Unhinged Name Soundalikes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
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today i looked at unhinged name soundalikes, where some names soundalike other names in sometimes unhinged ways
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Fun fact: in the book, Stuart Little wasn’t adopted. His mother actually gave birth to him. And, later in the story, a doctor says that it’s “unusual” for an english family to have a mouse, which implies that Stuart being born with the body of a mouse is not an isolated incident.
Boring fact: they never said he was a real ass mouse, they said he was “mouse like”
Edit: by “mouse like” they meant meek,
not furry
I first learned from that from one of Caddicarus' streams.
@@SStarry_Days so he just looks like a mouse and is for some reason is so short lego bricks are actual house building materials
Hold on i gotta find what makes this soul crushing, uhhhh...
So does that make stewart an anthro rat or a therian?
@@eat00002
Anthro, since he's physically mouse-like.
Autism crime (Optimus prime)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ 🤯
I wonder what that movie would be about.
@@p-__ you got peak content tbh. I was so engaged at "Corndogs gone wrong" then I saw "Corndogs gone right" and my mind was just blown
That's a good one
Ever realize that "kwite" sounds like "quite"? Yeah it's fucked up...
😮
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Me when I found out her original channel name was quitepossiblyasian
@@WishGender her?
Your name should sound like quiet.
9:42 It looks like he's blinking because the screen went black. Kinda cute ngl
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
🥰👉👈
Kwite really is a cutie
@@p-__sir … what
@@AverageDPEnjoyer were you listening? His farts are better than kwite's farts
6:23 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME A FREDDY FRIED THIS RICE?!
name soundalikes are the funniest shit to me for no reason
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
tsukasa pfp mention
Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……………
@@fantaguyrealdamn guess I’ll die
@fantaguyreal December 19th 2026 5:36 pm.
"do you ever think about how in the Fairly Oddparents universe, mpreg is canon?" I really try not to
I don't like being reminded
it hatches out of the balls like an egg
@@olliecrafter what the fuck
And they angels too is crazy
@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 urelated, but TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
Marker plier moment
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……………
No way c section
@@fantaguyrealahh I’m so scared I ned sub Yeah, nobody’s falling for it. Also, for y’all who can’t see what he said for some reason, he said sub or die
i hate those copy pastas because its basically "foriegn language scary" so just blatent xenophobia@@jerryblades5022
That Zoroark strat is actually kinda genius. Toxicroak is 4x weak to psychic, but Zoroark is immune to psychic
I guess, but that's such a popular thing to do that now most people expect it to happen when someone has a toxicroak + zoroark on their team to the point where it's better to not use either of them anymore
@@PirateShux well back then it wasn’t as popular. I’m well aware now that people know the trick, but he’s talking about back in the earlier days when the event Zoroark first came out
@@Green_Falcon wait true my bad, i kind of ignored that part by accident when i was watching
@@Green_Falconfirst time hearing about this strat. I’m amazed I never came across this.
I wonder how people could fall for it? Toxicroak is a physical attacker and Zoroark is special.
so early my parents got back together after the divorce
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
elaborate please???
Yoooo maybe it’ll keep my parents from divorcing !!
@@that-weird-truamatised-kid me when i lie
@@SunflowerSorrowsi love lying to people on the internet, keep it up man
"Meet me at a con" 😀
"It's in Texas" 😔
put cameras on him so you can watch him outside of texas😁😁
@@yanfeet if you document it, it could be considered science.
@@Bepus-Edits you should do that
6:21 There was a named zombie “Ronald Raygun” that cameos with a punk outfit. Drops guaranteed ray gun but spawns 1/10000 in the semi-open world map. Also appears as a map Easter egg on the map Forsaken where you have to deliver pizzas for him with goods and a ray gun as payment.
I didnt know Kwite used He/They/She
Thats pretty cool! and a pretty cool way to just put it casually in a vid!
not a vod viewer i see
Ok but fr I'm glad Kwite explains the jokes because overexplaining jokes can be funny but also I have autism and don't know a lot of pop culture shit so sometimes it genuinely helps lol
same except I don't have autism I'm just fucking stupid 😂
ITS MARK IPLIER‼️
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ wrong
@@tf2spygamin why do either of you know what kwite's farts sound/smell like.
@@p-__ STOP COMMENTING THIS ON MY COMMENTS😭‼️
marker buyer
6:05 in outbreak, you can actually find a zombie named Ronald raygun who drops a ray gun when killed.
Whopper Junior (Breaking Bad)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Wtf?? @@p-__
Huh
@@CannibalisticChihuahua I like that name
@@noahbattle3452 thanks!
When Ronald Regan was President, he proposed the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) whose goal was to put satelliles armed with kinetic and energy weapons in orbit to destroy ICBMs before they could hit the U.S. Of course, energy weapons was assumed to mean lasers, and thus the project was nicknamed "Ronald's Ray Guns."
this guy tried selling me fent
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ prove it
My fent is better than Kwite’s fent.
That means you were trying to buy something els 🤨
im so glad that this was posted at a perfect time, there are severe thunderstorms going on in my area and IM AFRAID OF THEM 💀
Ur like my friends dog in that regard
9:32 as someone who 8/10 times finds a lot of jokes confusing and thus not funny I actually appreciate having jokes fully explained because once I understand them I can find them funny
Quite, my favorite content creator
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ 🤨
@@p-__ no they aren't (I know from experience)
kwite possibly my favorite content creator
@@lamelime1 good to know.
4:22 lets gooooo he/they/she supremacy
Kwite is an enby?
Fr this video was the way I found out kwite used all the pronouns
She just like me
HES OUT OF THE JAR AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣
#freedthetrap
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ Maybe you should send some over for... research. Kwite, Ill need you to send some too, if you're reading this.
@@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik average Kwite viewer 😭😭
kwite is the only reason i would ever want to go to texas
agreed
retweet
@@realcutecel420??
@@yanfeet sighh let me guess either ur confused or my twitter mutual 😔😔😔
@@realcutecel420 im your irl mutual
This is good, anyways, heres a recipe for brownies.
Ingredients
Butter (½ cup)
2 eggs
Sugar (one cup)
Cocoa powder (⅓ cup)
Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon)
Flour (½ cup)
How to make it
1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees.
2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract.
3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready!
Time total: 18 minutes
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Should I try?
thank you for this recipe good person i was needing it
This is the second comment I've seen on a Kwite video with a recipe for brownies.
Is there a joke I'm missing?
@@CageBlack1443 Same. I have no clue 😭
The whole “Ronald Reagan cod” thing with Cold War, is that on the map forsaken, in a hidden room is a zombie named Ronald Raygun who, after giving him the parts gets you a raygun. This zombie also spawns in occasionally or at certain events in the outbreak gamemode (I don’t remember the exact contexts he spawns in places other than forsaken)
4:20 omg is that how she comes out thats genius
Kwite - K*wite*
Wite - W*h*ite
White - *The colour* White
THE BRAWN JAMES?
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What
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7:57 i think it would tear straight through the taint like an advanced hymen
10:07
Patrick being a cartoon character already pretty much solidifies his win.
He is essencially immortal and any damage delt to him will have zero lasting effects.
The only way I see Batman winning is by tricking Patrick into believing he's already lost, wich is reasonable because they are on opposite ends of the idiot-genious spectrum
And plus. It is shown that in the show. If he gets a part of his body cut off, not only can he regrow that limb but the limb that got cut off can make another Patrick.
Good video Kwitimus tightimus. Keep it up.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__liar.
8:24 god, i did something like this in middle school but out loud. my algebra teacher was talking about coefficients and my dumbass thought she said koi fishing (def wasn't paying attention). i raised my hand and went on like a 2 minute tangent about this one anime i watched that had koi fish in it and what i learned from it. she thought i was trying to be funny and almost sent me out. i wanted to die. i still think about that shit to this day and im 30 now
I'm sorry this is so funny
damn, now this is deep
Queer person in a covid mask going to Texas? godspeed my dude.
1:04 Dear god kwite will be within a 30 minute radius of me I need to take shelter before his unadulterated swagger sends me into the mexico bay
Fried Rice At Denny's is probably my favorite name soundalike ever
I love how the most replayed moment in the video is after he's done talking about the pokemon thing 🤣
6:50 can confirm, it does drive retention and click rates. (as a viewer, not as a channel) (Also, where's the mayo for this pic?)
as a competitive pokemon player myself, I agree, our memes are notoriously incomprehensible
if u dont know most of the info abt it the memes/jokes miss abt as much as stone edge
ill see myself out
at first i noticed the jade harley pfp, then i realized it shows up exactly at the 4:13 timestamp… this cant be a coincidence
3:18 Kwite I was unable to find the origins of the wiki page but I did find was the official page for a loess here is a basic description for your needs “A loess is a periglacial or aeolian (windborne) sediment, defined as an accumulation of 20% or less of clay with a balance of roughly equal parts sand and silt (with a typical grain size from 20 to 50 micrometers),[3][4] often loosely cemented by calcium carbonate. Usually, they are homogeneous and highly porous and have vertical capillaries that permit the sediment to fracture and form vertical bluffs.” So that but horizontal hope this helps you in any way.
9:10 this face is from the robloxian 3.0 update, which added many new body shapes to roblox, and many new HORRIFYINGLY COMICAL faces to the game. Unfortunately, most of these faces are off sale, but the ones that stuck around are the man face (the one you saw in that meme) and the woman face
zoroark to kill fairy types is certainly one of the sets of all time
3:10 thats not horizontal lois. She was just summoned in defense position
9:40 kwite being closer to the camera and slightly bent broke me… like… I DIDNT KNOW HE COULD DO THAT?????
6:25 amazing depressing qlbum fork you kwite for making me think this now
that roblox face is from the "man" package on the catalog, which is a free set of items that includes body parts, a shirt and pants, and hair as well as that face
you are so underrated, how does this have 22 views?
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
was rewatching kwite videos while making cookies only for a new one to appear before me. its like ive been blessed...
Thanks for explaining some of these for me, Kwite! As I get older, I understand less and less of internet meme-culture and it's making me sad...
Crisp Rat (Chris Pratt)
i think its a rock paper scissors-type deal.
patrick bateman beats patrick star and eats him because rich people probably eat starfish
batman beats patrick bateman because he's just a guy
patrick star beats batman for the reasons you described (which i wasnt paying attention to)
Fun Fact!: You can find a zombie on outbreak in Cold War named Ronald Ray-Gun.
No way the Moist Critical bots are invading Kwite
4:13 OOMF MADE IT TO KWITE
also homestuck number 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
jape harl
@@average-neco-arc-enjoyerdae stir
homestuck
@@gardenGnosticc that is a cool pfp
Is that your account?
Jade Harley Homestuck mention in a Kwite video.
Jade taking as many pronouns as she possibly can
Reminder that Patrick can reattach his limbs.
He can also create perfect copies of himself within like minutes from a lost limb
Oh yeah, he also has super fast regeneration.
Don't get me started on some other things, like his karate chop in that one episode.
2:17 as a fencer, his pronunciation pains me 😭
As a person who speaks French. It hurts me too
7:42 It's not everyday that I remember seahorses exist, but they're the first thing that ever comes to my mind when I think mpreg.
I used to use sleep pots on my Great epee, named my character "go to eep" and just made people sleep
DUDE you can't subject me to harsh truth bombs like "ChrisChan looks like Benjamin Franklin" without a TW
The male fairies give birth Hyena style.
The did actually use the Ronald Raygun name in the zombies map Forsaken.
He’s nervous but on the surface he’s 1:55
As an autistic person, ( 9:30 ) yes I am indeed lucky that you are explaining every joke so my brain can register the funny machine. Your service does not go unnoticed, Sir Kwite.
the Ben franklin Chris Chan Meme hurts me
i remember some 11yr old said chris chan groomed them (they didn’t know who chris chan was)
@@realcutecel420was it… BlueSpike?
Good vid. Made my day much better. Thank u weird cryptid cloth.
I have become so terminally online and dependent on my phone for guidance that I've had to put red tape arrows all over my apartment to complete basic functions. I haven't been outside in months...
Markerplier??!??!
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
My fave one of these is 'autism crime' with a pic of optimus prime 😂
Hope it’s gonna be another good one, Kwite. I’ll reply to the comment with my thoughts once I finish watching it.
it’s another good one
Hearing Dallas Texas was such a huge jumpscare cuz I can never comprehend that people WANT to go there (I live in DFW)
I swear that every time a new video of yours comes out, I somehow manage to find it early
6:19 Actually in zombies Outbreak mode there is an easter egg where there's like a 0.1% chance of a zombie spawning in with a pink mohawk and is named "Ronald Raygun" That has a guaranteed Ray Gun weapon drop
[pogging and screeching] HE'S HOLDING THE LENS CAP !!!!! HE BROKE THE IMMERSION !!!!!!!!!!!
Funny you make this sort of video, cuz the last stream where you said you were gonna be at Weebcon, I thought you said weed con, didn’t think much of it and promptly spent about an hour trying to figure out how to get tickets before finding the Twitter/X post saying you were gonna be at Weebcon.
For times i wondered what was so offputting about Kwite's commentary.
After Pokémon 6 tangent i finally figured out that man's been yappin too heckin much
The roblox "man face" was a free face included in the default "man" body package. It has now been taken offsale and replaced by a 3D animated version
Aw man I was sort of expecting you to be at Gem State Comic Con
Shoutout to the Mount Eerie reference. The only album that made me cry helplessly bitter tears
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1:44 troughout the reddit and the twitter i alone am the outloud reader
You mentioned the con and then Texas and I was really hoping for tff
My favorite one was someone literally taking the Wikipedia page for the actual physicist Heisenberg and making it a breaking bad reference
6:50 fun fact:Kwite videos abt ghost is what got me into call of duty
absolutely love the background music of the Mario Party 9 Beach theme
We gotta deal with both yellow paint discorse becoming a meme and red paint discorse is already about memes. Combine the 2 into a hellish marker on where to look to interact with the meme.
9:45 Yeah, baby, 17
(Remy Boy Lifestyle)
Ayy, ayy, look
Baby girl, you so damn fine, though
I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind, though
I'm sippin' on you like some fine wine, though (Remy Boyz)
And when it's over, I press rewind, though, ayy
You talkin' bands, girl, I got it
Benjamin's all in my pocket
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playin' Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
Ayy, I got a Glock in my 'Rari, ayy, 17 shots, no .38
I got a Glock in my 'Rari, 17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine (yeah, baby)
She walk past, I press rewind (yeah, baby)
To see that a- one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us (they know us)
All fast money, no slow bucks (yeah, baby)
No one can control us
(Uh, yeah, Monty) ayy, yeah, baby
Tell me what you see, is it money or it's me?
I smoke 20, smell the...
I got hunnies in my V (yeah, baby)
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby, daddy?" I'm like "Yeah" (yeah)
I got Robins on my jeans, you see the wings on every pair (ayy, ayy)
All you see is Remy Boyz, you know my - everywhere (Remy Boyz)
And if somebody got a problem, we could meet up anywhere (Monty, let's go)
Now go say some' (ayy)
Don't you ni- play dumb (yeah)
You know where we came from
You won't want sauce, no A1
I'm like, yeah, she's fine (fine)
Wonder when she'll be mine (woo)
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that a- one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeah, baby
Ayy, she a cutie and she fine, make me wanna make her mine
She ain't nothin' like 'em bimbos (she ain't nothin' like 'em bimbos)
If you like it, we can swerve, we can light and stain up here
Blowin', pluck it out the window (pluck it out the window)
DJ playin', press rewind, got her singin' every time
Take a high note for me, girlfriend
Got my city lookin' rude, I ain't Diddy, I ain't Loon
But I think I need a girlfriend
She feelin' great as I'm talkin' to her
She a Remy Girl so I'm gon' pursue her
I brought a lot of loud, lot of Remy to sip on
Thousand dollars when I get my tip on (sheesh)
I'm off her, asked her if her fatty real
She said that's all her, got her with the happy feel
I'm 'bout to spoil her, got her with the happy feel
I'm 'bout to spoil her, oh, my
I'm like, yeah, she's fine (fine)
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that a- one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us (Remy Boyz, yeah)
All fast money, no slow bucks (all fast money)
No one can control us (no one can control us)
Ayy, yeah, baby
ZooWap, Monty
ZooWap, Dicey
Yeah, baby, Remy Boyz
Yeah, yeah
2:52
I think you would hate
R/lies
Bro went for the event zoroark pull. Good shit. You might not be real but i wish you were
I need to see you cover competitive Pokemon memes and try to even slightly decipher what they mean
As someone who actually understands some of it, I think it'd be pretty funny
The first con he’s invited to being Weebcon in Dallas Texas makes it 100x better.
Toriyama is definitely laughing at those jokes. Dumb smut jokes are like 80% of original Dragon Ball.
Bold and ready, look it's golden Freddy. Vomit on his sweater already, mom's spagehtti
Anyone else think that the reflection of the monitor in Kwite's glasses at 6:53 makes him look high as hell? I legit got jumpscared by it when it transitioned.
2:43 IT IS NOW
I am so unreasonably excited by the use of Pikmin 2 music in the background at around 8:50. Like, I haven't played the game in years, but as soon as I heard it so much dopamine flooded my brain it isn't even funny.
Fun Fact! Stuart Little is only a Mouse insofar as Shadow is a Hedgehog. That's not his species that's just his Shape. Biologically he is not at all that he just looks like he is for some reason.
I heard “97 year old minor” and started questioning my entire existence
Name soundalikes are peak perfection