Girls Try To Pee Standing Up For The First Time

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  • @MrSleepygrizzly
    @MrSleepygrizzly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3340

    Okay Buzzfeed, gettin' alittle weird...

    • @nomnom20131
      @nomnom20131 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Speak properly Doge

    • @MrSleepygrizzly
      @MrSleepygrizzly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nomnom This is doge you're talking to. Think.

    • @Texas_RedNV
      @Texas_RedNV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      One can't simply force Doge to speak properly...

    • @MrSleepygrizzly
      @MrSleepygrizzly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      GhostShadow661
      Such grammarz
      many corecshuns
      so truth
      very wow

    • @nomnom20131
      @nomnom20131 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's right GhostShadow661

  • @Purp1ehaz3
    @Purp1ehaz3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2894

    Who else pees on the sides because peeing in the water makes too much noise?

    • @crazycoolben13
      @crazycoolben13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I do during the night

    • @alagorrogala1174
      @alagorrogala1174 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      but then it doesn't create bubbles!
      but i do the same in the night or public places.

    • @Tgansk8bit
      @Tgansk8bit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Not me, it shows my dominance in the house.

    • @fignewton4196
      @fignewton4196 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bat-derp-man Idk I see what you did there. Pissed! hahahhaha!

    • @Purp1ehaz3
      @Purp1ehaz3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @knuckys
    @knuckys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    This would be GREAT for camping

    • @BuffyWho19
      @BuffyWho19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Lacey Waddles I think that's what the "SheWee" was originally invented for: camping. :)

    • @amandagarrett3485
      @amandagarrett3485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Lacey Waddles I have one for camping and music festivals, because port-o-potties are nasty, and it's handy as hell when in the woods.

    • @BuffyWho19
      @BuffyWho19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amanda Garrett These sound like even more reasons for me to buy one!

    • @Ultinezz
      @Ultinezz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lacey Waddles When women are about to absail. They have to go to a bush or else they explode "Banana Juice"...

    • @IsaacStevensHOA
      @IsaacStevensHOA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lacey Waddles thats why they invented a house - Jim gafaghan

  • @AwesomeSause30
    @AwesomeSause30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Rules of pissing:
    1- no peeing next to another person
    2- look straight ahead
    3- no talking
    4- 2 shakes or you're playing with yourself

    • @tharantodo8454
      @tharantodo8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @softness1893
      @softness1893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      These are only 4 of the 10 commandments

    • @maxv.6669
      @maxv.6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% true

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @tammymassey2269
      @tammymassey2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 shakes and your playing with yourself!!
      My husband says that to me!

  • @aminuabdullahi5922
    @aminuabdullahi5922 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    wtf did she take a dump at 1:31 yall heard it right

    • @GlitchesAndNe
      @GlitchesAndNe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      she took a massive shit but tried to play it off like nothing happened :|

    • @cassiuswatt
      @cassiuswatt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cassiuswatt
      @cassiuswatt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh and u cute

    • @aminuabdullahi5922
      @aminuabdullahi5922 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      what?

    • @melissamm3086
      @melissamm3086 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YAA lol her facee wth i thought they were standing

  • @hnsc1
    @hnsc1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    Im a girl and i pee standing up in the shower. This isnt weird right.....Lol my aim is perfecto now 👌👌

    • @Ja9luvs
      @Ja9luvs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do it too! Your far from alone!!!

    • @SillyLilyis
      @SillyLilyis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah, I do that, if you think your aim really is great you should try standing to pee in general. I can do that now and the shower is where I started :P

    • @MadChrisp
      @MadChrisp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      nah we all pee in the shower.
      there are 2 types of people in this world. those who pee in the shower... and those who lie.

    • @crisduelochil1127
      @crisduelochil1127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've done it and I don't know what the big deal is its not even hard like really.... Btw I'm a girl

    • @DomV123
      @DomV123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and those who actually don't pee in the shower

  • @pinksparkles-kz8jj
    @pinksparkles-kz8jj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    I pee standing up because I pee in the shower. Don't tell me I'm the only one.

    • @daisybarker9846
      @daisybarker9846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nope

    • @whimsiwitch
      @whimsiwitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best comment I've seen all day.

    • @savannahe6456
      @savannahe6456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i do to

    • @nancyzhang5410
      @nancyzhang5410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sometimes when I'm in a rush.. I pee in the shower... But I squat.

    • @khurona
      @khurona 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It saves water.

  • @malakshamaa7874
    @malakshamaa7874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    so i just watched people pee on the internet.. what is my life

    • @blacksuppository
      @blacksuppository 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Malak Shamaa your life is WAKEMEUPWAKEMEUPINSIDECANTWAKEUPWAKEMEUPINSIDESAVEME

    • @malakshamaa7874
      @malakshamaa7874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      call my name and save me from the dark

  • @Snapesloveforever
    @Snapesloveforever 9 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I feel like doctor's offices need these for when women have to pee in a cup. Like that's a real practical use for them

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg yes!

    • @SharellJ
      @SharellJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Snapesloveforever good point!

    • @WantedVisual
      @WantedVisual 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Snapesloveforever
      I got mine originally because my doctor announced he'd have to operate on my leg again, and peeing had been the biggest nuisance while recovering the first time round. You can use this thing to pee without bending your sore leg, without having to somehow maneuver your full-leg cast in a teenie-tiny cubicle and even sitting down in a wheelchair (you do need a bottle of sorts). If you live in the right country, getting this is covered by some health insurance companies, if it means you need less or no nursing help.
      But yeah, nowadays, I mostly use it for baffling nurses with my 'excellent aim' when giving urine samples.

    • @rosaliecrawford1841
      @rosaliecrawford1841 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snapesloveforever omg. You are a g e n i u s.

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @Martialarts222
    @Martialarts222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Ladies, now you can pee standing up. We men have a rule when in the bathroom urinal "Eye's forward, no talking".

    • @Martialarts222
      @Martialarts222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Taylor H oh and do not cross the streams Lol.

    • @TheRomanRuler
      @TheRomanRuler 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taylor H Yes, life ends every time you spend 30 seconds without talking... Well, literally it does, people die all the time, but you get the point.

    • @101Meeko101
      @101Meeko101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      don't forget the unspoken rule of 1 urinal apart from each other

    • @kevincc13
      @kevincc13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Forgot the rule "every other urinal if possible"

    • @zachary3777
      @zachary3777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MeekoChan If there is a row of three with two guys i always go in the middle and say check mate.

  • @MrOmnos
    @MrOmnos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    we shake it...but doesn't matter how much you shake...last drop is always for the underwear!!!

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      True...

    • @ky9349
      @ky9349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is so true

    • @lamofabull7844
      @lamofabull7844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .Not for me, never had that problem.

    • @devincampbell5007
      @devincampbell5007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      my underwear is black so that must be why i never see any yellow hahahahahahahaha

    • @MURK360
      @MURK360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true af, lol

  • @Nebula.
    @Nebula. ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Who’s here watching after Alison’s tiktok confession? 😂

  • @holysmokes7532
    @holysmokes7532 9 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Yea we don't need toilet paper. We shake it.

    • @Spyflugan123
      @Spyflugan123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Shaking doesn't do it, like when you wash your hands, do you just shake your hands?

    • @Spyflugan123
      @Spyflugan123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The bacteria stay in your underwear until you change them and who knows when you do that

    • @flawlesspiner1674
      @flawlesspiner1674 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spyflugan123 LOL

    • @ABQSentinel
      @ABQSentinel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Spyflugan123 "Shaking doesn't do it, like when you wash your hands, do you just shake your hands?"
      If you're peeing on your hands, you're doing it wrong.

    • @Spyflugan123
      @Spyflugan123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I know, it's even good for the immune system, but that doesn't make me want someone else's pee on me

  • @solodaph
    @solodaph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Oh yes yes.
    I'm having fun reading all the comments.

    • @antongrier5242
      @antongrier5242 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I am sitting here for about 20 mins reading all this stuff, the funnest parts are all the girls asking question about our penises and how we shit and pee at the same time ROFL

    • @solodaph
      @solodaph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @proudexotic1232
      @proudexotic1232 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rui Liu nice profile pic haha

    • @solodaph
      @solodaph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      proudexotic 123​ thanks.
      I love Amber Liu.

    • @proudexotic1232
      @proudexotic1232 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha me too :"3

  • @penina8438
    @penina8438 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:29 “the pee went everywhere”… and now we know why

    • @JohnGottschalk
      @JohnGottschalk ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope the sex ed in schools got better in the last 10 years.

  • @sukanyabarman4909
    @sukanyabarman4909 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I inserted the object into my body when I did not need to” - Allison

  • @SHINOBlKAGE
    @SHINOBlKAGE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.

    • @hellsgate1998
      @hellsgate1998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, TRUE

    • @agriperma
      @agriperma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Technique that works, after your done, push up on the prostate, ( area just behind the sack ) it pushes the last drops out. no more leaks.

    • @gloria_vdc
      @gloria_vdc 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always thought it was gross

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's why you wipe it after shaking

    • @rokasluksys7619
      @rokasluksys7619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      still better love story than twilight

  • @CaptainOdin1
    @CaptainOdin1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    I prefer to sit to pee as a man cause it's less work and less chance of missing

    • @rafaelsotana8491
      @rafaelsotana8491 9 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Me too bro. I pee standing up only in public toilets.

    • @CaptainOdin1
      @CaptainOdin1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Rafael Sotana Of course, those places are pretty nasty sometimes >.

    • @maxrodriguez5116
      @maxrodriguez5116 9 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Gaaaaaaay!

    • @morrius0701
      @morrius0701 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I sit down because 1 I'm fucking lazy and 2 I have a bad case of separating pee stream so I tend to piss on the seat.

    • @GermansEagle
      @GermansEagle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I disagree. I never had that problem. I always pee standing up.

  • @ahmedel-mohammad6436
    @ahmedel-mohammad6436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    My old primary school had aiming targets in the urinals I practiced there...

    • @unikitty6169
      @unikitty6169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg really?

    • @blakebabcock8890
      @blakebabcock8890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHAT!?

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg mine too! They were like little bees (my school's mascot was the bee) and flowers lol

  • @fayealik1468
    @fayealik1468 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    There are two kinds of people in the world.
    People who pee in the shower
    And people who lie about not peeing in the shower :p

    • @Emma-mf1vq
      @Emma-mf1vq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my showers a bathtub too so I'm litteraly not lieing+ I can't ever seem to pee while standing it just doesn't feel right

    • @gracecramer5749
      @gracecramer5749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Faye Alik I swear to you on my life I have never peed in the shower because I'm kind of a germaphobe when it comes to that

    • @pewnice92
      @pewnice92 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Faye Alik Nope it is way to gross if you think about what you (hopefully) are in the shower for.

    • @meghanmahoney3268
      @meghanmahoney3268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice comment Jenna Marbles!

    • @fayealik1468
      @fayealik1468 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Meghan Mahoney One of the best compliments i've ever had! Haha thank you!

  • @anishsurepeddi5422
    @anishsurepeddi5422 9 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Too far BuzzFeed, too far

    • @br00talitydawg
      @br00talitydawg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THEY HAD "GUYS KISS GUYS/SEE EACHOTHER NAKED FOR THE FIRST TIME"..

    • @Offmaz
      @Offmaz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol true

    • @ameliaz5829
      @ameliaz5829 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They also had guys trying being drag queens, why is it when girls do something, they're being immediately criticized?

    • @MadChrisp
      @MadChrisp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this is not close to how far they have goten b4 lol.
      did you see them make the guys pose like kim's boory pic?
      and when they did nude modeling?
      and when they modeled lingerie?

    • @Grave2193
      @Grave2193 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Amelia Z men get criticized to all the time. It's easy to say one gender when you only looking at it from your genders point of view. Also it does depend on the area and people around you. I see both genders getting criticized a lot.

  • @harrysonofbob
    @harrysonofbob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I pee sitting down. Always have, always will.

    • @dsadams17
      @dsadams17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I bet you own a sewing machine and a bidet too.

    • @imnana6589
      @imnana6589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm a chick and I pee standing if it's in the shower or the bush :/ don't see what the fuss is about. We do what we want :3

    • @theeagle623
      @theeagle623 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha gay

    • @athalia3661
      @athalia3661 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dsadams17 No, he just probably prefers not to leave piss all over the toilet or floor for other people to clean up.

    • @vandeman171
      @vandeman171 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Balder Sprauten No, he's saying that he pees sitting down, not having sex with another male.

  • @SimplyTaylor14
    @SimplyTaylor14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    One time I was in my schools bathroom, and the seat had like SCRATCH MARKS?! Who has a spikey vagina?!

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +taytortot a Japanese football-boots wearing foreign student that sits on the seat?

    • @davids.9258
      @davids.9258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Widdekuu91 Good guess.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +taytortot probably some girl from the sand village. They crazy lol

    • @jamesreed2098
      @jamesreed2098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +taytortot I'm going to go out on a limb here and say those scratches were made by some girls ring when she went to wipe herself or when she had to deal with a tampon. But what do I know?

    • @theall-seeingrinnegan5683
      @theall-seeingrinnegan5683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ino Yamanaka LMAOO

  • @georgenicholson3941
    @georgenicholson3941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    About the little dribble:
    Let it absorb, let it evaporate and start back at square 1

  • @MsDaniH23
    @MsDaniH23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    WTF... So you would be carrying that pee covered thing around with you all day?

    • @sydkne
      @sydkne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      She's talking about an actual dick lol

    • @DearestLover09
      @DearestLover09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      right? Not only is this dumb and unnecessary, it's also unsanitary

    • @DearestLover09
      @DearestLover09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CELLY M and she (the commenter) is talking about when you're done peeing, what do you do with the thing? You have to carry it around all day lol

    • @CustomMadeHH
      @CustomMadeHH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      uh rinse it off in the sink with soap and water.

    • @_rmel
      @_rmel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Actually, I follow a lot of travel bloggers and these types of things are mainly used for road trips or like if you're on a cheap train or bus that doesn't stop, you can use these to pee into bottles and things like that. I expect they're also useful for campers/hikers where you run the risk of poison ivy or if it's really cold out. I don't think it's the type of thing where you'd carry it around in your everyday life and just whip it out in a mall bathroom or something.

  • @choate1996
    @choate1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    They still haven't experienced double or triple stream.

    • @haku22222
      @haku22222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      After sex or in morning....Jesus they just don't know bro...

    • @Balinux
      @Balinux 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      double, triple, shower drops,... Is the reason I'm the one cleaning the toilet.

    • @Themostamazinguy
      @Themostamazinguy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      or the steam where one shoots straight into the toilet and the other shoots at a 90 degree angle at the door adjacent to the toilet.

    • @TheGamingg33k
      @TheGamingg33k 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or when your piss needs an extra push and falls 90 degrees downward, pissing all over your boxers. I hate that shit, after sex peeing as well is ridiculous. You sometimes gotta wait at least 2 mins to let one drop out >:(

    • @wolfpresident
      @wolfpresident 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheGamingg33k You can do it, but changing the pipes is fucking painful. Its definitely worth giving yourself a few minutes lol.

  • @adar.6357
    @adar.6357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Girls can still pee in a bottle, just takes knowing where the hole is. I had to do it in a super desperate time, and to this day I'm super proud of that accomplishment

    • @Ayushmanz
      @Ayushmanz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well done,I hope I could find a girl who could do that .Wish me luck for my strange conquest

    • @brandifeekes8339
      @brandifeekes8339 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Ayushman Sharma Find an army girl who's been deployed. All the chicks with deployments under their belts in my old transportation unit said that they could pee in a gatorade bottle. I personally wish I was that talented.

    • @Ayushmanz
      @Ayushmanz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Brandi Feekes apparently,that's all that I look for in a girl.A girl who could stand beside me holding my hand while we both make a hissing sound peeing in the urinal.

    • @treytonwilson9635
      @treytonwilson9635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      on a field trip in high school on the bus a girl did it once

    • @nevergiveupbaby1720
      @nevergiveupbaby1720 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @ashleyjohnson1990
    @ashleyjohnson1990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "First you pee on yourself, then you figure it out." New life motto.

  • @servel2
    @servel2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I was raised by a single mom most of my childhood, to this day I feel more comfortable peeing sitting down on a toilet and wiping. I only pee standing up for emergencies or urinals.

    • @campampates
      @campampates 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      waaaatttaaaafaaaak?

    • @servel2
      @servel2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes I wipe the tip of my penezia

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sergio Velasco Oh yeah!

    • @servel2
      @servel2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, I do know the proper urinal etiquette

    • @TickleMeElmo55
      @TickleMeElmo55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sergio Velasco This is when a father helps a son.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Next Weeks Video:
    Guys try taking a shit upside down FOR THE FIRST TIME!

    • @Warandache
      @Warandache 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      StickMaster500 I'd watch the _shit_ out of that video.

    • @1631631000
      @1631631000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kuurankukka 😰😰

    • @itsbearbaby9224
      @itsbearbaby9224 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lolololololololololololololololololololololololol lmfao ha

    • @yentlcloud
      @yentlcloud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i laughed so hard at this comment in the middle of clas man XD i was crying and all LOL LOL

    • @itsbearbaby9224
      @itsbearbaby9224 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :) :) bwahahahahahaahahahahah even after 2 months this is still comment of the year

  • @justgamer3817
    @justgamer3817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude Public Restroom Etiquette 101: Always leave 1 Urinal gap between another dude, unless it's crowded, then stare at the wall.

  • @alexkg1
    @alexkg1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The pee went everywhere!" Yup! That's accurate :)

  • @Toaster-ln1nw
    @Toaster-ln1nw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Who else pees in the deep part of the toilet out in public to assert your dominance to those within earshot?

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I pee in the sink to assert my dominence

    • @ayatawii
      @ayatawii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ferrariteddy truly you have, no one's gonna use that sink again LOL

    • @downunderdog
      @downunderdog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Toaster4231 i piss in a cup in front of a police station and then pour it on a cop car to assert my dominance

    • @Sloxx701
      @Sloxx701 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Toaster4231 i sit on the urinal and piss into the stall

    • @MrHHVV
      @MrHHVV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Toaster4231 If you have to use your pee to assert dominance like a common animal you must not be very dominant at all. If i heard someone pee like that, submitting to your dominance would be the last thing on my mind.
      Nowadays we use our minds to establish dominance. Welcome to 2015.

  • @OTW18
    @OTW18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Peeing with an erection is goddamn annoying.

    • @Tigerparadise
      @Tigerparadise 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Grizzly BƎAR
      It is probably the same as trying to pee with a lady boner honestly, it is impossible sometimes.

    • @travisbeck9139
      @travisbeck9139 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tigerparadise lol im with this guy what in the hell is a lady boner?

    • @101Youcraft
      @101Youcraft 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

    • @OTW18
      @OTW18 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      GennyQuest Oh god ok

    • @MrJamesBig1
      @MrJamesBig1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tigerparadise lol dafuq is a lady boner? xD explain it! >.

  • @FoxForce5
    @FoxForce5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here just bc of Allison’s tiktok 😂. I had to see for myself

  • @apryor324
    @apryor324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When I was like 4 I had this weird habit of peeing standing up. My mom had to clean up a lot of messes back then

    • @teinspringz
      @teinspringz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you have that habit under control these days

    • @kayleelarson8227
      @kayleelarson8227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      teinspringz 😂

    • @anna7653
      @anna7653 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ally Cat wait are you a girl or a boy?

    • @apryor324
      @apryor324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Anna Is Magical girl it wouldn't be weird if I was a dude

    • @anna7653
      @anna7653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ally Cat yeah XD

  • @hypergummy1266
    @hypergummy1266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I love peeing everywhere! I pee on my gf when we're in the shower and she gets so pissed off! LMAO
    I was one of those little kids who pissed everywhere but in the toilet

    • @StyleFree
      @StyleFree 9 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      You pee on your girlfriend???

    • @ItsJustNemz
      @ItsJustNemz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Hold up... Wtf

    • @hypergummy1266
      @hypergummy1266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      on he feet... not her face. calm down, i'm not R Kelly

    • @cazzawee
      @cazzawee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      lmao if it's in the shower who cares. I let my bf pee on me in the shower. it's pretty funny

    • @ItsJustNemz
      @ItsJustNemz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Wtf

  • @TwinBladeFury
    @TwinBladeFury 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They'll never experience that moment of panic when you start taking a piss and two streams fly off in opposite directions with neither one of them being where you're aiming...

  • @thornsofbeautysikkeillcuta9987
    @thornsofbeautysikkeillcuta9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: sees video title *immediately scrolls down to comment section*

  • @DylanOB
    @DylanOB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You shake to deal with that last dribble.

  • @willkaye3875
    @willkaye3875 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's like life: First you pee on yourself, and then you pee on THE WORLD!

  • @Cruxador
    @Cruxador 8 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    You know, it's totally possible to pee without some device... You just have to get your fingers kind of in there a bit to aim the actual peehole.

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gabinuh Uh, what in the hell could have remotely given you that idea? Are you? Can you not tell when someone is joking around?

    • @wodanazaugo1345
      @wodanazaugo1345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Cruxador WTF LOL

    • @yaleel1xae168
      @yaleel1xae168 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro what you talking about are you even a man?

    • @StarWarsWhovian
      @StarWarsWhovian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Cruxador True, here's instructions on how to do it if you're a girl:
      www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female
      --------
      And no, I am not kidding either.

    • @miahk8683
      @miahk8683 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      v16 UAE who me?

  • @triple7marc
    @triple7marc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:50 We don't use toilet paper we just flick ourselves with our finger and bam the drip is gone

  • @joysheng2972
    @joysheng2972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PEE STANDING UP"
    "I think this is gonna be dumb..."
    "I'M SO EXCITED"

  • @crypandora66
    @crypandora66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I've seen these before and I want one SO bad. Do you guys realize how much easier this would be for women that go camping?????? Or you dont want to sit on aids infested nasty club toilets -horror flash backs-
    I found that this design though was kind of stupid as the cup is very narrow and doesn't contour correctly so I can totally see the faults in this,

    • @TheSatisfactoryMeatstick
      @TheSatisfactoryMeatstick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ill help you insert it.

    • @crypandora66
      @crypandora66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bravehalospartan 6/10

    • @crypandora66
      @crypandora66 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** oh I know where to buy it silly. And for way cheaper I just dont have this up on my priority list haha

    • @mexicanadian0846
      @mexicanadian0846 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey I have actually seen videos of very talented women who can actually pee standing without that device and they are good shots. Practice in the shower and you are GOLDEN!! (thats right, I said it)

    • @crypandora66
      @crypandora66 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Garrison not always true! Can't control the stream 24/7. I can pee standing up but like they said, I dont want a work out when trying to squat over a nasty toilet/porta potties. You will never know what it feels like to pee when your a girl and your bladder is full and dont have much option haha

  • @starboycristian
    @starboycristian ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here after Allison's tiktok video 😬😨

  • @noellelarson5704
    @noellelarson5704 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im here in 2022 because allison said she stuck the device in her body and i had to figure out what device she was talking about 😭

  • @jeremytodd77
    @jeremytodd77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:48 Umm, we shake the dribble off which is something the ladies can't do.

    • @samantharau9687
      @samantharau9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeremy Sutherland jokes on you. That's how twerking really started to be a thing

    • @Sam_Sundays
      @Sam_Sundays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are guys watching this

    • @xubyruby5491
      @xubyruby5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sam_Sundays still wondering why girls watch this

  • @Pickwow
    @Pickwow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Guys pee sitting down, oh wait I do that when I take a dump lol

    • @iamtaco253
      @iamtaco253 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat?

    • @GangStalker17
      @GangStalker17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its more efficient

    • @bibiwastaken
      @bibiwastaken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Average Human efficiency is key

    • @finderofblackops
      @finderofblackops 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When shitting it is easier to pee sitting down

    • @eddwarriior
      @eddwarriior 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      learn to shit standing up like a real man !

  • @JVIPER88
    @JVIPER88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In all of these videos, the women just don't seem to believe that men aren't standing in stalls next to each other, chatting, and checking out each others' packages.
    It's not like that at all. It's like standing in an elevator. No talking. No noises. Eyes focused on the automatic flushy thing in front of you. That's all.

    • @lnanters
      @lnanters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's because they imagine things from their women perspective. that's what they would've done.

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @terribledotjpg7330
    @terribledotjpg7330 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. 2 in the morning and I'm having to watch at 144p. Keep up the good work time Warner cable!

  • @popaandreea7596
    @popaandreea7596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Shewee was confirmed to be my best friend during a 9 hours road trip. It saved me from having to search hours for a clean bathroom while crossing my legs and praying that I'm gonna hold it. I was even able to keep myself hydrated, because with the Shewee, I just got out of the car, went behind a tree, turn my back and pee! And i didn't have to entirely expose my puffy white bums to the world either.The bypassers had no idea what I'm doing - they probably just thought I'm having a nice look at the view. Great invention! A must have for every girl on this planet!
    Trust me,ladies, it's a life changer!

  • @MissUnicornAngel
    @MissUnicornAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The pee went EVERYWHERE" hahaha I laughed so hard

  • @Burnscar81
    @Burnscar81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm at 38 seconds in and just want to note that my mom has a shewee that she takes camping. She loves it.

    • @Burnscar81
      @Burnscar81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Burnscar81 1:53 There is an expression guys use. "No matter how you jump and dance the last two drops go in your pants", that is all. Cheers!

    • @monsieurbernoulli8101
      @monsieurbernoulli8101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's really funny, because where i live they say: Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose muss der letzte Tropfen.

    • @Burnscar81
      @Burnscar81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Monsieur Bernoulli LOL. It just shows that certain things are true no matter the country or culture. Cheers!

    • @monsieurbernoulli8101
      @monsieurbernoulli8101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burnscar81 cheers mate

    • @socger4261
      @socger4261 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Monsieur Bernoulli "La ley del gatillo: la ultima gota al calzoncillo." From Spain.

  • @nicolelansang
    @nicolelansang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm a girl and I pee in the shower. PLEASE TELL ME THAT THERE IS OTHER GIRLS WHO PEE IN THE SHOWER🙏🏻🙏🏻I mean like you're gonna hold your pee until your done and you didn't have to pee before you went inside

    • @nicolelansang
      @nicolelansang 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry for the bad grammer😂

    • @bella9603
      @bella9603 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

    • @Ripperia
      @Ripperia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're not the only one ^^

    • @zeeplez
      @zeeplez 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm not going to sit on the toilet, do what I need to, then clean the water on the seat, no way

    • @kamisa7362
      @kamisa7362 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually pee before I get in the shower. I don't like the idea of peeing in the shower.

  • @alicevanderlund3126
    @alicevanderlund3126 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Like I'm sooo tempted right now to...."
    "STOP IT"
    "I'm not looking, I'm just tempted!"
    "BECKY! Don't look at me!"
    SO FUNNY. I love Becky she is so funny.

  • @mistigutierrez4251
    @mistigutierrez4251 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Allison’s tik tok 😭

  • @riverogue13
    @riverogue13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who’s here from Allison’s tiktok

  • @mildhighreaction954
    @mildhighreaction954 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    natasha that takes skill your very talented

  • @the3pic1_mspandourworld
    @the3pic1_mspandourworld 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has my favourite buzzfeed staff in it lol

  • @n1ckkclark
    @n1ckkclark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh am I on the weird part if youtube again?

    • @teddypufdavid3250
      @teddypufdavid3250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nicholas Clark omg same tho...

    • @thedonkey098
      @thedonkey098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, your in the haft weird, the weird part where there is nudity.

  • @kaylaberry5942
    @kaylaberry5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    In all honesty it would make it a lot easier to pee in a bush when you go camping

    • @thethirdchimpanzee
      @thethirdchimpanzee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also it would be best to do your first attempts at doing this outdoors anyway, so you don't spray all over the bathroom floor and walls.

  • @mrmonster4200
    @mrmonster4200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    well........this was......akward ._.

  • @uhvoid8433
    @uhvoid8433 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You shake off that last "dribble" lol

  • @hedgehogzilla
    @hedgehogzilla 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually see these sold at festivals and my friends have told me they are really useful if you want to go pee in a bush rather than use the gross festival toilets
    So for conventional use, a bit pointless but for things like festivals and camping I can totally see a use.

  • @meh_66
    @meh_66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the longest time I thought that girls and boys both can pee standing up, so I try to pee standing up for half of my life.

  • @mkultraspinspoi
    @mkultraspinspoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually own one of these, because I work outside and often in remote locations. I just wish they made the cup a little bigger! Otherwise, it's been a godsend on more than one occasion. It took a little home practice to master it though.

  • @mandypandy111ify
    @mandypandy111ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like this would be useful on a road trip or camping trip.

  • @justgamer3817
    @justgamer3817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    While peeing in a toilet does anyone else aim for the larger bubbles that form?? lol..

    • @davids.9258
      @davids.9258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not necessarily. I usually try to erode the urinal cake if there is one.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +JustGamer my husband once told me that in the urinal he aims for the round soap thingy. I said "gross" lol

    • @lindsaytruscott3002
      @lindsaytruscott3002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      try to make the most bubbles possible lmao

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David S. It's worth the highest point total...a solid 400 points per second.

    • @JamboNessy
      @JamboNessy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JustGamer In public toilets the code is to not make unnecessary noise.
      Also, the order for aim is: Clean Poop > Urinal Cake > Liquid Soap
      Bubbles are for the kids.

  • @trobadorloco
    @trobadorloco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    we dont need paper, we shake it!

    • @xxdarknessangelxx6339
      @xxdarknessangelxx6339 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhh u think? XD every girl needs toilet paper if they don't have it then Ig it will have infections? it could hurt. that's why I don't camp

    • @user-kh9ki3kq8m
      @user-kh9ki3kq8m 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guys that don't wipe gross me out. I still wipe to make sure.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +trobadorloco Shaking it is actually a Dutch saying, meaning you can forget about it. "Je kunt het schudden" (You can shake it) means it'll never happen.
      I'm somehow guessing this might have something to do with getting BJ's and not wiping the urine off your genitals.

    • @davids.9258
      @davids.9258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Widdekuu91 Shake, wiggle, jiggle, and dance, the very last drop always lands in your pants

    • @ObsidianSoul1
      @ObsidianSoul1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jackson Catlett same

  • @AR-nt5vx
    @AR-nt5vx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing you said about the bit of dribble,2 things it ether goes back in the bladder or you contract your pelvic muscles to get the rest out

  • @Abby-ds9ln
    @Abby-ds9ln 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Becky's face in the thumbnail gives me life.

  • @anonymousgod331
    @anonymousgod331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:17 lifetime achievement expression 😂

  • @moosefactory133
    @moosefactory133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This device will allow women to write their name in the snow. How cool is that?

  • @baronradical4908
    @baronradical4908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Next thing: lady president" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW WRONG YOU ARE

  • @carlynoneya8397
    @carlynoneya8397 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that one of the girls held it with a toilet paper and the others didn't care

  • @sideeswipe
    @sideeswipe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The lady said that she didn't understand when we don't use toilet paper, we just shake

    • @bigdeal4147
      @bigdeal4147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no no.... we twirl it like a helicopter. some gets on the seat. most gets on the wall. but if u do it in public, 9 times out of 10, it will end up in another guy's mouth.

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Will Lowe Um, ok, da hell? 😂

    • @zitcan1
      @zitcan1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. Thats why guys don't go to the bathroom together, we don't want to be around some other guy whose shakin it, that drop could fly and hit bystanders! lol

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +zitcan1 Boi, so true 😂

    • @murdaz9587
      @murdaz9587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly that is what i was going to comment

  • @AW-4-
    @AW-4- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You need to flick 'it' before you tuck 'it' back in

    • @rosesforrevenge2600
      @rosesforrevenge2600 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

    • @khristianagerman8125
      @khristianagerman8125 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CantThinkOfANamefr But it's gotyourass321 But it's gotyourass321 But it's gotyourass321

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a gentle squeeze towards the tip to make sure the tube is clear, and a slight flick towards the bowl to dislodge an droplets left on the tip of your wang, and return the serpent to it's fabric lair.
      no TP needed.
      a single square of TP for one little droplet of pee?
      wasteful, think of the environment. :/

  • @anthonywilliams6390
    @anthonywilliams6390 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's like life, first you pee on yourself, then you figure it out" I instantly thought that these were wise words if ever I heard any, and after awhile the words matched with a universal truth! Those are some pleasant words, thanks Gabby D.

  • @gabinr8407
    @gabinr8407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Gabby.
    "First you pee on yourself then you figure it out'

  • @Johncornwell103
    @Johncornwell103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I know it is weird that I know, but my younger sister learned how to stand peeing up without any device.

    • @brianna4267
      @brianna4267 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She must stand pretty awkwardly .

    • @theraVen27
      @theraVen27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how old is she now and do you have a camera?

    • @EeliaTheStrange
      @EeliaTheStrange 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      tom bill I'm pretty sure you can find that sort of stuff from the internet already with a little googling. Just remember to erase the history so your ma doesn't find out what you're into...

    • @YukiKonan
      @YukiKonan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe im your younger sister xD Because i learned how to pee standing up when i was a little girl. I thought that was the way to pee because i saw when my cousin was peeing so i imitate him. :D

    • @EeliaTheStrange
      @EeliaTheStrange 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tom bill Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to insult your apparently non-existent online social life. Let me phrase it differently: use whatever search engine you find suitable and look for your urination videos there.
      (And I still would recommend getting rid of any trace of that, I feel like your mother would start to question her upbringing methods if she hasn't already.)

  • @sam.2137
    @sam.2137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Listen woman that drop at the end of impossible to get rid of, THE LAST DROP ALWAYS ENDS UP IN YOUR UNDERWEAR NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO

  • @alacom205
    @alacom205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another upload of meaningful content by Buzzfeed.

  • @ambernicoles
    @ambernicoles 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how at the end Allison is yelling at Becky not to look down but Gaby's head was down the whole time XD (yes i know she was trying to fix herself but still)

  • @kenkordcool
    @kenkordcool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i sear to god all buzz feec has becum is porn feed

    • @AtheistPilgrim
      @AtheistPilgrim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      That was porn to you?
      Who are you, R. Kelly?

    • @1gamesforyou
      @1gamesforyou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I don't want to know what kind of porn you watch.

    • @dawnqwerty
      @dawnqwerty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Says the guy with the naked pic.

    • @AppleSpicerGames
      @AppleSpicerGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You consider this porn? Lol mk

    • @cheyomi
      @cheyomi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watching ladies pee standing up is porn to you? K.

  • @toastmaster3020
    @toastmaster3020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ladies, peeing while you're standing up is not that great of a thing when you have bad aim. Imagine handling a garden hose that grows and hardens as you use it on a cold winter morning at 3am, all while trying not to spray yourself throughout the process.

    • @cyanidensadness
      @cyanidensadness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peeing in the morning is hell. Why does morningwood exist?

    • @AwesomeFlamingoX
      @AwesomeFlamingoX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      when it splits in 2 smh

  • @RainbowEssence-c3w
    @RainbowEssence-c3w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props to you girls for doing this lol, i have a hard time peeing in public restrooms cause people might hear me, let alone be recorded!

  • @karanv6277
    @karanv6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i laughed so hard, i remember peeing in water bottle on school trip my best friend give me cover with his jacket so no one can see what i am doing. best school bus trip

  • @lynn69jackson
    @lynn69jackson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My son sits down to pee all the time. He finds it easier to completely empty his bladder. When he pees standing up he never fully empties his bladder . We had an ultrasound scan prove this and solved the mystery of why he had suffered so many urinary tract infections.

    • @lamofabull7844
      @lamofabull7844 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird, I and most man don't have that problem. When he was little little he must of peed sitting because going to the bathroom is kind of a learned experience in certain positions it's easier to go depending on how you learned it and sometimes when your just near the toilet the urge to go increases.

  • @edoardoruggeri1
    @edoardoruggeri1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how some women have the conception that since we men can pee standing up we will do it just about anywhere at any time like as if it was as casual as a thing as blowing your nose. Well, it's not like this. If you have even a minimal amount of self-respect and education you will pee in a toilet regardless. I think I peed outside of a toilet only once or twice in my whole life. And while I reckon I may be on the extreme end of the scale, most men still just don't pee anywhere they have the chance to.
    PS: even as a man I need toilet paper when I pee for exactly that reason in the video. I don't get it how you can just leave pee hanging around your manhood even if it's just a tiny dribble. It's really just basic hygene.

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this on Amazon a month ago, added it to the wishlist, don't think I will regret it. I would think it's malleable so it can be cut shorter or just for comfort?

  • @loyxifengal4613
    @loyxifengal4613 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When I sit that is pee time" lmao

    • @Ernesto_gaming1
      @Ernesto_gaming1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loyxi Fengal if that’s the case then school must’ve been hell for that girl

    • @gavinmcallister2342
      @gavinmcallister2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oil thinking bgvmi!ijujunj gtbhuj

  • @brookstitute
    @brookstitute 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Where does my vagina go?!"
    You.... That's not where pee...

  • @naludragneel5371
    @naludragneel5371 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most of the time I do want to stand up and pee but when I really need to sit down because my legs are tried i don't mind. But recently I did ask my male friend if guys wipe themselves when they pee and his reaction was hilarious!

  • @angelwhispers2060
    @angelwhispers2060 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    what makes this really funny is it that I kind of bookish girl who is totally into the whole peeing standing thing. the chick who's obviously lesbian was the one who had the most trouble getting it started and I find that really hilarious.

  • @twentynephandomsatmychemic2184
    @twentynephandomsatmychemic2184 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing

  • @clintmorgan1491
    @clintmorgan1491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Pee standing up? Next thing you know?... Lady President."....... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahhahahaha didn't happen

    • @ratyhernandez6762
      @ratyhernandez6762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Last Knight only person I've seen mention this

  • @supremecrowbar5736
    @supremecrowbar5736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To the one girl who said it actually is hard and she wont get that mad at men for peeing on the toilet seat... Thank you

  • @NeilRoy
    @NeilRoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you get that last drop off the end? SHAKE IT! ;) This was awesome anyhow. Fun bunch. Oh, as for standing at the urinal and worried about being stared at, that's easy, men stare straight ahead, we don't check each other out! LMAO We don't even acknowledge the existence of anyone else in there.

  • @slaughteredluvrgrl
    @slaughteredluvrgrl 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest video on the Internet.