BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus'; Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz! Slav'sya, otyechyestvo Nashye svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot! Partiya Lyenina Sila narodnaya Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot! Skvoz' grozi siyalo Nam solntsye svobody I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
Союз нерушимых республик свабодных сплатила на веки великая русь да здравствует созданный волей народов единый могучий Советский Союз Слався отечество наше свободное дружбы народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от побелы к победе видëт Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы и ленин великий нам путь озарил нас вырастил сталин на верность народу на труд и на подвеги нас вдохновил Слався отечество наше свободное счастья народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от победы к победе видëт Мы армию нашу растили в сражениях захватчиков подлых с дороги сметëм иы в битвпх решаем будьбу поколений мы к славе отчизну свою приведëм Слався отечество наше свободное славы народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от победы к победе видëт
~~~~TIMESTAMPS~~~~ 00:00:00 Privyet, comrades! 00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica ) 00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread 00:20:40 Handing out the bread 00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress 00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements 00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread 00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation 00:32:49 A moment of silence 00:33:22 Another moment of silence 00:34:24 General Nutcracker 00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1 00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2 00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission Copied and Pasted From rifts description, I hope you sleep well❤ Also if you would like to, you can like this comment, so more people can see it!❤
havit94 it is cease. Seize means to take something by force. It wouldn’t make much sense for someone to take the means of their depression. Cease means to bring an end to something. That makes much more sense when you put it into context. It’s a common expression btw
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Holy cow that looks like an AK-47 with a milled receiver (only produced in the initial production run before they switched to stamped receivers)!!! How did he manage to get his hands on one of those??
When I imagined "an AK-47 putting me to sleep" it certainly was nothing like this.
u was thinking about the loud but less than a second way
*we
this made us ugly laugh. good work, comrade
It’s now Ok oh no 💀💀💀
An Ak-47 putting US to sleep
This is good. No gulag for this man.
так точно отставить к стенке
papa bless
а я думал сталин умер в 53 году
He spoke about lenin though, he must go to the gulag
What about Guantanamo?
TH-cam? Heh. No comrade.
OURTUBE.
Found you
You should have used the *incognito tab*
also fuck hydra
Why is the fbi commenting this
@@wheezere5061 ZE fbi do not like capitalist swine.
not f b i
*F B OUR*
Wheezer e because it’s HYDRA
obviously
Sieze the means of relaxation comrades
The enemy cannot seize the means of relaxation if you disable the ear
*proceeds to throw flashbang*
Not my tingles, our tingles
Comrade, after this video would you like to play some tennis?
No homo... right. .....RIGHT!!!!
Yah comrade! This is the good soviet chill power!
@@atomicindependence7644. Indeed, all of that nonsense is forbidden in our great Soviet republic!
@@empiricalpanzervii1556 I wish it was here pal, I wish it was here.
See comrade this AK can make you sleep....
Forever
Alexander XB. Oh shit, that got dark( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) сукна
Underrated
GImMiE! *BLAM*
Look, im a vizard.
Ану чики брики и в дамки!!!!!!!!!
Yes Conrad
Son: “hey mom where’s dad.” Mom: “ he’s in that mood again just don’t go into the basement.”
Suddenly they just hear *CYKA BLYAT!*
@mario martinez **c y k a b l y a t**
I thought in the Gulag (not call of duty)
*meanwhile in the basement*
@@StockyLikeStockings you ruin the joke
the ak-47 puts a lot of people to sleep really fast
Fr 😩
Communism too
Trueeee
Agree socialism is much better @@ink112
Permanent sleep.
*You don’t find this video*
*This video finds you*
well its true
True blyat
Us
TH-cam's Algorithm :
*sweats
Thats some *woke* shit right there
Me, to the guy robbing my house:
"Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47."
You mean our house.
@@hotdoghandler FUCK! You beat me to it!
Mr. Nobody you mean us to the guy robbing our house
Mr. ASMR you beat *US* to it
Angela Ziegler read the bottom half of this comment as he said it
Capitalist ASMR: 1.3 million views
Communist ASMR: 2 million views
"Oh yeah, the people's revolution is all coming together."
Lets liberate vietnam again?
America Capitalism is the way Also America when someone finds oil OUR OIL MY COMRADES
Our revolution
Communist ASMR 2.1 million
@Byron Kelly Not true anymore
Ленину настолько этот асмр понравился, что он уже 100 лет в мавзолее спит
😂
I'll let this one slide.
We will let this one slide
FBI she said she was 18 i swear
Don’t you mean *WE’LL*
@@ostk4yden456 are you apart of the FBI?
@@ostk4yden456 s h i n e i
I can just imagine his landlord or something walking in on him standing in front of a camera with a Soviet flag behind him while he holds up a rifle.
FilterHat lmao
Immediately followed by him grinning and saying "Rift!" and canned laughter sounding in the background just for the meme.
And then the KGB steps in as the Special guest.
Landlord: Time to pay your rent.
Rift: I gave it to the state
Landlord: Well shiet.
U.S.M.R.
Unionized
Soviet
Meridian
Response
That is the Best comment ever
U.S.M.R? That sound too much american! Gulag will come to you!
@@superioritycomplex647 USSMR then
да будет благословенна мать россия
Then it would be CCMO
With this guy you never know if its serious or not...
It’s not, kind of obvious
Never, never
its serious comrade he invented time travel to bring our Supreme Leader Karl Marx to the present
Kid: *has a pack of gum*
The whole class:
@Nintoasted bylat
Needs more likes
Slav Aqua. Well then
I will trade that pack of gum for Peter whatever-his-last-name-was' salad dressing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu
The children: GIMME THE F***IN GUM OR ELTS LISTEN TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47 B****
1:16 the quiet kid when everyones being loud
I almost died of laughter my comrade
Lmao
You mean *our* Ak-47?
ooooo-ooooo-ooooooooo-uhhhhhh
Lol
I love how he used *communism* as a trigger word
It is very relaxing.
Sleep
We used*
CUMmunism
*we* will sleep
It's been a stressful week and the soothing delicate sounds of the robust AK-47 really take the edge off. Thank you comrade!
Missed opportunity to call that "USSMR"
ASMOUR
clay brick we are dead
Assmr
URSSMR
Finally, an Asmr that WE can SHARE and enjoy TOGETHER
I wonder if anyone understands this comment 😂
EMBRACE THE COMMUNISM, COMRADE
@Kari okay, and?
@Kari it’s called a joke smh
@Kari furry profile picture go BRRRRRRRRRR
A - A
S - superior
M - motherland
R - Russia
A - Adidas, Arctic, anti-capitalism, AK-47
S - Slav, sausage, Stalin, squatting, sharing, starvation, Soviet, snow, same
M - manifesto, motherland
R - Russia, red, Rasputin
BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
FortniteGod Boss sorry I don’t speak Russian. :(
Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh
Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus';
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov
Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz!
Slav'sya, otyechyestvo
Nashye svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot!
Partiya Lyenina
Sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot!
Skvoz' grozi siyalo
Nam solntsye svobody
I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril
Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
BenjiGoldilocks
This is the anthem of the USSR, my English-speaking friend
This man: presses the trigger to relax the people
AK-47 : start firing
This man: *russian confused words*
*Blyat*
Ахах
I hate this comment this was and has to be by far the most annoying cringey "No one" "Literally no one" ":" TH-cam ass comment
@@lag1479 Bro 💀 nobody cares about your opinion
@@lag1479 what?
Babe: wanna come ?
Stalin : no I'm busy sending people to the gulag.
Babe: my parents aren't here
Stalin : I know.
Dino S. Trex this needs more likes
Destruction 100
lmao
Daaaaaaaaamn
nice
*Reznovs' final speech, 1944 colorized*
*Ussr anthem plays*
*Black ops 4 theme song plays*
STEP 8, REZNOV
*THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN*
YuhboiJay but ak-47 wasn’t made yet in 1944
I never thought I would see an AK used for ASMR.
WE never thought WE would see an AK used for ASMR.
Patrick Worthington we took the words right out my our mouth
AKSMR
a simple way to bring people to silence
Chris sims ASMOUR
That slice of bread is incredibly relaxing.
1:23 teachers when a student has a hoodie on
😂😂
Ohhh fuck
😂
16:07 teachers when student gets bullied
A teacher once said I looked like a gangbanger when I was wearing a hoodie.
Russian Interrogator Putting a German Lieutenant Back to Sleep after interrogation
1944 Colorized
26:28
Kalashnikov wasn't made in 1944
human being r/woosh
Alright this is the only comment that's good
Ghostin Neo BREADDDDDDDD
This was in my recommended
Now it shall be in our recommended
It always was in our recommended
I searched for that
@LEELe OUR
@r e d l a n c e r - We searched for that*
*AK47 laid to sleep thousands of people, but for the first time in this way*
Спиздил шутку у Тимура Докторова
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
Code 3 Не бомби
420 blazeit
blyat
“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”
‘-‘ yeah, this big brain time
Bro I just died laughing why is that so funny
You? OUR!!!
No WE put silencers...
‘-‘ *dont mind me just dieing of laughter*
-Girls ASMR :"kisses. Eating. Brushing. Whispers. Nails tapping "
-The Boys ASMR:
HEAR THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47
no blyat not 'The boys'
The us.
Nah
Boys Asmr: "things u said"
Mans asmr: this
@@meloman-rrr fair enough
Excuse me, this is our ASMR
*The perfect asmr doesn't exi-*
the guy above me is "very original"
For the people to share
Asmr where we need to share
@@littlegibler-deserted3664 "ASMR our need to share
Futuristic Clickbait my bad
This is giving us lots of tingles, thank you comrade.
I love your profile picture-
Communist Kanna..
@@_goblinspit_ not your OUR profile picture
@@opex1359 just as Stalin would have wanted....
@@_goblinspit_ XD
This is like the 10th communist related video I've seen on my homepage, is this like a sign??
If a concept exists, there's an asmr for it.
Word
Word
Me looking for Shrek the asmovie
Rule 34 B
Rule 1938
“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” it never gets old
420
@@Orysswill1 69
Ленин в мавзолее: крутой асмр, сплю от него уже целый век
So true
Я не единственный русский
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и Ето правда
Салам русиши
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и relatable
Когда рассказал деду сколько зарабатывают асмрщики
вот это хорошая
*zooms In on AK-47 markings*
"Made in China"
Gulag is down the hall
:D
Mercury Gaming
Knows more shit*
Finds our Russia is fighting China
NANI
Wasn’t China communist?
tachaka the lord and into the pit
There’s a typo in the title, it’s supposed to be “asmOUR”
😂😂😂
@@mrjimjim1114 damn I didn’t ask tho
@@itachiuzumaki2328 of course u didn’t cus u weren’t in this comment previously
@@itachiuzumaki2328 dang your one of those people who think saying I didn’t ask Is funny
Fkn 3 Yr old
“He crushes the nuts of capitalism.”
WE CRUSH
WE*
Ummmmm... What tipe of nuts? 😳
@@JUSTOR0 OUR nuts.
Ha ha but capitalism has no gender
Звучит действительно странно, но забавно. У многих вызывает противоречивые чувства, но у меня данное видео вызывает симпатию. Всем приятных снов. 😊
Every gun owner: Always treat a gun like it is loaded
Comrade Yuri: *Points Ak towards feet*
Comrade Yuri has no need to be scared of his AK he has bonded closely with it after several freezing nights spent with only his AK
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
Least it’s not his face
Foot shot: BLYAT IDIA NAHUI
Face shot: *Dies in Russian*
I know the AK is a replica.
_But why is the trigger moving when it’s on safe_
i have this denix AK and it is nothing like a real AK47 the proportions are all wrong so it doesn't surprise me
"comrade, are you sure it's on sa-* gunshots*
👍
@@lockheedac-130gunship8 any recommendations on a better replica?
@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
It's called communist ASMR
And it's art.
А есть доказательства, что просто так?
* Ourt
USSMR*
Ussourt
indeed.
*STRESS IS CAPITALISTS PROPAGANDA*
Вот это переворот
Dr resistance we*
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
"1 2 7 3
Karen took the kids from me"
Huh
Lämp?
“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47”
Fires 600 rpm next to my ear.
Doesn't an AK shoot 650rpm, I think the AK 74 shoots 650 to 750
When I first listened to this I thought he was gonna actually shoot it and I turned my volume wayyy down real fast! xD
@Drake Jenness I don't I'm sorry comrade
Brah do you even have an ear
@@johngewecke8000
What?
Союз нерушимых республик свабодных сплатила на веки великая русь да здравствует созданный волей народов единый могучий Советский Союз
Слався отечество наше свободное дружбы народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от побелы к победе видëт
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы и ленин великий нам путь озарил нас вырастил сталин на верность народу на труд и на подвеги нас вдохновил
Слався отечество наше свободное счастья народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от победы к победе видëт
Мы армию нашу растили в сражениях захватчиков подлых с дороги сметëм иы в битвпх решаем будьбу поколений мы к славе отчизну свою приведëм
Слався отечество наше свободное славы народов надëжный оплот знамя советское знамя народное пусть от победы к победе видëт
Never thought I could get tingles by someone whispering "Communism" in my ear.
*OUR* ear
*our* tingles
*OUR ANTHEM STARTS BLARING*
Our tingle our ears *our*
@IrateCheetahGaming and you are a *WESTERN SPY*
Imagine a video with exclusively Ak-47 triggers. There are so many sounds you can make with it and they are all good
Not your AK-47, *_OUR_* AK-47.
Not our AK-47, *YOURS* AK-47
Ахахах,лол ору
So the Pigmasks are communists?
Not ak47 blyat
AK
I'm wondering what will happen if he pulls the trigger accidentally...
~~~~TIMESTAMPS~~~~
00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica )
00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread
00:20:40 Handing out the bread
00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress
00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements
00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread
00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation
00:32:49 A moment of silence
00:33:22 Another moment of silence
00:34:24 General Nutcracker
00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1
00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2
00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
Copied and Pasted From rifts description, I hope you sleep well❤
Also if you would like to, you can like this comment, so more people can see it!❤
@El Stink it's easier for mobile users :)
Some people have broken iPhone where they can’t use the top of their screens...
TH-cam should really fix this..
@@jackdelnegro321 so just find the place. just because you don't have one of youtube's pc features doesn't mean it's impossiple
Breaking of the bread hah looks like bread has cancer and needs feed the family before he dies
This isn’t ASMR...
**_THIS IS ASMOUR_**
*WHEEZE
I just-
*no jokes, to the army*
Not gonna lie, this is a pretty good joke
Not ASMR
USSR
Girls ASMR: Whispering, tapping, mouth sounds, ect.
Boys ASMR:
edit: lmaololololollmao wow what a dumb fucking joke i made
Bruh XDDD
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Thank you Comrade for the tingles you have given to us!
this man's gun should be called ASMR-47
Maluko nice
AKSMR-47
I guess for communists its aksmr-228
Death Ray why are you talking about our comrades in third person? You mean “us” not “communists”
@@drunkjack2365 is OUR
*cease the means of your stress and depression*
*seize
havit94 **cease
Our*
Biggest Boye ***seize (we could do this for a while)
havit94 it is cease. Seize means to take something by force. It wouldn’t make much sense for someone to take the means of their depression. Cease means to bring an end to something. That makes much more sense when you put it into context. It’s a common expression btw
Virgin Capitalist Asmr:1,7M views
VS
Chad Comunistic asmr 3M views
Ye I still update it to this day
@Nine One One Oh, i took longer than I should to understand ur sentence ...
@Nine One One lmao the reality and facts that historically speaking communism overwhelmingly kills its own people?
Oh yes starving people is sooooo Chad
@@-max-9966 It's a joke lad take it with a spoonful of salt
@@thenorthstarsamurai well its sure as hell not funny
Joseph Stalin wants know your location
Joseph Stalin wants to know OUR location
@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 heh
Oksid Waller Agree
Hhhmmm
@@Pigeon249 tovarisch Stalin what are our orders?
"Relax to the sounds of my ak47" shoots a dictator*
Hitler
i mean the thought of that is relaxing
@@dumpsterfire3214 congratulations your brain is fucked up :)
@@aid2381 i hate dictators :)
@@dumpsterfire3214 and dictators hate you
you must share the ad revenue with us comrad
Your pfp scared the shit outta me
Let’s hit 10k subscribers without a video I hope you get 10k subs with no videos that would be seriously hot
@@typicalstoner934 ikr
Help this cat amalgamation reach 10k.
Ad Revenue? If so he's probably the only content creator on TH-cam who actually has it xD
Союз нерушимый республик свободных сплотила на веки великая русь
*TH-cam has left the chat*
*OurTube has joined the party*
*Joins in*
*TheirTube has appeared!*
slavtube
🤣🤣
A wild Slav has entered the party
Listening to this while standing in a line for bread.
What bread is ukraine is no food
ER hearted your comment lol.
But what is calming communism bread?
Afri Kaan bread is a type of food
Lol
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
On AK he Tap
I don't even know what to say wow
What if he starts to chew on it
In Soviet Russia, AK tap YOU!
After buying everything for this vid he probably got put on an FBI watchlist
Well I defiantly am...
James Smith
I know someone with the same name as you
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
**Stalin has entered OUR chat**
Smh.......*OUR* chat.
@@jorgeantonioarreaga4674 He didn't use a possessive pronoun but that was a good try
@@melonwozard *WE* didn't use a possessive pronoun but good try.
lil nem0 more like has left
*Trotsky has left the chat*
everybody making jokes, im just curious where he bought this gigantic soviet flag from
Try Aliexpress
The state redistributed it to him
Green screen
@@susactivities_ Hmm I don't think it is green screen
Online shopping, very easy to find tbh
"This is bread stolen from the bourgeois"
How can you steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat, comrade?
TRUUUUU LOL
He took it back from them so the workers can enjoy it
You mean how can *WE* can steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat.?
Золотые слова! 👏👏👏
He meant to say he LIBERATED it from the bourgeois. For the sake of the workers.
Every Russian man has ak 47 and tank t 34.(I from Russia)
Stalin: Dark humor is just like food, not everyone gets it
😂
LMAOOOOO.
That was a great joke *gets sent to gulag for laughing out of turn*
You made my day
You might be amazed to know that Comrade Stalin's policies actually ended famine in the Soviet Union.
Отличная работа, товарищ!
Хахах
@@DeadpoolOne1 ÑÑÑ
@@Reyes-v3q what?
Так точно!
@@DeadpoolOne1 ÑÑÑÑÑÑ
When your russian teammate call you my friend:
Our friend
When our russian teammate call us our friend:
Our comrade
Call you comrade
Our commierade
Товарищ, отличное видео, в награду вам поломается тарелка борща и русская кошко-жена
Atomic heart?
@@Xom08ka yeah boy this good 😅
As soon as he said "privyet, comrade." I instantly said "privyet" back with out realizing it and now my family is looking at me like I'm crazy
F
S
A true comrade i see
@@hernangonzalez1119 B
youre probably a sleeping agent lol
A S M OUR
I agree with this man
Japanese Hitler I’m changing my name to German Stalin
Russian hitler
: hundreds of solders dying on the battle field.
: this guy doing ak47 asmr behind an old beaten up car.
: then realizing he screwed because he modified his effective in ammunition in to Nerf darts
YupIts JustAlex but it’s nerf or nothing
@@lawsonhayes4176 but every one is getting killed while he is just doing asmr
200th like, it feels so good
Being a medic
Партия вами гордится!!!!!
Now his neighbor thinks he's a communist lol
The fuck do they hear him
Our*
We*
Yeah and an alien whos thinking that a pineapple is alive and etc i cant count all the thing is neighbor are thinking
He actually is an Anarcho-Communist tho. Its on his website.
2 years and no anarchist ASMR. I’m still hopeful though.
Honestly seems like something he’d do.
I’m waiting for him to go full Jreg and just do every ideology
*We're* still hopeful, comrade.
I doubt any one knows what this game is but he should do hoi4 let’s play and stay in character for his ideology
That would be epic is Rift did HoI4 ASMR.
Welcome to OUR Asmr
Edit:Thx 4 the Likes❤️
Senthix Welcome *ALL* to *OUR* USSMR
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Everybody: nice ASMR video
Poland: *triggered*
I'm Polish and I can't say that that's false lmao
*Hitler has entered the chat*
*Jews have mistakenly entered the chat*
@@carryhandleenjoyer7411 yo same
*Jews haved been banned from the chat*
In America, you do ASMR
.
.
In Soviet Russia, ASMR does *US*
silb Spyro1129 In America you go to KKK
In America! We got weird stuff!
Correction: WE*
In America we eat McDonald's and get something that has type 2 in it Wonder what that could be 🤔
In Britain it's football not soccer
5yrs later still a goated creator and this video is still perfection
this is Reznov before ww2
Nice
@@ghostnite9963 Roomel
Reznov youtube caerer
Ak47 after ww2
(Vorkuta flashbacks)
Privyet, towarish!
I am slav,and i think it is BLYATiful
*We are
Блятифул
Бляатьіфул🇺🇦
kanabis ? kanaky
Блятифул нахуй блять
*The perfect Asmr doesnt exis-*
Holy cow that looks like an AK-47 with a milled receiver (only produced in the initial production run before they switched to stamped receivers)!!! How did he manage to get his hands on one of those??
It’s a model Al-47 not a real one
@@skymanlordoftheskiesI don’t think so. I am pretty sure he said that to keep TH-cam happy.
*Germany has left the chat*
GDR Enters Chat
enter East Germany
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi i come Form Germany!
I left.
Airzae 3RD
3rd world countries enters chat
When the FBI sees my history I’m finna start talking
Our History
If i were you id finna start runnin
WE would start runnin
Free Canadian citizenships
Our Narrator Our Canadian citizenships
Привет всем русскоязычным
И тебе тоже)
The creativity never ceases. 🙌🏻
A fellow ASMRer
Comrade Boyardee indeed 😁
old meme
This is the true art of youtube.
Busy B ASMR hey busy b
Nobody:
The quiet kid after he gets angry: 1:15
Edit: the teacher asks whats in the quiet kids bag a few moments earlier: 2:42
Hhahahhaah very funny
That actually made my day thank you
This is a rip off of my comment lol
edgy, but funny
Edgy
Lol,first minute into the video:'here,listen to the relaxing sound of my AK-47'
Our AK-47*
Our* rebember comunism
Listhen to relaxing sounds of my ak47
Me = Vietnam FLASHBACK
Fak of
@@Fancjak what?
V I E T N A M F L A S H B A C K
*Unfortunate son starts playing*
IT AIN'T ME
*IT AIN'T MEEE*
*_I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE, NO_*