I went to the emergency room one time when I had shot myself through the finger, and there was a guy already sitting there with an arrow through his arm. It was a real bonding moment. It just removed all the embarrassment instantly.
Well, it was just a 22. But no, I don't have that finger anymore, I blew of a couple some years later with explosives. We do not all live boring lives in suburbia you know ;)@@chaddybear9845
Very close 2nd to "so I bought a bookcase on gumtree" my opinion, both stories are outstanding though. I just feel so bad for Morgan, his uncle not so much 😉
My 'that' uncle just taught us all cool things to do with fireworks. I'll never forget him talking to me with a beer can in one hand, and a firecracker pinched between his thumb and the remaining half of his middle finger, because he was missing all the other fingers on that hand. I found out some time later it was in fact several different oil field work related injuries and not fireworks that he had relieved him of about 75% of his digits.
He is really really good at telling stories in a way that makes you confident that it really happened! Such incredible talent and I’m sure he has practiced and worked very hard to get where he is.
I love this one. "I've done a mischief" nearly killed me. This one and the Bookshelf are my favorites. I've seen them so many times and I still laugh so hard.
I just love that phone call insert at the beginning. Despite using a puppet with only mouth movement as an articulating facial feature, it's amazing how Heath still captures subtle emotional realism, like the casual looking around as he's talking, the sigh of almost soul weariness after the "just one more little thing" of not getting the phone to hook on the cradle properly, etc. Truly an amazing puppeteer.
@@thesoniclion6023 Only if you're four years old and watching the muppets. Adults can appreciate the performer as well as the performance, the artistic technique as well as the message of the art. Heath plays on this as well; in part of every show he deliberately breaks the fourth wall like that, like early in The Book of Randicus when he's doing crowd work: "What's your name... (pause)... am I looking at someone?" And in Randy Writes a Novel when he points out, "Throughout the show, I'm probably going to walk from about here... over to here. Any further than that, it's going to ruin the magic."
I actually did this with a rider mower. I was mowing my parents' several acre property on a midsummer day, and it overheated and stopped. I had to push it to the garage, and while trying to get leverage, put my hand on the hot exhaust box and fused my hand to it. So all alone, out of shouting range, with my hand welded to the exhaust, I had no choice but to continue pushing until I was within shouting range of help. I had no fingerprints for almost a year. I missed my one opportunity to get away with committing a bunch of crimes.
I had an uncle (operative word, “had”), who was nutso and a bit of a drunk. Once, while drunk, he got confused and used his folded glasses (metal frames-it was the 80s) to spread mayonnaise on bread to make a ham sandwich. Sunday morning, glasses gone. Didn’t know where they went. Goes to the eye doctor, gets new glasses (still metal). Then, grandma was making potato salad when she opened the mayo jar and there were his original glasses. Anyhow, one year during the Super Bowl half time show, this genius decided to entertain us by proving that human farts were flammable even though NO ONE asked or contradicted him. Well, indeed human farts are flammable. He lit a Zippo, held it behind his butt, bent over to get a through-the-legs view, and proceeded to light his polyester shorts on fire. THEN he farted, which created a brief but humorous flame ball. We all started laughing. By then his tighty-whities were also on fire and he’d singed off all his butt hair. I’m pretty sure he was screaming or shouting but the smoke detector was also going off so the family left him to burn peacefully while they tried to silence the clearly necessary fire alarm. As a very young person, I didn’t know what to do so I did nothing at all to help. Eventually mom (his sister) started slapping the ever-lovin bejeezus out of his backside with the platter for the burgers and dogs. He had pretty bad burns so we put him in the back of his own pickup and took him to the ED. There, we joined about twenty other geniuses with equally strange injuries. He healed up just fine and died many years later of coronary artery disease. I think everyone has an uncle Mike.
Level 1 Randy Fan: You watch Purple Privilege because it looks different & funny. Level 2: You watched Randy Gets Sober, Randy Writes a Novel & the Book of Randicus. Level 3: You've watched every video & interview & show with Randy F. / Sammy J. on YT. (My favorite is the Roast of Hemingway. 2nd the Uncle Story. 3rd the Ending of Randy Writes a Novel.)
Randy, you're a legend, i absolutely loved " Randy writes a book" especially the " gumtree bookshelf" story and "stabbyville" was equally hilarious, more gems PLEASE, love ya xx🤣😂🥰💕💕💕
The fucking speed round at the end where he reveals what got him into comedy was gold! I was expecting it the whole video and then it was just "I wanna do that!" :D
If I was at a party where someone was doing that I'd be the one saying "it's more than likely going to end badly so if you need me I'll be somewhere else"
thanks for re-upload. The guys a whole bag of all kind of talents, unmatched by any type of contempary. Except Flight of the Conchords. you can be amazing but ..some levels are just unattainable for mere mortals. Randy feltface is closest to , but not above Bret and Jermaine. and then Stephen Hughes.. all of 'em with a mixtape of mitch hedberg insterspered and your lungs will collapse. forever. die laughing. what a way to go!
This is the fuckin funniest comedy I've heard in years lol reminds me of a few country lads I've seen over the years at B&S balls 🤣🤣fucking gold mate 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍🍻
@Randy @Randy's management, when are you coming back to the UK? I still cannot believe I found you on TH-cam 3 weeks after your last UK tour finished, hoping to see you some time 2024 🙏 ?
Imagine the medical wonder ER brought to ameliorate the situation; a gleaming steel spatula to just-shove, shove, shove-it progressively farther under the hand making a burnt-on-shit-sound, scraping and jamming, forcing the hard bits off.
6:35 Got you into Drinking, yeah... That'll do it... I know what got me into it, but anyway damn... Fused with the Motorbike... Great Job... And no Issue, just smokes with his free hand... Wow, good stuff Randy, good stuff~ XD 7:15 _"I've done a Mischief!"_ Perfect thing to announce when you've done something... *_REALLY f*€k!n9 stupid..._*
A random starving puppeteer glued your various parts together and, while they were sleeping, a twinkly fairy sprinkled magic dust onto your lifeless inanimate puppet body? You then wandered off and became successful while the talented puppeteer sadly passed away in obscurity. Don't worry, Disney will smooth out all the rough edges.
I love this guy. But, I can't stop looking at the scenic's work that shows that painter obviously has no idea how carpentry works. Veritcals overlap horizontals for a reason!
Boys and girls, If your "supervisor" is drunk, you are not a legal learner. Being drunk invalidates their license, and so you don't have a valid supervisor. If you are on a learner's license, you should select a different designated driver with a full license.
"I've done a mischief" is my new favorite catchphrase 😂🤣😂🤣
That and, "none of us told him not to do it", are both gold.
@@Bubba1960. Agreed! 😂🤣
That was a favourite of an old bloke I know!
I think mine is “with not a lot going on upstairs”
The best Aussie Uncle catchphrase.
I went to the emergency room one time when I had shot myself through the finger, and there was a guy already sitting there with an arrow through his arm. It was a real bonding moment. It just removed all the embarrassment instantly.
"through the finger"!? Do you still have a finger?
Well, it was just a 22. But no, I don't have that finger anymore, I blew of a couple some years later with explosives.
We do not all live boring lives in suburbia you know ;)@@chaddybear9845
It could have been worse. Said arrow could have been in his knee.
I guess that was what the doctor thought too when he let a woman with her runny nosed kid jump before us in the line.@@superphantom100
@@superphantom100 legend has it he is still out adventuring as a stealth archer.
this and the bookshelf story are my go-to bits to introduce randy to my friends
The one where he talks about the brownie he got in Canada is great as well.
@@heavnxboundthat ones one of my favourites
I always go with the blueberries are f*king purple one
E.Hemingway part is also awesome.
Randy Writes a Novel is the best!
*Moooorgaaaan*
The uncle story js my favorite bit in the whole special. Everyone knows an uncle that would do something like that 😂
ADHD uncle be like
Very close 2nd to "so I bought a bookcase on gumtree" my opinion, both stories are outstanding though. I just feel so bad for Morgan, his uncle not so much 😉
Oh he might be me
I am that uncle... No wonder the rest of my family don't invite me over
My 'that' uncle just taught us all cool things to do with fireworks. I'll never forget him talking to me with a beer can in one hand, and a firecracker pinched between his thumb and the remaining half of his middle finger, because he was missing all the other fingers on that hand. I found out some time later it was in fact several different oil field work related injuries and not fireworks that he had relieved him of about 75% of his digits.
He is really really good at telling stories in a way that makes you confident that it really happened! Such incredible talent and I’m sure he has practiced and worked very hard to get where he is.
Every time I watch a video of his, I forget that he's a puppet half way through
I am absolutely certain that it did happen to someone's uncle, let's face it, we all have an uncle somewhere in the family tree that is like that.
I love this one. "I've done a mischief" nearly killed me. This one and the Bookshelf are my favorites. I've seen them so many times and I still laugh so hard.
This and the Breathalizer are my favorites
"None Of Us Told Him Not To Do It!"😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
Regardless of how it happened I think we're all happy that Randy got into comedy.
Definitely
The happy Randy comedy :3
I just love that phone call insert at the beginning. Despite using a puppet with only mouth movement as an articulating facial feature, it's amazing how Heath still captures subtle emotional realism, like the casual looking around as he's talking, the sigh of almost soul weariness after the "just one more little thing" of not getting the phone to hook on the cradle properly, etc. Truly an amazing puppeteer.
You realize the entire point of randy is that you're supposed to take him 100% seriously and not even acknowledge the puppeteer exists, right?
@@thesoniclion6023 Only if you're four years old and watching the muppets. Adults can appreciate the performer as well as the performance, the artistic technique as well as the message of the art. Heath plays on this as well; in part of every show he deliberately breaks the fourth wall like that, like early in The Book of Randicus when he's doing crowd work: "What's your name... (pause)... am I looking at someone?" And in Randy Writes a Novel when he points out, "Throughout the show, I'm probably going to walk from about here... over to here. Any further than that, it's going to ruin the magic."
"You Have A Motorbike Attached To Your Hand Get In The F@&*ing Car🤣🤣🤣 5:50
I actually did this with a rider mower. I was mowing my parents' several acre property on a midsummer day, and it overheated and stopped. I had to push it to the garage, and while trying to get leverage, put my hand on the hot exhaust box and fused my hand to it. So all alone, out of shouting range, with my hand welded to the exhaust, I had no choice but to continue pushing until I was within shouting range of help. I had no fingerprints for almost a year. I missed my one opportunity to get away with committing a bunch of crimes.
With a face like that HOW could you NOT get into comedy?
Not sure. But I’m pretty sure he didn’t see it coming.
@IAmTheRealBill EH? I DON'T HAVE ANY EARS MATE!. Hard of hearing and a muppet to boot.
Every time I'm about to do something stupid, I will be yelling out "3,2,1 READY!!" from now on... 🤣🤣
"I've done a mischief!" and "3, 2, 1, ready!" are my new favorite catchphrases 😂
Randy is one of my favorite comedians!!!
Randy's uncle is an absolute unit! 😂
"I've done a mischief!" Lol
I love you RANDY!! 🤘
Whooo!
Nice hair
@@johnathanjoestar6709 😂 Thanks! You too!
Are you randy for Randy?
I had an uncle (operative word, “had”), who was nutso and a bit of a drunk. Once, while drunk, he got confused and used his folded glasses (metal frames-it was the 80s) to spread mayonnaise on bread to make a ham sandwich. Sunday morning, glasses gone. Didn’t know where they went. Goes to the eye doctor, gets new glasses (still metal). Then, grandma was making potato salad when she opened the mayo jar and there were his original glasses. Anyhow, one year during the Super Bowl half time show, this genius decided to entertain us by proving that human farts were flammable even though NO ONE asked or contradicted him. Well, indeed human farts are flammable. He lit a Zippo, held it behind his butt, bent over to get a through-the-legs view, and proceeded to light his polyester shorts on fire. THEN he farted, which created a brief but humorous flame ball. We all started laughing. By then his tighty-whities were also on fire and he’d singed off all his butt hair. I’m pretty sure he was screaming or shouting but the smoke detector was also going off so the family left him to burn peacefully while they tried to silence the clearly necessary fire alarm. As a very young person, I didn’t know what to do so I did nothing at all to help. Eventually mom (his sister) started slapping the ever-lovin bejeezus out of his backside with the platter for the burgers and dogs. He had pretty bad burns so we put him in the back of his own pickup and took him to the ED. There, we joined about twenty other geniuses with equally strange injuries. He healed up just fine and died many years later of coronary artery disease. I think everyone has an uncle Mike.
“… twenty other geniuses” 😂 *brilliant writing, seriously*
oh my god i can’t breathe i’m SOBBING 😭😭😭😭 im just imagining it and laughing even harder
7:13 I'VE DONE A MISCHIEF
Hahaaa I love this story. What a unit indeed.
and I love this story no matter how many times I listen to it!
Level 1 Randy Fan: You watch Purple Privilege because it looks different & funny.
Level 2: You watched Randy Gets Sober, Randy Writes a Novel & the Book of Randicus.
Level 3: You've watched every video & interview & show with Randy F. / Sammy J. on YT.
(My favorite is the Roast of Hemingway. 2nd the Uncle Story. 3rd the Ending of Randy Writes a Novel.)
@Claymann71
Level 4
Saw him live in the felt.
@brianbrian1769 Good point. I missed a Level!
Randy, you're a legend, i absolutely loved " Randy writes a book" especially the " gumtree bookshelf" story and "stabbyville" was equally hilarious, more gems PLEASE, love ya xx🤣😂🥰💕💕💕
The fucking speed round at the end where he reveals what got him into comedy was gold! I was expecting it the whole video and then it was just "I wanna do that!" :D
If I was at a party where someone was doing that
I'd be the one saying "it's more than likely going to end badly so if you need me I'll be somewhere else"
Faaark, I tried to drink a coffee while watching this.
Just for context, I've watched this 3 times now, and I still nearly drowned.
In your defense none of us told you not to do it.
@@IAmTheRealBill that's true! It's really not my fault!
Thank you Uncle indeed. I've watched this 3x in 12 hours.
Filming those Vignettes was just cool. Love ‘em.
Uncle with a motorbike fused to his hand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This and the bookshelf story will go down in history
thanks for re-upload. The guys a whole bag of all kind of talents, unmatched by any type of contempary. Except Flight of the Conchords. you can be amazing but ..some levels are just unattainable for mere mortals. Randy feltface is closest to , but not above Bret and Jermaine. and then Stephen Hughes.. all of 'em with a mixtape of mitch hedberg insterspered and your lungs will collapse. forever. die laughing. what a way to go!
This is the fuckin funniest comedy I've heard in years lol reminds me of a few country lads I've seen over the years at B&S balls 🤣🤣fucking gold mate 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍🍻
3-2-1 ready
What a fucking walk around the park! Amazing way to tell a story!
Absolutely using "I'VE DONE A MISCHIEF" from now on
No matter how many times I see this, I crack up 😂😆😁
Legendary! !
Morgan, and now there's the uncle... I crave more characters from this man!
Lmao! This is way too funny.
Whoa Randy Feltface’s uncle burned his hand to the motorbike
"He's an amateur magician, in that he wants to be a magician, but he's fucking amateur." Describes so many people on tiktok tbh
GOD am i happy you posted this so i don't have to sift through the special to find this
Great story!
😂 the man's a f@#%ken unit
😂 I’ve done a mischief!
'Yeh, the man's a fucking unit' 😂
We need more videos, Randy!
I’ve heard this story so many times and it will never not be funny
@Randy @Randy's management, when are you coming back to the UK? I still cannot believe I found you on TH-cam 3 weeks after your last UK tour finished, hoping to see you some time 2024 🙏 ?
I’m sorry, randy in a tank top is the cutest thing
Hey Randy, just saw you in Adelaide. We are sorry for mentally scarring you. But MEDAL!!
Very funny
such a good segment
1:03 someone wasn’t picturing that
When you can't think of an uncle like that and realize you're that guy in your family.
That's a proper Aussie story :)
For the live audience that was a person probably thinking that uncle just removed the exhaust and continued.
7:12 "I've done a mischief." 💀
Three Two One Ready!
We need a part 2 of what happens the the uncle
If you do a show in New England I'll need to go 😂
That burger was upside-down...the buns are right but the rest is upside-down
Classic Stripe.
Dude, I really want to hang out with your uncle. Just not anywhere near my house.
But can we get the 'Change' routine uploaded? Annoyingly inspirational
I would like to thank Randy's uncle for his self sacrifice to the comedy gods
"ahhh the smell of burning fleshhh"
*“I’VE DONE A MISCHIEF!”*
I love you, too
Pagola, yoot, paddocks, idk what any of these things are lol
Ute, utility vehicle, American pick up truck. Pagola, pergola garden shelter thingy, paddock, fenced enclosure
Love how he turn a 5 second stiry int seven minutes
❤
Randy I was at norwood town Hall where you were for something called wakikirri on the 16th
I misread.. thought it was "how I got into country".. Ramblin Randy..
Imagine the medical wonder ER brought to ameliorate the situation; a gleaming steel spatula to just-shove, shove, shove-it progressively farther under the hand making a burnt-on-shit-sound, scraping and jamming, forcing the hard bits off.
2:09 😂😂😂
6:35
Got you into Drinking, yeah... That'll do it... I know what got me into it, but anyway damn... Fused with the Motorbike... Great Job... And no Issue, just smokes with his free hand... Wow, good stuff Randy, good stuff~ XD
7:15
_"I've done a Mischief!"_
Perfect thing to announce when you've done something... *_REALLY f*€k!n9 stupid..._*
Is this video ancient or is Australia twenty years behind the western world? I can't clearly remember the last time I saw a functional pay phone.
That's one of those stories that most definitely are not made up because noone could come up with something like that oO
Metal if you know you know
😂😂😂
Ricky Gervais says his brother is the comedian in the family
What is "slow food"?!🤔
A random starving puppeteer glued your various parts together and, while they were sleeping, a twinkly fairy sprinkled magic dust onto your lifeless inanimate puppet body? You then wandered off and became successful while the talented puppeteer sadly passed away in obscurity. Don't worry, Disney will smooth out all the rough edges.
I love this guy. But, I can't stop looking at the scenic's work that shows that painter obviously has no idea how carpentry works. Veritcals overlap horizontals for a reason!
NEVER stop being you. Slava Ukraini
😂
So…. do you have an extra room available at Christmas. Asking for me
Oh, see I thought Randy first started out in MMA and then moved into pawdcasting before getting into comedy. Water we dune hair?!
What happened to the uncle's hand tho?
As an anti-degenerate
Og, giga Chad and legend.
Top 12 of 144.
I approved
Ah, it's an origin story
Was Randy's uncle also purple?
British people and puppets, a combination that'll never get old
He's Australian, not British.
1 million subs, 32,000 views and less than a 100 comments? Hmmmm.... 😮
Now you mention it. Hmm.
Boys and girls,
If your "supervisor" is drunk, you are not a legal learner.
Being drunk invalidates their license, and so you don't have a valid supervisor.
If you are on a learner's license, you should select a different designated driver with a full license.
my catchphrase is "fuck, kiesha!"
a purple puppet with a mullet?
To short.