I love the balance of questioning, self-reflection, and blunt humor that Randy uses in skits like this because (1) he's completely right about us having limitless potential and most of us completely waste it throughout our lives, and (2) he may be a puppet, but he can still turn a page in a book on a table that he can't actually see with his wide-awake eyes.
Full purple puppet potential almost achieved. Not every puppet wants the Jim Henson Hollywood story. Could you imagine Randy and Miss Piggy. She's the puppet equivalent of a Karen. Randy would destroy her, or her him. Either way it would not be good.
Another comment said "Sometimes Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." Except it's "Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." And there you go, that's why everyone's laughing.
As a brooding introvert who reads too much existentialist philosophy for his own good, I appreciate your comedy tackling such heady ideas without appearing preachy. Thank you, Randy, for making this absurd existence more bearable by gazing into the abyss and laughing at it.
This!!!! This is the Randy i love! The off stage persona phylosophycal know-it-all self evaluation with inevitable and profound realisation that you are just as bad case of a fuck up as everyone else. For the cherry on top, he makes it funny af. More!
Randy is such a legend. I truly hope someday that he will make it to my neck of the woods, Dallas/Ft Worth Texas. I would be the first in line for tickets.
... and I sat down, still clutching my books and DVDs of Bill Hicks' comedy, in mesmerizing joy. I have found the next prophet. I have found. The. Next. Prophet, Bill. And he is amazingly my favourite colour!
it's not called a "near death experience" because bro almost died it's called that because bro was next to some one who did die. hence why it's a "near" death experience, bro was near a guy who died
The IQ of a Mensa candidate, definitely on the spectrum, a 360 degree view of "everything", with an acute understanding of the so-called "human condition". Simply brilliant.
I have recently coined a statement that I know has never been spoken before after surviving my umptenth hurricane direct hit, and yes you shall pay it forward and no I don't request any sort of acknowledgement for it. "Sh!t happens, and we've run out of toilet paper." That's all. Life happens, and at some point, there isn't anyone else you can blame so now you have to just deal with your sh!tty situation.
Sadly... There's more Randys in the world than the world knows... Great part of watching is finding the truth under the jokes and jokes crafted from true life!
Existential dread is the weirdest privilege. To really have it we need to both have brains big enough to think of it and also enough free time to sit around and use those brains to worry about it. We only get to worry about the purpose of life because death isn't constantly at our heels like it is for wild animals.
Before I was diagnosed with leukemia, I had an awful pain underneath my ribs that went up into my shoulder. Turns out, my spleen was filling up with blood and was about to burst. They had me on watch all night because it was really badly enlarged. I could have died that night if I didn't get treatment right away.
That "don't fucking patronize me" sounds soooo much like Tim Minchin! I know it ain't him but the timbre, pitch and delivery is quite close. Also, they're both pretty darn good singers.
Idk if this story is true but if it is, what are the odds that day said "every morning we are born again"?!?! THAT DAY. That is a sign in its own right there
Church of Feltface sermons are generally pretty interesting. But... If you learn enough, you don't have to go... Then you won't get to see Feltface! /Existential struggle
Aw my 12yld dog had her spleen out last year, it was scary! I'm much the same, 37 and fuck all, bonus as my landlord is selling during a rental crisis. Think I'll go get ~reborn~
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"You need a hand?"
"Don't fuckin patronize me." 😂
Congratulations! You have been hearted by the legend himself, Randy feltface!
5-10 seconds
Before when I'm reading this then to press play to hear that
I love the balance of questioning, self-reflection, and blunt humor that Randy uses in skits like this because (1) he's completely right about us having limitless potential and most of us completely waste it throughout our lives, and (2) he may be a puppet, but he can still turn a page in a book on a table that he can't actually see with his wide-awake eyes.
Full purple puppet potential almost achieved. Not every puppet wants the Jim Henson Hollywood story. Could you imagine Randy and Miss Piggy. She's the puppet equivalent of a Karen. Randy would destroy her, or her him. Either way it would not be good.
Wide open eyes
Even Henson couldn't have done it better.
Best sermon I've ever heard. That's why Randy's church is the only one I attend.
Ha! I'm here on Sunday. Right on time 😊
Purple brother from another mother 😂
I'm a two-faith household.
The Church of Randicus, and Christopher Titus' Church of the Epic Fail.
"And that's when the old man in the bed next to mine, turned to me, and DIED."
This man needs a hug and everybody is just laughing.
Another comment said "Sometimes Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." Except it's "Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." And there you go, that's why everyone's laughing.
Sometimes Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis. 😂😅😐😟
Praise be oh holy purple one. 🟣
Praise be! 🟣
As a brooding introvert who reads too much existentialist philosophy for his own good, I appreciate your comedy tackling such heady ideas without appearing preachy. Thank you, Randy, for making this absurd existence more bearable by gazing into the abyss and laughing at it.
What Randy has to show for it, is bringing joy to millions. That's the greatest achievement of all, in my book.
Never in my life was I this invested in a page turning
Friar Purple shares his wisdom and I’m so here for it. Love you, man!
Never thought I’d see a purple puppet perfectly describe Optimistic Nihilism, but here we are. Long live Randy!!!
A friend of mine had his spleen removed after a bad accident. When he got Covid, it was pretty bad. I'm sorry this happened to you, Randy. 😥
This!!!! This is the Randy i love!
The off stage persona phylosophycal know-it-all self evaluation with inevitable and profound realisation that you are just as bad case of a fuck up as everyone else. For the cherry on top, he makes it funny af.
More!
I am so glad Randy never managed to take these first illegitimate uploads down. One of the best comedians and, hell, orators, currently
"you want a hand?"
"Don't fucking patronize me"
Man, randy can always brighten up my day
Randy is such a legend. I truly hope someday that he will make it to my neck of the woods, Dallas/Ft Worth Texas. I would be the first in line for tickets.
I want him as my kid's biology teacher
“Do you need a hand”
*”Don’t fucking patronize me.”*
Whacked it to this in a Buddhist meditation center by the hwy. You're right, dabbling in genocide wasn't very cashmoney. Thanks, Randy!
You always somehow manage to crack me up!
Automatic subtitles still insist that Beryl's name is Barrel.
... and I sat down, still clutching my books and DVDs of Bill Hicks' comedy, in mesmerizing joy. I have found the next prophet. I have found. The. Next. Prophet, Bill. And he is amazingly my favourite colour!
💜💜💜oh dear sweet Randy, you own the happiness of over a million adoring and appreciative subscribers 💜💜💜💜
The spleen is my favourite organ. Especially the spleenunculus (mini accessory spleens). Theyre adorable
Yes! Preach oh purple Messiah!
Randy is my favourite comedian. Full stop
I never had more faith for Randy until I watched the end of this video. Virtual hugs all round & thanks for the insights and laughs you Legend.
Shit got real, REAL quick at the end XD
4:54 just the empty stare he gives the camera after saying that killed me
Somehow I've never noticed the stick on the hand before. I think I've been too absorbed.
The page turning was legitimately impressive when you consider that he can't move his fingers
The don’t fuckin patronize me was the best🤣🤣🤣
What a fun format! Your killing it now switch to a cut away in a live show for your TH-cam but in live audiance quiet and awkward lol
💯 percent truth....He goes Deep... and I Love it
HE’S GOT LEGS
HE DOES!?!?!
The page-turning part fucking *SENT* me, great comedic timing 😂
That escalated quickly 😂 thank you for your dedication to comedy
Great crowd
The man's a genius.
When he comes to the UK, I'll be there.
BACKBENCHER1 - HOW HARD IS IT TO TURN THE PAGE OF A BLOODY BOOK!?!?
BACKBENCHER2 - quite hard actually
BACKBENCHER1 - oh really?
BACKBENCHER2 - yup
"What are you even watching right now?" Something worthwhile.
This is my absolute FAVOURITE grape impersonator EVVVVER
RANDY you are so grape-ish, I could just die
"Not today grandpa, not today"
this man is having an existential crisis and you're laughing.
well, carry on then, i am too. pretty damn good too innit?
We love you Randy! Please visit the Yucatan in the next few years.
I can relate to Randy's experience.
Be VERY mindful were you eat chicken in Bali. NEVER on tours.
You're welcome.
it's not called a "near death experience" because bro almost died
it's called that because bro was next to some one who did die. hence why it's a "near" death experience, bro was near a guy who died
Bro same here! :D (almost died from food poisoning)
The IQ of a Mensa candidate, definitely on the spectrum, a 360 degree view of "everything", with an acute understanding of the so-called "human condition". Simply brilliant.
I have recently coined a statement that I know has never been spoken before after surviving my umptenth hurricane direct hit, and yes you shall pay it forward and no I don't request any sort of acknowledgement for it. "Sh!t happens, and we've run out of toilet paper." That's all. Life happens, and at some point, there isn't anyone else you can blame so now you have to just deal with your sh!tty situation.
My guy went through an existential crisis at 4:31
Love this
Still..
George Michael!
That’s good!
😎☮️❤️
Sadly... There's more Randys in the world than the world knows... Great part of watching is finding the truth under the jokes and jokes crafted from true life!
Existential dread is the weirdest privilege. To really have it we need to both have brains big enough to think of it and also enough free time to sit around and use those brains to worry about it. We only get to worry about the purpose of life because death isn't constantly at our heels like it is for wild animals.
Before I was diagnosed with leukemia, I had an awful pain underneath my ribs that went up into my shoulder.
Turns out, my spleen was filling up with blood and was about to burst. They had me on watch all night because it was really badly enlarged.
I could have died that night if I didn't get treatment right away.
Randy, you sir could crack my eggs
Hail Randicus
EYELASH MITES!!!
Cool shit fair enough....i love it :)
A sermon was held 😂
I was waiting for him to say no spleen
🤣Studying biochem has ruined me too.
This past year I was nearly ran over over a dozen times, two of those instances were by the same driver.
That "don't fucking patronize me" sounds soooo much like Tim Minchin! I know it ain't him but the timbre, pitch and delivery is quite close. Also, they're both pretty darn good singers.
You kind of lost it at the end there you okay Randy?😂
As I like to say - we're all in the same boat. This statement seems to provoke LOTSA discussions for some reason 😅
A real close call
Honestly the theory that Humans are creatures that are supposed to be in the middle of everything explains a lot
Come to Baltimore !!!!
canada wants some tour date come on dude give us some attention too
Okay who gave Randy the tabs 😂
First 14 seconds
I feel like this is a cry for help 😂
My name’s Randy too well with an “H”
Spelled Rhandy
Idk if this story is true but if it is, what are the odds that day said "every morning we are born again"?!?! THAT DAY. That is a sign in its own right there
Maybe by count there we are 47% human, but non human cells weight only 1-2kg.
Don't patronise me
3:14
Oh so i did hear this before....
Im off to google "The way of porn"
😆Japanese Buddhists really do know how to sharpen a blade.
Omgz, Randy in a shirt?!?!?!?!??
Noticed I wasnt sub?ived been watching for years.
How ironic that I got this recommended by youtube, when I almost died yesterday
Hang in there randy, it gets worse. Giving you more s*** to write about😁
I fucking love this man..always pure gold..
*Near-Death Experience | Randy Feltface Comedy
i feel like i just clicked on a prist hearing 1:12
One of the greatest comedians ever. Right there with Dave Chapelle.
And he doesn't even need to bring up trans people all the time as a _joke_
benis
Since he is already on a cancle, please Randy, go a found your own religion. I would subscribe.
Church of Feltface sermons are generally pretty interesting.
But... If you learn enough, you don't have to go... Then you won't get to see Feltface!
/Existential struggle
Aw my 12yld dog had her spleen out last year, it was scary! I'm much the same, 37 and fuck all, bonus as my landlord is selling during a rental crisis. Think I'll go get ~reborn~
Soup
😂😂😂
First 4 mins
hahahhha
Dam
Noone knows what bogan means, I feel like only auzzies know (I'm not Australian)