5:30 maybe close your garage door in a storm like that? Instead of that, you worry about your 100 dollar basketball stand, meanwhile, your car could get a thousands worth of damage.
Man, that really pissed me off, people like that are so busy focussing on something so unimportant that they miss the sharp wood fence post that is about to impale their head into a tree. The sort of people who would burn to death in a house fire because they stayed behind to find their favourite pair of shoes, a complete lack of basic survival skills. They focus on what they have lost rather on what they still have left....
It's a pretty stupid thing to do even if your aren't holding the lead. Apart from anything, all swans belong to the Queen so setting your dog on one is not the same as setting your dog on a squirrel and is illegal.
Third video: Before drilling a wall, you need to look at the project with communications. And if you have already broken a pipe, then you need to turn off the water in the house, and not close it with your hand😂
i mean to be fair this is mostly recorded by seperate individuals, not the government or some specific group. I feel like calling it "mass surveillance" is a little disingenuous.
@@DIARRHEA-PANIC From a variety of competing companies who don't have access to the files on their competitor's devices? Even the Government can't access your phone if it's locked. There was a whole court case about it. The FBI sued Apple for not letting them backdoor a locked Iphone, and the FBI lost.
@@VHSo_o eh while i see where you're coming from, governments however have their toes dipped into private corporations databases for Patriot Act purposes. Ergo its all basically mass surveillance when ya really think about it. Phone calls, texts, web traffic, emails, socials, etc are all monitored to some extent. Even saying, typing, or searching certain, phrases can land you on watch lists. Hell and as the guy above me said, who do you think developed most of this tech we use anyway? Information is worth far more than gold and diamonds or even OIL, its disingenuous to think the government didnt know they could use these multibillion dollar tech assets they developed for surveillance of more than just military targets against civilians.
2:05 This man is a keeper. If you listen, he says “Oh man…strike three”. A lot of people would get very pissed off at this point but this guy gets resigned and even has a little humor showing her the door. So many of these videos show men getting pissed off or even lashing out at others.
@@CoCotheTurtle Yep. Les Nesman, in the episode of _WKRP in Cincinnati_ where he's covering a disastrous Thanksgiving event attempted by the station owner, referenced the bombing of the Lawndale Shopping Mall with live turkeys using terms straight out of the reportage of the Hindenburg disaster. (Yes, I said "bombed with live turkeys")
5:21 How stupid do you have to be to just stand their filming during such high winds with your garage door open and $20k+ car and who knows what else exposed to flying debris just because a silly .$300 basketball hoop and pole may get damaged? 🤦♂ 6:12 In the dictionary next to the word "Lucky" is a picture of this guy standing next to his camper. 😲
5:30 How about securing that garage door during storms? Priorities: 100 dollars for a basketball stand versus potential thousands in car damages? Hmm, choices! 😅
I think one of the cringiest things is when someone is trying to show off their "strength & agility" but end up eating it yet they immediately stand up and act like it was supposed to happen that way!
Looks the pedaling was too much for the guy on the big wheel or trike. lol. I liked the scream of terror before bailing into mud puddle. I hope he was not hurt.
I've had more than one pair of cargo shorts catch on a knob on my dresser drawer or some other low protruding object & rip the pocket wide open. Insanely irritating.
You always have three choices in situations like this: 1. Do nothing and live with the consequences. 2. Work within the system to effect change. 3. Move somewhere else. Pick one or the decision or it will be made for you!
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5:30 maybe close your garage door in a storm like that? Instead of that, you worry about your 100 dollar basketball stand, meanwhile, your car could get a thousands worth of damage.
he thought if he repeatedly told the storm no, no, no it would stop. 😂
Man, that really pissed me off, people like that are so busy focussing on something so unimportant that they miss the sharp wood fence post that is about to impale their head into a tree. The sort of people who would burn to death in a house fire because they stayed behind to find their favourite pair of shoes, a complete lack of basic survival skills. They focus on what they have lost rather on what they still have left....
@@danielreed5199 just think about it like this: Survival of the fittest ;)
I skipped the whole video just to see this timestamp lol
imagine its ur dad lol u have zero chances
It's amazing that the fallen tree didn't even touch the camper at all, what sheer luck.
not a fail IMO but an epic win lol
@@photoadventures IKR I guess it was included because the tree failed at staying upright lol
Welche Sequenz?
👍👍👍👍
@@kreterakete6:13
You gotta love it when dogs take their owner for a walk! 😂
Or a drag.
@@MrYfrank14they’re SMOKING?!?!?!
@@greenlee7smythe on the catwalk, yeah!!
That guy was way too attached to his basketball goal. Unfortunately for him he got dunked on by the weather.
im surprised he wasnt stupid enough to run out and try and hold it upright.
What did that guy do that was way too attached to his goal?
Honestly, most of his yard items blew past as well; I saw the dirt spray where another houseplant augered into the back of his car.
Buddy had his garage open mid hurricane/tsunami/tornado, shits flying in smacking the car for no reason 💀
I think he was just referring to the intensity of the storm, not the hoop! It will damage his entire property.
0:13 Oh no, WRONG HOLE BRO~
Poor this man lol He is not ready for that hole 🤣
I wonder how he will repair that hole 😂
Now he could drown in that room just because of a hole he created lol
You're right 🤣@@hainamnguyen4231
What did happen? He drilled in one place, wall started to leak in another...
_ 3:53 Poor bride 😂😂😂😂 _
I can honestly say: these are fails that I've never seen 👏👏👏👍
Too bad that huge tree failed, but glad for the RV owners & their win!
Well, they got a LOT of firewood. So it's not all bad.
@@Tjalve70well, firewood, and +one life😂😂😂😂
Yes 🎉
Why would the British girl tell her leashed dog to go after the swan when she was still holding it? She deserved that swim.
It's a pretty stupid thing to do even if your aren't holding the lead. Apart from anything, all swans belong to the Queen so setting your dog on one is not the same as setting your dog on a squirrel and is illegal.
@@okaeT it's so people don't poach them.
👍🦢👍
4:20 - perfect move to deform your brake discs 🤣
those rotors are already gone
I'd like to know how fast they were going
How much hard braking were they doing in a Ford Escape. Sheesh
Better to deform your brake discs than setting your car on fire.
@@Tjalve70 it depends on goal. Sometimes it's netter to burn whole thing down.
I am amazed at how many people are unable to negotiate a short flight of steps.
it's hard to be fat and move
2:53 the scene of devastation 😂
Hahahahaha
Plumbing fail made me laugh. That dude was in a predicament he didn’t anticipate 😂
Plumbing 101; Turn the water off at the meter first!
@@stevie-ray2020and don't randomly drill holes in a wall you know contains plumbing or wiring.
When I saw the car at 3:24 all I could think about was the sound of Mr. Krabbs walking! 🤣
0:43 Oh, that defiant cry of having recovered... way to own it, dude. Respect.
If I had a nickel for every time someone fell down the stairs on FailArmy, I'd have a heck of a lot more than two nickels.
Would average like 0.15 per video. That adds up nicely
This edition featuring the equally-amusing falling up the stairs!
@@cncoasters
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Do you like Dolphin sauce? I've got a keg full. Just ask Donny over at the Pazmadep Center.
Love the Dobis' expression as he was watching that ding dong on the chair!😅😆😅😂
I was expecting a “I told you so” coming from mum in the last one 😄😄
This is one of the better videos I've seen in a while, especially the guy with the drill and the plumbing.
0:46 - Moron falling down Red Rocks made ma laugh SO hard!
Thanks. I was wondering where that was. That place looks cool.
@@godofzombi Best place EVER to see a concert. Or a sunrise.
5:23 all that prolly happening because dude ain't saying No enough times.
Those folks with the camper got _crazy_ lucky. That downed tree was inches away from it.
That camper is the win of the year, not a fail at all!
@@tmcorbettand more firewood and all good life😂
1:32 That is a smart Dobie. Watches from a safe distance, backs the Hell away to not get the blame...
😂😂😂
This is the kind of positivity we need more of! Failing and still having a good time. 😃
3:13 - That's what you get for telling your dog to chase a goose, lady! 😂
Nothing shows the quality of a jeep better than that first clip.
The jeep thought he is driving a Landrover😂😂😂
5:22 Neighbors all going yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation.
😂❤😂 The man 👨 in the first clip, NEVER stood a chance of jumping that gate ❤😂❤
And that ladies and gentlemen why you should never get a dog that you can't handle.
Third video: Before drilling a wall, you need to look at the project with communications. And if you have already broken a pipe, then you need to turn off the water in the house, and not close it with your hand😂
@@skatinemcee That was life, real life🤔😁
People don't realize how much bug crap collects in those outlets.
@@DeltaEchoGolf People are different. If all people were smart, then living in the world would be uninteresting🤔😁
Yep he pierced the sewer line and had the wall cavity filling up with human cake mix.
@@Southernstar-RINO He probably decided to make this day the most festive and exceptional.🎉💩🎉
At 1:00 she really said" if i'm goin down i am taking u with me "😂
Woah! A whole nother meaning to beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Lmao that looked painful, poor lady.
1:45 The kid on the trike had to know what was coming. Perfect timing to land in the puddle lol
Poor girl at the end. Im grateful her mama was there.
Same here. That could have turned ugly. Was it wax?
@@CoCotheTurtle ya she's trying to self wax her eyebrows.....thats super dangerous 😳
It's hard to believe that these same people are allowed to have driver's licenses.
You can say that again, one of these types of people just ran a red light and totaled my car!
Being outside in a horrific hurricane is dangerous. 🌀🌀
No shit Sherlock!👏👏👏
Some people have the strangest hobbies.
Some people got wet in the rain!11111 what an epic FAIL!1111!!!1
Weird that they included an epic fail along with the regular fails.
A donation button, ha.
1:20 Now that, that is a pucker moment lol
Who knew mass surveillance would be so much fun 😂😳
i mean to be fair this is mostly recorded by seperate individuals, not the government or some specific group.
I feel like calling it "mass surveillance" is a little disingenuous.
Why do you think zoos are so popular..
@@VHSo_oAnd, where do you think the devices put into the hands of private citizens come from.. 😅
Damn, people are stupid 😅😅😅
@@DIARRHEA-PANIC From a variety of competing companies who don't have access to the files on their competitor's devices?
Even the Government can't access your phone if it's locked. There was a whole court case about it. The FBI sued Apple for not letting them backdoor a locked Iphone, and the FBI lost.
@@VHSo_o eh while i see where you're coming from, governments however have their toes dipped into private corporations databases for Patriot Act purposes. Ergo its all basically mass surveillance when ya really think about it.
Phone calls, texts, web traffic, emails, socials, etc are all monitored to some extent. Even saying, typing, or searching certain, phrases can land you on watch lists.
Hell and as the guy above me said, who do you think developed most of this tech we use anyway? Information is worth far more than gold and diamonds or even OIL, its disingenuous to think the government didnt know they could use these multibillion dollar tech assets they developed for surveillance of more than just military targets against civilians.
That wind sheers in the hurricane is crazy😅
NEVER POUR WATER ON HOT ROTORS,THEY'LL WARP!!
This video raises the bar for online content and leaves a lasting impression.
Love to all the mommas out there, ready to lend a hand. ❤❤❤
Major storm threatening to destroy the house.
Bro worried about his $100 goal be bought @ Target.
4:15 congratulation, you screw up your brake disc
The jeep at the beginning was so satisfying, jeep owners think they are batman or something.
"help me mama" 😂
It’s me at 1:15 😄🙌🙌🙌
7:00 - smart kid. Those petting zoo critters are vicious.
The ostrich's name is Sid.
4:39 great parenting, at least you almost filmed your kid crushing your dog for Tik-Tok!
The dog appeared to be smarter than the kid, starting his jump before impact!
I just commented on that. What kind of negligent parenting was that? He was WAY too young to be driving that by himself..
In every mishap, you somehow unearth a seed of comedy and let it bloom for all of us to enjoy. Stunning!
6:03 It sounds like a little kid playing with his Tonka trucks is making those motor noises. Is that really what those vehicles sound like? 🤨
it switched to Crazy Frog mode
lol that must be it@@pavelbaidakov
2:05 This man is a keeper. If you listen, he says “Oh man…strike three”. A lot of people would get very pissed off at this point but this guy gets resigned and even has a little humor showing her the door. So many of these videos show men getting pissed off or even lashing out at others.
That seemed like a particularly funny week in history.
I WANT one of the "Jumping Devil" decorations!!
1:46 This is me trying to avoid hydroplaning.
0:48 That’s where Bill Burr performed in Colorado!
The man losing his entire property (and future?) in the storm and I said the same thing...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I can honestly say: these are fails that I've never seen
What, do you keep a journal?
*guy falls down* "DiD yOu FaLl????"
The clips were its raining: "Wow what a fail, it rained? I can't believe it would rain. Wow"
3:24 my knees when the fellas dare me to walk up to the pretty girl at the bar
Stop blurring alcohol. It’s so annoying 💔
The part cracks me up alot 🤣 5:34
4:03 "I wish something would blow the candles out for me..." and this, kids, is why they use *HELIUM* for balloons!
Oh, the humanity!
@@CoCotheTurtle Careful. We get more views of WKRP Turkey Drop this time of year... (laughing)😉
@@tranz2deep No idea what that means. Is it also related to the Hindenburg?
@@CoCotheTurtle Yep. Les Nesman, in the episode of _WKRP in Cincinnati_ where he's covering a disastrous Thanksgiving event attempted by the station owner, referenced the bombing of the Lawndale Shopping Mall with live turkeys using terms straight out of the reportage of the Hindenburg disaster.
(Yes, I said "bombed with live turkeys")
@@tranz2deep Whatever. Why would that result in a need for me to be "careful?"
1:34 - Some guard dog! 😂
3:23 "Customer declined all repairs" 😅
It has got to be a bad idea to toss water onto brakes that are red hot.
0:33 he had it!
0:44 when your body and your brain are not doing the same thing.
5:40 why he is not closing the garage door?
Too busy dealing with the storm to consult the FailArmy comments section.
Imagine telling your dog to get a swan what a tool so happy she got pulled into the bog
"I'm all wet, bogdammit!"
5:21 How stupid do you have to be to just stand their filming during such high winds with your garage door open and $20k+ car and who knows what else exposed to flying debris just because a silly .$300 basketball hoop and pole may get damaged? 🤦♂
6:12 In the dictionary next to the word "Lucky" is a picture of this guy standing next to his camper. 😲
Yeah, that was dumb just standing there 🤨
I HATE the people who think they're "first" and then type "1st" Like some kind of first grader.
Facts
1st
@@BigDanN5u aren’t
@@BigDanN5damnit you beat me to it.
@@Ctrl-Alt-Defeat-Gamingu aren’t first also
The 2nd video....he did EVERYTHING wrong 😂
That truck built tough
5:30 How about securing that garage door during storms? Priorities: 100 dollars for a basketball stand versus potential thousands in car damages? Hmm, choices! 😅
My question, too. People will do anything for dumb reasons.
I think one of the cringiest things is when someone is trying to show off their "strength & agility" but end up eating it yet they immediately stand up and act like it was supposed to happen that way!
I think a big part of that is showing everyone (& themselves) that they are alright/not hurt.
It's called having a sense of humour...
@@KS-yp1jl no its called trying to cover up embarrassment. You evidently have no clue what Im talking about or you're one of those people.
Looks the pedaling was too much for the guy on the big wheel or trike. lol. I liked the scream of terror before bailing into mud puddle. I hope he was not hurt.
RIP to all the people that died making these videos for our entertainment.
Their sacrifice is somewhat appreciated.
5:31 the debris flattened the cars tire!
That was just a potted plant's dirt blowing in after the pot blew over. 👍
Yes! The front right tire!
🤦♂️ you can see the pot standing when the cammer peaks over the hood prior to the timestamp provided by OP.
News from 2022: We've discovered jeans from 200 years ago in a coal mine
Shirts in 2023: Shreds from the body when gently tugged on
I've had more than one pair of cargo shorts catch on a knob on my dresser drawer or some other low protruding object & rip the pocket wide open. Insanely irritating.
So the moral of the story you reckon is that one should *always* go double-denim?
@@dionh70 I would like to hear more about that low protruding object.
So red rock man does fall!!
100 dollars for a basketball stand versus potential thousands in car damages
6:40 That is not a fail
That is a COINCIDENCE 😃
That dude was in a predicament he didn’t anticipate
2:45 I'd be pissed if I smashed my face because someone wanted the pillow back and stepped on the blanket.. Man.. Some people just can't see nothing
He fell because the blanket got caught on the couch.
No, the lady stepped on the blanket leading him to trip over the couch. Perfect timing! 😂
And I thought I was having a bad day 🤪🤣
We need a separate videos for people and stairs, cause it seems no one in the USA knows how to use the stairs on thrte front porch.
People are really good at just randomly falling over huh
1:13 - That bush has a spooky face! 😲
Was really hoping the bmx guy was gonna finish that
You always have three choices in situations like this:
1. Do nothing and live with the consequences.
2. Work within the system to effect change.
3. Move somewhere else.
Pick one or the decision or it will be made for you!
2:18 big dogs should NOT have retractable leashes on them for this exact reason.
0:48 my guy sounds like the ‘Wrestler’ boss from Streets of Rage 2.
3:23 me after I trained my legs.
No counter on that guy during the storm that did all that damage: 27
The broad’s grateful the trailer camper didn’t get crushed and then curses God out.