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  • @soullessbody-cannons8491
    @soullessbody-cannons8491 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    4:30
    How are you going to blame the baby for you spilling your drink?...

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If you watch you see the baby's arm trapped by the cup when they went to stretch it, which caused the drink to spill. But yeah, take more trips.

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah blame me for not being able to carry a drink…oh wait I can’t!!

    • @I_am_a_kitchen_spider
      @I_am_a_kitchen_spider ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She actually was pretty lucky about not to drop her baby instead 🫣
      I've seen some similar situation, when a dumb mom actually did, while she was trying to open a door and her hands were busy with different stuff, including her baby. That little one fell upside down the concrete floor with his head 😐
      So those two are pure idiots, but on this vid a drink is the only victim.

    • @biggtrux
      @biggtrux ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Bad parenting to say the least.

    • @neonlights3739
      @neonlights3739 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@biggtrux Eh, I wouldn’t go that far. We all have our moments.

  • @Sleepy-doors-player
    @Sleepy-doors-player ปีที่แล้ว +574

    6:15
    Thats actually a sign lightning can strike at any moment. Those people were lucky

    • @Thugshaker_thequaker
      @Thugshaker_thequaker ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We can only say for certain the camera footage made it out nothing more.

    • @forgottorememberme
      @forgottorememberme ปีที่แล้ว +15

      exactly my thought.🤐

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yep, she should have noped out of there!

    • @jenniferruth812
      @jenniferruth812 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This happened to me when I was 18. My mom & I were across the country at my grandpa’s farm & my hair stood up & my mom freaked out, told me to hop in the car & close the doors! Then I had a major headache but not sure if it was from stress or what.

    • @celoceanicon
      @celoceanicon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was my thought too

  • @devinpicard5299
    @devinpicard5299 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Duuuude. “Is that a cricket you’re trying to kill?” The way she screamed when she realized it was a bat, priceless.

    • @kelqueen9998
      @kelqueen9998 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for that! I couldn't see what it was.

    • @bri55118
      @bri55118 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could be wrong, but I think that was a vampire bat.

    • @NegativeTravis
      @NegativeTravis ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bri55118 Nah, vampire bats have giant pig noses and generally aren't found in North America. From what little I can see it looks like it might be a silver-haired bat.

    • @abcdefghij-j1k
      @abcdefghij-j1k ปีที่แล้ว

      Those Parts At 2

    • @MsDonPizzle
      @MsDonPizzle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was screaming laughing omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Boog-jl3nm
    @Boog-jl3nm ปีที่แล้ว +425

    She blamed a baby for spilling her drink.... 😑

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😶😶😶

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The baby moved her arm and pushed the drink. She already didn’t have a good grip. She didn’t “blame” her. She was just like “u couldn’t be still for 5 more seconds for me to enter the house and set it down?” Type of thing. If she had blamed the baby she would have said “this is all ur fault!” She was just like “really? U just HAD to move?” Sometimes babies have the wiggles. It’s not anger just frustration. I get trying to carry a baby and food and groceries and everything else at the same time. She seemed to live in an apartment and couldn’t leave the baby to go back downstairs to get everything else. Sometimes it’s just no one’s fault. U just get frustrated. That was tame to what I’ve seen.

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven ปีที่แล้ว +56

      So you're still blaming the baby for wiggling. If an adult gets annoyed at a baby wiggling, then they shouldn't be left alone around babies.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@greenlee7smythe That's still blaming the baby. You don't have to say the exact "this is all ur fault" to blame the baby. She should've put the drink down to open the door. Sometimes it is no one's fault. This is not one of those times. It was the mother's fault

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joevictor53 “joevictor” doesn’t sound to me like someone who’s a mother. Or a parent. When u become one. Then we can talk. We can’t all be perfect like you.

  • @AhDollar
    @AhDollar ปีที่แล้ว +113

    first video in, and we're already strayed from the "no one was hurt" path

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    3:40 I think it’s safe to assume that truck doesn’t belong to the cameraman

    • @stevorules1820
      @stevorules1820 ปีที่แล้ว

      The entire world to park and they park under a tree they're cutting down. They deserve to learn from their stupidity.

    • @WontSeeReplies
      @WontSeeReplies ปีที่แล้ว

      Nor anyone with brain cells.

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:36 Puss got more terrified of her screaming. 🐈‍⬛🦇😂👍💯

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's just a big kitten and definitely scared of the bat.

  • @laughcave888
    @laughcave888 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    2:09 This accident is unbelievable! Hope no one is seriously injured 😱

    • @laughcave888
      @laughcave888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every fall is like something out of a movie, but it's real 😳

    • @mikecheesee
      @mikecheesee ปีที่แล้ว

      The falls look really painful! Sorry but it's also really funny 🤣

    • @TheCuriousNoob
      @TheCuriousNoob ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely serious injuries.

    • @kimberlyfoster7148
      @kimberlyfoster7148 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was playing Sims on my phone and it looked like something that would happen on my game lol I had to watch it 4 times to see what was happening.

    • @cjanderic6181
      @cjanderic6181 ปีที่แล้ว

      They probably broke their asses 💀

  • @AmunrA1991
    @AmunrA1991 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:35 Prime example of why working breed dogs (Border Collies, Australian Cattle Dogs, German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers) need plenty of exercise and stimulation.

  • @Itsfalcon9
    @Itsfalcon9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Why no one wanna talk about out that bat one tho . That was wild 😂😂 did not expect that

    • @davidspooner4582
      @davidspooner4582 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i nearly choked on my sandwhich

    • @GreatSmokyMountains0
      @GreatSmokyMountains0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidspooner4582 HAHAHA 🤣

    • @JamesHartnell
      @JamesHartnell ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Awesome, 'from the depths of hell' scream too.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love them! That one was in need of wildlife rescue.

    • @oberstoftogen9144
      @oberstoftogen9144 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      200% rational response.

  • @VLively11
    @VLively11 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:32 do not blame someone else for your own poor choices. You could’ve just left the drink for after you weren’t caring a child and hole bunch of other stuff. So yes seriously, that poor baby was blameless.

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Totally her own fault. You can't expect a baby to not move.

    • @MichaelLoringhoven
      @MichaelLoringhoven ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@peterwhitey4992THIS!

    • @vomm
      @vomm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, because you're always 100% completely rational and emotionless, never overreacting or getting things wrong in everyday situations. But you're quick to point fingers and judge others from a high horse, 'cause that's so much better and more likeable.

    • @VLively11
      @VLively11 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vomm Never said that, but okay. Only the last sentence had any actual “tone” towards the women.

    • @celanimusic
      @celanimusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wtf? @@vomm

  • @TobyMax853
    @TobyMax853 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:04 I felt that in my ankle 😵‍💫

  • @stephennugent9958
    @stephennugent9958 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    4:32 Carrying a drink & a baby what could go wrong? What a dope.

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She may not have had a choice. Better to try and carry everything than take ur baby upstairs to the apartment alone then come back down to get things and while doing so, the baby really hurts themselves or leaving a baby unsupervised for any reason is considered child endangerment. She may be a single mother. You don’t know. Not one single person on earth is perfect. We ALL make errors in judgment. I’m sure someone has said something just as sarcastic and judgmental about you for a mistake you made.

    • @walmars3curity
      @walmars3curity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drinking the baby

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Says "Shut up" to the barking dog and the staircase just disintegrates from under him. That had me laughing.
    Maybe the dog was trying to warn 'em.

    • @hazy33
      @hazy33 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, fat Americans never seem to realise their fatness is going to make them fall over/break things.

  • @EricDelisle-SoLongReplyAlerts
    @EricDelisle-SoLongReplyAlerts ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Just a reminder: if you tether your dog to an object that isn't *FIXED IN PLACE* then you are, in fact, pretty simple

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once tied up my dog to a small wrought iron railing that was bolted into the concrete that was my doorstep. She saw another dog and took off, dragging the railing behind her. It wasn't loose or rusted or anything.

    • @mal74
      @mal74 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brother use to tie his dog up to the wooden porch rail, it eventually tore it off.

  • @A.R.C.77
    @A.R.C.77 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Its a baby lady fking relax, look how terrified it is of you

  • @jadynland6463
    @jadynland6463 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:07 that guy is actually my boss. He was a trooper tho bled through a whole roll of paper towels and a t shirt, got a concussion, and we’re pretty sure broke his nose but refused to go to the hospital. Still came to work the next day and now laughs about it with us and the customers

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the visceral scream when that lady discovered the bat was straight out of a horror movie

  • @joevictor53
    @joevictor53 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:32 Yeah seriously? You held the drink next to a baby and you're shocked that the most predictable thing happened?

  • @feynthefallen
    @feynthefallen ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:27 is a diesel runaway. Pro tip: If your diesel won't shut off or starts to rev up without throttle, it's burning oil instead of diesel. The only way to shut it off is to starve it of air. Stuff your shirt, hoodie or really anything you have at hand down the air intake. It might wreck your turbo, but it has a chance of saving your engine.

    • @Lugnut64052
      @Lugnut64052 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In manual shifted cars you can also throw it in the highest gear possible if you can and violently release the clutch while pressing down on the brake, which can cause the engine to suffer such a momentous amount of drag in a fraction of a second it can't sustain the ignition.

    • @k1ng5urfer
      @k1ng5urfer ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not always oil, though in this case it more likey was. Oil is pretty common in turbocharger failures, but injection pump failures is pretty common too where it just feeds way to much fuel into the cylinders that also causes runaway. But yeah cut off the air supply or drop the clutch in the highest gear full brake and listen to your transmission die. Otherwise the engine will run itself into pieces no other alternative.

    • @feynthefallen
      @feynthefallen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@k1ng5urfer It's pretty easy to tell whether it's oil or fuel. If the smoke is white, it's most likely oil, if the smoke is black, it's probably fuel overfeed.

    • @SupramanTRD
      @SupramanTRD ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An even better option is to get a positive air shutoff valve. As to why these weren't required by law I have no idea. Definitely a safety issue.

  • @j897xce
    @j897xce ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:38 love the coworker looking out for homie more than the price of that glass

    • @boggy7665
      @boggy7665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guy carrying the glass had ONE JOB at that moment

    • @donnagrzunov7075
      @donnagrzunov7075 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was just coming to say that, glad people still care more about people than things

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pretty sure his knee outright buckled under him on that step, which is why he stumbled and dropped the glass. ouch

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@someonessidechannel1485The guy said "Your knee" right before the video cut. I think he needed the hospital.

  • @IRatchetI
    @IRatchetI ปีที่แล้ว +93

    5:13 Dad of the year right there. He's lucky the kid didn't drop it on his own foot or his brothers. Because if dad's foot wasn't broken from that, a kid's surly would be.

    • @sgt.tackleberry8752
      @sgt.tackleberry8752 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The baby's is just so happy to be mimicking daddy. And then....*THUD*

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath ปีที่แล้ว +20

      definately got the best laugh from me. What did he think would happen letting a kid of that age play with a weight?

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Never work out with a baby! They also make terrible spotters!

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not to mention his language

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what you get wearing open toed shoes!

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess3417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That horse has definitely done that before!

  • @citytrees1752
    @citytrees1752 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That lady at 4:32 trying to blame her baby for what happened is beyond mean! That poor baby.

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The baby did move her arm and knocked it out of her hand. I don’t think she “blamed” the baby I think it was just a “seriously u couldn’t hold still for 5 more seconds? U just HAD to move?” Type of frustration.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@greenlee7smythe It's a baby. They move around. You're the fully grown adult that decided to balance a drink like that instead of putting it down for a second

    • @saraparker184
      @saraparker184 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      narcissistic mother: blames others for her mistakes.

    • @WaitWhatsMyName
      @WaitWhatsMyName ปีที่แล้ว

      😢 you gonna cry?

    • @kristenrockwell6637
      @kristenrockwell6637 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kind of like blaming the dog when you fart. It's funny, they don't care, and they won't remember it.

  • @Tony78432
    @Tony78432 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What is that? A frog 🐸 or a bat 🦇 at 05:41 😂
    EDIT: Its a bat lol 😂

  • @drbichat5229
    @drbichat5229 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:37 mother of the year award. “Seriously “ trying to blame the baby for her idiocy

  • @clavd8932
    @clavd8932 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:14 I don't believe they're aware of the immediate danger they're in. Hopefully they're ok. This usually happens before you're hit by lightning

    • @the3sounds
      @the3sounds ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Out of intertest, what would a person do to avoid that in a barren landscape? Lay down? (Genuine question)

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly that. Lay down in a ditch. You don't want to be the highest point in the field

    • @mezafo2544
      @mezafo2544 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@the3soundsIf you cannot get inside, then get to the lowest point possible and crouch as low as possible on the balls of your feet with your head down. Do NOT lay down. You want to limit your points of contact with the ground.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@mezafo2544why? Stand up as high as you can and get your super hero powers

    • @vomm
      @vomm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just because everyone writes it a thousand times in the comments doesn't make it any less of an urban legend for smarty-pants. This phenomenon happens all the time and is totally harmless. In mountain regions, deserts, on beaches, etc., the air gets statically charged without ever leading to lightning strikes. And almost all lightning strikes happen without any warning and without the air getting statically charged, at least not for minutes.

  • @TechWizMaster
    @TechWizMaster ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:38 the spook of a lifetime... 🤣

    • @adventurecreed4662
      @adventurecreed4662 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was it?

    • @karakreativevlog
      @karakreativevlog ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was a tiny bat

    • @TechWizMaster
      @TechWizMaster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adventurecreed4662 The angriest scariest most evil little bat you've ever seen

  • @LauraWilson19952014
    @LauraWilson19952014 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:50 The horse spinning around, making him fall killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vomm
      @vomm ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why you should not drive a horse, they don't like it

  • @yuli.gg.o
    @yuli.gg.o ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the mother that got annoyed at her baby for the soda when it wasnt even its fault 🤡

  • @jackahorey2354
    @jackahorey2354 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:32 I genuinely can't stand people like that, particularly parents, who blame the blameless for the resultant mess from their own stupidity. As if the baby has any chuffing grasp of the physics of the situation. I should probably get out more, as I'm very aware that this shouldn't make me as annoyed as it does.

  • @leopoldatlas8329
    @leopoldatlas8329 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:32 as if the baby had ANYTHING to do with that spill lmao just carrying too much at once I'd say

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you watch carefully you will see the baby’s elbow pops out and dislodges the drink..the funny part was the girl yelling “the baby is wet”😂😂😂

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tom-ok2rh - Babies move. It's 100% the moms fault.

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterwhitey4992 I agree with you on that. Mommy was probably at her wits end and that was the last straw..poor baby was probably confused why mommy was hollering at him

  • @caltoonfangirl7109
    @caltoonfangirl7109 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:45 I just love how that one delivery guy didn’t blame his partner for the glass breaking. He asked his partner if he was okay.

  • @pandaguan
    @pandaguan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dog's intrusive thought won.

  • @yostugotz5619
    @yostugotz5619 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Loved how nobody helped the chick dropping the table outside 😂

    • @ernstoud
      @ernstoud ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because China.

    • @jedi36mindtricks
      @jedi36mindtricks ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because now days you'll be told your sexist or a bigot for helping a lady!

    • @stace_of_base89
      @stace_of_base89 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh no you won't. quit acting like a victim. @@jedi36mindtricks

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you won't, good grief
      @@jedi36mindtricks

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Usually, nobody helps anybody in these videos. It's awful behaviour.

  • @PawsumGaming
    @PawsumGaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Buddy in the white truck thought he could out truck the semi....

    • @KingJRZJ
      @KingJRZJ ปีที่แล้ว

      you'd be surprised how often that happens

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That make up face on the back of the seat had me rolling!

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:35 that scream was legit!!

  • @bigdummy9844
    @bigdummy9844 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So the grown adult is holding a baby and a drink, spills said drink and angrily blames the BABY for it...? Great mother material

  • @LOACCTV
    @LOACCTV ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Turning fails into comedy gold is no easy feat, but you've nailed it!

  • @niclastname
    @niclastname ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:10 Hey let's let my toddlers play with dumbbells. How could that possibly be a bad idea...?

  • @_VC._
    @_VC._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scream at the realisation it were a Bat! 💀

  • @zonzink
    @zonzink ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one with her hair sticking up made me nervous because that means lightning can strike.

  • @jaydeebow6431
    @jaydeebow6431 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you FailArmy ,I enjoy a laugh before work.

  • @superjboy16
    @superjboy16 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:41 Lmao what the hell did she see anyway even getting the light on it, I still can't figure it out lol her reaction is hilarious

    • @ianmchann3054
      @ianmchann3054 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't tell either

    • @FL910
      @FL910 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      a bat

    • @nirfilus
      @nirfilus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s D'Artagnan I’m telling you

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Manbearpig

    • @vanityk7068
      @vanityk7068 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was a bat

  • @nikki.s.r.
    @nikki.s.r. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    from 🦗 😊 to 🦇😱
    😂

  • @TheCrazeturk
    @TheCrazeturk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:32 She gave him that Samuel L. Jackson stare

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I dont think of a skateboarder or bike trickrider as 'failing '
    when they fall. You HAVE to fall a million times before learning some of those stunts

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A skater fails when he steps onto his board without a helmet.

    • @vomm
      @vomm ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 Most everyday situations like slippery steps cause much more harm, people should wear helmets as soon as they're leaving their bed

  • @ADY285
    @ADY285 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:41 Corona was next to the door 😂

  • @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v
    @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:12 is no-one gonna talk about how the dude caught that beer on its way down? greatest catch ever

  • @HallofWisdom
    @HallofWisdom ปีที่แล้ว +7

    --- from what I understand, the woman at 6:09 is about to be struck by lightning --- 10NOV23

  • @ButterflyMatt
    @ButterflyMatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cow fails. We’ve finally gotten to gold.

  • @christianrodriguez3531
    @christianrodriguez3531 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I swear we are getting dumber and more clumsy as a race each day.

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For Americans? Probably. But as a species? Definitely.

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 ปีที่แล้ว

      .....and fatter.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster ปีที่แล้ว

      In all honesty, if we were to note down each day we get through our day because people luckily pay enough attention and put that off to all the days in which we witness something stupid or dangerous, or get involved in it, you'd see we are doing fine.
      The only thing that makes us think we are going downhill is because of all the cameras everywhere that record stuff like this that otherwise would've never entered the lives of other people :D .

  • @thefaithslayer2553
    @thefaithslayer2553 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Is there a cricket there you're trying to kill. How 'bout we just like...."
    "I'M BATMAN!!!!"
    ** SCREAMS **
    😆😆😆

  • @crossfire2045
    @crossfire2045 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Believe me when I tell you, being on a horse when it decides that you are no longer welcomed on their back is one of the scariest things because all you can do is hold on for dear live because the moment you fall off, there is the high risk that you are either getting kicked or stepped on.

    • @ricksanchez3204
      @ricksanchez3204 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you ever thought about pulling their head down i& to the left? It's still scary but when you do that all they can do is go in circles, now where this guy messed up was.. well.. he didn't really do anything lol happenstance.
      Pull hard to the left and downward, the pressure you put to the left keeps them from doing anything but going in a left-hand circle and then by pulling down that keeps them from being able to buck Kick or pick up a whole lot of speed like the horse in this video did they can still go fast and I can still be scary but you got good position hold on and keep that head down you'll be fine the horse will tire eventually... Promise.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or bit

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ricksanchez3204 as someone who has ridden horses, that isn't as easy as you think. Though this guy didn't even try, he didn't even hold onto the reins at all so he immediately got thrown. Horses are terrifying when they do this because they are much stronger than you are by a long shot and also when they do this they lift up their heads which means the bridal is useless because it isn't going to pull on them even when you pull the reins

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to have a horse that did this constantly and only a few people would actually ride that horse because they would buck constantly

    • @Manishnishad007
      @Manishnishad007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing works when horses decide to throw you off

  • @jaec8014
    @jaec8014 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know its serious, but the lady's reaction to the bat is just too funny.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing the cat was too confused to attack the bat!
      And I just love bats

    • @jaec8014
      @jaec8014 ปีที่แล้ว

      @icarusbinns3156 Yeah, they're cute but deadly. I've never seen one in person before.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaec8014 that looked like a common brown in the video. Scared, but not all that dangerous. If the little fluff bites, then that could be a problem. But really, he was only doing the threat yell because he was trapped.
      I once helped present bats during an October educational show. The flying fox decided the afternoon sun was too bright, so she climbed up my chest to shove her head under my shirt collar and go back to sleep. I was not allowed to put her down during her nap. She was holding on too tightly… and oddly, upside-down, for a bat

  • @j-tizzle82
    @j-tizzle82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we please get a mega-compilation of “Americans falling out of, or into their houses”? I dunno what it is about houses stateside, but there’s usually at LEAST one clip in each fail video of it happening. You must have enough for one hell of a compilation by now!

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite! I love the guys strolling out in the morning in Crocs, carrying a coffee cup, then absolutely eating it on icy stairs. 😂😂😂

  • @BenCDawson
    @BenCDawson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:14 That's a broken toe, ouchie

  • @cjanderic6181
    @cjanderic6181 ปีที่แล้ว

    My random guesses on the injuries caused by each fail:
    0:01 broken bones, severe injury, dislocated wrist
    0:07 just the same injury caused by bumping your head, but covering a bigger area
    0:15 embarrassment and slight pain, not severe injury thanks to the leaves
    0:17 emotional pain, physical pain, trauma
    0:26 pain in the knee
    0:29 no injuries, just damage
    0:41 countless cuts from glass shards, scraped knee, and glass hazard on porch
    0:51 severe injury on back, dirty clothes
    0:56 no “injury”, just pain and dirty clothes
    1:04 injuries, emotional shock, and dirty clothing, and ofc, a paper cut from the edges of the sign.
    1:09 pain, destroyed Jeep, muddy clothing
    1:17 pain, no “injury”
    1:28 death
    1:35 no injury, just muddy clothing
    1:42 paper cut from slide edges, broken slide
    1:49 scraped knee
    1:54 no injury
    2:05 broken ankle
    2:11 everyone who was in that bench broke their ass
    2:19 frustration
    2:24 knee bruise, and self-hate apparently
    2:28 no one was harmed, like FailArmy often says, but most of these have injuries alright…
    2:42 no injury, just a rash if they are allergic to grass
    2:58 2 deaths and 1 severe injury
    3:08 scraped elbow
    3:19 scraped knee
    3:27 no injury, but a rash if he had an allergy to grass
    3:41 destroyed car, near death
    3:55 broken ass
    3:57 broken back
    4:12 no injury, just pain
    4:29 cuteness overload
    4:35 spill, and like the little girl said, THE BABY IS WET!
    4:42 exploded pumpkins
    5:00 no injury, just pain
    5:08 2 deaths
    5:17 injured toe
    5:26 suffocated for a second under an inflatable boat
    5:40 cuteness overload (becuase of cat) and scare from a bat
    5:49 broken ass
    6:02 no injury
    6:10 struck by lightning and death
    6:20 no injuries
    6:32 duct tape on a tire
    6:40 cuteness overload and destruction of couch
    6:47 broken leg
    6:51 no injury
    7:08 wet dog
    7:20 no harm done
    7:47 was like a terrorist bombing occurring in my mind
    7:53 end of video

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 carries too much, blames the baby for her mistake.
    gonna be a GREAT parent!

  • @mimcduffee86
    @mimcduffee86 ปีที่แล้ว

    That semi driver that can't comprehend zipper merging then didn't want to stop until the pickup caught the barrier.

  • @rawhia6612
    @rawhia6612 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've lost count of the times this channel has left me in awe with its funny moments.

  • @tcs007
    @tcs007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First guy of the video now gets to purchase the thirt "I was bit by the Dragon"

  • @nirfilus
    @nirfilus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:16 he’s mad lol

  • @Chambers_90
    @Chambers_90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The woman trying to stop the dog running with the bench attached - how about you drop your damn phone and actually try to help

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:13 as a single dad of daughters and 1 this little angels age , how hilarious and adorable is she watching him stumble and fall looking around her iPad lol so stinkin cute! My baby would have been over in my face though trying to help me up lol 💜
    4:38 that stare down with momma! 😂

  • @FFXI_Addict
    @FFXI_Addict ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People always like "iT's nOt FuNnY pEoPlE aRe GeTtInG hUrT." Dude, most of us think it's funny because we've been hurt in similar fashion. Some of y'all are Beverly Hills Princesses who've never touched mud. Go outside and do something.

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schadenfreude we love it.

  • @jeffmech1
    @jeffmech1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:35 - I love the way she blames it on the baby.

  • @jordanc8499
    @jordanc8499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:38 hate people like this. Just ruined a kids slide. Who's replacing it? Worse when it's in a public park

  • @TLFailsMoment
    @TLFailsMoment ปีที่แล้ว

    4:40 The experiment paid for itself with a broken car exhaust pipe

  • @tarabolger8061
    @tarabolger8061 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My god... 2:09 had me teary and I don't know why 🤣

  • @lootwijk
    @lootwijk ปีที่แล้ว

    The smallest disasters in life
    Can hurt so much more

  • @filipdimitrov1630
    @filipdimitrov1630 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The cricket at home” 🤣

  • @TDP-IncredibleMoments-bm6bo
    @TDP-IncredibleMoments-bm6bo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:18 best dad ever 🥰

  • @nightlyboot4888
    @nightlyboot4888 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Is that a cricket you’re trynna kill?”🦇🦇🦇😈😈

  • @YZEtc
    @YZEtc ปีที่แล้ว

    5:36 Cricket?
    Yes, I'm Count Cricket and I've come to drink your blood!

  • @RC10GT
    @RC10GT ปีที่แล้ว

    3:24 the friend waiting for disaster to strike before he goes in lol.

  • @Beeks81
    @Beeks81 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That girl with her hair standing up is standing in an imminent lightning strike zone. I'll bet it got loud there real fast.

  • @gdswghdsCjiirwe
    @gdswghdsCjiirwe ปีที่แล้ว

    1:35 "Hail Mary, take these balls and crush them so I never have another kid"

  • @OkorochaPrecious
    @OkorochaPrecious ปีที่แล้ว

    5:42 The cat was calm the whole time unlike the lady that went crazy 😂

    • @rocket1380
      @rocket1380 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf was that though

  • @KawaiRose-od8ie
    @KawaiRose-od8ie ปีที่แล้ว

    At what point is it a dumb fail versus a near death experience lol

  • @hughjass1274
    @hughjass1274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:08 finally someone says what I would say after a fail: "TA DA!"

  • @the.h.is.silent
    @the.h.is.silent ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok. But didn’t the back of that seat look like Notorious BIG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ??? I dn't get it; what is a "notorious" BIG---'big' is only a generalization of size, and doesn't typically seek notoriety. Is that something meant to be funny (all the silly laughing emoji)?

  • @lobster8009
    @lobster8009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:08
    Holy moly. Should we tell her? If you are standing out in the open with storm coulds above and your hair starts raising you are seconds away from beeing struck by lightning. Not even kidding. Head for lower ground and squad down immediately.

  • @UhOHNotAgain.
    @UhOHNotAgain. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:36 average single mom blaming the kids

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:44 Another example of quality American craftsmanship. Do they use polystyrene as a building material there?

    • @Doormanswift
      @Doormanswift ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called hiring someone without pulling a permit.

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know that’s America? Could be anywhere

    • @richoffence
      @richoffence ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@oldageisdumb​@oldageisdumb He doesn't know it for sure. But come on. It's definitly not Germany. It looks like an suburb in the US. The wooden building blocks, the concrete pavement and the fact that almost every clip is shot on US soil. No offence.

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richoffence Fair, but it looks like several other countries, too

  • @FailArmyCentral
    @FailArmyCentral 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your video is great, thank you for sharing it. Whoever agrees likes it 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @durplepurpleee
    @durplepurpleee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    here whitin a hour team
    👇

  • @GDAWG.
    @GDAWG. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Thats so funny, your hairs sticking up”! ZAP!! 😳

  • @Synful_RoX
    @Synful_RoX ปีที่แล้ว

    ...Wait, so a gigantic black cricket is something you're fine having all the way up in your face, but a BAT makes you scream like a freaking horror movie victim?? dude what

  • @SUICIDALRHINO
    @SUICIDALRHINO ปีที่แล้ว

    Humans slowly forgetting how to walk appearently

  • @DGRC27
    @DGRC27 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:18 you know it makes that beeping noise so that doesn't happen right? lol 😂

  • @Vurguzzer
    @Vurguzzer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:40 it's sweet

  • @LauraWilson19952014
    @LauraWilson19952014 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:06 is me when I'm walking and my shoe decides to bend suddenly

  • @Mohawkris_8
    @Mohawkris_8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The GMC AutoZone grill Says it all!!! Tree will fall!

  • @PhilipClick
    @PhilipClick 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    FailArmy has the very best videos. So entertaining!!

  • @howa08
    @howa08 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeahhhh! No tripping on stairs clips! Thanks 😊

  • @thats.insane
    @thats.insane ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you do a hoverboard fails video please?

  • @scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5
    @scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every video is a reminder that life's blunders can bring boundless joy. Keep 'em coming!

  • @mamierojas5046
    @mamierojas5046 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good clips, and a very good choice of music. I enjoyed the blues in fails of the week.