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4:30
How are you going to blame the baby for you spilling your drink?...
If you watch you see the baby's arm trapped by the cup when they went to stretch it, which caused the drink to spill. But yeah, take more trips.
Yeah blame me for not being able to carry a drink…oh wait I can’t!!
She actually was pretty lucky about not to drop her baby instead 🫣
I've seen some similar situation, when a dumb mom actually did, while she was trying to open a door and her hands were busy with different stuff, including her baby. That little one fell upside down the concrete floor with his head 😐
So those two are pure idiots, but on this vid a drink is the only victim.
Bad parenting to say the least.
@@biggtrux Eh, I wouldn’t go that far. We all have our moments.
Duuuude. “Is that a cricket you’re trying to kill?” The way she screamed when she realized it was a bat, priceless.
Thank you for that! I couldn't see what it was.
I could be wrong, but I think that was a vampire bat.
@@bri55118 Nah, vampire bats have giant pig noses and generally aren't found in North America. From what little I can see it looks like it might be a silver-haired bat.
Those Parts At 2
I was screaming laughing omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:15
Thats actually a sign lightning can strike at any moment. Those people were lucky
We can only say for certain the camera footage made it out nothing more.
exactly my thought.🤐
Yep, she should have noped out of there!
This happened to me when I was 18. My mom & I were across the country at my grandpa’s farm & my hair stood up & my mom freaked out, told me to hop in the car & close the doors! Then I had a major headache but not sure if it was from stress or what.
That was my thought too
2:09 This accident is unbelievable! Hope no one is seriously injured 😱
Every fall is like something out of a movie, but it's real 😳
The falls look really painful! Sorry but it's also really funny 🤣
Definitely serious injuries.
I was playing Sims on my phone and it looked like something that would happen on my game lol I had to watch it 4 times to see what was happening.
They probably broke their asses 💀
2:04 I felt that in my ankle 😵💫
first video in, and we're already strayed from the "no one was hurt" path
"everyone was hurt"
He probably did get hurt
0 fox given
About time
Bruh 90% of the people here definitely were harmed
4:32 Carrying a drink & a baby what could go wrong? What a dope.
She may not have had a choice. Better to try and carry everything than take ur baby upstairs to the apartment alone then come back down to get things and while doing so, the baby really hurts themselves or leaving a baby unsupervised for any reason is considered child endangerment. She may be a single mother. You don’t know. Not one single person on earth is perfect. We ALL make errors in judgment. I’m sure someone has said something just as sarcastic and judgmental about you for a mistake you made.
Drinking the baby
3:40 I think it’s safe to assume that truck doesn’t belong to the cameraman
The entire world to park and they park under a tree they're cutting down. They deserve to learn from their stupidity.
Nor anyone with brain cells.
5:38 the spook of a lifetime... 🤣
What was it?
It was a tiny bat
@@adventurecreed4662 The angriest scariest most evil little bat you've ever seen
Why no one wanna talk about out that bat one tho . That was wild 😂😂 did not expect that
Yeah i nearly choked on my sandwhich
@@davidspooner4582 HAHAHA 🤣
Awesome, 'from the depths of hell' scream too.
Love them! That one was in need of wildlife rescue.
200% rational response.
Just a reminder: if you tether your dog to an object that isn't *FIXED IN PLACE* then you are, in fact, pretty simple
I once tied up my dog to a small wrought iron railing that was bolted into the concrete that was my doorstep. She saw another dog and took off, dragging the railing behind her. It wasn't loose or rusted or anything.
My brother use to tie his dog up to the wooden porch rail, it eventually tore it off.
0:38 love the coworker looking out for homie more than the price of that glass
The guy carrying the glass had ONE JOB at that moment
Was just coming to say that, glad people still care more about people than things
pretty sure his knee outright buckled under him on that step, which is why he stumbled and dropped the glass. ouch
@@someonessidechannel1485The guy said "Your knee" right before the video cut. I think he needed the hospital.
Its a baby lady fking relax, look how terrified it is of you
0:07 that guy is actually my boss. He was a trooper tho bled through a whole roll of paper towels and a t shirt, got a concussion, and we’re pretty sure broke his nose but refused to go to the hospital. Still came to work the next day and now laughs about it with us and the customers
5:36 Puss got more terrified of her screaming. 🐈⬛🦇😂👍💯
4:32 as if the baby had ANYTHING to do with that spill lmao just carrying too much at once I'd say
If you watch carefully you will see the baby’s elbow pops out and dislodges the drink..the funny part was the girl yelling “the baby is wet”😂😂😂
@@Tom-ok2rh - Babies move. It's 100% the moms fault.
@@peterwhitey4992 I agree with you on that. Mommy was probably at her wits end and that was the last straw..poor baby was probably confused why mommy was hollering at him
6:35 Prime example of why working breed dogs (Border Collies, Australian Cattle Dogs, German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers) need plenty of exercise and stimulation.
4:32 do not blame someone else for your own poor choices. You could’ve just left the drink for after you weren’t caring a child and hole bunch of other stuff. So yes seriously, that poor baby was blameless.
Totally her own fault. You can't expect a baby to not move.
@@peterwhitey4992THIS!
Yeah, because you're always 100% completely rational and emotionless, never overreacting or getting things wrong in everyday situations. But you're quick to point fingers and judge others from a high horse, 'cause that's so much better and more likeable.
@@vomm Never said that, but okay. Only the last sentence had any actual “tone” towards the women.
wtf? @@vomm
2:12 is no-one gonna talk about how the dude caught that beer on its way down? greatest catch ever
Which one?
Says "Shut up" to the barking dog and the staircase just disintegrates from under him. That had me laughing.
Maybe the dog was trying to warn 'em.
Yup, fat Americans never seem to realise their fatness is going to make them fall over/break things.
1:27 is a diesel runaway. Pro tip: If your diesel won't shut off or starts to rev up without throttle, it's burning oil instead of diesel. The only way to shut it off is to starve it of air. Stuff your shirt, hoodie or really anything you have at hand down the air intake. It might wreck your turbo, but it has a chance of saving your engine.
Exactly.
In manual shifted cars you can also throw it in the highest gear possible if you can and violently release the clutch while pressing down on the brake, which can cause the engine to suffer such a momentous amount of drag in a fraction of a second it can't sustain the ignition.
It's not always oil, though in this case it more likey was. Oil is pretty common in turbocharger failures, but injection pump failures is pretty common too where it just feeds way to much fuel into the cylinders that also causes runaway. But yeah cut off the air supply or drop the clutch in the highest gear full brake and listen to your transmission die. Otherwise the engine will run itself into pieces no other alternative.
@@k1ng5urfer It's pretty easy to tell whether it's oil or fuel. If the smoke is white, it's most likely oil, if the smoke is black, it's probably fuel overfeed.
An even better option is to get a positive air shutoff valve. As to why these weren't required by law I have no idea. Definitely a safety issue.
the visceral scream when that lady discovered the bat was straight out of a horror movie
She blamed a baby for spilling her drink.... 😑
😶😶😶
The baby moved her arm and pushed the drink. She already didn’t have a good grip. She didn’t “blame” her. She was just like “u couldn’t be still for 5 more seconds for me to enter the house and set it down?” Type of thing. If she had blamed the baby she would have said “this is all ur fault!” She was just like “really? U just HAD to move?” Sometimes babies have the wiggles. It’s not anger just frustration. I get trying to carry a baby and food and groceries and everything else at the same time. She seemed to live in an apartment and couldn’t leave the baby to go back downstairs to get everything else. Sometimes it’s just no one’s fault. U just get frustrated. That was tame to what I’ve seen.
So you're still blaming the baby for wiggling. If an adult gets annoyed at a baby wiggling, then they shouldn't be left alone around babies.
@@greenlee7smythe That's still blaming the baby. You don't have to say the exact "this is all ur fault" to blame the baby. She should've put the drink down to open the door. Sometimes it is no one's fault. This is not one of those times. It was the mother's fault
@@joevictor53 “joevictor” doesn’t sound to me like someone who’s a mother. Or a parent. When u become one. Then we can talk. We can’t all be perfect like you.
5:35 that scream was legit!!
Buddy in the white truck thought he could out truck the semi....
you'd be surprised how often that happens
5:13 Dad of the year right there. He's lucky the kid didn't drop it on his own foot or his brothers. Because if dad's foot wasn't broken from that, a kid's surly would be.
The baby's is just so happy to be mimicking daddy. And then....*THUD*
definately got the best laugh from me. What did he think would happen letting a kid of that age play with a weight?
Never work out with a baby! They also make terrible spotters!
Not to mention his language
That's what you get wearing open toed shoes!
6:14 I don't believe they're aware of the immediate danger they're in. Hopefully they're ok. This usually happens before you're hit by lightning
Out of intertest, what would a person do to avoid that in a barren landscape? Lay down? (Genuine question)
Exactly that. Lay down in a ditch. You don't want to be the highest point in the field
@@the3soundsIf you cannot get inside, then get to the lowest point possible and crouch as low as possible on the balls of your feet with your head down. Do NOT lay down. You want to limit your points of contact with the ground.
@@mezafo2544why? Stand up as high as you can and get your super hero powers
Just because everyone writes it a thousand times in the comments doesn't make it any less of an urban legend for smarty-pants. This phenomenon happens all the time and is totally harmless. In mountain regions, deserts, on beaches, etc., the air gets statically charged without ever leading to lightning strikes. And almost all lightning strikes happen without any warning and without the air getting statically charged, at least not for minutes.
That lady at 4:32 trying to blame her baby for what happened is beyond mean! That poor baby.
The baby did move her arm and knocked it out of her hand. I don’t think she “blamed” the baby I think it was just a “seriously u couldn’t hold still for 5 more seconds? U just HAD to move?” Type of frustration.
@@greenlee7smythe It's a baby. They move around. You're the fully grown adult that decided to balance a drink like that instead of putting it down for a second
narcissistic mother: blames others for her mistakes.
😢 you gonna cry?
Kind of like blaming the dog when you fart. It's funny, they don't care, and they won't remember it.
7:16 he’s mad lol
Loved how nobody helped the chick dropping the table outside 😂
Because China.
Because now days you'll be told your sexist or a bigot for helping a lady!
oh no you won't. quit acting like a victim. @@jedi36mindtricks
No you won't, good grief
@@jedi36mindtricks
Usually, nobody helps anybody in these videos. It's awful behaviour.
5:14 That's a broken toe, ouchie
4:37 mother of the year award. “Seriously “ trying to blame the baby for her idiocy
5:41 Lmao what the hell did she see anyway even getting the light on it, I still can't figure it out lol her reaction is hilarious
I can't tell either
a bat
It’s D'Artagnan I’m telling you
Manbearpig
It was a bat
0:50 The horse spinning around, making him fall killed me 🤣🤣🤣
That's why you should not drive a horse, they don't like it
What is that? A frog 🐸 or a bat 🦇 at 05:41 😂
EDIT: Its a bat lol 😂
4:32 Yeah seriously? You held the drink next to a baby and you're shocked that the most predictable thing happened?
Oh my goodness. I about pissed myself with the cat and the bat video. 😂
Thank you FailArmy ,I enjoy a laugh before work.
6:32 She gave him that Samuel L. Jackson stare
5:41 Corona was next to the door 😂
the mother that got annoyed at her baby for the soda when it wasnt even its fault 🤡
That make up face on the back of the seat had me rolling!
The dog's intrusive thought won.
1:13 as a single dad of daughters and 1 this little angels age , how hilarious and adorable is she watching him stumble and fall looking around her iPad lol so stinkin cute! My baby would have been over in my face though trying to help me up lol 💜
4:38 that stare down with momma! 😂
The scream at the realisation it were a Bat! 💀
5:10 Hey let's let my toddlers play with dumbbells. How could that possibly be a bad idea...?
from 🦗 😊 to 🦇😱
😂
My god... 2:09 had me teary and I don't know why 🤣
5:40 it's sweet
I swear we are getting dumber and more clumsy as a race each day.
For Americans? Probably. But as a species? Definitely.
.....and fatter.
In all honesty, if we were to note down each day we get through our day because people luckily pay enough attention and put that off to all the days in which we witness something stupid or dangerous, or get involved in it, you'd see we are doing fine.
The only thing that makes us think we are going downhill is because of all the cameras everywhere that record stuff like this that otherwise would've never entered the lives of other people :D .
4:32 I genuinely can't stand people like that, particularly parents, who blame the blameless for the resultant mess from their own stupidity. As if the baby has any chuffing grasp of the physics of the situation. I should probably get out more, as I'm very aware that this shouldn't make me as annoyed as it does.
6:15 you better get away from there
Ikr, people are incredibly dumb. If it is raining and your hair starts to stand up, get the fuck down, don't just stand there and laugh because the next people who will be laughing are the people who witness you get zapped by lightning out of pure stupidity.
Fact, electricity takes the path of least resistance and air is really resistant, so lightning will strike the tallest object it can.
--- from what I understand, the woman at 6:09 is about to be struck by lightning --- 10NOV23
I dont think of a skateboarder or bike trickrider as 'failing '
when they fall. You HAVE to fall a million times before learning some of those stunts
A skater fails when he steps onto his board without a helmet.
@@drewlovelyhell4892 Most everyday situations like slippery steps cause much more harm, people should wear helmets as soon as they're leaving their bed
1:18 best dad ever 🥰
5:41 I think she found D'Artagnan
1:38 hate people like this. Just ruined a kids slide. Who's replacing it? Worse when it's in a public park
Yeah I agree
The one with her hair sticking up made me nervous because that means lightning can strike.
3:08 finally someone says what I would say after a fail: "TA DA!"
First guy of the video now gets to purchase the thirt "I was bit by the Dragon"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,crash,OWWWWW 0:32
6:08
Holy moly. Should we tell her? If you are standing out in the open with storm coulds above and your hair starts raising you are seconds away from beeing struck by lightning. Not even kidding. Head for lower ground and squad down immediately.
The humor in this video is so infectious, can't help but laugh along
5:44 Another example of quality American craftsmanship. Do they use polystyrene as a building material there?
It's called hiring someone without pulling a permit.
How do you know that’s America? Could be anywhere
@@oldageisdumb@oldageisdumb He doesn't know it for sure. But come on. It's definitly not Germany. It looks like an suburb in the US. The wooden building blocks, the concrete pavement and the fact that almost every clip is shot on US soil. No offence.
@@richoffence Fair, but it looks like several other countries, too
Turning fails into comedy gold is no easy feat, but you've nailed it!
3:24 the friend waiting for disaster to strike before he goes in lol.
I know its serious, but the lady's reaction to the bat is just too funny.
Good thing the cat was too confused to attack the bat!
And I just love bats
@icarusbinns3156 Yeah, they're cute but deadly. I've never seen one in person before.
@@jaec8014 that looked like a common brown in the video. Scared, but not all that dangerous. If the little fluff bites, then that could be a problem. But really, he was only doing the threat yell because he was trapped.
I once helped present bats during an October educational show. The flying fox decided the afternoon sun was too bright, so she climbed up my chest to shove her head under my shirt collar and go back to sleep. I was not allowed to put her down during her nap. She was holding on too tightly… and oddly, upside-down, for a bat
That semi driver that can't comprehend zipper merging then didn't want to stop until the pickup caught the barrier.
Believe me when I tell you, being on a horse when it decides that you are no longer welcomed on their back is one of the scariest things because all you can do is hold on for dear live because the moment you fall off, there is the high risk that you are either getting kicked or stepped on.
Have you ever thought about pulling their head down i& to the left? It's still scary but when you do that all they can do is go in circles, now where this guy messed up was.. well.. he didn't really do anything lol happenstance.
Pull hard to the left and downward, the pressure you put to the left keeps them from doing anything but going in a left-hand circle and then by pulling down that keeps them from being able to buck Kick or pick up a whole lot of speed like the horse in this video did they can still go fast and I can still be scary but you got good position hold on and keep that head down you'll be fine the horse will tire eventually... Promise.
Or bit
@@ricksanchez3204 as someone who has ridden horses, that isn't as easy as you think. Though this guy didn't even try, he didn't even hold onto the reins at all so he immediately got thrown. Horses are terrifying when they do this because they are much stronger than you are by a long shot and also when they do this they lift up their heads which means the bridal is useless because it isn't going to pull on them even when you pull the reins
We used to have a horse that did this constantly and only a few people would actually ride that horse because they would buck constantly
Nothing works when horses decide to throw you off
The woman trying to stop the dog running with the bench attached - how about you drop your damn phone and actually try to help
That horse has definitely done that before!
2:10 why am I so confused
The smallest disasters in life
Can hurt so much more
“The cricket at home” 🤣
Ok. But didn’t the back of that seat look like Notorious BIG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was a way to add a new impact between the two cars, luckily no one was hurt in fails of the week.
Perhaps he was new to floor training without a plan, which created such a moment in fails of the week.
6:08 yeah pretty sure they were struck by lightning after that
06:38 right into the soup doggo goes
That girl with her hair standing up is standing in an imminent lightning strike zone. I'll bet it got loud there real fast.
Can't stop laughing 😆 Who knew fails could be this entertaining.
Humans slowly forgetting how to walk appearently
4:32 carries too much, blames the baby for her mistake.
gonna be a GREAT parent!
6:09 Yep I've encountered that when hiking - the ground is charged, and a lightning strike is possible. More than one good reason to be concerned.
“Thats so funny, your hairs sticking up”! ZAP!! 😳
Cow fails. We’ve finally gotten to gold.
4:32 Does Karen want to speak to that baby's manager?
5:31 I’m trying to understand what that was in the corner. Was it a frog?
It's a bat.
2:06 is me when I'm walking and my shoe decides to bend suddenly
here whitin a hour team
👇
Anyone wondering what that “cricket” was, it was a bat🦇
"Is there a cricket there you're trying to kill. How 'bout we just like...."
"I'M BATMAN!!!!"
** SCREAMS **
😆😆😆
I mean why worry about getting a perfect drive when you can get the perfect slide instead in fails of the week.
0:39 the way the lead guy is holding the sheet of glass... Anyone else thought it was going to fall away from him? Between the glass and his banged up knee, a bad day overall.
Was that Adrian Pimento on that motor scooter, towards the beginning? Classic Pimento.
4:30 wow didnt haste to blame the baby that can barrly control its hands. Cant imagine what its like being this womens partner.
5:42 The cat was calm the whole time unlike the lady that went crazy 😂
Wtf was that though
3:18 you know it makes that beeping noise so that doesn't happen right? lol 😂
4:40 The experiment paid for itself with a broken car exhaust pipe
5:45 did my man build the stairs with straws?