SodaStream Fizzy Drinks Maker | Ashens

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  • SodaStream advertising slogans:
    "Get busy with the fizzy"
    "If you love the bubbles, set them free"
    "The syrup alone costs nearly twice as much as supermarket own-brand cola"
    "Seriously, this thing's just going to sit in a cupboard for 15 years before you throw it away"
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  • @mikeread4329
    @mikeread4329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    When he described the product as being "one of those things your dad brings home" it was scary how accurate it was

    • @TheSquash3
      @TheSquash3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah he was entirely accurate on my part. My dad brought it home, we actually liked it though, we used it for a couple of months, but it got to expensive and now it collects dust.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dads bringing home stuff. Thats the fun part of the day.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Koholos Co2 from welding tanks has a little bit of oil in it not exactly ideal for drinks

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My dad did a similar thing with a liquor tap, he put some whiskey in it, we tested it out with a few sips and I think he gave it away.

    • @Danny3601000
      @Danny3601000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least you have a dad

  • @Thysillia
    @Thysillia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    My dad DID buy a sodastream but he actually never stopped using it.
    He is the only one that does use it though.
    I'm not sure if its cause he likes it or if he's just using it out of spite now.

    • @JugaJuga14
      @JugaJuga14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      More like using it out of sprite. Heh.

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Bobo He's windows 98, he isn't very good

    • @PositronVI
      @PositronVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Windows 98 neither are your insults

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Windows 98 You may of been important for computers in your heyday, but the future is now, old man

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good on him

  • @YogSothoth24601
    @YogSothoth24601 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    THE GOOSE HAS BLESSED US WITH HER PRESENCE

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no the pigeon......

    • @wane2405
      @wane2405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was about to comment about the goose

    • @poisonivy2298
      @poisonivy2298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      that goose triggers my ptsd

    • @MathewHaswell
      @MathewHaswell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lay Egg is True!

    • @MathewHaswell
      @MathewHaswell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lamplight Beautiful Melody

  • @arneldeleon3060
    @arneldeleon3060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    i'd pay for this guy to insult me

    • @Nippledozer
      @Nippledozer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoo

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You would not survive his wit.

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      in a classy way- yes

    • @nothank3517
      @nothank3517 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what is this? the beer and board games channel now?

  • @nicktripod8124
    @nicktripod8124 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    What if Ashens is just a pair of floating arms.

    • @bakubit
      @bakubit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I like to imagine him as arms and a face stuck to a wall in the middle of a hallway which just so happens to have a couch sitting on the other side.

    • @Draco_-mk5zv
      @Draco_-mk5zv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hes like casandra from dr who with arms

    • @esscate
      @esscate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah, post this on the one video where he actually kind of show his face.

    • @skelltan852
      @skelltan852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Nick Tripod Avdol.jpg

    • @milkmann-on1dq
      @milkmann-on1dq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would love to see the movie with him as just a pair of arms

  • @awakenedape1052
    @awakenedape1052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I've unsuccessfully watched this video 3 times. Once, my iPad died, and twice, I've fallen asleep, because it was very early in the morning. I'm determined to finish it this time.

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did you this time?

    • @awakenedape1052
      @awakenedape1052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Cherrycola 2000 FUCK I didn't. I'm a disappointment

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Ass King I pry for u bby

    • @awakenedape1052
      @awakenedape1052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Cherrycola 2000 thnx babe

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Ass King I love you bobo

  • @MrOnionterror
    @MrOnionterror 9 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    The bottles look like they should have fabric softener in.

    • @ZeroStrife1396
      @ZeroStrife1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plot twist: they do

    • @brookhavyn2731
      @brookhavyn2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **fabric softener in**

    • @arposkraft3616
      @arposkraft3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the taste is more or less the same i can attest

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brookhavyn2731 lol

  • @Sirdiggar
    @Sirdiggar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Had one years ago, gas bottles didn't last long and they were expensive to replace.
    I usually just go to Sainsburys now, they sell 2 litre bottles of carbonated spring water for 20p! yes 20 pence. I get 5-6 bottles of those and store them. Make my own Pink Lemonade from a punnet of raspberries, lemon and orange, all boiled with sugar on the hob. This in turn makes a lovely syrup which you add to the carbonated water and voila! a healthier (compared to the likes of coca cola etc) fizzy drink.

    • @Bmoney902
      @Bmoney902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ooh that sounds lovely, I want to try this at some point

    • @Sirdiggar
      @Sirdiggar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** It is amazing, this is the recipe I use: www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/11288/pink-lemonade

    • @Bmoney902
      @Bmoney902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sirdiggar Thank you!

    • @Torchyc
      @Torchyc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's 17p at tesco

    • @ethantaylor5425
      @ethantaylor5425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      17p? that's nothing here in the USA Costco pays YOU to take them haha

  • @speedbird227
    @speedbird227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    If I owned a supermarket I would use the Lemon Lime from this as a knock off of Sprite and call it Shite.

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😀

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You could start your own Pound shop!

    • @yobelkcip
      @yobelkcip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Or you could call it Spirte, since you misspelled Sprite.

    • @speedbird227
      @speedbird227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jehn Lennin's sanctum / yobelkcip Well shit, I didn't notice that.

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or Spite....

  • @Busterbalz
    @Busterbalz ปีที่แล้ว +43

    WOW these have come a long way. I bought one a month ago, and it's way improved, everyone in the house uses it. The bottles are dishwasher safe now, and they have officially licensed soda syrups from Pepsi and bubly. They do still lose carbonation kinda fast though.

    • @louiseogden1296
      @louiseogden1296 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have Pepsi Max syrup myself, just waiting until I have a spare moment after Christmas to try it out.

  • @RyanSR71
    @RyanSR71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "If you die, can I have your channel?"
    "No."
    "Oh."

  • @Megapowertooldragon
    @Megapowertooldragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Who remembers the Corona man? Nobody." Well....

    • @DennisFromRLM
      @DennisFromRLM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Came to make a similar joke

  • @SamManSam
    @SamManSam 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That delivery man knocked on your door with some ferocity... I genuinely feared for your lives...

  • @000lobo9
    @000lobo9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love that Ashens has the fucking goose in his kitchen.

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm looking at Lando on the left there! ;)

  • @Awesomeman204
    @Awesomeman204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Its 2am and im sitting in the dark watching 2 grown british people drink cheap carbonated drinks
    what am i doing with my life

  • @ViperStarFilms
    @ViperStarFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Dr Pete splattered all over my face ;)

    • @ViperStarFilms
      @ViperStarFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Motaki Gonavakin True

    • @ViperStarFilms
      @ViperStarFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marco Mods Is he a farmer too?

    • @ViperStarFilms
      @ViperStarFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ANON Hacks ah yes

    • @motakigonavakin3083
      @motakigonavakin3083 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would that make him farmer john, they don't plump till you choke them down?

    • @SoundOfFreedom32
      @SoundOfFreedom32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ViperStarFilms wow are u a black guy?????? amazing!!!!!!! GUYS THERE IS A BLACK GUY OVER HERE, GIVE HIM YOUR SUPPORT!

  • @JoshLeo13
    @JoshLeo13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Dr. Pete, full name: *Dr. Peter Phile*

    • @GaleGummola
      @GaleGummola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peter File xD

    • @sammmyboy99
      @sammmyboy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Who's a paedophile?

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam
      Peter

    • @memememegaming
      @memememegaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sammmyboy99 No Moss, his name is Peter File.

    • @sammmyboy99
      @sammmyboy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      memememe “His name is Paedophile?”

  • @CatsAreRubbish
    @CatsAreRubbish 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dear Dr. A... two things:
    1. It would've been interesting to see how sodastreaming other beverages would've turned out - like tea, coffee, wine, fresh OJ, Frijj milkshake, soup, gravy, etc...
    2. When I was about 8 or 9 (so 1985-ish) I bought a can of drink that was called something like "Chocolade". Yup, a chocolate flavoured fizzy drink (in the UK btw). It was vile! Like someone had chewed up some generic milk chocolate and spat it into a can of lemonade. Unsurprisingly I never saw it again but also I've never been able to find any reference of it on t'interweb. Maybe you can? Or maybe you don't give a toss? Just thought I'd mention it.

  • @pedanticcreeper7822
    @pedanticcreeper7822 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In 2011 around Christmas time, there was an advert for the SodaStream, filmed on a home camera where some 20 year-old guy in a Christmas sweater and Santa hat was given a present with a SodaStream inside. He started crying. Pretty much sums up this machine...

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mate, you nailed it. I don't know why it took 11 years to let you know

  • @Thanos6
    @Thanos6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The funny thing is, I thought this was a NEW thing and was surprised that it was so old.

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My parents had one when they were young.

  • @DeviantDespot
    @DeviantDespot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I use soda stream to carbonate vodka. Works pretty well.

    • @cuirassier4296
      @cuirassier4296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I use it to carbonate water it's great

    • @frazerbrennan9245
      @frazerbrennan9245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you joking?

    • @Soooperspeed
      @Soooperspeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i used to to carbonate milk .. and pineapple juice amongst others

    • @JoeOG
      @JoeOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Soooperspeed mmmm soda milk.

    • @Sube-Tube
      @Sube-Tube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was hoping I was gonna find someone like you

  • @xvalley8512
    @xvalley8512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Ryan is extremely lucky to have Stuart as his uncle.

    • @DerptheCreeper
      @DerptheCreeper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think ashens is his uncle

    • @xvalley8512
      @xvalley8512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, Stuart made that comment about his sister buying cheap fizzy drinks and Ryan said: "Hey, that's my mum you're talking about," so I assumed Ryan is his nephew. Also, Stuart referred to him as 'my nephew Ryan' on another video.

    • @DerptheCreeper
      @DerptheCreeper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh

    • @laur3nbee
      @laur3nbee 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Ryan?

    • @xvalley8512
      @xvalley8512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      laurenisahippogriff The other person in this video.

  • @thekingsman9773
    @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ryan is so lucky to have Stu as an uncle

    • @georgiajohnson682
      @georgiajohnson682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are not related

    • @joemontgomery6658
      @joemontgomery6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgiajohnson682 they are lol

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgiajohnson682 Ryan is Stuart’s sister’s son. They literally reference it in this video.

    • @heyoitskram5748
      @heyoitskram5748 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s not Ryan though, that’s cousin Dan

  • @_Spearkiller_
    @_Spearkiller_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    0:57 - 1:14 is exactly what happened at my house.

    • @colemanstraight5766
      @colemanstraight5766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to comment this as well

    • @woop6727
      @woop6727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is also what happened to me. Except that water spewed everywhere. I haven't seen the machine since.

    • @goofygoober4901
      @goofygoober4901 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god same here

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That happened in my house when we got those homemade funnel cakes.

    • @drwhoeffect
      @drwhoeffect 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *raises hand* Same here.

  • @mikel802
    @mikel802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    coming from the far future, "who remembers the corona man" has a completely different context lol.

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Little did ashens know that far in the future, literally every person on the planet will remember the "corona man"

    • @TheAuron32
      @TheAuron32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that stupid twat, that ate a bat.

    • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
      @the_pigs_have_rebelled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking that, came straight to the comments after he said it.

    • @ellamcgrady8856
      @ellamcgrady8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally

    • @lucasduque8289
      @lucasduque8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you mean? I'm from the past and I don't understand.

  • @GamingMill
    @GamingMill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Unless you want blow up your Soda Stream, do NOT try and make fizzy milk. I did once at my dad's - he went mental 'cause he'd only had it a day. I never did tell him it was because of my experiment...I spent a good couple of hours cleaning up and supergluing that bastard together again so as to destroy all the evidence of my exploits.

    • @techpicks
      @techpicks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know that for some liquids, if you just fill it half way it won't explode and leave a rather nasty mess. Did you fill it to the top?

    • @GamingMill
      @GamingMill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To the top.

    • @FoundationsofPause
      @FoundationsofPause 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are only suppose to carbonate the water, you add the mix afterward. Guy in video did it wrong as well. Hard to read 3 steps of instructions even if you're a popular youtuber I suppose.

    • @RhiannonKrausz
      @RhiannonKrausz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...... Why ... would you want to make fizzy milk ?

    • @GamingMill
      @GamingMill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because it's more exciting than flat milk.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    lol I loved Ashens talking about how you'd buy one of these, use it once, declare you'll never need to buy expensive real soft drinks again, and then within a week it disappears onto a shelf, because that it EXACTLY what happened to me! My parents bought something like this and exactly that thing happened!

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Wait, what, this stuff is from the 70's/80's..?
    There's been some minor hype about them being "new" by some stores here in germany...

    • @legofanguyvid
      @legofanguyvid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Bier “Bierbart12” Bart yeah, its also been branded as new over here in the us quite recently. (or Im just really sheltered)

    • @olgar1041
      @olgar1041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here in Canada...

    • @IVR02
      @IVR02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here in 'Murica.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bier „Bierbart12“ Bart I know right!

    • @SisSasSus
      @SisSasSus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Bier ”Bierbart12” Bart Can confirm, there was a massive campaign for these here in Finland just a few years ago. I thought that these things were actually a new innovation made just a year or so before landing in Finland.

  • @EvaAdorable
    @EvaAdorable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My husband thought this was a great idea, too. It's been in our cupboard for about 5 years now! A very accurate description!

  • @stevethemastersword
    @stevethemastersword 9 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    i wonder if you could use this to re-fizz normal soda

    • @stevethemastersword
      @stevethemastersword 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      as well as i think it does? i said "I wonder" not, "im 16900% positive"

    • @stevethemastersword
      @stevethemastersword 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *****
      ok, but why? if its flat shouldn't it just work like any other liquid?

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kaptain Kappa It's NOT supposed to have the flavour in the drink while being carbonated.
      They did it wrong.
      It will be quite messy if you use flat softdrink.

    • @stevethemastersword
      @stevethemastersword 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Leaf Shade that doesn't answer my question, why is it messy? it wasn't messy for them and according to you they did it "wrong" so what makes flat soda different from flat soda stream soda?

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kaptain Kappa They waited off camera.
      And with actual soft drink, basically it fizzes it up and shakes it up at the same time, resulting in a mess.
      In my experience that is the case, it will erupt and leak out of the machine.
      As for the exact reasoning why it behaves more volatile? I am not sure.

  • @blakeashbourne5857
    @blakeashbourne5857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "mmmmm, Petey"
    Ashens, 2013.

  • @OptimusSledge
    @OptimusSledge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Who remembers the Corona man?!" has aged like a fine milk.

    • @holdtightadele8017
      @holdtightadele8017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The word Corona literally has several meanings that aren’t a virus.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really, YT? The 2 replies this got are too scary for me to read? wth...

  • @jackhenderson1039
    @jackhenderson1039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I want someone to take a shot of the Dr.Pepper concentrate.

    • @godfreylam447
      @godfreylam447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A Piece Of Bread ive done it as a dare, it tastes like diabetes

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I did the math on these when they first came out... its as expensive as any normal brand softdrink with maybe a .05 cent savings per oz. Its mostly in the $15 C02 can... I played painball years ago and they give you like $.50 of C02 in their canister. It was the greatest marketing idea ever though. its new age revolutionary branding "Large" looking amount of servings, and promise to bring cheap drink options to you, everyone bought it. my walmart was sold out for 3 months! these guys made bank off a well laid scam

    • @TheWiiZone
      @TheWiiZone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To be honest it depends on where you live. For example, I live in Finland, where you can drink tap water, so only the syrup and the co2 will cost you. Half a liter of regular soda costs about 2 euros here, which is around $2.75. Making half a liter of Sodastream soda costs you about 0.40 euros, which is just $0.55, so it is way cheaper.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Rapsutin
      it still boggles me that there are first world countries, in this era, where fucking water has to be bought from a store.

    • @drakesaysgaming1911
      @drakesaysgaming1911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      maksuree It doesn't have to be, it's just that most of them think that tap water has horrid germs or something. I've drunken it all my life and i seem to be fine.
      Though depending on how you look at it, that makes bottled water even more pathetic...

    • @OskarasNauseda
      @OskarasNauseda 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      we dont pay for co2 and soda stream works well and you dont use oficial flavorings

    • @tungstenivoxide2407
      @tungstenivoxide2407 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DrakeSays Gaming
      Bottled water is just bottled tap water from your local water system and a 500% markup. (Maybe some filtration and a few minerals but they spend almost nothing on that.)

  • @enzyme20056
    @enzyme20056 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your supposed to put the bubbles in the water before adding the syrup. And you can add more gas, I usually add way more than three short bursts. You keep adding gas until it makes a distinctive noise, that sounds like a fart.

    • @emilystephenson7731
      @emilystephenson7731 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ^yes

    • @GoatYouhhudawg
      @GoatYouhhudawg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a lot of CO2 gas.

    • @nfromson5941
      @nfromson5941 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      YAAASSSS >*

    • @nixnightbird138
      @nixnightbird138 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Kitchen Aid version doesn't "buzz" or fart... it whistles.

    • @3of12
      @3of12 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen to this man ^

  • @invghost
    @invghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Unless you like getting Dr Pete splattered all over your face"
    OOH, do we go to the same doctors Ashens?

  • @CharlesEBright
    @CharlesEBright 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The goose looks worried by this machine.

  • @rodentoftheastrowaste1414
    @rodentoftheastrowaste1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:27 "Who remember the Corona Man ? Nobody...." Lovely bit of prescience by Stuart here.

  • @johnorbea3257
    @johnorbea3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have it on the good authority of Gary Hendersen, who was 10 when I was 8 and lived round the corner, that if you put an already-fizzy drink in a Soda Stream, it will blow your house up.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Personally, I think cream soda is my favorite flavor of soda just because it's the one that always tastes different depending on who made it. I feel like no 2 brands of cream soda taste quite the same.

    • @3of12
      @3of12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree completely, sadly the sodastream one tastes nothing of creme

    • @sayonara_elegy
      @sayonara_elegy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Benjamin Edwards It tastes like someone poured vanilla extract into water

    • @Datskinnychild
      @Datskinnychild 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah locally theres three Soda breweries that make cream and all of them are different (color taste) but White birch beer and cream have to be my favorites

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duncan Van Ooyen Huh. Care to explain why most cream soda I've had has a nice flavor the first sip, then it gradually declines to "meh"? Not sure if it's a common thing about cream soda or I'm drinking a bootlegged brand. :P

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheArnoldification Good cream soda is rich and sweet, and it can be a bit too strong drank quickly. As someone who drinks and eats things very quickly all at once, I sip cream soda very slowly. A couple brands that I favor are Stewarts and Boyland. I generally find the brown, caramel colored ones to be best, and some clear ones are decent. Stay away from that pink shit though.

  • @Real_Xwisdom
    @Real_Xwisdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Corrona man is going to be Boris Johnsons new nickname.

  • @tymime
    @tymime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think the main draw of a SodaStream is putting your own flavors in it. You can buy better-quality cola syrup, or juice concentrate, or even make your own syrup.

  • @Itmemattk
    @Itmemattk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Ryan sounds a lot like Cousin Dan. What an excellent coincidence!

    • @AndRewUK24
      @AndRewUK24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan AKA Cousin Dan same man.

    • @Fred51701
      @Fred51701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Andrew Whitney that was the joke you silly sausage

    • @kezzer7499
      @kezzer7499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Kempf I think you mean coinciDANce

    • @heyoitskram5748
      @heyoitskram5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard that after this he got involved in crime as a getaway driver for a heist for a legendary arcade game

  • @robodragonn9506
    @robodragonn9506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love that fucking goose.

    • @Jivetalkin13
      @Jivetalkin13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do, as well. I want to see more of it.

    • @Awesomeman204
      @Awesomeman204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he steals the show

    • @cursedimageguy6764
      @cursedimageguy6764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he said it had to live in a special lead lined box

  • @drackar
    @drackar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I have a great idea for these...skip the water and the flavor packs and make carbonated gin!

  • @robinburt5735
    @robinburt5735 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When we had a sodastream we just used normal fruit cordial/squash and fizzed it up.
    Also nice Londo Mollari B5 figurine you have there.

    • @braveheart4603
      @braveheart4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks op guy from 3 years ago for reminding me of babylon 5 it's been a long time since I last seen that programme and I am gonna go watch it from the beginning again right now.

  • @bewill2003
    @bewill2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    watching this in 2020... calling him the "corona man" takes on such a weird connotation, lol

  • @ragingdonut4301
    @ragingdonut4301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I still have one. It's good for carbonating or re-carbonating drinks. The flavor mixes are iffy though.

    • @pietrayday9915
      @pietrayday9915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven't any kids, but I just brought one home for myself, and I'd definitely inflict it on my kids if I had one... I got three bottles of the flavor mixes (root beer, Dr. Pete, and orange), but haven't touched them yet: I've been having too much fun carbonating everything else that comes to mind - Kool-Ade lemonade carbonated isn't half bad! I'll try recarbonating the flat bottle of tonic I opened months ago and forgot about later. Can't wait to try some home-made root beer, cream soda, and sarsaparilla with all-natural ingredients, I'm trying to think of a way of doing home-made ginger-ale, and I'm curious about carbonated coffee, tea, and wine (home-made champagne?) This thing's a hoot!

  • @ZacharyDaveyLambert
    @ZacharyDaveyLambert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You're meant to fizz the water first, then put the syrup in (look at the side of the syrup bottle).

    • @_lucyfree
      @_lucyfree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think he's said before in the comments (back before youtube fucked the comment system) that it doesn't actually matter what order you do it in, it just says that because if you do the fizz first then you don't have to clean the syrup off the nozzle.

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@_lucyfree 9 years later (sorry). Apparently it's because the CO cannot cling as well to flavored mixtures compared to regular water.

  • @GameShowGumbo
    @GameShowGumbo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually got a Sodastream for Christmas and I am actually enjoying this. We actually prepped it the way you did in the video and how the instructions told us to do it and the taste is night and day. Putting the flavor in before carbonating the water kills the flavor...and if you don't wait, it will cause a great volcanic effect. Following the instructions and it actually tastes quite nice.
    I still enjoy the video and the rest of your videos, Ashens. I'm tempted to try some of the other flavors out there.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Who remembers the Corona Man?"
    He's still here.

  • @icebergpreservation5164
    @icebergpreservation5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:25 "who remembers the corona man" nobody, but 2020 sure does have a corona that nobody will forget

  • @taidgheshea9625
    @taidgheshea9625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    for those wondering, burdock is also known as doc leaves, the ones people say help nettle stings but dont.

    • @glumpy6079
      @glumpy6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes tis true.

    • @johnorbea3257
      @johnorbea3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope, different things. Dock is any one of the plants in the genus Rumex; burdock is genus Arctium.
      This is why I have no friends.

  • @ya9thelatinogringo
    @ya9thelatinogringo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this is from the 70's? they were selling these as if they were new a few years ago

  • @xxrescuerabbitxxgames6094
    @xxrescuerabbitxxgames6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As the years go by and I revisit old videos it’s so nice to see a return of "The Goose".
    Truly a legend among legends.

  • @LyRaLex
    @LyRaLex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You what mate? They are still quite common in Germany. The syrup is also labeled normally. (i.e. Cola, orange lemonade etc)
    Also, green = Waldmeister

  • @thesepsis1607
    @thesepsis1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Don't worry... There is plenty of time for something grotesque to come along!"
    Stuart Ashen - 2013

  • @rdubby1102
    @rdubby1102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:50 who heard him say, "my favorite sofa"

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who remembers the Corona, man?

  • @inventiondude123
    @inventiondude123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anybody else continuously rewatch all of Ashens older videos, especially this one?

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That red switch on the right looks like it's seen some shit.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Commissar Godfrey on the left

    • @ecolone
      @ecolone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Timeward Curse you brain.
      Foiled again.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vietnam flashbacks.

    • @JGaute
      @JGaute 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it has

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean I'd feel the same way if The Goose was about 2 feet away from me

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:43 "Howling Mad Burdock" is a great name for a blues singer

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is my second time watching this and I noticed THE GOOSE is watching over the proceedings.

  • @ToxxicTess5683
    @ToxxicTess5683 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol two English men saying "Cheers!" really made my day for some odd reason... It just sounds so British! (I know, I have no life...)

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'd received one of these as a gift. I don't care for soda, but often make my own sparkling water, rather than buying bottles, mix it with cranberry juice and maybe vodka and lime juice, or just drink as is. You don't need to put it in the dishwasher, as you aren't supposed to put the syrup in the bottle.
    Also, you needn't dispose of the canister. Just have it refilled at a sporting goods store which refills paintball tanks, and continue to use the machine for practically nothing. It's actually a huge money saver. Love the Flanders reference.

  • @lunavixen015
    @lunavixen015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    With the soda stream, if you use more pressure and less syrup, it takes less like a cheap brand

  • @snoMedia
    @snoMedia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    25 liters of Soda fizz later Ashens urin looked like a rainbow!

  • @ylandry0783
    @ylandry0783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    should revisit the modern versions of these, they improved the taste to be edible now! for some flavors at least....

  • @Poulpeh
    @Poulpeh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BEHOLD THE GOOSE STRIKES BACK

  • @Optuhmist
    @Optuhmist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    ok but did you guys know that when he says "Who remembers the Corona Man?" it didn't age well?

    • @Hato_Joestar
      @Hato_Joestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oop-

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is this phrased like a fun fact post lol

  • @K9CrunchieProduction
    @K9CrunchieProduction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was recently given one of these..
    Should I take it as an insult?

    • @TheVrevolution
      @TheVrevolution 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i had one i keep it around just in case i have normal soda and it goes flat

    • @Sketchoyed
      @Sketchoyed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rox driscoll OH MY GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS.

    • @K9CrunchieProduction
      @K9CrunchieProduction 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it's a personal preference.

    • @K9CrunchieProduction
      @K9CrunchieProduction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mainly use it to fizz up my cordial-based drinks. Haha..

  • @topmandog1
    @topmandog1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so glad im being recommended old ashens videos

  • @BrokenSet
    @BrokenSet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Dr Pepper fanboy, this "Dr Pete" stuff is sacrilege.

    • @AwksWallflower
      @AwksWallflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr Pepper should never be replicated. It is perfect.
      But not Dr Pepper Cherry. That’s weird. O.O

    • @nack287
      @nack287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HannahLilibet Doctor Pepper is just generic Mister Pibb

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why the fuck does a soft drink exist that tastes of matzipan. Who came up with that?

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need no channel youtube!, Hitler it was a abandoned plan to destroy Britain.
      Someone found the recipe couldn’t read the german part about it being a chemical weapon and sold it as a soft drink.

    • @paulheap1982
      @paulheap1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nack287 how thats possible when dr pepper came out 87 years before, i don't know...

  • @Killerthewolfdog
    @Killerthewolfdog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THE GOOSE

  • @LetAikoSellUGeico
    @LetAikoSellUGeico 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:49 makes me fucking laugh so much. Silence and then suddenly 'no'.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aiko
      what's ya profile pic?

    • @novaryx
      @novaryx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Martinez anime girl

  • @9Mystere9
    @9Mystere9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There may not be any more witches brew, but bitches brew is alive and kicking. And a damn good beer at that.

  • @Axonteer
    @Axonteer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I see you Londo Molari, lurking in the background... watch out Ashens, shadows may be nearby!

  • @trainsofbritain3954
    @trainsofbritain3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The.... Corona man. AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Cries in 2020.)

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is Ambassador Londo Mollari watching you do this? (obscure Babylon 5 reference there.)

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Who remembers the Corona man?" officially nobody because every 2020 comment is just referring to the disease.

  • @DisappointedScrosh
    @DisappointedScrosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I own one of these and can tell you they are almost certainly marketed for people who drink a LOT of mixed drinks and don’t have the room for all the 2 liter bottles

  • @strawbtangerine6087
    @strawbtangerine6087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Could you make fizzy milk? Has anyone tried? Why has nobody tried? I'm going to try

    • @cancerihardlyknowher2059
      @cancerihardlyknowher2059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pewdiepie has

    • @XephreWolf
      @XephreWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did. It's way too viscous for the sodastream and will make a gigantic mess by the time you're done. Also, the CO2 gives the milk a really gross texture and aftertaste. Would not recommend.

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      someone needs to try gasoline

    • @rocketsharknightcore4024
      @rocketsharknightcore4024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a horrible idea. I'm gonna try it right now XD

    • @ethan043
      @ethan043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A channel on here called Uxwbill has a few older videos called "Is it a good idea to carbonate this?" and one of the things carbonated was milk. Apparently it made it very sour.

  • @ColetheAero
    @ColetheAero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It would be funny that if at the pause at 12:27. . .
    Ashens just dropped the glass on the floor, and then we hear a loud thud of a body hit the floor also.
    and then Ryan is just standing there muttering:
    "Stuart ?. . . .Stuart ?. . . .Stuart ?!!!!!!!"

  • @proffski
    @proffski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your video presentations are better than most stuff on TV these days, and certainly more so than Sky! Many thanks!

  • @ps3tna
    @ps3tna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't wanna be that guy,but,it was only flat because you did it wrong. You're supposed to press it until you hear a couple loud buzz noises,which takes about 10 pushes of the button. It buzzes kinda like the C02 is becoming to much and being forced out,which i think is actually what it is.

  • @TewdPlays
    @TewdPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You should NOT add the flavor before adding the bubbles. It gets the machine sticky and might clog it^^

    • @Keisok
      @Keisok 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He doesn't give a shit and probably got rid of the machine so this advice was not useful at all.

    • @TewdPlays
      @TewdPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So its not useful for people that actually keeps the machines and dont know this?

    • @Keisok
      @Keisok 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a thing called a fucking instruction booklet that comes with every one of the devices. It not only states this but so much more in it too. So yes. Useless.

    • @TewdPlays
      @TewdPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha beat it kiddo xD

    • @Keisok
      @Keisok 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're still mad... and still useless.

  • @abigguitar
    @abigguitar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:30 You've probably already been corrected at least once about this, but you always carbonate the water first, then pour the syrup into the already-carbonated water. You don't carbonate already mixed up water and syrup for the exact point you made. You don't want this splattered all over your kitchen. And incidentally, you only want to carbonate chilled water. It holds the carbonation in and soda is always better cold anyway.
    Oh, and the point to Sodastream makers is not to buy Sodastream's lackluster syrup. You buy it to create your own unique sodas using other flavoring ingredients. For example, coconut flavoring and liquid sweetener makes for a fairly awesome coconut soda. I dare you to run out and find that in your local store.

  • @matzo33333
    @matzo33333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dandelion is actually quite healthy to eat, and fairly tasty in a salad. It used to be grown as food, and it's very high in vitamins!

  • @BrandonStover
    @BrandonStover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It smells of coke, so diesel and gunpowder?

    • @adamjohnson8305
      @adamjohnson8305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Different coke.

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      still accurate though

    • @jacket5674
      @jacket5674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well you must have something wrong with your nose.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We've got shite coke here in Brazil (at least the poor parts) and it smells like cleaning products. Kind of.

  • @leoman555
    @leoman555 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    sometin about british accents makes me laugh hysterically with their reactions

    • @dankmoo
      @dankmoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Is that a bluemeanie as your profile pic?

    • @IssyMomentTTV
      @IssyMomentTTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fluttershy .Windwing If I knew you IRL, I'd probably just shout "BLOODY HELL!" at you at random times to make you prove that.

    • @finnr-h6561
      @finnr-h6561 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fluttershy .Windwing your opinion would count more if you spelt words correctly and your profile wasn’t a yellow horse with glasses that features in a show for 3 year olds

  • @apz2993
    @apz2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You’re supposed to carbonate then put flavor in

  • @Towermonkey-sf4md
    @Towermonkey-sf4md 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For your question about fizzy Apple juice/soda in Utah (my birth state I know live in Arizona) we have this thing called apple beer where you can just get from fountains so when ever we go and visit family up there I usually get some and it isn't half bad similar to apple cider

  • @Jay-ei4cr
    @Jay-ei4cr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is that Lindo Mollari from Babylon 5, on your countertop? If so, you have won a ton of respect from me, not that it really matters...

  • @miymoto128
    @miymoto128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how Ashens tells him to "shut up" when he exposes that he is his nephew XD

  • @awmperry
    @awmperry 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I craved one of these back in the nineties (back when there was a licensed Irn-Bru) - then a year and a half ago I finally got one, and it's glorious. We use it all the time - but then both my wife and I are big consumers of sparkling water. The soft drink syrups are... well, lets be charitable and call them "passable".

  • @121Swaleskid
    @121Swaleskid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:25 Ashens predicted Corona :O

    • @bestgrimbarianever
      @bestgrimbarianever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know, everytime i see or hear that word in an old video now my ears prick up :0

  • @PilotFlight2Mars
    @PilotFlight2Mars 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My Dad would buy a soda stream machine, say how much we would save, use generic store brand cordial instead of the soda stream brand syrup and never replace the gas bottle.
    A couple of years later, he’d come home with a brand new and likely updated version of the soda stream machine with the same sales pitch, he’d buy knew ones, because they were being sold at the same price or less than the gas bottles on special.
    We had a lot of those machines and LOTS of the bottles.

  • @oliviawd5136
    @oliviawd5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:24 "who remembers the Corona man"
    Well...

  • @jameslawrence8734
    @jameslawrence8734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    it tastes like cheap dr. pepper. you made mr. pibb.

    • @saintfrosty6165
      @saintfrosty6165 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @GGigabiteM
      @GGigabiteM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Pibb is probably the best Dr. Pepper knockoff. I've tried a few and by far the worst is Walmarts' Dr. Thunder brand.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mister Pibb is better than Doctor Pepper.

    • @jameslawrence8734
      @jameslawrence8734 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua
      Every time I've had Mr. Pibb it has had a decent taste with a horrible aftertaste.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      james lawrence It never leaves an after taste when I drink it. That's strange, Doctor Pepper leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

  • @TheCaptainLeif
    @TheCaptainLeif 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After Barshens it’s nice to see the earlier version of Ashens and Cousin Dan.