Poundland Special: Train Set, Kinder Eggs | Ashens

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  • @hawthornss
    @hawthornss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "I've been to Poundland again! Sorry."
    If ever there was a slogan for the channel, this is it.

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's perfect!
      And so is your profile picture. It's super cute.

    • @cuphand4172
      @cuphand4172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kyū S., mine's better

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      an egg the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop

    • @hawthornss
      @hawthornss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Kyū S. Thanks, I drew it with my hand and brain.

    • @Exowave1
      @Exowave1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy shit, fancy seeing u here!

  • @charlieinabeanie9125
    @charlieinabeanie9125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    It has taken me nearly 4 years to realise it says "Super Speed" backwards on the train car •_•

    • @03amber03
      @03amber03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg...you are a genious!!

    • @heekothedutchie7542
      @heekothedutchie7542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      :0 omg!!?

    • @JamzieUK
      @JamzieUK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got it when u said that I thought it was jibasish

    • @MrCouchbleh
      @MrCouchbleh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That is absolutely hilarious. Obviously somebody told the designer to put it on backwards, and they've don't just that.

    • @Tgn2001
      @Tgn2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then it took me 4 and a half...

  • @MrAvocado42
    @MrAvocado42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    i love how the company is named greenbriar, because greenbriar is this vine like plant found by creeks and it has really painful spike things sticking out of it. who in their right minds would name a toy company after that, its like naming a toilet paper company poison ivy

    • @sampski47
      @sampski47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They aren't a toy company. They are the parent company of Dollar Tree. They are so named for the area of Chesapeake, Virginia their headquarters is located. Which got its name from the farm that used to be here, and that was named after Greenbrier County, West Virginia. Some dude named Thrasher moved to Chesapeake from there and started the farm. The county got its name from the river that runs through it. And I don't know for sure, but the river was probably named for the plant.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could've been worse: the TP company could've named their product Gympie-Gympie.

    • @tubeducky
      @tubeducky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sampski47 I read that as Cheapskate, Virginia

  • @Rexeljet
    @Rexeljet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I was in a gift shop in Mablethorpe yesterday, and saw a train set not unlike the one in the video, but it was boxed, it had an extra carriage and the engine was steam-outline. But my favourite thing about it was that, on the box, it read "excellence design". Somehow I think the people who made the train set actually wanted Ashens to make fun of it.

    • @486dx33mhz
      @486dx33mhz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Rexeljet I havent been to Mablethorpe in years, but I remember all the gift shops on the main street with the arcades, you know the one with Heron's? (I don't know if it's still there, but the Factory shop might be) and most of the shops there were full of cheap crap to buy

    • @Rexeljet
      @Rexeljet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh Knapman The Factory shop was still there when I went (not sure about Herons), and yes, the gift shop was on the street with the arcades!

    • @486dx33mhz
      @486dx33mhz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, i went there as a youngun and bought so much tat, when i went to my nans caravan at kirkstead

    • @iconredesign
      @iconredesign 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Rexeljet Buy it! Mail it to him!

    • @beeter3588
      @beeter3588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +iconredesign ashens: ANOTHER TERRIBLE FRIGHTENING TOY TRAIN

  • @nym49
    @nym49 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The breathing holes in the capsule halves are a anti-choking measure. Kids will chew on them or pop them open with their mouthes eventually, so if one gets swallowed accidentally they won't suffocate horribly.
    This is why BIC's ballpoint pens have a hole in their cap, as well.

    • @charliecooper5039
      @charliecooper5039 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's also why Lego Character Heads have a hole in the top and bottom.

    • @nym49
      @nym49 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some do: s98.photobucket.com/user/dr_spock_888/media/lego/heads_zpsdb28307e.jpg.html
      Maybe it depends on the country's regulativ requirements they are delivering to.

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** A lot of pens have a hole in the top too.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That could be why willys have a hole in the top aswell!

    • @tonyc7879
      @tonyc7879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natural selection being hampered by sad onions and liberals.
      No wonder we have so many stupid people in the world now, we've cut out most of the scenarios that would have seen them wiped out in the past. Worst thing I've seen myself recently was an M&Ms flavoured candle, in a glass cup, on the label it said not for human consumption. Like anyone would mistake a candle in a glass, with a wick in the middle as something edible. But I imagine somebody must have, or it wouldn't be there. You'd imagine anyone stupid enough to eat a candle, wouldn't be able to read anyway.

  • @widowpeak6142
    @widowpeak6142 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    THE TRAIN OF DRIVE HAS NO BREAKS!

    • @OJANproject
      @OJANproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Widow Peak What do you think it is? A train of brake? It's quite clearly a train of drive.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Widow Peak the track has a break, though.

    • @widowpeak6142
      @widowpeak6142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE TRACK IS IRRELEVANT

    • @willmanthorpe8437
      @willmanthorpe8437 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Widow Peak
      What about a mother of all nukes

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "deeps repus" is actually "super speed" printed backwards witch shows us how derpy the company is.

    • @WeekendGameGuy
      @WeekendGameGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't know why but that makes this whole video funnier to me

    • @Fahrenheart
      @Fahrenheart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It stopped becoming a Swedish heavy metal band and became some sort of drug.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Renko Usami Like something you'd find in a crate in Fallout.

    • @technoethanthomas7719
      @technoethanthomas7719 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or deeps rep U.S

    • @Sn0rlax18
      @Sn0rlax18 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Renko Usami it's not just a drug it a super drug

  • @EmperorDank
    @EmperorDank 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Anyone remember the old kinder capsules that you had to like bloody stand on? The ones where the entire lid came off? Such a pain

    • @SardisTheYardDog
      @SardisTheYardDog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope.

    • @EmperorDank
      @EmperorDank 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brady Turner Aww

    • @reptilevlogs5589
      @reptilevlogs5589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do.

    • @wir8
      @wir8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The foil was also different. The new ones are two pieces folded on each other on the edge, but the old one was single foil wrapped around the whole egg.

    • @CHLOCHLOLP
      @CHLOCHLOLP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes those were impossible.

  • @PKpaula425
    @PKpaula425 11 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Pretty sure "deeps repus" is "super speed" printed backwards. XD

    • @Failomate5000
      @Failomate5000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy moly, never noticed that xD

    • @beetlenut6980
      @beetlenut6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense to me

  • @MrSaucyBeans
    @MrSaucyBeans 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Those breathing holes on the toto "egg" capsule was incase the pod is ingested and becomes lodged in the throat. So the person choking can still slightly breathe air into their lungs.

  • @mortalporcupine2784
    @mortalporcupine2784 10 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    That Sofa........ It should have its own Twitter account

    • @FDhacker404
      @FDhacker404 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Fucking ashens spilled more food on me.
      #Fuckashens #Weirdyogurt
      This is what you would see.

    • @Sammichman401
      @Sammichman401 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DoctorPlague "you like something i dont like!"
      its genuinely like these people are wanting to be called fascists.

    • @chaoticgrapefruit
      @chaoticgrapefruit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DoctorPlague Shut the fuck up.

    • @dasuberkaiser6
      @dasuberkaiser6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DoctorPlague I don't think that's physically possible.

    • @chaoticgrapefruit
      @chaoticgrapefruit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DoctorPlague You're a troll, never mind people, he is just a guy sitting in his mother's basement, let him be.

  • @Razzlewolfflight
    @Razzlewolfflight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Good god! He's a madman!"
    That always cracks me up.

  • @advacardo1846
    @advacardo1846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    i think that the capsules in the eggs are yellow because they're meant to be the yolk?

    • @MiniMiner2600
      @MiniMiner2600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Peter Adams aww that makes sense; the White chocolate of the kinder egg inside is the white part of the egg and the capsule is the yolk.
      Hmmmm

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, the capsules used to be orange. It's coincidence.

    • @DivyeshVartha
      @DivyeshVartha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BloodrealmX Yolks can be orange

    • @KamiiKaze10
      @KamiiKaze10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BloodrealmX When you buy a pack of three and the kinder egg toys are part of a range (Marvel, Barbie etc) the orange egg signifies which one has the branded toy in it. The yellow ones have random toys in them.

  • @reido387
    @reido387 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The American bylaw you mentioned was actually needed a lot when it was first made, it was first made back in the early 1900s because if the meat industry. In order to cut back on cost, they would use less meat and just stuff the meat with sawdust and things like that to save a buck, this lead to lots of people getting sick, so that bylaw was made.

    • @sixtopian
      @sixtopian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +dan coster But in Europe/Canada, people did the same things. In Britain, they used to use plaster to make bread whiter.

    • @alexcase
      @alexcase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We (UK) use food adulteration laws so you can't put copper in butter, chalk in milk and stuff like that it was very common in the industrial era

  • @parhy4562
    @parhy4562 10 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    AVGN has LJN, Ashens has funtastic.

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Was about to say the same. What if Ashens found a AVGN toy at Poundland... CO-MADE BY LJN AND FUNTASTIC!
      Edit: How tired was I when I wrote this?

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Morgan Probably.

    • @mikeyduff3557
      @mikeyduff3557 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @blorpster6
      @blorpster6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And signalex

    • @noba4160
      @noba4160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atleast LJN made the alright spiderman game...

  • @milksheihk
    @milksheihk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    There's a Japanese type of Chocolate egg by a company called Furuta which feature very well detailed model cars inside, not quite true HO scale, I think they hover around 1/80th to 1/85th scale.

  • @TheSoraCooper
    @TheSoraCooper 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jesus Christ the cardboard puzzles!
    When I was a kid, I used to get a Kinder Egg every week on Saturdays and I was always so upset whenever I got a puzzle!
    Of course I'd complete it and have quite a bit of fun doing so, but I was always so sad.
    The toys back then were so much more fun then now...

  • @ChozoSR388
    @ChozoSR388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    If you read it backwards, "DEEPS REPUS" reads, "SUPER SPEED"

    • @ChozoSR388
      @ChozoSR388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL! Some of these companies are just a touch...odd.

  • @StartRecording
    @StartRecording 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way that piece of chocolate span around at 9:21 for a few couple of seconds gave me excitement

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why is DEEPS REPUS so funny to me?

  • @TheCheetoGod
    @TheCheetoGod 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0-3 sad onion means quality

    • @CryoDragon
      @CryoDragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It does sometimes!

  • @affine7815
    @affine7815 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "BUT THERE IS A DARK SEED IN THIS GARDEN MY FRIENDS!"
    -Ashens 2012

    • @Chef_Alpo
      @Chef_Alpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrolling through the comments and I read yours at the very same moment Stuart said it.
      Mildly interesting, no?

  • @RosieRoxie
    @RosieRoxie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i used to love those jigsaws in kinder surprise

  • @sizablelegend4072
    @sizablelegend4072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The tip of the small blue cone of fire is the hottest point

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just like my father told me when I was a child: "Deeps Repus"

  • @Anna81Louise
    @Anna81Louise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My childhood.
    One sister getting a cute toy in their Kinder egg, the other a flimsy puzzle.
    Stuart, you foresaw the outcome of that situation accurately.

  • @SandwichGlitch
    @SandwichGlitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still like how the auto subtitles at 6:55 are confused but the munching noises jusz saying "Wrong wrong born all wrong"... Which is nice

  • @franktedder1236
    @franktedder1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At a quick glance, I saw deepus repus and immediately thought Biggus Dickus

  • @Shibzzeg
    @Shibzzeg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Such shame that Kinder Surprise is now crap. I can still recall times when there used to be a cool toy you had to actually assemble yourself :)) although the chocolate is still equally as awesome

  • @zemja
    @zemja ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The address at 1:12 is the same address as Signalex, which is at 5:24 in the very first poundland special.

  • @mihaelkYeah
    @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    So, if I eat a lollipop and I try to eat the stick as well, and choke on it, does it mean US will ban lollipops because they're not 100% edible?

    • @oscartaylor8530
      @oscartaylor8530 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Kyū S. do please

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FondSteam39 ok

    • @123456twat
      @123456twat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CakepopCX errr chuba chups ect have very hard plastic sticks , not edible?

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I love you too. :)

    • @xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx
      @xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Noah 11677 it's called a joke.

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stewpot...the odd tri-face game is supposed to be a low rent Whack-A-Mole.

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's a puzzle and you have to press them in a certain order to get all the buttons down at once. Whack a mole doesn't make sense.

  • @andymadden8183
    @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:06 You don't need to apologize, Ashens!

  • @jamestheawsome100
    @jamestheawsome100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Does anyone from America remember wonder balls?

    • @NickG40
      @NickG40 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do they still make them? Haven't seen one in ages.

    • @bt1234567892010
      @bt1234567892010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nick Gregory Not that I know of. presumably they quit making them for the same reason kinder eggs are banned.

    • @NickG40
      @NickG40 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      btRaddex Damn. :(

    • @bt1234567892010
      @bt1234567892010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Gregory
      I know, right? I'm rarely outside of my home state so some palces may still sell them, but I doubt it.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +jamestheawsome100 I remember. For a while after the toy capsule things were banned they filled them with those little candies that were like Flintstones vitamins made of sugar instead.

  • @Scioneer
    @Scioneer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just a fun little fact. Dollar Tree's corporate HQ is near where I live in an area of Chesapeake, Virginia called Greenbier, pronounced "Bryer" like a patch of thorns.

    • @oldaccount2601
      @oldaccount2601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Chesapeake place is nearly and anagram of cheapskate LOL

  • @inanissum
    @inanissum 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the US a company recently started making Choco Treasure, which was designed to pass the laws. It's basically the same without the white chocolate and a slightly different shaped capsule.

  • @zachsmorf1937
    @zachsmorf1937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ah, good memories of kinder eggs, my aunt in canada would smuggle them across the boarder to america so we could have them.

  • @Krugeron4444
    @Krugeron4444 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I want to know if anyone else noticed that DEEPS REPUS is SUPER SPEED backwards

    • @yeet2937
      @yeet2937 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did ever since I saw this

    • @whisperchainsaw102
      @whisperchainsaw102 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just watched it and had to see if anyone found it out as well

    • @THEMANIACALPOTATO
      @THEMANIACALPOTATO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH MA GAD

    • @ravenjohn1220
      @ravenjohn1220 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did😊

  • @beekstermi7941
    @beekstermi7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am late to your videos. But I get a laugh out of them!

  • @CorinGatwood
    @CorinGatwood 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:54 Best Ashens eating sound.

  • @goodfortunesclub
    @goodfortunesclub 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your sarcasm is hilarious

  • @FerHivore
    @FerHivore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, everybody, “Deep Repus” is “Sacrifice Your Soul to Ba’al,” backwards; you can stop pointing it out now.

    • @coolguy-xd1bg
      @coolguy-xd1bg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't, for I have already sacrificed my bones to Slepp.

  • @goclunker
    @goclunker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Deeps Repus!

  • @Joshuafree321
    @Joshuafree321 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    OH NO we dont want children to choke on giant plastic capsules!! but we do want little children to have guns...

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      except, they are in america now. and that's not why they were banned in the first place.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the 3 out of the 6 deaths caused from kids choking on toys from kinder eggs happened in the UK.

    • @Sammichman401
      @Sammichman401 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      except nobody's allowed to buy a gun under the age of 18-21 depending on the state.
      in fact most gun owners are well into their 30s-40s.
      you are, quite literally, comparing apples and oranges.
      the kinder eggs were legitimate concerns, but children and guns werent.

    • @Eluscus
      @Eluscus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Well a toddler did accidentally shoot his mother with a gun in Walmart.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ellie Mullins
      only because she was a complete moron and left her gun with the child.

  • @wir8
    @wir8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been laughing at the Toto annotation for a good 5 minutes. You caught me off guard Ashens

  • @nordern1
    @nordern1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way he removed the tin foil from the Kinder Egg made me die a little.

  • @Echnadin
    @Echnadin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just ate a Kinder egg while watching this. Guess what, I got the same crocodile!

  • @Pluies
    @Pluies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! Uploaded a day before my birthday! AWESOME!!!!!

  • @AndrewHislop1066
    @AndrewHislop1066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guns are cool but for fucks sake keep kinder eggs away from me. They're fucking lethal!

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you choke on the plastic it can be.
      Not that anyone really actively choked on these things to get them removed it got banned on a technicality from a law that didn't even account for a Kinder Egg.
      And guns are on various levels of restrictions with gun free zones.

  • @rockerseven
    @rockerseven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 Ashens would really like Gomez Addams' train set. His train set DOES explode!

  • @machmo2011
    @machmo2011 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The annotation at the TOTO Egg bit has to be one of the funnier things I've seen today!

  • @hatlollypopstick
    @hatlollypopstick 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I've been to Poundland again... sorry."

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think cardboard jigsaw would be a NICE toy to find in one of those... D=

  • @joshipuro
    @joshipuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    during the 90s in america we had wonder ball, a chocolate sphere with just a completely unwrapped plastic toy, usually like something disney related, in the middle. i used to get them a lot and purposely for the toys, yet one time i blanked, forgot what exactly i had in my hand and bit into one straight up and nearly cracked my teeth on a tiny hercules figure. so you know what? maybe they were right to not trust us with it.

  • @CoffeeOnRails
    @CoffeeOnRails 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and I was watching this while tidying up my £100 model of the flying scotsman

  • @darrylrogers7025
    @darrylrogers7025 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    haha you are just generally funny :D

  • @GasglowJones
    @GasglowJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thought of that wretched cardboard jigsaw puzzle decomposing in a landfill somewhere for the past seven years pleases me beyond words...

  • @daftemu8270
    @daftemu8270 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ashens the wrestler that has dragon on him is rick the dragon steamboat (a legend) and the second one us rey mysterio

  • @mary-cx7cw
    @mary-cx7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this right after having an emotional breakdown 🤪 yeeyee

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mary I know right?! This will fix it.

  • @purerizzo
    @purerizzo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:54 - Alan Partridge at his lowest point, gorging himself on Toblerone.

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That DOES look like Colin Mockery....now we need, what was his name, Ryan? They are like a duo.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “And here comes Greg Proops with a steel chair!”

  • @nagaempress
    @nagaempress 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Greenbriar is "Dollartree" brand. They have soaps, bandaids, cups etc.

    • @nagaempress
      @nagaempress 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is funny about bandaids?

    • @nagaempress
      @nagaempress 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know if you are from the US. adhesive bandages are commonly called "Bandaids' here even though it is a brand name. Just like nose tissue are called kleenix here or tissue. :)

    • @nagaempress
      @nagaempress 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never knew that! Thanks!!!

    • @nagaempress
      @nagaempress 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Murphy Never knew that! Thanks!!!

  • @TDIwarrior1
    @TDIwarrior1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can find just about every kind of Kinder brand candy (excluding the eggs, obviously) in most international markets here in Colorado. They're all amazing.

  • @YoshiShell
    @YoshiShell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a little kid, I use to refer to human poop as to-to. Animal poop was called do-do. Doesn't help that the To-To product had chocolate....

  • @zombie-process7025
    @zombie-process7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did anyone yet mention the little 3 faced toy in the kinder egg was a sort of whack_a_mole thing?

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude i think i have been watching your videos since about 1 PM now it is nearly 11 XD SO many other videos to catch up on!

  • @anuv-original
    @anuv-original 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0 to 3, Sad Onions.

  • @suspectsn0thing
    @suspectsn0thing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wait, "Nestle" is pronounced "Nestlay?" I always though it was "Nestlee."

    • @TimWrightDJ
      @TimWrightDJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nope, it's Nestlay. That's what the accent on the last "e" is for.

    • @vzwGrey
      @vzwGrey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim Wright There is an accent?
      Now it all makes sense....

    • @TimWrightDJ
      @TimWrightDJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vzwGrey Yes, it's Nestlé ☺

    • @vzwGrey
      @vzwGrey 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Wright :0

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God dammit America! Learn to write out accents!

  • @Jay-ei4cr
    @Jay-ei4cr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally said Ray Mysterio too, I absolutely loved him as a tiny tot, WWE was on Fridays when I was living close enough to hang out at my grandparents house and watch it.

  • @ExBruinsFan
    @ExBruinsFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    DEEPS REPUS = SUPER SPEED?

  • @armadilloFlashFire
    @armadilloFlashFire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm from the us and when I heard about kinder eggs for the first time I didn't understand the hype, I thought it was like crackerjacks but chocolate and filled with cheap coin machine toys but those are actually COOL? now I'm genuinely upset

    • @daftbence
      @daftbence 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor you, I have like a giant bag full of these toys, they are my childhood literally, I was hunting on them to get full sets and so many cool toys were in them :D

    • @frysco5927
      @frysco5927 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weren't they banned in the us because you can't have a choking hazard in the food?

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      armadilloFlashFire so... they've always been banned then!?

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you'r a kid, delicious creamy chocolate and toys are amazing

  • @aarona7582
    @aarona7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:45 It's an attempt at whack-a-mole. The others in the set are recreations of carnival games as well.

  • @2doot
    @2doot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually, they came out with little chocolate surprise eggs just like kinders. I forgot what they are called, but they are sold here in the US in stores. They've been out for a while though... damn it, just talking about it REALLY makes me want to go out and eat some chocolate.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6 years late but I think you're referring to Kinder Joys.

    • @FurukawaAkane
      @FurukawaAkane ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TakimekoI see those things every time I go shopping, never picked one up. Might buy a fistful and see if they’re worth it

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FurukawaAkane They're pretty good, i'd say. Just don't bother with the crummy toy.

    • @FurukawaAkane
      @FurukawaAkane ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Takimeko Noted, although with the increasing popularity of gacha machines stateside I'd say that's a nonissue for some people lol. I'm a sucker for decent chocolate though.

  • @TheLarryburns84
    @TheLarryburns84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Deeps Repus actually is a band.. I looked it up.

    • @MrTheMighty
      @MrTheMighty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I found the same thing. I can't help but wonder if there's a relationship.

    • @lolguytehhero
      @lolguytehhero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Burns it's also super speed backwards

  • @twelve_gauge_rage
    @twelve_gauge_rage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know where kinder eggs being banned comes from. You can buy them here ib Houston, TX. at walmart.

  • @xen0bia
    @xen0bia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Le portique d'action".... What? Is it supposed to be "action playset" in French? 'Cause I'm French and that just means nothing (translated back to english it would say "gantry/gate of action"). That's some nice Frangrish for you there.

  • @HystericalHuntress
    @HystericalHuntress 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Free cockroach in every toy.

    • @LiviuDragon
      @LiviuDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @koirasdilluminatioy3835
    @koirasdilluminatioy3835 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when i was kid i always cryed when i had a fukin puzzle from kinder egg ;_;

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Toto Eggs - I bless the rains down in africa

  • @evankimori
    @evankimori 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dying laughing at the wrestler figure reviews. Well done Ashens! :D

  • @Lewis95xp
    @Lewis95xp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funtastic is in Birmingham... The postcode is literally 5 minutes from me... Oh Funtastic, WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE ANYTHING WORTH A POUND?

  • @zitzle
    @zitzle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:25 That's actually true.

  • @theironicmonster
    @theironicmonster 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dunno if i said this before but when he says there is going to be a knife fight i burst out laughing lol. i come to watch to cheer myself up lol.

  • @battl3rpwn
    @battl3rpwn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel as though the only reason they are still in business is because of there one customer... ashens

  • @SmileysHangout12
    @SmileysHangout12 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now kinder suprise is mostly paper not like before :_(

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, always the damn jigsaw puzzle >:'c
      (edit: and the moment I post this... Ashens got them - yeah I know, I shouldn't comment until I've seen the whole video)

  • @TheFlyingScotsman
    @TheFlyingScotsman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember when you used to have to build the toys. That was all part of the fun

  • @KonaSquid
    @KonaSquid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "More milk, less cocoa" That doesn't exactly sound like a good thing does it?

  • @hitman8846
    @hitman8846 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Somebody about British people saying chocolate makes me feel like I need to brush my teeth.

  • @thanxbutno
    @thanxbutno 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember them, I loved the chocolate and the toys too. Although they were a bit better when you made them because they could fit toy cars 'n' things inside.

  • @codyalford5343
    @codyalford5343 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the cart says super speed backwards

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:29 You can't shoot a gun, you're in Britain, remember?

    • @someone5801
      @someone5801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can own and shoot a gun in Britain.

    • @friday6448
      @friday6448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can have a gun in Britain but you need a license for it, you know, to stop 9 year olds from horrifyingly have a dangerous weapon specifically designed to kill other humans like its a toy...

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scine Bamm There is actually a background check in America and a legal age for gun ownership. You know that right. Also, guns aren't made to kill people. AR-15's and AK's are used for target shooting a shit load.

    • @someone5801
      @someone5801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bilbo_Gamers "Gun's aren't made to kill people."
      I think what you meant to say is, 'Gun's shouldn't be used to kill people.'
      Regardless, I don't think anyone denies that plenty of people enjoy target shooting. However, if that were the single purpose, nobody should be opposed to having to leave weaponry at the shooting range.

    • @GeniusLad32
      @GeniusLad32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Manard Guns have one use. Kill/maim. It's not like you can chop wood with it or use it to mine iron.

  • @aaronpratt8130
    @aaronpratt8130 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite Subscription Ashens I'm from the u.s. and especially West Virginia We have Dollar Stores, Family Dollar, dollar General,which sell cheap things. We have everything's a dollar stores like Dollar Zone, Dollar Tree, and Ben Franklyn. They all sell cheap junk like you show on here. I really like how you keep it real about junk items its really entertaining.

  • @JasonnnHD
    @JasonnnHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    But what if Kinder Eggs had miniature guns inside instead of toys? Would America lift the ban? Hmmm

    • @Edwardify
      @Edwardify 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha classic

    • @sneersh9107
      @sneersh9107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jason Corleone Yes. Instead of a choking hazard, they would then be a freedom hazard.

    • @justin4018
      @justin4018 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Except Iowa. He will annex them lol

    • @stefanwayand3613
      @stefanwayand3613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kyū S. While it is legal, it's much more limited than it is in the states, and it's quite a bit more of a pain in the ass if you want anything a bit more "dangerous." Also, I'm pretty sure we can't have anything automatic up here.

    • @Carlosmartinez-vg5ws
      @Carlosmartinez-vg5ws 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stefan W you can have full outo but its just a pain in the ass of whats neded to have them

  • @DeeManDrawsIsTheBest
    @DeeManDrawsIsTheBest 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh man, train set's bore me. Absolutely none of them do anything interesting like explode."
    You wouldn't happen to have The Addams Family in the UK, would you?

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It occurs to me that "Nought to Three Sad Onions" would be a good name for a band with three members.

  • @SardisTheYardDog
    @SardisTheYardDog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TRY THE CHIPS! P.S: Chips are called French fries in America. ~ The More you Know...

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brady Turner They also call Chips, "Crisps". Having a friend from England, I've kinda gotta used to it by now. I've accidentally called chips Crisps before, and my parents were confused.

  • @computergeek1599
    @computergeek1599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think I finally have the true answer as to why Kinder eggs are banned. There was too much worry of the inter-family fighting might escalate to something more with all those guns lying around.

    • @yasillygoose8886
      @yasillygoose8886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stankity Azz As if all American families have a weapon storage.

  • @ConorDaRobin
    @ConorDaRobin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep laughing my arse off at 6:55. XD

  • @Xeniate
    @Xeniate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Deeps Repus
    dEEps rEpus
    EEE
    3
    illuminati.jpg

    • @sethtamayo4480
      @sethtamayo4480 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half Life EEE confirmed? Has Obama gone too far? You decide!

  • @cpcheatsp
    @cpcheatsp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ashen, when you go to buy stuff from pound land, has someone (who works there) says "are you going to take the piss out of our stuff agian?"