5 things to know before asking a redneck for help

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  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Corollary: If you borrow it, you MUST return it. They may forget a lot of things, but they never forget if someone else has their stuff.

    • @bodake2557
      @bodake2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, and make sure that it’s in better condition than when you borrowed it. Like sharpening or oil changed/topped off with gas

    • @markpashia7067
      @markpashia7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially the wife.

    • @brianhoppersr.3671
      @brianhoppersr.3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And Don't EVER loan out anything that was loaned to you!! Return it to the owner and let THEM loan it out again if they want...

    • @arkikali5632
      @arkikali5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markpashia7067 🤣 You wrong for that!

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. My friend borrowed my gas can over a year ago. Still ain't got it back.

  • @ThurstonDrunk
    @ThurstonDrunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "I didn't know if I should bring a gun or a shovel so I brought both.""

    • @kevinaweseom2866
      @kevinaweseom2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gun(s)

    • @angieclouser7239
      @angieclouser7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the sledgehammer too.

    • @texasred2144
      @texasred2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      If a gun is required the shovel is implied

    • @rpeterson3951
      @rpeterson3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly, those were already in the truck.

    • @brandonhurtsky2749
      @brandonhurtsky2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rpeterson3951 Always in the truck at all times, if they ain't then you ain't.

  • @supercracker27
    @supercracker27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    “Don’t you touch it” ACCURATE 😂😂😂

    • @phillipsmith3431
      @phillipsmith3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is true, but it is also practical because if you touch it when I am off to get something, you might make the situation worse.

  • @Pyrinsomniac
    @Pyrinsomniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "How do you know somebody with two of everything?"
    Cause two is one and one is none! You gotta have backups, Josh Pray!

    • @ronrico2620
      @ronrico2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm fixing up an old truck and been buying spare parts. My homie has been asking how long til I just buy another parts truck. Just the way it is

    • @paulmoore7064
      @paulmoore7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I always say- one to use and one to lose.

    • @bugvswindshield
      @bugvswindshield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, I do have spare of every tool in my truck...in my truck.
      ya just never know.....

    • @noahw4623
      @noahw4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen 😂 We gotta make him ready for the apocalypse

    • @dewayneearley7298
      @dewayneearley7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prepper

  • @BlackWolf18C
    @BlackWolf18C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    As someone who has actually pulled down an entire house with a rope and a truck... yeah.

    • @Ahats5
      @Ahats5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I pulled a chicken coop down with a rope and a pit bike

    • @stevesyncox9893
      @stevesyncox9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @charlievanlandingham567
      @charlievanlandingham567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Z71-1, mobile home -0

    • @billdougan4022
      @billdougan4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You need me to move a whole house or castle that weights 186 thousand tons. Reply: 'I got this!'

    • @dougcummings2198
      @dougcummings2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I took done an entire boat house, not the pier, with a saws all, rope and a socket set. Truth. Oh...got a master degree too!!!

  • @LS-cy7zy
    @LS-cy7zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I busted out laughing when you said: "With that rope that they always got for some reason....which I still wanna talk about"

    • @wolfhors3_660
      @wolfhors3_660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I almost spit Coke out my nose😂😂😂😂 ...😮coca-cola that is 😂😂

    • @LS-cy7zy
      @LS-cy7zy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wolfhors3_660 I use this joke completely underrated! The other is at restaurants when I'm asked what I'm drinking "Coke please...2 lines" employees always walk away dumbfounded

    • @thedevilsadvocate8766
      @thedevilsadvocate8766 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's true. We all have rope on our persons at all times. Same principle as a condom....better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it

    • @LS-cy7zy
      @LS-cy7zy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedevilsadvocate8766 I'm latino but I'm there too! Rope, chains, ratchet straps...name something I probably have it on or in my truck

    • @thedevilsadvocate8766
      @thedevilsadvocate8766 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LS-cy7zy lolol the many different flavors of redneck lolololol

  • @tobypayne4107
    @tobypayne4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    When you hear “ I got this “ you about to seem something crazy.

    • @xxshevilxx
      @xxshevilxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not "I got this" it's "Hold my beer."

    • @nategrimm4265
      @nategrimm4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And if you hear "hey, watch this" take a few steps back

    • @xxshevilxx
      @xxshevilxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nategrimm4265 can confirm

    • @brandonhurtsky2749
      @brandonhurtsky2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xxshevilxx I got a buddy that depending on the situation will say one or the other but when he says "I got this, hold my beer" take a few steps back and start recording!

    • @VaBlueRidge777
      @VaBlueRidge777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awe yeah

  • @forsaken9184
    @forsaken9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    The whole rope thing is because it’s one of the most versatile things to keep in your truck you can tow tie down even use to make a tent start a fire damn near any situation you face can be solved with either a rope or duct tape or WD -40

    • @kimora337
      @kimora337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Always gotta have rope or a chain.. WD40.. duct tape.. a hammer and a screwdriver.. definitely all must haves in every vehicle! 😂

    • @timothyblazer1749
      @timothyblazer1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Goddamn right. :-) I keep a piece of poly braid, two 3" heavy rachet straps, two lengths of BB proof chain, a battery jumper, heavy battery cables, WD40, all the fluids, gorilla tape, and two 3' black iron pipes plus a handheld spotlight, 1/2" zipties, a CB radio, emergency water, emergency food, and so on.
      To me, I think I need more, and I've used every item in that list except the emergency rations at least once in the field. :-)

    • @FrankStein1
      @FrankStein1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Absolutely thats what we call an emergency kit.

    • @jckdnls9292
      @jckdnls9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tow strap is better

    • @skatj23
      @skatj23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget a Mexican speed wrench as well.

  • @dndjunkie6702
    @dndjunkie6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Rope, knife and a way to start a fire are as important as beer

    • @vulture3874
      @vulture3874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To quote Mike Rostenkowski, "I wouldn't go that far".

    • @capnbobretired
      @capnbobretired 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's crazy talk.

  • @sontagfamily5611
    @sontagfamily5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Lemme go get my truck" LOL

  • @lorik1968
    @lorik1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Josh, Josh, Josh! You said "Creek". You know that ain't right. It's "Crick".
    😁😁

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Used crick all my life in Indiana.

    • @lorik1968
      @lorik1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was born and raised in WV. I heard it pronounced "Crick" while growing up. Most people say "creek" now.
      My grandpa was born in 1910 and was half American Indian and half Irish. So I grew up listening to some THICK Appalachian accents. But TV, especially cable TV, has changed that. Now everyone has an accent but they've lost the "flavor" of speech. I miss it. Example: " J'eetyit?" "Nah. N my bellybutton's bouta eat a hole through ma backbone."
      😁😁😁 Flavor!

    • @gildedliberty6090
      @gildedliberty6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lorik1968 Born in Michigan, heard creek. Moved to Alabama for the last 20yrs heard crick. My ears are good with both.😉

    • @adubya1218
      @adubya1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      South western PA. Always played in the crick.

    • @kelvinhill5381
      @kelvinhill5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad always said cricket here in Ohio.🙂

  • @brada5506
    @brada5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    this dude funny, should come with a disclaimer though, "Remove dip before watching". I spat mine out.

  • @bluebasser8633
    @bluebasser8633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Josh for president. This man understands people, makes them laugh, appreciates them for who they are, is straightforward, and maybe he can help with some of the divide we got going on. Never seen one of his videos that didn't make me laugh, and everyone needs to laugh more right now.

    • @stevesyncox9893
      @stevesyncox9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Divide is contrived by media.

    • @wolfhors3_660
      @wolfhors3_660 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen brother, although I don't experience any true divide in real life but I do see it all over the MSM and social media.

    • @wolfhors3_660
      @wolfhors3_660 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@stevesyncox9893rue, the Media has done more to artificially divide us and destroy our country to increase viewership than the actual right and left out together. Freedom of the press should not include manipulation and propaganda.

  • @freiermann7
    @freiermann7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Dang I'm sittin here in my truck eating tacos while watching this. No joke. lol. yeeyee!

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah but it aint tuesday bud

    • @adamm1902
      @adamm1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YeeYee! Hollar

    • @toobnoobify
      @toobnoobify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrism6952 Well played.

    • @philipleckburg8443
      @philipleckburg8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you from Texas too??? YEE YEE nation baby!!!

    • @freiermann7
      @freiermann7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philipleckburg8443 yessir

  • @fishingnightnday
    @fishingnightnday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I finna have a fight!" LMAO!!!! I haven't heard finna is ages! I am too far North right now.

    • @mattd3978
      @mattd3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, come back home away from the Yankees

    • @philkoth2198
      @philkoth2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I worked in the jail I actually heard another CO call for a supervisor and say "I got a finna-fight"...sounded dumb at the time but it's now a thing :)

    • @rebepage
      @rebepage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry 😢. I do enjoy an occasional visit though.☃️⛷️❄️🏔️🗻

  • @joeytheprince
    @joeytheprince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My 'rope' is a chain, and it's in my toolbox just to pull folks out of the crap.

    • @chrisquas4113
      @chrisquas4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never use a chain.

    • @ridgerunner106
      @ridgerunner106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisquas4113 I always use a chain.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tow strap

    • @markpashia7067
      @markpashia7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrRedberd In timber country you use a chain. In flat areas you use a tow strap. And in both areas a rope is handy as well.

    • @pappyshea2944
      @pappyshea2944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here in Florida, we carry both. Cause in a 20 mile radius here you can go from beach to the mud hole! :)

  • @williambrown1095
    @williambrown1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    You can borrow my gun or tools. Maybe my wife. Not my dog.

    • @gunhedd5375
      @gunhedd5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The wife’s been gone for years, so no worries. But my dog is off limits. 😎

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gunhedd5375 sure the wife didn't take the truck and the dog but just returned the dog?

    • @jroberts1734
      @jroberts1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fax

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll give em the wife before the guns lol

    • @stevenkeever6416
      @stevenkeever6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gunhedd5375 TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE just dont touch my beer my weed or my gun

  • @dimesonhiseyes9134
    @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    They always got that rope
    👀let's talk about that👀
    Y'all just don't understand we just been waiting around all year for y'all to ask us to pull something out of a ditch.
    In fact I might just put something else in a ditch so I'll have something to pull out.
    Why you think we are the ones driving around during snow and ice days? Because there are so many people in ditches.

    • @cmveteto8598
      @cmveteto8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just holler at Creek Squad CB Ch. 11.

    • @andyoreo333
      @andyoreo333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I promise I’m not a creep rope and duck tape just come in handy.

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andyoreo333 it's true. It's very very true.

    • @trainwreck412...
      @trainwreck412... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ropes are for catching animals that are in the road...

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@trainwreck412... I may or may not have lassoed a cow from the driver seat of my work van and led it on home.

  • @CherieH223
    @CherieH223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Ahahahahahaha!!! "They know a person" lmfao. Yes we do!

    • @bigDwood
      @bigDwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes we do. All the county

    • @KevinLopez-xp2bc
      @KevinLopez-xp2bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigDwood ¹¹¹

    • @andreaplummer3841
      @andreaplummer3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And we're usually related to them by birth or marriage.

    • @tammycenter8757
      @tammycenter8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes we most certainly do.

    • @CherieH223
      @CherieH223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreaplummer3841 I'm the youngest of 7... and that's just immediate family. Lmao. And the ones that ain't blood get adopted as honorary family. Lol.

  • @michaelderyder426
    @michaelderyder426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Rope???? Son, we roll wit 1" logging chain! 😎

  • @Jim-gy5vf
    @Jim-gy5vf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This man deserves network sponsorship

  • @jthomas1045
    @jthomas1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I almost died when he said that about the rope! I got a 30 foot rope in the toolbox of my truck right now!

  • @adamdenver3222
    @adamdenver3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Josh legitimately just wanted to say u have one of the best senses of humor cuz itll always make me laugh. But it legitimately spreads a wholesome message at the end of the day.

  • @wthomp148
    @wthomp148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Lol. My truck always has rope in it. And... we have 5 trucks in my household. How do you know me?😆

  • @buisyman
    @buisyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Rope? We carry it because we know there's always gonna be someone who needs to be towed out of a ditch, lol

  • @another_car_guy_
    @another_car_guy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The rope is because we're dumb and getting stuck is a way of life. We like helping as well so well do whatever we can to help someone

    • @stevesyncox9893
      @stevesyncox9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I carry chain... it’s Canada.

    • @kevingraves7431
      @kevingraves7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're not dumb. That's why we have rope. :)

  • @TheRoostersGarage
    @TheRoostersGarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Josh, I don't remember helping you out, but it sounds like you are talking about me. Oh and by the way, I don't keep rope in my truck, it's tow straps, axle straps, tie down straps and chain. Sometimes you need the chain to hook up to the vehicle you're towing, and sometimes you can just use a tow strap, other times you might need an axle strap to keep from cutting your tow strap when towing that car. Towing trucks are easy, just use the chain.

    • @765Flatwoods
      @765Flatwoods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing!

    • @robbiebreaux5221
      @robbiebreaux5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s good to be prepared. 👍

    • @risennation1239
      @risennation1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always bring a rope.. Haven't you seen the movie boondock saints?

    • @TheRoostersGarage
      @TheRoostersGarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@risennation1239 Nope, never heard of it either.

    • @scottmichael3745
      @scottmichael3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Man! We have the same standard plan..

  • @andorastorm1000
    @andorastorm1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Lol thats them Holler Boys he be speaking about! CreekSquad!

    • @ogcoolfool
      @ogcoolfool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Raise hell eat cornbread fuggin

    • @cmveteto8598
      @cmveteto8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Creek Squad.. Love it. I'm put'n that on my Truck. Thx.

    • @vamountainman2512
      @vamountainman2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We dem Holler boys! ^_^
      He forgot to mention that if any payment is required...... a 6pack is typically sufficient. Even if we are engine swapping your car. Just bring enough beer to last the duration of said favor and we are ready to roll haha

    • @cmveteto8598
      @cmveteto8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course when I put Creek Squad Channel ?? on my Trk. What CB Channel should I use? Any suggestions out there for this thing? I was thinking Ch. 11, instead of 911 😀. Any Advice???

    • @stevenbishop139
      @stevenbishop139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RHEC YEEYEEE

  • @8.21productions9
    @8.21productions9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    as Yavid says “even if my boys wrong... i’m still riding.”

    • @retroliftsprs
      @retroliftsprs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If thats your boy then you should let him know when he is wrong

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you talking about the Lead singer of King810?

    • @8.21productions9
      @8.21productions9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irishjoe2941 yeah. I don't know of anyone else that goes by Yavid as their rap name. Lol

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8.21productions9 me either I personally don’t listen rap but I figured that’s who you were talking about, I like King810 though..

    • @keyworksales6241
      @keyworksales6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8.21productions9 I only know of a Yahzick and he's a DnD rapper.. lol

  • @vincentvanzant321
    @vincentvanzant321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Rope that still needs discussion lmao

    • @chadnuts
      @chadnuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like the ones jusse smollet had on his neck and bubba Wallace's garage door pull?
      Black people are are the racists now.

    • @viperdemonz-jenkins
      @viperdemonz-jenkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rope for pulling stumps out of the ground and such, not for any creepy ass shit.

    • @doriwilson6991
      @doriwilson6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I carry rope with me all the time. Never know when you have to haul something. I literally hauled a stackable washer/dryer set in the back of a PT cruiser. 😉

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doriwilson6991
      Haha yes

  • @thaiguylvnvrs472
    @thaiguylvnvrs472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I got one reaction to this 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @big_ute
    @big_ute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Only thing I wont loan to ANYONE are my tools, too many have never been returned so the tools dont get loaned out to anyone.

    • @thelikebutton548
      @thelikebutton548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've got a big sign that says: _"NO TOOLS LOANED"_ on my tool box and a bigger one that you can see from the street on the wall of my garage.

    • @brettkelly4575
      @brettkelly4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just use my tools and fix whatever they need fixed

    • @ConstitutionalConservative1776
      @ConstitutionalConservative1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brettkelly4575 no shit. Just easier that way. Plus free beer

    • @watup110875
      @watup110875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Big_ute that is an understatement, sad when a man has to borrow his own tools back

  • @kraccusblack1022
    @kraccusblack1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    hey man i got all kinds of chill i dont get excited even when the house is on fire. you can have that beach ill keep my mountains

  • @lizard6444
    @lizard6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is hysterical! I'm a northerner, but I just love southerners❤ y'all are awesome!

  • @ethanhughes5526
    @ethanhughes5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just found this video randomly and after watch I gotta admit this dude knows his stuff.

  • @bradsavory9880
    @bradsavory9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Went to jail down south once. Saw the judge, went back to the cell and everyone asked wadjagit?

    • @scottmichael3745
      @scottmichael3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao!!!

    • @JCC_1975
      @JCC_1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, here in the south we have a say'n. Come on vacation, leave on probation. 😉 Welcome to Georgia.....

    • @melsonjd
      @melsonjd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So...waddjagit?

    • @bradsavory9880
      @bradsavory9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melsonjd 2 years county

    • @melsonjd
      @melsonjd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bradsavory9880 Wow. That sucks. I know the feeling though. I got 5 years in county max for a bullshit charge.

  • @firestarter0323
    @firestarter0323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I got a ya in the mountains/woods and urban areas. That beach NOPE!! If it's over bath tub deep I don't got it. Real deep tubs are even suspect.

    • @vamountainman2512
      @vamountainman2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fealt this, can relate with all aspects of this comment.

    • @RiverWoods111
      @RiverWoods111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want my farm right up by the ocean. Love me some deep sea fishing, well any kind of fishing really. I am always telling people, those the wrong kind of tires for sand. Sure enough they want towed out. The ocean is my nature! By the way, the best tubs are the old bear claw tubs! It may be because I was raised in way northern California, so the ocean is my nature, but the cold northern ocean is my favorite!

    • @firestarter0323
      @firestarter0323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RiverWoods111 I fell what your saying. I like going to the ocean but I'm still not going more than waist deep. And I promise if ANYTHING touches my foot I'm done. Jesus walked in water but my fat ass is gonna run across it.

    • @vamountainman2512
      @vamountainman2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RiverWoods111 Haha, they using mudtires in the sand again?

    • @Joseph-ub5wh
      @Joseph-ub5wh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@firestarter0323 that was golden🤣

  • @bdav76
    @bdav76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    True story: My dad told me he'd move my first house for me with one finger. Sure enough. Ropes. Straps. Pulley system. Moved it with his pointer finger... pushed/pumped this pedal he made. 😂 It was crazy!!!

  • @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit
    @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Josh, I have to say you do more for race relations in a five minute vid than ANY politicians have ever done. Cheers

  • @chrissiler6075
    @chrissiler6075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And the Hold My Beer is always said before the event that brings the cops in to your event. You best know your local Bud light or Silverbullet distributor. If it gets to Keystone???? OMG it could be an event

  • @dudebroski9460
    @dudebroski9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I keep a chain in my truck. Nobody gets nervous when you pull out the chain to help.

  • @Adventure_4x4
    @Adventure_4x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:39 I keep straps in my jeep because you never know when you will come across another jeep or truck that needs a pull off the side of the road. I keep two 20ft 6,000lb straps and one 8ft 30,000lb tree strap, a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, a Hi lift jack and my tool bag in my Jeep at all times. I also keep an assortment of ratchet straps and bungee cords in my Jeep

    • @Adventure_4x4
      @Adventure_4x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also have a 10,000lb winch on the front of my Jeep that I forgot to mention

    • @mzjonz4056
      @mzjonz4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol.. Wow, you are definitely prepared. That's what I'm talking about and I'm from N.Y. but was always an outdoor type of person, friends from every walk of life. I love this guy already because he's telling the truth and he's hilarious.

  • @dougtriplett
    @dougtriplett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I know a guy who knows a guy. Give me five minutes.

    • @blue_moon6490
      @blue_moon6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A friend of a friend 😂😂😂

  • @rayjohnson2387
    @rayjohnson2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They chill while they're watching nascar..."THEY'RE TURNING LEFT " !!!!

  • @nicshere
    @nicshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A castle weighing 186,000 tons and he says, 'Let me get my truck and some rope.' ROFL
    See, you answered your own question about the rope in their trucks. A rope can help in a whole lot of situations besides securing a boat, felling a tree, or tying someone up. 😉

    • @larrydixon-vi7ld
      @larrydixon-vi7ld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's how we rednecks roll there is never not a way to get something done

  • @bikerbernie821
    @bikerbernie821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bawhahahaw... I love ya man... Please keep keeping me laugh...

  • @JCC_1975
    @JCC_1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You nail my family every time 🤣🤣💜🤣🤣

  • @ccook3125
    @ccook3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, for a minute I was a little wary by the title but then watching the video I was, "Ahhh ya.. That's pretty dead on.. Its almost like he knows me personally.."

  • @novavroomvroom2979
    @novavroomvroom2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LMAO..... I fell off my barstool but my beer is okay.....!!!!!

  • @fj400007
    @fj400007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm now on my fifth videoman... You're funny as hell, country boys love this shit. They have no trouble making fun of themselves anyway...

  • @benjensen4450
    @benjensen4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This video got recommended to me, this was funny and now im gonna subscribe

  • @senormofeta6726
    @senormofeta6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NAILED IT!

  • @joebuzz2758
    @joebuzz2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Ginger Billy" is your twin. and having "that rope, we'll talk about later!" some things talke about later can help heal. im still digesting my first exposure8 to u. but u rock.

  • @outdoorgal9602
    @outdoorgal9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thanks, Josh, for the laughs and lightening the 2020 mood!

  • @michellecoats6649
    @michellecoats6649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too funny. My dad ALWAYS has rope in the back of his truck.

  • @jakesgenuineanarchy5955
    @jakesgenuineanarchy5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, he’s so high energy, I literally woke up four hours ago, it’s literally six in the morning, this is the befuddling me.

  • @JaceRS3
    @JaceRS3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    man you just described my pops in this video xD

  • @madzombiemusician5765
    @madzombiemusician5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao yes sir I'm guilty 👍👍

  • @frglaf4187
    @frglaf4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Does it involve violence?" That is the Conan The Barbarian question.
    It's almost like waving a treat in front of a dog.
    "Oh, it does involve violence? Well, that's just the kind of thing I would like to do for a friend."

  • @gregsalisbury1512
    @gregsalisbury1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it! If you can’t laugh at yourself you have problems.

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow3811
    @wouldntyouliketoknow3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this guy I hope I can finish the video though I got something to do

  • @JeremyJones-pg1hg
    @JeremyJones-pg1hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh, you nailed this!!!!! ( from a Swamper, gotta represent muh sect, lol)

  • @jonathanstarett4013
    @jonathanstarett4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is spot on......

  • @denisrose9207
    @denisrose9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is cool!!! I think I need a nap after just listening to him!!!

  • @nomadbicycletours38
    @nomadbicycletours38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He knows us to well

  • @MrNumber1gator
    @MrNumber1gator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaha and always have at least 1 knife on me at all times..

    • @watup110875
      @watup110875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knife is bread and butter, get r done

  • @TruckerxMGDx
    @TruckerxMGDx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still funnier then ever. Your Hockey one never gets old.

  • @scottherrin5812
    @scottherrin5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great jokes...
    Thanks, we all need a good laugh!

  • @TehShadowDeath
    @TehShadowDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't have rope...... I've got ratchet straps. Not these cheap orange ones either. You never know when someone needs something moved.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ratchet straps for the win, bungee cords go home

  • @BillB23
    @BillB23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just stumbled across your channel and I have an issue with you. It HURTS when you blow coffee out your nose! Brand new sub here!

  • @jameslaiola4976
    @jameslaiola4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn Brotha. You did your homework 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆. Great video

  • @darlingrenee8955
    @darlingrenee8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I love you a little, Josh.
    You hit it!! Thnx

  • @brock8199
    @brock8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Holy shit I feel personally attacked by the not chilling comment.

  • @mikepurvey5205
    @mikepurvey5205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Josh, your stuff is hysterical. And I recognize a LOT of exactly what you describe. Your work makes me laugh or grin or both. Thanks for the gift of laughter you give me with every one of your vids.

  • @davelambardo6464
    @davelambardo6464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, good work!
    when sombody just mentions a mechanical or building,repair problem. It's in our DNA to "help" by diving in to it immediately and overboard with out any go ahead given...
    I mentioned my roof needing fixed to my good freind the other day. And I was going to try and get to it.
    This at 3pm. By 9:30 pm he had torn into it and had crap everywhere. I was looking at stars. We tarped it finished it next day.... Cleaned up beer cans

  • @outlawofga
    @outlawofga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn you crazy Dawg ..😂😂😂... Had me laughing the whole time...

  • @youknowwithMartyKauffman
    @youknowwithMartyKauffman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great stuff

  • @justacatwalkingonakeyboard4454
    @justacatwalkingonakeyboard4454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said “that rope they always have for whatever reason” I felt that

    • @leert2698
      @leert2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kept ropes with me too for helping my child move several times. Always need to secure the loads. Had to leave them with her on the last one because it involved a moving truck for several states away and I figured it would pose questions when going through security at the airport on my way home. Ha

  • @danielcox9475
    @danielcox9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, I’d love to see this guy with a prime time tv show!!! Such a great sense of humor!!! Keep it up!!!!

  • @roberternest9916
    @roberternest9916 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so FUNNY. You hit the nail on the head.

  • @FrankStein1
    @FrankStein1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You needed to tell my buddy clarence this stuff before he asked me for help. He wanted to pull a tire off a rim . So he asked me cause like you said i got all that in my truck. So got some tools and we're in middle of it . Trying to break bead off 1 side i get my hand in there he lets go ripping some meat in my hand. Now im pissed at the tire for makin me bleed. I punched it so hard it knocked both sides of the bead off. He says " oo thats gotta hurt " i told him " not untill im finished " no damned tire is gonna get the best of me. From that day on he looked at me as if i was some kinda supernut. Not quite superman and not totally flippin crazy though.

  • @TracyJ1963
    @TracyJ1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This should probably be offended by this, but I can't stop laughing long enough too be

  • @blairburns7519
    @blairburns7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My ex used to say "If I tell you a mouse can pull a house, hook him up" 😂

  • @jasonpickard1126
    @jasonpickard1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man is awesome. I want to shake his hand. He hits everthang dead on

  • @markpiekaczpiekacz912
    @markpiekaczpiekacz912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am the Detroit Pollock Gin-Doe-Braa I make car and truck and Diesel parts. Bow Hunt I Fish and can play sports like hockey.

  • @jamesmoran8416
    @jamesmoran8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stone cold troof!

  • @noahboyd57
    @noahboyd57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Number 1 actually happened with me. I have a Matt’s Off Road Recovery Rope.

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was fin a be offended but then I brought my sense of humor

  • @unfitforpurpose6422
    @unfitforpurpose6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You telling me I got cousins that go to a beach wtf for there ain’t nothing there worth having except maybe a cooler with some cold ones...wait there I’m guna ring Tyler and see if he knows about this

  • @deadpanfish
    @deadpanfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why are you yelling? It's called a ratchet strap. It's used for work. I got your back, you can explain to me after. Calm down

  • @RealJPMcGrath
    @RealJPMcGrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very accurate video...I am kinda a hybrid between the 3 types but have friends in all categories, gotta be careful. Were like Swiss army knives lol

  • @Grizzlox
    @Grizzlox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh once again hits the nail on the head

  • @kamrond13
    @kamrond13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm the person they know

  • @gayehenley1550
    @gayehenley1550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hysterical and TRUE !!!!!!!

  • @vastylebbq5203
    @vastylebbq5203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got it down cold, Brother! ! Love ya. Roll On

  • @conniefoxx9813
    @conniefoxx9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha.....dude, I love you. You crack me up!

  • @roguewipplash1
    @roguewipplash1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i saw the title and was like oh lord ur buyin beer

  • @BushWookie666
    @BushWookie666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah even when I’m not doing anything, I’m researching stuff, sometimes it’s truck stuff sometimes it’s other skills that may be useful to me, but I’m never truly idle

  • @rickyreynolds9056
    @rickyreynolds9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got me pegged Brother!! 😂👍❤️

  • @sarahtaylor8434
    @sarahtaylor8434 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol #4 is so funny bc it’s true. Hubs stopped on the way home at a house under construction and was just askin a plumber some tips n tricks etc.
    The plumber said, “yeah sure take this here” (some kinda motorized thing that’s 300$/day to rent!)
    He carried on sayin’ “ just bring it back by here sometime this week when you’re done usin it. No problem” 🤠
    Love this!