Hello Guys this show is happening in Mumbai on 19 Dec 7pm . Aa Jao milke Jokiyapanti ki baatein karte hain , Limited seats remaining For online booking👇 insider.in/jokiyapantistand-up-comedy-dec19-2021/event Aur han don’t forget to follow me on insta Link is in description and also mentioned in the Video
The jokes were on being Muslim and not on Allah or Mohamed or some other loving figure in Islam. But certain comedians love to joke typically on Hindu God and goddesses, that doesn't go well with the masses. Hope you understand the difference.
@@saurabhrevar those comedian and journalist should be ashamed of themselves as an indian muslim I want to say islam first say respect others religion as you love your own
@@aaryanqureshi5326 hi Aaryan, thanks for the reply. But I don't know if you are the official spokesperson for Islam or not. Most of the videos which have millions of views, the mullas or other dignitaries have a common saying that Islam is the only true religion and there is no better religion than Islam. Some further clarifies that Muslims should not wish on Hindu festivals and respectfully decline invitations to their festivals. So according to my point of view, I don't see any religious pluralism in Islam, infact it want to see everyone as a Muslim or non Muslim. It's more like apartheid, either a white or colored(black). It's almost racist. And these videos have millions of views and most of the comments are in the praise of the speaker. This is what confuses me about Islam. That's why I strongly adhere to say that Islam needs a reform, where it acknowledges that yes all that violence and thing was required in the times of Prophet Mohamed(PUBH) but those things are no longer required, because the world is more orderly and secure. And the true context of those quotes should be given to the Muslim masses. Then my friend you won't need to defend yourself because people will see, that Muslim brothers and sister are taking control over their own internal problems. Right now it's quiet difficult to see because on one hand there are people who say Islam is most peaceful but at the next step in life we meet Muslim people who argue with us saying Kalki Avtar was actually Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). This difference needs to go. Because it's not the teaching in Quran that's the problem. Teaching that Islam is the only true and pure religion is the problem. Now please don't say that Islam doesn't teach that, yes it might not but instead say that, yes the current organization of Islam is teaching and misdirecting the masses by making them believe such foolishness. That would be more acceptable to the people from other religion. Hope my response was not too harsh. If it offended you in any way, I'm sorry. I just wanted to let you know how I feel. Take care and peace be upon you.
Bhai, Jitne Bhi Muslim Foreign Countries main Rehte thee, Sabko Modi Government Sahi Salamat Bacha Kar Layi thii, Koi Bhed Bhaw Nahi Kiya 🙅 Phir Kyon Muslim Vote Nahi Karte Modi Government ko 🤔🤔 Aur Apne INDIA main Bhi Sarre Muslim ka Treatment, Madad Aur Vaccine di jaa Rehi hai Bina Kisi Bhed Bhaw ke, Phir Bhi Muslim Only Virodh of Modi Government & Always Hate Against BJP 🤔🤔🤔
@@RRRdaemon bhai sun yah musalman bjp ko vote isliye ni dekta kyu ki jab haridwar ha sath milke muslmano ka narsangar karne ki baat karti ho to no reaction or rahi baat vaccine ki to Hindu ko bhi lagri or bhartiya muslman bhi utna hi tax da jitna koe or rahi baat ki muslamano na to India ko sabse powerful chiz derakhi nuclear weapon apj abdul kalam or bjp ka natao ko hate speech kabhi dekhna musalmano ka kilaf tumhe pata lag jayaga kyu ni dete musalman vote
The message at the end made me almost cry, we bleed the same blood we walk and talk the same reach God in different ways but these politicians and Media causing so much damage at this pace there won't be Country that once we dreamed of (Hindustan) Land of all people.
Yes when flood comes earth quake occures cylclon hits we all suffer. We all know God is one praying him with different faith. But day by day hatred is invrrasing. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Rehman bhai, you are a wonderful person, I don’t think you are a comedian, you are a marvelous speaker who conveys deep meaningful messages in a light hearted/ comedic manner. God bless you 🙏🏼
Excellent message…!!! Worth spreading to as many one can. As a true nationalist it is the duty of every Indian to pass on such beautiful message . Thanks Rahman..🙏
Beta aap ki generation ne history nahi padhi. I m sorry but I don't know your age...! Just google and judge where muslim population is in majority what is the condition of minority peoples
बिना vulgar शब्दो ka प्रयोग kiye comedy k माध्यम se इतना shandar संदेश देना koi आपसे सीखे.............. बहुत खूब सर fabulous comedy along with superb message
Munnawar Faruqi should learn what a standup comedian means , I follow mr Rehman since the Great India Laughter Challange , he is always funny , sarcastic without hurting anyone
This is how a true person behaves without getting into the complexity of religion... I appreciate how he has cleared the misconception in the simple words....
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) bhai ek baat bata, man woman equality hai kya? Ye likha tumne comments mai 50% property right blah blah... U know Indian law are still not that strict for women's. Women got many rights then men but problem is unhe wo right pata nahi. Education level in women is still low. Toh padho and padho and it should be applicable for all religions not for only one.
@@sameerdureja6126 religions r created by humans to rule on others religions r all about marketing, Jannat location?... judging afterlife or rebirth were just old stories on which we started believing blindly without questioning?. QUR'AN 67:3, DOES 7 SKY EXIST 🤔...ON 1st star...on 7th Havan🤔? if we follow religious products u have some benefits, if not then put the fear factor in tham. all religions claim they r scientific these days, but there is zero science in them why would god be obsessed with only human's life.
We need a more stand up comedian like you whose punch line make us laugh not uncomfortable & hurt sentiment.I like your punch which is based on facts and poem in last make everything wowsome 💯❤️
I bought a book "Murder mystery of reporter" by Jaiprakash Jha. It's a wonderful book. I was surprised with the story. I will recommend all of you to read this book. Online available🌷🌹
We need more and more people like him to come forward not just to entertain but to bring us close to each other despite having different faiths love your work keep it up
@AAP IT cell: Maulana Al-Dhruv-Ahmad-Rafi population does not count in term's of winning War or conquer the world you have to be a true Muslim and winning hearts of people Mughals didn't spread the Islam in India but Khawaza Gharib Nawaz and many Saints like him Did
That my brother is the problem ..current bjp and paid media has brainwashed the generation so much that they think Muslims r the biggest threat to the nation ..of a Muslim days happy Diwali then it is a big deal ..if a Muslim talks about secularism then it is a big deal but unfortunately the fact is we do not condemn a kid being beaten by the main Pujara inside a temple For drinking water ...we do not condemn father of a navy being killed on a rumor of beef and chief minister inviting the culprits who killed the father ...such is our Brian washing that even after silently watching the injustice we say aise muslim kahan hai ??? Socho reaearch karo padho aur samjho where bjp has taken us in the name of hindu jag gaya hai
Mera to ek mannaa hey galat har kom mey hote hey Lekin har kom mey un galat logo ke khilaf acche log khade hote hey Lekin Ek aaisa famous Insan batao muslims kom mey jo in galat atankvadi mindset walo ke khilaf khada hey
My dear brother and sisters i also came to know the truth that we were converted to ISLAM which is not our true religion so join hand as I did and give peace to our ancestors by coming back to their original religion which is not ISLAM , come join hand to make our forefathers proud.
What a way to end the comedy by reciting your own poem which is most pertinent not only for current times but for all time. Hats off to you. Keep it up and prosper. 🙏
Waah Rehman bhai, touched my heart with the conclusive poetry. Keep going with these stuff which is actually helping in uniting India. Nothing is more worthy in these difficult times in my country than this. Hats off and stay blessed.
Dear, with due respect being a Muslim I take full responsibility in saying that gazwa e hind stuff is just fooling around and it's nothing to do with Islam or Muslims. All that I want to say is these are just false political statements and nothing else.
@@lavania7 sare muslim majority area of Uttar Pradesh , madhyapradesh , Maharashtra , Hyderabad mein jai shree ram bol ke dikha tereko gayab kr denge vaha ke log.
Who are you to "call" anyone Indian?? Or is it just because he does not fit the stereotypical image, that he is "wonderful" and all? He is as Indian as every other Indian.
@@Samar.A no some of them are like you, always finger between others without any reason, that’s my personal feeling you can’t change that. Try to accept and respect others feelings too.
@@himanshupant8466 don't get offended. try to understand the point i m trying to make. this "calling" of someone anything is problematic. aap point nahi samjhe. enjoy life.
@@Samar.A I can understand what you're trying to say. Actually you don't know what I was trying to say in my first comment. In what context I was talking, that's why we should not interrupt unless we're not sure about.
@@Samar.A Many people's lives in India, have India passport and legally they are Indian but when an Indian soldiers die they start abusing and supporting pakistan instead of India, They start supporting pakistan even in Cricket match. And I will never call them a true Indian despite he is Indian by law. And he is also saying the same.
Excellent, one can do stand up by laughing on himself and without hurting sentiments of others. It takes real talent to do a stand up without inserting cuss words and vulgarity. Very well presented. 👍👍
Wow. Great. Have you any idea what he said in starting of video. He said vaccine muslamano ko marne ke liye nhi bna hai lynching bna hai. And you are saying each and every sentence are hilarious. Handsoff apki soch ko
@@utkarshsingh1356 Satire aur humor samajh nahi aata to rehne do... Dimaag pe zor mat daalo... Even if you think I am wrong, look at the live audience reaction. They also found it funny. Probably it's you who needs to introspect. Good luck!
The poetry was such a heart rendering and moving one, really appreciate it Rehman bhaijaan, alhamdulillah! We all need to contemplate over this food for thought!
Wow, nice standup and the poetry at the end was superb. Keep spreading the message in your own way and there’s no doubt India will be Hindustan again. 👍👍👍👌👌👌👍👍👍
Rehman Bhai pehli baar TH-cam pe kisi video ko like aur comment kr raha hu cos u deserve it. Allah aapko salaamat rakhe aur aap yuhi haste hasaate insaniyat ka message pahunchate rahe. Love you Bhai. Jai Hind
Mocking about Hindus has become fashion for some comedians. Well that bcz we belongs most secular religion of world. We appreciate minorities for comfort. But everything has a limit, please remember that. We don't want to break harmony. We want to consolidate all religion into one India.
By seeing this video and listening to REHMAN bhai, s peech , I got goosebumps for 5mins.with common sense iam telling he is not related to any religion. he is pure soul human being , lastly no begger died of corana it's true.
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) bhaijaan 2 chiz ho sakti h pehli ki apne quran padhi nahi h puri ya fir 2sre apne padh to liya h or smjha nahi quran or sahi hadith meaning k sath puura padh lijiye INSHA ALLAH padhne k baad ap EX MUSLIM se new muslim jarur ban jaynge
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) hahhahaahha FIRST correct your spelling mistakes its BECAUSE NOT BECOUSE 2 ] Parda sirf aurto par nahi balki mardon par bhi farz hai reference k liye QURAN padho or smjho 3] Aurton par hath uthana [NA MARD] hone ki nishani h reference k liye QURAN PADHO 4 ] PROPERTY k liye half diya gya h qki maa baap apne BETI ko veeda kar dete h or fir us BETI ka asal ghar uske hunband ka hota h or us beti haq ab uske husband se hai or mard ko haq jyada h qki vo MAA BAAP ki khedmat uske jaane k waqt tak karta par agar LAYAK beti nikle to beti ko hi mil jati h surah NISAR pura based h iske upr uska meaning padho QURAN padho 5] WOMEN halala jo hai bhai vo rule h bht hi shakht rule jiske dar se koi talaq nahi karega ALLAH k darbaar m duniya ka sabse bara GUUNAH talaq dena h
The Poetry was Fabulaous ❤️ I am a Muslim and i am feared to say something about Goverment but you have the Gutts man. Lots of respect for you Rehman Bhai. 💯 We all Love you ❤️
Bro, all of us are scared at some points, example like lots of muslim girls are scared to date a hindu boy because she know boy will be killed by Muslim relatives of the girl, muslim community needs to come out of this, they really need to stop bringing religion in everything, it also goes same for hindus and Christians too, have seen many cases where hindus boy were killed by muslims just because boy was dating a Muslim girl, if u want to change India and society then start with your self 1st... Jai hind jai Bharat, peace
It's not always about speaking against the government , it's about talking to our innerselves that if we are at right path........Leave Government and Political views......India is what we are each one of us🇮🇳
You are scared in a democracy think once abd twice what is situation of minorities in middles east and Countries like Afganistan,Iran and Pakistan....leave religious minorities even LGBTQ of same religion arw not safe and has no human rights.
Seriously the verse you said in last touched the soul and wish everyone should think like you, we seriously need this type of mindset right now. Hope one day we all say proudly that we are Indian and no religions are above than Humanity for us. Jai Hind Jai Bharat🙏🤲
I'm a Modi fan but this healthy stand up by you is by far the best thing I saw in the recent times. You are 1000x better than people who make jokes on others religions & gods! More power to u ❤
Are u really fan of that uneducated person who has idiotic decisions like demonisation, unplanned lockdowns, who keeps mum on minority being lynched, gives ticket terrorist act accused pragya,under his rule gujrat riots took place and he didn't take impartial decisions to control it, his party curse Gandhi and Nehru. He has got in to power just because of religion, we have highest unemployment rate in last 40years, he doesn't let opposition to speak, slap people with uapa, nsa acts to muzzle whistle blowers. He overshadows his failures by doing acts of mandir visits and stone laying ceremonies. He has created a majority vote bank in the name of religion which votes for him mindlessly.
Keeping my faith even more because I am in so much pain. Please pray for me. My sons father died three years ago. Making me a single mother. Ive been so lonely. I have no family nor friends. I’m struggling to provide for my boys since losing my job for declining the vaccine. My health is poor hence why I declined, Lupus, stents in heart. Im on a bunch of medications. Please keep me in your prayers. Both of my sons are autistic so they tend to be a little more challenging for me also they are non verbal. I’m keeping faith. I know God will provide and carry me through this hard time. I have Faith!
Hindu Muslim is the topic that gives earning to political community, people like us doesn't care whether one is Muslim or Hindu. But activists doesn't understand this who ends up killing each other. Bitter but true.
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Hello Guys this show is happening in Mumbai on 19 Dec 7pm . Aa Jao milke Jokiyapanti ki baatein karte hain , Limited seats remaining
For online booking👇
insider.in/jokiyapantistand-up-comedy-dec19-2021/event
Aur han don’t forget to follow me on insta
Link is in description and also mentioned in the Video
1st time in live stream
19 Dec 2020???
Ek question he yrr ladko ko 72 hur or ladkiya ko kya ?
End.. Bhai..
Subhanallah
Hum sab milkar Hindustan bane.. 👌🔥🔥
See i am a muslim but i take those jokes as jokes and not as anti muslim thoughts.
Its true and everyone has the right to say truth 😂
The jokes were on being Muslim and not on Allah or Mohamed or some other loving figure in Islam. But certain comedians love to joke typically on Hindu God and goddesses, that doesn't go well with the masses. Hope you understand the difference.
@@saurabhrevar those comedian and journalist should be ashamed of themselves as an indian muslim I want to say islam first say respect others religion as you love your own
@Gaurav Sawant itni time se hum hi toh jala rahe hai 🤣🤣🤣 ulta chor kotwal ko datai
@@aaryanqureshi5326 . Seems like Muslim dosen't follow quran then
@@aaryanqureshi5326 hi Aaryan, thanks for the reply. But I don't know if you are the official spokesperson for Islam or not. Most of the videos which have millions of views, the mullas or other dignitaries have a common saying that Islam is the only true religion and there is no better religion than Islam. Some further clarifies that Muslims should not wish on Hindu festivals and respectfully decline invitations to their festivals. So according to my point of view, I don't see any religious pluralism in Islam, infact it want to see everyone as a Muslim or non Muslim. It's more like apartheid, either a white or colored(black). It's almost racist. And these videos have millions of views and most of the comments are in the praise of the speaker. This is what confuses me about Islam. That's why I strongly adhere to say that Islam needs a reform, where it acknowledges that yes all that violence and thing was required in the times of Prophet Mohamed(PUBH) but those things are no longer required, because the world is more orderly and secure. And the true context of those quotes should be given to the Muslim masses. Then my friend you won't need to defend yourself because people will see, that Muslim brothers and sister are taking control over their own internal problems. Right now it's quiet difficult to see because on one hand there are people who say Islam is most peaceful but at the next step in life we meet Muslim people who argue with us saying Kalki Avtar was actually Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). This difference needs to go. Because it's not the teaching in Quran that's the problem. Teaching that Islam is the only true and pure religion is the problem. Now please don't say that Islam doesn't teach that, yes it might not but instead say that, yes the current organization of Islam is teaching and misdirecting the masses by making them believe such foolishness. That would be more acceptable to the people from other religion. Hope my response was not too harsh. If it offended you in any way, I'm sorry. I just wanted to let you know how I feel. Take care and peace be upon you.
A clean comedy with strong message always wins a heart. Bravo Rehman!
#####Koun saccha momin ya momina inke sawalo ke jawab dega 👤
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Clean comedy with agenda against Hindus
@@Indian.vlogs212 wtf?
Bhai, Jitne Bhi Muslim Foreign Countries main Rehte thee, Sabko Modi Government Sahi Salamat Bacha Kar Layi thii, Koi Bhed Bhaw Nahi Kiya 🙅 Phir Kyon Muslim Vote Nahi Karte Modi Government ko 🤔🤔 Aur Apne INDIA main Bhi Sarre Muslim ka Treatment, Madad Aur Vaccine di jaa Rehi hai Bina Kisi Bhed Bhaw ke, Phir Bhi Muslim Only Virodh of Modi Government & Always Hate Against BJP 🤔🤔🤔
@@RRRdaemon bhai sun yah musalman bjp ko vote isliye ni dekta kyu ki jab haridwar ha sath milke muslmano ka narsangar karne ki baat karti ho to no reaction or rahi baat vaccine ki to Hindu ko bhi lagri or bhartiya muslman bhi utna hi tax da jitna koe or rahi baat ki muslamano na to India ko sabse powerful chiz derakhi nuclear weapon apj abdul kalam or bjp ka natao ko hate speech kabhi dekhna musalmano ka kilaf tumhe pata lag jayaga kyu ni dete musalman vote
He has done his job...it's our job to make this viral...the last few lines are something that we really need to think upon...
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
सेकुलरिज्म का कीड़ा हिंदुओं की गाँड़ में ही क्यों घुसता है 🤔🤔
@@exmuslimsahil791 kya jhoot bola?
@@exmuslimsahil791 well said
Ye bhi munnavar fuckeuki ki tarah lame jokes ka maalik hai .... Iss ka joke sane logon ko kabhi nahe samjega
The message at the end made me almost cry, we bleed the same blood we walk and talk the same reach God in different ways but these politicians and Media causing so much damage at this pace there won't be Country that once we dreamed of (Hindustan) Land of all people.
True
sahi kaha....
Yes when flood comes earth quake occures cylclon hits we all suffer. We all know God is one praying him with different faith. But day by day hatred is invrrasing. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Increasing
"And I'm crying too as I'm reading your post Mohsin bhaijaan! GOD BLESS you brother!" 🤗🥺
* रहमान भाई ,
आपने दिल जीत लिया । सच्चाई को इतनी गंभीरता से और वो भी स्टैंड अप कॉमेडी के रूप में मैंने पहले कभी नहीं देखा ।👍
Yadav ji aapka hausle dene wale shabdon ki liye bahot dhanyawad 🙏
Very well said Brother... "sab milkar hum Hindusthan bane."
Lots of Love
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No fucking way bruh
ततयतथथयणणत
यतणमतथ
Rehman bhai, you are a wonderful person, I don’t think you are a comedian, you are a marvelous speaker who conveys deep meaningful messages in a light hearted/ comedic manner. God bless you 🙏🏼
Thanks a ton Sandhya Ramesh for ur lovely words 🙏
@@RamKumar-ii5ov arey bhai sarcasm samjha karo...🤣🤣🤣
@@Rehmankhan bhai tune Lynching jab bola kasam se aansu aa gya 😭 Matalab peaceful majhab ke log gandhi ko bhi piche chod de non violence me 🙌😂
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Sandhya , are you out of your mind ?
He is constantly claiming victimhood status for muslims.
Hats off Rehman. Proud of you! Continue spreading this message. Patriotism is definitely lacking among us. Loved the last lines.
Loved the poetry at the end. Should be applied to all Indian citizens
The end of it just sent shivers down my spine! The way he asked “hum saath mein the naa?” Wiped a drop from corner of my eye. Lovely!!!!
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Do not get over emotional ....😀😀😀
@@abhishekrana7778 😂😂😂😂👌
Person like you are precious,we all are one..love from another Indian.. Jai Hind 🇮🇳❤️
Excellent message…!!! Worth spreading to as many one can. As a true nationalist it is the duty of every Indian to pass on such beautiful message . Thanks Rahman..🙏
Beta aap ki generation ne history nahi padhi. I m sorry but I don't know your age...! Just google and judge where muslim population is in majority what is the condition of minority peoples
Akal हो तो जवाब देना इस jehadi se puch kar
@@latarajput3628 jai shree ram
Beautiful poem! I wish & pray we all become an India like that!!🙏🙏
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huge respect boss..you always win millions of ❤️
Ended up with beautiful Golden Words - very nice Rehman Bhai
Rehman bhai is the only stand up comedian i like, God bless you
Last lines literally made me cry..
Hat's off to you 🙂
बिना vulgar शब्दो ka प्रयोग kiye comedy k माध्यम se इतना shandar संदेश देना koi आपसे सीखे.............. बहुत खूब सर fabulous comedy along with superb message
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄
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QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
In short !
We love you Rehman sir 😊
Hope ,we all brothers and sisters will understand this and make a beautiful India without any hate ....
Superb ❤️🤣
Ending, touched the soul❤️
Helo
That poetry was really heart touching hats off to your creativity rehman khan ji♥️♥️
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Munnawar Faruqi should learn what a standup comedian means , I follow mr Rehman since the Great India Laughter Challange , he is always funny , sarcastic without hurting anyone
Tera baap hai wo.. Usse jaake chodna sikh.. Waise bhi lavda nahi hai tere paas chut me ungli karna sikh..pehle
Jaa naa beyy chuutiyeee 🙄
chutiya munwar is more funny
@@skymarshall7379 Abe motherchod te Jah nah be
@@yeagerist4463 aisaa ni bolte apne papa ko 🤓tumhari mummy ko batayuu ke aulaad kyaa bolri hai ?
The best line "hum sab milkar Hindustan baane " beautifully said !!
Now this is Rehman Khan. That bold unique sence of humour once more after a long.
One lady was laughing the hell out of her ...now that's the spirit of laughing ..Hats off ....
Agar ye video miss ho jata to bada hi nuksaan ho jaata... school ke baad aaj acchi kavita suni. Please isko likh kar share kariye na.❤❤❤❤
This is how a true person behaves without getting into the complexity of religion... I appreciate how he has cleared the misconception in the simple words....
I'm an indian I'm really proud of it cause I enjoy Diwali Holi Eid Christmas all in one country...yaar aap seriously kamaal ho...maza aagaya
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) bhai ek baat bata, man woman equality hai kya? Ye likha tumne comments mai 50% property right blah blah... U know Indian law are still not that strict for women's. Women got many rights then men but problem is unhe wo right pata nahi. Education level in women is still low. Toh padho and padho and it should be applicable for all religions not for only one.
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) I follow constitution of India nothing else...why should I follow other law. Give me a reason..
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) yehi toh issue hai, court can't interfere.. and no one else.
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) dude there is no jung = eid. Festival should be celebrated like festival
@@sameerdureja6126 religions r created by humans to rule on others
religions r all about marketing, Jannat location?... judging afterlife or rebirth were just old stories on which we started believing blindly without questioning?.
QUR'AN 67:3, DOES 7 SKY EXIST 🤔...ON 1st star...on 7th Havan🤔?
if we follow religious products u have some benefits, if not then put the fear factor in tham.
all religions claim they r scientific these days, but there is zero science in them
why would god be obsessed with only human's life.
We need a more stand up comedian like you whose punch line make us laugh not uncomfortable & hurt sentiment.I like your punch which is based on facts and poem in last make everything wowsome 💯❤️
facts??? lmao
Yes, kuki inke total punch muslim pr h
Hme koi issue nhi h, kuki hmara Dharm kisi ke mazak bnane se khatre m nhi aata
@@usmaan9657 sacchii.. 🤣🤣 Charli hebdo ,srilankan man got burned in Pakistan, thousands of terrorist groups,. Really??
Kitne muslims ki lynching ki tumne?
@@ArunKumar-ib4jb kabhi milna tb bataunga
Appreciated bro.. hats off , need more like you in every religion..
Jai hind..🙏🙏👍
Jai Hind
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All ??? Hindus m to zarurat s jyada h baakio ko smjhao jaake 😏
We need more and more people like him to come forward not just to entertain but to bring us close to each other despite having different faiths love your work keep it up
Then I think then never seen or don't know Muslim comedian from America
Munawar farooqi ka naam suna hn ?
@AAP IT cell: Maulana Al-Dhruv-Ahmad-Rafi population does not count in term's of winning War or conquer the world you have to be a true Muslim and winning hearts of people Mughals didn't spread the Islam in India but Khawaza Gharib Nawaz and many Saints like him Did
@@ashraflunat9073 How brainwashing can work?
Last poem was awesome first Muslim I was seeing who is saying about equality and togetherness
Thank you Bhai
Ab tak kitno KO mile ho...who says about divide ??
Mast joke tha bhai!!! Kabhi Muslims ko miley nahi lagta hai...stand up start kardo
That my brother is the problem ..current bjp and paid media has brainwashed the generation so much that they think Muslims r the biggest threat to the nation ..of a Muslim days happy Diwali then it is a big deal ..if a Muslim talks about secularism then it is a big deal but unfortunately the fact is we do not condemn a kid being beaten by the main Pujara inside a temple
For drinking water ...we do not condemn father of a navy being killed on a rumor of beef and chief minister inviting the culprits who killed the father ...such is our Brian washing that even after silently watching the injustice we say aise muslim kahan hai ??? Socho reaearch karo padho aur samjho where bjp has taken us in the name of hindu jag gaya hai
Correct, Comedy end me poem ho to aisa ho. VIR das jaisa na ho !!! ❤️
Mera to ek mannaa hey galat har kom mey hote hey
Lekin har kom mey un galat logo ke khilaf acche log khade hote hey
Lekin Ek aaisa famous Insan batao muslims kom mey jo in galat atankvadi mindset walo ke khilaf khada hey
You are a magician. Rehman Bhai you are just awesome. Kya likha hai kya perform Kia 🔥♥️ showing reality with a strong message.
Great conclusion. People should remember COVID times forever.
My dear brother and sisters i also came to know the truth that we were converted to ISLAM which is not our true religion so join hand as I did and give peace to our ancestors by coming back to their original religion which is not ISLAM , come join hand to make our forefathers proud.
Last monologue was superb 🔥🔥🔥
What a way to end the comedy by reciting your own poem which is most pertinent not only for current times but for all time. Hats off to you. Keep it up and prosper. 🙏
Worth to watch this , thank you Rahman sir 👏👏
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the last line- its just not some words its a feeling that all Indian keep inside in heart no matter which community they belong from.
Yes...🙏🙏
Waah Rehman bhai, touched my heart with the conclusive poetry.
Keep going with these stuff which is actually helping in uniting India. Nothing is more worthy in these difficult times in my country than this.
Hats off and stay blessed.
You should look at pfi , owaisi ,sdpi posters where they claim gazawa e hind and hindu genocide openly
@@pja8324 tune dekhe hai..
Dear, with due respect being a Muslim I take full responsibility in saying that gazwa e hind stuff is just fooling around and it's nothing to do with Islam or Muslims. All that I want to say is these are just false political statements and nothing else.
@@lavania7 sare muslim majority area of Uttar Pradesh , madhyapradesh , Maharashtra , Hyderabad mein jai shree ram bol ke dikha tereko gayab kr denge vaha ke log.
@@pja8324 Bhai Tu gobar se bahar aa aur sach Dekh
Jhoothi aur faltu beaten bol rhe ho
Khud se Nazar kaise Mila Lete ho itna jhooth bolne ke baad
Instant tears at the end of video.every indian should understand poet's emotions.hats off to you Rehman sir!!!!
Stand up artists are the only hope these days. You guys are doing a great job. The modern freedom fighter's...
Yes if jezezz is shit then these comdey is good
Iss video ke abhitak 5-6 billion views ho jaane chahiye the... Kya bola last mein... Matlab this is out of the world.... Love love... 👏👏👏
As a priest, I feel we really need more like you , jai hind🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳❤❤❤❤
Priest???
@@TheBookloverforever BRAHMAN
@@sujaychatterjee3945 Lol.. I was thinking maybe Imhotep
@@TheBookloverforever what??
Sir, our nation need people like you. Hats off
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Bina modi amit shah k naam liye to inse comedy bhi nhi hoti
I must call you Indian, an intellectual and civilized Indian. Wow wonderful, it all started with humor then emotional message in the end. Salute 💖💖💖
Who are you to "call" anyone Indian?? Or is it just because he does not fit the stereotypical image, that he is "wonderful" and all? He is as Indian as every other Indian.
@@Samar.A no some of them are like you, always finger between others without any reason, that’s my personal feeling you can’t change that. Try to accept and respect others feelings too.
@@himanshupant8466 don't get offended. try to understand the point i m trying to make. this "calling" of someone anything is problematic. aap point nahi samjhe. enjoy life.
@@Samar.A I can understand what you're trying to say. Actually you don't know what I was trying to say in my first comment. In what context I was talking, that's why we should not interrupt unless we're not sure about.
@@Samar.A Many people's lives in India, have India passport and legally they are Indian but when an Indian soldiers die they start abusing and supporting pakistan instead of India, They start supporting pakistan even in Cricket match. And I will never call them a true Indian despite he is Indian by law. And he is also saying the same.
Legit got goosebumps on that Poetry! So beautiful. “Mil kar hum Hindustan banein “💛
7:03 THIS LINE TOTALLY STOLE MY HEART ♥️♥️♥️❤️
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Gawjaehind hind wale hindustan ki bat kr rhe ha
@@dangergamimg1933main samjha nahi bro what do you mean
The ending lines are awesome❤️& meaningful
Nisha Aao mil kar HINDUSTAN banaye Like
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JODHA💑 AKBAR 🙈😉
Big hand applause to his ending poem, this is outstanding
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True, the ending poem is outstanding 😎
wo cricket wala line ignore krna ha 🤭
Hum milkar hindustaan bane 🇮🇳 hum milkar hindustan bane 🇮🇳 ❤️ well said brother 🥺
We need more people like Rehman.. Hope we utilize our EDUCATION in the right way. Salute for the poetry REHMAN👏👏👏
#####Koun saccha momin ya momina inke sawalo ke jawab dega 👤
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Kale bhaiyye se ma chudane wale mulle🤣🤣
Excellent, one can do stand up by laughing on himself and without hurting sentiments of others. It takes real talent to do a stand up without inserting cuss words and vulgarity. Very well presented. 👍👍
Katuwa Sala.... is his punch line... Suits him...
@@allah786pbuh2 aba tum bhi to huma gao mutre pina wallah bolta ho to hum bhi saala tuna lula or kttao bolaga
That shayari in the end......was beautiful bro. I think it carries the essence and message of humanity.
It takes super courage to insult itself to make laugh others..salute
Allah Hum Sab Ke Maa Baheno Ko Parda Karne Ki Hidayat De Ameen 🤲
This was an absolute treat to watch! Each and every sentence was hilarious! And of course the poetry n message at the end so heartwarming! ❤❤❤❤❤
Wow. Great. Have you any idea what he said in starting of video. He said vaccine muslamano ko marne ke liye nhi bna hai lynching bna hai. And you are saying each and every sentence are hilarious. Handsoff apki soch ko
@@utkarshsingh1356 Satire aur humor samajh nahi aata to rehne do... Dimaag pe zor mat daalo... Even if you think I am wrong, look at the live audience reaction. They also found it funny. Probably it's you who needs to introspect. Good luck!
Pakka tu unbhakt hai tu chanu dar.
Teri soch gaye ke gu jaisi hai change kr
@@dhananjaycharu tere jaisa chi... Nhi dekha
@@beingafzystar1504 dekhoge bhi nahi.. I am unique...
Thank You Rehman Bhai for reciting my nazm ❤️
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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The poetry was such a heart rendering and moving one, really appreciate it Rehman bhaijaan, alhamdulillah!
We all need to contemplate over this food for thought!
This type of guy want to unite hindustan and live with peace, love ❤️🙏🇮🇳 Jai Hind
Wow, nice standup and the poetry at the end was superb. Keep spreading the message in your own way and there’s no doubt India will be Hindustan again.
👍👍👍👌👌👌👍👍👍
Pride to have such Muslim brothers in Our India
Rehman Bhai pehli baar TH-cam pe kisi video ko like aur comment kr raha hu cos u deserve it. Allah aapko salaamat rakhe aur aap yuhi haste hasaate insaniyat ka message pahunchate rahe. Love you Bhai. Jai Hind
Love From Maharashtra 🇮🇳💞🇮🇳
Shazi
Sir this set is absolutely amazing 🤩 Thank you very much ❤️❤️
Wow that poetry gave me goosebumps ❣️❣️❣️
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 it's OK bro he is a also Anti Hindu stand up comedian ! But these so called modern people can't understand this
Mocking about Hindus has become fashion for some comedians. Well that bcz we belongs most secular religion of world. We appreciate minorities for comfort. But everything has a limit, please remember that. We don't want to break harmony. We want to consolidate all religion into one India.
The vaccine thing is really true .
Some of my frnds were telling me the same and even they were not able to convince anyone at the home .
By seeing this video and listening to REHMAN bhai, s peech , I got goosebumps for 5mins.with common sense iam telling he is not related to any religion. he is pure soul human being , lastly no begger died of corana it's true.
Amazing..the last lines wr truth..nothing but truth..we need to follow tht...hats off to such openness and fearless words
👏 Very Entertaining , End ki Sayari to Superb hai.... Ekdam Sahi baate Dil ko chuu gayi 👍
You never disappoint us with your poetry and stand up comedy 😌
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Fabulous show,,you are amazing person sir 🙏
This man's scence of humour is on another peak🔥❣️
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And your English ooofffffffff 🔥🥵
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@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) bhaijaan
2 chiz ho sakti h
pehli ki apne quran padhi nahi h puri
ya fir 2sre apne padh to liya h or smjha nahi
quran or sahi hadith meaning k sath puura padh lijiye
INSHA ALLAH padhne k baad ap EX MUSLIM se new muslim jarur ban jaynge
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) hahhahaahha
FIRST correct your spelling mistakes
its BECAUSE NOT BECOUSE
2 ] Parda sirf aurto par nahi balki mardon par bhi farz hai
reference k liye QURAN padho or smjho
3] Aurton par hath uthana [NA MARD] hone ki nishani h
reference k liye QURAN PADHO
4 ] PROPERTY k liye half diya gya h
qki maa baap apne BETI ko veeda kar dete h or fir us BETI ka asal ghar uske hunband ka hota h or us beti haq ab uske husband se hai
or mard ko haq jyada h qki vo MAA BAAP ki khedmat uske jaane k waqt tak karta
par agar LAYAK beti nikle to beti ko hi mil jati h
surah NISAR pura based h iske upr uska meaning padho QURAN padho
5] WOMEN halala jo hai bhai vo rule h
bht hi shakht rule jiske dar se koi talaq nahi karega
ALLAH k darbaar m duniya ka sabse bara GUUNAH talaq dena h
Seeing him after so long! Totally forgot about this gem!
Enjoyed so much and Learned something in the end The Message given is humanity ❤️ 🇮🇳. Hum Milker Hindustan Bane
The last lines touched the heart♥️♥️
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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The last statements touched my heart... No option but to follow you brother ....
The Best Indian Comedian.. he is a Blend of
Humour,
Class,
Satire,
Patriotism,
Amazingggg Performer..
Zindabad Rehman Bhai.. 👍👍
Like I was born and bought up in Kurla and every. Statements of Kurla were true and funny asf 😂
I was born and brought up one station ahead of kurla ...that is Sion 👍
What a fabulous stand-up! Lovely ❤️
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The Poetry was Fabulaous ❤️ I am a Muslim and i am feared to say something about Goverment but you have the Gutts man. Lots of respect for you Rehman Bhai. 💯 We all Love you ❤️
Fir victim card khela 🤣🤣🤣
Bro, all of us are scared at some points, example like lots of muslim girls are scared to date a hindu boy because she know boy will be killed by Muslim relatives of the girl, muslim community needs to come out of this, they really need to stop bringing religion in everything, it also goes same for hindus and Christians too, have seen many cases where hindus boy were killed by muslims just because boy was dating a Muslim girl, if u want to change India and society then start with your self 1st... Jai hind jai Bharat, peace
It's not always about speaking against the government , it's about talking to our innerselves that if we are at right path........Leave Government and Political views......India is what we are each one of us🇮🇳
You are scared in a democracy think once abd twice what is situation of minorities in middles east and Countries like Afganistan,Iran and Pakistan....leave religious minorities even LGBTQ of same religion arw not safe and has no human rights.
Darta vahi h bhai jiske mann m paap h aur dusro k lie nfrατ h😏👉 jo majority of u ppl have
Usko hataa do dimag se fear will be gone
Seriously the verse you said in last touched the soul and wish everyone should think like you, we seriously need this type of mindset right now. Hope one day we all say proudly that we are Indian and no religions are above than Humanity for us. Jai Hind Jai Bharat🙏🤲
Last Line Touch our Heart 🙂
Love you Bro 🙏🙏🙏
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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Be misaal shayari.
Aap ki door andeshi ko salaam.
ALLAH aap ko dono jahaan me AALA mukam ataa kary.
AAMEEN.
Bohut hua Hindu Muslim, hum milke Hindustan bone- very nice line! Thank you sir! Salute
True brother
@Romantic status (stk) love Jihad kya hei bhai
इसहिंदू मुस्लिम से समुद्र मंथन की तरह से पहले ज़हर निकलेगा
फिर अमृत औरसब शुद्ध हो जाएगा , बहस ज़रूरी है ।
Gawjaehind wale hindustan bnane ki bat kr rhe 🤯😂
Muslims brotherhood kewal muslims ke liye hai .. hinduon ko chutiya bnana bnd kro
Poetry at the end was really heart touching. This should be listened by our leaders.
Too good and cool. Humor with a big message to everyone.
Exactly. He is a masterpeice.
@@ashecreates #####Koun saccha momin ya momina inke sawalo ke jawab dega 👤
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I have tears in my eyes. We all are equal
ye Rehman kitna jhut bolta hai?
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality..👍✌😊.
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 .
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good hearted man with skillful comedy.
I was almost sleeping till he recited the poetry. Woke me up.
I'm a Modi fan but this healthy stand up by you is by far the best thing I saw in the recent times. You are 1000x better than people who make jokes on others religions & gods! More power to u ❤
U r right bro
Are u really fan of that uneducated person who has idiotic decisions like demonisation, unplanned lockdowns, who keeps mum on minority being lynched, gives ticket terrorist act accused pragya,under his rule gujrat riots took place and he didn't take impartial decisions to control it, his party curse Gandhi and Nehru. He has got in to power just because of religion, we have highest unemployment rate in last 40years, he doesn't let opposition to speak, slap people with uapa, nsa acts to muzzle whistle blowers. He overshadows his failures by doing acts of mandir visits and stone laying ceremonies. He has created a majority vote bank in the name of religion which votes for him mindlessly.
Your choice is too bad...😭
@@Justforfun-td8zt wow thank u 🤩
#####Koun saccha momin ya momina inke sawalo ke jawab dega 👤
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Keeping my faith even more because I am in so much pain. Please pray for me. My sons father died three years ago. Making me a single mother. Ive been so lonely. I have no family nor friends. I’m struggling to provide for my boys since losing my job for declining the vaccine. My health is poor hence why I declined, Lupus, stents in heart. Im on a bunch of medications. Please keep me in your prayers. Both of my sons are autistic so they tend to be a little more challenging for me also they are non verbal. I’m keeping faith. I know God will provide and carry me through this hard time. I have Faith!
Have faith in God, and don't loose hope. You will be fine one day and when you will look back to this time, you will realise how powerful you were :-)
We all pray to Almighty for your health n well being. Keep faith as faith can even move the mountains. You n your kids will be in our prayers.
Prayers bhai 🙏 don't lose the hope
Don't loose hope
God is one surely you are being tested in life but the day is coming when you going to shine again and happy ever after
Allah bless you
So good to see such intelligently written scripts
Quran ke aage ye kuch bhi nahi
@laah rassu Quran me bhi comedy chalti hai kya bhaiya?😁
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@@laaheloha7890 I want to read Quranic comedy too
@@rahulroyz ae khabeez sharm kar
Hindu Muslim is the topic that gives earning to political community, people like us doesn't care whether one is Muslim or Hindu. But activists doesn't understand this who ends up killing each other. Bitter but true.
When you want to be a stand-up comedian and poet at the same time. Well, it was really nice.
The ending poem is actually an initiator...
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By whom??
Being a centrist secular hindu i love to watch rehman Bhai.... U really do best comedy
I hate centrist more than right wing, fucking stand for something
@@apoorv_mc who are you to dictate him?? His papa??
@@AA-cl5nk concerned citizen