Ross's Game Dungeon: Quadralien

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  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Sometimes, I wonder if Ross has the power to will games in existence just to review them in game dungeon.

    • @pimpmasterx7
      @pimpmasterx7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I don't just wonder. I believe it as fact

    • @natfailsyoutube8163
      @natfailsyoutube8163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Kind of a reverse Mandela effect... where reality is shifted to an alternative timeline where these games existed all along

    • @aidanlol5239
      @aidanlol5239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Based on how obscure a majority of the games he looks at are, I wouldn't be surprised if they where. A majority (If I remember correctly) end with a fairly similar "haha you're screwed there's still a threat existing" detail, which may tie all these games together.

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not all of them, but Spiderbot definitely was one.

    • @MadManW1thABox
      @MadManW1thABox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If thats the case, Polaris's wonky timeline is because he didn't get the dates right and he had to shift the blame to the band to avoid getting found out.

  • @poorinspirit1982
    @poorinspirit1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I like how you beat games that are not only rare, but so rare you cannot even cheat by looking it up on the internet

    • @Zach_D
      @Zach_D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your profile pic! IM ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK

    • @Lwyte17
      @Lwyte17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Smith What're you guys DOING?

    • @deathsheadknight2137
      @deathsheadknight2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's not cheating to look up how to beat adventure games

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That might be why they are rare.
      I mean how many people used a god mode cheat in Doom/2?
      I know I sure did.

  • @Raven_Frame
    @Raven_Frame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    Finally, sweet mercy. I was suffering Game Dungeon Withdrawal.

    • @Hadkek
      @Hadkek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raven Dude, yes!

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's a serious condition.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agreed

    • @Ratcaller
      @Ratcaller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY!

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *YES ME TOO*

  • @Dragoderian
    @Dragoderian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Ross' exact words: "I've never seen aliens that look like *this*"
    Suspicious!

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God has blessed him with an interesting life.

    • @derinedala5032
      @derinedala5032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He finished that game sent by aliens (without telling us) and got beamed up and had to escape

  • @henkilepsilon6396
    @henkilepsilon6396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I must say, as much as I wouldn't call this a great or necessarily even fun game, the constant need to; manage resources, be extremely careful when doing anything, the constant never ending need to hurry up, and the looming sense of paranoia at all times really does sound like the work environment of someone trying to clean up a radioactive disaster.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The only real way you can derive fun out of this is the satisfaction of making progress through each level cluster, and having an over-the-top happy ending where you basically are the best hero ever and get all the money, sexual partners, and anything else you'd ever want. THAT's how you end a hard game.

    • @Sierra026
      @Sierra026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And your reward is... radiation poisoning!
      Congratulations! You have successfully contained the nuclear fuel rods and prevented a China syndrome event! Due to the amount of radiation your body has absorbed, however, you yourself must be isolated from the rest of society. No returning home, visiting your family, or financial compensation, just some morphine pills to ease your way into an early grave.
      Oh, by the way, here's a mention in the papers for your efforts. You earned it.

    • @GodNoodle_
      @GodNoodle_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of Xcom 2.

    • @TutiMuse
      @TutiMuse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I work at a school and it's pretty much the same

    • @valletas
      @valletas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sierra026 but we cant let you go alone because you might tell people about other design flaws and make our country look bad so we will put you into watch 24 7 so you never ever talk to anybody for the rest of your life
      Sorry

  • @fudgegorilla
    @fudgegorilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I'm glad to see The Quadralien queen acting in roles again.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *mother

    • @fudgegorilla
      @fudgegorilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm not your mother.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's a relief.

  • @shogun2215
    @shogun2215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    This was Game Dungeon Gold. Awards, interesting game, fantastic humor, referencing previous episodes. Top Quality.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shogun should i watch it, without spoiling anything, if i want to have another one out by playing all previous videos (except carnevil and go to hell)

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you were right, it was gold

    • @user-ze3tq9hf9i
      @user-ze3tq9hf9i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shogun
      Don't forget about great soundtrack.

    • @drewbocop
      @drewbocop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every episode is gold. Every video Ross makes is gold. One of the few content creators where I hit like before I even start the video.

    • @eduardog3000
      @eduardog3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget unlocking something that isn't available anywhere on the internet (the Level 2 code).

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The robot voice Ross uses here, also at the start of the Spiderbot episode sounds a lot like H3mmer I just noticed. I keep expecting him to go "Play the game, Civvie."

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “No Python.”

    • @MelvinDukowski
      @MelvinDukowski ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe Civvie's cell is located in a deep level of the Game Dungeon

  • @matthayward7889
    @matthayward7889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    New Game dungeon? On a game I’ve never remotely heard of? Awesome!

    • @turbografx16
      @turbografx16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must follow the same channels I do. Think I've seen you st ForgottenWeapons and Scholaglagiatoria also.

  • @SomePointlessShit
    @SomePointlessShit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I don’t usually like commenting but I have to say this is my favourite channel on TH-cam. Ross stands to be one of the most interesting people I’ve come across ever, he has an incredibly unique outlook on everything almost like he’s stared into the eye of madness and wants to share the tale.
    This video was uploaded as I was admitted into hospital after being operated on, it’s probably the morphine that’s encouraging me to write this but for someone with a selection of holes cut in him I couldn’t be happier

    • @judgeprime3730
      @judgeprime3730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Writing from the future! Hope all those holes healed up

    • @lonewanderer1122
      @lonewanderer1122 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like the other guy commented, I too am from the future, and hope you're healed up, pal!

    • @HardwareFahrrad
      @HardwareFahrrad ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly wonder if this person is okay, I mean he hasn't responded even after 5 months since the first reply. It's really concerning.

    • @Viperclarkx01
      @Viperclarkx01 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HardwareFahrrad Me too, I hope he's okay

    • @HardwareFahrrad
      @HardwareFahrrad ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Viperclarkx01 Yeah, stuff like this is so horrible...

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    15:30 This is why Game Dungeon is not just my favourite thing on the internet - it's my favourite _thing_ period. Ross is able to make me angry and upset about stuff I haven't even heard of and will never affect me. I hadn't heard of Quadralien before now, and I knew within seconds of the video starting that I'd never play this game. But now I'm so furious at cheat sites copy-pasting incorrect information that I *have* to see the end of this game. Everything depends on it now. Life has meaning now.
    [/unpause]

  • @Vintodrimmer
    @Vintodrimmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    It never fails to amaze me how some old games seem to have crazy and detailed backstories for somewhat simplistic gameplay.
    One of my favorite examples is "Vangers". The game is basically a top-down driving/trading/fighting open world with destructible environment and freedom of action, but the story is about post-humans-insects, chains of worlds, parallel dimensions, philosophy and what not. Even the game manual is in character.
    Wonder if Ross has heard of it.

    • @nopopolasturber
      @nopopolasturber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wonder if anybody has heard of it outside of ex-ussr

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I saw mandaloregaming review it, that game looks pretty crazy

    • @Vintodrimmer
      @Vintodrimmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, it was localized and people have heard of "Ex Machina (Hard Truck Apocalypse)" from the same studio.
      But then again, some games that Ross covers are pretty obscure.

    • @Vintodrimmer
      @Vintodrimmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll have too look at it. Never finished it myself.

    • @MrAntifreezer
      @MrAntifreezer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold up, Vangers was made by the same studio that made Ex Machina? Goddamn

  • @Stupoider
    @Stupoider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's biographical because it shows Ross's ongoing efforts to remove the mould from every place he's ever lived.

  • @narclump6143
    @narclump6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a certified welder, I can say that if they crammed a requirement for a welding cert in the game, that space station would be gone before you’d even be able to take the test.

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Is this the spiritual successor to Spiderbot?

    • @crisis8v88
      @crisis8v88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Quadralien is the logical, deterministic conscious mind and Spiderbot is the dreamlike, unfathomable subconscious mind.

    • @MrSpvdes
      @MrSpvdes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nailed it !

    • @villager1035
      @villager1035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *Spiderbot!*

    • @thebatter2127
      @thebatter2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't NEED drugs because I already know what I'm going to find, more spider bot.

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this the prequel?
      The sequel?
      *Spiderbot!*

  • @Toanon
    @Toanon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    YOU NEED TO PRESS THE *QUIT KEY*
    NOT THE *ESCAPE KEY*
    *DO YOU UNDERSTA-*

    • @mroguzhan1083
      @mroguzhan1083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Toa I am fucking died of laughter. LOL

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *BARK BARK BARK* !

    • @thebatter2127
      @thebatter2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      _SCRUB_

    • @thebatter2127
      @thebatter2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Toa
      8:19
      There, I kept forgetting the timestamp for that glorious moment.

    • @SuperTed641
      @SuperTed641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY OF THEE I S-

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    That's actually a pretty metal ending

    • @HorsemanOfIdiocracy
      @HorsemanOfIdiocracy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is also the ending to the first Descent. Metal indeed.

    • @Xeotroid
      @Xeotroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And Ross used Descent music in the video. Coincidence?

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Coincidescent

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't help but wonder if there's more to it than that.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _DAMN YOU, LIVINGSTOOOOONE!!!_

  • @Cristianhll
    @Cristianhll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ending song/theme/music: [AMIGA MUSIC] Quadralien -02- Theme 02

    • @Nigel1993
      @Nigel1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @psychodad4434
    @psychodad4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can’t stop rewatching this series. I do it about once a year.

  • @QuadrAlien
    @QuadrAlien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Also, on the subject of the "otherspace"... That's you breaking out of the level's area in memory and going into the rest of the game data. As you can imagine, wandering around there can cause serious issues, especially if you start giving the "level" what for with the laser. :P

  • @wadewilson924
    @wadewilson924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Oh I've been having a shitty day, thank God there's a new Game Dungeon

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every day Ross uploads an episode of Game Dungeon is a good day

    • @wadewilson924
      @wadewilson924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You'reThatMantis Amen Amen🙏🙏🙏

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here man. Same here.

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope your day got better

  • @waddledee474
    @waddledee474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "sorry"
    I lost it

  • @Looneyboy
    @Looneyboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    this whole week ive just been rewatching your old game dungeons and damn you are badass for uploading right when my spreee was done

  • @PsychoticNinja
    @PsychoticNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ross, you are truly insane. But the good kind of insane. The kind that's willing to go to the depths of Hell, just to get answers, and share them with the rest of the world.

  • @handle8601
    @handle8601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh shiiiit, the Quadralien theme is a David Whittaker track! No wonder its sick as hell.

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I can tell whoever wrote this had some aspirations here."
    That line made me giggle a bit.

  • @SandvichMug
    @SandvichMug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I appreciate the amount of effort Ross puts into his videos, he plays the games til the end no matter how retarded or bad the design is to show us the journey and the ending.

    • @jiminyjustin
      @jiminyjustin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DrGhostrich no, not always.

    • @rexacan1018
      @rexacan1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DrGhostrich Not with all of them he didn't finish "Life is strange" but it's ok that game is shit anyways

    • @jiminyjustin
      @jiminyjustin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noah Mullis and Wolfenstein “we need you defending us on ze mg42” black sun

    • @rexacan1018
      @rexacan1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JiminyJustin Oh yeah forgot about that one my bad.

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ross finds a completely playable and non dos game that's pretty bad in terms of story only.
      Ross: "Oh man, fuck no, I can't finish this"!
      Finds an old dos game with shitty controls, rigged gameplay and floppy saves.
      Ross: "Yeah, I can get this done in a week or so".

  • @OptionalBean
    @OptionalBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    BIOGRAPHICAL

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "The game doesn't charge you to save"
    .......and now we have MGS

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dyo Kasparov How the gaming world has fallen.

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ronald Hazelton I don't know what konami were thinking, are they really this greedy? are they really this stupid?

    • @pimpmasterx7
      @pimpmasterx7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ea sells dlc for their dlc's (sims4)
      and now this
      microtrans hopefully will not be the future for gaming but it will take everyone to refuse to purchase these games that ask full price for a game and then charge for saves.
      / tho microtrans in ftp is ok in my book so long as its decoration(like fortnite)/ doesnt give an unfair advantage (ptw)

    • @Rement1
      @Rement1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Took me a while to understand that it is Metal Gear Survive and not Metal Gear Solid...

    • @-inputoutput
      @-inputoutput 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah but to be fair weve had mmo games do the exact same thing for a long ass time but virtually nobody got pissed off, and some of them were monthly payment-based subscriptions, not one-time purchases
      but also to be fair, fuck konami for eternity, obviously

  • @reNINTENDO
    @reNINTENDO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've never seen aliens that look like this." I love those little "Wait, what?!" lines you put in Game Dungeon, Ross. Top notch stuff.

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    BJ! We need you defending us with the MG42!

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how is that relevant here

    • @paperbullet1945
      @paperbullet1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That man is a SPY!

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      paperbullet1945 *High pitched, off note* Grenade

    • @fightingtypegymleadermicha1539
      @fightingtypegymleadermicha1539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *bj we need you defending us with the mg42*

    • @thebatter2127
      @thebatter2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *THEY'RE IN THE WALLS!* No wait that's aliens.

  • @bloodmachine6049
    @bloodmachine6049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was a wonderful episode, while every Game Dungeon tends to be one of the best things on youtube, This one just felt so deeply intriguing, given the subject material.

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I shouldn't have watched this while tired. I'm so confused.

    • @mrfreeman1763
      @mrfreeman1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just said the Quadraliens zap you of your energy...
      Coincidence? I Think Not !

  • @GlemWalker
    @GlemWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Ross
    Yes

  • @thebatter2127
    @thebatter2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just from the thumbnail, you can already tell this video is going to be an adventure.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quadralien, Captain Zzap, Baldies, and Contraption Zack are my favorite Game Dungeons alongside Armed and Delirious.
    There's just something about these really obscure old PC games that really goes well with Ross's style.

  • @QuadrAlien
    @QuadrAlien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Well, there goes people asking me where I got the username from.
    Come to think of it, I think some friends will say this explains a few things about me, as well. :)

    • @valletas
      @valletas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have to say its a cool name

  • @mr.itches3165
    @mr.itches3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My day has been made. Thank you, Ross.

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Today has been really bad for me. Lots of stress and I couldn't sleep at all last night. So thanks Ross.

  • @CaptmagiKono
    @CaptmagiKono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love games like these, rare they may be. Seeing the game through the eyes of a controller who can only see a simplified/symbolic version of the world being sensed by the technology they are using. I get this same feeling from that game "Duskers" which is actually pretty similar in some ways to Quadralien, wish more devs would use this sort of visual style.

  • @SNOUPS4
    @SNOUPS4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nice episode, thanks for having made it!
    The "biographical" award picture is brilliant, by the way :D

  • @rezaka116
    @rezaka116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Captain Zapp, and now Quadralien...
    Ross is going more and more insane with each episode

  • @masterofsupersonicbroccoli9595
    @masterofsupersonicbroccoli9595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your videos Ross! Old video and obscure video games are my crack, and watching your videos are the best way to get them. Thank you so much!! Can't wait for more

  • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
    @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This couldn't have been published at a better time.

  • @BunkerDweller
    @BunkerDweller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love that Descent background music

  • @kittenstomper198
    @kittenstomper198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    another game dungeon? ill get my popcorn.

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      POPCORN. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE STORE. GOD DAMMIT.

  • @dermaniac5205
    @dermaniac5205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh YES! Another game dungeon! This is the only show on youtube that will put a smile on my face no matter how depressed I am. THANK YOU.

  • @Chuncsy
    @Chuncsy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big ups Ross, you introduced me to a new game I've never heard of, then did all the heavy lifting of actually getting it working, and then beating it, all while making an entertaining video about it. Well done, if only the quadraliens didn't get to me first....

  • @CommissarWombat
    @CommissarWombat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was literally just thinking about how awesome it would be, if there was a Game Dungeon episode released today. That's freaky.

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well i've been thinking the same for past 2 months, so

  • @iamnemptybag
    @iamnemptybag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Ross, I don't comment much man, but I just thought that I'd thank you for creating content for us that's always top quality and never compromising that despite what you may or may not be dealing with. I've been around these parts since Freeman's Mind's first April fools episode, and lemme tell ya (if you didn't know) but seeing this channel grow and find itself and evolve to what it is has been damn near amazing. From breaking with Machinima, to meeting self-imposed Christmas deadlines, to branching out with other content such as this, and even to content the viewers aren't even aware of yet (THE MOVIE), you've done a shitload for us. So thanks man.
    I also think I'm a little more self aware now where I'm comfortable saying you were among some of the select few game oriented channels I watched back in high school that cemented my decision to go to university for game development...which may seem a little random but your personality mixed with the content you provide I believe definitely was one of the contributing factors. Hope you're doing well, my guy :)

  • @patrykzukowski7471
    @patrykzukowski7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FINALLY another video from the best gaming channel. Please make these more often...
    EDIT: Also... that ending message was ingenius.

  • @duhsbo
    @duhsbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite youtube video of all time. I watched a million times and always cracked up

  • @ewet8
    @ewet8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait... You haven't seen aliens like the quadraliens... So what kinda aliens have you seen? Were they Greys? Lizard people? Space farts? Don't pull an admiral on us Ross.

  • @Ddarkan
    @Ddarkan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I didn't remember the number. I guess I have to commit Seppuku now or something.

    • @wolvarine35
      @wolvarine35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darkan you just have to cut off three testicals to preserve your honor. Just like those old Japanese games.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think Sudoku will suffice.

  • @thomasmalley2054
    @thomasmalley2054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is acually my favorite game dungeon episode currently released. 12/10. great job ross.

  • @squeebl
    @squeebl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was one of the five people in the world that played this game as a child. It was confusing as fuck and I never really made much headway, but I loved it for some reason. What a joy to relive it like this! You're the best, Ross. You might have fun with another game I played around that time called "Archipelagos."

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've played an old DOS game once called "Evasion" - it was a 3D game about escaping from alien activity. I found it on some CD-R I got from a friend two decades ago along with Blood shareware and a ton of other DOS games. The CD-R was even called something like 128 DOS Games. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I don't have this CD-R any more. I've tried finding this game online, but there seems to be no trace of it whatsoever. The matters are worsened by the fact that ther's a modern game called "Evasion". If anyone ever stumbles upon it, please let me know. I'm curious what that was, but I was a child back then and I don't remember much of it.

    • @projectalpha22_va
      @projectalpha22_va 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey there! So, I’ve found a few different games that may be what you’re talking about.
      I’ve yet to stumble upon a game just called “Evasion”, but here’s what I HAVE found that fits your description.
      www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/corridor-7-alien-invasion/
      www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/eradicator/
      Are any of these what you’re looking for?

    • @projectalpha22_va
      @projectalpha22_va 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here’s a few more as well.
      www.abandonwaredos.com/abandonware-game.php?abandonware=Alien+Cabal&gid=1679
      www.abandonwaredos.com/abandonware-game.php?abandonware=Descent&gid=1237
      www.abandonwaredos.com/abandonware-game.php?abandonware=In+Extremis&gid=976
      www.abandonwaredos.com/abandonware-game.php?abandonware=System+Shock&gid=2522
      Hope this helps you find what you’ve been looking for.

  • @ElDanteDelAnte
    @ElDanteDelAnte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I've never seen aliens in real life that look like *THIS.*"
    Then what did the ones you've seen look like?

  • @G0thCrayon
    @G0thCrayon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man... My dad's 386 had this game, and at the time I was too young to have ANY hope of ever understanding what was even going on -much less complete more than one or two tasks.
    I did enjoy the illustrations of the bots, and it was the first game where the time limit stressed me out.

  • @Gray963
    @Gray963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:26 The "Biographical" award icon killed me. XD

  • @puriewhite
    @puriewhite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't see what's wrong with the pulsating circuit.
    I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
    Like wha....
    *Yes Master.*

  • @SNOUPS4
    @SNOUPS4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How comes there aren't more views on this video and on the most recent one?? The mysteries of TH-cam again... One creates the best content ever and then nobody sees the videos in their subscription feeds (though, by "nobody" I still mean TENS of THOUSANDS of human beings).

  • @Jessica-sp6rt
    @Jessica-sp6rt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always find it funny that even when out-of-bounds Ross still cleans up one of the radiation tiles, reality is compromised and collapsing into utter chaos, "but hey look, radiation." *cleans*.

  • @liamsomers7198
    @liamsomers7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy that Ross's Channels videos usually get the same if not more views than his subscriber count shows that he has a dedicated following and more.

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's nice that you gave the Quadralien mother her own credit. She worked hard to get that role.

  • @nigelwestdickens6947
    @nigelwestdickens6947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I played Severence: Blade of Darkness the other month and I think you'd like it
    tough-as-nails 3d RPG from 2001 and it seems to have inspired a lot of the souls-y stuff we see today but its completely forgotten about.
    It's in dire need of a remake

  • @Kainraa
    @Kainraa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God damn Ross. I don't think any videos in my subscription box get me more hyped than yours. You've continually produced quality content over the course of YEARS and it always seems to only be getting better and better. These game dungeon videos are so fascinating and I love learning about these old games while listening to your unique perspective on them. Keep up the great work and thank you for the entertainment.

  • @fugitivehunter
    @fugitivehunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had this game once, but I couldn’t play it primarily because I had no idea how to use DOS at the time. (It was a VERY long time ago.) So thank you, Ross, for covering this.

  • @MalcolmNessGranger
    @MalcolmNessGranger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Great job ross!

    • @ShogunMongol
      @ShogunMongol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Malcolm Ness Granger How do you feel about Quad Cannons, General Granger?

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Sometimes, your best just isn't good enough."
    Sums up my love life quite well.

  • @sludgefestmcgee6674
    @sludgefestmcgee6674 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    After just finishing a trip from Connecticut to Georgia, a new Game Dungeon is a good remedy for my soreness.

  • @Its_just_cosmetic
    @Its_just_cosmetic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome I been re watching all the older dungeon videos. these are the only thing I can play help me fall asleep. I love these videos so much.

  • @BS-nw1qr
    @BS-nw1qr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *enthusiastically* Spiderbot!

  • @DR3ADER1
    @DR3ADER1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stop me if I'm wrong, but I think that the Quadalien Queen is the kindest final boss in gaming history. Rarely do you get such a sincere apology from the FINAL BOSS. Mini-Bosses, occasionally, certain boss battle aftermaths mid-way through the game? Yes. The last boss/true boss? Rarer than Astatine.
    You don't even get any direct malice or scorn from her either. Just a self-aware acknowledgement of a lacklustre congratulations in text form.

  • @Gunslingerwashere
    @Gunslingerwashere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody at the start of a new Game Dungeon episode: "Yay! New upload from Ross!"
    Everybody at the middle of a new Game Dungeon episode: "What the fuck."

  • @SuperBoyboys
    @SuperBoyboys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You bring pure joy to my life Ross when I see your videos in my feed.
    They're always good. +1 my friend

  • @steampunkerella
    @steampunkerella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    you seem to have a knack for finding games so obscure that what little info there is out there is wrong. i'd say kudos, but it seems to mostly only frustrate you

  • @BlackMasterRoshi
    @BlackMasterRoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    so the fate of the protagonist was isolation on a satellite with a few bots for friends? I hope they had some cheesey movies to keep themselves occupied...

  • @barry-allenthe-flash8396
    @barry-allenthe-flash8396 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, I love the Game Dungeon. Don't care how long each episode takes, Ross - it's always gold. You're the best; you're the only one on the internet who can find, finish and explain these bizarre little gems! Thanks for the entertainment, dude _* salutes *_

  • @517342
    @517342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There seem to be a lot of PC games where you control a robot that has to solve puzzles, sometimes they have a laser. Usually aliens are involved.
    Spiderbot, Maabus and this.

  • @Parenthasees
    @Parenthasees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For those wondering what the credit music is, it's part of the Quadralien soundtrack from the Amiga copy. Took a while to find, but here you go: m.th-cam.com/video/Mh2TE8VQWZg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parenthasees Thanks!

    • @azmodanpc
      @azmodanpc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Whittaker rules!

  • @DoodleWill
    @DoodleWill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *ESCAPE*
    *ESCAPE*
    *ALT-DELETE*-

  • @yuncelluz8709
    @yuncelluz8709 ปีที่แล้ว

    Freakin love this gentleman’s commentary
    I keep coming back to these dungeons

  • @drew6107
    @drew6107 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn ross... im so used to watching these game dungeons right before i drift off to sleep, the end credits song being so sick is throwing me off

  • @PastowanyKaban
    @PastowanyKaban 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A92F yes master.

  • @Templayer
    @Templayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait, shouldn't there be the awards summary at the end?

    • @mrfreeman1763
      @mrfreeman1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, the game should have had an ending at the end, so turnabout is fair play.

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awards: God Fist

  • @Palora01
    @Palora01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that "sorry" was amazing :D
    Kinda makes up for the game, kinda

  • @LoopBell
    @LoopBell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God, Ross. You're a hero we don't know we needed.

  • @Hjtrne
    @Hjtrne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Had this for the Atari 1440. Never understood the objectives, or the meaning of most of the GUI. Never progressed beyond the first level. Still have a positive memory of it, though.
    ...Actually, maybe it was called '1044', or something. I'm not even sure about that anymore.

  • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
    @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    AM I AN IDIOT OR WERE THERE ONLY TWO AWARDS

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FUTURE10S There is a third award. Sequalbait!

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The award is "Oops" in Follow Up Episode 3 or 4.

    • @MadMaxBLD
      @MadMaxBLD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some games get only one award by him ;)

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually legitimately good cosmic horror.

  • @zterrans
    @zterrans 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Exactly what I needed today. I vaguely remembered this looking at it, think it used to be part of the Encyclopedia of Games collection.

  • @shawdow357
    @shawdow357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for the vid, Ross :)

  • @TheRockstarr33
    @TheRockstarr33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes! I'm dropping my homework to watch this. :D

    • @thewayfayer3268
      @thewayfayer3268 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRockstarr33 Don't do school. Stay in Game Dungeon.

  • @Peppiinait
    @Peppiinait 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has to be one of the tougher games to go through. I applaud you, good sir. Brutal but doable seems to be Ross' comfort zone

  • @zachschimmel1599
    @zachschimmel1599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This episode is legendary.
    I give it 9 choosable robots out of 10

  • @MoleBradRy
    @MoleBradRy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If it's "Incoming" and "Incoming Forces" I'll have to ask how you got it work. Cause I can't run it whatsoever on Windows 10.

  • @Rad-88
    @Rad-88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:11 Seems like Konami took a lesson from Nyet 3 with Metal Gear Survive

  • @Harabeck
    @Harabeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome episode. I'm so glad we have you to go through these old games for us. I think it would drive me insane.

  • @luciusveritas6677
    @luciusveritas6677 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the gags. Loving the game dungeon. Need more of it. Fuck it, I'm binge watching the whole series again.