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  • Some things that happened during lockdown.
    Episode 2 - • TheVarus Strakes Buck
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  • @threemad
    @threemad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101927

    ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE

    • @unassumingaccount395
      @unassumingaccount395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

      Bababooobies
      i love u 2mad 💖

    • @loveurpfpbtwway1725
      @loveurpfpbtwway1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

      What are you doing here step bro?

    • @FoonoLIVE
      @FoonoLIVE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Ligma

    • @pepsiman4418
      @pepsiman4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      shush up your mouth off

    • @leowon
      @leowon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      nice seeing you here

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4134

    I already have Nord, but I'm going to get it again just because of the effort you put into that ad.

    • @MastersPipe
      @MastersPipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yo dawg I heard you like NordVPN, so I NordVPN your NordVPN so you are even harder to track on the internet.

    • @nondescriptindividual3793
      @nondescriptindividual3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nice seeing you here!

    • @Guendo
      @Guendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasn't expecting you here.

    • @Angelo-anc
      @Angelo-anc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buy a OnePlus Nord and put NordVPN in there

    • @commonsense7754
      @commonsense7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Dukie is a fan of our Aussie made Internet Historian haha good to see

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    “Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?”
    “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”

  • @TheDrakeProjectTDP
    @TheDrakeProjectTDP ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "Shut up and cancel"
      the anthem of Twitter

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah

  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7666

    now instead of struggling to explain the toilet paper shortage of 2020 to my future kids, i will simply show them this video

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Same with the 5g conspiracies

    • @woosh_police4018
      @woosh_police4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Black Laser Always has been

    • @cutiecutie6494
      @cutiecutie6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Black Laser wtf does that mean

    • @starmanjoestar8798
      @starmanjoestar8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not an anti Semite

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But for some reason, toilet paper is plentiful in the Fallout wasteland.

  • @osmiphos9061
    @osmiphos9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10025

    When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password

    • @max_208
      @max_208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      and all of that thanks to nord vpn

    • @hsbsbytbad9326
      @hsbsbytbad9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@max_208 *Dashlane

    • @Kurochana
      @Kurochana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship

  • @6stringstorulethemall967
    @6stringstorulethemall967 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad

    • @connorhealy1562
      @connorhealy1562 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video

    • @cristianarreola7246
      @cristianarreola7246 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.

    • @tsunax1400
      @tsunax1400 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore

    • @colechapman3382
      @colechapman3382 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD

  • @nekroxxigasmith1093
    @nekroxxigasmith1093 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6069

    I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.

    • @aevvah_flxwer8550
      @aevvah_flxwer8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/
      This year better end up in future history courses.
      Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see

  • @bluez_w
    @bluez_w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38260

    This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

      "Reality is stranger than fiction"

    • @elroma7712
      @elroma7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

      @@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

      History is a giant shitpost

    • @SupernalVoyage
      @SupernalVoyage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

      @@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      God is the master of shitposting.

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +924

    The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.

    • @spencerm5913
      @spencerm5913 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I watch it every 6months just to remember

    • @oddunb6190
      @oddunb6190 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped
      Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This was hilarious while it was ongoing.
      It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.

  • @matthewsmiley3630
    @matthewsmiley3630 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “how do I take my white blood cell count? This ones all red” made me laugh out loud

  • @alyshay82597
    @alyshay82597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11634

    I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.

    • @kingvt817
      @kingvt817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.

    • @fuckyourweakness843
      @fuckyourweakness843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      High quality indeed

    • @mehukattti
      @mehukattti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.

  • @pajen6849
    @pajen6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5601

    The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...

    • @freecs6339
      @freecs6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It takes years to do such a good video

    • @OwnFall420
      @OwnFall420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HE’S BACK

    • @BloBlas123
      @BloBlas123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes cat, YES !

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.

    • @finnianreyes-skindziel5736
      @finnianreyes-skindziel5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....

  • @shaggyhuh8596
    @shaggyhuh8596 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb

    • @vimal-cliobconsulting
      @vimal-cliobconsulting ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Society is dumb indeed

    • @colonelfalcar1089
      @colonelfalcar1089 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb

    • @pluckyscuds
      @pluckyscuds 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      The 5g tower is worse

    • @Hansen19971
      @Hansen19971 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The toilet paper is kinda understandable
      Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat
      5G tho

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.

  • @LazyObsidian744
    @LazyObsidian744 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @LazyObsidian744
      @LazyObsidian744 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markcoroneos7811 skill issue

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markcoroneos7811
      Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷

  • @bramblepathv4649
    @bramblepathv4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes

    • @dside_ru
      @dside_ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      > [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.

  • @cirlu_bd
    @cirlu_bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.

    • @thevikvids
      @thevikvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited
      Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies

  • @JP3Gl
    @JP3Gl ปีที่แล้ว +287

    crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭

    • @ProjectV6
      @ProjectV6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...

    • @SakustarsShine
      @SakustarsShine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still.
      I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that.
      I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.

  • @shavneelnand1976
    @shavneelnand1976 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.

    • @mattsquared87
      @mattsquared87 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A literal internet historian at this point

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.

    • @Pasteldqueijo
      @Pasteldqueijo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?

    • @iplat
      @iplat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lex_Ka
      Charlie aka MoistCritikal and Jontron made some awesome content about them scented shit candles.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *vibe* stickers y'all

  • @gustanogueira1203
    @gustanogueira1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    POV:
    You're a kid in 2035
    You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit
    You Google It, and there you are

    • @juankgonzalez6230
      @juankgonzalez6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's gonna be wild

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!

    • @evang2881
      @evang2881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This only 15 years away. TH-cam's been around for about 15 years.

    • @ita5297
      @ita5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey i wasnt here

    • @death_XP
      @death_XP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane

  • @yrzbateno
    @yrzbateno ปีที่แล้ว +60

    0:06 Intro
    1:11 Toilet Paper
    7:50 GGGGG
    10:37 Fake Cures
    13:30 Supply Chain
    15:56 Zoom
    20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded
    22:39 Outro
    You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time

    • @ali.___..mrlegendman
      @ali.___..mrlegendman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah.

    • @romancatholicgameing
      @romancatholicgameing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ali.___..mrlegendman
      "Yeah."
      What an interesting and insightful response.

  • @skelimanter6688
    @skelimanter6688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream

  • @notsogood2576
    @notsogood2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.

    • @Father_Kirbo
      @Father_Kirbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Internet Historian Horded Toilet Paper First before it was cool, it’s just that it got destroyed in the rain

    • @axllaw427
      @axllaw427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And then the crows got them and he has to go back to square one

    • @cakebombdylan6459
      @cakebombdylan6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@axllaw427 and the lockdown happened cause the "crows" needed their batteries changed

    • @marmadukescarlet7791
      @marmadukescarlet7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AXL Law can you spare a square?

    • @Domenic_the_nerd96
      @Domenic_the_nerd96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AXL Law that is very true.

  • @Green_Shift
    @Green_Shift 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.

    • @vimal-cliobconsulting
      @vimal-cliobconsulting ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's always been like that

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Man's greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.

  • @nigimy
    @nigimy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.

    • @Propanus
      @Propanus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too

    • @cake6363
      @cake6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      reddit humor

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "It's far more A than I"

    • @Jaws-zb1cg
      @Jaws-zb1cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This was funny the first 900 times

    • @bubbachump3818
      @bubbachump3818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because they're a parasite? yeah m8

  • @mizudake92
    @mizudake92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Tzeentach levels

    • @marcaliaga5440
      @marcaliaga5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?

    • @ribriddler8114
      @ribriddler8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means

    • @drunkroku4054
      @drunkroku4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ribriddler8114 hey hey people

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.

  • @YouTubeBlowsDaily
    @YouTubeBlowsDaily หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    RIP Twomad

  • @Atlasbr001
    @Atlasbr001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "Squash were being...compressed"
    Underrated joke

    • @Fish_152
      @Fish_152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fish fish fish

    • @jackdizzy123
      @jackdizzy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fish_152 om nom nom

    • @aisforairborne
      @aisforairborne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help me understand please

    • @StratOFerus
      @StratOFerus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.

    • @JMittenkit
      @JMittenkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Squash were Squished!

  • @jakobhere620
    @jakobhere620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    "Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."

  • @SuicidalTurnip
    @SuicidalTurnip ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.

  • @marzuqahmed218
    @marzuqahmed218 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.

    • @ManicBacon
      @ManicBacon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I kinda miss it

    • @chain12bb
      @chain12bb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.

  • @e2daron
    @e2daron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Keep your expectations low, boy. And you'll never be disappointed" -Kratos

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”
      - Patrick Star

    • @stevendrake5268
      @stevendrake5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know this is out of context but are her cheeks actually sandy???

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Usuário Sarcástico The problem is that colleges are using mainstream news as a source. That's why kids talk about trigger warnings with a straight face. They had to forcefully learn about it or waste tuition money.

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "roadhouse"-peter griffin

  • @LocalGuardsman
    @LocalGuardsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.

    • @therm0alfred448
      @therm0alfred448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      This season of Earth is my favorite

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?

    • @BETTASIAN
      @BETTASIAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@annabella1650 alien invasion?

    • @ereoleon
      @ereoleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.

  • @sharpfang
    @sharpfang ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I stockpiled on TP over 4 years ago. When there were no shortages, pandemic or panic of any kind. It doesn't go bad with age, you don't quit using it, and it takes up unreasonable volume in your regular shopping, so buying a stockpile once several years is my tactic. I still have ~20 rolls and haven't bought one throughout the entire pandemic.

    • @pal5683
      @pal5683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do this too, glad to know I'm not alone.

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So a regular-sized pack of TP takes up "unreasonable volume" in your regular shopping (which is a short-lived activity and can even be delivered) but a stockpile of TP doesn't take up unreasonable volume in your house for several years?

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@artyb27 My regular shopping is a shopping bag, typically filled to the brim. A 16-roll pack would take up more than half of it.
      The stockpile takes up an otherwise unused, not so easy to reach shelf running the length of my bathroom, stacked 2 packs high.
      Buying the stockpile involved a bulk package of something like 20 16-packs, roughly the size of a couch backrest. Very unwieldy but quite light, so it was one trip, maybe 20 minutes of dealing with that BS total.

  • @eddiebruv
    @eddiebruv ปีที่แล้ว +46

    One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.

  • @sliceabletoast
    @sliceabletoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or maybe it was from the real friends 😄

    • @thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913
      @thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But my psychiatrist tells me the voices in my head aren’t real...?

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're saying the friends you made are a hoax?

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My friends are plagues?

    • @sliceabletoast
      @sliceabletoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @Torg7520
    @Torg7520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wat

    • @Charlie_Loves
      @Charlie_Loves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it were Batman-we’d be fine

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao

  • @MegaPROBlader
    @MegaPROBlader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "...but when the world needed him most, he returned"

    • @patternwhisperer4048
      @patternwhisperer4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was never gone check his other channel lol

    • @willferg7347
      @willferg7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace

    • @josef2970
      @josef2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pattern Whisperer yea

    • @MegaPROBlader
      @MegaPROBlader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.

  • @spartan0war
    @spartan0war 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "The squashes were being compressed"
    Such a throwaway line but I love it

    • @oliverlapsley3811
      @oliverlapsley3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.

    • @kilikus822
      @kilikus822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s

    • @erinfragola5377
      @erinfragola5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potatoes not being atoed

    • @adammisiable
      @adammisiable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Operation: Ice to see you

  • @HarmKaban
    @HarmKaban ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Scooters returning to the waterways" - brought a tear to my eye

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?"
    Honestly a valid question

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

    • @sleepy6476
      @sleepy6476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sleepy6476 THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.

    • @Akallday502
      @Akallday502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s sooo sad LOL

  • @tyrone5619
    @tyrone5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    One day our children and our schools will watch this video to understand history

    • @Jirizo1
      @Jirizo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and probably read this comment

    • @nonamea9177
      @nonamea9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your profile picture is beautiful

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dad, do you know what the “Varus” is?
      Son.... never though ya’d ask.

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well he is, in fact, a historian- an internet historian at that

    • @EXTR
      @EXTR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If we all indeed survive this pandamic, that is

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand ปีที่แล้ว +233

    It's so wild looking back on all this, just to see the upload date was _only 5 months into the pandemic._ All that shit felt like it took 2 years, and yet I oddly kind of miss it.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still remember improvising. No toilet paper? Use paper towels/cocktail napkins. No hand sanitizer? use Everclear!

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lifevest1 No Everclear? Use hand sanitizer

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.

    • @pizzakid4206
      @pizzakid4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.

    • @Safersephiroth777
      @Safersephiroth777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2

    • @alcatrazz.627
      @alcatrazz.627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone

    • @necnec2668
      @necnec2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A last of us part two

    • @dasoon0220
      @dasoon0220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wants to see where the year goes first.

  • @Zerospacedude
    @Zerospacedude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened

  • @susannahlewis8464
    @susannahlewis8464 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I appreciate that Australia had a reason for freaking out about toilet paper. I don't think Americans knew why we were hoarding toilet paper.

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Lmao they didn’t have a reason though did you even watch the video

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, the reason was someone pulled a social experiment and dumb-ass australians fell for it like sheep following a sheep dog just because it is barking. People are dumb, gullible, panicky animals and australians proved it one more time...

    • @funny3scene
      @funny3scene 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Get a bidet, problem solved

  • @Fismajster101
    @Fismajster101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "The worst sequel since WW2" - Holy shit that is brutal

    • @vincentr1207
      @vincentr1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's true though...

    • @dv4310
      @dv4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet so so true...🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In both, the good guys lost.

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nightsong81 Did they?
      I mean, some made it back from the frontlines, can't get better than that

    • @TheTomoyaNagase
      @TheTomoyaNagase 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruffusgoodman4137 everyone lost in WW2 just like in TLOU2!

  • @lebu6258
    @lebu6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Damn.
      And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This guy's editing is legendary. No wonder it takes so long for him to release videos.

  • @reapyreaper4780
    @reapyreaper4780 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how self aware he is when making jokes, like he can barely hold in his laughter, it’s hilarious

  • @troostan2776
    @troostan2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes

    • @esvi9818
      @esvi9818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I hope I never become a teacher
      But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this
      The kids need to know

    • @fahadsyed4954
      @fahadsyed4954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Love your picture Sal

    • @troostan2776
      @troostan2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fahad Syed thanks man

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.

    • @Joannefibracs9994
      @Joannefibracs9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol

  • @porgnerd7386
    @porgnerd7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    “How do I take my white blood cell count, these ones all look red”- IH 2020

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      best line lmao

    • @KingSlimjeezy
      @KingSlimjeezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gotta centrifuge it first decant the buffy zone dilute and plate on a grid slide count under a microscope and calculate based on dilution ratio of original sample

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingSlimjeezy thanks for the tip. you learn that in bio 101? :)

    • @MRDOOMBOY12345
      @MRDOOMBOY12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line killed me

    • @jackporter3178
      @jackporter3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm concerned, the only white blood cells I could produce came out of my penis.

  • @oliviademers17
    @oliviademers17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember when Internet Historian didn’t just do VODs. Miss you making your old videos! Never has there been a better historian.

  • @PrimordialKosmicJoe
    @PrimordialKosmicJoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    i like to comeback to this video just to make sure 2020 was real and not some bizzare dream we all had

  • @maganashaker167
    @maganashaker167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?

    • @Barneyfromhalflife1
      @Barneyfromhalflife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Isnt. youtube made a bot so his fans didnt get bored.

    • @jassertn4155
      @jassertn4155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Nord vpn dude

    • @ravingswe
      @ravingswe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jassertn4155 noted

    • @Barneyfromhalflife1
      @Barneyfromhalflife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jassertn4155 maybe isnt likely

    • @Barneyfromhalflife1
      @Barneyfromhalflife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jassertn4155 hes not dumb that he used it to late

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    "A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.

    • @Box-O-Soldier
      @Box-O-Soldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Accurate. Where is this from?

    • @danspencer1281
      @danspencer1281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Box-O-Soldier men in black

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ill also just park this classic here
      George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

    • @vemone2200
      @vemone2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People
      human beings in general or considered collectivel
      ???
      Persons (plural)
      ???
      Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.

  • @HailMyKayle
    @HailMyKayle หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    R.I.P Twomad

  • @wavingwaters6107
    @wavingwaters6107 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s so fun to look back at this now

  • @chicken8664
    @chicken8664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    “It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”

    • @eljariuso9513
      @eljariuso9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck

    • @-47-
      @-47- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet
      They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction

    • @payne267
      @payne267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

  • @Naz-xk6hq
    @Naz-xk6hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
    -George carlin

    • @duncanidaho2925
      @duncanidaho2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid"
      -Confucius

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get new material

    • @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953
      @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln

    • @simonlemonnier1614
      @simonlemonnier1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Never underestimate the stupidity of someone"
      -Someone, probably

  • @AceBadguy
    @AceBadguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your editing (or whomever you hired) skills are godlike.

  • @corwinchapman8270
    @corwinchapman8270 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Breathe somewhere else, vector" is a sick line

  • @eggy_tran589
    @eggy_tran589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    The real corona were the friends we made along the way.

    • @maxkw348
      @maxkw348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Queqs_
      @Queqs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice profile pic

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Friends."

    • @cop-killer
      @cop-killer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice glass beach profile pic

    • @CraftersStudios
      @CraftersStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im just here for the glass beach

  • @fettuccine99
    @fettuccine99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "If a 5G tower gets destroyed in the suburbs, but an Anti-Vaccine mom can't post it on her facebook group conspiracy page, did it ever really happen?" :)

    • @LibShitted
      @LibShitted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Always has happened
      *Loads gun*

    • @usrnotfound1859
      @usrnotfound1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@steve6646 Also they are putting chemicals in the water, poor frogs. :(

    • @evol5765
      @evol5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conor the baby parts aren’t used anymore.

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@evol5765
      They never were to begin with

    • @justinambru8529
      @justinambru8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a strawman

  • @pulzsuppe
    @pulzsuppe ปีที่แล้ว

    please never stop making videos, i can't count the times i watched and rewatched your videos even though they are more of a informative type, but they are so well made and funny that i just really enjoy watching them

  • @Marc-rv7no
    @Marc-rv7no ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wtf man. your editing is something else. and i have not even talked about the audio editing. you are a blessing. i love it. keep it fucking up! i subscribed yesterday. man in cave video was just 👌

  • @Zx30
    @Zx30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    1G = Ok
    2G = Ok
    3G = Ok
    4G = Ok
    5G = WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! :(

    • @cynthiaedith4122
      @cynthiaedith4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's fast tho

    • @mrrexychomp9829
      @mrrexychomp9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      meanwhile in 2100: 15G will kill us all!

    • @normienee6661
      @normienee6661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      meanwhile on an airplane

    • @bookfound
      @bookfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, we were always going to die...

    • @thewolfstu
      @thewolfstu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sometimes numbers are intimidating for the more dull minded of folk.

  • @theanimeexterminator1857
    @theanimeexterminator1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    They didn't give me this job for nothing.

    • @TangerineJuice.
      @TangerineJuice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you sir are a hero

    • @theanimeexterminator1857
      @theanimeexterminator1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Carry around a weaponised portable 5G tower with me, fries my enemies brains like butter on a pan.

    • @user-ri5oc5rw5b
      @user-ri5oc5rw5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theanimeexterminator1857 lol

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Got to love that twomad probably went into a few chats and people recognized him and purposely said nothing.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

  • @Ghost-ExE
    @Ghost-ExE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So much work so much love... this guy enjoys what he does and is great at it.

  • @nomethodonlymadness9528
    @nomethodonlymadness9528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5510

    I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.

    • @randyortonsdickbulge
      @randyortonsdickbulge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..

    • @randyortonsdickbulge
      @randyortonsdickbulge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randyortonsdickbulgewhy killing that's sadist

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randyortonsdickbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb

  • @goosebandicoot7083
    @goosebandicoot7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    The details are a bit foggy, but it’s believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons

    • @greaterdanemark2397
      @greaterdanemark2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Why were there croutons in the soup?

    • @davidsmith7752
      @davidsmith7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@greaterdanemark2397 Texture.

    • @DoReMi123acb
      @DoReMi123acb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DAMN YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣! I was munching on carrots while watching ad reading this! Do not worry. I didn't die of choking this time

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidsmith7752 missing

    • @xNathan2439x
      @xNathan2439x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DoReMi123acb this time

  • @GhengizKanye
    @GhengizKanye ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Never got the toilet paper thing. We dont have bidets in the US, usually, but the general consensus on taking a shit and finding out you dont have toilet paper around is to just hop in the shower. Idk how in a nation where we have people masturbating with showerheads we didnt think theyd properly clean a butthole THAT WILL ALSO CLEAN THE REST OF THEIR BODIES.

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You still use toilet paper in places with bidets.

    • @Genghis-Jon
      @Genghis-Jon ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-fe8gx3ie5v This dude used a bidet once and wondered what the appeal to wet pants was.

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Genghis-Jon LMAO

    • @Dancingonthesun
      @Dancingonthesun ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My shower head is immovable, BRB going to handstand goatse to clean myself

    • @GhengizKanye
      @GhengizKanye ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dancingonthesun how did you wash your ass before?

  • @HolandaChiquita
    @HolandaChiquita ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow I didn't know that the toilet paper crisis was this huge over there. I live in France, and I don't think we ran out of anything during the lockdowns. I do remember huge lines in front of our local supermarket. But we just went to one 20 minutes on foot further. And we usually only had to share the supermarket with 5 other shoppers or less. We had a great time.

  • @NotForLongNFL
    @NotForLongNFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao

    • @rpk675
      @rpk675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is a man of quality

    • @ProtoZealott
      @ProtoZealott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      top 10 anime betrayals right there

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Directed by M.Night Shaymalian

    • @jonavuka
      @jonavuka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on

  • @zaarthelizard2728
    @zaarthelizard2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    “Squash are being compressed.” You know what you did. You, evil, little demon.

    • @Yallan
      @Yallan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why does your headcrab profile pic work so, so well with this comment?

    • @zaarthelizard2728
      @zaarthelizard2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yallan I have no idea.

    • @captainclipy6236
      @captainclipy6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yallan situational irony

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used a synonym to avoid redundance, jolly good show lad, our boy is indeed a true gentleman and a scholar.

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The more time passes, the more this all feels like a weird fever dream

  • @gojiralives3698
    @gojiralives3698 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You and Dunkey probably the best content creators on the platform. Keep it up mate.

  • @Darkacez1
    @Darkacez1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.

    • @hellboy365bm
      @hellboy365bm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.

    • @Randomuser9557
      @Randomuser9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how is there a comment from 3 hours before the video released? O.o

    • @DrZbo
      @DrZbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Trap Lore Ross

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 hours ago?

  • @youwillpayforyoursins9372
    @youwillpayforyoursins9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The news stories made the panic so much worse.
    There were enough supplies for everyone

    • @isabellaangeline2175
      @isabellaangeline2175 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look around at people and how they’re behaving about everything. Certain people want to be outraged so they can play their victim card and cry about being constantly victimized. These are the same people who refuse to wear face masks “bEcAuSe ThEy CaN kIlL yOu” or get vaccinated “bEcAuSe YoU dOn’T kNoW wHaT’s In It” yet take medication that’s meant for parasites and gives you the 💩.
      These people are morons and there is no talking sense to them. They don’t even know the difference between a regular cell tower and 5G.

    • @Leonard_Wolf_2056
      @Leonard_Wolf_2056 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@isabellaangeline2175 you mean the same people who cry when some one refuses to wear a mask at home(alone) and cry when not every one chooses to get the fifth vaccine for the Rona?

  • @loppi9710
    @loppi9710 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Rip twomad, thank you for giving us the best zoom content during pandemic

  • @tomrichardson129
    @tomrichardson129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Ah, I see Internet historian finally found the “forgot my password” button

    • @daveenglish107
      @daveenglish107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I understand, it is pretty hard to find sometimes, ya know

    • @ThemChosenGamers
      @ThemChosenGamers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      orginal

    • @planetclownfishbrain7052
      @planetclownfishbrain7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wear the goggles.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: changed my windows login password one morning, as usual, not writing it down, got drunk in the evening, fell in a "coma" at some point, woke up and it took me a month to hack my way back in.

  • @yeethusthyfetus2648
    @yeethusthyfetus2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Any other TH-camr with an ad: "Dammit"
    I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-

    • @InHUM44n
      @InHUM44n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't mind 2 ads

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agreed even here iam missing the raid ad

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one

  • @czechoutboom1597
    @czechoutboom1597 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I come back to this video every once in a while, because it always somehow becomes more ridiculous through the current events. It's like pairing good cheese and wine. I can't believe, that the same twomad, who did the zoom pranks is now the one who done the deed with Belle Delphine.

  • @the_staplergun3968
    @the_staplergun3968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The memes and editing in these videos are absolutely top tier.

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10768

    2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      No one was there for half of it

    • @pastel-ufos
      @pastel-ufos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well put, Claw.

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE
      16x THE DETAILS.
      who is the todd howard of 2020?

    • @Vedgy
      @Vedgy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@slaire7799 Trump

    • @alexanderstraus7455
      @alexanderstraus7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020

  • @TheCleber96
    @TheCleber96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Disappointed this wasn't actually about Varus the Roman general who lost three legions against the Germans in Teutoburg Forest.

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zoomers don't know 'bout Arminius

    • @TheSlowPony77
      @TheSlowPony77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Give me back my legions.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Teutoberg is the only thing I find interesting about Roman history. If I have a dog I've considered naming him Arminius. Did you know that the Nazi's viewed that battle as proof of the Aryan supremacy and Himmler had the SS practice their occult rituals at a castle near where the battlefield was believed to be.

    • @llamaking1011
      @llamaking1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The romans never recovered from that one...

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@llamaking1011 It kept them from conquering east of the Rhine River and lost 10% of their entire standing army in 24 hours

  • @o.hussein1503
    @o.hussein1503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what I really liked besides the whole video is the end with Joel having a golf bat? and you saying the worst sequel after world war 2 now that's something I've never heard thank you man your content is excellent and I can't believe this is all done by one man really amazing work.

  • @dustin4747
    @dustin4747 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The content you make is *chefs kiss*, but the ads you do are perfection. If you made a compilation of all the ads youve done, I would be here to watch them. I dont think Ive ever laughed so much watching ads before.

  • @Beaver_Monday
    @Beaver_Monday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3314

    I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's a great meme.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      your comment is like an unintentional parody of TH-cam comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of TH-cam comments.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I was like WHAT