Joe Biden Fights His Way Out of Helgen

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  • @DrPhoxotic
    @DrPhoxotic  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Only Phoxotic OG's will get the Arnold reference.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I still wonder if he ever made his journey back to avenge his brother...

    • @Well_Camper
      @Well_Camper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is the funniest video I’ve seen on the internet

    • @Kenny-jz2so
      @Kenny-jz2so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      please keep making joe biden series's this is my favorite thing on the internet right now

    • @gingerbread459
      @gingerbread459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the joevakiin and the dragonbitch series need to align and cross over at some point

    • @BigTgeekandgaming1997
      @BigTgeekandgaming1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not trying to be rude or anything but I remember those hilarious Alex Jones in Skyrim joke videos you did and I can't find em on your channel did TH-cam take them down? what happened to those videos

  • @ooglyboogly2989
    @ooglyboogly2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    When people thought deep fakes were gonna be used for mass misinformation but instead we just get good memes.

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is how the inventors of Deep Fake intended it.

    • @avengingme
      @avengingme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Oh it's both. Why wouldn't it be? Great memes though.

    • @wulfengel
      @wulfengel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There's a good and a bad side to everything, apart from the act of being accidentally crushed by a steamroller, that is always universally terrible in every way.

    • @ShivaOO7
      @ShivaOO7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You couldn't deepfake Joe Biden saying anything that is more stupid than what he says on his own.

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      your mums a meme

  • @Valthe50Cal
    @Valthe50Cal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    “At least I led the honorable life of a career politician” this one sent me 😂

    • @MrJackrussell12
      @MrJackrussell12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nothing honorable about it

    • @endeavourforpeace
      @endeavourforpeace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@MrJackrussell12 thats the joke

    • @MrJackrussell12
      @MrJackrussell12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@endeavourforpeace I get that just saying though

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least he didnt try to overthrow the government so he could replace every hospital with an overpriced hotel

    • @brianmerion
      @brianmerion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Anyone else feel like running?" was a subtle one

  • @joevroh
    @joevroh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    "You're a truly honorable man, horse thief." Lmao

    • @cyberdarkturtle6971
      @cyberdarkturtle6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, he's ok with letting in p3dos and drug traffickers into America

    • @denniscrane9753
      @denniscrane9753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Crooks and thieves honor crooks and thieves!

    • @TheB657
      @TheB657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah he acted "professionally"

    • @peterh2828
      @peterh2828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Honor among thieves!

    • @Brotherhood_Paladin
      @Brotherhood_Paladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Is it sad that I genuinely thought that this was something he would say in one of his senile ramblings?

  • @gonwyte8534
    @gonwyte8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "Oh shit I forgot about the distraction"
    I about fucking died

    • @KoxarUban
      @KoxarUban ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you a Horse Thief?

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "no I believe that was the horse thief that died."
      -Joevahkiin

  • @hamzaimran771
    @hamzaimran771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10619

    I can't believe I'm gonna say this but I'm genuinely invested in a story about Joe biden in skyrim

    • @rjramun
      @rjramun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      As am I, I will actually pay money to see this become a full series.

    • @akirafudo4419
      @akirafudo4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      It’s gonna be really slow but worth it

    • @thadude949
      @thadude949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      It'd just be him repeatedly entering Whiterun for the first time, because his dementia-ridden brain forgot that he lives there.

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @TDFDT
      @TDFDT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thadude949
      💀

  • @tweex1
    @tweex1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3548

    "At least I can rest easy knowing I led the honourable life of a career politician"
    I AM DYING

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You should probably call your local emergency services

    • @kevinshepard7796
      @kevinshepard7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah that fucking got me good. Best part.

    • @JCobesV2
      @JCobesV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha same!

    • @sidlukkassen9687
      @sidlukkassen9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kevinshepard7796 the part where he forgot the distraction and called for Fauci was even better, but this is definitely the second best part

    • @theeternalslayer
      @theeternalslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's that son of a bitch fauci hahaha

  • @draco5991rep
    @draco5991rep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    I love the concept of Joe Biden not knowing what a dragon is and calling it flying dinosaur instead 😂

    • @davidturcotte-desrochers5312
      @davidturcotte-desrochers5312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pissed my pants

    • @Blackfir333
      @Blackfir333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      He's probably seen flying dinosaurs with his own eyes so who's to judge

    • @ivaerz4977
      @ivaerz4977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said flying lizard

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ivaerz4977 and the first time he sees Alduin he calls him a flying dinosaur

    • @BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror
      @BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dog faced dragon soldier

  • @ThomateMaligno
    @ThomateMaligno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Love the "Joevahkiin's pen can be used to sign executive orders that increase the bounties on skooma addicts" reference

    • @EnwardJim
      @EnwardJim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And jails Redguards at three times the rate of Nords.

    • @malachisguides
      @malachisguides ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As long as they're not a hunter

    • @shtembyduelsson
      @shtembyduelsson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May I ask what was it referencing? I'm not an American, nor do I by any means follow American politics.

  • @ethanseevers5561
    @ethanseevers5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    The fact that you use the footage of him stumbling down the stairs when the dragon bust his head through the wall is awesome

    • @HamguyBacon
      @HamguyBacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      he was tumbling up the stairs.

    • @GeorgeSukFuk
      @GeorgeSukFuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@HamguyBacon in both the original and the edit, I might add!

    • @EclipseStyle
      @EclipseStyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @master-_-beavis5261
      @master-_-beavis5261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He stumbled up the stairs dude. Lol

    • @klaus.kinsky3954
      @klaus.kinsky3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In this scene he could have held a sword in his right hand 😆

  • @PhantomLordOG
    @PhantomLordOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    2:03 “ oh well, I guess I had a good run. At least I can rest peacefully knowing I led the honorable life of a career politician” 😆

    • @laznoland4558
      @laznoland4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I actually feel really bad for him he’s just a bad politician that manages to get power time and time again. Even now he’s the Dovahkin. And sadly he can’t even fight at 100% power because he doesn’t have his pool chain :(

    • @chefdan87
      @chefdan87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Biden has lied constantly throughout his life. But, if he was ever to say this, it would be the biggest lie of his life.

    • @risingdoom
      @risingdoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@chefdan87 If you underestimate the power of Joevahkiin, then you ain't black

    • @laznoland4558
      @laznoland4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Monke Swol The comments under these videos this far if Shown me people can be political and hilarious at the same time

    • @rocketassistedgoat1079
      @rocketassistedgoat1079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chefdan87 I have NEVER met an intelligent Trump supporter, lol. Ever. Not even once in the past six years. You lot, are America's separatists. Hard and alt-reich. Borderline far-right fascists. America's orcs.

  • @tactlessnomad8465
    @tactlessnomad8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    “No offence Hadvar, but I’m gonna go with the guy that didn’t just try to cut my head off” ME every time lmfao.

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Son_of_Thunder_2000 the imperials found a prisoner when, asked his name started to shapeshift thru various races and faces and genders a clear sign of the chosen one to save them from the upcoming world ending crisis as has happened 4 times before in history.
      and she chose to behead it. making imperials = raiders. just fucking kill them.

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking gold lmao

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Son_of_Thunder_2000 No, that just makes him your average US president.
      If anyone is proto Hitler, it would be whoever is leading the Thalmor

    • @DiegoMantilla
      @DiegoMantilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But he said sorry, he was just following orders.

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DiegoMantilla Again, you are the chosen one to save the world from danger, HE knows that. Like if you are a soldier and Putin tells you to launch nukes at the world, and you know, mutually assured destruction you gonna die a horrible death and millions of innocents are going to die.
      only following orders is not a defense. not in front of god.

  • @alexanderholowacz7001
    @alexanderholowacz7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    “You’re a truly honorable man horse thief”
    “At least I lead the honorable life of a career politician”
    These lines are comedy gold good lord

    • @Awakeningspirit20
      @Awakeningspirit20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Joe's been keeping Delaware safe from roaches since 1900

  • @PepeLa_
    @PepeLa_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    "This stuff makes me feel like I'm 71 again" I'm dead 😂😂

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just like the guy who trusted Joe...I´m so glad this is not real.

    • @kouriier6112
      @kouriier6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of russman quotes on bo4

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirMarshalHaig the guy who trusted biden is a analogy of all people in north america

    • @miketiger6205
      @miketiger6205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not bad if you soul is like 171

  • @justinpoole8608
    @justinpoole8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "Okay this one's clearly batshit crazy" I lost it 🤣

    • @mandiebonez
      @mandiebonez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh well I had a good run, at least i can rest peacefully knowing I led an honorable life as a politician is what did it for me 😂

    • @DiddyCanFly
      @DiddyCanFly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh shit I forgot about the distraction. 😂😂

    • @comalausa
      @comalausa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      did you find it?

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DiddyCanFly That’s what broke immersion for me. The real Biden would have denied ever committing to a distraction.

  • @Iluvpie6
    @Iluvpie6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I love the insinuation that Joe doesn’t know what a dragon is

    • @God-yb2cg
      @God-yb2cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      IKR, just like any other boomer.

    • @TexasGreed
      @TexasGreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@God-yb2cg All the media about dragons from like 1960 - 2010 was made by the people you call boomers. ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons?

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Iluvpie6 Not even the makers of Skyrim know. That's a wyvern, not a dragon.

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TexasGreed dungeons and what?

    • @arsen2506
      @arsen2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Iluvpie6 dungeons and flying dinosaurs

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "I don't know, Ralof. Blue isn't really my colour."
    That joke works on, like, three or four different levels

    • @borni8925
      @borni8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm not a American, but aren't the democrats associated with blue? I admit I don't get it.

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@borni8925 They are, but due to Joe Biden's reputation as a forgetful, nonsense-talking bumbler, him saying that blue isn't his colour could variously be interpreted as:
      - He's too stupid to realize that he's wearing blue as he speaks
      - He doesn't know/remember that his own party is associated with the colour blue
      - He forgot which political party he belongs to
      - He just said something dumb, as he is alleged to do quite often
      Each interpretation has its nuances, so the joke always works regardless of whether you like Biden or hate him

    • @Gatzucortezemmanuel357
      @Gatzucortezemmanuel357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borni8925 Yes, democrats are associated with blue and republicans are associated with red

    • @TheStrongNerd
      @TheStrongNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@borni8925 part of it is that he's wearing blue while saying that

    • @malgtuzi5020
      @malgtuzi5020 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borni8925 and another part is the color blue is associated with police (hence a blue lives matter movement)

  • @andrewgray1520
    @andrewgray1520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    "This place is almost as bad as Guantanamo." Gets me every time

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Akatosh: I have summoned earth's greatest warrior to help defeat Alduin.
    Dibella: Are you sure? He looks like a grandpa someone shoved in a suit.
    Akatosh: Nonsense. He came highly recommended from my old friend, Sheogorath.
    Mara: Nirn is doomed.

    • @anonimus966
      @anonimus966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Its funny because they really are old friend since after Oblivion
      Akatosh = Martin Septim
      Sheogorath = Hero of Kvatch

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anonimus966 EXACTLY! *slaps table*

    • @petrospetromixos6962
      @petrospetromixos6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anonimus966 what do you mean i was hero of kvatch

    • @jackychen6261
      @jackychen6261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Meanwhile Sheogorath is in the corner laughing his guts out

    • @shadowcat0201
      @shadowcat0201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petrospetromixos6962 Hero of my Crotch?

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    I don't know how you manage to keep getting the deep fakes cleaner but you just do, top tier work.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      If only they applied these talents for...less noble means

    • @HansWurst1569
      @HansWurst1569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Voice is probably deepfaked, most likely AI that works on voice bits. And the face is his own body plus edited face of biden, probably also used AI to get the face animations to work better with bidens actual facial expressions sorry for ruining it :(

    • @Anna-po1sb
      @Anna-po1sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah…the deepfake is great but you’re making joe too lively and aware. He definitely doesn’t use body language or talk coherently

    • @jonahselwood7017
      @jonahselwood7017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@HansWurst1569 bro... its real

    • @Ezio-Auditore94
      @Ezio-Auditore94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HansWurst1569 Ruining it? We all know it's deep fake

  • @JoeKing69
    @JoeKing69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Omg it's a flying dinosaur!"
    He really would say that upon seeing a dragon lol

  • @Mistarpotato
    @Mistarpotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "Are those giant fuckin' spiders?!" I died, this shit is great and I hope it becomes a full on series. Also bad doggy was great.

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If Joe Biden would say “fuck” more often, I’d probably pay attention to his bizarre speeches

    • @ЕгорНиколаевич-я5й
      @ЕгорНиколаевич-я5й 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Old Joe! Why did you touch that bear? You're not Russian!

    • @chip20yearsago2
      @chip20yearsago2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calico9046 Right. His speeches are more bizarre than Trumps. And Trump says some of the dumbest shit ever!

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh! my back!! 😵😵

    • @thunder_wolf23
      @thunder_wolf23 ปีที่แล้ว

      :In monotone: "Oh my back. Oh sweet fuckin Jesus my back. Bad doggy. Very bad doggy."

  • @mikewatkinson1996
    @mikewatkinson1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Dude these are fucking gold. I would watch a full length movie of these. I hope joevahkiin beats the game lol

    • @E.C.Animation
      @E.C.Animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes! But through an accidental series of mishaps where he gets most of his followers killed by sacrificing them for every fight while he hides behind rocks! 🤣😂🤣

    • @brandaman83
      @brandaman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I absolutely would as well

    • @lcb4449
      @lcb4449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too !

    • @anothermeantroll8376
      @anothermeantroll8376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's go Brandon

    • @goldman77700
      @goldman77700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@E.C.Animation Lol basically a minion master run. Perfectly suits a politician. 🤣

  • @soulechelon2643
    @soulechelon2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    I love the fact that this is absolutely hilarious without going too deep into politics. Everyone from all sides (at least, those with a sense of humor) can laugh at this. You threaded that needle perfectly. Bravo.

    • @Witch_of_Gains
      @Witch_of_Gains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's true, this is honestly funny. As much as Joe irks me, comedy is comedy lol

    • @coreyeverett5500
      @coreyeverett5500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I was worried they'd go too far into dementia jokes but they also show him killing a dude in one punch and being witty. It just really feels like HIM, albeit satirized in a way that's not mean.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The one thing that every gamer fears, politics.

    • @TheHammerofDissidence
      @TheHammerofDissidence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@coreyeverett5500 Biden's actions have directed contributed to the deaths of people and ruined lives both here and over seas, just like most of our politicians. Stop pretending like anyone in DC deserves respect. Ceaseless ridicule is the least of what they deserve.

    • @BenMorelliRG
      @BenMorelliRG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheHammerofDissidence you're why people can't have nice things

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    “Or was two? Or three?”
    That booster bit got me good. This deep fake is well made!
    You’ve earned a sub!

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The implications of deep fakes even better than this are terrifying. But I'm just here to enjoy it, and that's at least an upvote for me!

    • @orirosengarten2572
      @orirosengarten2572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's that son of bitch Fauci when you need him

    • @after_midnight9592
      @after_midnight9592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you had one shot or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@after_midnight9592 I'm sorry, I was'nt paying attention.

  • @Markel_A
    @Markel_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Blue isn't really my colour"
    Is literally wearing blue

  • @1212zeek1212
    @1212zeek1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Using his staircase fall at 2:32 was sooo gold xD lmao

  • @Trixlerfox
    @Trixlerfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Biden: “Blues not my color”
    Me: he’s wearing a navy blue suit with a stain on his left shoulder

    • @crestfallenwarrior8435
      @crestfallenwarrior8435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah and he's a democrat and blue is their color

    • @ErraticFaith
      @ErraticFaith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone knows that Joe rocks the red and gold. Even here on the other side of the world =P

    • @skoookum
      @skoookum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crestfallenwarrior8435 Joe's been a right wing fascist his entire life.

    • @culturecanvas777
      @culturecanvas777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crestfallenwarrior8435 yes 😂

    • @Awakeningspirit20
      @Awakeningspirit20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It literally is though, his suits are especially blue and it actually looks really good on him lol

  • @RobTheBunny76
    @RobTheBunny76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I like how calm he was the whole time.

    • @bogdan7532
      @bogdan7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has already lived his life

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sedated. His blood is basically pharmaceutical liquid at this point from all the drugs.

  • @arizonaranger9486
    @arizonaranger9486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “This one’s for corn pop” 😂🤣
    Well done sir!

  • @XShaneX19
    @XShaneX19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Well, considering you're going to kill me anyway what do I got to lose?"
    I always thought this about this scene...

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @johnblack8872
      @johnblack8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.... Bethesda missed a opportunity to allow you to run away

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the other guy's head is still in the basket. You'd think they'd remove it so yours wouldn't fall on top of the other head and just roll off on the ground. What's the point of the basket?

  • @BlisteringBlue42
    @BlisteringBlue42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The "oh shit I forgot about the distraction" had me in tears lmfao 🤣!!!

  • @GreenFalcon926
    @GreenFalcon926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Are those giant fucking spiders?!" That was hilarious, because that was my exact question when I first played this game. Brilliant video.

  • @VanZyl.
    @VanZyl. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “We already have a Redguard mayor, we don’t need a Redguard President”
    -Joevahkiin

  • @retconned4092
    @retconned4092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    " at least i can rest peacefully knowing i led the honorable life of a career politician"
    i laughed so hard at this

  • @sean-lukewebster909
    @sean-lukewebster909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "oh my god, it's a flying dinosaur"
    It took me a while to regain my composure after that one.

    • @Awakeningspirit20
      @Awakeningspirit20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I oddly just kind of agreed with the statement, I mean that's what dragons were if they existed, survivors of the dinosaur age that were wiped out by humans or God knows what else. It's a cool theory, alligators survived those times, why not dragons?

  • @brandonmitchell2374
    @brandonmitchell2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    This needs to be a series, it is in fact, hands down one of the best things I've ever seen on TH-cam, ever

    • @sawdust8691
      @sawdust8691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed. Some of the best content I've ever seen.

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is great. they really should do trump and obama as well.

    • @empcat1254
      @empcat1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is

    • @MrObliviousegg
      @MrObliviousegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. Absolutely had me in stitches. Needs an Oscars nomination.

    • @Vyndraek
      @Vyndraek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely

  • @cc1912
    @cc1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Dr. P does a more realistic Joe Biden than the actual Joe Biden. Great job as always!

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Iknorite? Biden's PR team should hire him so that people think Biden can make this much sense for this long

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Joevakiin was such a popular skyrim character they made him into a real thing.

    • @matthewdrexler188
      @matthewdrexler188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg xD

    • @10forthebigguy61
      @10forthebigguy61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This would be Biden with quarter of a brain instead of none and dementia

  • @michaelbennett9197
    @michaelbennett9197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “Well that guy’s definitely not acting” 😂

  • @meanmugging
    @meanmugging 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "The honorable life of a career politician" You had my like, but now you get my sub

    • @mal35m
      @mal35m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here.

  • @hannahscholtzz7355
    @hannahscholtzz7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Him tripping up the stairs got me good. Didn't know you could use such a meme to make an even better meme

  • @bluejesus105
    @bluejesus105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Honestly this is so good. Ive never seen something similiar in terms of how original and funny this is. Continue please.

    • @HMalem
      @HMalem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pertinax has an epic sopranos/skyrim crossover . Mans1ay3r has some of the most iconic skyrim content...

    • @aybon7398
      @aybon7398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if u like gta san andreas, and these style of videos u should check out kenny paas

    • @coreysayre1376
      @coreysayre1376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HMalem definitely enjoy pertinax's sopranos skyrim crossover, and it is a similar idea, but this version of it is much more realized and with all due respect to Pert, a higher quality production.
      I could easily see there being an audience for this as a sitcom-esque series here on YT in the 6 figure range

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "I don't know Ralof, blue isn't really my color"
    Says the *democrat*

    • @swolehas1794
      @swolehas1794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He was wearing blue when he said that. lol

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      says the _centrist_ democrat, which is basically just a republican

    • @gochiuto4416
      @gochiuto4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pg9193 lol wat

    • @andrewlinn7863
      @andrewlinn7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pg9193
      Democrats have moved further left over the years, but that doesn’t mean he’s moved so far right he’s now a republican. Biden does hold a significant set of progressive views that couldn’t be considered republican. His views on borders/immigration, abortion, oil drilling, taxes, to big to fail bailouts, inflation, government spending; are all very democratic in nature.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewlinn7863 but he still doesn't give a shit about universal healthcare so he's as useful as a republican

  • @GB-sh9st
    @GB-sh9st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This is a series... we truly are blessed.

  • @autumt7390
    @autumt7390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The part with him falling UP the stairs 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭 man my abs hurt from laughing so hard

    • @piercewehrle148
      @piercewehrle148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He fell UP the stairs in real life 😂😂😂 thats why it worked so well

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "Ralof, all my shoes are wet!"
    Easily the funniest line in this whole thing.

  • @Roryo
    @Roryo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I'm not even gonna attempt to come up with a funny comment, all I have to say is this is absolutely brilliant!

    • @DyingNPCs
      @DyingNPCs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree

    • @BigYodaBalls
      @BigYodaBalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup

    • @justabrahm9290
      @justabrahm9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So wait that’s what people try to do ?

    • @wezzsimple6612
      @wezzsimple6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justabrahm9290 Yeah it’s annoying, they say a corny unoriginal ass joke to get likes in the comment section.

  • @STPaulBluewaves
    @STPaulBluewaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This needs to be a whole series I love this 😂

  • @skid3339
    @skid3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Whohoa, this stuff makes me feel like 71 again” 💀

  • @samuelprince4719
    @samuelprince4719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "this one's for corn pop!" 🤣 And the shots bit really got me. I hope Joe call the grey beards young men when he meets them and flirts with the night mother 😂

  • @deathrisen6617
    @deathrisen6617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This explains everything the sleeping, the falling on the plane it's not him being old its him crossing alternate universes, take me with you Joe!

  • @JoMcD21
    @JoMcD21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Using the clip of him falling up the stairs was genius 🤣

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It really was. Absolutely iconic.

    • @newguy3588
      @newguy3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm glad I read your comment, it looked so natural I didn't even catch it.

  • @flightmode7655
    @flightmode7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i wonder if anyone at secret service watched this and just burst out laughing when Joe says anything 😆

  • @MrShinTensei
    @MrShinTensei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:40 "Ralef all my shoes are wet" "Are those giant fuckin spiders?!"

  • @CypherDND
    @CypherDND 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Please keep this story going, it's literally amazing! THIS ONE'S FOR CORN POP!

    • @joeboron795
      @joeboron795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corn pop was a bad dude

    • @sawdust8691
      @sawdust8691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeboron795 he ran a bunch of bad boys.

    • @charlesmcgill2974
      @charlesmcgill2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeboron795 who knew a lot of bad dudes

  • @thefoogler4027
    @thefoogler4027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “There’s gonna be serious changes at the secret service after this”😂😅

  • @utmostkibbles9125
    @utmostkibbles9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You're going to kill me anyway, so what have I got to lose?" ...that's actually a good point xD

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    This must be a dream, he's actually talking in coherent sentences.

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He's a helluva lot more coherent than the orange clown ever was.

    • @HushtheMag
      @HushtheMag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      @@mousermind Said nobody ever

    • @wacklemandoe
      @wacklemandoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@mousermind hey man I don’t like trump as much as the next guy but stop sippin the kool aid not once during the trump administration did he refer to one country as different a one, he never fell asleep during a dang committee hearing, and he never just flat out started saying random shit like last week “America can be described in 1 word ajdhdkajdhksska Himalayas” like cmon man give your head a shake

    • @Sneaky_Pirate
      @Sneaky_Pirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mousermind yea at least joe Biden isn’t threatening to take away all the rights from native Americans like trump threatened to do. My tribe was about to sue the h3ll out of the United States government for breaking more treaties, and my tribe wasn’t the only one around the country getting ready to sue either.

    • @russmayos3694
      @russmayos3694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@wacklemandoe yup the guy you replied to probably is another “orange man bad” person

  • @scrappyanimations4096
    @scrappyanimations4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You should add the part where his son is a skooma addict and member of the thieves guild

  • @michapiechowski1810
    @michapiechowski1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Im really impressed with the dialogue. You actually made Joe into a smug but overally cool character, with a sense of humour. It's one thing to enjoy what the character is doing or saying, but it's great to enjoy a character. Looking forward to next parts

    • @SnakeSkinz
      @SnakeSkinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cool? Is this the same mentality that got him into office in the first place? Lol

    • @michapiechowski1810
      @michapiechowski1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@SnakeSkinz Don't know, didn't vote for him

    • @sheepdog5799
      @sheepdog5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Overall cool? Yeah no. FJB

    • @michapiechowski1810
      @michapiechowski1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@sheepdog5799 i was calling the character in the series cool, not to be equated with the real life Joe Biden.
      I mean im in the "lets go Brandon" club myself

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr? The real life guy is a fraud compared to the one in the video

  • @doomspook
    @doomspook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I led the honorable life of a career politician" made me laugh 😂

  • @DarrenHoussein
    @DarrenHoussein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    2:47 you had to walk backwards to capture Joe running, thats dedication

  • @forsar_145_fifth8
    @forsar_145_fifth8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Need to see more of joevahkiin, Keep doing the good work 👍

  • @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671
    @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Geronimo!"
    "Oh, my back!"
    got me wheezing

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You're a truly honorable man, horse thief"
    This is such a good line

  • @JohnPaul-fw3os
    @JohnPaul-fw3os 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. I would watch a whole series like that! 😂

  • @lawscott978
    @lawscott978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This should be a weekly series its incredible

  • @dylanhealy8126
    @dylanhealy8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “Joevakhiin’s pen can be used to sign executive orders that increase the bounties on skooma addicts”
    Nice reference to the ‘94 crime bill

    • @erebusrealm
      @erebusrealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the moment I subscribed

    • @thesaurus9226
      @thesaurus9226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the best part.

    • @addisonsmith3503
      @addisonsmith3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah buddy. Our pal Joe

  • @Masky5150
    @Masky5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I made a huge mistake watching this at work, got tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts trying to keep from bursting out loud with laughter. These are brilliantly created and so entertaining. Well done.

  • @MyTwoPence
    @MyTwoPence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is the series we all need. This is fantastic

  • @petrifiedtoaster8572
    @petrifiedtoaster8572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's the little touches that keep bringing me back to this amazing video. Like at 2:49, with Joevakhin looking at the body and hopping the small step as he runs from the dragon.

  • @guccimalcs
    @guccimalcs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    As an amateur video editor who’s only been doing it for a couple years, I have a couple things to say.
    1. I’m jealous af of this video tbh. Everything is cut together and edited perfectly.
    2. I can’t even imagine how long this video took. It would’ve taken me weeks lol. Maybe even months the muster up the patience for all the tedious work.
    This is a work of art. Congratulations man. It’s beautiful

    • @DrPhoxotic
      @DrPhoxotic  2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Appreciate the kind words man! And don’t be disheartened these take me forever to get done as well 😂

    • @guccimalcs
      @guccimalcs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DrPhoxotic I’m not disheartened at all. I’m inspired lol. I want to make edits like this some day

    • @Mduenisch
      @Mduenisch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrPhoxotic What do you use? Vegas or Adobe?

    • @versusVSversus.
      @versusVSversus. ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@guccimalcsHi, so how do you think was it done? Entire body AI or face only?

  • @oblivious108
    @oblivious108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This... this is just gold. Please, don't stop making these!
    I was cackling like a mad man in a pharmacy, waiting for my medication and watching this.

  • @Adamo-Kilbalini
    @Adamo-Kilbalini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Not only did this look amazing, it was very well written. Looking forward to more.

  • @richardbezold2622
    @richardbezold2622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I never comment. But you are sitting on a gold mine of an idea. Continue the series. As Skyrim has a huge following. Can’t wait to come back and watch this blow up and you get over a mil subs. Good luck on your journey.

  • @Jimmy_CV
    @Jimmy_CV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I love how what Joe says makes more sense in this parody than what he says irl.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      In real life it would be more like "Aboogaboobipboop" *shits himself and have a seizure* type of thing

    • @sonofsuicide3550
      @sonofsuicide3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds like you guys genuinely don’t watch him but parrot conservative propaganda as a joke lol

    • @Jimmy_CV
      @Jimmy_CV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@sonofsuicide3550 lol apparently you havnt seen him speak recently. He can barley make it through a sentence without making a gaffe, or having a dementia moment.

    • @sonofsuicide3550
      @sonofsuicide3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jimmy_CV I mean he’s old and literally has a stutter but whatever fits your alt right narrative bro lol

    • @Jimmy_CV
      @Jimmy_CV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sonofsuicide3550 exactly he is old, idk what you know about aging but when you get old you tend to suffer from cognitive degenerative diseases. I.e biden, he is clearly not all there it's not really a conspiracy. I've seen my own grandfather lose his mind and biden definitely has some of the symptoms cognitive degeneration, he just did a speech in north Carolina where as soon as he finishes he turns to go for a handshake and nobody is near him and he just holds the pose, he then turns around extends his hand again and stared at the flag behind him. He has wandered off multiple times before being escorted back on track, and he isn't allowed to answer press off script, it's pretty obvious. I'm not attacking you personally but you can't seriously ignore all the signs and just chalk it up to a "stuttef"

  • @sledgedragon2677
    @sledgedragon2677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Makes me feel like I'm 71 again!"

  • @redaethel4619
    @redaethel4619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is great stuff. Will we get a “would you shut up man” scene with Heimskr?

    • @swolehas1794
      @swolehas1794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He can say that to Cicero too

    • @WhiteManGodzillaFan
      @WhiteManGodzillaFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To NAZEEM

    • @joseberrios7979
      @joseberrios7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heimskr would be doing the Gay frogs bit, and I'd have lost my kidneys laughing.

    • @kendokindura2506
      @kendokindura2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhiteManGodzillaFan "Do you ever go to the cloud district much?".. Do you even Cloud District bro?. Ffs it's right there, how hard is it to make it there...

  • @benthayermath
    @benthayermath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Please please continue. We must see the Joevahkiin fulfill his destiny!

  • @IceGoddessRukia
    @IceGoddessRukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joevakin doing a fighting stance is making me lose my shit.
    Brilliant!

  • @UncleAnaesthesia
    @UncleAnaesthesia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Okay well that guy's definitely not acting" broke me.
    Well done!

  • @marcvandermeyden8000
    @marcvandermeyden8000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "okeee wel he is clearly batshit crazy" that had me laughing so much.

  • @78greendragon
    @78greendragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dude we need a whole series of this, its frickin gold

  • @ginja8715
    @ginja8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    He talks too cleanly, breaking my immersion of the actual Biden in this situation

    • @HomerS95
      @HomerS95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's seems like the way he'd talk if his body could keep up with his mind, or maybe a younger version of it. Considering he's dreaming up skyrim it makes sense to me

    • @Sam60420
      @Sam60420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @WAVYU5
      @WAVYU5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's the real Biden. We have the escaped version from the shivering isles who took his place.

    • @Jianju69
      @Jianju69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Granted, he did drink a healing potion...

  • @SnakeSkinz
    @SnakeSkinz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    2:45 This aged so well

    • @wilser2312
      @wilser2312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂

    • @danko5866
      @danko5866 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr lol

  • @Alpffine
    @Alpffine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Beware of the fact checkers fact checking you that Joe Biden wasn’t actually in Skyrim running away from a flying dragon.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Flying dinosaur*

    • @kanaric
      @kanaric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cry about it

    • @giuseppejoseph8890
      @giuseppejoseph8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love this! Guaranteed to get fact-checked. Just tagged a bunch of my friends in it. I'm 100% following this series to it's conclusion.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fact check: Biden was actually running _after_ his dog in the shower (& broke his foot?)

    • @yj9032
      @yj9032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep crying

  • @Irish16King
    @Irish16King 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Ok this one is clearly bat shit crazy"
    "He goes to the block " 🤣🤣

  • @todd.howard
    @todd.howard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “This one’s for corn pop!”
    Dude these videos are hilarious. Definitely subscribing

  • @docholiday2538
    @docholiday2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The falling up the stairs from the plane trip was great lol
    Perfect placement 😂

  • @creatorofmmdaw398
    @creatorofmmdaw398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    5:05 I never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @taylorsmith1981
    @taylorsmith1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This one’s for Corn Pop” 😂🤣

  • @dirtyoliver1180
    @dirtyoliver1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is ethereal. You deserve a medal for this no joke.

  • @8ig0r86
    @8ig0r86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is actually better than the actual Skyrim main storyline

  • @HipHopAn0n
    @HipHopAn0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "If you don't like this video, you're not the Dragonborn" - Joe Biden

  • @thetachyon456
    @thetachyon456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn, you got his mannerism and personality just perfect

  • @jmblazer72
    @jmblazer72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Joe's way more coherent in this than he is in real life.

    • @grymjaw
      @grymjaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not anymore. My guess they are giving him all types of drugs because he’s been very coherent since taking office.

    • @asurmenhandofasuryan4610
      @asurmenhandofasuryan4610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In real life he's still waaaaaay more coherent than Trump.

    • @redsun3910
      @redsun3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@asurmenhandofasuryan4610 not even close lmao

    • @asurmenhandofasuryan4610
      @asurmenhandofasuryan4610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@redsun3910 Nope, Trump is an incoherent mess

    • @Gannecus86
      @Gannecus86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@asurmenhandofasuryan4610 Come on man don't be that guy. This dude is a potato and isn't half as funny as Trump is. Get help for that TDS so we can enjoy the memes.

  • @bdgregorybd
    @bdgregorybd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “There are gonna be some serious changes in the secret service after this” 💀 dying

  • @damionburciaga7503
    @damionburciaga7503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so amazing it's scary. I don't even trust watching the news anymore.

    • @laznoland4558
      @laznoland4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think those two things go hand-in-hand

  • @momoneymoproblemz
    @momoneymoproblemz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This is for corn pop”
    Was the best line for Biden lore. Corn pop ran a hard crew by the pool. He use to have a bike lock like this wow

  • @leftoverpizzza3337
    @leftoverpizzza3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bro you need to keep this absolute gold coming, I haven’t laughed this hard in years