Putting no ability points into charisma
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- Never forget about charisma
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"You there! Fuck you!" is officially the best phrase for every guard npc in every games 😂
Always make sure your charisma is at the minimal needed, in such games. It'd be cool rude NPC's cause you ugly smell etc :D
Thanks for my new Ringtone
"Why is every npc here so mean to me"
Rowan: "Because FUCK YOU! For the peace of the K I N G D O M"
Suddenly I want a Skyrim mod with that line replacing whatever lines guards normally use when they turn hostile.
"You there! Fuck you!" is an absolute masterclass in script writing.
Second that!
We know writing good 😎
That cracked me up :D
I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Now I want you to be super honest here. Did someone write this entire script just so that someone could say "fuck you" to Ben?
"You there. Fuck you."
The way Ben just disappeared up into the air in a puff of red mist 😂
My favorite part of any of their recent videos. Absolutely glorious.
He became a piece of the kingdom.
@@rodh1404 Small peaces of the kingdom, perhaps. (tbc: deliberate typo)
I wish guards in Skyrim said that.
And then then for the peace for the kingdom lol
0:28 The way her eyes flicker across the UI only she can see is a fantastic touch
I laughed way too hard at Rowan saying “You there, fuck you!”😂😂
I was laughing before then, but Rowan with that line sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard.
For the peace of the kingdom!
I'm still laughing. I went to the comments just looking for this.
@@SolaScientia I replayed that one part for at least 5 minutes while I’m laughing and crying.
@@TheBeardedDoog I think this is now my favorite moment from their videos.
the "you there! fuck you!" followed by the swift uppercut from Rowan was pure gold 😂
definitely the funniest part of the video.
The video went from "funny" to "I can't breathe" instantly with that.
It destroyed me xD my guys hurt still as I type this. Through me for a loop
"You there, f*ck you!" must be one of the best delivered lines in this channel, lol
That got me so much
you ever heard of "hnpf - im a model" .... xD it breaks me thinking of it LOL
All of a sudden, those two switched their Levels two times during the conversation. 😂
someone noticed as well! not only levels, but nicknames too! man, I was like "oh no", and "this is definitely in the comments" haha
Yup
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired over that blunder.
Mate i just finshed my commend and then i saw yours XD.
it's a glitch
Hearing "For the peace of the kingdom" again makes me so happy. Loved Rowan as the guard.
for the alliance!
Same here
Don't EVER stop doing Epic NPC Man, please.
We will NEVER stop it 😍
@@VivaLaDirtLeague ♥💙
@@VivaLaDirtLeague PLEASE PLEASE partner with a game developer to make this game.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Till the heat death of the universe and beyond!
And bring the jingle back!!!
"For the peace of the kingdom!" It's been far too long since I saw this character. Good to have him back.
“FOH DA PEES AH DA KINGDOM”
Its my autoshout in MHR when a quest is completed
Yeah and wheres Eugene and his crying?
@@GCEXTREMEMN “sob.jpg”
We haven't seen the fisherman in far too long, i hope to hear: Good day for fishing, again someday.
Now do a sequel where he puts all his points into charisma, but finds that none of the NPCs want to fight him, including the final boss, no matter how much he tries to aggro them.
Ben: *deep breath* FU-
They've listened to you :d
It's already done with another video with the player kissing everyone even the last boss.
Charisma overload has already been made
there is
Oh man this episode really felt like a classic NPCman episode from the earlier seasons. Fantastic
excpet the lack of *EpIC NpC MaN*
I do miss that sometimes. I hope, if there is an Epic NPCMAN film, the score or theme song will be a beautifully remixed version of that.
Yup, those were the best!
100% -- love it!
"YOU THERE! FUCK YOU."
Best line Guard Rowan has ever delivered 😅
For the peace of the Kingdom!
Wonder what he would say at max charisma.
@@Malwontae For the King!
For the alliance
@@sandrosliske He would probably said that line to Greg instead :D.
For some reason "You there, fuck you" with no pause made me burst out laughing. Never make Charisma your dump stat, or this will happen.
as someone with 0 charisma points on my real life character, I felt this way too hard. 🤣
Really
Be careful around flowers.
For peace of the kingdom
@@lucifermorningstar8469 for the alliance
Zero charisma here as well. My next door neighbor won't even make eye contact, and then will chat for 20 minutes with a complete stranger.
Really caught me off guard there with the "you there, f**k you!" 😂😂
Good to see Ben back in outrageously good form too 😁
When Rowan plays the guard something amazing always happens
Right?! Expected some form of the "Stop thief" or something. Instead just jumps to "You there, fu** you!" Cracked me up
For the peace of the kingdom!
Holy fk that was awesome
Fantastic writing
The most I have laughed at a skit. The simple humor of "You there, F*CK YOU!"
No investigation whatsoever 😂
No investigation and immediate deadly force! 🤣
So true!! Arguably Rowan's best dialouge lmao
I think it's the fact we've seen how the guard character acts in so many other skits, the zero charisma version is hilarious.
@@BlazingOwnager Yes, when taken in context with the guard's other conversations with maybe another sentence or two, even better. 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mixed character names and levels, Greg actually having himself a good time, the guard not even caring to state a crime and just skip straight to punishment. This game is wild. I wanna play.
The crime was having an unlikeable face 😂
"You there! ....F you!" 😂
That guard was clearly trained in the American style of law enforcement.
If they ever create a game it really would be awesome to play.
morrowind somtimes has this happen if they hate you enough, same with oblivion lol
Love that they keep bringing back the "for the peace of the kingdom" line
"You there, fuck you! For the peace of the kingdom" actually crying at that line
😂 me too 😂
Same here! I practically peed myself laughing so hard!
"For the alliance!"
Yeeess!
😂 best lines of the clip!
The “You there, fuck you!”
Absolutely killed me xD I expected him to say the usual “Stealing is a drum punishable by death!” And then rip him in half.
Damn that really got me
Drum instead of crime opens a whole new whole of possibilities.
Now you've got me picturing Rowan going around hurling massive concert sized drums at people
the guard just blatantly hates uncharismatic person, punishing uncharismatic flower thief just an excuse
It looks like he just wanted a excuse to kill hım and ıts hilarious
This line had me in tears of laughter. Such perfect delivery
Anyone noticed their names and levels got reversed after the exchange with the garlic farmer? And then it went back to normal again before picking flower :)
Day 1 patch was not installed.
Yup.
Ah, using the players as beta testers.
Future patch note:
Fixed UI issue where player levels and name displays would get switched.
Having Epic NPC, Ben back in place and him saying "outrageous" is happy place. 🥰
The little jump when buying or equipping stuff always kills me for some reason.
😁😁
Sorry to hear that, what type of condition is that?
How many times have you been respawn?
it is called "character reset"... happens every time, a characters inventory or stat changes
@@SnoopCreature17 if you were serious I would've lost hope in humanity
Greg being so vehemently aggressive was such a hilarious delight. He will forever be my favorite character ❤
As Ben describes him in VLDL D&D, "He puts on a facade but he's actually a little psycho." xD
Rowan just killed it for me in this video.
I was not expecting that delivery. One line can make a video at times and that was it.
"Rowan just killed it..."
He has a name!
@@superexoticshrub You mean "it has a name"
Needs more charisma.
I love how Rowan's guard is probably the most predictable recurring NPC and it's usually "You there! Murder is a chrime punishable by death" or something similar - a very legitimate textbook consistent answer that we're all used to.
But even such a predictable, consistent, legitimate character still makes an exception to be unnecessarily harsh to No-Chraisma-Points man 😄
I lol'd
Literally travelled to NZ for these guys, the garlic farmers hut is currently in construction, as you see the roof had no thatch. So cool to see where they film everything !
Where is that place?
I like that the guard is still on 'fast mode' after he leveled up when defeating the dark lord.
He’s got all those new powers and stats 😍
the guard's 180 from "F*** You DIE!" and then harmless guppy never gets old but why did Ben get launched instead of meat puzzle like guard Rowan's usual executions?🤔
I love how the guard didn’t even ask questions he was just like
“You there f- you”
“You there, fuck you.” So simple yet so soulcrushing.
It's even funnier after watching the newest video where Rowan used all his skill points on charisma. The difference!
Lmao I did the same thing!
I can't find that one anymore
Starting at roughly 1:09, their gamer tags and levels are switched, if it matters. 😁
Thank you for another fun video!
Good spot. Switches back at about 01:57.
Probably a Bethesda IP 😁
Was about to say this. Too slow! :D
@@LBandy Same
The effects guy only put 3 points into intelligence.
also she gained 3 levels lol at the end
I was already laughing before, but then Guard Rowan appearing with "you there! fuck you!" sent me into a coughing fit. It really does feel like that when I've aggroed enemies that seem to be even more angry than usual.
I always prioritise charisma right at the beginning as I'm paranoid about missing any potential dialogue options.
And then it always ends up skipping loads of annoying fetch quests, which I like.
DnD i love charisma builds, so much fun. (I'm not talking about the stereotype bard btw)
Same here :D
Yeah, at least 3-4/10 really helps in skill tree early on in RPGs. Many skills require 6/10 Charisma later depending on the game.
I'm reminded of The Gamers 2. The fighter has a dex/charisma build and ready kicks ass with it.
Finally a game where Charisma actually counts for something!
It counts in real life. I have none though.
@@thenonexistinghero Guard: YOU THERE F*** YOU! *walks over*
You should play some actual TTRPGs. You’ll be crying for a higher Charisma stat all too often 😂
For D&d, everything count.
I don't know what you are talking about
Someone's not playing d&d enough i see.
2:05 "You there! Fuck you!" had me laughing so hard, but then the guard immediately kills Ben. That deserves its very own belly laugh.
Killed me 😂
@@mikewilkins959 Just goes to show you how powerful those guards are.
I was literally dying so hard for 2 hours straight 😂😂
I'm watching this in bed snickering and trying not to wake others up!
@@abeclark524 Or it could mean that Ben was just newbie with level 2
I think you guys mixed character level after conversation
Noticed that straight away too xD
Not just the levels, they switched the names as well.
logged in to write exactly the same :)
Clearly a bug in the game 😅
Yep, they did 1:42
I like that Greg just calls the guard, and doesn't detail what happened, but the guard just kills Ben anyway, lol
Yep, all NPCs can telepathically communicate with one another.
@@firesong7825 I think with 0 charisma would make all guard kill him on sight without any reason 🤣
@@Hung_Nguyen_90 I think that was a rule in early DnD, if my shattered memory decides to work this morning lol
@@Hung_Nguyen_90 I mean it could be worse, could be like DnD where you actually go into Negative Charisma.
For the king!
"You there, Fuck You" is still cracking me up 20 minutes after watching this. Excellent writing. We need more "Zero Charisma Guy."
This conversation was so intense that Ben leveled up 13 levels just by training his speech ... and also changed his nickname 🤣🤣🤣
They swapped and I was like what why?
I think they just missed the name swap in post. Pretty funny
i was like "hmm i wonder if anyone noticed that"
nice catch, didn't see it
Yes really funny, they swapped the Nametags :D
This was very good. I honestly think that this No Charisma character should become a whole series. Great content as always and keep up the great work.
walks into "The friendly Alchemy shop" and all the plants just grab him and tie him down...
etc.
He didn't actually mention his class. Maybe he can get around his low charisma problems by using mind control magic, or become an alchemist that make potions himself. Imagine having to chuck a charisma boost potion everytime he need to interact wiyh an npc.
@@michaelpettersson4919 There's that +10 charisma ring that guy used to get into the rangers guild.
@@solandri69 Schiiiiing!!!
@@richardvenables619 🤣🤣😆🤣 I remember that scene.
"You there! F-you!" Is probably the best line ever. I have watched it 10+ times and just cant stop laughing.
Man, I think I would've finished a lot more RPG's in my day if all the NPC's / Bosses had just had more of Rowan's attitude. It's like, Mr. Boss...I've literally killed 95% of your henchmen, soldiers, mini-bosses and summoned monsters to get here. My Charisma sucks (because f* charisma). So don't make me sit through pages of dialogue and moral choices when we both know every choice is gonna lead to a fight. Just give me the "You there, Fuck you!" treatment and let's get this over with.
As someome with only 1 Charisma, this hits home.
Too real
you poor thing there there
@@raven4k998
There they're their 😆
Greg going "What a lovely day" at the end killed me. Carful there Alan, your showing your true colors.
Normally charisma really doesn’t matter all that much. It’s great to see NPC’s reacting so violently to a low charisma score 😂
It really depends on the game you’re playing. In my experience it’s either game-breakingly overpowered or completely worthless.
Try Fable 3 then lmao
Neverwinter Nights series (and I guess their 'sisters' Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale as well) are pretty much like that, yes.
Of course, some exaggeration happened for comic purposes, but it's very relatable 😂
They do effect item price all the time
@@abrarahmad-mw4dk depending on the game, that doesn’t always make a super huge difference. Skyrim for instance has such a borked economy that you’ll stop caring about money by level 20
That empty stare when Britt looks at the Garlic Farmer but is actually looking at the product list 😂
Not sure why we didn't get to see some CGI menus. Would have made the video a bit better imo
@@chriscunningham6401 Because that's what a random bystander would see, its perfect this way.
Nah man, it's better this way
This video still makes me laugh uncontrollably when Alan gags and when Rowan gives the upper cut of justice
Alan's insults are so vicious it feels personal, the ending is cherry on top
It's Heisenberg!!!! He's Alive!
Why you're everywhere
Yo Mr White!
@@einsmic7854 Well to be honest, his status is pretty *uncertain* ...Apologies.
You everywhere
The guard has the best dialogue... Such a straightforward response and no mincing of words... I hope most of the games heroes' enemies and haters, be like that....
For the peace of the kingdom!
I have a feeling Alan loves when he gets to be “the mean one” in these.
He definitely does!
Imagine what he would do if Ben tried to "skip."
@@Crim_Zen now that's a missed opportunity there XD
@@Crim_Zen
"Skip!"
"Oh f*ck you imma talk extra slow now juuuusst fooooor yooouuuu."
Where oh where is my b7777 a77 403!
The " You there, Fuck You!" and the guard slices the man into oblivion caught me lackin.
Greg actually loves no charisma players, it's how he can vent frustration in a healthy way
Much safer than the times they've been lacking.
Nod if you understand.
I lost the platinum chip
im just sitting here thinking. "how many times did he flub the lines" :D
I love how Rowan casually launches Ben straight into the air, just WHAMMO.
you see what happens when you set your charisma to zero you might as well be a bandit at that point
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
@@thomasbender2036 FOURTY LIONS!
@@Trehek FOUR TEAL IONS!
@@thomasbender2036 FOR TEA LIE-ONS! (whatever they are!)
That's so funny! Greg can be quite vicious when you don't meet his standards
Damn, that smack with the "for the peace of the kingdom" had me in full, unvoluntary loud ugly laughter. Great Job! 😅
Straight up nostalgic old npc man, please more of these
"You there! Fuck you!" Love how the guard get straight to the point instead of walking around the bush with things like "you better come quietly or things are not gonna end well for you" or something 😆
It may have been one of the funniest one liners to ever grace NPC Man! I'm still laughing.
«There’s someone prowling ‘round here»
Wait, I know you!
Reminds me more of the GTA cops, to be honest
Shout out to Ben for some great acting, especially physical acting. His little startled reactions (especially 2:02) really speak to an understanding and dedication to the craft, and really help sell the whole thing.
You've got a keen eye there, mate. Ben is indeed a fantastic actor
“YOU THERE! FUCK YOU!” Killed me dawg
not often you see charisma ACTUALLY mean much in a game, but for those few times it really matters, it REALLY matters....
Yeah, no. It never matters THAT much.
@@xinf3ctdx Yeah, no. It can matter THAT much.
@@xinf3ctdx Bauldur's Gate 1 and 2 it has a very large effect, not as many games now days have issues with it, but back in the day not having CHA for trading and/or diplomacy would lock out over half the game content.
@@xinf3ctdx what are you 2 years old ? sure the weak ass games these companies farting out nowadays it rarely amtters , but boy did it matter in older games like baldur's gate (1and 2) , Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 , Knights of the old republic 1 and 2, Plane scape torment , Fallout 1 and 2 , fallout 3 it can really impact some things on. The list goes on and on with older games (1996-2010) that charisma certainly mattered in.
@@DenverStarkey Neverwinter Nights is, literally, impossible to play without a minimum CHA stats.
Always love it when the original music comes back around! Also glad to see the guard in there, Rowan always cracks me up in that role. For the peace of the kingdom!
Still can't get over how crazy strong guards are. In ESO, when you scroll over a guard, it's a solid white health bar with no level indicator.
I think in Oblivion they were always 15 levels stronger then you or something like that. Absolute fun time to say "Shitshitshit" when you stupidly pick one to ko so the Dark Brotherhood can notice you
@@redtycooner1038 In one of the Ultima games they made the guards reasonable strength wise but gave them a perk that increased their stats against player characters.
@@fearedjames welp, that's a bummer lol
@@redtycooner1038 I'm trying to remember if it was Oblivion or Skyrim where I was maxed out and I was annihilating entire cities. I maxed both characters in both games.
2:05 we all needed this timestamp
This is how Ben started his roleplaying arc.
There is one blonde hole in this theory. Britt can't be a part of that character's arc.
They are avatars.
@@MoBot249 In this skit Ben knows Britt irl.
I feel like you should do one of these for intelligence where your character cannot do advanced tasks such as open a locked door or the obligatory easy peasy mystery quests.
depends on the system, early DnD they can unlock doors, pick locks, etc. but they can't read and can barely speak.
Dinkledork's mystery of the missing jam covered the last part of that.
@@Werewolf_dr I was thinking more of a required quest with a really basic mystery but the player ie barred from even trying to complete it. The player knows how to solve it but the game won’t let them try.
1:17 Damn he power leveled in an instant from just buying potions
and also switched names
must of been some damn good potions
I have come to live it when Ben says either line. "This is outrageous" or "Well if were using magic why don't we just fly there and shoot lasers out our eyes".
I love Greg's change in demeanor instantly lol.
“You there, fuck you” is one of the funniest lines he’s ever said, hands down. That was perfect. 😂
Hey now, Ben is the most charismatic actor I know. Big props to Hamish for stepping in again.
I got super excited when I saw Hamish again in this one.
Damn, another Hamish comment got me! I was looking if he was there!
Where was Hamish?
@@warrior99s16 It’s a joke. Hamish has like 0 charisma and Ben has 100 charisma, so the joke is that Hamish is playing ben.
@Versitalist but that is totally BOB. You can tell by the pointy ears and the perfectly smooth face and lovely lockes of hair. His gravely voice and....
He may look different than I described but it is still _totally_ BOB
1:41 They switched names and levels. Reported for hacking
Man I love the guard. What an absolute chad keeping the peace in the kingdom!
WTF! Why would you call him a loser (chad)? What's wrong with you?
For the light!
For likes and response 😂
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after the guard killed him she got her name and levels back.
I need a compilation of Ben saying “this is outrageous”
It would be a long compilation!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague It would be outrageously long
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I'd watch it.
when the guard also hates you that they don't bother tells you what's your crime is and went straight to execution instead
It's officially canon that low Charisma means you smell bad.
When the garlic farmer says it, you know it's true
Thats weird. Because in Divinity Original Sin are Smelly Panties that give Charmisma +1 😃
Trying to imagine what ZERO charisma smells.
@@XtreeM_FaiL Social Anxiety and Fear
@@Gil-galad12 Well - maybe they smell like a nice perfume? When people talk of smell they often assume that it is negative, however that's not necessarily the case because smell can not only mean stench but also scent or even fragrance.
I love how Greg The Garlic Farmer said the flower wasn't for him and called the guard but, when the guard actually saw him saying... "Fuck you!" Made it so he wasn't killing him for taking a flower just for the simple fact he disliked him.
Sounds like Rowan!
@1:09 you guys forgot to swith their level indicator back hehe. But very awesome skit as always, i remember having identical scenario playing fallout 1 hehe. Thanks for the memories guys
Maybe one of the best lines I've heard in VLDL's videos: "YOU THERE, F**K YOU" 🤣🤣🤣
This may have been the funniest epic npc man ever, I was afraid that wouldn't be doing anymore of these, glad to see a new one!
This is absolutely a quality content. One of the best sketches of 2023 from Viva
YES! "For the piece of the kingdom!" Cracks me up every flipping time. Alan was hilarious as well. Had Ben and Britt too. Awesome skit.
peace
Everyone knows that red carnations, growing wild, are essential to the kingdom's peace. That guard can be proud of a job well done.
*every flip flapping time
He just wants a piece of the kingdom, and who can blame him?
@@skyfiter99 Yeah, grammatical error there. LOL
Everybody talking about the "F*ck you" but how about the follow up "for the peace of the kingdom!"😂 genius!
This whole thing was hilarious… I think I laughed from beginning to end.
But that guards delivery of “For the peace of the kingdom” was freaking chefs kiss man. That’s the kind of thing that will make me laugh every time I think about it 😆😁
Most likely a editing mistake but damn, Ben sure leveled up after getting bullied by Greg! From lvl 2 to lvl 15 in an instant. 1:18
Also changed name
They got names and levels switched.
Same again on 1:41
This conversation was so traumatic for Ben that he gained 13 levels from it and had an identity crisis!
And she lost 13. xD
@@rollin340 Then he picked a flower that healed him only to get fragging murdered by the guards for it.
Honestly if you guys turned this into an actual game, I’d play the hell out of it!
So many of their sketches would make interesting game mechanics. I really want a game where the player plays as a quest npc.
Id have to be a mugger
I think this might have been the most appropriate use of Ben's catchphrase I've seen so far.
What? This is outrageous!
Not just level, also names. That ruined my immersion 0/10
@Henrik J you replied to the wrong post.
We love when Greg comes out of his shell 😂
Only to those who’s charisma are completely 0
Oh wait what happens if he meet Baelin with 0 charisma?
@@kelvinli340 Still the exact same dialogue, just more passive-aggressive.
@@pwnorbepwned
Morning grrrrr
Nice grrrrr
Day grrrr
For grrrr
Fishing grrrrr
Ain’t grrrr
It grrr
Haha grrrr
I’ve missed Honeywood but it was worth the wait.
The comedic timing was flawless and the dialogue superb.
A masterclass in economy of speech and killer humour and acting.
Man, this was fkn great :'D Rowan's memeable line will live in VLDL legend
Greg always makes the videos better. I've missed seeing him in videos on the regular.
Rowan saying "You there ,F$#% You is perfect delivery. Ben's authentic groan is perfect. You guys are truly artists.
10 hours in and he's dead from a guard for picking a flower🤣
1:25 gesture, Perfect timing. Loved it.
Greg's reactions to Ben remind me of the exasperated Oblivion NPC faces when you had that low disposition haha
Rowan spawning out of the bushes, saying “F*ck You!”, Then following to one shot Ben with one swing
That’s my new DM threat to my PCs for being dicks
Guard Rowan showing up and saying “You there! Fuck you!” Then sending them to the Skyquest Space Program will forever be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
It's amazing that Ben's character level just boosted from 2 to 15 by just talking to Greg the Garlic Farmer.
And changed username as well.
Think this might be legit editing error...
It got exchanged with Brit's character. The name too.
"You there, f*** you" is the greatest piece of dialogue ever still laughing