Even Pam Anderson's bewbs can't save this travesty | So Bad It's Good
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You know a movie is miserable when even Pam Anderson's bewbs can't make it an interesting watch. There are 5-10 minutes of interesting footage in this. The rest is a brutal watch.
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Honestly they need to get Jango Fett doing more in this flick.
Every movie could use more Clint Howard is something not said enough
Every Star Trek movie needed Clint Howard in it. I think he only had that one appearance in the original series, though… nope, he’s been in a few of the recent Star Trek series too, probably on the strength of that original appearance.
So...what you are saying is Clint Howard needs to show his mewbs and or mits?
I interviewed him on my channel
Not having Carmen Electra naked in you movie is like casting Sean Bean and not killing him.
Pam's bewbs should have their own credits.
I think you mean her plastic surgeon should have his/her own credits.
That man deserves a goddamn medal.
They weren't bad before the plastic surgery either.
@@lavrentivs9891 She was just normal good old gorgeous before hand she became a god blessed legend after.
Ah yes, Pam Anderson's remake of Casablanca.
You mean Assablanca?
@@georgesykes394 No that's the porn parody. Close though.
@@georgesykes394 More like Booblanca; Pam's ass is flat.
I thought that it was her remake of citizen kane.
@@scottvincent3062 Well, they got the boring aspect of Citizen Kane down.
"You're looking particularly buoyant this evening."
Which is why she was the perfect lifeguard for Baywatch.
Jason watching Pam get hosed down and saying “I’m lookin’ hard” was the best line of the show🤣
What's sad is that Pam was actually incredibly and naturally hot, then she ruined herself with plastic surgery.
A Scandinavian beauty never needs cosmetic surgery. It should be a sin.
When she get put in a retirement
Home old dudes gonna be fighting
Over her.😂
Old guy beats another old guy to
Death with his cane.
Git yer own gal sonny boy.
That's *her* choice though.
@@alun7006 pam will always be the
Sex symbol of Hollywood.
Even when she's 100 still hot.🤣
I remember this movie. Even the released trailer looked bad. Pam's bewbs were the literal drawing power of this movie. And we all know bewbs only have so much attraction power. Much like gravity.
Methinks that gravity, the "weakest" and most misunderstood force in physics, might just have more attraction than those ridiculous bewbs.
When this came out, everybody immediately started making fun of her attempt at serious acting. It was instantly a joke.
What's in that dumpster that it didn't move? Every copy of every Sifu movie ever.
I rented this on VHS years ago with a buddy, because the cover said that it was an extended edition with more nudity. Turned out that they'd just slapped like 10 min. of the opening intro at the end of the flick, and that was it. Also, the story goes that this flick was received so poorly that it actually killed the comic book it was based on, and the comic didn't return until a couple of years ago.
If this killed the comic, that sucks for the creator.
So, with all the info you so kindly provided us with, we can all agree this movie is the definition of a 'So Bad It's Good' turkey.
The unrated version does have more boobage in the opening scene too.
the main reason people watch this movie doesn't require them to watch past the opening credits
Holy crap, how did you not notice Temuera Morrison? At 11:33 we see Jango Fett.
And before he was Jango, he was Jake "The Muss" Heke.
And Boba Fett.
Beat me to it 😂
@@roland1931 IDK how they missed that.
The worst sin for a movie is to be boring. It's unforgivable!! Clint Howard's line was the highlight of the movie. (Your looking buoyant)
Just on Pam. If you go back and look at her in her first Playboy pictorial, you can see the uniqueness in her beauty. She was stunning and unfortunately the plastic surgeon got a hold of her and turned her into a blonde bombshell on every corner beauty. I do not understand why women do that. She could have made the impact she has if she had none of the surgery she had.
Pressure to appear young and conform with the current beauty standards in Hollywood is a sad thing.
I agree. She was a natural beauty and looked so much better before all the surgical alterations.
from a bombshell to a bimbo
I never found her attractive. Give me Linda Carter nay day of the week.
I disagree.
Not about her being beautiful & stunning, but about that she would have "had the same impact WITHOUT the (initial) surgery"!
Yes, she was VERY pretty. If you want to see her "natural beauty" see clips of her on the TV show Home Improvement. (instead of Playboy)
But as the old saying goes, (a saying Modern Hollywood has forgotten by bending the knee to 4th Wave Feminism & "political correctness") "SEX SELLS"!
With the surgery, she went from stunning "girl-next-door" to a knockout "blonde bombshell". (akin to Marilyn Monroe) And her career reached heights it never would have otherwise! (and she happily exploited the heck out of it!)
If you doubt that, remember that she (and her big bewbs) were doing massively well & when she got a reduction? Her show ratings tanked, (I think a movie or two bombed as well) and her career took a nosedive! (Until she "re-inflated" them.)
Granted, you COULD argue that that was because she had long since "painted herself into a corner" / stereotype. But either way, she KNEW what was NEEDED to reach the heights she desired, and she chose to do it.
Ah yes. The source of where my friends and I got our greeting we used for our 10th grade year. "You're looking rather boyant this evening" got a lot of use.
And this movie is the definition of having literally everything BUT a story. There was some alright action scenes, alright effects, I feel like the idea was there but there just isn't a plot. It's like they took 5 different post-apocalyptic movies and took a bit from this one and a bit from that one and mod-podged them together into this.
Red Dead Aclips SBIG Fun Facts:
On-Cam Pam, not to be confused with Off-cam Pam, not only has an infamous sex tape with Tommy Lee from the band Motley Crue, but ALSO,... has one with Bret Michaels, lead singer of fellow hair metal band Poison.
Despite her past, Pamela Anderson in 2016, came out against pornography and spoke about its effects on society and the damage it does to relationships. She co-wrote a book about it, called (Lust for Love), released in 2018.
Teuera Morrison who plays Axel Hood, plays the role of 3 major characters in the Star Wars Universe. Both Boba and Jango Fett AND as Captain Rex(a popular clone soldier), plus he is in fact the face of all the clone troopers who first appeared in Star Wars Episode 2.
I wish off cam Pam was reviewing this.
Pam's bewbs got me through a lot of hard times as a teenager.
You know damn well what you did
Poor socks
They're laughing all the way to the sperm bank@@killtyrant
@@padredelaverdeI thought it went to the blood bank
I remember thinking I was so badass buying a Barb Wire comic when I was a kid.
I remember having the DVD for this back in the day. There was a bonus section where it was them shooting that beginning scene, Pamela Anderson for 30 straight minutes swinging totally drenched soaked in water. Best money I ever spent and wore that DVD out. lol
That was the fastest "Nope" from Erin on record lol.
Rumor has it that Jason edited this video with one hand. 😂
10:02 "There's only one reason to have this chair lounge thing in your office."
"It's where you do your paperwork."
Probably how she "filled out the application" for prostitution license. If you know what I mean. 😉
I love the fact that you and erin have the kind of relationship where you can have a legit conversation about Pam Anderson's bewbs 😂.
13:20 Erin doing her best stomping grapes lady impression
Is That Jengo Fett?!? Now we know what George was watching to inspire hiring Jengo.
You should do 1995 Showgirls next soon
That is a truly terrible movie.
She fought for more dialogue because she was so stifled in BAY WATCH according to the biography and she was convinced by the studio that this wardrobe would be empowerment. I mean she is "naturally" blonde, Erin dont kill me my love. She just fell for all the lies the studio told her. (You got it, You got it! dude looks like a Pam - ma - laa! You got it, You got it, Dude looks like a Pam - ma - laa) hahaha
I'm pretty sure Pam has a burnt taco.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳Ouch! It's like that MAD Magazine joke about being Madonna's gynecologist..
I'm pretty sure by now it's more like a burrito.
This is one of the movies that you are watching and waiting for something exciting to happen and then boom, credits rolling
The saddest thing about this 'film' is that it was supposed to be Temuera Morrison's big break in Hollywood after his iconic role in 'Once were warriors'.
Instead his agent got him this and 'Speed 2'.
Despite its rather over-the-top nature, and it's comic book bravado (it's based off a comic), and campiness. I actually like the world-building in this movie, such as it is. The idea of a ravaged, war-torn, crime-ridden corrupt and decadent neutral City we're mercenaries play their trade while the country Burns in civil war was well done as an idea, the world feels lived-in. The Casablanca angle it's real fun. Plus Udo Keir great in this movie as a badass yet gentlemanly club manager/bouncer was awesome. Temuera Morrison in his pre Jango/Boba Fett days is great as well. The cartoonish and exaggerated world that movie takes place in fun, and movie dose not take itself seriously and knows what it is. It's 90s fun factor feel adds to it, I miss this era of film making. This movie is a guilty pleasure of the highest order.
You also can’t forget the scenery-chewing Steve Railsback!
@@gregoriousviews Steve was great as well despite his role being very stereotypical and over-the-top and the rather silly nature of the setting. He managed to be very intimidating.
Let's be real, Udo Kier is the type of actor who will give 100% even on piece of shit flicks like Dracula 3000 and I agree with you that the set design is on point for the movie
@@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 He always stands on screen regardless of what type of role he has.
I feel like I watched an entirely different movie.
No two minute rants from Erin if this was so bad its good this time. 😆
"That dumpster didn't move."
"What's in that dumpster?"
Half of Big Fatso landed in there.
The most notable thing about this movie, besides Clint Howard, of course, is that it has Jango Fett in it.
Jason!!!! Just got off work and nothing makes me happier than watching you and your family drinking IPA’s and watching the movies with the best scripts .. thank you
After the credits is more pam dancing in water. Same as opening just alternate take and no credits to distract.
Surprised you didn't notice temuera morrison jason I freaked out when I saw him in this! Hes jango fett and now boba fett in the mandalorian and the voice actor for all the clonetroopers in starwars. Wild to see this was what he was in before the prequel movies came out!
@ChosenOneDan I can't believe Temuera Morrison's career tanked so low so fast that he appeared in this and later in Star Wars spin off stuff. Check out his performance in "Once Were Warriors" and "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?" , the man deserved an Oscar .
@@kodiakblair2201 yea even in the boba Fett show you could tell he can act just sucks that writers turned him into such a wuss... we wanted badass boba not some tired leader making weaklings do the work for him like those Vespa scooter bike gang people.... so terrible
@@ChosenOneDan I'm sorry writers turned boba into a wuss, I'm not too familiar with the character; summer of 77 was the last time I saw anything Star Wars. Temuera played a 'badass' in those 2 films I mentioned but they deal with domestic, sexual and alcohol abuse; he's both 100% badass/100% monster.
Debbie Evans was the stunt double for Pam in this movie plus 11:42 that is Jango Fett !
One of my favorite "so bad it's good" films. I just watched this three days ago for the tenth time atleast. I will watch Pam Anderson in just about anything.
You watched this 10 times, voluntarily?! Are there no bewbs and no morons where you live? Have you considered other life choices?
Don't be too harsh. Pammy displayed great talents. Both of them!
I literally subscribed to this channel today, and the one thing that seemed sort of wrong to me was that there wasn't a Barb Wire video yet. Problem solved!
7:22
"It was probably Tommy Lee's..."
Hahahahahahahaha
It's funny because he's got a Ginormous cawk..... 🤣
"your looking very... buoyant" Never heard that before but now its in the lexicon. Great episode guys. Keep up the great work. Thanks all.
Even with the budget, amazing to be able to say that WHITE FIRE blows this away lol
It literally is a post-apocolyptic rework of Casablanca!
Dark Horse Comics had some success early on with their Alien vs Predator comics and began producing films based on their comics (The Mask, Virus, TimeCop). Barb Wire was part their failed attempt to create their own superhero line of comics to try and compete with Image Comics.
The BEST part of this movie was Erin's "Grease Fire" joke.. lol.
Love your work, and thanks for saving us the agony.
I heard that Pam Anderson was paid 2 million for Barb Wire. The whole movie cost 9 mil.
OUTfit is right. Those Mimi’s and that rump roast were certainly out.
Of all the remakes of "Casablanca" this sure is one.
Not our Kiwi legend Temuera Morrison!! 😂😂
I was serving my military service back in 2001 was 19 yo. Aksked my then girlfriend to record this for me, first showing on tv. She hit record and decided to watch a little with her mom. Was faced with couple of questions and weird looks when i returned home and saw them😂😅
"Whats in the dumpster?"
The script.
"What was in that dumpster?"...Dave's earthly remains
I must say, you guys are the first channel I watch the ads. Banger music, nice cut (dunno if you done it urself) and Erins great voice over. Very nicely done!
15:56: "I'm out of your price range". Uh, this movie proves otherwise, Pam.
“Look at her necklace.” “Hmmm.”
Another great video as always guys! Erin's NOPE!!! at the end had me dead! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Grease Fire" made me almost snort my drink.. :)
I believe pam Anderson thought this was gonna be her big break into mainstream movies. Through comic book movie in the 90s good plan.
Thanks for taking one for the team! Never watched it, apparently a good thing. I saw a video of her just recently doing a autograph session this year, and age I’d definitely catching up to her.
Congratulations, you finally got Erin to watch Casablanca (kinda).
I wonder how many 50-60 year old women have the trademark "Barb Wire" tattoo on their bicep 😂😅
Michael "Totes McGoats" Totin coming in clutch yet again.
I totally forgot about this movie. I remember seeing this from one of my cousin's movie collection and thinking "why is this like Barbarella?" And I've realized that it is the 90s version of Barbarella...without having a bad guy that was later named from one of my favorite bands of the early MTV era...Eurythmics LOL!! Great reaction from both you and Erin!!
Erin's expression of exasperation, 13:15 was entirely entertaining :D
2:59 ...Double Entendre-tacular!!!
Kudos indeed!
Barb Wire is basically a re-imagining of Casablanca. While it's obvious why they did it, I'll never forgive Universal for promoting this movie over MST3K: The Movie.
I found your channel a few days ago im very happy i did i love all of your chemistry and reactions temuera morrison in this movie is probably the best character i grew up watching once were warriors as a kid you guys have no idea how insane that man is
Good Lord, this video better be worth the head-slamming-into-the-ground nightmare commercial I just witnessed.
And not Ridge! That other one!
"Let's remake Casablanca."
"You can't remake Casablanca!"
"Let's remake Casablanca as an action movie."
"You can't turn Casablanca into an action movie."
"Let's remake Casablanca as an action movie set in the dystopic future of an indie comic book series."
"You can't combine Casablanca with a completely unrelated IP."
"Let's remake Casablanca as an action movie set in the dystopic future of an indie comic book series and cast Pam Anderson in the starring role."
"...You know what? If you have to remake Casablanca, that's clearly the way to do it."
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! ON WIT DA FUN!!!!
Big Fatso is the guy who has his arm ripped off in 300 after trying to whip Fassbender !
I remember renting this multiple times when I was like 12-13 lol
NGL, this is a huge guilty pleasure. It's just so over the top and 90s as all hell but it wears the cards on its sleeve and doesn't try to be self aware.
This movie is "what if we remade Casablanca, but it's a shitty dystopian future action flick with Pamela Anderson."
Oh boy a classic bad movie!
Can’t wait for this review.
Quick trivia: Steve Railsback had a small part in this movie, he was the lucky astronaut to get it on with naked Mathilde May in Life force 😁
Some how I believe Pam's taco is burned but still looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.
Like an exploded Hot Pocket
That is one gruesome metaphor, dude. I was just about to make some potato salad, and now I can't even look at the mayonnaise. Thanks a lot, man.
You inspired me to come up with something even worse, a bulldog eating egg salad with that light yellow color. Kind of infected looking. YUMMY!@@haeuptlingaberja4927
Well Tommy pretty much chewed it up, and who knows what douche Rock left behind.
I always know this movie as the 'Don't call me babe' movie... that line being one of only three things memorable about it
I had no idea Temuera Morrison was in this.
11:42 In comes Temuera Morrison "Like a Bantha". Wonder if anyone else recognized this amazing Kiwi actor?
Jason, you're looking rather buoyant this evening.
What a line!!! 🤣
Fun Fact:
Searching for Pam's cup size, google will tell you that she was anywhere from
34C to 34DD
depending on the year/decade
This is like a hangover/flashback.
How did you not realize that that was Temuera Morrison AKA Boba Fett with that black girl? Lol there are a lot of character actors in this movie. Another great vid as usual, guys! Stay gold to you two!
I had a debilitating crush on Pam growing up 😭😆😆
My friend and I, when we were young and dumb(she was 13 I think and I was only 2 years older) thought this movie was badass!😂
Howard The Duck does not deserve to be in the same conversation as this
Been a while since I've seen this, I need a rewatch!!! Seeya guys this afternoon, SAVE MY PACKAGE FOR LAST, PLEASE!!!!!
I saw it when I was a teen so it has a special place in my heart
I could understand watching it these days and not digging it
Funnily enough, this movie is loosely based on the plot of Casablanca, so…good call, Jason
The fact that Erin agrees, if there was more of Pamela “sprinkled” throughout the movie, it would be much better. Plus I was totaling getting “Barbarian Bros yell” every time Erin did a “ahhh!”
El scorpio has me in tears every time I see it 😂
I remember being a kid in the 90s and finding the playboy magazine with the black cover and Pam Anderson on the front, it also had a VHS copy to go with it, I picture what my face must’ve looked like and I just lmao.
You reminded me at the end there, but i genuinely think this movie was supposed to be a take on Casablanca. I guess the beats are there but it's so mind-bogglingly bad that it's easy to miss.
Jason: Eri--
Erin: *N O P E !*
LOL. I love how you recognized the cocaine guy from Predator 2, but not Jango Fett, and the female FBI agent from Dumb and Dumber :P
Did anybody else see the guy who plays Boba Fett in the prequels of Star Wars, I, II and III