The Plague Doctor's Apprentice | ASMR

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  • It's your first day on the job as the apprentice to Corvus D. Clemmons, Arkham Sanitarium's resident Plague Doctor. Joining you is another resident patient who has volunteered to be the test subject for your first training session:
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • @DickRiddick
    @DickRiddick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    "This is to get the patient in a more calm state"
    *wraps a plastic bag around his face*

    • @sirsobek2634
      @sirsobek2634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KillerDavis 68 that is pretty calm

    • @jaystargaming172
      @jaystargaming172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Time to try this at home*

    • @okrud2538
      @okrud2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *this treatment relaxs me so wonderfull-* (wraps bag around head)

    • @thelighting9747
      @thelighting9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *scp-049-J in a nutshell-*

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @chickenparm7372
    @chickenparm7372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Where are you from?"
    "The GAP clothing store display case at the local mall."

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha good one

    • @beardieblighter9905
      @beardieblighter9905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment needs more likes

    • @nukewolf97
      @nukewolf97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bullshit he told me he was a river island model

    • @JonDoe42069
      @JonDoe42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *I'm from the science team!*

    • @flopmf_
      @flopmf_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm answering. *hell.*

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    *carefully taking notes* yes. I shall become doctor and do the medicines.

  • @BlitzBaron
    @BlitzBaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I can’t even begin to imagine your family’s reaction to you buying a mannequin

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would get weirder if they found out about the plague doctor costume, but then if they caught him recording it would be the worst for him

    • @eirikheggelund
      @eirikheggelund ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@_zoom606 His family most likely knows of his line of work.

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eirikheggelund whatever brings in the money I suppose

    • @Prazca
      @Prazca 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@_zoom606average fathers reaction to onlyfans I bet

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    Your patient is a great listener. 🤗

    • @Greedo96
      @Greedo96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASMRRRYEAH yo who is your profile picture?

    • @Kachizou
      @Kachizou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doug Jr. Him

    • @starch4410
      @starch4410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you can't get another human being so you buy a male sex doll

    • @archemyre7833
      @archemyre7833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think his brain cancer may have rendered him brain dead

    • @skele-eleton
      @skele-eleton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guess you could say they have a lot of patience.

  • @Iceshooter500
    @Iceshooter500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    The patient wishes to remain anonymous therefore Albert want's to be called patient. I appreciate the strong Hippocratic Oath following here. xD

    • @Iceshooter500
      @Iceshooter500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I took nursing classes and we learned all about that. I was joking though thank you for making I wasn't a confused soul. Keep up the good work kind citizen.

    • @Iceshooter500
      @Iceshooter500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel that completely though I switched to a different field instead I got annoyed with dealing with some of the more... "colorful" of people

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Iceshooter500 *E X P O S E D*

    • @KUZAKYA
      @KUZAKYA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iceshooter500 .....

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    My first day as an apprentice and I'm expected to cure cancer...

    • @datboi7636
      @datboi7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So it's been 2 years since then did you cut it?

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@datboi7636 I think he died

    • @sightobolt4296
      @sightobolt4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dexis how are you doing with your apprenticeship.

    • @warriorjason2763
      @warriorjason2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      R.i.p

    • @vincentsaysno1510
      @vincentsaysno1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sight OBolt I think he might’ve became the next patient instead of a doctor

  • @quantumjoss
    @quantumjoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I know exactly who that is don't lie to me. That's Matt Smith.

    • @quantumjoss
      @quantumjoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MASTER_GAMER_xD I’m glad you’re excited about this feat

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quantumjoss I'd recognize that bowtie anywhere.

    • @wingless__
      @wingless__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Smith with eyebrows maybe

    • @saoirsegilmore
      @saoirsegilmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @theyoutube-inator1734
      @theyoutube-inator1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is just another Doctor Who episode where corvus paralysed the doctor and rory/amy/clara has to save them

  • @abbierose9725
    @abbierose9725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I'm not the only one who believes that Ephemeral Rift is the Tim Burton of ASMR, right? :o

    • @samsharpie4858
      @samsharpie4858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yessss

    • @codbfhalo98653
      @codbfhalo98653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only one who can compete is the ASMR Ryan

    • @emma_nim8046
      @emma_nim8046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is the big papa of asmr

    • @ProjecktSkies420
      @ProjecktSkies420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@codbfhalo98653or bob ross

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abbie I think your right

  • @fobbles_
    @fobbles_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    C: "I'm glad you show interest because you are very familiar with my procedures by now"
    Me: well I've been beaked, monster handed, shown a bunch of potions, I've been a lego person who can't talk, I've gone through that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses, I've had you take my pulse through my neck, and I've seen you dressed as the pope.... I'm so ready!!!

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Does the apprenticeship come with more beaking ? 😐

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 หลายเดือนก่อน

      < that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses
      Reiki.

  • @Braxmegaman
    @Braxmegaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Real great of Matt Smith to show up in a small production like this. Just goes to show, some people really do care about the little guy. Thanks Mr. Smith!

    • @Sirlad344
      @Sirlad344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what 5 years later and you finally got a reply because I found this comment hilarious 🤣

  • @wastgames8472
    @wastgames8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    35:37
    -Are you OK with this?
    -...
    -Don't blink if you're ok with this.
    -...
    -Blink if you are not OK with this.
    -...
    Can't with this

    • @neigrumx3025
      @neigrumx3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poor guy

    • @f-zilla7347
      @f-zilla7347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s not blinking because he’s the Doctor and the viewer is a Weeping Angel

  • @shalizko1658
    @shalizko1658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Friend: "Hey what are you doing"
    Me: "I am watching a man in a bird mask touching a manikin that looks like Matt smith."

  • @nat1110
    @nat1110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    For those on mobile:
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep
    Tingle On !

    • @RosePatty
      @RosePatty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Real MVP

    • @zachengland2271
      @zachengland2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Hill I

    • @randomcarrot9639
      @randomcarrot9639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LIFE SAVER

    • @rebeccahogan9844
      @rebeccahogan9844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nathan Hill I don't see many people post time stamps nowadays so thank you!!!

    • @willruland9068
      @willruland9068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you not look at the description??

  • @offtherailscunt
    @offtherailscunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Corvus feels almost like family.

  • @readlater8962
    @readlater8962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    I wonder what kind of skin products the patient uses, his skin looks almost like plastic.

    • @g0blingirll
      @g0blingirll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Fear Stilwater maybe he's undergone plastic surgery................ha..........ha

    • @makeazy
      @makeazy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fear Stilwater Lmao

    • @h4rp666
      @h4rp666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dermatologists hate him. 😤😤

    • @RB-po7bz
      @RB-po7bz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I swear someone is gonna r/wooooosh this

    • @thesun5112
      @thesun5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No that’s just the brain cancers

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I take it this is the 11th apprentice he's had.

  • @bioactive4178
    @bioactive4178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Do not take any pictures and post them on social medias"
    Records the treatment and posts it on TH-cam.

  • @Milevan21
    @Milevan21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Patient thinking "Please anyone, bring some eyewash or spit in my eyes ! I can't blink !"

  • @WindHashira
    @WindHashira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Ahhh if it isn't the good doctor. Hello my friend, I've been looking forward to another visit!

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      King of Games I swear to God, I used to use that exact same profile picture.
      In fact, I still use it as a wallpaper for my computers.

    • @ozie8858
      @ozie8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont try to do rift

    • @alexb8433
      @alexb8433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oops, that was not medicine

    • @tangerineman27
      @tangerineman27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King of Games THE PREMIER WAS AMAAAAZING!!

    • @thebishop1591
      @thebishop1591 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yugi, king of games. Shouldn't you be busy being dead in our present era?

  • @Calibur43
    @Calibur43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Subject was found at scene with evidence of synthetic hair, skin texture rock solid, Gatorade IV administered."

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Object class: Euclid
      Description: SCP- *redacted* is a male mannequin approximately 6.5 feet tall with the attire ofa business man. It's suit is of coconut brown with a button up shirt and black bow tie. It's skin is milk white and made of common plastic associating with the average shopping mall or clothing store mannequin.
      Special containment procedure: scp- *redacted * is to be kept inside a level 4 humanoid cell with a four inch solid steel door with no less than two armed guards directly outside the entrance .
      It should also be noted that for security reasons, it is to be kept under video surveillance at all times with no less than 4 CCTV cameras covering all angles in and outside of the cell. This is due to the incident following the containment breach on * redacted* that resulted in the loss of *redacted*.
      Side notes: for some reason SCP- 049 has taken a real liking to it... Following the before mentioned containment breach scp-049 was discovered to be in its cell attempting to operate on it, and when approached By a test force became openly hostile to all who entered. After the loss of *redacted* lavender was used to calm scp-049 down enough to contain him without more loss.
      When questioned scp-049 claimed that what he was doing was purely for the advance of his "cure" for the pestilence and that he attacked because he didn't wish to be taken away from "valuable research material" . he refused to go into detail about what he exactly did to it though, only responding " it may have not been my usual work doctor, but I assure you that would have helped immensely in furthering my research on the cure"
      Side note: after three weeks of investigation SCP -049 was allowed to keep the SCP for his research in place of actual human test subjects. He is only allowed to do his research under armed guard and cameras, however following an incident of SCP-49-2 with the mannequin.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pending Safe Classification

  • @CptArg
    @CptArg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I never knew that the 11th doctor was a resident of the sanitarium !

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Considering Gordon Freeman was just imprisoned there, I figure all the Doctors probably have been there for aeons.

    • @TheBladeOfTheHero
      @TheBladeOfTheHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Having time and space warp around you hundreds of times can really be a burden on your sanity

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So is Davros

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO!!!

    • @reddawn1873
      @reddawn1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZeeTheFreeman if I had to guess every last doctor was imprisoned there around the same time and they have been captive there for Aeons by Dr corvus experimenting on them for all eternity

  • @TheSpunser
    @TheSpunser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is so uncanny xD
    You can just see the utter despair and emptiness in the patient's eyes 0_0

  • @CheddarGoblin
    @CheddarGoblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That minute when you're incredibly honored to have the mask passed down to you, only to remember you're not an actual apprentice.

  • @haydenmarshall1881
    @haydenmarshall1881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    the doctor ....taking care of.......the doctor ........
    please say someone got that

    • @liamduffin2208
      @liamduffin2208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hayden Marshall i got it

    • @retrotechtive
      @retrotechtive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's also got formidable restraint when avoiding blinking...

    • @martinscorzetzi8968
      @martinscorzetzi8968 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnGeR

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't get it. is the "patient" named Doctor? The Doctor?

    • @gortimustidditus
      @gortimustidditus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Haha, the first thing I noticed was the assistant is dressed like Matt Smith's Doctor

  • @Bluuuuuuuuuu
    @Bluuuuuuuuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like to think that the reason why we would go insane if we saw his face is because Corvus’ face is incredibly handsome and our brains wouldn’t be able to process it.

  • @Marchingvenusaur
    @Marchingvenusaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    JUST last night I was thinking about how much I needed a new Corvus ASMR. Rift Daddy *knows.*

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ......daddy rift sounds nice it has THAT ring to it hm who would a known

  • @Justin-uc8sc
    @Justin-uc8sc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Shoutout to all y'all non-asmr viewers stumbling upon this 😂

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Justin H Poor bastards.

    • @maxwu5632
      @maxwu5632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Justin H I mentioned this to my crush so... 🤣😂😅😓😭🔫

    • @claudiot315
      @claudiot315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Max Wu Prepare to get laid instantly my dude

    • @enterusername7412
      @enterusername7412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Max Wu why is that bad? This helps people sleep and is very creative.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Franklin Damico not everyone is open minded and people may just be freaked out by it

  • @DIO_Brando1801
    @DIO_Brando1801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Glad the doctor is making sure the Doctor gets his regeneration :)

  • @somerandomguy2316
    @somerandomguy2316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I guess you could say that Corvus took us under his wing, because if the beak mask, heh

    • @Coach_Gaming_Today
      @Coach_Gaming_Today 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I heard that The Patient is filing a mallet-practice lawsuit...

  • @nikochapas1
    @nikochapas1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Doc I hate to say this but I think you forgot to attach the IV to your patient. It just goes up his sleeve. Better hurry he looks quite pale

    • @Idk-bi2gv
      @Idk-bi2gv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Niko Chapas look at the patients right hand

  • @UnfinishedSwing
    @UnfinishedSwing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You're fucking incredible.

    • @bigbrother1685
      @bigbrother1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No kidding?

    • @Axor_A
      @Axor_A 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Castro Plz tell me you're joking. He's not talking to you

    • @captainspaulding7612
      @captainspaulding7612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juan Garcia he is trolling 😂

  • @kyoto7616
    @kyoto7616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He's seen some shit man. No way he can be that stiff, without holding a fart.

  • @grumpytoilet4449
    @grumpytoilet4449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mannequin’s face during this: *wake me up, (wake me up inside) can’t wake up (wake me up inside)*
    *SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE*

  • @Iissete
    @Iissete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Don't blink

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lissete Not even for a second

    • @tankaddict9147
      @tankaddict9147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Weeping Angels...

    • @tdgofficial6287
      @tdgofficial6287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too late

    • @dorionite1378
      @dorionite1378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was waiting for someone to make this joke. Underrated comment.

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How dare you remind me of the Weeping Angels before I'm to sleep!

  • @palpatine4780
    @palpatine4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Son: Mom what is dad doing with the giant doll
    Mom: That's it i told you we do not ask anymore of those questions to your room

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      your*

    • @palpatine4780
      @palpatine4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I take that friendly so thank you kind sir

    • @Sam-yz3gg
      @Sam-yz3gg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ZeeTheFreeman please stop thanks

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big Smoke Indeed it was, simple grammar mistakes are often the most annoying

    • @frosy1180
      @frosy1180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      so why do you care then samuel lol

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I don't think that geezer's got a pulse 😕 I ain't no doctor though.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean, you are technically an assistant plague doctor

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God Enel of course he died as he has the brain cancers

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THAT IS A FUCKING MANNEQUIN! EVERYONE IN THIS ASYLUM IS INSANE EXCEPT ME!!!

    • @sodiumftw2450
      @sodiumftw2450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You aren't a doctor. But he is...

    • @Trained_Duck
      @Trained_Duck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's a bit of a stretch man. I'm fairly sure that's a real person, I mean come on! He even responded to the doctor! Do you see any blinking? I thought not

  • @DarkKillerTeddy
    @DarkKillerTeddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG SENPAI GAVE ME HIS GLOVES! IM NEVER WASHING MY HANDS AGAIN!

  • @GRIM_SouIS
    @GRIM_SouIS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How am i supposed to explain this?
    "What are u doing!" me: watching a plauge doctor give a foot massage to a mannequin,its just that slimple

  • @papina228
    @papina228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I have a theory:
    The sanitarium is making US the Cthulhu!
    The repairman mentions some new modifications to us in the video where he cleans the computer, he said "are those tentacles?" and points to his chin. This most likely implies that we have been given tentacles on our lower facr. Cthulhu has tentacles on his lower face.
    This might not be true but still i tought it was kinda intresting

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Geordan Fry did you know ER has made a whole story arc?

    • @deathisinevitable750
      @deathisinevitable750 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robby wherr do we find the story? and the lore?

    • @powerade3781
      @powerade3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's smart but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY

    • @mr_bubbles5785
      @mr_bubbles5785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But that's just a theory, a game theory

    • @Coach_Gaming_Today
      @Coach_Gaming_Today 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUT REMEMBER THATS JUST A THEORY A ASMR THEORY

  • @Kachizou
    @Kachizou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    22:44 Corvus:Omae Wa Mou Shinderu 22:47 Patient: (muffled) NANI!!!

  • @plague_boi_wob8478
    @plague_boi_wob8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've learned much from this man and now it is MY turn to help the public, wish me luck fellas

  • @livingphantom
    @livingphantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Waiting for the day Rift finds a makeup artist and does a video with the Doctors mask off, and his face is just scarred and torn up all over the place. It would truly be a great feat to be relaxed after that.

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kyle Simpson That could be interesting, especially considering Corvus was apparently disfigured in a car accident. However, I really hope Rift never has Corvus take his mask off. To me, that mask more or less IS his face, and to see him without it on would destroy all the creepy mystique Rift's managed to build up over all these videos. Plus I'd rather not go insane!

    • @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986
      @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't understand, the mask IS the face

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kyle Simpson I believe in previous "lore" Corvus has lost his body before, and Professor Clemmons holds up the mask and says something to the effect of finding a new body for him, as if the MASK is what contains Corvus. You have to remember, these are not reliable narrators when they are directly talking to us. In Corvus's plague video it's not actually the 1400s, it's the Plague Ward of the sanitarium and you're a delusional patient that THINKS it's the 1400s. So while they tell us that, "Oh Yes, Corvus wears the mask because his face is disfigured" the things the Professor has said in private make it seem like there is something a little more strange going on with Corvus and the mask.

    • @livingphantom
      @livingphantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was not expecting the full wrath of the lore experts lol XD

    • @thesacrilegium
      @thesacrilegium 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flevir, the Dragon Romper What video is of him holdings mask?

  • @chromosphereasmr1471
    @chromosphereasmr1471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There's something quite magical about seeing a new Corvus video in the sub box :)

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChromosphereASMR Agreed! I practically squeal whenever I see a new Corvus video has been uploaded. 🤗

  • @Samppaol1987
    @Samppaol1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Corvus,my favorite. Thank you for doing so much good stuff with him, I think his voice is the best of all. And the plague doctor thing is an added bonus for sure.

  • @GalAnonim321
    @GalAnonim321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I think he blinked once...

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pimpeczek Don’t blink

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't blink! 👁️👁️😳

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you so much for taking me under your wing, sir! When I get my plague doctor mask this Christmas, I promise that I will put all you have taught me to good use!

  • @Pedro-us7db
    @Pedro-us7db 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Warp Zone (for mobile)
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep

  • @DarkerRunesASMR
    @DarkerRunesASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    The patient does not look very healthy.

    • @loveshaneforever
      @loveshaneforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The brain cancers will do that to you

    • @NocturnalToothbrush
      @NocturnalToothbrush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ASMR RMSA He made a single comment pertaining to the video, and didn't once advertise his channel, what the hell are you talking about? People are allowed to leave comments whether they have a channel or not.

    • @atoastermakescorncake3549
      @atoastermakescorncake3549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, how do you know he's trying to do that?

    • @ISuperGenXI
      @ISuperGenXI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zat iz vhy he haz come to see ze best plaughe docktor in ze vorld

    • @uberfighter962
      @uberfighter962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why he's this patient

  • @IcyIce1
    @IcyIce1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:00 😂 this whole foot scene got me in tears

  • @dsapundjieff
    @dsapundjieff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a guy who has had a really hard time landing the proper job despite a bunch of interviews, this video and the recent candyman are pretty nice. its comforting to feel like you are being mentored, or taken under someone's wing. I think the theme is really interesting, and i'd like to see more videos tailored to finding meaningful or interesting work, or being selected despite having low experience because of good qualities or effort. Nice work as always.

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You videos are the most calming and fascinating ASMR's in the world!

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a fancy name you have there, gramma.

  • @QuackQuackMofo
    @QuackQuackMofo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Who is she

    • @Yikes_s
      @Yikes_s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her name is Riley Reid.

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Albert Jeremy Reynolds.

    • @Z3r0Sk83r
      @Z3r0Sk83r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She is beauty she is grace she cannot move her face

    • @user-js3qe
      @user-js3qe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My girl mad T H I C C

    • @godabuse
      @godabuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *TRIGGERED*

  • @Zayahotic
    @Zayahotic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has to be my favorite videos out of all of them this just had the greatest experience I have had in the asmr community. Please continue this type of work as well as with the other characters in the sanitarium .

  • @thiccmcchicken550
    @thiccmcchicken550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That patient taking the Morgz pause challenge to heart….

  • @imajinxnation9020
    @imajinxnation9020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao, first you broke his legs and massaged his feet, then you snatched his weave?!?! 😂

  • @MrThumperChris
    @MrThumperChris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Sorry everyone, but I'm Corvus' favorite. Try not to be jealous

    • @imbernell
      @imbernell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *Jealousy increases dramatically*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XMoonManx Understandable, have a great day.

    • @bigbrother1685
      @bigbrother1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate him.

    • @tombbird4927
      @tombbird4927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      INCORRECT

    • @mirzamnimu
      @mirzamnimu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darn it!

  • @agtwhereami
    @agtwhereami 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are persistently entertaining and relaxation-inducing, and I appreciate the time/effort you put into your videos. Thank you sir!

  • @charlotte.a.8186
    @charlotte.a.8186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been listening to ASMR for years now and have gotten quite the immunity to it. This video tingled me.... I have been blessed... Thank you.

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Kinda creepy to me how the mannequin looks like an adult version of me
    Lol, I like it!
    By the way, plague doctors should still be a thing tbh because they're awesome, and maybe the plague doctor costume can be handy to make it less likely to catch a virus. Probably not though.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If I remember correctly, they usually filled the "beak" of the mask with perfumes in the hope that it would ward off the illness. It worked about as well as you'd expect.

    • @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer
      @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're almost right. The "beak" was typically filled with special herbs and remedies-posies, spices-to stave off airborne contaminants. It actually worked better than expected, only issue was the rest of the attire. Their solution? A heavy waxed overcoat. Not joking. They'd spread wax over their attire to help seal their skin off.
      No, I didn't wiki this, I once wrote an essay on these dudes.

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K4inan he's saying you are a hypocrite because you justified the source of your statement ("kinda studying criminology") apropos of nothing the same as he did. Not saying you're lying, but it's a little suspicious.
      basically saying "I didn't wiki this" without saying it.
      Get it?

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually thought you were making a joke until you typed "I fail to see how"...
      Unless that's part if it!? Bamboozled again *shakes 👊

  • @Beepintheblip
    @Beepintheblip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You should have used the sonic screwdriver on the "patient"

    • @bricepatrick28
      @bricepatrick28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A sonic probe? *Dalek Voice*

    • @nouprajy
      @nouprajy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just a prank bra! jk jk jk...Apologies friend, let me explain my complex humor to you. See I am too insecure to just say something and not care if you get it, that's why I say "jk" and tell you why I say the things I do. Now you might not know what "jk" means, so just to clarify, it means "just joking". That's just to let you know I'm making a joke, do you know I am joking? It has to be made clear... Idgit.

  • @riverperry183
    @riverperry183 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the little subtle hints and gestures (like the double take in the beginning the doctor takes when he notices you) that Uncle E does, he's so imaginative and I love it, your the best Uncle E!!!!!!!

  • @asmrorelse
    @asmrorelse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first person POV was brilliant. Remarkable. 💕

  • @UpsideDwon
    @UpsideDwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rift it has taken me far too long to long to realize that you're a lefty. Fun to see another southpaw out there!

  • @chrisrva710
    @chrisrva710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    for all of you wondering what the mask is for; old doctor's used to stick herbs and other spices and seasonings into the beak in order to protect your nose from the contaminated air, or so they thought

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baked I don't think anyone is asking, I think it's common sense, plague doctors

    • @chrisrva710
      @chrisrva710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah man such common sense i could totally tell just by looking at it that they placed different shit into their masks. and yeah i did see a few comments asking so...

    • @wolololo1783
      @wolololo1783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      congrats you know basic useless facts that everyone knows by now, no one asked

    • @phoenixquo623
      @phoenixquo623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They thought the disease was caused by foul odours, neato!

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baked don't be an ass. I'm saying everybody learned about them in school or elsewhere, people just hear about them

  • @mankuzos1473
    @mankuzos1473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man that never runs out of ideas.
    Awesome! Love corvus videos

  • @thebeelord7136
    @thebeelord7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I sure hope Neil Cicierega there makes a full recovery

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haha I want to see a plague doctor yoga asmr now. Imagine corvos in yoga pants

  • @jmartens759
    @jmartens759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's starring into my soul

  • @MrProman2pointO
    @MrProman2pointO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video by far is one of the best ones Uncle E has made yet.

  • @jwagoner1981
    @jwagoner1981 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:08 eye reveal

  • @stansethley3853
    @stansethley3853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Albert's sickness is probably called "BowTieNotStraightThroughTheWholeVideoAlitis".

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Each of your characters has a distinct way of talking and I love that about your work! ❤️

  • @jpeike1314
    @jpeike1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep up the good work, I LOVE THIS, you deserve much more likes and money cuz you put so much time and money into this.

  • @FlashieBoi
    @FlashieBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *random person walks in the room* *slowly closes door and runs*

  • @dylancallaghan6078
    @dylancallaghan6078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    26:47 when he pulls his leg up I cried 😂😂

    • @makeazy
      @makeazy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Callaghan Lol

    • @lil_john697
      @lil_john697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anies_only
    @anies_only 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so soothing, bless you for this upload!

  • @MIIVI006
    @MIIVI006 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love me some Corvus! Thank you for this one E you've been on a streak of exceptional videos my man.

  • @jackandrew5676
    @jackandrew5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Do I get to keep the outfit?

    • @nukessolveeverything5340
      @nukessolveeverything5340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jack Andrew only if you assist in the spreading of our newest strain of the plague.

  • @ASMRBOX
    @ASMRBOX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    your videos are always so creative

  • @kuriyamatidusflossy
    @kuriyamatidusflossy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best ASMR channel...period!

  • @Laydralae_Joy
    @Laydralae_Joy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first Doctor ASMR I've seen where the viewer is not the patient, and I like it!

  • @MorvoiceASMR
    @MorvoiceASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Swiss Army Man - The unreleased Rift-Version :D

  • @TomTom-fs7hx
    @TomTom-fs7hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing already

  • @samwisethewack
    @samwisethewack 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear Papa Rift is the most creative person on TH-cam he named runs out of new material I love it!

  • @itzwitherplayz
    @itzwitherplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was actually waiting for corvus to pull out a plunger

  • @kyleighg356
    @kyleighg356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Yo Ben, how's business"
    "Boomin"

  • @Tetsujinsei
    @Tetsujinsei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The whole outfit makes it look like Matt Smith's doctor.

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SageK I’m crying😂😂

  • @yeetlord6956
    @yeetlord6956 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video should get 1 mil+ views, honestly is so well done! :DDD

  • @daedricdove6012
    @daedricdove6012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been waiting for this for so long! I can finally work alongside Corvus!

  • @complain9269
    @complain9269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *pulls out plastic bag*
    "we're going to make our patent in a very calm state"
    *0_0*

  • @mivz439
    @mivz439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The patient: help me~

  • @samuelboyer2730
    @samuelboyer2730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Early squaaaad! was doing a project while watching another one of ER's videos. Boy am i happy this arrived!

  • @shoggothification
    @shoggothification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dream come true! Im wearing my hat, mask and gloves!

  • @andreabasalto
    @andreabasalto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just started watching Doctor Who and this comes out, lol.

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *"Very Responsive"*

  • @cristianosejo9230
    @cristianosejo9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can't lie this was a great relaxant and ear massage

  • @masonmccormick8405
    @masonmccormick8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I typically don't like Plague Doctor videos but I very much enjoyed this one! Excellent.

  • @Rainbow.Quartz
    @Rainbow.Quartz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why do I think the plague doc is cute the bird is just a cute black bird 🦅