Dr. Cthulhu's Health Checkup & A.S.M.R.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- Doctor Cthulhu performs a special health checkup to see if you're in the clear, and then follows up with some A.S.M.R. treatments to help you relax.
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Eldritch Regards,
Thx!
Na you good love you rift
Nice an early when I am lol np
what
what that mean
People are complaining that they can't breathe while wearing a mask while this man is wearing a mask on a mask. Mad respect
It's a medical condition where they can't wear a mask/s
There's also a lot of outtakes as well if you didn't notice.
@@PeterGriffin-kb2hf pretty sure they make special masks for people with breathing problems but a lot of people are making up they have it to get out of wearing masks
This is not just a random man,he is ephemeral uncle rift
Peter Griffin most people don’t have any condition they’re just dumb as fuck and believe stupid conspiracy theories. I have asthma,and despite that I still wear a mask every day for my 8 hour shift at work,and every time I go out in public unless I’m in a big area in which there can be the proper distancing between me and people. So no,it most likely isn’t a condition,it’s just dumb petty assholes being dumb petty assholes.
*Ephemeral Rift has to be the most unique of all ASMR channels*
Cheak out goodnight moon and Dr. T there also really weird
That's debatable. But he's great none the less!
@@codenamedeeznuts haha Dr T is awesome
As I read this I found a asmr video labeled relax with Gandalf the grey
@@codenamedeeznuts thank you I will definitely do that. Just subscribed to both of their channels. Take care
Not only am I the High Priest of Azathoth. I am also a licensed medical professional.
Honestly I’m not surprised. Being a god must get boring sometimes it’s probably nice to have a hobby doesn’t involve death and destruction
I hoped you were one of the few docs only speaking r'lyehian when working, I'm sad
Big fan
So, how azathot doin? Is he practicing social distancing?
But I know one thing that will defeat you!
O O M P A L O O M P A
Cthulhu: Its a sentient mass of human hair, and its name is...
Me: Harry?
Cthulhu: ...Sue
Me: *Dammit*
I thought he was going to say Kai
you're a wizard ?
@@freshsans3168 im not hagrid
@@fbi3579 You're a lizard Larry.
What Are you talking about your a triffid Terry
Cthulhu: “you wouldn’t believe the patient I just saw!” Me: “you could literally say you just talked to a sentient pile of cow dung and I wouldn’t be surprised.”
nah see, its weird because it was a normal human.
@@Bone20647 he said human hair
The added "Me:" really sells it all
@@exittierone ah i see, havent had time to watch the video yet
ah yes patent
“You wouldn’t believe my last patient.... it was a man, and- hear me out now........ he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
underrated comment fr
PICKLE RICK!!! :D
I was bamboozled
HE WAS PICKLE RICK
Aw mannn he missed a big oppurtunity to use that joke
My mind: I like ER's new logo. That one part of my mind: man, that's a fast R.
Zoom
Yeah it do be zoomy
Cause u be goin zoom straight to sleep!
Zoomin to another rift
ΞR = *S P E E D*
It's very comforting that Cthulhu's face structure with the mask kinda makes it look like he's smiling 🤗🤗🤗
Or hes just starving and fiending to consume you
@@pimpslayer9109 Not just him. Everyone is. We're their favorite patient. Just wait. Oooh just wait and since they have our trust we won't suspect a thing
Same
Lmaoooo.
Man i never had Cuthulu checking up on me for COVID but special times require special doctors
Extremely special
Corvus Virus*
He once lived under my bed
@Christian Hilton Ball Corvus 7834
@@glitchtrap9112 Something with the name of Corvus that Kills us!
I'm concerned, I couldn't hear the tuning fork in my left ear. This'll be easy to explain to my doctor
"So why are you here today"
-"The elder God Kevin was doing a cranial nerve exam ASMR video and I couldn't hear the tuning fork in one ear"-
"So I understand your having schizophrenic dillusions"
I feel like sometimes I watch more for the story than to relax. I wonder what it would be like if there were ever a video game where you were a patient at Arkham Sanitarium. The mystery/lore of some of the characters, paired with comedic relief and an excellent binaural sound experience... I mean hell, I'd drop the $60 as soon as I saw it.
I'd drop any amount on that sounds amazing
I definitely agree
That sounds absolutely incredible
He's the one they call Dr. Cthulhu, he's the one that makes you feel insane.
I was totally boppin in my chair as I read this to the tune of the song. XD
I would’ve like but it’s at 69
Travis Jackson you...you MONSTER
You know its bad when even the Sanitarium is having a Corona epidemic
a corvus epidemic
S a m i r r a 049 pandemic
Where would u get that costume
Like is the human hands are really realistic
This is an underrated comment
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Well you got me the first 40.323% of the comment. (Actually accurate number.)
He explains it in a older vid that he got a hand transplant bc the tentacles were annoying him
Been a while since I’ve seen Cthulhu. Pretty sure Cthulhu’s nap wasn’t nearly as long
(Me) At some point he has to run out of ideas
(Rift) *whisper * WRONG
I honestly think he just has an entire arsenal of new ideas getting updated each day
Why did I skip the whisper part and mentally saw Trump saying "WRONG"
@@Saitoshiba I jumped to Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor.
What are you talking about? He ran out of ideas about 6 months ago. He made a video about it.
I think his son helps him in coming up with ideas too
Yes! Kevin is back!
Also, I love that you said "Euclidian" where as Love craft misunderstood and described the geometry as "non Euclidian". Which is normal geography on a sphere... like... all our geography... because the earth is a sphere... (which I learned from overly sarcastic productions episode.)
Learned from the Same source, had a similar „well, yes of cour- wait hold on!“ reaction.
Overly Sarcastic Productions... a complete moron who should not be considered by anyone to be an authority on H. P. Lovecraft. Euclidean geometry is essentially the geometry of a plane, defined by specific axioms/'rules'. Any geometry which does not follow these axioms can be defined as "non-euclidean". Elliptical geometry (such as spheres like you mentioned) and hyperbolic geometry are examples of this, but not necessarily the only possibilities. The term "non-euclidean geometry", in the context of Lovecraft's work, was likely meant to portray the fact that the angles and curvature of the buildings don't conform to the typical 'rules' of our understanding of geometry. An example would be trying to view a 4D object in 3D space: it would make no sense to our eyes, and the shapes would appear to shift based on our perspective.
Unda Lovecraft everything looks different at different perspectives you mongoloid
@@delicious_toes6931 I was probably poor at explaining it, but my point still stands about geometry that makes no sense to our eyes. I'm not sure what you are trying to prove here.
Did anyone else smile when he said "It's you, my favorite patient" or just me??
The only other Asmrtist that goes this hard is Goodnight moon
Agreed
Jono asmr is too
1am idea- sleeping tree sap hallucination asmr. Hear me out: purple haze, blur effect, ER characters making appearances during hallucinations
ER's channel; where a hivemind made up of sentient human hair is considered a bit too cliche.
26:59
Dr: "Do yo mind if I hold on to your brain for a couple of days?"
Me: "No, I don't mind. Hold on to it as long as you wish. I totally don't need it." 😂😂😂
Are you SpongeBob?
He lent his brain to Patrick for a couple of days and had to catch it at one point
Did he gave it back?
The new profile pic is great, looks really professional
ΞR do be kinda cute though
@@yourmomsafurry1971 ΞR is probably elon musks next kids name
@@GodToaster nah its vcughctgyksjfsldufo6dvp lod95dlt
@@yourmomsafurry1971 ah we meet again
@@paradichlorobenzene13 wagwan
I was missing this guy, waiting for corvus and his body modifications
Привет земляк
yo nice profile picture, I also like falling asleep to some nice, relaxing and wholesome christian music.
....
He became a doctor I'm so proud of him
Unrelated:
Pirate voice*
"A S M - Argh"
Squidward confirmed.
Reminded me of a Paul and Storm bit..
👏👏👏👏👏
XD
Is the pirate also whispering?
Can we have a casual date video with Corvus, or is that too much to ask for?
Umm
Go to horny jail
Herr Doctor is far too consumed in his work to distract himself with such activities
*Sweet Jesus*
I'd jump on that bandwagon in a heartbeat.
Honestly these Cthulhu asmr videos are my favorite ones on his channel just so different and unique
*I thought I would’ve died from fear but I fell in love*
Boss: "Excuse me?! What are you doing? You wanna get fired?
Me:"It's ER. If he upload - i sleep!"
Nobone:
Me: still waiting for the John wick video
Nobone :) I wish I had bones-
He doesn't have the hair anymore
@@ethanbruley8858 ... kemo john wick?
nobone
Cthulhu has always been one of my favorite characters and to see him so humanized (not to mention civilized) is amazing lol
Bless you, Kevin, for wearing your mask. I had no idea Deep, Elder Ones could catch the Rona.
It's more to make the patient feel better.
Yeah, but his nose is not covered 😭
Don’t call it “the rona” it’s disrespectful to the people who died.
@@gongler8207 how so?
Lillian Fox , it 2 am so don’t expect an essay. COVID-19 is a serious topic, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that. The name “the rona” makes it seem like a joke. 544k people have died from this disease. By making this disease sound “funny” (for lack of a better word) it’s just plain disrespectful.
It's good to see the staffers and residents of Arkham again, so I was very happy to see this in my inbox. Dave, Corvis, Cthulu, the Entity, ect. are in my fav ASMR videos. I'm actually upset it took me so long to find ER's videos knowing they've been here for 4 to 5 years.
This isn’t just my favorite asmr video ever. It’s simply a masterpiece of internet genius.
“I’m a poet and I didn’t even realize that” made me laugh so hard
HELL YEAH CTHULHU VID!!
Kevin is always so focused. He never even blinks. What a trooper.
Never clicked on something so fast
Sqme
@Christian Hilton Ball yes i did
The fastest click in the wild west
I'm really glad to see you bringing your Arkham Sanitarium friends back into your uploads. They are always my favorite of your uploads. Long Live Arkham!
Last time I was this early uncle E still had a beard
Ok
@@musicbot1630 Whoa, there is no need to be like this buddy ! This is a place to chill, just relax and enjoy the video
@@musicbot1630 jesus dude, you can't be saying stuff like that here. There might be children around!
@aaron that flew over your head
Ah yes, beard time was a glorious time.
He puts a lot of work into his videos and definitely needs more recognition
Just watching you listen to the brain, gave my brain tingles, I'm not even joking, I just felt a sudden wave of tingles in my mind, is that normal...?
It’s just activating your mirror neurons! Nothing to be worried about, it shows you have working cognitive empathy pathways.
@@cecilyerker I like you, you seem fun.
@@cecilyerker I didn't understand a word of that, but ok
ER really enjoying the occasional soft-spoken voice, sooooo tingly!
"patient appeared to be a sentient mass of human hair-" me, with thigh length hair that i can flip over to look like cousin itt: "yes that is me"
im over half way there, cant wait. my hair is at the small of my back right now.
Cousin itt
... your apperance sounds very intriguing.
Nice to see you again, Kevin
Just getting ready for the fever dreams. Have you seen the yellow sign? I'd love some good ol' Hastur ASMR
It's good to see somebody who's found their passion and translated into a unique and diverse establish community, keep up the awesome work!
This is quite relaxing and a creative role play! Thank you for the tingles, E!
Thank you uncle Rift, I finally had a proper night's sleep after a week of insomnia. Dr. Cthulu is one hell of a doctor!
Uncle ER: Uploads in daytime*
Me: *Guess I'll sleep*
Anime is cringe
@@laaps8589 You sir are the cringiest of all the cringelords.
Leave it to ER to fix my quarantine sleep schedule...been going to bed at like 3 am the last few days but if a new video drops at 8 pm for me? Guess that's when I sleep now.
Hey some questions. Have you ever thought about doing like, Call of Cthulu and other story readings? Listening to you narrate lovecraft in an ASMR style seems amazing. Also are we getting more SCP stuff? I'm loving those.
You know it's a good ASMR video when its in your history 3 times over, but your memory says you've never seen it before.
Can only mean it puts me right to sleep.
I can imagine you having this huge closet with the most random things in it for asmr so your just like "looks like it's time to make a video" *opens closet*
Mans really took my squishy meat cap out my skull and put germ be gone goop on it
This is getting T E C H N I C A L
His kid just walk into the room and sees his dad rubbing hand sanitizer on a brain dressed as cthulu
Its exciting to get enthralled by Kevin's beautiful eyes once again.
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A NEW MASK VIDEO YESSS
Imagine if Cthulhu rose and was like:
"Yea I dont wanna be the bad guy anymore, whatcha need cured?"
it’s so lovely seeing rift get more subs over time, i’ve been subbed for years and years now and i don’t even remember the amount i followed him at but it must’ve been under 200k... and he deserves every single sub he’s gotten since, more even. I used to watching the professor clemmonds cutting mat video to sleep- perhaps we can see a little reference or tribute to that era of the rift? :-) lots of love from wales
Such a convenient upload. I was just getting sleepy.
Sleep well.
Christian Hilton Ball yes sir! Haha.
This was uploaded literally 15 minutes after I went to sleep Which is sad
@@PanGuy_ Go back to sleep :D lol
@@CapBaileyASMR Sadly I was on the train on my way to school to hold a presentation of my final project when I posted that comment so I wasn't really in a position to do that lol. Well, now I'm home, and I've only had 4.5 hours of sleep so I might actually do that :P
Yessss cthulu is back! Easily my favorite character of yours. Thank you for blessing us with your return ,cuthulu may your eternal hunger have mercy on me
Y'see the guys a professional, no collabs or gimmicks. Hes an artist takes time to do the job right. Now i understand you gotta make money but what you see hear is sheer unyielding love for the craft.
lol ive been twiddling around and scratching my back with my sonic screwdriver this whole time and you have the gall to ask me if I'm a timelord
What?
I don’t think I’m a timelord but I do have this pretty cool pocket watch but I don’t remember where I got it from lol
“I’m a poet and I didn’t even realize that.” That bothered me so much lmao.
*I’m always blown away by the realism of these masks. Total immersion.*
I doubt the mask is fake. Kevin is a licensed medical professional, and if the Corvus virus is airborne, he will protect his self as such.
Slayer 1107 lol! Amazing.
When he was about to say the bug's name I thought to myself, "it's going to be frank." Then he called it frank. I freaked out
You’re psychic
I was thinking Robert.
I laughed so hard when he said Frank, my immediate jerk reaction was 'of course it is' lol
Careful, the more you pay attention to stuff like that, the more it happens.
I’m glad the characters have returned. Thank you Mr Rift
I started laughing when he pulled that brain out. I looked at him and said "sir you must be mistaken thats not my brain I don't have one" .😂
I love how you can clearly see the nostrils above the eyes and the mask is over the tentacles.
10:26 "... oddly shaped structures ... that appear to be made of ... euclidean geometry ..."
Euclidean geometry, also known as "regular, good-ol' geometry". Assuming this is supposed to be a reference to R'lyeh, Lovecraft described its architecture as being somehow non-euclidean (which doesn't make much sense mathematically but ok...) "euclidean geometrical buildings" can literally be just regular square-shaped towers and what not.
Though I guess technically since we build on a sphere there's none of our architecture is euclidean (i.e. "straight" bridges actually curve, etc.)
All these people trying to sound intelligent but really just showing they don’t have a clue.
@@mrarchaicworld HPL himself used "non-euclidean geometry" without really knowing what it means (since as we all know, he pretty much feared everything that he didn't know), I guess rift was trying to quote him here, since he's portraying C'thulhu and all, but used it incorrectly in the sentence ("made of..." instead of something like "designed according to..." or "confirming to...") Also he forgot the non- prefix, which may just be a human error. Basically he took someone's original wrong use of the term and incorporated it into a sentence in a wrong way while altering the original term. There are three errors piled on top of each other.
@@navetal I was talking about you.
@@mrarchaicworld What did I get wrong, then?
This hurt my non existent brain to read... really just reminded me I do NOT know wtf math is and I don’t even wanna find out... pain 😗😗😗
Made appointment for pain in my shoulder. Cthulhu was professional and to the point. Left pain free and completely out of my mind in Eldritch terror. 5/5 would be frightened to insanity again.
My tongue had a stroke trying to pronounce the Dr name.
Brah
Cthulhu (Kuh-Thoo-Loo)
That's the standardized version. Lovecraft said that it was something like "klhool-lhoo" - the point being that human vocal anatomy would not be able to make the right sounds.
Nero Wolfe
Huh, never knew
Mr. Branch why not kthoo-lu?
Finally! I've been looking for something just like my regular health checkup!
I'm slightly irked that this man said "I'm a poet, and I didn't even realize it" instead of "I'm a poet and didn't even know it."
I believe that was deliberate irony.
@@nerowolfe736 Most likely, it just kinda felt like "Cthulu, ypu know what you did." and it just kinda annoyed me. No Offense to Ephemeral, just kinda irked me, kinda like when people say "full ahead steam" instead of "Full Steam Ahead".
I’m a poet, and I didn’t even know about that
@@delicious_toes6931 Even though I, myself, stand revealed as a versifier, I was not previously cognizant of that concealed ability.
Good to see Kevin is doing well, taking care of hair & all that... What a nice ancient one. 😷👍
lol Man I love this channel. I watch it even when i'm not sleepy. 😂
I was just about to sleep in the mood for some cthulhu and this was top of the sub feed. The stars have aligned
_Im still debaiting whether that brain is real._
Am I the only one who was waiting for him to say the name of the hair thing is Wild Mike?
Yes from barnyard
Props to him, he probably was suffocating under that mask AND face mask
I'm so happy to see some new Cthulu! The Old One Under The Bed and Chill With Cthulu are my go-to vids for sleep help!!
Can we apprecaite how he's deal with all that heat in the mask 👏🏽👏🏽❤❤
He does sound a little breathless, bless him. It’s tough enough with just the surgical mask, but then you add the entire thing...
By the way what's his real name i'm a new subscriber
@@blackwolf9982 Frank.
Really ?!
@@blackwolf9982 We call him Uncle E :)
Very glad that Arkham has Wizards on deck to cast Comprehend Languages for me when I get treatment from a non-human language speaker. Thanks, guys.
ER's kid: "dad, dinner's ready!"
ER: "all right, let me finish my work here."
The voice definitely gives me flashbacks to the ghoul run Fallout shop video you've done in the past. Mordecai I think his name was??
I miss Mordecai
@@thembofriendsimp Yes! Me too, haha.
"have you had trouble sleeping?"
me, who's been up for 20 hours straight:
"maybe"
That little fan is beyond dope! Did the trick. Hope it returns.
Cthulhu is a doctor, which means R'lyeh has a medical school, which means they have a healthcare system, which means they have a government, which means they have a political leader who might possess nuclear weapons. We could have WW3 with other-worldly beings, but since this isn't canon, we can't be _completely_ sure... ( ◎ﾍ◎;)
i love how all of ER’s videos are interconnected
5:17 Corvus-7834 and COVID-19....yeah, I’m seeing the difference here.
Diggin the new channel logo, man. Keep up the fantastic work with these videos. You never fail to both entertain and relax me.
*Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh whah’nagl fhtagn.* Good to see you again Doctor. Missed you. Ain’t seen you since...shit, was it the Big Mac broadcast?
I've been going through some tough times lately, but your content always helps me. Thanks
He is known by many names, cthulu, lord of the mad, the great old one...But you? You may call him Kevin
THE NOSE
IS
NOT COVERED!
great video keep up the good work!