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that wal-mart greeter is exactly why i would get fired from my previous gas station job. if a Karen would come in angry asking to see the manager, i would straight up tell em to leave, without speaking to the manager, and that they can come back when they learn to behave like a reasonable adult.
Your gas station job would get you in trouble for that? I used to work at a gas station and we’d tell off bad customers all the time. I’ve never met someone that works at a gas station that isn’t allowed to tell off Karens and dickheads
When I was working as a butcher in a supermarket, I was alone at around 5pm and went to the toilet for 5min, I made sure no one was waiting before I left and of course this one lady came when I wasn’t here. After I finished I went back to work and saw her waiting, so I go greet her, excuse myself for not being there And this lady starts to get angry at me for taking so long. I was polite at first but she kept going and at one point I had enough I said : listen I don’t have a karcher, now what do you want ? She was speechless 😂 And when she left she made sure to report it to the manager lmao, well guess what, she never came back and no one cared about this. But my colleagues had a good laugh after I told them
I don't know if the sandwich man is a real story, but it likely is. I am a woman, I volunteered for years at the "service station" and I know the homeless guys were really protective of me.
How to play solitaire: The first objective is to release and play into position certain cards to build up each foundation, in sequence and in suit, from the ace through the king. The ultimate objective is to build the whole pack onto the foundations, and if that can be done, the Solitaire game is won. To set up, seven piles need to be created. Starting from left to right, place the first card face up to make the first pile, deal one card face down for the next six piles. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the second pile and deal one card face down on piles three through seven. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the third pile and deal one card face down on piles four through seven. Continue this pattern until pile seven has one card facing up on top of a pile of six cards facing down. The remaining cards form the stock (or “hand”) pile and are placed above the tableau. When starting out, the foundations and waste pile do not have any cards. The initial array may be changed by "building" - transferring cards among the face-up cards in the tableau. Certain cards of the tableau can be played at once, while others may not be played until certain blocking cards are removed. For example, of the seven cards facing up in the tableau, if one is a nine and another is a ten, you may transfer the nine to on top of the ten to begin building that pile in sequence. Since you have moved the nine from one of the seven piles, you have now unblocked a face down card; this card can be turned over and now is in play. As you transfer cards in the tableau and begin building sequences, if you uncover an ace, the ace should be placed in one of the foundation piles. The foundations get built by suit and in sequence from ace to king. Continue to transfer cards on top of each other in the tableau in sequence. If you can’t move any more face up cards, you can utilize the stock pile by flipping over the first card. This card can be played in the foundations or tableau. If you cannot play the card in the tableau or the foundations piles, move the card to the waste pile and turn over another card in the stock pile. If a vacancy in the tableau is created by the removal of cards elsewhere it is called a “space”, and it is of major importance in manipulating the tableau. If a space is created, it can only be filled in with a king. Filling a space with a king could potentially unblock one of the face down cards in another pile in the tableau. Continue to transfer cards in the tableau and bring cards into play from the stock pile until all the cards are built in suit sequences in the foundation piles to win. If you read all of this you’re a chad
Okay so we are going to just IGNORE THE FACT THAT A GIRL ON TIKTOK WAS FRICKING HER DOG?! My new priority is to protect my dog from all danger and unholy people from now on
Rememeber, keep the ATF at a 100 meter distance from your dogs not only that but get a M2HB browning heavy machine gun in .50 BMG get several other firearms remember, no dog frickers
Ey bro about the gains, just take it slow and don't compare yourself to others. Gaining muscle is an extremely slow process but it's definitely worth while. Good to see you're taking initiative in making your body the best it can be. Love your videos and i'm proud of you brother, keep it up!
agreed, as a weightlifter with a dad in sports medicine it takes a long time to gain strength, esp when youre first learning to because your body is getting used to the motion. but it all works out in the end :)
the specific company most likely had an accident, perhaps even a lawsuit, when they used to allow people who couldn't swim. so the company changed the policy and just never updated the website.
2:05 at our Walmart, they replaced the cashiers with greeters, so now there’s no one to check your bags but there is someone to tell you hello and judge you for using a broken cart
Mom: "You're so lazy and your dad works so much! Go help him!" Me: "Yes Ma." Me: "Dad, need help?" Dad: "No." This sums up a small percentage of my relationship with my parents lol.
@@lilricebowl9731 Im not the best swimmer, but I went snorkeling in Mexico. They make it beginner friendly (it was an adult only beach btw) and gave life jackets for everyone and allowed people in the water as they wanted after that. I understand if it stated it was for experienced swimmers, but some do allow for beginners to be able to join.
@@lilricebowl9731 I wasn't saying that you should assume they are beginner friendly, just pointing out that some are. I feel that these types of activities should state the experience level to avoid instances like this. Its a safe bet to always assume that it isn't and either contact the company to confirm or find one that does state it.
Sandwich man episode 100% does happen in real life. It's not even like they would need to have a meeting and and decide "this is what we will do if sandwich man is accosted" ... all it takes is one homeless breh to sound the alarm, and it doesn't take that many braincells to work out that traumatised or unhappy sandwich man = less or no sandwiches. Even crows remember the humans who are kind to them, and they tell their crow buddies about it so that the whole murder looks out for that particular human. It's just something that happens naturally.
10:32 I usually just wait outside their door for them to get home while it's dark, and while unlocking go for the throat. Simple, effective, and usually gives me at least 30 minutes before the police arrive, sometimes hours
0:26 That post somehow boosted my mental capacity, mental strength, and ability to process stuff that would immediately erase a persons mental health, also, can someone at least try and figure out what that post even said…
I was homeless for two years, and yeah, it is like that. Good people who treat you like an actual human and not like a piece of trash are incredibly rare. A similar thing happened to a guy who held up a bodega near the homeless shelter. The owner was a really nice old man who helped us out on a regular basis. The guy even gave me a job at one point, which helped me pull myself out of that situation. Needless to say, the guy who held him up got caught quick and got a swift beating.
The Brazilian one I can relate to so much, told my dad I wanted to go to a kpop concert and he ended up bringing me to a Chinese traditional dance one instead. Still one of the best things I've seen in my life but it really threw me off
@@ramenaddict1676 don’t judge? Bro that shit doesn’t add up its three generations. If the grandma and her mom had kids when they were 18 that means that the woman who posted is 10. If the grandma and mother had kids at 14 then the woman right now is 18. That’s pretty young to be married so you can do some math and think about the situation…
The story at 2:00 is so incredibly real I found it in an antique joke book in my parent's attic from 1986, albeit in that the asker is not a walmart greeter, just a random passerby
6:44 is absolutely true. I lived homeless man, and if someone was taking care of me and my crew like that I'd absolutely stick up for the mf and get that punk arrested so we didnt have to deal with it again.
My sister could never work in fast food. She has a perfect customer service voice from working at a zoo in the gift shop for three years but if a customer is rude to her she doesn't hold back. How'd she last three years? Becoming friends with the CEO essentially made her untouchable and it was the guest's fault anyways.
How to play solitaire: There's a deck of cards at the top somewhere either far right or far left. You click that to draw more cards. Your goal is to get the cards on the 2nd row to go from K to 2, alternating between red and black. The four Aces go at the very top and once you have all four up there you can start putting the cards back into piles organized by suit. Ace, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K. You can move full columns of cards on the 2nd row to reveal any face down cards. You've won when you have no cards left in the deck and 4 neat piles sorted by suit at the top.
Man some guy literally copy and pasted a tutorial from Google on how to play solitaire and it was like 20 paragraphs long 😂 your explanation was also better than mine I think. 😂
Solitaire is actually super easy I learned while weining off of social media. Your aces will go at the top. You take the cards you start with and arrange them into rows starting with king, then queen, 10, 9, etc. And it has to rotate colour so like a red 10, black 9, red 8, black 7 etc. When you find an ace you put it at the top and when you find a 2 of the same suit you put it on top of the ace. You keep placing the next highest number on the top piles until your finished. But you can mess up and run out of moves to make before completing the piles and if that happens it's game over.
i used to visit my dad every two weeks, he'd always let me play on his xbox and play minecraft. i was 5. it's been 10 years and he's still letting me on the xbox. what a legend
There’s no way it’s legit 😂 Grandmas only 46? How old does that make her? If her moms in her 20s probably, she’d have to be early teens at most, which means she couldn’t be married. None of it lines up 😂
@@noahreineke9569 It fits if granny ond mommy have been around 14 to 15 years old when pregnant. And i think whether the marriages were official or not is the smallest problem here when considering all the incest.Because they had ALL the incest.🤣
@@noahreineke9569 So, lets try to figure this fustercluck of age out. If the Grandma had a daughter at 18 (pregnant shortly after 17, kinda bad but not the absolute worst case scenario), and her daughter also had a daughter at 18, the grandma would be 36 by the time the granddaughter was born. The granddaughter would not be 18 until the grandma turns 54 at minimum. Somewhere down the line, a total of 8 years were shaved off of that. Uh oh. If the grandma and mother had their daughter at 16 (pregnant shortly after turning 15, this is where things are getting really bad), the grandma would be 32 by the time her granddaughter was born, then her granddaughter would be 16 by the time the grandma is 48. Still, 2 years are shaved off somewhere, so someone gave birth at 14, the granddaughter is 14, or 2 of them at 15 (or 1 gave birth at 15 and the granddaughter is 15). This is literally the least screwed scenario for this family mathematically. Its either fake or one hell of a nasty case. Factor in the Alabama, and we officially have a certified trailer park moment.
@@kinorris1709 The grandma would be competing with ripley's youngest great grandma who had at least four generations of the oldest girl giving birth at 12-13. She was like 56 when her great grandchild was born.
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1:59 Man that second paragraph reminds me of a lady I saw today after I got done working at Walmart (I restock Pepsi products there, I don't work for Walmart). Me and my brother walk out and hear this lady absolutely berating her I think 5 kids. My brother said he say her pull a girl by her hair and he felt the urge to go up to the mom and tell her off. Absolutely shitting parent. Don't have children, especially 5, if you can't take care of them. I worry for the future of those kids.
Side tangent. People, please don't put random crap in the coolers. I am literally not allowed to mess with it since it's not my product. All I can do is take it out a let it spoil on top of the cooler. Put it back, it's not that hard. My favorite cooler shenanigans: A HUGE package of ground beef, and big bag of frozen garlic butter chicken wings, a jug of milk (twice), an ENITIRE ham, and also a whole chicken
in the grandma post, if she chick is old enough to be married that means she has to be atleast 18, and if you have a 46 year old grandma at 18 that means your grandma must've had kids at 14 and your mum too
The sandwich man story is much like what I experienced working in a small store in a bad area. I always did favor for the bums, and neighborhood folk. After 6 months of working there my bosses did an inventory and were pleasantly surprised that theft had dropped 15%. As we talked about I explained a lot of the neighborhood guys would track down shoplifters that had got out of the store and make them come back and pay for what they stole. All because me and the other night shift guy would do them favors. Made some of the best friends I have had in this life working at that store. If my kids loved "K-Pop" I would have got the same poster but knowing exactly who I was putting up. They would have been really mad at me then, but would be laughing about it now. Like when I told my youngest I had to sell her birthday so I could pay rent and we would not be able to have a birthday party for her that year. But I was sure I could buy it back before the next birthday. She really made me proud though. She was, of course, devistated to learn she would not have a birthday party, but then said it was better for us to have a house to live than to have a party. As I sat feeling like a crumb, and trying to figure the best way to explain it was just a joke she came back to me. "Dad. Why would somebody buy a birthday when they get one for free on the day they are born?" I started laughing, then she grabbed my ears and gave me a serious head butt. We both saw stars from that one, but I figured I deserved it. We both get a good laugh when we reminisce about it these days though... she is 29 now. My hat is off to Carlton Eubanks. I never could braid hair for my girls.
0:27-2:00 Okay, so after some serious family math, I figured out what happened with the pregnant grandma. Let’s say your dad gets with his mom and they have a son. That would make that kid your uncle (because he and the dad share the same mom) and your brother (since you and the kid share the same dad), and you also would of course share the same grandma. So one of her parents must have slept with one of their parents when they were like 20 or something and gave this woman an uncle-brother, who she then married 🥴. Then her husband got with granny and they are having a kid. So that kid would be all of the following to the woman in the post: - Stepchild (child of her husband by another woman) - Pibling (child of her grandma) - Cousin/nibling (child of her uncle-brother) - The great grandchild of her grandma (child of the grandson) *Note that this also means that not only did grandma possibly sleep with her own son and grandson, but she also gave birth to her own son, grandson, AND great grandson. Hope this is a little easier to understand. My brain is officially destroyed after this 🫠. You’re welcome. P.S. Niblings refer to niece/nephew and piblings are aunts/uncles.
1:50 so i think i get that situation, the mother had a son, banged him and had the girl that's telling the story, then the mother banged her own father and had the girl's lover, uncle and still, brother, the husband-uncle-brother-man (wtf) banged his and his siblings (obviously) grandmother, which is now having his uncle, still child that's a big wow right there
To play solitaire, try to get all of the cards into 4 foundation piles, 1 pile per suit, in ascending order from ace to king. Once you finish all 4 foundation piles, you win! To set up the game, first place 1 card face up and 6 cards face down to the right. Repeat until every column has a face-up card at the bottom. ur welcome
7:25 my family used to pass out food to the unhoused and one time we got robbed and they did about the same thing ( a little bit more than that) but yeah it's very possible the unhoused Community was always very thankful and looked out for us very well
6:04 I actually know somebody who can only swim under water and is planning on snorkeling in Hawaii this summer... I tried to tell her that's not a good idea, but she blew me off
Many Solitaire games can be played on areas smaller than a card table. Others require a larger playing area, and these games are often played on the floor or on a bedspread. Alternatively, in order to play with large layouts on a card table, miniature playing cards are available. These are usually half the size of standard playing cards. THE PACK Virtually all Solitaire games are played with one or more standard 52-card packs. Standard Solitaire uses one 52-card pack. OBJECT OF THE GAME The first objective is to release and play into position certain cards to build up each foundation, in sequence and in suit, from the ace through the king. The ultimate objective is to build the whole pack onto the foundations, and if that can be done, the Solitaire game is won. RANK OF CARDS The rank of cards in Solitaire games is: K (high), Q, J, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, A (low). THE DEAL There are four different types of piles in Solitaire: The Tableau: Seven piles that make up the main table. The Foundations: Four piles on which a whole suit or sequence must be built up. In most Solitaire games, the four aces are the bottom card or base of the foundations. The foundation piles are hearts, diamonds, spades, and clubs. The Stock (or “Hand”) Pile: If the entire pack is not laid out in a tableau at the beginning of a game, the remaining cards form the stock pile from which additional cards are brought into play according to the rules. The Talon (or “Waste”) Pile: Cards from the stock pile that have no place in the tableau or on foundations are laid face up in the waste pile. To form the tableau, seven piles need to be created. Starting from left to right, place the first card face up to make the first pile, deal one card face down for the next six piles. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the second pile and deal one card face down on piles three through seven. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the third pile and deal one card face down on piles four through seven. Continue this pattern until pile seven has one card facing up on top of a pile of six cards facing down. The remaining cards form the stock (or “hand”) pile and are placed above the tableau. When starting out, the foundations and waste pile do not have any cards. THE PLAY The initial array may be changed by "building" - transferring cards among the face-up cards in the tableau. Certain cards of the tableau can be played at once, while others may not be played until certain blocking cards are removed. For example, of the seven cards facing up in the tableau, if one is a nine and another is a ten, you may transfer the nine to on top of the ten to begin building that pile in sequence. Since you have moved the nine from one of the seven piles, you have now unblocked a face down card; this card can be turned over and now is in play. As you transfer cards in the tableau and begin building sequences, if you uncover an ace, the ace should be placed in one of the foundation piles. The foundations get built by suit and in sequence from ace to king. Continue to transfer cards on top of each other in the tableau in sequence. If you can’t move any more face up cards, you can utilize the stock pile by flipping over the first card. This card can be played in the foundations or tableau. If you cannot play the card in the tableau or the foundations piles, move the card to the waste pile and turn over another card in the stock pile. If a vacancy in the tableau is created by the removal of cards elsewhere it is called a “space”, and it is of major importance in manipulating the tableau. If a space is created, it can only be filled in with a king. Filling a space with a king could potentially unblock one of the face down cards in another pile in the tableau. Continue to transfer cards in the tableau and bring cards into play from the stock pile until all the cards are built in suit sequences in the foundation piles to win!
an important part you left out is you can only move a card onto another if they're opposite colours, to build on your example you could only move the nine if its a heart/diamond and ten is spade/club or vice versa
As for that first story, can you JUST IMAGINE how messed up grandma's kid is going to be !!? Not only is ahe old enough to tell you what Moses parting the red sea was like but she will be birthing her OWN GREAT GRANDCHILD!! There are SO MANY complications that could potentially go wrong with this poor kid it's just not even funny . Someone please call CPS before she tries hooking up with her baby/great grand child too !!
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@1:05 “first time?” Meme needed to be here if u ever watch Dark the TV series 😂😂😂 5:52 tbf, the boat provided u life vest when u snorkeling so non swimmer could be allowed to enjoy the tour but for safety wise, pls dont.
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Now that Wal-Mart greeter needs to write his own training manual for how to properly deal with them Karens
Why is everyone spelling it like Wal-mart? It’s Walmart..
Bet?
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The woman who thought she had another woman’s child….
‘I skipped school my whole life’ moment
-100 brain cell moment
I refuse to believe someone actually asked that.
I’m thinking it might have something to do with post-partum depression.
if it comes out of you, it is yours 💀💀💀
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It's probably post partum depression and it's really sad but I also can't stop laughing
that wal-mart greeter is exactly why i would get fired from my previous gas station job. if a Karen would come in angry asking to see the manager, i would straight up tell em to leave, without speaking to the manager, and that they can come back when they learn to behave like a reasonable adult.
If I don’t gatekeep the Karen’s from my boss I’m gonna get fired. 🥲
You got some bots on you man
Your gas station job would get you in trouble for that? I used to work at a gas station and we’d tell off bad customers all the time. I’ve never met someone that works at a gas station that isn’t allowed to tell off Karens and dickheads
When I was working as a butcher in a supermarket, I was alone at around 5pm and went to the toilet for 5min, I made sure no one was waiting before I left and of course this one lady came when I wasn’t here.
After I finished I went back to work and saw her waiting, so I go greet her, excuse myself for not being there
And this lady starts to get angry at me for taking so long.
I was polite at first but she kept going and at one point I had enough I said : listen I don’t have a karcher, now what do you want ?
She was speechless 😂
And when she left she made sure to report it to the manager lmao, well guess what, she never came back and no one cared about this. But my colleagues had a good laugh after I told them
we know this is fake because WAL-MART DOESNT EXIST. WALMART DOES
I don't know if the sandwich man is a real story, but it likely is. I am a woman, I volunteered for years at the "service station" and I know the homeless guys were really protective of me.
they're just trying to get your home
@@thathorrorguy1974
ayo what would you think if it was a homeless woman
would you think the same thing?
@@eizzeeefromstupidland it's a joke bro
@@eizzeeefromstupidland and yes
@@eizzeeefromstupidland yeah even more so
1:14 dudes family tree is the recycling logo
LOL😂
How to play solitaire:
The first objective is to release and play into position certain cards to build up each foundation, in sequence and in suit, from the ace through the king. The ultimate objective is to build the whole pack onto the foundations, and if that can be done, the Solitaire game is won.
To set up, seven piles need to be created. Starting from left to right, place the first card face up to make the first pile, deal one card face down for the next six piles. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the second pile and deal one card face down on piles three through seven. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the third pile and deal one card face down on piles four through seven. Continue this pattern until pile seven has one card facing up on top of a pile of six cards facing down. The remaining cards form the stock (or “hand”) pile and are placed above the tableau. When starting out, the foundations and waste pile do not have any cards.
The initial array may be changed by "building" - transferring cards among the face-up cards in the tableau. Certain cards of the tableau can be played at once, while others may not be played until certain blocking cards are removed. For example, of the seven cards facing up in the tableau, if one is a nine and another is a ten, you may transfer the nine to on top of the ten to begin building that pile in sequence. Since you have moved the nine from one of the seven piles, you have now unblocked a face down card; this card can be turned over and now is in play.
As you transfer cards in the tableau and begin building sequences, if you uncover an ace, the ace should be placed in one of the foundation piles. The foundations get built by suit and in sequence from ace to king.
Continue to transfer cards on top of each other in the tableau in sequence. If you can’t move any more face up cards, you can utilize the stock pile by flipping over the first card. This card can be played in the foundations or tableau. If you cannot play the card in the tableau or the foundations piles, move the card to the waste pile and turn over another card in the stock pile.
If a vacancy in the tableau is created by the removal of cards elsewhere it is called a “space”, and it is of major importance in manipulating the tableau. If a space is created, it can only be filled in with a king. Filling a space with a king could potentially unblock one of the face down cards in another pile in the tableau.
Continue to transfer cards in the tableau and bring cards into play from the stock pile until all the cards are built in suit sequences in the foundation piles to win.
If you read all of this you’re a chad
i read all of it.
do i get a prize?
@@endzoneproductions4732 your legal name is now "chad"
@@SaitamaPlaysGames u too
@@endzoneproductions4732 🍪
I read all of it after I read I would become a chad if I read it. Ami still a chad?
Okay so we are going to just IGNORE THE FACT THAT A GIRL ON TIKTOK WAS FRICKING HER DOG?! My new priority is to protect my dog from all danger and unholy people from now on
@@ramenaddict1676 pretty racist but ok
@@Walrus5 bro isn't even wrong
@@Walrus5
Racist? Yes
But true? Also yes
Rememeber, keep the ATF at a 100 meter distance from your dogs
not only that but get a M2HB browning heavy machine gun in .50 BMG
get several other firearms
remember, no dog frickers
The dog was fucking her
Ey bro about the gains, just take it slow and don't compare yourself to others. Gaining muscle is an extremely slow process but it's definitely worth while. Good to see you're taking initiative in making your body the best it can be. Love your videos and i'm proud of you brother, keep it up!
I think they also look better than before, so he’s making great progress
Chad behavior
@@kamiiato Thanks I really appreciate it
agreed, as a weightlifter with a dad in sports medicine it takes a long time to gain strength, esp when youre first learning to because your body is getting used to the motion. but it all works out in the end :)
Thank you, needed to hear that.
5:23 this actually does make sense, as usually you are allowed to snorkel with some sort of flotation device if you do not know how to swim.
I thought the same thing. I've seen both adults and kids go snorkeling with flotation devices like pool noodles, life jackets, and the like.
It does make sense, and you don’t have to be a strong swimmer to snorkel, but I feel like you should at least have some swimming experience lol
@@oliviasommerville4733 idek why you would want to if you don’t know how to swim
the specific company most likely had an accident, perhaps even a lawsuit, when they used to allow people who couldn't swim. so the company changed the policy and just never updated the website.
@@lilricebowl9731 yeah. I’ve been snorkeling before but I’m a strong swimmer and I would NOT like to do it if all I could do was doggy paddle
2:05 at our Walmart, they replaced the cashiers with greeters, so now there’s no one to check your bags but there is someone to tell you hello and judge you for using a broken cart
Man those guys stopped us while we were walking out to check if we had a receipt, I think they were racist ngl
@@cyncir I’m pretty sure they ask for everyone’s receipt, but then again, there’s some shady Walmart workers so some of them might be racist
@@oliviasommerville4733 They didn't though, they stopped specifically us
Yknow, for a ''worst posts'' video this is surprisingly wholesome
Yea
then the zoophile appears
you just didnt watch the start of the video
9:42 So wholesome 🥰
0:26 The Wholesome.
Mom: "You're so lazy and your dad works so much! Go help him!"
Me: "Yes Ma."
Me: "Dad, need help?"
Dad: "No."
This sums up a small percentage of my relationship with my parents lol.
The fact that some people who didn’t know how to swim asked to go swimming deeper than normal is just stupid
Idk how they thought they could snorkel if they couldn’t swim
@@lilricebowl9731 Im not the best swimmer, but I went snorkeling in Mexico. They make it beginner friendly (it was an adult only beach btw) and gave life jackets for everyone and allowed people in the water as they wanted after that. I understand if it stated it was for experienced swimmers, but some do allow for beginners to be able to join.
@@alexisdawn1107 but you shouldn’t assume to be let snorkeling by just any program just because some do
@@lilricebowl9731 I wasn't saying that you should assume they are beginner friendly, just pointing out that some are. I feel that these types of activities should state the experience level to avoid instances like this. Its a safe bet to always assume that it isn't and either contact the company to confirm or find one that does state it.
Snorkeling isn’t really deeper than normal. It’s usually just swimming or even drifting along the surface of the water for less experienced people.
The second person's family tree probably looks like a silly straw 💀💀🤚
sweet home Alabama
"my grandma is pregnant"
"she's 46"
"she's claiming *my* husband is the father"
*grandma is 46 but the granddaughter has a husband*
Like hol up
@@harold6953 they can’t even all be 18…
It made no sense at all! I was so confused and disturbed at the same time 😵💫
the recycling symbol
Sandwich man episode 100% does happen in real life. It's not even like they would need to have a meeting and and decide "this is what we will do if sandwich man is accosted" ... all it takes is one homeless breh to sound the alarm, and it doesn't take that many braincells to work out that traumatised or unhappy sandwich man = less or no sandwiches.
Even crows remember the humans who are kind to them, and they tell their crow buddies about it so that the whole murder looks out for that particular human. It's just something that happens naturally.
3:50 my brain is in pain because of the unintelligence I have witnessed
10:32 I usually just wait outside their door for them to get home while it's dark, and while unlocking go for the throat. Simple, effective, and usually gives me at least 30 minutes before the police arrive, sometimes hours
0:26
That post somehow boosted my mental capacity, mental strength, and ability to process stuff that would immediately erase a persons mental health, also, can someone at least try and figure out what that post even said…
congrats on 1m, I didn't notice you were growing until now, it has not affected your content, so good job!
@Morbius 🅥 morbius dees nuts
I was homeless for two years, and yeah, it is like that. Good people who treat you like an actual human and not like a piece of trash are incredibly rare.
A similar thing happened to a guy who held up a bodega near the homeless shelter. The owner was a really nice old man who helped us out on a regular basis. The guy even gave me a job at one point, which helped me pull myself out of that situation.
Needless to say, the guy who held him up got caught quick and got a swift beating.
The Brazilian one I can relate to so much, told my dad I wanted to go to a kpop concert and he ended up bringing me to a Chinese traditional dance one instead. Still one of the best things I've seen in my life but it really threw me off
You - have such a great dad :)
Pegasus didn’t even realize that the grandma was *forty six.* HOW EARLY DID SHE AND HER DAUGHTER GET PREGNANT
15 or some shit like this
Right
@@ramenaddict1676 don’t judge? Bro that shit doesn’t add up its three generations. If the grandma and her mom had kids when they were 18 that means that the woman who posted is 10. If the grandma and mother had kids at 14 then the woman right now is 18. That’s pretty young to be married so you can do some math and think about the situation…
@@edi6722 ok I didn't mean to sound like THAT
I literally left and got my calculator out to do the math
Solitaire is the game of shuffling cards, putting them on the table, then sorting them back in order... with extra steps.
8:40 being a kpop stan myself, this situation is so funny to me i'd like it
sandwich guy needs to be protected at all costs.
The story at 2:00 is so incredibly real I found it in an antique joke book in my parent's attic from 1986, albeit in that the asker is not a walmart greeter, just a random passerby
lol!
6:44 is absolutely true. I lived homeless man, and if someone was taking care of me and my crew like that I'd absolutely stick up for the mf and get that punk arrested so we didnt have to deal with it again.
3:39
Wow, i expected some dumb shit but omg, that was something 🤦♂🤷♀
2:55z
that karen got absolutely murdered
2:48 I think Pegasus just came 👀
Pegasus is such a chad, he's loosing his braincells so we don't loose ours
we must donate ours to him
it’s morbin, not loosing
Lose*
My sister could never work in fast food. She has a perfect customer service voice from working at a zoo in the gift shop for three years but if a customer is rude to her she doesn't hold back. How'd she last three years? Becoming friends with the CEO essentially made her untouchable and it was the guest's fault anyways.
How to play solitaire:
There's a deck of cards at the top somewhere either far right or far left. You click that to draw more cards.
Your goal is to get the cards on the 2nd row to go from K to 2, alternating between red and black. The four Aces go at the very top and once you have all four up there you can start putting the cards back into piles organized by suit. Ace, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K. You can move full columns of cards on the 2nd row to reveal any face down cards.
You've won when you have no cards left in the deck and 4 neat piles sorted by suit at the top.
Man some guy literally copy and pasted a tutorial from Google on how to play solitaire and it was like 20 paragraphs long 😂 your explanation was also better than mine I think. 😂
This guy's community is trolling him so hard LOL literally the only story he was skeptical of was the believable one.
1:06 I keep pausing so I can run through my head how this could be physically possible
2:56 that is such a good roast
6:38
>**brings elden ring to hospital**
>**plays in hospital**
>**does not comply further**
true gamer.
1:30 What in the Appalachian fuck is going on with that family.
Solitaire is actually super easy I learned while weining off of social media.
Your aces will go at the top.
You take the cards you start with and arrange them into rows starting with king, then queen, 10, 9, etc.
And it has to rotate colour so like a red 10, black 9, red 8, black 7 etc.
When you find an ace you put it at the top and when you find a 2 of the same suit you put it on top of the ace. You keep placing the next highest number on the top piles until your finished.
But you can mess up and run out of moves to make before completing the piles and if that happens it's game over.
7:23 that’s actually wholesome :)
i used to visit my dad every two weeks, he'd always let me play on his xbox and play minecraft. i was 5.
it's been 10 years and he's still letting me on the xbox. what a legend
The “my grandma is pregnant” one had me laughing for so long!
There’s no way it’s legit 😂
Grandmas only 46? How old does that make her? If her moms in her 20s probably, she’d have to be early teens at most, which means she couldn’t be married.
None of it lines up 😂
@@noahreineke9569 It fits if granny ond mommy have been around 14 to 15 years old when pregnant. And i think whether the marriages were official or not is the smallest problem here when considering all the incest.Because they had ALL the incest.🤣
@@noahreineke9569 Unless all 3 generations of girls were 14 or younger when they married their brothers and cousins and had babies.
@@noahreineke9569 So, lets try to figure this fustercluck of age out.
If the Grandma had a daughter at 18 (pregnant shortly after 17, kinda bad but not the absolute worst case scenario), and her daughter also had a daughter at 18, the grandma would be 36 by the time the granddaughter was born. The granddaughter would not be 18 until the grandma turns 54 at minimum. Somewhere down the line, a total of 8 years were shaved off of that. Uh oh.
If the grandma and mother had their daughter at 16 (pregnant shortly after turning 15, this is where things are getting really bad), the grandma would be 32 by the time her granddaughter was born, then her granddaughter would be 16 by the time the grandma is 48. Still, 2 years are shaved off somewhere, so someone gave birth at 14, the granddaughter is 14, or 2 of them at 15 (or 1 gave birth at 15 and the granddaughter is 15). This is literally the least screwed scenario for this family mathematically. Its either fake or one hell of a nasty case. Factor in the Alabama, and we officially have a certified trailer park moment.
@@kinorris1709 The grandma would be competing with ripley's youngest great grandma who had at least four generations of the oldest girl giving birth at 12-13. She was like 56 when her great grandchild was born.
3:45 so... she never heard of genes??
Also how the hell did she come to this conclusion???
0:06
Wait till the kids ask how the parents met.
7:12 bro maxed out his Summoning tree
Yo Pegasus, I doubt you'll see this but I just want to say that your videos always make me feel better. The humor, your personality, all of it is great and makes my day. Love ya Pegasus
1:59 Man that second paragraph reminds me of a lady I saw today after I got done working at Walmart (I restock Pepsi products there, I don't work for Walmart). Me and my brother walk out and hear this lady absolutely berating her I think 5 kids. My brother said he say her pull a girl by her hair and he felt the urge to go up to the mom and tell her off. Absolutely shitting parent. Don't have children, especially 5, if you can't take care of them. I worry for the future of those kids.
Side tangent. People, please don't put random crap in the coolers. I am literally not allowed to mess with it since it's not my product. All I can do is take it out a let it spoil on top of the cooler. Put it back, it's not that hard.
My favorite cooler shenanigans:
A HUGE package of ground beef, and big bag of frozen garlic butter chicken wings, a jug of milk (twice), an ENITIRE ham, and also a whole chicken
7:00 nah thats facts. I used to be homeless. Thats very likely. Homeless people are always around, they got nowhere to go.
in the grandma post, if she chick is old enough to be married that means she has to be atleast 18, and if you have a 46 year old grandma at 18 that means your grandma must've had kids at 14 and your mum too
and chances are she's like 22 which means her mum and grandma both had kids at 12 so the story is fake
If the grandma had kids at 18, which means her parents are currently 28 meaning the girl is 10 wtf
@@jashinsdisciple8512 the grandma must've had kids at 14 that's what I just said
Man I watched pegasus when he was at around 150k subs and now coming back.
Nice to see how much he's grown overtime.
I watched him when his pfp was a Pokémon
@@sprouttluvs that was like a week ago bro
@@Walrus5 oh shit
@@Walrus5 lmfao I meant when he didn’t show his face and just showed the Pokémon when he talked
@@sprouttluvs makes more sense
i dont know who your new editor is or if its the same but good freaking job man u got it down to a tea
Im pretty sure he edits his own videos
@@roxanne8662 nah he got an editor
It's pretty wholesome when the homeless people defended somebody that helped them
The sandwich man story is much like what I experienced working in a small store in a bad area. I always did favor for the bums, and neighborhood folk. After 6 months of working there my bosses did an inventory and were pleasantly surprised that theft had dropped 15%. As we talked about I explained a lot of the neighborhood guys would track down shoplifters that had got out of the store and make them come back and pay for what they stole. All because me and the other night shift guy would do them favors. Made some of the best friends I have had in this life working at that store.
If my kids loved "K-Pop" I would have got the same poster but knowing exactly who I was putting up. They would have been really mad at me then, but would be laughing about it now. Like when I told my youngest I had to sell her birthday so I could pay rent and we would not be able to have a birthday party for her that year. But I was sure I could buy it back before the next birthday. She really made me proud though. She was, of course, devistated to learn she would not have a birthday party, but then said it was better for us to have a house to live than to have a party. As I sat feeling like a crumb, and trying to figure the best way to explain it was just a joke she came back to me.
"Dad. Why would somebody buy a birthday when they get one for free on the day they are born?"
I started laughing, then she grabbed my ears and gave me a serious head butt. We both saw stars from that one, but I figured I deserved it. We both get a good laugh when we reminisce about it these days though... she is 29 now.
My hat is off to Carlton Eubanks. I never could braid hair for my girls.
1:23
ALABAMA IN A NUTSHELL
pegasus, if the mom doesnt understand how she is obviously the mom maybe its better she doesnt continue to be one lmao
There are a lot of people who just shouldn’t be parents
@@lilricebowl9731 my father for example, so glad im outta there
Ignorance doesn't make a bad parent lol
@@あき-h6u stupidity does
@@Vinni-2K
I doubt that lady was stupid.
Damn look at them gains
Good work man, keep it up
1:00 *sweet home Alabama music intesifies*
4:00 it took me like a few seconds to process why that sounded so dumb
9:43 oh I thought it said "To my ex who said my dog is f'ing gross" and I was wondering what was wrong with the post
Nice gainsss PEGASUS. I'm cheering for you. Keep it up bro
6:12 “Ducks aren’t nice this is why they should be eaten” 💀💀
Man I haven’t played solitaire in a long time
So proud of you, Pegasus. You're finally got a sponsor ❤️
this isn't his first sponsor
nice comment though
@@ratman8369 oh, I didn't know
0:27-2:00 Okay, so after some serious family math, I figured out what happened with the pregnant grandma. Let’s say your dad gets with his mom and they have a son. That would make that kid your uncle (because he and the dad share the same mom) and your brother (since you and the kid share the same dad), and you also would of course share the same grandma. So one of her parents must have slept with one of their parents when they were like 20 or something and gave this woman an uncle-brother, who she then married 🥴.
Then her husband got with granny and they are having a kid. So that kid would be all of the following to the woman in the post:
- Stepchild (child of her husband by another woman)
- Pibling (child of her grandma)
- Cousin/nibling (child of her uncle-brother)
- The great grandchild of her grandma (child of the grandson)
*Note that this also means that not only did grandma possibly sleep with her own son and grandson, but she also gave birth to her own son, grandson, AND great grandson.
Hope this is a little easier to understand. My brain is officially destroyed after this 🫠. You’re welcome.
P.S. Niblings refer to niece/nephew and piblings are aunts/uncles.
6:35 bro those guns bigger than my head
1:00 When your family tree looks like the recycling logo
1:50
so i think i get that situation, the mother had a son, banged him and had the girl that's telling the story, then the mother banged her own father and had the girl's lover, uncle and still, brother, the husband-uncle-brother-man (wtf) banged his and his siblings (obviously) grandmother, which is now having his uncle, still child
that's a big wow right there
To play solitaire, try to get all of the cards into 4 foundation piles, 1 pile per suit, in ascending order from ace to king. Once you finish all 4 foundation piles, you win! To set up the game, first place 1 card face up and 6 cards face down to the right. Repeat until every column has a face-up card at the bottom. ur welcome
0:33are everyone ignore that she is granndma at 46 and not only grandma but her grandchild is also married this is legit troll
my guess is that the grandpa is way older, his first wife died, and he remarried much younger.
7:25 my family used to pass out food to the unhoused and one time we got robbed and they did about the same thing ( a little bit more than that) but yeah it's very possible the unhoused Community was always very thankful and looked out for us very well
The second he gets 1m subs, all the sponsors instantly email him.
Well done, the mushroom is finally a big boi
If you cant swim you can go snorkeling because you get a life vest but you need to know how to paddle your feet
How does anyone not know how to move their feet?
@@pewpew327 idk
0:41 I have questions to that family... And I mean ALOT of questions....
Same
I need someone to work out the family tree for us
Haven't checked on Pegasus channel in months, congrats on 1m subs homie
this video is honestly the most hilarious video I've ever watched. Epic content 10/10! Deserved membership
6:04 I actually know somebody who can only swim under water and is planning on snorkeling in Hawaii this summer... I tried to tell her that's not a good idea, but she blew me off
9:13 Okay I took that really bad initially. I don’t think that tweet should have opened that way? It sounded really dark.
0:27 that post make my brain do a system shutdown trying to understand the connection between the couple and the grandma
Many Solitaire games can be played on areas smaller than a card table. Others require a larger playing area, and these games are often played on the floor or on a bedspread. Alternatively, in order to play with large layouts on a card table, miniature playing cards are available. These are usually half the size of standard playing cards.
THE PACK
Virtually all Solitaire games are played with one or more standard 52-card packs. Standard Solitaire uses one 52-card pack.
OBJECT OF THE GAME
The first objective is to release and play into position certain cards to build up each foundation, in sequence and in suit, from the ace through the king. The ultimate objective is to build the whole pack onto the foundations, and if that can be done, the Solitaire game is won.
RANK OF CARDS
The rank of cards in Solitaire games is: K (high), Q, J, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, A (low).
THE DEAL
There are four different types of piles in Solitaire:
The Tableau: Seven piles that make up the main table.
The Foundations: Four piles on which a whole suit or sequence must be built up. In most Solitaire games, the four aces are the bottom card or base of the foundations. The foundation piles are hearts, diamonds, spades, and clubs.
The Stock (or “Hand”) Pile: If the entire pack is not laid out in a tableau at the beginning of a game, the remaining cards form the stock pile from which additional cards are brought into play according to the rules.
The Talon (or “Waste”) Pile: Cards from the stock pile that have no place in the tableau or on foundations are laid face up in the waste pile.
To form the tableau, seven piles need to be created. Starting from left to right, place the first card face up to make the first pile, deal one card face down for the next six piles. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the second pile and deal one card face down on piles three through seven. Starting again from left to right, place one card face up on the third pile and deal one card face down on piles four through seven. Continue this pattern until pile seven has one card facing up on top of a pile of six cards facing down.
The remaining cards form the stock (or “hand”) pile and are placed above the tableau.
When starting out, the foundations and waste pile do not have any cards.
THE PLAY
The initial array may be changed by "building" - transferring cards among the face-up cards in the tableau. Certain cards of the tableau can be played at once, while others may not be played until certain blocking cards are removed. For example, of the seven cards facing up in the tableau, if one is a nine and another is a ten, you may transfer the nine to on top of the ten to begin building that pile in sequence. Since you have moved the nine from one of the seven piles, you have now unblocked a face down card; this card can be turned over and now is in play.
As you transfer cards in the tableau and begin building sequences, if you uncover an ace, the ace should be placed in one of the foundation piles. The foundations get built by suit and in sequence from ace to king.
Continue to transfer cards on top of each other in the tableau in sequence. If you can’t move any more face up cards, you can utilize the stock pile by flipping over the first card. This card can be played in the foundations or tableau. If you cannot play the card in the tableau or the foundations piles, move the card to the waste pile and turn over another card in the stock pile.
If a vacancy in the tableau is created by the removal of cards elsewhere it is called a “space”, and it is of major importance in manipulating the tableau. If a space is created, it can only be filled in with a king. Filling a space with a king could potentially unblock one of the face down cards in another pile in the tableau.
Continue to transfer cards in the tableau and bring cards into play from the stock pile until all the cards are built in suit sequences in the foundation piles to win!
an important part you left out is you can only move a card onto another if they're opposite colours, to build on your example you could only move the nine if its a heart/diamond and ten is spade/club or vice versa
Ayo your arm lookin good man, progress is progress, don't ever forget that, stay strong
7:53
*How do you not know how to play solitaire?! It's the easiest game ever!*
1:28 if you made this into a family tree it wouldn't even be a circle, it would be a goddamn trapezoid.
1:16
*SWEEET HOOME ALAABAMAAA TUH DUDUNE*
The guy that gave him the directions to the comedy club is a legend.
That Walmart greeter was straight up cold😂I wouldn't blame him. I can't believe someone slept with her twice or once
That guy who tested his homie's girl's loyalty put in his will, "Ya, she def not loyal bro."
The Walmart greeter was the best one yet 😂
If I ever get a business, I need to hire this man 😂
As for that first story, can you JUST IMAGINE how messed up grandma's kid is going to be !!? Not only is ahe old enough to tell you what Moses parting the red sea was like but she will be birthing her OWN GREAT GRANDCHILD!! There are SO MANY complications that could potentially go wrong with this poor kid it's just not even funny . Someone please call CPS before she tries hooking up with her baby/great grand child too !!
0:55
Sweet home alabama
Hi, this is only the second video of yours I’ve watched but so far your channel seems so wholesome. :) Your videos put me in a good mood. I love your attitude! Subscribed, keep up the good work. 💙
0:25 how old is OP if her grandma is only 46 years old?
ikr, both her mum and grandma must have given birth at age 13 wth
If we assume the mom and the grandma both gave birth at 13, she’s 20. Its very bad.
The 2nd post was on levels of "WTF!?" that i never thought was possible
this is truly the worse posts he found.
Wow you said the exact title of the video
You may now commit toasterbath
Facts
Yet
@@jellyfishman2275 Alright I'll put down a red reverse card and uhh.. uno. I win.
*these are
You know dam well that greeter went home, cried, and resigned
10:23 she posted that on... the day i got my learner's permit...
"May not seem like much to some but it's everything to me."
It's everything to her too.
video's that slowly makes you lose sanity is a good training for the backrooms thanks for making this sacrifice
Duck walls into a bar, downs beer, fights dog.. Aflack we got u covered
I thought the thumbnail was talking about her ex saying the word " f'ing " was weird so she called his dog gross
Then I realized.
@1:05 “first time?” Meme needed to be here if u ever watch Dark the TV series 😂😂😂
5:52 tbf, the boat provided u life vest when u snorkeling so non swimmer could be allowed to enjoy the tour but for safety wise, pls dont.