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  • @gigasus77
    @gigasus77  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    happy april fools! can't believe a quarter of the years up already! thanks for making it awesome ❤

    • @crystal.858
      @crystal.858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happy april fools!

    • @ChillezOwO
      @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hoi

    • @dunkinggg
      @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      happy April fools

    • @neradoraxx
      @neradoraxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never gonna give up watching pega(mega)sus

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude you and your content seriously give my son and I a lot to laugh at, thank you sir!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    That text message with the mosquitoes is one of the worst conversations I've ever heard you read out loud

    • @tempest346
      @tempest346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol I have a Mustache

    • @el.pd10
      @el.pd10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azownedd ONG BRO😭😭😭

    • @JavaCake
      @JavaCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You changed your profile picture/avatar lol

    • @gamescope218
      @gamescope218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      300th like 🎉

    • @Sexysendeli
      @Sexysendeli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the last 4 words are unnecessary

  • @Apostate_ofmind
    @Apostate_ofmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    we need to bring judging back into society. Shaming really is about social hygene after a certain point.

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      People as a whole need to toughen the fuck up (Well, not everyone, but you know what I mean)

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yes.

    • @Memistical
      @Memistical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      and yet people get mad when someone makes a dark joke

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@Memistical I understand some dark jokes go too far - But honestly as long as it doesn't get too specific I don't mind dark humor

    • @Memistical
      @Memistical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bombdotcom2168 Would you be mad if I made jokes about WWII?

  • @fleetliftt
    @fleetliftt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    I feel like pegasus had more energy than ever here and i love it

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @YeaMan mid + you fell off

    • @maldelicious5595
      @maldelicious5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @yes mid + u fell off + L

    • @shehzerkharal7092
      @shehzerkharal7092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially the fact that he’s fighting through Crohn’s disease

    • @Cheeseoogus_
      @Cheeseoogus_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @yes mid+u fell off+L

  • @Soul.Resonant
    @Soul.Resonant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    “When teachers stop class to tell their life stories”
    Once had a teacher who said math is useful, some kid asked “how” he explained that once he was packing his truck with boxes for a 2 week trip, he had a big long box he wasn’t sure he’d fit. They did some measurements and decided it can fit, *it didn’t fit.*

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally it’s here th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @p3achyyp8p16
      @p3achyyp8p16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bots 🙄

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Finally it's here
      Your dad with the milk now get a life

    • @p3achyyp8p16
      @p3achyyp8p16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Anxmaly666 let's all clap for @Anxmaly the first grader, for they gave us such an original, funny and savage comment!

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@p3achyyp8p16 Thanks man I appreciate that a lot. It took a while to come up with that totally original and not stolen comment

  • @TravisFebruary
    @TravisFebruary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    My dad was three months from turning 45 when I was born. I can't help but feel disgusted when I hear comments or TikToks made by girls about doing their boyfriend's father, even if it's just a joke.

    • @decoraqueena6413
      @decoraqueena6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Nasty gfs are one thing; i mean if they're trash you can leave them, but with relatives it's another story. I'm bewildered on how can a father bring himself to participate in the betrayal his own kids. Disgusting indeed

    • @Kiruma_Tatsuki
      @Kiruma_Tatsuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@decoraqueena6413 a friend of mine once found out that his mom was helping his wife cheat on him

    • @argentin2306
      @argentin2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Kiruma_Tatsuki you made me remember about a Reddit story from a guy and it was the same, all because the guy had low fertility and the mother was crazy for grandchildren

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What ever happened to “if it’s between two consenting adults, it’s fine?”

    • @argentin2306
      @argentin2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@wolfetteplays8894 what do you mean with that? Because if you mean that the girl cheating with the dad is fine because they're both adults and such, no, it isn't fine, in case the son and the girl were married and the son finds out about the affair, he can sue them both for adultery and emotional distress when having the divorce, so the fact that it is a crime that can be taken to court says that It's not fine, unless you mean something else and I missunderstood you

  • @jackkain
    @jackkain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    The teacher life story thing made me remember how my 3rd grade teacher told us alll bout how her and her lover burned her ex-husband's car one night.
    Pretty sure you can imagine how horrified little us were

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh f---

    • @euclodies1719
      @euclodies1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sauce pfp?

    • @wooshbait6023
      @wooshbait6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@euclodies1719 I too want to know the sauce

    • @gemoyo5527
      @gemoyo5527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@euclodies1719 Twisted wonderland Idia, dont know the pic link tho

    • @TheGreatCraigWyvern
      @TheGreatCraigWyvern 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gemoyo5527 I dunno man, looks more like a man with a hat.

  • @overseer5276
    @overseer5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    7:38 no one gonna talk about how this is a horrible thing to do? Cop was doing his job and she decided to screw him over for no reason. No one has respect for cops, fire fighters, or soldiers anymore.

    • @umhello9962
      @umhello9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? 😭 I thought I was the crazy one for thinking that when Pegasus said that’s genius, like bitch no?? That’s being a petty bitch.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Well, she didn’t really screw him over, actually. Cops usually don’t show up to the court, and when they don’t, the charge gets dropped. It’s that simple. The cop was obviously gonna put his firstborn over some stranger getting mad over a ticket. So yeah, cop is definitely fine in this case.

    • @sirthisisawendys9030
      @sirthisisawendys9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@ninjireal eh, it’s still a crappy thing to do.

    • @captainapollo1894
      @captainapollo1894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Soldiers? Guessing you're from the US 😂 I think you mean 'Invaders'

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@captainapollo1894 ok and

  • @samorowell535
    @samorowell535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The April fools joke is that he’s seen way, way worse than this.

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Ok, that person who scheduled their court date on the due date of the cops child was pretty smart.
    If it was real. Obviously fake.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The cop doesn’t have to show up, so this is actually completely possible. If the cop doesn’t show up, she gets the charge dropped.

    • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
      @ThereIsNoSpoon678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ninjireal I know the situation is real, but I doubt some random person on the internet "actually" did this, instead of just making a funny joke about doing it.

    • @chomp5558
      @chomp5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda sad how ppl try to punish police for doing their job. If you overspeed than fuck you and pay

    • @LexTime89
      @LexTime89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The chances of a baby being born on the predicted due date is very slim. Something like 5% of babies are born on their due date.

  • @ItHappens129
    @ItHappens129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    8:00 that wasn’t genius, that’s just being a petty loser. Why you trying that hard to inconvenience someone for following law? Idk man, there’s a reason why she was on women posting Ls

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She inconvenienced the cop by contesting the ticket in the first place, there’s a chance he wouldn’t show up anyway, as cops normally don’t. All she did was make him definitely not want to come and thusly she’d get her charges dropped since he wouldn’t be there to defend his action. Literally, she wins but he doesn’t lose.

    • @celestiapoodenburg5yago870
      @celestiapoodenburg5yago870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still funny

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satan seeing her in Hell: *I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER THE WORST FATE A SINFUL LIKE YOU DESERSVES.*

    • @legend8202
      @legend8202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ninjireal Doesn't stop it from being a shitty thing to do to someone just doing their job. After all, one's intentions tend to matter more.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ninjireal I like how you consistently just talk about how she won and she's smart and gloss right over how much of an utter scumbag trick she pulled.

  • @breadshapiro1315
    @breadshapiro1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I can't imagine being a parent and sleeping one of my kids' lover. Cause not only the lover broke my kid's heart and trust, I also add pain that will take more years for them to recover.

  • @crystal.858
    @crystal.858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    3:01 definitely the best worst post ever
    6:34 nevermind, this one is the worst one

    • @mber.
      @mber. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fr like why tf would they even do that? it's weird asf

    • @somber087
      @somber087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mber. You mean why would they POST that. Some things should be kept to themselves

  • @anarchy3508
    @anarchy3508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "i thought my boy was cheating so instead of investigating i slept wit his dad. he was gonna propose and i ruined it cuz i jumped to conclusions"

    • @runninglyrics
      @runninglyrics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s not all she jumped. 😬

    • @dont_scrool_too_much_here
      @dont_scrool_too_much_here 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@runninglyrics she jumped on the wrong C

    • @thomus1025
      @thomus1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Dad is Worse in my Opinion

    • @MegaMilenche
      @MegaMilenche 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thomus1025 No, dad took one to save his son.

  • @Maria-jq3zv
    @Maria-jq3zv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I had a biology teacher (and later had him for forensics) who would tell stories to the class about his life. He had a pretty terrible life, but he had a good attitude about it. He never knew his parents and was in the foster care system (along with his older brother) until he was eight (the brother was ten). And they got abused pretty bad before finally getting adopted by someone. Honestly a great guy and one of the best teachers I’ve ever had. He had such a great outlook on life for having gone through so much. He and I would talk politics and he really helped me when I was going through a lot of stuff at home.

  • @ko-chanTHEBULLY
    @ko-chanTHEBULLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Wow. I've seen all these twitter posts already somehow. I'm not being sarcastic, it's just that like I'm never on Twitter, so I don't see stuff like this firsthand, and most pegasus videos I watch like this are pretty old. So this is slighyly crazy to me. They're pretty funny though, I even have the original images saved/threads screenshot because I found them so hilarious or genius like that cop one xD

  • @גוהטנקס
    @גוהטנקס 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    7:12 you forgot to talk about his dad agreeing to it

    • @MegaMilenche
      @MegaMilenche 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even if dad said no to his daughter in law, it still doesn't erase the fact that she wanted to do it.

  • @jaziellerobles9332
    @jaziellerobles9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Our class would make our teacher talk about her life so that way we wouldn’t take an exam that was due as she talked for too long and there wasn’t enough time in the class. Loved her still, great story teller and teacher

  • @shankhadeep64
    @shankhadeep64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Coffee, cookies and Pegasus video.. perfect evening for an introvert like me

    • @Stickmon_
      @Stickmon_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok "introvert"

    • @forgottencorpse69
      @forgottencorpse69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's morning for me lol

    • @dudethatcouldcareless8375
      @dudethatcouldcareless8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Introverts not shutting the fuck up about saying how introverted they are

    • @carl1007
      @carl1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy mother you gives the most edgelord energy ive even seen

  • @Beth190103KitCat01
    @Beth190103KitCat01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    that keanu reeves story was so wholesome

    • @ItsDarkHUD
      @ItsDarkHUD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i know right. i was looking for a comment with some1 saying something about it

  • @I_Have_No_Enemies_At_All
    @I_Have_No_Enemies_At_All 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:48 "Come on, your dad" well...she kinda....you know.....

  • @MiKi-sx3tt
    @MiKi-sx3tt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That Keanu Reeves story just so wholesome, I might cried a little

    • @burnflaze2346
      @burnflaze2346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keanu Reeves is Jesus reincarnated.

  • @Flyingwalrus42
    @Flyingwalrus42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:53 that’s not genius that’s petty and psychotic how are you on her side, dudes first born child and he was just doing his job…

    • @jacksonthebiscuit.583
      @jacksonthebiscuit.583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep true

    • @MegaWindup
      @MegaWindup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly made me so fucking mad like you broke the law and you’re an a**hole congrats xD

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't what she did some form of obstruction?
      It'd be funny if her speeding ticket turned into prison time.

  • @crystal.858
    @crystal.858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    not the dad, gotta blame the dad for that. shouldn’t he be aware that his son would be proposing and should have said no to her?? WTF

    • @clarkkent6927
      @clarkkent6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @whythough4848
      @whythough4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Honestly hope the dude who was gonna propose got tf outta there . Like if the dad knew (and even if he didn't) that's pretty messed up. The girlfriend too is to blame . Fucked up all around. 🤦

    • @DivineDefect
      @DivineDefect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gotta blame the girl for it too, she knowingly cheated on him with his own Dad without the full picture.

    • @MegaMilenche
      @MegaMilenche 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      See, even if her future father in law told her, it still wouldn't delete the fact that she wanted to f**k him to spite his son. And then let this person marry into your family later. No. Dad took revenge for his son.

  • @bernie316
    @bernie316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Pegasus the one with the girl with glasses was trying to make the cop miss the birth of their child

  • @berserkagain7976
    @berserkagain7976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm going to hell for laughing at the "somebody took a bite" one lmaO

  • @Pika-Chu64
    @Pika-Chu64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'd be more mad at the dad

    • @shubhojeet2358
      @shubhojeet2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @YeaMan L

    • @shubhojeet2358
      @shubhojeet2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @YeaMan L

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @YeaMan L

    • @izzyha6173
      @izzyha6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @YeaMan L

    • @jackkain
      @jackkain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @YeaMan L + Learn how to spell, jesus man

  • @Dingy-doodles
    @Dingy-doodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    9:02, it's not like I needed a reason to love Keanu, but this is another great reason to love Keanu

  • @mexlquinmaxtrix721
    @mexlquinmaxtrix721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:31 if they "lacked" something, why be with them in the first place?

  • @jenneacubero1036
    @jenneacubero1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    For the chick who rescheduled her court date, it'd serve her right if the cop's baby was born a week or two before.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t worry, cops often don’t show up to the court. The only thing she did was get her charge dropped, the cop was free to just leave it alone.

    • @MegaMilenche
      @MegaMilenche 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ninjireal She was still a psycho for thinking about it and actually doing it. If it wasn't just a skit.

  • @cookieman4578
    @cookieman4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    We love ya bro. Glad to see your energy up🙏💯💯

    • @cookieman4578
      @cookieman4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dorka common misconception.
      I'm actually half cookie/half man.
      Im cookie below the waist tho
      Give em thwt chips a HOY

    • @blobybloby2172
      @blobybloby2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cookieman4578 lore, damb. Tell me more

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is his energy up

  • @ninjireal
    @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    7:46 the cool thing is, she didn’t actually mess this guy up. the only thing she did was dodge the ticket. Cause if the cop doesn’t show up to court, she gets off scott free, and that happens often anyhow.

  • @astrid8678
    @astrid8678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:16 If anyone's wondering. Pretty sure everything depends on how much you requested to buy and how long it'll take to make it. If someone bought less but got there later than you, they're probs gonna get it first. It doesn't really matter if you're earlier or later, the more food = the longer you wait. And if it went by order, it would be inconvenient for most people.

  • @ChillezOwO
    @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Plz just let the last 3 years be a big April fools joke

  • @Hoogus
    @Hoogus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:46
    The girl was literally like “you did your job….so ima ruin your life for no reason :)”

  • @killa8092
    @killa8092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:34
    like mother like daughter...

  • @21ozrecommended41
    @21ozrecommended41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first person probably got erased from the will

  • @deliks3955
    @deliks3955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Year 2 day 5 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.

  • @zerogrey3798
    @zerogrey3798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My daughter beat the shit out of the last woman that cheated on me. You cheat, you pay for it. There is NEVER an excuse for cheating, if you're gonna do it just break up with the other half. It could lead to a lot of hurt further down the road. And I agree with a poster below, we need to bring back public shaming, there was a time when people were afraid of other people's opinions when it came to shit like cheating, now they wear it like a badge of honor.

  • @Smiffis
    @Smiffis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    holy shit i cannot believe that joe biden said that at 3:09

  • @gamerboyxx1557
    @gamerboyxx1557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the last one is so relatable, my teacher would just keep on speaking and randomly starts talking about how it was back in the days for like 10 mins straight

  • @ProjektTaku
    @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah, I can't believe she splet with his dad, what a wacky and bizarre series of events, goodbye!

  • @aquanas
    @aquanas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's 1:00 in the morning but it does not matter because Pegasus posted, sacrifices must be made

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is why we judge people. this is exactly why. we judge them so they stop doing shitty things.

  • @randomcartoonfan8993
    @randomcartoonfan8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Donuts and a pegasus video.. what a great morning

  • @WatermeIon_juice
    @WatermeIon_juice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:57 honestly I’m glad that guy got away. Like bruh- yeah it would have been very wrong if he was cheating. But what the hell-. At least now he knows to stay away from her. And his dad-

  • @clarkkent6927
    @clarkkent6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What kind of father sleep with his son girlfriend? that's so mess up

  • @hayond656
    @hayond656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My Class loved it when our Teachers would share their life stories
    It gave off good vibes and my classmates would make jokes about it and the Teacher would sometimes join in
    Plus it's a nice break from usual school stuff

  • @nero.blackstar
    @nero.blackstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Teachers telling their life stories"
    Ahm yes, my grade 11 law teacher telling us about how he got arrested in Egypt. Or grade 10 religion teacher telling us about how he lives next to a farm, or in grade 5 when a supply teacher told us about his family travelling on boats.

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:00
    R/holup

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:39 You show chugging, but not the Chuggs man himself?
    Eh, that's fine. Shout out to smaller creators who also chug. 🙂

  • @aidynchristiansen4947
    @aidynchristiansen4947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Teachers have the craziest stories” one of my teachers stopped a fight by saying she was “too pregnant to deal with it” another one was almost eaten by an allegator and was in “desert storm”

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You slept with his dad?"
    I think in this case it's more relevant that his dad slept with her.

  • @Hfthvfdvnjtv
    @Hfthvfdvnjtv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One time one of my teachers life stories were, He was on a farm and he had this horse. The horse never really cared for him. But one day while he was feeding the horse his hand slipped somewhere I forgot where but it aggravated the horse. The horse started chasing my teacher around his yard trying to kick and bite him. Soon his dad came and stopped the horse and my teacher got a spanking for making the horse mad. He always had so many interesting stories about his life in Puerto Rico. He was the nicest teacher and the funniest too. If I had something wrong he would actually sit and listen to what I had to say. I feel really bad for him though because most of the class overheard him talk about his mother’s death. He always said his mother cared for him the most. Idk why I’m talking about my teacher but true respects to him :)

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thumbnail be like: Congratulations, you’ve played yourself.

  • @thebaneofhumanity.
    @thebaneofhumanity. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:50 the roast was so good even the creator liked it

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Happy April Fools' Day, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @kkonugi
      @kkonugi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      e

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mosquito dude is getting bitches and I’m NOT?! 😭😭

  • @solalandis
    @solalandis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    9:34 I remember my teacher that for the whole day almost cried sharing her sad story (that is connected to our lesson btw )to all of her class

  • @DJ-73
    @DJ-73 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm an atheist. I believe in god. Yes we exist."
    No, Abbas Hachem would be a theist, not an atheist. 😂

  • @givemoney5970
    @givemoney5970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seems like most of these are satirical.

  • @xurket
    @xurket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:17
    im not usually inclined to slap a woman in the face but she's testing my limits

  • @lucifers__chiild3538
    @lucifers__chiild3538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nooooo my MATH teacher once stopped teaching to tell us that he had a cat and he rolled over on it while sleeping and it died. I’ve never recovered 😂😂

  • @isaidisaidisaidimfromhawai5289
    @isaidisaidisaidimfromhawai5289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:25 Yeah the way the MacDonald's system works is if someone's meal is easier to make than yours, their meal will be made before your meal is made. Especially if your meal requires ingredients that are cooking because the cooks don't have any on hand. Hope that made sense. New subscriber by the way, thanks for the content.

  • @tjyouman5282
    @tjyouman5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Damn who took a bite?" fuckin killed me 💀

  • @potmansonofryker3116
    @potmansonofryker3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:55 man that's not cool

  • @Hazelnut668
    @Hazelnut668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:39, this is just plain evil, not even funny.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, she exploited a flaw in the legal system.
      If the cop doesn’t show up to the court (which they are allowed to do), her charge gets dropped.

    • @Hazelnut668
      @Hazelnut668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninjireal I know that's how it works, but making the cop either miss the court or miss the birth of his child is evil. Just because something is legal, doesnt mean it's not evil.

  • @PRETTYMUCHNOONEIGUESS
    @PRETTYMUCHNOONEIGUESS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes I wonder if that maybe I'll never do somthing great, sometimes I think maybe I am not the smartest. Then you post a video and I start to think that maybe it's not so bad.

  • @Icanplayz
    @Icanplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude that music at the beginning is gonna make me cry the memories

  • @zxanosu
    @zxanosu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:19 holy shit my name is lil lil girls

  • @optimisticwatermelon
    @optimisticwatermelon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The day someone digs up some dirt about Keanu is the day murder becomes legal for just that one person.

  • @mayakosa5308
    @mayakosa5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    reminds me of the time when my teacher said she pushed her sister in the fire-

  • @hypernova366
    @hypernova366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:59. No not genius. Doing you job should justify missing the birth of your child

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn’t have to show up to the court.

  • @_aj_6760
    @_aj_6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30 probably had a big order and they had to make more fries/burgers patties

  • @audreygibson4780
    @audreygibson4780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dad didn't know he was planning to propose? Or he didn't care?

  • @thischannelisback3153
    @thischannelisback3153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    shortest intro ever, cinemasins would be proud

  • @solalandis
    @solalandis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:12 did she died tho? Just curious 😭

  • @Caleb-fv5fp
    @Caleb-fv5fp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:57 boo as in ghosts from Mario

  • @whoami3862
    @whoami3862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The part about teachers having crazy stories is so true. One time, my ELA teacher told us, in the middle of independent work time, that he had once tried to stab his brother. Oh, and that he talked with Johnny Depp over tea.

  • @LilCalebW
    @LilCalebW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Niceee

  • @shyshy1894
    @shyshy1894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only post I liked out of all these abominations was the dog ones 😭 I hate humans sometime (except Keanu Reeves and Pegasus and my some of my family and my best friends and really nice old people and-

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment and everything sounds like a blue hair girl the pfp the name everything even this jar also where are my pants

  • @Chopscrewyyy
    @Chopscrewyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:31 well some teachers have different grades and classes to teach
    I have my art and ela teacher twice a day
    My art teacher teaches leadership and (obviously) art
    My ela teacher also is my avid teacher
    I dunno about big district schools but smaller schools tend to have teachers teaching different material to different classes (mostly relating to the main subject they teach)

  • @MultiGamingNetwork03
    @MultiGamingNetwork03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To the women who decide to post some dudes phone number on social media. That is called Doxing and if the guy finds out he can hit you with a restraining order, as well as bring up Harassment charges against you. It's not worth it.

  • @debbax4838
    @debbax4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those dogs were the cutest things I've ever seen

  • @mohammedkj1239
    @mohammedkj1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 I thought i am the only person who doesn’t this 😂

  • @incompetentcards3932
    @incompetentcards3932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:17 aint no one gonna talk about lil baby

  • @chelsymcclinton8799
    @chelsymcclinton8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:30 Cringeee

  • @FTWDKSSB
    @FTWDKSSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please stop disrespecting God, and his only begotten Son Jesus who died on the Cross For ALL OF OUR SINS SO WE COULD LIVE AND ROSE 3 DAYS LATER.

  • @n8orious699
    @n8orious699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lil ms incredible.
    Fuck.

  • @NephariusAMG
    @NephariusAMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:55 um oke, this is chick is a LEGEND. that was a LEGENDARY move. well played

  • @CrunchMaster69
    @CrunchMaster69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Keanu Reeves story took away all of the pain from the video before

  • @glimm6531
    @glimm6531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i kid you not i spilt a drop of water on my phone which caused the video to be liked

    • @gigasus77
      @gigasus77  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i used water gun

    • @glimm6531
      @glimm6531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gigasus77 i thought i sensed a presence behind me

  • @What-kn9cl
    @What-kn9cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:41
    hits harder when you cant see stars cause you're in the city

  • @n8ivspat3n56
    @n8ivspat3n56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:20 I feel like some of these are mad for TH-camrs like Pegasus so we can see the good ole “Pegasus out of context” videos

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:09 I was apart of that comment thread. some were funny asf

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The chic who slept with her fiance's dad...... That dad is horrible. Not cool dude, how u break the Bro Code... AS THE FATHER?!

  • @fidgetdestroyer3117
    @fidgetdestroyer3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣 in Kentucky you can only remarry the same person 5 times. Also I'm tired of people not knowing how babies work and explaining how they work. The first baby is almost guaranteed to be at least a week late. And even then the labor will take several days because it's the first one. Even if he showed up to the hearing he didn't miss anything . . Dunno how or why I've only been pregnant

  • @ryanarthur5035
    @ryanarthur5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How’s life for me I’ll have a number 9 with half a pound of fries 🍟 and another number 9 with extra sauce and a XL drink. Part of me just hungry the other winning at capitalism.

  • @justakira1034
    @justakira1034 ปีที่แล้ว

    "teachers who stop class to share their life stories"
    we had one last year, he was a language/literature teacher. But this year we got a new teacher and found out apparently he handed us over to her. I guess he couldn't stand us💀💀
    bonus : during the first class with the new teacher, she confessed and said she really dislikes teaching first/front classes(damn bro you don't even know our names yet😔) because our english would always be much better than our own native language (I mean she's not wrong but ouch ya know?)

  • @empanada65
    @empanada65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine getting so pissed that a police officer was doing his job and caught you breaking the law that you obsessively went out of your way to research his life and tried to steal an irreplaceable memory from him all as some sick form of petty revenge. That's not genius, Pegasus. That's disgusting behavior. If I ever found out a friend of mine went out of their way to do that, I'd cut them out of my life so fast, they would think I fucking died.