The Dumbest Tweets I've Seen..

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  • today we look at very dumb tweets
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  • @gigasus77
    @gigasus77  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    she really said 'womem' bruh

    • @maril1
      @maril1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Womem

    • @The_Bruh_26
      @The_Bruh_26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RYAN FAKED HIS PENNY SERIES (PROOF ON MY CHANNEL) fucking bot holy shit

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Kid Cuddle" lol
      Also why do you keep getting mad at obvious amber trolls
      Edit- womem

    • @patty7016
      @patty7016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh chain this shit, I'll start
      Bruh

    • @dunkinggg
      @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      wonem ☕️

  • @esmee6308
    @esmee6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    7:30 I swear whenever these cases come up you have people who:
    1. Feel women are always innocent / always have to support each other
    2. If a convict is hot, he deserves a reduced sentence
    3. If a suspect is creepy looking, let's just lock him up even if innocence is proven because it's just a matter of time.
    Instead of, let's aim for the most honest legal system, where victims can be protected and heard and predators can be punished accordingly.

    • @Hexagon5791
      @Hexagon5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      BASED

    • @Nyx42112
      @Nyx42112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Based Chad

    • @anindonesiandude1614
      @anindonesiandude1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      We first got that murderer who was apparently "too cute" to be sent to jail, and now this. Bravo simps, bravo.

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So much for blind justice...

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@midnightshadow1491 Yep, instead society undresses those accused with their eyes.

  • @aycoded7840
    @aycoded7840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    It's so sad that it's possible that there are real people defending a domestic abuser, innocent life ruiner, like Amber Turd.

    • @lexsteel1278
      @lexsteel1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You didn't have to hit em' with the amber turd

    • @dogemq9863
      @dogemq9863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean technically they are both in the wrong, but amber heard is just ridiculous when it comes to defending herself so if i was. The judge johnny wins, but if amber turd could debate better, i would say 80% her fault 20% johnny.

    • @lostinlordran1121
      @lostinlordran1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@dogemq9863 Why would someone want to defend her anyways?

    • @commentgod2175
      @commentgod2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@dogemq9863 how is it Johnny's fault

    • @Mystic_path2
      @Mystic_path2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Woman ☕

  • @youssefehab2716
    @youssefehab2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    I have this gut feeling that amber heard stans are just her alts

  • @Koyubi-Official
    @Koyubi-Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    Kid's lunch was packed like drugs.

    • @jzoetheshit
      @jzoetheshit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      kid was carrying Bricks 😂😂😂😂

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "hey, you got any uhhh ... *scratches arm* sandwiches?"

    • @thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968
      @thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Naw he was carrying a kitkat in secrecy cuz communism

    • @roachymoment
      @roachymoment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      which drugs tho

    • @Koyubi-Official
      @Koyubi-Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roachymomentwhy do you want to know 🤨

  • @MadhavendraSinghBika
    @MadhavendraSinghBika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    Her lawyers probably said 90% of the time women win these cases don't worry
    And when she lost 3 mil in legal fees she made this rant lmao

    • @100BD
      @100BD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      nah i think her over-inflated sense of entitlement started way before she met her legal team
      (if we can even call them that)

    • @turtle8986
      @turtle8986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She lost like 15 mil

    • @MadhavendraSinghBika
      @MadhavendraSinghBika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@turtle8986 yeah but she's not paying that i heard

    • @turtle8986
      @turtle8986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MadhavendraSinghBika I bet she pledged it

    • @MadhavendraSinghBika
      @MadhavendraSinghBika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@turtle8986 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GrannyMonster
    @GrannyMonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    these always go well with my break from chores, thank you for the laughs!

    • @robinvandenberg1139
      @robinvandenberg1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro the vid is 6 mins old on gang u aren’t even 50% into the vid

    • @AadhiBakarav
      @AadhiBakarav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s hacking

    • @maril1
      @maril1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@robinvandenberg1139 ...... not even 50% dont really wanna be that guy but dont think its "not even 50%"

    • @grahamdayam3693
      @grahamdayam3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      working in the coal mines?

  • @tinydream
    @tinydream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Believe all women” came from hashtag me too movement, which could have been a good thing but quickly became corrupt by donation greed, attention seekers, and overly politicized just like most causes that start off with good intentions.

    • @thePersonoyt
      @thePersonoyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But in the end it's gotta be this way

    • @nektekket852
      @nektekket852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It certainly doesn't!

    • @AutumnBestSeason
      @AutumnBestSeason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thePersonoyt “I’ve curved my own path!”

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AutumnBestSeason You followed your wrath

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It started with the intention to destroy society

  • @bumblebeepicnic6917
    @bumblebeepicnic6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Pegasus having his KitKat bar stolen is a Greek tragedy of a school story.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Damn, didn't think I'd already passed my peak if life satisfaction... and during a year I was extremely depressed too.

    • @thefinale5698
      @thefinale5698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It will come… soon..

    • @Corrupt2007
      @Corrupt2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefinale5698 Jump is your peak.

    • @heavenlysenju9948
      @heavenlysenju9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welp bud, sucks to suck.
      That's the way life is. One day your on top of the world, being depressed and crying yourself to sleep. The next, your married to Amber Turd.
      Truly a terrible world to live in 😔😔
      P.s. it's sarcasm brother, keep on pushing. You got this.

    • @CatsAndTags
      @CatsAndTags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is what it is
      Sorry

  • @fuegoziege5222
    @fuegoziege5222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    There's nothing more traumatizing than having your KitKat stolen, and find the culprit, only for people to believe said culprit

    • @Frogghh
      @Frogghh 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't know if i would have survived that, Pegasus is truly a trooper

  • @_knifey_
    @_knifey_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I feel you dude. I know what it’s like to lose a KitKat. It is heartbreaking.
    Each ten likes is one KitKat bar for Pegasus 😔
    Just forgot about this comment thinking I wouldn’t get many likes but now I’ll give Pegasus 13 KitKats if we get two more likes. As a KitKat lover I’m determined to give him the chocolates if it means to not have KitKats for the rest of my life. It is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

  • @stinkykikii
    @stinkykikii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I feel like the only part of the court case i remember is “My dog stepped on a bee” *pained expression*

    • @slimyduck2140
      @slimyduck2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to see the wrong movie 😖

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A jar of dirt

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr depp got you that role didn't he?
      EXCOOSE ME?! I GOT THAT ROLE MYSELF

    • @anonview
      @anonview 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember, "Did I read that right?"

    • @hazelmint6671
      @hazelmint6671 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best thing we can from Amber 😂

  • @mikifauns
    @mikifauns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    5:50 That man is a new breed of too good for this world. Didn't even think about breaking up with her. I hope he finds someone as wholesome and sweet as himself.

  • @dorito7753
    @dorito7753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    i had a similar experience with the dumb "believe all women" thing I was in class writing my notes with my ONLY pencil until i dropped it on the floor and one of my classmates picked it up, it was a girl ofc so I confronted her but she said it was hers, pardon me but I didn't see her drop no pencil my guy and every time I confronted her she said it was hers. Deadass wanted to rip the pencil out of her bag equal rights equal fights right? but I decided having my phone would've been a better situation so I didn't just snatch it from her.

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have shanked her with a pencil when she walked home. Wear a ski mask and gloves. Get new pencils that don't have your prints on them. Make sure you're not wearing anything identifiable, and get some smaller shoes. As long as you were careful, you should have probably got away with it. It might be a bit extreme, but I really hate thieves.
      (Edited for clarity.)

    • @TheCreCre
      @TheCreCre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yea I would've been sent to the principal's office that day.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Something similar happened to me but I was rolling a quarter on the hallway floor so my bad

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just steal it back lol. Same thing happened to me in kindergarten but with a really nice pen. I asked my mom what to do (she’s a teacher) and she said to steal it back so I did. Then I openly used it in front of the kid who originally stole it.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just steal it back, it's always morally right

  • @Ran_Do
    @Ran_Do 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    8:35 Moral of the story. Women may take advantage of you if your pants are down, which is why you only pull them down around the boys. Thanks Pegasus, you're not just telling stories, you're changing lives.

  • @BarcelonaFan3213
    @BarcelonaFan3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I remember a girl in elementary gave me a jellybean and said it was chocolate flavor, it was dog food flavor.

    • @shayleemurphy3697
      @shayleemurphy3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOOO WTF NOOOO IM SO SORRY U HAD TO GO THRU THAT

    • @chickenpermissionart4711
      @chickenpermissionart4711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a friend do that to me in gym, only for other girls to laugh saying my breath smelled bad. 🙂

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember something similar but my brother gave me the popcorn flavour and said it was pineapple. Now that I think about it I don't think there even was pineapple flavour.
      Disclaimer: I hate the popcorn flavoured jellybeans.

  • @derekrobertson60388
    @derekrobertson60388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    It would’ve been funny if as soon as she asked him for his snap he blocks the guy’s account to where he couldn’t comment no more and then chimes in by saying that he’s a known troll and will no longer be bothering females on his channel

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No, that wouldn't have been funny, why not just let people talk on your videos? Instead of disabling them for such a petty reason

    • @ignitedportal3441
      @ignitedportal3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thats just straight up evil man.

    • @ignitedportal3441
      @ignitedportal3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rbexcess 🤓

    • @bunuelodqeso
      @bunuelodqeso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rbexcess 🤓

    • @grinchwitadumpy8765
      @grinchwitadumpy8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rbexcess 🤓

  • @magma9320
    @magma9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    There is women and there is womem.
    I am now going to call entitled women “womem”.

    • @xcalium9346
      @xcalium9346 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's quite close to womeme which is fitting considering they're jokes

  • @HachuneMiku01
    @HachuneMiku01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    5:35 We need to rescue this guy, he's too good for this world

  • @Nate4game
    @Nate4game 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    1:25 Amber Heard talked about free speech but turned off replys from anyone who didn't support her

    • @nashidragneel4980
      @nashidragneel4980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Womem moment

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      free speech as long as you only say certain things

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one tf2 sfm would suit this very well.
      *WOMEN*
      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@markgallagher1790 free speech as long as your speech talks of my freedom.

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Women ☕

  • @Tahu33446
    @Tahu33446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That tweet in the thumbnail, wow. We are getting closer to a time where no one will believe anyone due to tweets like that.

  • @GengUpinIpin
    @GengUpinIpin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Men :
    Womem : *i hate all men*
    Amber : i ruined people's lives
    Womem : protect womem at all cost

    • @Shuya.
      @Shuya. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      holy fuck where is the grammar in these replies?

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Elleon Mor Ok ok ok... I really need, like *really* need someone to explain this to me.
      Apparently, psychopaths don't exist anymore. Instead, we have all these "phycopaths".
      What are they?
      I did research, and "phyco-" means algae...
      So my best guess is the meaning is like "with the mentality of algae"... but that makes no sense. Please, explain.

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@g3design637 I'm sorry if you are joking but I must say. I believe you responded to a child or an elderly person.

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomeStupidBastard I know :')

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@g3design637 hey actually....thats kinda a cool way of insulting people!

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “why can women just go along with what I say?”
    it’s evolving, just backwards

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some cosmic entity needs to play the reverse card.

  • @deliks3955
    @deliks3955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Day 410 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.

    • @carlos-rk5cj
      @carlos-rk5cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur a madman

    • @bersekerso2740
      @bersekerso2740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang..427 comments

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bersekerso2740 how did you get that

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bersekerso2740 its 2 years and 45 days 2 years is 730 days and + 45 days is 775

    • @bersekerso2740
      @bersekerso2740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DidiTheCoolio check his profile it says "427 comments" and 1 year is 365 days so it would be 1 year and 62 days

  • @ghostbl33d65
    @ghostbl33d65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    4:12
    I think the fact that he stated "lunch date at noon" implies that him and said person are an item. That's the context, which makes the rest of the altercation all the more hilarious XD. RIP.

    • @rayikes6231
      @rayikes6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i thought it was her just going on dates to figure shit out. at least shes honest tho

  • @kurapikakurta1997
    @kurapikakurta1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Think about how bad the amber turd one sounds if you use men and Depp instead.
    “Sometimes I think even if Jonny was the abuser why can’t men just shut up and protect him anyway”
    Husband beater.

    • @DonutBurger
      @DonutBurger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds as bad either way to me.

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DonutBurger then you have better standards than most of twitter.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If I got my son to write a diss track on me, I'd feel like I really accomplished something.
    Then I'd get out the pad and make my own and just obliterate him. Probably film a music video, too, where I was doing his mom.

  • @mellowuwu
    @mellowuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That Amber Turd fan was unreal lmao🙌

  • @BocchiTheBox
    @BocchiTheBox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The Pegasus Kit Kat lore runs deep.

  • @Phantomm__
    @Phantomm__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That “our grandma walked in” part took me a moment to realize what they meant about “our”….thats just wrong.

  • @alexiious
    @alexiious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Poor Pegasus lmao, wouldn't be surprised if he's going to therapist after these types of videos!!

  • @igotjinxed2994
    @igotjinxed2994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:08 i think its because it looks like bomb.

    • @theentirestateofalaska.4983
      @theentirestateofalaska.4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the person who post the images seem like they're mexican(you can see the mexican flag in the cops uniform) so they probably thought it was drugs and take this from a mexican.

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Anyone who thinks domestic abusers deserve to be protected really fuckin needs to experience some domestic abuse.
    As for that "nicest guy ever", there's a difference between being nice and stupid.

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eh, don't hold it against him. Emotional attachment. It's a thing.

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@g3design637 I meant the person who said we should protect Amber Heard even if she's an abuser just because she's a woman.

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelburgess6004 Oh, I thought you were talking about the guy who was following his GF's OnlyFans on several different alts and his GF was wanting to presumably cheat on him with one of the alts

    • @michaelburgess6004
      @michaelburgess6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@g3design637 oh yeah my post had to parts lol. My bad. Yeah I did mean that, but he should be able to see what she is. He should know first hand and give her the boot

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelburgess6004 Yeah... poor naive people.

  • @Admiral45-10
    @Admiral45-10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:04
    That's how I reacted to information I failed this semester and I must rewrite it. I have my golden rules - you take care of all formalities first, then you can cry about what happened.
    But yesterday I've met a nice girl, so I felt a little bit better. Seems like even God felt sorry for me and decided to cheer me up by sending her😊

  • @JewelWildmoon
    @JewelWildmoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who has seen how my mother can act towards my stepfather, *women are capable of being shitty people too TWITTER*

  • @carlos-rk5cj
    @carlos-rk5cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:00 i cant be the only one who havent noticed this but the onlyfans logo Blurred Kinda Looks Like The Disk Fragments From minecraft

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was

    • @carlos-rk5cj
      @carlos-rk5cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Woopor yeah

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Some of us actually have an ounce of integrity.

  • @RhianeTurtonator
    @RhianeTurtonator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    should have just listed every one of Amber heards tweets
    boom
    theres your answer to the title

  • @feehn3071
    @feehn3071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot keep with these "WoMeN" who goes around asking to hit men (who doesn't deserve it but just for their sex) and then crying that they want respect
    When I was a child I was beated by both male and female, should I hate everyone?
    Damn if these are just sad sad crocs

  • @maril1
    @maril1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am women I lost becuas me is woman. This feminist me gonna sue you on blue brido app

  • @njarasoarumpf8464
    @njarasoarumpf8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    someone give him kitkat before he turns into a vilain

  • @harry3226
    @harry3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im pretty sure that police or security guards or whoever saw the lunch that the mom made might have thought it was a dangerous part or something illegal because of the texture and the look.
    (Just assuming)

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely, they need to protect children if they're paid to do it.

  • @Regularsshorts
    @Regularsshorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:20 that is a really traumatizing memory I'm sorry for your loss. Hope you get well soon.

  • @dunkinggg
    @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i forgot to breathe by these tweets

    • @Lusitania_memes
      @Lusitania_memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't breathe?

    • @dunkinggg
      @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lusitania_memes im on life support right now

    • @dunkinggg
      @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @w h a t . OH WAIT NO OH SH-
      ⚰️

    • @MemeWasNotTaken
      @MemeWasNotTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @w h a t . I gotta carge my Ipad aswell

    • @Lusitania_memes
      @Lusitania_memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @w h a t . I had to *kneel* so to use the plug

  • @supercalifragilisticex
    @supercalifragilisticex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:26 It didn't even cook evenly, what a waste.

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you implying you wanted to eat airpods?

    • @mrchoochooguy4045
      @mrchoochooguy4045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all wanna eat airport
      (I was gonna go onto a joke about being confused about airpods being something else but it autocorrected to airport which I think is even funnier)

    • @PvZ_Enthusiast
      @PvZ_Enthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SomeStupidBastard you can now hear the songs in your stomach

  • @Beth190103KitCat01
    @Beth190103KitCat01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    how could you let a kitkat get stolen bruh i basically played tug of war with a dude i sat next to once when he secretly tried stealing my chocolate out of my hands in primary school and i won, never let your guard down

    • @gigasus77
      @gigasus77  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      theres only losers in war, and broken kitkats

    • @cottonswab8010
      @cottonswab8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My friend ate my fries when I went to the bathroom so I took her to the play house in the McDonald's and threated her to vomit out my fries and give it to me, she cried..... she only ate 2 but still dat was mine ??

    • @dogemq9863
      @dogemq9863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cottonswab8010 unfunny made up story for Pegasus’s attention

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's likely because he would've been kicked out of class if he got into a fight with a girl.

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dogemq9863 You dont know anyone in this comment section and have the gall to say "UnFunY MaDe uP StOrY FoR PeGasUs's AtTenTion"

  • @enjei8903
    @enjei8903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:34 I didnt listen to my mom when she said i need to wash the dishes if i dont do it i will get spanked 10 times. Like you said i didnt believe her. Now i cant sit down for 2 days. Thanks pegasus, 😀👍

    • @Logajit.
      @Logajit. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao, more clearly, don't believe anyone other than your parents,

  • @nirwandangal1054
    @nirwandangal1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'll take the liberty to explain grandma one
    So they are married and one of them has a grandma and in some cultures u reffer to your partners parents and grandparents as ur own

  • @manguymanfellaman
    @manguymanfellaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    With Amber Heard stans, i don't understand why they think she was in the right. Everyone, no matter race, gender, ethnicty, culture, background, etc can be truly bad people.

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think there are that many terrible Irish people or dutch people.

  • @sebastiantakesanl9913
    @sebastiantakesanl9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Top ten villain backstories:
    Number 1: kid takes pegasuses KitKat bar

  • @wonderful1312
    @wonderful1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i have been watching you since you had 500k subs, and now you have more than 1 million i am so proud of you. your content makes me happy

  • @ГеоргиВълчев-ц4ц
    @ГеоргиВълчев-ц4ц 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "women should just SHUT UP and PROTECT her" How the heck would they protect her if they should shut up. And why would they protect her when its obvious that she is in the wrong

    • @evilhalo
      @evilhalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      an illustration of how the feLame heads are as empty as their birth canals

  • @twalters2962
    @twalters2962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:13 It looks like a bomb

  • @beanie8317
    @beanie8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:40 my mum uses this exact same reason and she says oh it’s statistically accurate than men do more bad things and im just so done

  • @Kitaros_Anxious
    @Kitaros_Anxious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In this video we just learned pegasus's villain backstory, which is an important piece of the pegasus lore

  • @tanakisoup19
    @tanakisoup19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:40 if Pokemaine started an onlyfans she’d become richer than Jeff Bezos by the end of the hour.

  • @ethanlancaster819
    @ethanlancaster819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is like "even if Hitler killed millions of people, we should at least protect him"

  • @daniele7180
    @daniele7180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:44 there is a difference between that and nice lol

  • @carlos-rk5cj
    @carlos-rk5cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That ending was hilarious
    Almost Nobody Can Finish Reading That stuff bcz Its Horrendously Down Bad

  • @i.ncendium
    @i.ncendium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Even if Amber was an abuser why can’t women stand up for her”. If this person is a woman, I wonder… how would she react if another woman punched her lights out, would she not go to the police and demand justice because it was a woman who punched her? Or how about being robbed by a woman? Hmmm 🤔 I swear, humanity was a mistake 😂

    • @shalinajose
      @shalinajose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If humanity was a mistake then you were a mistake

    • @i.ncendium
      @i.ncendium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shalinajose i never said I wasn't what's your point

  • @supercalifragilisticex
    @supercalifragilisticex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:20 That event 100% took place in Alabama

  • @GINOSAURUS999
    @GINOSAURUS999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro some people on Twitter are so weird

  • @nail_HK
    @nail_HK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lustyclaymore got banned for hatespeech LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @0content21
    @0content21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:12 I may be loser but I know this information is incorrect.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @leila13dnd
    @leila13dnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a woman, we don't claim the Amber Heard stans, or her, for that matter.

  • @ajdude9
    @ajdude9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pegasus losing his Kitkat was the beginning of his Joker arc

  • @attilavarga3188
    @attilavarga3188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She did spell “womem” wrong though. The correct spelling is *whamama*. 🙄

  • @captain_duckyman4371
    @captain_duckyman4371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let’s go first comment and like, commenting 15 seconds after released. Also btw the way that the kids lunch was packed it looked like drugs

    • @dunkinggg
      @dunkinggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      none, cares, about, you

    • @tsft_
      @tsft_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment made 13 hours ago? The video was uploaded 12 hours ago. Dude can time travel

  • @dry_sharpie
    @dry_sharpie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We should delete Twitter.

  • @sklefffff
    @sklefffff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I almost died-

  • @Awesomenezz
    @Awesomenezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:43 - Diabetes has a type 1 & a type 2.
    If I miss the pun, please enjoy my above statement and laugh.

  • @idontknowhowtochangemyusername
    @idontknowhowtochangemyusername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:05 Literally the attitude of my Aunt right now. Smh. Freaking yelled at my siblings and I for saying Johnny Depp memes.

    • @lolasum_sumi_san
      @lolasum_sumi_san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn that must suck. I'm lucky I don't know anyone like that in real life or else I don't know what I would've done.

    • @idontknowhowtochangemyusername
      @idontknowhowtochangemyusername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lolasum_sumi_san She believes Johnny Depp was the abuser because she doesn’t even watch the news. She gets all her news for social medias. Smh

  • @SansINess53
    @SansINess53 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Women suffer more than men"
    Me : men go to war while women stay and live normally.
    Society : ARREST THIS 13 YEAR OLD NOW!.

  • @johnburpi8484
    @johnburpi8484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The KitKat was this man’s villain story arc

  • @wisteria3032
    @wisteria3032 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ok, so, about the "protect her anyway"....
    Why is it that I just pictured what would happen if men protected male abusers just because they're men? feels wrong for some reason
    also no, never "believe all women". while "believe in all women" would be good (as in don't get their hopes down just because they are women, tell them they can do anything but also believe what you say) I wouldn't "believe all women" even if i knew without a doubt that they were always the victims. Do you jave any idea of how many women lie to protect their abusers? Do NOT believe women.

  • @mpjohnd1234
    @mpjohnd1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:00 the tragic back story of are boi meg-----
    I mean Pegasus

  • @fbi2522
    @fbi2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a 19 year old, im depressed that kids get girls easier than i can, i havnt been in a relationship in my life.

    • @lexnight8345
      @lexnight8345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fell you man but also what they actually get are some STD and unwanted pregnacies , better go and make money they will hunt you later

  • @LoneStarRathalos
    @LoneStarRathalos ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:41 The saddest thing about this is he doesn't want a 'Confident' Girlfriend. Pathetic.

  • @tyroneb.3649
    @tyroneb.3649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i dont care who you are, having a feet fetish is weird and always will be weird
    just imagine getting excited over seeing some girl's feet

  • @multiplegamesman
    @multiplegamesman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:05 what the hell was that

  • @flvmboyqnt
    @flvmboyqnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yk I really like to play a game called “how many vitamins can I eat until I pass out” it’s rlly fun! My high score is 9

  • @Deemee-ed
    @Deemee-ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:20 that voice crack is perfect

  • @Polpit66
    @Polpit66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you're the only youtuber who makes me actually laugh, like out loud

  • @yourcecilia_ss
    @yourcecilia_ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    womem are beautiful. mem are beautiful too

  • @GoofyManMF
    @GoofyManMF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Woman is girlphobic because it has the word Man in it!1!1!!!111!”

  • @YouberChannel
    @YouberChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always wondered why your name is Pegasus while your Pfp is a.. Mushroom.. a Toad possibly with a Shield

  • @Behlsy
    @Behlsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:27 because women don’t support women who abuse their spouse, very simple answer really.

  • @senku6107
    @senku6107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "cause twitter amberhead user is giving me brain damage"
    7:22

  • @laynie7720
    @laynie7720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    look I support women. but absolutely NOT when they are in the wrong and have done terrible things and use their emotions to try to get themselves out of that situation.

  • @5-0ed
    @5-0ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PegaSUS is a PegaMUST to not be bored

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:34 I see a red flag. Can't handle confident women? You need someone insecure so that you can more easily bend them to your will? Yeah, we see you.

  • @MangoMuncher11
    @MangoMuncher11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:00 this kid got the Dora headphones

  • @friedcheese7954
    @friedcheese7954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm crying rn, the KitKat story has me in tears. Pray for mega sus. 😔😔🙏🙏

  • @darthrevan5583
    @darthrevan5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:42 my uncle actually got into the vitamin cabinet as a kid and downed a whole bottle of Flinstone vitamins and had to go to the hospital several times for iron poisoning

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah my dad and his sister shared an entire flint stone vitamin jar and they threw up 💀

    • @darthrevan5583
      @darthrevan5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theorangedinosaur4098 dang

  • @the_chill_man
    @the_chill_man 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:52 me when I am in the retirement home going crazy from the dementia and they tell me to sit down

  • @d_plumpkin
    @d_plumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:06 its considered dangerous as some bombs look exactly like that as well
    it could be semtex or any other plastic bomb

    • @SomeStupidBastard
      @SomeStupidBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's concerning that you know what this type of bomb looks like but thanks for your insight.

    • @d_plumpkin
      @d_plumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomeStupidBastard the world of fps knows no limits

  • @lirich0
    @lirich0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way his mom wraps his lunch makes it look to the police like it was drugs

  • @heheimtrahs
    @heheimtrahs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i see amber heard it makes me think of MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE

  • @territ7859
    @territ7859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:30 make her fly all the way to "meet that guy" and then just ditch her while she gone