Sometimes My Genius Is Almost Frightening | Top Gear
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- The "Sometimes My Genius Is Almost Frightening" meme featuring Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.
Don't mind the hashtags :)
#SometimesMyGeniusIsAlmostFrightening
#RichardHammond
#JeremyClarkson
#JamesMay
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To those who are curious; This clip is from Top Gear Africa Special: Part 2
Pepole who comment first on comments to get many likes Couldnt be me
Somethimes my genius is almost frigtning.
don't mind me, im just gonna I N V E S T in this comment
0:14
I think I may remember that one. Lots of fun watching Top Gear now the Grand Tour
Okay
genus
0:14 When you become a priest so that your dad calls u father
Then you pulls pull out your own leather belt
*Sowwy daddy I’ve been a bad boy*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
Cheese
@@toxxc.5449 lmao I skipped his reply and yours saved me from certain doom
So the read more was Rick roll? Thanks :D saved my ass
0:27 when you use a different time stamp
brilliant
your genius is, *almost frightening*
Underrated
Underrated comment
Give this dude his likes
0:14 when a snake bites you and you have only 5 minutes to live, so you let it bite you again to add an extra 5 minutes.
One of the best comments I ever heard.
Genius 😂
@ca5 . Definitly
That's not how it works, you'd actually have 2.5 minutes to live if you let it bite you again
@@alejandrafuentes1316 Really. Wow, that is awesome to know
0:14 when the doctor says you have 24 hours to live so you spray deodorant with 48 hour protection on yourself
Pro strat kill the doctor and the judge will award you a life sentence
😂
@@aidendavid2680 One comment already said that
And wear a diaper.
@@aidendavid2680 lmaoooooooo
0:14 When the puzzle says ‘2-4 years’ but you solve it under 3 months.
Underrated Comment
LMAO XD
🤣
@1v1 Savaş Simülasyonları HAHA
So good
0:14 When you unplug all the beeping sounds in the hospital so that everybody can sleep peacefully
Underrated
Damn ..
This deserves many more likes!
And everyone slept really very peacefully
Original and funny👍
0:27 When you use a different time stamp to catch everyone's attention.
lol
You caught mine
@@harshvardhanmisal2255 Nice
@@wajajan697 ikr
Gg
0:14 When the blind man asked where the library is and you point towards it
Lmao
0:33 The blind man understood where it is and thanked you before falling into a hole while walking to the library.
@@catsharkthe85th
To read a book, idiot! (Totally not joking at all)
@@gibbonbasher8171 and how will he read a book then ?
@@Thanh-liverpoolfan
I realllly hope you’re joking.
0:14 When someone is trying to kill you so you stay in the living room
Lmaaaaoooo 🤣
underratd af
Lmfao
If there was a 'Hall Of Fame' for youtube comments, your comment would be in it
Get Outttt! 🤣
when the doctor tells you to take your pills at 10:00 am but you take it at 9:00 am to surprise the virus
Absolute genius move my guy
Bacteria
Big brain time
Big brain
*Outstanding* move
0:14 when you score an A+ in your bloodtest without studying
Ha
Jokes on you; O- is actually the best score.
The log was so frightened of his genius that it tried to attack him
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
Hai malaysia
@@michaelspencer8024 "He's too genius to be kept alive!"
His genius triggered the logs fight or flight instincts, and log chose fight
@@michaelspencer8024 It’s not the Jedi way!
0:14 when you buy two books of " how to solve half of your problems"
That'd solve 75% of your original problems
Just read it twice
@@gembot. Seems like your genius is the true fright
@@gembot. woaah ur genius is even more frightening
dAyUm
0:14 When you play hide and seek and the seeker is girl so you hide in the boys bathroom.
"It's a simple but quite unbreakable spell"
But then you hear the girl whisper to herself "little do they know i have the requirements going inside"
Then you hear the pornhub theme.
@@MaxCE go to horny jail. BONK
@@PearlPredator twas a meme dude. I have no intention of getting rid of my precious virginity.
0:14
When you finish the test in 4 seconds and singlehandedly affect the class average by 20%
This one killed me
Only 20%? That is frightening
@Nagato is better than Punk Naruto Because he completely messed up the test in only 4 seconds, the whole average of the class went down as a result.
0:27 when you plug the power bank charging cable to itself so you get unlimited power
I actually tried doing this when I got my first power bank 🤣 didn't work
@@yellow_flash813 no shit
@@amymoha1063 that guy didn't just try it out but was so amazed he had to drop in the TH-cam comments 🤣
When you snap people's neck to save ammo in lazer tag
When you use real ammo so they won’t shoot back
@@UserName-dt3kc Thats what i call a big brain move
Lmao
going melee is always a good idea with a speed build
Hold up-
0:14 when you answer questions by nodding on the telephone.
I do that all the time.
0:33 You nodded too hard that the wire broke from intense shaking.
This one is the best😂
In zoom sometimes I nodded when my picture is off 😂
In japan they do that almost all the time
Hammond's hysterical laughter at the end gives me pure happiness.
Love how it took him a moment to realize before it hit him.
HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT
0:14 when you drop your phone but it’s on airplane mode
lmao
Lmao underrated af
LMAO Underrated
Lmao
😂😂🤣🤣
0:14 when you decide to be a judge to judge a book by its cover
Well done.
Well done
Well done.
Well done.
Dhar Mann didn't like that
0:14 when you pour 2% milk 50 times to get 100% milk
Me when I take an exam at a restaurant because the customer is always right: 0:14
Haha another good one here
0:33 You were forced to tick the rightmost squares in the exam.
Oh my god big brain
Underrated 😂
666
0:14 when you beat up the homeless man so he has a nice place to sleep in the hospital
Awww.. And BOOO
😂🙄😳
"sometimes my genius is it almost frightening
Omg I died inside while reading this lmao
and boom... hospital bill
I love how Hammond looks at the log, then looks at the window, processes it and suddenly genuine concern 180s into full roast mode
0:14 when you remove the wheels to avoid a flat tyre
When you strike a match to find out where the smell of gasoline is coming from
LMAO
Clarkson: "BRILLIANT!"
*Bang*
May: "CLAAARKSOOONNN!"
When you're looking for a dollar in the dark so you light a 10 dollar bill to find it...
Apparently one of my drunk neighbors tried doing that, fortunately for him it was raining so he could light the match up
Now that is a frightening genius..
I'm frightened by his genius
I am almost frightened
i try not to stare at his genius
Everyone is
69 likes.
*nice.*
Who isn't
0:14 When you fall of a cliff but you remember you have life insurance so you will respawn.
0:14 Light when he does literally anything in Death Note
When the liquid soap kills the 99,9% of bacteria, so you wash your hands twice
0:14
Well i feel bad for that 00.1% bacteria cuz its about to get gang bashed by that 99.9%
There still will be some bacterias tho
Cuz at the second wash you kill the 99,9% of the 0,01% which was left from the first wash. And the chain continues.
Sometimes my genuis is almost frightening.
@@_obi_wan_kenobi_ It's just a joke
@Mega Yeah haha
@@pedrosaulys9569 you know i was joking as well, right?
When you label a sugar container with salt to keep the ants out : 0:14
0:33 Once they discovered the lie, they mass produced an army to eat you alive.
Underrated
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣
Hah this sign cant stop me cuz i cant read
Technically speaking a germ could still get by if it’s one out of 10k roughly
When you realize it's the same guy from the "Oh no........anyway " meme:
The ability of this guy to become a meme is..... it's almost frightening.
@@goodmorning4498 same show for both memes just different episodes
I mean it was a very big show
Jeremy Clarkson was also in the "This is brilliant but I like this" meme and the "Gentlemen, the time has come" meme
Well yeah Top Gear was massive, and Jeremy has the genius, so it's got great meme capability.
The fact tgat you don't know who Jeremy is, it's dissapointing.
that proves the “sometimes”
Also proves the "frightening"
Also proves the "almost"
Also proves the "my"
Also proves the "genius"
Also proves the “is”
0:14 When The Doctor said that you have only 3 days to live so you killed the Doctor and got sentenced 100 years in prison
Immortality
You genius it's... Almost frightening
Ey chandler
0:33 The judge gave you a life sentence, meaning you still have 3 days to live but in jail.
@@chib3003 That was meant to be a joke.
I gave scenarios that will disprove the effectiveness of the plan proposed by the comment.
00:14 when you create your first “Hello world” program
UNDERRATED
that one non who disliked is afraid of his genius
I would be afraid too man. He's just too smart :l
Facts
And the other 9 are also afraid of his genius
@@JackaboiTV so are the other 6
So we can all agree they're 17 people afraid of genius
Four horsemen of frightening things:
-Spiders
-Heights
-The dark
-His genius
Especially a smart dark spider, wich is very high
@@Robert-Cinque777 high? Wouldn’t that make him less intimidating?
@@mrcookedbacon324 no, then he has the high ground
Lol
What about thunderbolts and lightning
0:14 when you ask a deaf person "did you hear the news?"
0:14 when you comprehended "my genius" as meaning that he owns a person who is a genius
Person: what rhymes with orange
Me: no it doesn't
0:14
hahaha
Okay, this is epic
porridge, storage, encourage, four inch, door hinge
They don't rhyme with orange.
This took me 5 hours to get
0:14 when your name is anakin and you try to outsmart the opponent by getting on the lowground
Clarkson: "It's going to be a scorcher today."
Log: Say no more..
Genius
@@sebzillax 0:14
The log is also a genius
I am the 666th like bruh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you open your doors to let the mosquitos in, then surprise them by locking the doors and sleeping outside
Underrated
Yep underrated
xD
And what about in the morning?
You can't go in the house
Beacuse it's house full of mosquitos
@@jakalahajnar5422 it’s the mosquitoes’ house now
0:14 when you spray your bed with bug repellent so that the bedbugs won’t bite you.
0:31 you gotta love Richard looking up and down the whole thing and then realizing what happened.
0:14 when you change your name to reconnecting in the online lecture to avoid teacher's questions
0:33 But now, you have to answer the questions from two accounts
Lhs?
That's what I did XD
That is genuinely a good idea
Hol' up ... that could be practical.
The log was so afraid of his genius it acted in self-defence
When you pass the COVID test positively in the first try without learning
Ha
When you're homeless, so you commit several war crimes to get a rent free prison cell and free food for life
0:14
How tf you gonna start making war crimes as a homeless person?
@@PU8698 Kill a person? Idk
I can prove that this works!
Low Zones why same!
@@PU8698 Its easy, just kidnap someone and start using various torture methods which usually requires expensive machinery!!
0:14 When you plug the USB in first try
You mean the *flashdrive?*
Impossible.
😂
The guy who made USB Type-C: " My Genius is... Almost frightening."
0:33 You failed to unplug the USB in the first try.
It was a great idea in fairness, but he should have given the rope separate anchor points on either side of the car. What he did there was give it the maximum wiggle room possible
@@MPeaches1958 not so much hindsight as something you would notice fairly quick if you looked
"You can't have a dirty back window if you don't have a back window!"
- Jeremy afterwards (probably)
his smile at 0:08 is what does it all, he was so confident in himself
Ik he probably was so dissatisfied after the log broke his back window.
Its always like that, your happy and the next second your life is in shambles
@@VramanNoodles 0
What was the wooden thingy even supposed to DO?
@@delighteddino9363 it was meant to hold the car in place so it wouldn't go down the hill, that way Jeremy could actually drive up the mountain.
When they say *“No running by the pool”* so you sprint instead:
*0:14*
Pathetic. I hop by the pool like the genius I am
Lol
Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Me: Because we cannot eat it
0:14
No no
That's a cringe joke we don't like that
@@thorstark4114 That's a boomer humor
@@sanidhyajain7979 I thought they were the same thing,
Thanks for correcting me
@@thorstark4114 for more information, boomers are on facebook, whearas cringe is on tik-tok
@@sanidhyajain7979 oh, okay
He almost got freightened by the sound of his own genius 0:20
🤣🤣🤣 bruh
The 4 dislikes from people who actually did this and their back glass broke
Theologos Del they’re the true geniuses here haha
@@sebzillax 😂😂
I still don't actually understand what this genius man was trying to do
@@adityaanuragi6916 his handbrake doesn't work, so he made one...
Are u speaking from experience
0:14 when you tell the suffering Covid-19 patients to stay positive
Lmao
@@rukh1015 that's the fucking joke
@@alexanderm.635 ok
@@rukh1015 your genius almost frighten me
@DawgSlayer82 ok
When you pass an exam without studying:
when you find out the test is today, so you fake being sick to come back the next day and get 100
0:14 when the serial killer in town is a doctor so you start eating apples daily to keep him away
Lmaooo
@@frostbaneaarvid881 an apple a day keeps a doctor away
@@frostbaneaarvid881 lol least i could do
Why is there a serial killer in town? And why haven’t they been arrested?!
@@noahnightking ask that yourself
When you watch 60 minutes in 30 minutes by playing it on two screens.
*Or in 15 minutes by playing it on both screens at 2x speed*
2x on both 🤓
That, my friend, is a pretty good idea.
iirc there was a guy who due to surgery had the left and right hemispheres of his brain separated, and he could read a book two pages at a time
me who watches 60 minutes in half a second by playing it on 3600 screens at double speed
When I finally figure out Barrack Obama's last name: 0:14
Impossible
0:21 the face you make when u hear footsteps going up the stairs but you cant recognize the pattern
Roses are Red
Nothing's faster then lightning
0:14
gOOOOOOd. Goooood.
🙂
Light.
I liked my own comment so I can have 69 likes did I make the funni?
Flash is faster than lightning:
0:14
When you turn off the helicopter fan because it's too cold 0:14
hahahhaahahaa
-dumbledore said sarcasticly.
0:33 The helicopter falls through the cold wind, therefore making you more cold.
@@potatofive8711
Didn't think about that.
R.I.P🗿
0:14 when a genie says you only have 3 wishes but then you wished for more wishes
“There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity”
This is not it
Not a fine line here. More like a solid, massive log.
This could be a good curb your enthusiasm meme
Absolutely. It's sort of what i intended with the ending haha. Thanks for watching ;)
that meme is lame and old...
johnnyhun1 you’re lame and old
@@ohtych1004 now thats a lot of damage
What is this, a crossover episode?
I fear no man but that thing
His Genius
It scares me
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0:14 When you come to a difficult roundabout on your driving test so you purposely go the wrong way
Legend has it that he hasn't even used the peak of his genius, imagine him using 100% of his genius?
Thé world will either be a much better or much worse place
The log was afraid of his genius so it attacked back
The log: sometimes my genius is almost frightening
@@stephensingh6404 sometimes ur genius is almost *_frightening_*
@@afiqazhd5096 uno reverse
👀🤣🤣😭🤣
"The greatest idiot is the one who thinks that he is a genius"
Are you frightened by his genius?
@@thegrob8892 of course they are
You are just frightened by his genius
Ok bois we got a Shakespeare in the making here
Nice excuse.. You are frightened by his genius.
0:14 When your teacher says that phones aren't allowed in school so you bring a Nintendo Switch to school instead.
whats frightening is that, that was only 1% of his actual genius
He’s only using 1% of his power!
That's not 1%! That was 00.1%
@@tick1180 That explains why the log broke his f***ing window after all
@@tick1180 0.000000000000001%
Can we just agree on how good this idea could have been?
If only the strap was a wee bit shorter it would been brilliant and his genius is certainly frightening
I may be dumb, but what was the purpose of it?
@@hannahyoung5342 stop the car from rolling back when on a hill
@@hannahyoung5342 Just as the other guy said, because iirc he have a broken handbrake so he needed a replacement; and that wooden pole was the perfect solution to the problem... until the wooden pole bites right back at him
@@MagnificentBirb Find a way to pull back the strap when driving
0:27 When I have all the symptoms of cancer, but don’t go to the doctor so I can’t get diagnosed with it
When Google Maps predicts for 20 minutes routine, but you already reached at 19 minutes and 34 seconds.
me after i teamkill my teammate so they dont die to the enemy: 0:14
altruistic killing!!!!
Fr i do this
0:32 Hammond's face when he finally saw the log and managed to connect the dots lmao.
When you turn in an exam faster than all the smart kids because you "felt" like it was easy
"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting", said the wooden log.
The wooden log wasn’t frightened by his genius
@@TheGamingGemHD strong
Yup
When you fill the whole workbook before school begins so you don't have any homework
0:14
Teacher on first day: *sets homework from a different workbook*
Also teacher: 00:14
@@kougamishinya6566 Getting your brothers books which are already fully completed
0:14
Then the teacher gives you more work to do out of kindness
@@Blurro Then you go on to google and find the answers
He decides that you are such a good student he gives you extra one on one class afterschool
“Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening.”
Teacher: The lowest grade on the test was a 17!
Me who got a 20 on the test: 0:14
When the teacher picks you while your daydreaming and you still get the question right...
When the teacher picks you after you bluffed raising your hands and you guess the answer correctly
0:14 When you kiss your mother-in-law at the family gathering, so your wife knows you'll still find her attractive when she gets older
when you ask a question and your teacher says “good question”
Relatable
When you answer any question correctly
That's called 'when your question is almost frightening'
The ones who disliked this simply feared this man’s genius
Nice copied comment
@@cubepiano4630 u cringe
@@maxhoblick5830 bruh
@@cubepiano4630 ok
Copied
0:14 When the soap says ‘Kills 99.9% of bacteria’ so you wash your hands twice
0:14 When you bring 19 of your friends to the cinema so you can watch a movie that is 18+
POV: You're reading the comments while you keep replaying the vid in the background
Indeed
Indeed
Yup.
Ah yes😂
Yes actually
when the deodorant says it lasts 24 hours but you drink it in 15 minutes 0:14
15 minutes? Pathetic.
Drink it?
@@UY-SCUTInohomo what you don’t?
@@redex3933 are you braindead
@@alyssalouard8549 you never drank one?
my cat meowing at the door thinking I’d let him out:
0:14 When you use your phone a friend lifeline to let your dad know you’re gonna win the million
0:14 Perfect comedic editing
When your taking a test and don’t want to leave the answer blank so you remove the question
Yee
yee