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@@Bragglord I think it depends on the breed, but most equines have very strong backs, so even Jeremy wouldn't be much of a problem for a hardy villager's horse
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I miss these guys so much. I've tried to watch the new shows well actually both new shows it's okay, just not as good as the original. Jeremy reminds me so much of my best friend who passed away. He was about the same height and build. The gestures that Jeremy does are identical to my friend.
Yayam abalenda! 0:40 Oh you total plumsack … One of my fav moments from The Perfect Road Trip. Clarkson has so many iconic expressions, one of my favorites is: “Oh nooo! Anyways …”
I swear if someone told me back in 1992 that Jeremy Clarkson would be as popular as he is now and that kids would love him I'd have never believed it. I never would have even thought I'd be watching the guy on the internet but I swear his personality aged like fine wine.
“That’s a pervert camera.”
“No, it’s a Daily Mail camera.”
“Exactly, that’s what I meant.”
Those two have perfect chemistry together
Clever, very clever what you just did to me and several others
That was the funniest joke they’ve ever made by far
"My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I have done 'an' book."
"What could possibly go wrong"
yeah.. indeed
Sometimes my genius is frightening
Never seen Jeremy with that much facial hair.
2000th like :)
I was gonna say it first
"Maniac, maniac, maniac, yobo, maniac!" Leaves me in stitches every single time.
Me too i love clarkson
It’s the best thing ever
"I shall call you tesco"😂😂😂
I don't get it
@@rogerthat3157 they use horse meat there
Waitrose is a more fitting name
Around the time that was filmed there was a scandal in the UK where some supermarkets were find to have used horse meat advertised as beef.
😂😂 lol
He has had way too many funny moments to be summed up in a mere 6 minutes
Truer words have never be spoken
Yeah we need like a 5 day long video to cover a 1/4th of his funny moments
Well, to be honest there was a mare within these 6 minutes
It's an 8 part series
7 minutes
“There’s cows followed by hitler
I didn't get that
Nameless 261 the guy in the car must have looked like hitler
Its a car hitler got driven about in lol not exact one but same kind i think
Nameless 261 It was the kind of car Hitler drove
It was the car boi
“What’s this?”
“Crocodiles ear”
“...it’s hairy”
“Crocodiles _do_ have hairy ears” 🤣🤣
they don't even have ears
@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no shit sherlock
@@beezerboy4152 uhhh
@@Petrik_33 they do have hairy ears
@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no no they do
Hammond: Takes out fancy camera
Jeremy: Pulls out Hubble Telescope
James: THAT'S A PERVERT CAMERA!
@2:45
"No, it's a Daily Mail camera"
"That's what I meant"
😂😂😂
.
.
@Phalanx James: That's what I meant
5:38 The way he handled that handshake was gangsta af
Ive always thought that
“DAB on it wag wan”
Jeremy is a real nigga
Such a well travelled bunch they'd make the best diplomats 😅
I think Jeremy's horse slipped out of gear...
Slipped out of Top Gear into the Grand Tour 😂!
Ok that wasn't funny
Reverse gear
The fat bastard shouldn't have been riding one that small
It went into bottom gear
@@Bragglord I think it depends on the breed, but most equines have very strong backs, so even Jeremy wouldn't be much of a problem for a hardy villager's horse
"There is Jezzas' back alley... well found".
I laugh every time.
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Josh Maine i laughed but I didn’t get it
RC McQueen huh?
Honestly it's the "well found" bit that absolutely kills me
Dude he sounds like a fed-up, exhausted David Attenborough when he does it, and it makes my stomach hurt from laughing everytime I find it again
James: that’s a pervert camera
Jeremy: no it’s a daily mail camera
*No No he’s got a point*
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James: Exactly, that's what I meant
3:24 that ‘yeeeeeesss’ is very iconic
Just like when Hammond asked if the beef still had bones in it in the food blender vid.
3:14 - i love how Jeremy is actually affectionately doting on the horse while calling it useless. 😆
how does it start ? :D
Under rated one 🤣🤣
2:29 “james look out, there are cows followed by hitler
"Years of this mans meme potential and we barely scratched the surface"
Out of context Top Gear is something else
“I’ve bought a stalled horse”
Maniac...
Maniac...
Maniac..
*YOBO*
*maniac*
*M A N I A C*
Oh I think I got a chance here *crashes*
Ohhhh, damnit!
0:35, i dint realize what hammond was telling until i repeated it.😂😂
“Yayam abellenda” (I am a bellend).
I think they were trying to speak Russian.
Я емь что-то там, дальше не понял что они хотели заказать
I think it means I am a blender
I thought he said “I am a blender”
ReggieBoi 3018 I dont think so mate. We call a person bellend if he is a complete plank.
@@pastrana6135 I think you're not British
2:42 Jesus, I mean Budha 😂
i've read your comment in the exact same moment while it was payed. just thought you should know that.
@@georgesimon2730 same
“Hello, horse. I shall call you Tesco.”
“Ready, steady go.”
“Well, I bought a stalled horse.”
“It’s going backwards. I bought a reversing horse.”
Hell of a sentence
1:20 my new ringtone
Sounds like Peter from The Family Guy
5: 16 used to be mine
"M A N I A C"
2:08 That reaction is leggit.
2:29 James look out there are cows followed by Hitler... 😂😂😂
The cows boutta take a shower, they do need to stay clean
😂😂😂😂😂
The camaraderie between these three is timeless. I’ll follow wherever these guys go and have a show that’s for sure
Would you like a part 2?
yes
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah
Yes
Yes
“There are cows followed by hitler” lol
Teacher : what sound does a crying dog make ?
Special ED kid : 1:19
0:46 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I’ve done an book.”
I'm German and i don't get it can you maybe explain?
@@robin9329 He has to say "a book". "An book" incorrect.
2:35 close your eyes and listen.
I literally am rolling « on the floor » laughing in my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God damnit
Greatest trio on television.
Tbh, the Africa special was a work of art.
0:42 Hammond's realisation gets me every time
He is in my opinion the funniest man hands down
And also they are the best trio/ presenters ever to walk this earth
old top gear: funny moments
new top gear: depressing moments
Grand Tour: Deep, beautiful and fucking hilarious moments.
I miss these guys so much. I've tried to watch the new shows well actually both new shows it's okay, just not as good as the original. Jeremy reminds me so much of my best friend who passed away. He was about the same height and build. The gestures that Jeremy does are identical to my friend.
sad
Have you seen the grand tour?
Sorry for your loss Brian keep you head up ❤️
just watch the grand tour
Yeah, Grand Tour is cool one
that's a pevert camera
2:53
H-Hentai
"No. It's a Daily Mail camera."
Ahaha
NobleGrizzlyBear , same thing
2:54 Jeremy Clarkson has now become jack sparrow
Hammond's reaction to Jezza's measuring the snow depth is everyone's reaction after seeing that.
The snow measuring tactic is just gold. And then you see hammonds reaction just adds to it
Legend👌🏻 I shall call you Tesco, lolz
4:47 I've never laughed so hard
4:55 that awkward moment face 😂😂😂
SO FUNYY PAHAHA
“hello horse, i shall call you tesco
Since it’s Jeremy’s birthday, I thought I should come and celebrate him and his finest moments.
It's really funny because some of the clips wouldn't be entertaining on another program but these 3 just make anything interesting and worth watching
“Maniac” - Jeremy Clarkson
Maniac, maniac, manic... Yobo. Maniac
Clarkson's face when he's not sure if the Romanian petrol attendant is a 'him' or a 'her' is priceless 🤣🤣🤣
.....................or her :D :D
This is great compilation! The man’s cleverly hilarious
2:28 "James look out, there are cows followed by Hitler."
Jeremy's laugh is so contagious.
Some of this is just funny moments with Jeremy Clarkson on screen
Any moment with Jezza on screen is a funny moment
4:17 him getting scared 😂😂😂😂 “he’s going to need some fingers in a minute”
Yayam abalenda! 0:40
Oh you total plumsack …
One of my fav moments from The Perfect Road Trip.
Clarkson has so many iconic expressions, one of my favorites is: “Oh nooo! Anyways …”
I use 'thats not gone well' all the time.
And
'What could possibly go wrong?'
0:01 to 00:05 - me, driving along, everytime I see a Peugeot....
0:46
“I’ve done *an* book.”
I CAN’T 😂😂😂
Every time anyone of them says anything, I am already crying with laughter. But 0:56 has me rolling
"Hes 45 and it aint grey, now Paul McArtney and have a look at that." Hahahaha daaaam bombing on Hammond
3:05 that’s one of my favorite James quotes
This is the content I need
"there are cows, followed by hi.ler" 💀💀😂
Cracks me up every time
I swear if someone told me back in 1992 that Jeremy Clarkson would be as popular as he is now and that kids would love him I'd have never believed it. I never would have even thought I'd be watching the guy on the internet but I swear his personality aged like fine wine.
5:43 one fine dub
2:28 I cry! 😂
I love how he’s explaining to the horse that cars are better than him lol
"James can you keep your homosexuality to yourself" lol
‘’Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco’’
XD
I'm glad to see my all time favorite funny moment from Top Gear being used as the intro. Maniac. Maniac. Maniac.
Maniac maniac maniac yabo
When Jeremy Clarkson drove the Reliant Robin on Top Gear I laughed so much it made my eyes water
that was a hoot that
@@mcfcguvnors yeh
2:28 undoubtly the best one
‘Hello horse, I think I’ll call you Tesco’😂😂😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Jeremy Clarkson: I bought a reversing horse
kill this meme, its not funny anymore, everyone milks it so much
Memes are virtual cancer
Sigh.. Once again this very bad meme. It's literally in every video's comment section and it's just as bad in the first place as it is now.
4:21 best one XD
“Brake testing James May...”
Too many funny moments i just couldn't stop laughing. I know that you probably don't care. But thank you a masterclass.
This Trio is GOLD
“Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco”
A true Jeremy Clarkson funniest moments video would last almost forever
should make a compilation of all the times he shouts "MANIAC!!" 😂 he says it in a few episodes
Honestly Jeremy has the most satisfying voice I’ve ever heard
"Oh, you total plum-sa..."
The smile in the thumbnail. 😂
These 3 are the UKs national treasure
Legends say he is still there calling people maniacs
Brake-testing James May never gets old.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jeremy Clarkson: M A N I A C
"When try and listen carefully, you could almost hear my genius"
“Hold on I think there’s a chance here!”
“OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH DAMMIT”
"James, look, there are cows followed by Hitler 😂"
"punched me on the right one, that was my favorite one"
"Did he cup it or punch it?" WHEN I TELL YOU I LAUGHED I MEAN IT, ive never ever made that noise before
"Look out james there are cows followed by Hitler" 😂😂 that one got me damn
1:20 lf ouch ouch ouch ouch omg lmao
Close your eyes and listen to the magic
4:39 Top Gear you should realy drive those cars 😂😂😂
Loool that brake check was one of the funniest things ive seen
"My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I have done 'an' book."
I thought he was going to say Ansummers for a second. 😂😂😂
"That's a pervert camera"😂😂
04:43 had me laughing so hard i was gasping for air ...
..... You're still gasping for air.
I'm still wondering.... I'm going for "her."
“Are you going to photograph animals in this country?” 😂😂
This video could never be long enough