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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ส.ค. 2013
- Jeremy attempts to build a car smaller than the Peel P50, naming his creation the P45.
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i like the grand tour
Bring back these 3
the reg is a ford transit
Why new top gear? Just keep the old one
0:35
Hammond: You're gonna test a car that you built?
Clarkson: 𝓨𝓮𝓼.
That's perfect. Also, 1:51 for a Top Tier "yes" 6:24
Mister Bean would have been a good test pilot
BRITISH YES
BRITISH YES
And despite jeremy built that he still crushed less time thaht hammond
it sounded like he burped as he was saying it
So it's a wheelchair with armor.
silver chariot's new requiem form
@WHATS YOURSOC You must be a fun guy at parties.
AmberMetalicScorpion NANI A JOJO REFERANCE
@@rtxkujo3455 of course, after all. This post was made by me, DIO
WHATS YOURSOC u are probably inbred
For anyone not aware a P45 is a form given to you by an employer when he fires you 😭 lol
ooh
James may has had a lot of p45 then
Yeah. With Clarkson fired, that cliche aged well.
@MrSupercar55 and the wider public "fired" Top Gear as a thing they watch lol
Wasn't a smart move was it?
Is that before the UB40 form?
7:11 that smile he gives while demonstrating the power of his creation deserves to be preserved in a museum
Ye
"My genius, it's almost frightening..."
It's basically a cross between a riding lawnmower and an Iron Man suit.
The Mark 1 Mower
IronMower 3000
Except it looks like a complete deathtrap💀💀💀
R2-d2?
John Morgan r/underratedcomments
When you crash in this car your bones don’t break, they shatter.
Jamaica we have a bobsled team.
@@jacksonjolley6187 yessir :)
@@jacksonjolley6187 I'm going to watch this movie now holy crap that really was a good movie
If I have a carcrash with that car, my bones are the last of my worries.
@@armonmosadegh5356 I remember watching that movie in class in 7th grade it was fucking great
Jeremy getting too scared driving the P-45 on the highway and taking up a coach’s wheelchair compartment just to get into town easier is the most Jeremy Clarkson move of all time, in every sense
1:09 Did he smack his face on the glass when he hit that bump lmao 🤣
Yes
Wasn't that edited out?
Finally, a car that you can wear.
😁Finally a dress that can transport you!!
😂
I want to wear it!
😂😂👏👏
Indeed
Women: Men with big cars are overcompensating
Jeremy:
@@michelleobama3013 Care to elaborate your reasoning for that insult?
Misha600 what do you care?
Santa Claus stop harassing me, Jesus christ
@@michelleobama3013 you got called out bro so answer the man
@@michelleobama3013 he clearly is just asking a question, stop being such an oversensitive little wimp just because you made a mistake online. Nobody really cares. You'd fade out of memory in like 50 seconds replaced by some generic animal video if you didn't act like a child. right now you are essentially shining a great big spotlight on yourself going "LOOK AT ME, I'M ANGRY AND SHAMEFUL ALSO DON'T PICK ON ME" 4/10 misguided and sad, lacks the gall of a troll & has the cohesiveness of an old lunatic yelling at clouds
3:55 "Discreetly, I squirted the difference into a bin"
All jokes aside I really do love this idea. Also I do think it's cool to fill up without even getting out of your car.
It tips very easily. A foldable ebike is more practical.
@@Cobalt985 Or a motorcycle. Even a little pocket rocket is less dumb than this thing :D
@@Tasarran yes, a motorcycle would be better. But one with a side car better still. Then all it needs is another steerable wheel in front of the side car.
@@hugegamer5988 For weather protection, let's add a roof! And if it's going to have a roof, you might as well add doors too!
The smart…
Imagine being stuck in traffic and being surpassed by this thing
Wouldn't even be mad. Just in total disbelief
clarksssooooonnnnn
xd
And then stuck behind it just outside of the village...
👁️👄👁️
If he'd painted it red, it would've been faster.
Arr youz anudda Ork den??? Evry Ork nooos red onezz go fastaa!!!!
He should also add flames
@@greypilgrim228 i was about to reply that lol
Qmd and a vtec sticker as well
no... it'll be 3 times faster
2:09 and then there’s the cars behind him. Such funny and brilliant editing 😂 love it
THIS is the closest we’ll ever get to knowing what it’s like to be an Autobot.
#RollOut 😎
That’s what I was thinking
in that case, the seventh transformers movie copied top gear, one of the autobots got dismantled by the villain, and the human character wore his corpse like armor
"I'm barely seeing any traffic at all"
Sir, you are the traffic
Oh look, you got the joke
That’s the joke
🤣🤣🤣
I love how the camera panders out and you see an INFINITE line of cars behind him
Any time he hits a pothole it jars his entire body so he can only go 15 mph 😂
Everyone: who do you think is the best transformer?
Me:
Seriously, this doesn't seem so far off to becoming Spike's Exo-Suit.
No joke someone in a discord server I’m in 3D printed a transformer of this
He’s tankor from beast wars
Clarkson.
Clarksontron
Clarkson: “Edit that out!”
Editor: *leaves it in*
It handles bumps very well.
“HAMMOND!”
Hammond: edit that out
Editors: PUT THAT IN PUT THAT IN
Today on Top Gear: Jeremy turns himself into a Dalek.
Now I want to see a Jeremy Clarkson getting himself stuck in a Dalek shell in Doctor Who...
Seems like the sort of thing he'd do by accident.
AAAH ITS THE THING WITH THE SINK PLUNGER ON ITS HEAD
@@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 No, that's you. lol
Hammond uses a bidet
And James cant find his tv license
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121
It'a very fashionable these days, or so I hear
imagine how awful a persons body would look after an accident in this
Oh god
What body?
You ruined my day
I mean for one you go so slowly that ‘crashing’ into a tree or similar obstacle would be the equivalent of falling off your bike and you’re so small it would be considered an achievement to be hit by an actual vehicle.
@@bobmalone3726 not sure were you get that impression from but okay
If bottle caps are making him loose control like that I can imagine what a deer can do.
"Im barely seeing any traffic now" as the traffic is behind him😂😂😂
3:34 "Damn I only have a 1.7 liter fuel tank" made me die of laughter
WHATS YOURSOC you are totally cooked
@WHATS YOURSOC what you smokin bro?
1.7? My car is only 1.5, let alone 1.7.
It says something about a country when there’s a minimum limit in what you can buy
In US you can say "yo put 3 cents on pump 5" or what have you. Fuckin minimum limit WTH is that jive
"it'll be completely unbiased as you shall see."
**30 seconds later**
"Edit that out"
Also 'having determined that my car was faultless on the track, I proceeded to the public road'
Good
xD
"just cut the cameras"
Jeremy Clarkson screaming about Citroen Picasso's while driving down a busy motorway in effectively a motorised wheelbarrow. Ahh, old top gear, I do miss you
7:09 the way he looks to me and then reverse gears with beeping 😂
Untapped meme potential
No!
Zavier Barker Top Gear/Grand Tour has way too many memes about it and I love that
2:13
Me
All my problems
Still untapped www
It currently has 19.7 thousand likes on Reddit.
I love how as he drove around, he always had a ton of traffic behind him
They're either watching the guy in awe or in terror.
The three idiots literally terrorize The Uk in every episode and it’s the best
Not as much as a Renault Twizy though let's be honest.
Yeah, it's like those people have places to go and things to do, but the jerk in the video is like "Nope, I'm making a youtube video and I have no respect for other people! Suck it, motorists!"
@@TheCreepyb4byyoutube? Whats your age bro? You know what cable television means? Lol
3:03 his face had me dying
2:08 alonso backing everyone up starting from p8 at monaco gp 2022
4:28 I love how even in his fear, he instinctively recognises makes and models
What top geer does to a mf
i mean everyone can recognise the citroen picasso, its the ugliest car on the road
Ahhh a VAN
@@Kalash74 I cant
@@Servantofthearts damn
I doubt that 90% of the things in this video are even legal
Shut up
Spoon Face they say it’s legal in the video
@SHARKMAN 9854 no u
@@thomas3793 I wonder if it's legal to drive a car on the sidewalk?
Wait, what's the other 10%?
4:51 “Ohhhhh a lot of poo shot out man!!”🤣🤣
He didn’t have to get out to fill his tank but he sure looked like he wanted too. 😂
3:30 If I was at the petrol station and saw a man in some sort of riding mower/spacesuit hybrid shove the pump nozzle into his crotch, I would look for a different pump.
Wtf is this broken English?
Imao
@@chgjake2230 Seems fine to me
@@chair1568 he edited it.
yes
"Its a quiet day! I see no traffic at all!"
*literal centipede of cars behind him*
wtf
That's the gag...
Well done kid
@@AverageAlien leave him alone. He's just your average Top Gear viewer.
@@smash461986 i still don't get it
I'd love to see these guys revisit the P45 but now fully electric on The Grand Tour.
2:40 When he says "Ladies and gentleman you are witnessing the birth of the future" and then the way it cuts to the car is killing me 😂
imagine this car after colliding with a 300 ton train
No thanks lol
That poor train would be destroyed
What car?
I said that because it’s smol so it would be disintegrated faster
Imagine driver of this car after colliding with train.
Jeremy, “Im going to be completely unbiased as you shall see.”
Also Jeremy, “I invented the greatest car in the world.”
But he did
So what's next? VW tests its new Golf!
In 2022, 3:45 hit different ⛽️
i hate gas
7:10-7:18 got me falling from mt everest all the way to the underworld like a meteor from laughing xD.
Love him or loathe him Jeremy is absolutely brilliant. Miss the old top gear.
I'm with hammond and may; Jezza is a crazy old crackpot
gregthesmarmy207. Crazy but brilliant. Jeremy is the glue.
foamontheturf. And never will be. I dont care who presents it.
foamonthesurf have you watched the grand tour on amazon
Don't hav Amazon unfortunately.
Imagine shopping, and then seeing Jeremy Clarkson backing out of an elevator in a P45 saying “beep beep”
I'd be like "what the fuck is this lunatic doing announcing beeps in some Frankenstein tiny bike-car thing."
Then I see it's Clarkson and shrug.
Just another day in London.
I would do something shocking, take a selfie with him
I'll say "nice mobility scooter there"
honestly i want to see Mr.Bean ride this.
Imagine the terrifying sight throwing a cigarette butt in a trash can… and it suddenly bursts into flames
Can't stop watching this re-run. ❤️
Looks like the blue stripes have just given the car another 50hp
peely gt45r
for a total of 25hp
"car"
@@iSpectreX you have replied to a 2 year old comment
*Achievement unlocked*
Brad Haines oh boy
Imagine someone throwing a cigarette in that trash can
Death
They didn't really pour that in. If I remember correctly it was a soda they actually poured in.
@@a.b.8080 soda?
@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 cola or ice tea, I forgot. It was a behind the scenes episode or interview. The scene where you can actually see liquid going in the bin, that's thankfully not actually gasoline.
God that'd be irresponsible. They occasionally do some stupid stuff, but not that stupid.
@@a.b.8080 It can be scary tho
The bravest thing Jeremy has ever done on this show.
2:11 "I barely see any traffic at all" Yes, I wonder where all the traffic will be
"Coach is good, coach is better then the train."
"Fewer diseases on a coach."
-Jeremy Clarkson
Corona
CDC advise if people must travel they go on coach because “coach is good, coach is better, fewer diseases”
train.
Fewer
Diseases
Comes with satellite system
*pulls out phone* XD
500 pounds satellite navigation - iPhone LOLOL
Police come and hand you a ticket.
AlexTheGamer 5ikr
@@TREX320 when shitty iphones were 500 quid not 1500 they are today
This episode was amazing 😁
Love these three
Best video I've seen in ages!!!
if you guys dont get the P45 joke, its mainly used in the UK and Ireland to indicate someone is getting fired
Should have built an even smaller one! The P-38 !!!
(now THAT is a can opener!)
I thought it was P45 as in the Ferrari
Fixit Mann Walther P38?
+Michael Benedict Why is it called "P45"?
MDDeGrande1994 it was called P45 because of the Peel P50 but this was supposed to be smaller so they called it the P45
Welcome to bottom gear, mates
T'night on Bottom Gear
Jeremy drives a silent electrical car
Hammond uses a fucking toilet
and James commits arson.
Today we will be reviewing one of the kin vehicles that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine goes up to idk 88mm per every time i find a proper job in today's economy
Tody on medium gear, what happens when taste exhoost foome
This afternoon on I’m sponsored gear
@@lilfrxd2825 k I'll have a whiff
Okay, jokes aside, if you made this full electric (with decent range), this would be a really good golf cart path friendly vehicle.
This is a vehicle designed for Elon Musk and literally no one else lmao
4:57 He's screaming so loudly they can hear him all windows up. 💀💀💀
After Star Wars, R2D2 had to be repurposed
The new Kenny Baker. Rest in peace
wipout1 yup
wipo
wipout1 lol
"Coach is better than a train. Fewer diseases on a coach."
ROFL this scene is such a classic.
Don't get it. Not english, so explain please.
Because sick people and healthy people get stuffed together on the train.
Thank you.
sick people should be forced to cover their mouths
do they make the sick people ride on the upper deck of the coach?
The look on Hammond’s face in the beginning says it all
*Ambulance passes by*
Jeremy: YESS HELP HEELP!!
Jeremy: I swear it's good
Jeremy when he hits a tiny bump: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For real every time
It's like a mobile knight, all it needs is a sword.
Lance*
NITROxWolf i
chariot.
This isn't a car... It's power armor.
its not a robot its power armor!!
Outstanding invention.....Jeremy....to say the least....
A car design like that needs it's own unique road way. The car is workable in it's right setting.
Some say that Clarkson’s screams can still be heard if you drive on the A3
and some say you hear occasional 'ow's on roads
R&D Gaming and “A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THERE”
Oh that's what that noise is 🤣
Can confirm.
All jokes aside, I actually think this is a very novel car. I genuinely think Jeremy could have convinced the people on dragon’s den to put this car into production had his speech to them been more persuasive.
I dunno about that one b0ss
U must have come from set 8 lad
@@MrImpossiblyStupid Hehe yeah. He's intentionally being silly, obviously, but the peel is obviously better in every way. Or just an e-bike with the right clothing. Maybe that's the Dragon's Den take-away: a suit of clothes that lets you bike or e-bike in any weather...
I would have so much fun pitching that
I agree..the small ultralight frame AHH IT DID IT AGIAN
Absolute LEGEND
I love the screams lmao and make sure to edit that out lol made my day
4:50 Yes, I too crap my pants when I see a semi pass by while driving the equivilant of a go kart on the freeway.
Go karts are faster
It is much scarier when there’s 2 semi truck each on your left and right
Jeremy eventually received a different type of P45...
Lol
I don't understand
its a form you get when your sacked from your employer}
They did do worse. They got Chris Evans. Fortunatly he's now gone.
katari91 the show still isn't any better
I love how they came out almost 10 years ago, and we are all just here like it just came out
That was wonderfully entertaining.
"the birth of the future"
Also him-
"OOOoOOoWww!!!!!!!"
HeLP MeeeeEE!!!!"
With my face already on the windshield.
7:26 - I love how he said "baby children" in the most Clarkson way possible.
Behbeh chew-drun
bay-bi Chul-jren
If they're Christians, they believe in the Bebeejeezis
when he got on the motorway instantly screaming funniest thing ever
" I barely see any traffic at all!" 😂😂😂 dude , there hundreds car behind u , u cause the traffic 😂😂😂
They should have given it to stig for a lap 😂
It would've been too fast!
@Alex Davies you wouldn't need a helmet thanks to the p45's excellent, umm... euro ncap safety rating...
Ahhhh... but I know what you are thinking, if he doesn't have a helmet on, his identity will be revealed. Thankfully, for just £275, you can fit privacy on the windscreen to make sure no one sees your identity at all :-)
@Alex Davies If Clarkson's head fits, what wouldn't?
Well they did give him an ambulance version of it to drive. It didn’t go so well.
(Lorry passes by)
“OHHHHHH, A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THEN!”
You’ve gotta love this man.
Thats just perfect! Is there a full e-variant?
"Edit that out!"
They left it in!
🤣
Normal Vehicle: *Exists within the visible range of this armored go-kart.*
Jeremy: *Confused screaming*
That car is perfect for the COVID-19 situation we are in right now.
Jeremy is a visionary.
Ambulatory 'sport' mask,indeed.
Sometimes he genius is almost frightening
This was filmed 7 years ago.
I gave you a like so you can have 666 likes.
1k like lol
the Peel P50 was just sitting in the background knowing he is the real smallest car
This is my dream chair car rather than a normal car
2:30 He gets back in lane like he's driving in GTA
Top Gear is just IRL GTA
“I promise its a *REAL* car!”
Tesla’s initial slogan
Best cars at the moment
The difference between Jeremy and Tesla is that Jeremy is just as chaotic as Elon, but he has no sense of the word “too far”
Jeremy is like a petrol car version of Elon
@@jacobprittie2010 have you seen how bad the body panels fit?
@@jacobprittie2010 funny joke
The random screams are great 😂
4:48 ah lorry lorry lorry lorry lorry lorry
Now this is comedy gold
"You are now witnessing birth of the future"
More like "birth defect of the future"
+Frank Kelver lolololol
lol
+Frank Kelver that without doubt is you
Frank Kelver HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROASTED
Who else wants to see a drag race between this and the p50. Top Gear: The slowest drag race EVER
Yes
I feel like the armored wheel chair will win HAHA
this vs reliant robin but to make it equal, there are slight turns after small downhills
Slowest drag race in the world*
Matt from carwow should do it 🤣
4:24 - 4:54 is the funniest 30 seconds in TV history.
This is brilliant.
In Finland, some guys drove a 50cc car inside a mall. When someone called the police, they just said that the rules of the mall didn't say that you couldn't drive a car in there. And they were right. If I remember correctly, they didn't get any tickets or anything like that.
But remember, England
He was probably asked to leave though
When that guy in DOJ that roleplays as a cop starts to role-play as a criminal:
Sounds like something that would happen in Finland. LOL
They were only suspected of minor traffic violations, probably worth it
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"Barely seeing any traffic at all"
2:11
Lol
He is the traffic lol
Because all the traffic is behind him.
Thats the joke
😂😂😂
“I discretely squirted the difference into a bin.”
Moments later, some chap flicks a cigarette into the bin.