Metalhead Life Hacks
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this is basically chris destroying merch for 6 minutes
Harley Harley i liked the video honestly but it was kinda sad seeing chris thrashing merch like that
Nego ney, voce é um delirio coletivo
AIOROS ala o metaleiro
@Harley Harley I think it was funny even tho my eyes watered
@@polishcowm7366 hsuahsushs
The Iron Maiden vinyl part hurt me but i know they're trolling
That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch
The maiden album (at least the original) has eddie printed on the label.
Same
*They're
@@evanmiller2495 sorry im greek
I would be furious if someone did that to one of my maiden records
Especially when its an original copy like that one
Yeah same
I dont own any records, just cds I remember accidentally dropping my phone on my holy diver cd. I panicked so much coz i thought I destroyed it, only to find out I actually just caused a small scratch on the cd case. The cd was fine the case not much.
Yeh, but number of the beast is fucking shit so it doesn't matter anyways
Yeah same
Life hacks for metalheads.
Iron everything.
Iron t-shirts...
Iron patches...
...
Iron Maiden...
Need I say more?
Grass on balcony
Im gonna iron Iron Maiden, hopefully bruce doesn't catch on fire tho
Fuck ironed patches
More like, how metalheads destroy their own priced possessions.
Priced
Priced
Priced
priced
Priced
Man, quarantine is really getting into Chris' head this time
Crazy bastard xD
Crazy bastard xD
“This time”
Its humorous, but its unfortunate that that merch had to suffer.
Indeed
I felt personally attacked when he was “cleaning” the Iron Maiden vinyl
I'll never be the same after seeing Chris do that to the slayer cd
@Harley Harley I felt physical pain watching that lol.
It's a reissue, the original didn't look like that cd inside
@Danny Dircio hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha,.....
@Danny Dircio I have never heard someone be so wrong!
@Danny Dircio i don't think they suck, but i do respect your opinion!
The "How to give a bunch of metalheads anxiety" video.
I still laughed, it's all good.
It succeeded with me
Watching Jared dines is like drinking bong water
Yes
Nah bong water is better
Don’t insult bong water like that
The vinyl and cd hack physically hurt me
Same
When he started abusing the iron maiden vinyl and the slayer cd, I cried
Same😥
Rip
Y same
The moment he broke the iron maiden vinyl I really felt like a part of my chest broke
"just crank it up to 666 and see what happens" *starts singing*
A more appropriate title might be: How to get the fire department called by the neighbors.
When he snapped one of the finest albums of all time, it really hurt.
That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch
This was painful to watch
😐😐
It is, hurt me soooo much 😨
Shirts on fire, ironing table is on fire, shirt says "Children of Tool"... Perfect!
I dont trust anyone who just "irons on" patches
Why? It is perfect. An then you sew em on
@@mrvinyl-mrchili9583 I think he means people who iron them and don't sew them.
@@AnUtterSimpleton i know 😜
*whistles innocently*
f1srt!
no
Yes
damn it
@@jhofffilms Exodus?
Nooooooooo not the hell awaits album
I near hung myself when he broke that Iron Maiden original press.
You sure
@@cursedcliff7562maybe
This hurts...
Killed every last of my brain cells 😨
Throw back to when Karpizzle destroyed a King Diamond CD with an axe
The Number Of The Beast Part Hurt My Brain 😔
Same
1:20 ahw c'mon man you don't do that to an iron maiden vinyl
Oh the vinyl lifehack made me "live" a little inside
I could smell the fire through my screen
"Happy birthday to me"
I WANT A SLEEPOVER WITH THIS GUY😭🖤
*tries to blow fire* “uh uh happy birthday to me”
How can Chris be so serious in videos that are like this.....true talent.
Quarantine's definitely messing with our heads. . .
I have been waiting longer for a new video than for a new SOAD album
soad sucks
Once again, the greatest metal related channel on TH-cam did not fail us.
Thanks for your efforts
It's just painful to watch
Very painful to watch 😬
Earliest i've ever been, 42 seconds ago, love you guys! Me and my friend were featured in one of your videos. Thanks for everything!
Anyone seen the movie Animal House? Remember Bluto's reaction when all those liquor bottles were broken? That was my reaction to Chris breaking that Maiden vinyl.
Should've named the video "Crazy metelhead destroys beautiful merch"
Be careful using these kind of metal horns... Gene Simmons will sue you.
God i hope he doesn't find me
Ah yes WODOS towel
So much chaos in one video, awesome man
I love how much Chris broke music stuff and how much pain it caused 😆
Kinda made me excited watching you defile that Bodom Tshirt. You are doing God's work
The camera keeps getting better and julians hands keep getting shakier
the camera keeps getting heavier and my arms keep getting weaker
Jhofffilms right on
Love the videos man!
Oh my God, watching you "wash" your Number of the Beast vinyl literally caused me physical pain...excuse me while I wash the blood from my eyes. XD
loved the video Chris
finally a new jhofffilms video
I had to keep pausing this to ugly laugh like every 30 seconds
This is my favourite video so far
Joined the patreon. You guys are truly a great channel. FUCKINNNNN SLAYERRRRR
Wood glue on vinyl. Smear it over and when it dries gently pull off. It really works.
Ah yes today i learned how to clean my
I love how he nervously sing before he burns himself
As a fashion designer myself seeing that iron burn through clothes is highly brutal. 🤘 Nice touch with the tool patch.
Finally a new Jhoff video 😂
Folks this gentleman has upped his reputation from a garden snake to a cobra.
this video is just pure pain
I love u chris n all the jhof ppl
You helped me in being a better metalhead
Chris Johff you are absoulute legends.
almost every single point you made it the video made me actually flinch... so good work(?).
Man I just love it how we keeps subtly shitting on Children of Bodom throughout the whole video 😂😂
I’m really happy to see some recognition for Woods Of Ypres! There a great band, and they are so underrated!
I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from watching the vinyl part
Until now, I hadn't notice I was doing my metalhead life hacks wrong. Thank you, Thin Jhoff. RIP YMMEL. 🤟🏼
10/10 video, will watch again
I just died and went to hell watching you clean that Vinyl, funny shit!
Wow cool see you next year for another upload
I legit screamed when he snapped the Iron Maiden vinyl.
thanks Chris
Anyone else felt physical pain when he destroyed that vinyl
I felt fine
Fuckin love your stuff man no shit you’ve helped me through a lot
Those devil horns hurt me. I feel attacked.
If 2020 was a shirt, it would be that Children Of Bodom shirt.
LMFAO
@@ThrashedTV HOLY CRAP YOU RESPONDED HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU CHRIS NO HOMO
@@ThrashedTV Thank you dude... You made my day, thank you so so much!!
@@zaingauci2054 I love you too buddy!
Being here within the first like minute feels special
Lmao I’ve done the cd poster thing once and I still regret it to this day
the only life hack video i'll watch
I always have trouble getting the peel off my CD's! Thanks man!
Great video keep it up guys 🤘👍
1:25
That's also the best way to clean your laptop, i.e. scrubbing. Just take out the motherboard and clean it up. Nice squeaky clean:)
Am I the only one who got shattered when they saw the Children of Bodom shirt getting burned?
Not that anyone irons their band shirts but it physically bothered me that he didn't turn them inside out to avoid melting the print
Finally someone mentions it, thanks
Thanks for the lifehacks man🤣
Stay safe! FUCKING SLAYER🤘🏾
Press F for all my vinyl lovers
i love how in the second time he burns the shirt, you can see the lighter in his hand. thats fucking funny.
The slayer and hammer HURT!!!
Still gold guys!! Thanks for vid guys🤘🤘🤘
The devil horns one hurt the most
Very unexpected but really happy to get this video
i had a fucking aneurysm when Chris snapped that Maiden vinyl
This video physically hurts
My soul hurt as soon as I saw the vinyl and running water
This video hurt my soul
Every second hurts
Lets gooooo. New video
No Iron Maiden records were harmed during the filming of this video.
What did that T-shirt do to you
This video is making me go slowly insane
''happy birthday to me'' you kill me 🤣😭
How to do stuff in a metalhead way. I'm a metalhead. I've been a metalhead for over a decade, and I'm mostly into Technical death metal and dsbm, Progressive metal and some Thrash metal. Everytime I headbang I keep thinking of Jhofffilms running down a street in public screaming Slayer!!!!!!
Edit: Why did you burn the Children of bodom shirt. You could've gave it to me!
That Maiden part really hurt