More Metalhead Problems
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- We still get dirty looks at the mall.
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Please put in "girlfriend thinks I'm too hot to be a Metalhead"
By the way I dumped her the day after she said that
What about some custom brewskis and some snap backs so i can do the metal head "oh fuck I'm late for the show" run
Also, I the one with dog is me, but with my kitty
This doesn't help my problem of having 80-90 shirts and only 1 pants...
"You have like 1000 shirts"
"But only 1 pair of jeans"
Most relatable shit I've ever seen😂😂
Same.
Same
Jokes on you, I have 2 pair of jeans😂
Mother_Of_ Emo_Bands Always be prepared
Turtle Neck Jeans are so fucking expensive I rather have 2 band shirts than 1 pair of jeans.
Chris runs alot
martin pazdera he doesnt run out of beer though
Cardio is important when you go into the pit
don't you mean CAN'T RUN
He runs to the hills
@@aylinmaiden4258 runs for his life
Why is he always running? lol
Japek34 only real thrash metalheads run instead walking
I guess you could say it's a "running gag"
Comedic effect and fuck walking
Its called a "running gag"
He is in an eternal mosh pit
Thrash dog is adorable, he can drink my beer
Metalhead girls r hard to find
@@enigmaticbeing7703 yep
Enigmatic being I’m like the only metalhead female in the eighth grade, smh...
If i ever get a thrash dog, im gonna name him/her fucking Iron Maiden
@@lunahetfield that's awesome 🤘🤘
“It’s a Thrash dog” “don’t drink my beer” that part got me 😂
i liked how when he threw the patch out of the window a car horn went off as if it almost caused an accident lol
Yeah thats cuz its a metal patch
3:34 I swear that’s every Brazilian fan
Rip Dime don't blame them, they're just proud of their bands
Clarence Alfonso like Sepultura or umm... Sepultura?
BlackWing Gaming sarcófago , vulcano , Angra
hail from brasil!!1!1 pls cum!!1!1!
BlackWing Gaming Sarcófago, hatefullmurder, Torture Squad, Violator, Project46, Nervosa, Prophecy...
"You're too nice to be a metalhead"
3 in a short span of time, where is the real jhoffilms
Percival Melanson At the new Ghost Tour.
Ploughing your loved ones and drinking your beer.
Fucking language PuresG1ft
How to be a metal(beginners):
1)Long hair
2)Drink to much alcohol
3)wear a metal jacket/shirt
4)yell SLAYEEER every single day😋🤘🔥🔥🔥
there's no such thing as to much alcohol, it's always just enough :D
Also swear a shit ton
You forgot . Improperly use the word too
ummm im going to skip the alcohol part
the only thing i have achieved so far is the long hair
shit, i can't do any of those, what can i do?
Make "a metal heads guide to beer"
Stuuubbs 77 I just buy the cheapest one because I'm poor af. I don't think I'm the only one. You don't need a guide to buy beer
Andrei Cocor I'm 15
BlackWing Gaming I'm 17, I can't buy beer too, but I have some 18 years old friends, sometimes I ask them to buy me a few beers. But usually I just drink my dad's beer Lol
You ain't poor till you drink a md or a oe
Andrei Cocor just for comedy purposes trust my i know what beers i like haha
Haha! Love the Disturbed gag! Big Disturbed fan, but that was pretty funny.
I don't get the gag
He stepped in a pile of shit, and the Disturbed CD was supposed to be a visual representation of the shit he stepped in. It's funny because he's poking fun of all the metal stereotypes and one is that all metalheads with any salt or clout REALLY hate bands like Disturbed that aren't "real metal" or were even metal in the first place.
I love Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, and Slipknot, but I also love just as much Mayhem, Rotting Christ, Deicide, Megadeth, and other bands that inarguably fit under the metal umbrella.
At first I disliked beacuse of that, I think"disturbed is a nice group for me you can't do that-even the video is perfect lol"
Ok then, I give no dislike or no like...but im goin to downlod it hehe
Princess Olmeca Any metalheads who use the word "clout" or think they have "clout" should be crowdkilled by someone wearing leather gloves with spikes and spiked gauntlets.
Guess I fit into that list of victims because I used the word?
When one of favorite bands stop touring because there all in their late 60s-early 70s. R.I.P. Black Sabbath 😣🤘
As a Metalhead - I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Metalhead: wait is that my vest?
Cute girl: yea but I’m like wearing it.
Metalhead: (snaps) denim give it
Thrash before hoes. That doesn't rhyme but I don't got time to give a fuck about that :)
@@thrasherdave1428 trash before smash
4:48 hit me right in the heart. 😩
You get a like for Ash Vs Evil Dead
Dank Sidious RIP
Too bad, the third season looked like it would be great
They started out good, then not so much.
O N E P A I R O F J E A N S
Ikr
Omg, already new video!!!
I love how he runs at the end of every clip 😂😂
tfw we didn't wait a year for a new video
I love how he always runs away at the end of every clip😂😂. well, not every single one but...
RIP KarSkittles 1990?-2018
Rip 80s Thrash. You might be missed.
rip karskipples, best grunge-metal-ska-pop vocalist next to morrissey from the cure, the original viking metal band
In the arms of the angles
80's thrash is still kinda around ... well some of those bands are... on my battle vest (whatever you call it) all the bands on there are 80's and still going!!... well slayer... um..
cyber tune Metallica is still around
buddy your parents are sold already on ebay, the highest bid was 6.66
finding jeans that are comfortable enough and look well is so difficult 😂😂
Still here after 2 years and I still have to pause the video to fucking die of laughter at him stepping in "shit" at 1:44.
0:34 me, when I told my friends that the meet and greet tickets for the Hollywood Vampires only cost 1500 €
The Five Year Wait Is Finally Over!!!!!!!!
United By HEAVY METAL it was all part of THE FIVE YEAR PLAN dude.
“Denim, let’s go” *snap* *snap*.
Gotta love the Trailer Park Boys reference
It really got me when he threw the patch out of the window.. "Thanks.. I guess" 😂😂
These metal “skits” are the best. Hope you do more of these.
The first one was the most relateable by far for me, I have just 1 pair of jeans. In the winter I have to wear shorts for at least a day every time I wash them, but I often wear a band shirt every day
Only time a metalhead runs is when they are let in at the concert and needs that front row.
Loud + run away = comedy
4:14 that girl literally has an assassins creed logo on that vest FUUUUCCKKKKKKIINNNGG AAMMMAAZZIINNG
Stepping in shit -> proceeds to step on Disturbed 😂
Having no metalhead friends to talk about metal with.. 😭😢
thats the saddest part :C
Anyone else get an ad of a dope music video of a band I never heard of but am definitely listening to more of ?
i thought you were gonna say ‘oh good i stepped in shit.. it’s people..’
I love it how most of them end with you running away
Chris = Always running but never runs out of beer
I was going to comment on the "bands you like don't come to your city" bit but then i remembered Nervosa WAS in my city.
something tells me this dude loves SLAYER!!!
The FUCKING SLAYER chant, we'd use this as a war cry in the campsite of Knotfest, and other people would shout it like a long echo. Slayer wasn't even playing that year.
Different girl? Damn Chris is a playa
Got drunk and almost fell out the car window yelling fUCKIN SLAYERR out the window until my friend had to pull me back in. Now that's a metal head problem
Saw venom slayer and exodus at the hollwood palladium 19 april 1985.
Some asshole pulled a knife on me....a really small knife .....but still.
\m/
Good times
Its was ....fkn brutal...WAY before people wore the word out!!!
I love Chris
thegothamcityqueen I love you too
and what about karpizzle??/ have you forgotten the thrash lord???? hails from iraz
2:20. "So then you buy the wrong size." SO FUCKING TRUE!! My mom & I went to a Sabaton concert in Vancouver and though we arrived two hours early, we went for beer and a nice chat and lost track of time (because, unlike most stereotyped parent/child relationships, I don't love my mom because I'm obligated too; I actually really like her as a person) and when we went to the venue, the line for the doors was a few blocks. My mom came back from the merch stand and the only size they had left was XL. That thing is like a fucking moo-moo on me, but I love it! It won't shrink in the wash for 10 years at least! Thank you Mom!
love the mention of Woods of Ypres.....gone to early, RIP David Gold
Going to listen to some Disturbed straight away to purify my soul.
Lmao! Can't believe you mentioned Woods of Ypres. I said the same thing when I discovered them.
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEEEER DUDEEEE
SLAYYYEERRRGGHHH!!! -- /w\SlayeriZer/w\
Death Death Death your profile pick
Slayer kurwa
If you don't like dogs then I'll have to perform a frantic disembowelment
Lol at the sold out in a minute. That was me with Vio-lence tickets.
when you get weird looks cuz youre the only one that is metal in your city
as a metalhead, I don't see the issue with hot topic. for some it's more affordable than buying them at shows considering I don't have money for shows let alone merch afterwards. if hot topic has metal band merch don't critasize the people who buy from there, criticize the band, they allowed it to be put in hot topic 😂
I used the same jeans for nearly 20 years.
...
I feel his pain.
I’m the metal head who loves dogs I literally have 4 dogs
Thats exactly how it went down when i asked a friend where they got that cool shirt and he said hot topic
I would gladly take over that study date
*drinks empty can of beer and runs* ...
The Brazil part was amazing!!!
the Woods of Ypres part hit too close to home
Buy Jhoff a wheelchair.
The one with the short and jeans in the beginning has always been me
I’m not even a metal head,I just like these videos,
why do people hate disturbed so much? ffs
HazyMan Because they suck? Oh and I personally associate them with neo nazi skin heads.
if they suck or not should be an opinion. im not a huge fan of them but i remember listening to some songs of theirs before i started listening to metal
well now i understand, i just wouldn't call them bad. atleast not a few songs of theirs....
Solution to everything:just run
2:01 I think I'm gonna throw up
"fucking what day is it..."
I love how he just runs out of every situation xd
omg thank god im not the only one with like 100 band tees and a pair of jeans. I was afraid I was the only one with that problem
The biggest problem was the "people keep assuming this is my boyfriend's vest." I know here it was depicted as being the "true case," but all my metalhead female friends always tell stories about how someone assumes they're "less metal" than everybody else because they're female.
Also, GREAT VIDEO!!!
Thank you for pointing that out 😁
Run run run.... Run to the hill, run for your life...
"running out of beer"
I thought he will literally run away from an empty beer can lol
I knew he was gonna do Woods of ypres as soon as he mentioned singer dying
Dude... You earned my like for that "Stepping in shit" section. Thank you so much as I will show my brother this because he lived for them and I was like dude. Listen to trivium just once and I promise you will be hooked. Like Into the mouth of hell we march/insurrection trivium by the way
You got to get a reversible denim jacket so you can put patches on the inside and the outside and just flip it around every once in a while
That thing about the pants couldn’t be more true
2:47 my life exactly
That person who pings everyone on Discord
3:36
What’s wrong with Hot Topic is it cause it’s emo🤣
Metal Head yes
patrick piwko oof well that’s the only local place that has band shirts for me😑😑😑
@@orangutantitties5208 go to shows
DEVILS OF BRITAIN I wish I could but I can’t cause I have no one to take me cause my parents are always working and it’s too expensive and none of my friends are metalheads
@@orangutantitties5208 My problem pretty much. I've been to like 4 in the span of 5 years. Nightwish, Symphony X/Overkill, Nightwish (Solo) and Evanescence/Lindsey Stirling in that order. Only one of them isn't metal but Evanescence is a childhood band of mine, and my mom loves them and my sister likes Lindsey. My dad missed it and my brother was along for the ride.
You made us disturbed ones mad
Running away still gets me every time
Loving dogs is metal
Us metal heads just love to run everywhere
The Hot Topic in Columbus, Ohio actually has some really good metal shirts. Some even underground.
4:45 Karpizzle comfirmed! YESSS
Edit: Karpizzle unconfirmed... nooooooo (check replies)
It's like you've never heard his voice before
Jhofffilms oh shit. Didn't expect you to be sassy my dude. Sorry man. Love your channel.
I love the way he stepped on the CD and called it shit.Its true,disturbed is total dogshit
Stepping in shit is 100% accurate
Did you really have to show a close-up of that crap he stepped in? I feel sick now.
Me too. Fuck Disturbed :)
You guys are bunch of nobodies ,if you can't sing better ,you are not the one to judge,fucking randoms
I have to admit it.... all my band shirts are from hot topic. It's just that no concerts have been near me
5:39 fkng true
Esto me trae recuerdos de cuando nunca me quedaba sin vodka, siempre tenia una petaca guardada para la previa del recital/bar * - * such a nice memory
dogs are God's true perfect creation
I get dirty looks anywhere I go.
Love the disturbed diss. Also I love disturbed
Metal head problems: getting dog fur in black shirts
I like it when he runs.
That's one metal dog. Does he breathe fire?