Ty Manning i know. Ironically I remember reading comments on a Death Angel video that they were posers for diluting their sound. For every thrash purist there's a more hardcore purist in the wings
"I don't even know why he calls himself Thrasher Chris, all I know is that second name is Wazowski or some stupid shit like that"... Funny reference to Monsters Inc 😂
The “Listen here you Me Hoy Minoy motherfucker”, THERE’S NO KARATE IN THE PIT!”, “I do not want your fuckin nuts!” and “Go Join Slipknot” Part still kills me to this day! 🤣
Make "how to be a progressive metal elitist" series, it would be funny too. You know, they are like "Slayer is fucking shit, 00000, progressive is so complex, maths" and those stuff.
I have a theory on how Karp changed personality to be more like primz. After primz died, knowing that it could have been his own fault, karpizzle fell into a deep state of depression. Now in order to connect with his dead roommate he feels he should take on the personality of Primz as he feels obligated to let Primz "continue living" in a sense.
Wish there were guys like you here in Ny, unfortunately there isn't any forum of a metal scene/community where I live. It's very sad, and being a girl in the scene here is very out of the box, I live in a hippie town, all about The greatful dead and The beatles......haha Yeah, the looks I get when I wear a Kreator shirt are pretty funny.
Ariel Foxx You're not alone. I live in Louisianna, I would love to be your friend and I love Metal. If you ever want to talk, I would be more than happy to. My name is Jimmy by the way.
You bitches I live in fucking Ecuador (Catholic fuck till death nation in South America). Most if not all metal bands are banned here and, Im not shitting, some catholic classmate fucks wanted to exorcice me due to my sweet taste in music. The real challenge is down here
My favorite part of this video is at 3:17. Karp roasting Chris, but his body language says "I'm expecting you to hit me." It's funnier knowing that Chris actually did slap him in a botched take (watch the bloopers haha). And the line "look at this phone from f***ing 2003" lives in my head rent free.
Chris fucking rules! "He doesn't even have a Pleasure to Kill He needs to listen to some Toxic Holocaust" and "long walks through the pit, double bass pedal's, fucking slayer, fucking exodus!" Sounds so much like some shit I would say
I'm a metal elitest, which is why I choose to live alone because there's only so many times a flatmate can watch Pick of Destiny without throwing the DVD case in my face in a rage when I'm singing Beezleboss at 2am.
"I don't wanna listen to Kreator's fourth album backwards for the fourth time in a row."
I do. Give me Chris
third*
Terrible certainty is a great album.
Extreme Aggressions is better
@@tysonevarard968 I think they're both great
@Nigel
Kreator is a really good band.
Just imo Extreme Aggressions is better.
Ah, It's nice to see Death Metal bring people together.
Time traveler Yeah 😂 Totally Unexpected Turn
Thrash metal is better
Yess! that made my day haha
@@gurragamer3859 I agree, however the *ONLY* exception is DEATH.
No it is black mtel
"he has this wii game because it says "Overkill" on it" hahahahaha
Random Metalhead I fucked died
It got me
You have 666 likes. Thats thrashy
Shark Hardware METAL AS FUCK
LOL
7:56 only real Thrashers can run faster than cars
Well I'm screwed. I'm probably gonna be one of the slower people in the track team.
Well I'm screwed. I'm probably gonna be one of the slower people in the track team.
Clemie Cat oh yeah, I recognize your name.
Soulr yes I have beat a Lamborghini in a foot race before
Does any of you guys know the name of the song playing in background?
karpizzle looks like he finally hit puberty
they grow up so fast
My first Jhoff video was "How to be a thrash metal vocalist" and I thought Karp was like 17
Holy shit sksl snqbw s
its all that creme cheese it enhances his growth
a french fry he was when he made that video
THRASHER CHRIS IS LEGEND
Antti Villanen fuck yeah
Yeah ,he sure is
"THERES NO KARATE IN THE PIT, THERES NO KARATE IN THE PIT!"
HAHAHAHA
I fucking love Chris.
+Öykü Özer FUCKING SLAYER!
+Sam Rattlehead *Thrasher Chris
Gtfo, there's no karate in the pit
He reminds me of me attitude wise
hey vick
When a metal elitist meets a real metalhead
Hell yeah!
Cope poser
@@abeerabalbeera A metal elitist and A gate keeper is the same thing wym
@@abeerabalbeera what's the difference?
@@abeerabalbeera got ya!
"Only Paul Baloff era" *Does the toxic waltz*
Yeah that's funny. Zetro is great too though
But he's explained karp had to kick his friend in the head and have a fucking ball
I like this new guy. Where's the "how to be pornogrind vocalist". we have been waiting for 3 years now. Funny video though.
Not Jesus OmeagLul
5 years of waiting. [*]
I do agree, no karate in the pit
Neo Wasp Fuck yeah dude! Number one rule, There's no karate in the pit.
There's no Karate in the pit, there's Taekwon-Do.
I want a re-done version of How To Be A Thrash Metal Vocalist with Chris.
That should've happened before right
Nice profile picture
Hey, I like the profile pic....looks familiar...
YES!
Coke The Ayy Lmao nice profile pic
"Here's a wii game he bought because it says overkill" 😂😂😂😂 same !
Better reality show than the Kardashians
as Gary Holt said kill the Kardashians 🤘🤘🎸
Frolicking Through The Park. Death Angel reference, love it.
"The kid doesn't know how to thrash, he doesn't have the Pleasure to Kill!"
Ty Manning i know. Ironically I remember reading comments on a Death Angel video that they were posers for diluting their sound. For every thrash purist there's a more hardcore purist in the wings
That dudes hair is badass haha
hi Dime
Your profile pic is the deffinition of "badass"
+Svil Buscus of course, nothing more badass than dime
Tom Araya's son
MustObeyTheRules fuck with hair like that you almost gotta be a metalhead
In his quest to get rid of Primz, Karpizzle has BECOME Primz.
Yes!! When primz died he possessed karpizzle!!!! Lol its ok Chris will set his bitch ass straight!!! Yeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! Thrash now work later!!!!
R.I.P Primz
Joe T O O L
I like Chris's battle jacket
This needs to be a full length movie. this is the funniest.
"thrasher chris, actually...fuckin bitch"
that killed me :'D
"Go join slipknot or something" had me fucking dying
"I don't even know why he calls himself Thrasher Chris, all I know is that second name is Wazowski or some stupid shit like that"...
Funny reference to Monsters Inc 😂
Chris: ''You can live off of almonds and beer. It's for your health. It's good for you.''
Karpizzle: ''I do not want to. You're fucking nuts.''
I´ve got to admit it, I act like chris to everybody in my class lol
Felipe Martinez same
You are one hundred percent man? Good. I'd love to have your luck.
2 years ago:
Primz: We need food!
Karpizzle: We need CDs!
2 years later:
Chris Thrasher: We need CDs!
Karpizzle: We need food!
"Long walks through the pit" that statement and your delivery of the statement was so spot on, I busted my lungs laughing.
"My name is Chris, I enjoy frolicking through the park"
Flawless
Long walks through the pit
Zane Smith Fucking Slayer. Fucking Exodus.
Double bass pedals
The “Listen here you Me Hoy Minoy motherfucker”, THERE’S NO KARATE IN THE PIT!”, “I do not want your fuckin nuts!” and “Go Join Slipknot” Part still kills me to this day! 🤣
Make "how to be a progressive metal elitist" series, it would be funny too. You know, they are like "Slayer is fucking shit, 00000, progressive is so complex, maths" and those stuff.
+Öykü Özer Pekâlâ kandaşım.
+Ahmet Emin Erdoğan Hassiktir, yurdum insanı
Slayer is garbage
+Blake Warrens periphery is boring
beyler how to be an pornogrind vocalist yapsın bence
No karate in the pit! There's no karate in the pit! I love that part.
I have a theory on how Karp changed personality to be more like primz. After primz died, knowing that it could have been his own fault, karpizzle fell into a deep state of depression. Now in order to connect with his dead roommate he feels he should take on the personality of Primz as he feels obligated to let Primz "continue living" in a sense.
dude that's so deep
hahahaha i'm karpizzle and this made me laugh my ass off.
LetsBeAfraid Holy shit, I thought you were sent to a "poser disposer" reeducation camp
RIp Kurt Copenhagen
This is so Canadian and as a fellow resident of the GTA I have mad respect for this.
I love both thrash and prog
What about progressive thrash?
Same I feel so alone
+Poison Joe slayer in 13/16
same
Now combine the two. You get bands like Voivod and Vektor.
Wish there were guys like you here in Ny, unfortunately there isn't any forum of a metal scene/community where I live. It's very sad, and being a girl in the scene here is very out of the box, I live in a hippie town, all about The greatful dead and The beatles......haha Yeah, the looks I get when I wear a Kreator shirt are pretty funny.
Ariel Foxx You're not alone. I live in Louisianna, I would love to be your friend and I love Metal. If you ever want to talk, I would be more than happy to. My name is Jimmy by the way.
You bitches I live in fucking Ecuador (Catholic fuck till death nation in South America). Most if not all metal bands are banned here and, Im not shitting, some catholic classmate fucks wanted to exorcice me due to my sweet taste in music. The real challenge is down here
Where I live in NJ there is 0 metal scene and it sucks im the only metal head around me
When i lived in saint louis there was a handful of metal hangouts but for bigger shows you had to go to pop’s concert venue in illinois.
Or Verizon wireless amphitheater. That place is great.
"Go join Slipknot"......... THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
Chris thrasher is my fav on this channel \m/
These people must never part. I want these videos to continue until I'm dead.
"He doesn't know how to break the seal; he's a fucking virgin!" That made me actually lol.
"When someone mentions your favorite Metal genre" Wait why haven't we talked about this before?
+Geeky Metalhead 11:15-11:41
"This is a Wii game he bought because it has Overkill on it."
Not a Homosexual big head bus
I laughed my ass off at that part
There's no karate in the pit!!!
"Like congratulations you drank some beer " best fucking quote ever
My favorite metal band is fall out boy
POSER
+Haloman826 *posevr
So basic. 5sos is trve
i think my real favorite i 5 seconds at the disco
rip kurt cobain
chris is just a Trailer Park Boys and Steve Brule references human. 10/10
I love how it's Karpizzle who gets thrown out of the car this time.
the tale of two elitist, love it
My right ear loved this. For reals tho, the audio is panned to the right.
Gabriel Mayer probably a Slayer reference they were going for
No it isn't???
HEY DUDE PLEASE UPLOAD "How to be a Depressive suicidal Black metal vocalist"
Thanks :')
Yeah, I hace 3 favorites, min kniv, Nostalgie and sterbend
Lightning The Wolf dude I have like 5 years listening DSBM so I maybe Hear all existing bands hahaha...
My favorite part of this video is at 3:17. Karp roasting Chris, but his body language says "I'm expecting you to hit me." It's funnier knowing that Chris actually did slap him in a botched take (watch the bloopers haha). And the line "look at this phone from f***ing 2003" lives in my head rent free.
I want to go listen to some FUCKING SLAYER with Chris :D whos with me?
Please do a Deathmetal elitist vs deathcore elitist (and throw in a Summer Slaughter 2016 joke lol) be fucking hysterical to see.
Chris forgot the most important pre-caution if you hit the floor you can always crawl
Chris fucking rules! "He doesn't even have a Pleasure to Kill He needs to listen to some Toxic Holocaust" and "long walks through the pit, double bass pedal's, fucking slayer, fucking exodus!" Sounds so much like some shit I would say
Death metal bringing people together to Evicerate entrails such a glorious sight to see
I'm a metal elitest, which is why I choose to live alone because there's only so many times a flatmate can watch Pick of Destiny without throwing the DVD case in my face in a rage when I'm singing Beezleboss at 2am.
I would live with you and sing Beezlebozz at 2am
12 minutes, all seconds were entertaining
Chris is by far the funniest
*chris thrasher
“You don’t use plates for listening you put them on your ears”
-Chris Thrasher
The fact that he said we don't need food, just beer and more CDs is so fuckin thrash I love it.
I feel like an introverted Chris
YEAH! PART TWO!!!
+Jonathan Spunkmyer YEAH! FAITH NO MORE!!!
+Jonathan Spunkmyer YEAH! DEF LEPPARD!
YEAH! SLAYER
YEAH! SSSSLLLLLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Criss is one of the best drummers I've seen in a long time
Can you guys make a series on netflix or something?? Call it "living with metal elitists?" This is gold!
Chris is actual metal \m/
“This Wii game cause it says overkill on it” fucking couldn’t stop laughing
“4/4’s not good enough; you need to have a different time signature”
*pans to his Dream Theater shirt*
I can't explain how much I love Chris lolz xD
Only Paul baloff era killed me
“What the fuck are you doing with my cd you Abercrombie and Fitch wearing fuck?” Probably the funniest thing I’ve heard today
I would totally live with Chris, just listening to Thrash all day, fuck yeah
And drinking beers
That entire drum scene killed me
this is a much more realistic metal elitist than karpizzle in pt 1
Few days ago at school i was talking with this guy who also likes metal when i suddenly screamed no karate in the pit!
You see kids, death metal brings people together
this was really funny lol. can't wait for part 3
Karpizzle is prog snob.
I love Karp’s character development, he learned that you need to buy food from Walmart
Best fucking channel on TH-cam
SteppupFoRetsam indeed
My body is ready for this video
My favorite metal band is the Wiggles
Brutal
Woah dude that shits brutal
You fucking poser!! Teletubbies is WAY better!!!
Ur a poser, listen to extermination dismemberment
Poser listen to ransid flesh and cannibal corpse
I really hope you guys make another one of these videos
Chris is life Chris is love
GIVE US A PART 3!
PART 3 PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEE
I've watched this about a hundred times and it's still funny af :'D
THRASH TIL DEATH!
I cheered when you hopped in and took the car.
3:19 What are you, DoodleBob?
this was a trip
and I loved every fucking second of it
can we get a part 3
Make more vids with Chris!!
Fucking SLAYEEEEEER \m/ Fucking EXODUS :D :D :D :D
this video is one of my favorite videos made in 2016
THERE'S NO KARATE IN THE PIT
I feel like Metal Elitist Karpizzle now understands how Primz felt in part 1.
lmao I love Chris and Karp together
"No flailing in the pit!" Haha fuck yeah, real life rules..
I will make that offended 'ah' at 2:20 my message tone..
Jhofffilms thank you for being the only metalhead comedy TH-camr! I thought that Karpizzle was a black metal elitist though haha.