Where the Cards Fall | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 75

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  • @CarpeDMOfficial
    @CarpeDMOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3661

    Matt: “Thankfully most of you have dark vision...”
    Taliesin: “heavy sigh”

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      *Literally anything happens*
      Taliesin: "heavy sigh"

    • @Tamashikiri
      @Tamashikiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      As someone who's currently playing as a centaur and a loxodon respectively in two different campaigns... I felt that.

    • @I..cast..fireball
      @I..cast..fireball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he should have played a warlock and taken devil's sight

    • @Cloudbomber13
      @Cloudbomber13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Krampus the Christmas Devils

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Leto_0 That's a little much. Percival, as a human, is the only one in the group who can not see. So despite Matt doing his best to not single him out the truth remains and it has got to sting.

  • @alikdavidson966
    @alikdavidson966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    Scanlan: "Lets make everyone look like Vax and Vex"
    Vax and Vex: "Wow that sounds awesome!!"
    *five minutes later when Scanlan casts Seeming*
    Vax: *Looks at his girlfriend who now looks like his sister*
    Vex: *Looks at her soon to be boyfriend who now looks like her brother*
    Vax and Vex: We've made a mistake

    • @wolvo5441
      @wolvo5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @Quinn I still can’t wait to see trinket Percy in the animated series 😂

    • @AlaskanCookie
      @AlaskanCookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I loved it when Percy said “sister.” Then Vex started wanting to vomit. Lol.

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Percy, upon recognising his girlfriend's palpable discomfort: *amps the awkwardness up times twenty by referring to her as his sister.* Percy is a little shit and a bastard man and I love him.

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wolvo5441 I wish

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It makes it worse that out of the other "Vax"s Percy is the only one that would be about the same height. Unless Scanlan staggered their heights when he cast seeming to improve the russian doll effect.

  • @themeanlesbeann
    @themeanlesbeann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    i love it when Matt gets weird with an npc. watching the cast get creeped out is the best

    • @averagegirl7113
      @averagegirl7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      And I don't think that character was supposed to be "creepy," but the party was slightly unnerved by him so Matt amped it up to mess with them, and it's been my favorite character development by far.

    • @brandonbuchner1771
      @brandonbuchner1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@averagegirl7113 according to talks machina he wasn't even a planned NPC. Matt made him up on the spot. Which is even crazier

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Even better when you find out both these NPC’s where completely improvised by Matt last episode. He confirmed that he came up with both on the fly.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@averagegirl7113 Matt tried to make him unique but if you've ever played Dragon Age he sounds like a Tranquil. A person lobotomized in order to control their magic. And yes I can see how he doubled down on in.

    • @MehrGills
      @MehrGills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh boy, you must love c3

  • @ethanpeterson5640
    @ethanpeterson5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    "(awful yet great impression of bagpipes)"
    Whoever writes these subtitles deserves the biggest raise in history.

    • @Papayaaa27
      @Papayaaa27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For real lmao

    • @rickrack4325
      @rickrack4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Great impression, therefore awful, of bagpipes

    • @mikeshrader4387
      @mikeshrader4387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I believe I've heard the Liam actually does this shortly after shooting

    • @benjaminsimoneau5678
      @benjaminsimoneau5678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's definitely unique and personal and very very specific... im so glad potentially deaf people or people who have to watch in silence for whatever reason get the full experience of voice actors with no sound.

    • @JohnyFins
      @JohnyFins ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The subtitles are a humor all on their own, and I'm so glad they're here 😂

  • @debbyj.v.3295
    @debbyj.v.3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2506

    Taliesin : I'm making a super long name for my character.
    Matt : Hold my beer.

    • @NightSterling
      @NightSterling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That efreet had all the titles

    • @Jujubizin
      @Jujubizin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      He didn't make it. It's D&D cannon. Search for Marrake al-Hariq. The dude has like 100 titles, it's crazy.

    • @Memokkeen
      @Memokkeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Jujubizin Honestly 50% Matt giving them more time to decide what to give and 50% just to have an excuse to show that he actually pulled up the damn thing

    • @matthewrobinett1012
      @matthewrobinett1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Memokkeen hahahahhahaha

    • @corybrown7187
      @corybrown7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rewatching the first campaign, because boredom and waiting for third campaign to emerge. EPIPHANY... at around 2 hours 40 minutes in, Pumat Sol was conceived in Matt's brain... True Genius backpacking on the sextuplet idea with a twist.

  • @nukethewhalesagain186
    @nukethewhalesagain186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    I would watch 3 hours of Pike teaching Grog to read.

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      that would only get you to "F" in the alphabet

    • @whusmanameAtGeeMail
      @whusmanameAtGeeMail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And that's on the natural 20 side of almost every letter...

    • @MulberryDays
      @MulberryDays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Best part of the episode!

    • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
      @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I imagine that this would be like Teletubbies or Banana's in Pajamas or really anything that's the kind of show meant for Toddlers... I'd watch it.

    • @ee930
      @ee930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hectoriiibongconuqui7106 one year late but I'm thinking blues clues and grog gets a fancy notebook to draw his pics in :)

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    Scanlan: **loses 505 gold in Ank'Harel, feels terrible for days afterwards**
    Vox Machina: **gets to the next city, bribes a guard with 20 pounds of gems to get through a door, and a fire giant with several magic items and 40 pounds of ancient dragon scale, even though they already have the necessary information, all in all losing somewhere between 2,000 and 50,000 gold**
    Scanlan: "Alright, I see how it is... Hold my over-sized tankard!" **gambles away everybody's freedom in a cardgame he's never played**

    • @ThisIsntAYoutuber
      @ThisIsntAYoutuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      By one. Every. Single. Time. Even in the extra game that didn’t matter.

    • @tjhall42
      @tjhall42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@eggularbagel But this is Vox Machina we're talking about. You know those items would have never even been thought of otherwise. I honestly think Matt put that sequence in to trim some of the party's magical item bloat

    • @viktorstagnetti7491
      @viktorstagnetti7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@eggularbagel What they gave away was like chump change compared to what the fortune they still have. Hell, what they got over 100k worth of gold from Vorugal's hoard alone.

    • @AntagonistPrime
      @AntagonistPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      As a DM, sometimes you gotta put the party in dire straights to dig into some of their resources, ESPECIALLY if you're generous with potions, magic items, and money

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@eggularbagel a fortune in items is only a fortune if you have someone willing to buy them for that amount.

  • @ParadoxProblems
    @ParadoxProblems 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Ah, yes, the introduction of Vax, Vex, Vix, Vox, Vux, and Vyx

  • @LoonyWriter
    @LoonyWriter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Poor Larkin. I really hope he makes it home.

    • @mydumbhandlename
      @mydumbhandlename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I forget who Larkin is and it's too far back to rewatch it lol

    • @Roxfox
      @Roxfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@mydumbhandlename Larkin was a dragon four episodes ago. Or the other way around... Vax didn't catch on and I'm not sure they ever explained it to him in-character.

    • @danielvillarreal8452
      @danielvillarreal8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mydumbhandlename The green dragon of the chroma conclave "Ryshawn" has the ability change its form into people and during the fight with "Volrugard" the white dragon , Ryshawn took the form of Larkin(a dwarf fighter). Ryshawn took this form to prevent the "Volrugard" from learning of her betrayal. Before the fight started "Larkin" shows up out of nowhere and everybody realizes that this is Ryshawn in disguise. Just to mess with Matt, Sam/Scalan pretends to not catch on and make a big stink about some random dwarf showing up and how suspicious it is. But the rest of the party in character tells him its "ryshawn" and he needs to stop bringing attention to her. Then the group goes into Scanlan's Manson for one final planing session before they pull the trigger on this fight, when out of nowhere Liam/Vax says the greatest line ever "what are we going to do when our green friend shows up". This is immediately meet by a look of bewilderment by the whole group and they quickly realize that Liam had completely missed out on the whole Larkin being Ryshawn and began to joke around with him. Liam admitting he was spacing out deciding to lean into the joke and after the fight with "Volrugard" ,which resulted in "Ryshawn" dispelling her previous form of "Larkin" and taking on the full dragon form, he joked around about their missing Dwarf friend. He even went so far as to role play with Pike about forming a search party for "Larkin" in the following episode thus the "Larkin Watch" was born.

    • @brushfd
      @brushfd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@danielvillarreal8452 Raishan*

    • @bobtouflow4020
      @bobtouflow4020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I own a larkin watch shirt. I wear it to spot true fans.

  • @radhrion_1199
    @radhrion_1199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Liam's shirt is amazing "Larkin Watch"

  • @nicole.-.3
    @nicole.-.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    Making Grog lose what he learned with Pike was the saddest and most evil thing Matt has done

    • @InaKreka
      @InaKreka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes.

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      _The Raven Queen will remember that._

    • @jakesiefers7973
      @jakesiefers7973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Reblwitoutacause😂😂😂

    • @lexiearl-kite7086
      @lexiearl-kite7086 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was sure this happened already but I guess I saw it online somewhere 😅 huge deja vu either way

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I remember when I first saw that giant mug Sam got as a gift from a fan and was expecting him to ditch using it after a few episodes. Here he is still using it and has made comedic uses out of it. What dedication!

    • @kyleread2956
      @kyleread2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh hoh ho. You have no idea what things are coming your ways.

    • @cFull_Rtrd
      @cFull_Rtrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have wondered how does he even wash that thing, not like you can run it under water in a sink and all the paper stuck to the bottom looks like it has never been wet... im ocd so i think of this stuff

    • @chuckjones7092
      @chuckjones7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cFull_Rtrd the simple answer is it isn’t washed

    • @vincentwagner9233
      @vincentwagner9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Chuckles in Campaign 2*

    • @enbykelpie6140
      @enbykelpie6140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@vincentwagner9233 Chuckles in Campaign 3

  • @sodapopmermaid7897
    @sodapopmermaid7897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Percy: Vex, Sister,,
    The twins: simultaneous groans of pain and disgust

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    Seeing Grog / Travis so badly want to learn to read made me warm inside.

    • @TroySpartan247
      @TroySpartan247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      James Brooks if only scan lan was there, he'd have a perfect inspiration aong for the int check:
      "Spell your name, spell your name..." (in the tune of 'say my name' by Destiny's Child)

    • @spiritomb108
      @spiritomb108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The saddest and cutest part of the episode

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sam could've just as well assisted in the int check on top of giving the inspiration by singing the ABC song.

    • @whusmanameAtGeeMail
      @whusmanameAtGeeMail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Timestamp?
      Edit: Nevermind, found it. (2:56:00 - Pike Teaching Grog)

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is the sweetest thing I've ever seen in this show.

  • @Caitydid561
    @Caitydid561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Lmao. Now Vex and Vax know how Percy and Cassandra felt when they used Seeming to trick the Briarwoods.

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nope, not even close, way worse

  • @CaullyD
    @CaullyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Percy-"We dont have that much money"
    *Grog looking in the bag of holding with 150,000 gp in it*

  • @connerlee8215
    @connerlee8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I always love when Ashley is there. The whole group in game and out of game are just happy she is there and it just makes everything wholesome :)

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So true. Ashley is often quite, but the group seems more complete when she is there.

  • @VoixMortelle
    @VoixMortelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    A warning for people watching the G&S CR playlist:
    Don't watch the next video, Talks Machina Critmas, in the order it's listed. It's actually TM #6 and takes place after episode 79 (Thordak). It includes a lot of spoilers for that episode. Learn from my mistakes!

    • @mollycarson4081
      @mollycarson4081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      VoixMortelle thank you, appreciate the warning

    • @marxistbatman7099
      @marxistbatman7099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      VoixMortelle much appreciated!

    • @Shadow_Envy
      @Shadow_Envy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wow, glad I skipped that. Was thinking about going back and watching it, guess I'll hold off. Thank you for that.

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're a life saver! Thank you!

    • @aazimkhan5793
      @aazimkhan5793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you
      Oh so much
      You're amazing

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    16:28, the party's reactions to Matt saying "you did not establish [a safety word]"
    Liam: going through notes to avoid eye contact
    Laura: vicious laughter
    Ashley: Pitiful laughter
    Travis: crying into mug out of fear
    Sam: Studying notes to avoid eye contact
    Tal: Pitiful but delighted laughter
    Marisha: (looking at Matt) Yeah that's my freak

    • @gilbertmolina8621
      @gilbertmolina8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      So happy someone brought up marisha's "Looky Look"

    • @Sgardner1990
      @Sgardner1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@gilbertmolina8621 Oh the episode prior, when he was mentioning the neck braces... she does a little lip bite. Like dang control yourself lol (I mean the whole party wants Matt lol so can't blame her I guess)

    • @danterage9637
      @danterage9637 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Sgardner1990 She was biting her lip and and grabbing her neck when she mentioned "giant loincloths" lol

  • @YourGoodTwin
    @YourGoodTwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    40:10 - Find someone who looks at you the way Travis looks at Matt when he's describing something epic.

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    It took me a moment to realize Liam's "Larkin Watch" shirt was Critical Role related. Poor dwarf. I wonder where he ended up... 😉🤭

    • @lordorion5776
      @lordorion5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      probably ended up dead slain by some group of killers :) :)

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Some random group of 6 or 7 murder hobos killed him

    • @nijandrak93
      @nijandrak93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What?! But he was going to help them kill dragons! He must have been sick...

    • @Kuniku778
      @Kuniku778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @robertcook3533
      @robertcook3533 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey guys, I think Larkin MIGHT be a dragon... idk insight or some such

  • @jonathanpeterson1189
    @jonathanpeterson1189 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Matt ‘You see two young boys.’
    Sam *instantly plots how to obtain the fire plane’s finest headgear.*

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only Sam could turn some variation of, "come here little boy" into, "I'll give you way too much money to find me the coolest hat in the city".

  • @keslytomaz6328
    @keslytomaz6328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The fact that Matt plot a revenge after he prepared a whole game for the cassino visit and they decided not to play thoooooo LMAO i remember him getting really excited when they were about to play and then they just didn’t want to and later on he made them play for a vestige and betting their lives OMFG i love his dark mind

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sam got so crushed when he got scammed and then lost money that he wasn't even willing to entertain any more casino games and Matt's just like "oh you're gonna play, Sam..."
      I actually felt bad for Matt when no one wanted to play the games, because you can tell he spent a fair amount of time thinking them up.

    • @GeraldKatz
      @GeraldKatz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They chose to gamble. They could have simply told the truth. They want the armor and are willing to trade for it. The fire giant may have still wanted the pitfiend's head as the price, but the process of getting to it would have been different. Look how successful they were the one time they were upfront and truthful the entire time. Their own refusal to be honest is their undoing. It is their fault they get into the messes they do.

    • @BravoSquid
      @BravoSquid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Lucifronzthe dice game had such terrible odds though. 1 in 6 chance to double your money. And if you lose you can double your bet for similar odds.

  • @Digitize27
    @Digitize27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    Seriously, why is Sam always surprised when they look to him to be the face of the group? Dude's the only Charisma caster with ridiculous Persuasion and Deception modifiers.

    • @vibunja3602
      @vibunja3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      True, but they do it cause Marisha is supposed to act as a wise leader, but she lacks the skill to do so, and among everyone in the group, Sam is the most creative of the group.

    • @nojusticenetwork9309
      @nojusticenetwork9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      V. Khat Or it's because he has the highest charisma and has skills in both Persuasion and Deception which makes his roles, on average, higher than everyone else with a larger variety of spells that work in and out of combat.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      High charisma the bards lament

    • @dainblack8289
      @dainblack8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He's probably surprised they're going to actually let him do his job instead of flubbing through a disasterpiece of bad improv and low rolls by someone with poor charisma.

    • @tutusandtattoos5179
      @tutusandtattoos5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Vax is paladin in this episode, so he is also charisma caster, too. Vex tries to haggle all the prices of anything, which is persuasion, too. Not to mention, not everyone they come in contact with is exactly "sweet" to gnomes. Obviously hes the smart choice to be the face, but thats why we're watching, and not playing.

  • @xg1559
    @xg1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Vex and Vax being disgusted that Percy and Kiki look like their sibling is amazing

  • @IMVADER2
    @IMVADER2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Sam just HAS to keep 1-upping himself with this loot crate ad reads

    • @matthewthomas7070
      @matthewthomas7070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      IMVADER2 to bad he can't 1 up his gambling roles

    • @khurelbatbayanbat7913
      @khurelbatbayanbat7913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Matthew Thomas "everyone in that tavern simultaneously ohhhhhhhhh-ing"

    • @antonionunez3759
      @antonionunez3759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Thomas ohh ouch that smarts. 😰😰😰😰

    • @darkspartan119
      @darkspartan119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might need to call Pike for that one.

    • @Fetch26291
      @Fetch26291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His LootCrate ads here, or his D&D Beyond ads in the 2nd campaign. I'm not sure which are crazier.

  • @ruralmetalhead
    @ruralmetalhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    2020 Gang, this is for you. (timestamp credit to Shams, from 3 years ago.)
    -------
    0:00:58 - Sam's Radio Play
    0:08:30 - Brian McCree
    0:10:20 - Somewhere Out There
    0:16:05 - Grog Put in His Place
    0:27:05 - Grog Vega
    0:32:22 - Imaginary Joint
    0:38:00 - Waska the Fire Giant
    1:17:00 - Humorous, Yes
    1:22:40 - Well... Are They?
    1:36:10 - Scanlan the Gambler
    -------
    2:23:48 - Break Ends
    2:56:00 - We're all crying here
    3:07:15 - Market Madness
    3:08:01 - The downside of sextuplets
    3:12:19 - Vex models
    3:13:27 - Introduction of Aasimar twins
    3:13:32 - Young boys?
    3:14:13 - Moral Compasses / Chaotic Good
    3:18:17 - All the puppies and kittens
    3:19:24 - The Ultimate Sibling Duo -gags-
    3:19:51 - Use blunt force to the head for a more immediate effect
    3:21:13 - 50 Gold???
    3:21:55 - Too much Percy
    3:35:15 - You can see Travis really taking in the message and digesting it

    • @kikukina
      @kikukina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boost plz

    • @shortbookworm
      @shortbookworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boostin' it

    • @emberwrigley9031
      @emberwrigley9031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was the SECOND comment. Fantastic 😘

    • @WeGoblinFolk
      @WeGoblinFolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      boosting this because i needed it lol

    • @TheRuancarlo
      @TheRuancarlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The faces marisha makes when grog imples a little bit of bdsm play, deliver so much

  • @dilam6103
    @dilam6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    bringing up top
    0:00:58 - Sam's Radio Play
    0:08:30 - Brian McCree
    0:10:20 - Somewhere Out There
    0:16:05 - Grog Put in His Place
    0:27:05 - Grog Vega
    0:32:22 - Imaginary Joint
    0:38:00 - Waska the Fire Giant
    1:17:00 - Humorous, Yes
    1:22:40 - Well... Are They?
    1:36:10 - Scanlan the Gambler
    -------
    2:23:48 - Break Ends
    2:56:00 - We're all crying here
    3:07:15 - Market Madness
    3:08:01 - The downside of sextuplets
    3:12:19 - Vex models
    3:13:27 - Introduction of Aasimar twins
    3:13:32 - Young boys?
    3:14:13 - Moral Compasses / Chaotic Good
    3:18:17 - All the puppies and kittens
    3:19:24 - The Ultimate Sibling Duo gags
    3:19:51 - Use blunt force to the head for a more immediate effect
    3:21:13 - 50 Gold???
    3:21:55 - Too much Percy
    3:35:15 - You can see Travis really taking in the message and digesting it

  • @Oblio42
    @Oblio42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    The Fire Giant starts spewing off the many titles of the Ruling class in the City of Brass, and my favorite part is that Travis' eyes literally start glazing over, because there is no way in hell that Grog is gonna remember all of that.

  • @dehro
    @dehro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Matt: An imp would be interesting.
    Sam: with jewelry and such?
    me: no Sam.. that's a pimp, not an imp.

    • @cpt.awesome7281
      @cpt.awesome7281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      New world NPC idea: The Pimp Imp

  • @MusicNinja120
    @MusicNinja120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Who else is seeing this in 2019 and seeing Brian without a beard for the first time? I feel like I’ve been cursed.

    • @samuelknight1854
      @samuelknight1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its seared into my brain

    • @ldj200982
      @ldj200982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me!! It doesn't look right!!!

    • @zachbitner9391
      @zachbitner9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It bent my brain a bit everyone lost their beards it seemed.

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He can't get turnt unless he's got the beard :/

    • @lordorion5776
      @lordorion5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i love Brian i watched undeadwood and i loved it

  • @littlemomouse
    @littlemomouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    OMG Pike teaching Grog to read is the most wholesome and precious thing I've ever seen

    • @ZeroxTheNewt
      @ZeroxTheNewt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I COULD WATCH PIKE TEACH GROG TO READ ALL DAY 😂

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg that was the most heartfelt and heart breaking moment

  • @RobinBonhomme
    @RobinBonhomme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "It will function... It will just be.. Lifeless" Honestly, this was the creepiest thing.

    • @silverackerman394
      @silverackerman394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      RobinBonhomme I love him...I love him and his creepy smiling ass so so much

    • @seansilence2697
      @seansilence2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had to rewatch that like 8 times just because I wanted to see everyone's faces lol

    • @Phiro00
      @Phiro00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can i get a time stamp?

    • @joaquinmarichal
      @joaquinmarichal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Phiro00 03:05:20

    • @Phiro00
      @Phiro00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joaquinmarichal thank you very much, youre a lifesaver

  • @CeliriaRose
    @CeliriaRose ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I really can’t understate how much I adore Taliesin as a player. He’s got such a wonderful balance between careful roleplaying, badass/rule of cool moments, and then being completely up for just the most ridiculous plans just to see what happens and how amusing it would be.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taliesin Jaffe Fan Club fist bump 🤜

    • @ArthurTorrias
      @ArthurTorrias 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I on the other hand very much dislike Taliesen as a player and the characters he played. I started with C3 and am working my way backwards so my introduction to him was through Ashton, and boy do I dislike Mr. Greymoore. I went on to kinda dismiss Caduceus and completely despise Mollymauk and Kingsley. However, I absolutely love Percy but I’m still not sure if I like Taliesen. It’s quite odd.

    • @goolgepl2112
      @goolgepl2112 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ArthurTorriaspercy has his flaws as a person but you gotta admit, he's the only one in C1 who consistently interacts with NPCs like normal people

  • @Shadowblades666
    @Shadowblades666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    3:13:30 - Sam whipping his head up as Matt says "Two young boys" has me ded😅😂

  • @mineola_
    @mineola_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Nothing is funnier to me than Travis's annoyance with Laura's dice goblin side. 😂😂 You can tell it comes from a place of love.

  • @TheTerribleTy
    @TheTerribleTy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Grog learning the alphabet is the best thing I have ever seen

    • @lustykong7591
      @lustykong7591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean straight up "Flowers For Algernon"-ing it up and suffering memory loss.

    • @MukuroMeki
      @MukuroMeki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lustykong7591 so glad I wasn't the only one who remembers that short story... poor grog he just wants to be smart, maybe just not geenass smart

  • @somethingimgoodat
    @somethingimgoodat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Great, now I have to kink shame the entire city of brass

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I’ve never loved Travis and Ashley more than during the alphabet scene THAT WAS SO PRECIOUS AND I WANT HIM TO LEARN MORE ;-;
    (2:56:00)

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you finish the campaign?

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zseventyone yep!

    • @whitestoneandy797
      @whitestoneandy797 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's some art in one of the books they released of Grog teaching Percy and Vex's children how to read. It's the cutest thing and it literally brought a tear to my eye

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitestoneandy797 yesss i think ive seen that one!! its adorable

    • @whitestoneandy797
      @whitestoneandy797 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pagenein honestly. it's so cute. Grog fits perfectly into a "fun uncle" role

  • @ryanknowles3271
    @ryanknowles3271 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kinda hope that Pike teaching Grog the alphabet makes into the animated series, it'd be the cutest thing followed by heartbreak as he gets out "Gr" before the effect fades

  • @BiggySn1p3r
    @BiggySn1p3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Spinoff: Learning with Grog.

    • @stikxs
      @stikxs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A whole line of children's books with Grog, counting and reading!

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Guest appearance on Sesame Street, full costume, where dumb-ass Grog legitimately gets schooled by Elmo and four year olds. Hey, I'd watch it.

    • @mwhearn1
      @mwhearn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Grog Alphabet Book - From G to R.

    • @KaivanAlkaudon
      @KaivanAlkaudon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@proudpapaprick and then he bits the living shit out of them, birdo becomes a Dragon and Grog crys for no having a way to get to him while Birdo flies

  • @bumperr9644
    @bumperr9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Matt felling Laura “that was adorable” after she snorted has my heart feeling SO FULL. That was precious

    • @sardonix222
      @sardonix222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when was this?

    • @reamitri4347
      @reamitri4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sardonix 3:10:10

    • @sardonix222
      @sardonix222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@reamitri4347 it really was adorable

  • @fitz8923
    @fitz8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    12:30 - recap starts
    14:15 -Recap ends
    2:23:48 -break ends
    Why does no one put these on their timestamp lists?

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I could feel every hair on my head stand on end when Matt did Senokir's creepy clipped laugh.... The man has RANGE, y'all!!! Chilling yet fantastic

  • @ReeCocho
    @ReeCocho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    While watching this series of episodes were they're in the fire plain, my AC went out. In Summer. In Florida. So I rolled constitution checks along with them.

    • @bensongailey7329
      @bensongailey7329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dang. My armor class has never gone down like that. Must be a Florida thing

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you were also in the fire plane I see

    • @caemanlipsey7201
      @caemanlipsey7201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you fail?

    • @jacobhiggins6113
      @jacobhiggins6113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caemanlipsey7201 i think so with the lack of a response

    • @Stronghand-yw1lk
      @Stronghand-yw1lk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here I am in 2022 & there is a heat wave going on.

  • @Favar1
    @Favar1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    3:35:15 You can see Travis really taking in the message and digesting it. He is a clever man playing an idiot character.

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And everything is fantastic about it XD

    • @MrShadowcast
      @MrShadowcast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree, except when it comes to math ; )

    • @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556
      @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Favar1 So much true. It's really a testament to his dedication to that...ahem role.
      What's even more fun about watching him is that he's subtly guided party decisions with his "Grog Insight"

    • @jbanks9491
      @jbanks9491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Travis is a smart guy that plays a dumb PC very well....... and then you have a dumb player trying to play a wise PC (i won't say who that player is but im sure you can guess)

    • @wiredspider
      @wiredspider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      J Banks Percy?

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    3:21:23 “like 50 gold” which was exactly the amount Scanlan said he’d payed for the spice.. oh how the turntables

  • @katspangler6336
    @katspangler6336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    TIMESTAMPS!!!!!!!
    ⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇
    0:00:58 - Sam's Radio Play
    0:08:30 - Brian McCree
    0:08:58 - Ashley Catcalls her boyfriend lol 🤣
    0:10:20 - Somewhere Out There
    0:10:56 - Intro
    0:12:29 - Recap
    0:15:01 - Part 1 begins
    0:16:05 - Grog Put in His Place
    0:16:19 - That was hot 🥵
    0:18:25 - Pike's feeling so tired (same. 💤😴 fucking mood)
    0:27:05 - Grog Vega
    0:32:22 - Imaginary Joint
    0:38:00 - Whaska the Fire Giant
    0:41:33 - Game of cards / card games
    0:45:21-0:52:33 - Negotiating/ bribing a fire giant for info
    0:57:14 - Vex flirts with Whaska
    1:17:00 - Humorous, Yes
    1:18:12 - Should I💪 !!KNOCK!!💪or knock?
    1:19:51 - Grog fibs
    1:20:54 - The fib succeeds
    1:22:40 - Well... Are they fuckable, though? 🍆🍑🥵?
    1:26:24 - The fib is revealed to have been a lie all along
    1:34:13 - Grog still can't read
    1:35:10 - Vox Machina Unchained
    1:36:10 - Scanlan the Gambler
    -------
    2:23:48 - Break Ends & Part 2 begins
    2:50:05 - What's the sultan's name? (2:50:10 - 2:50:31 the sultan's long ass name)
    2:56:00 - We're all crying here
    3:05:04 - Druidcraft tracking device for Senokir
    3:07:15 - Market Madness
    3:08:01 - The downside of sextuplets
    3:10:11 - Adorable snort
    3:12:19 - Vex models
    3:13:27 - Introduction of Aasimar twins
    3:13:32 - Young boys?
    3:14:13 - Moral Compasses / Chaotic Good
    3:15:50 - Francois Australia
    3:18:17 - All the puppies and kittens
    3:19:24 - The Ultimate Sibling Duo gags
    3:19:51 - Use blunt force to the head for a more immediate effect
    3:21:13 - 50 Gold???
    3:21:55 - Too much Percy
    3:22:10 - Scanlan's Vex impression
    3:31:05 - Travis' Criss Angel pose
    3:35:15 - You can see Travis really taking in the message and digesting it
    3:42:05 - Fucking Jenga!!

  • @shams29e
    @shams29e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    0:58 - Sam's Radio Play
    8:30 - Brian McCree
    10:20 - Somewhere Out There
    16:05 - Grog Put in His Place
    27:05 - Grog Vega
    32:22 - Imaginary Joint
    38:00 - Waska the Fire Giant
    1:17:00 - Humorous, Yes
    1:22:40 - Well... Are They?
    1:36:10 - Scanlan the Gambler
    2:23:48 - Break Ends
    2:56:00 - Pike Teaching Grog
    3:07:15 - Market Madness
    3:08:01 - The downside of sextuplets
    3:12:19 - Vex models
    3:13:27 - Introduction of Aasamir twins
    3:13:32 - Scanlan spots some young boys
    3:14:13 - Moral Compasses/ Chaotic Good
    3:18:17 - All the puppies and kittens
    3:19:24 - The new, Vex-approved drinking game: Take a shot every time Percy says "sister".
    3:19:51 - Use blunt force to the head for a more immediate effect
    3:21:13 - 50 Gold, Vox Machina code for ill-advised and overpriced purchases
    3:21:55 - Rule update: Take a shot whenever Percy says ANYTHING
    3:35:15 - You can see Travis really taking in the message and digesting it

    • @alicetrickett7997
      @alicetrickett7997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoliathGames w

    • @TylerE86508
      @TylerE86508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      12:32 recap
      14:16 game begins

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TylerE86508 THANK YOU

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumbass you left out the start of the game

    • @ikeekieeki
      @ikeekieeki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      3:51:25 - I Encourage Peace fanart

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Laura: 'Well, one of us has boobs'
    Liam: 'Which one?' (Smirks)
    *Travis will remember this*

    • @BitigoBlack
      @BitigoBlack ปีที่แล้ว +3

      O.o you already had my curiosity.... now you have my attention.

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@BitigoBlackI swear every member of vox machina and their fans is a bi panic

    • @uli11
      @uli11 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@joelrobinson5457panic can be a good thing...
      Its so funny because I was just thinking about how masc/androgynous Marisha is now compared to six or seven years ago... and my little queer girl heart is crushing hard. Critical Role is basically my bisexual heaven...

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@uli11 ikr? Marisha is adorable, the cast is just the best

    • @uli11
      @uli11 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​​@@joelrobinson5457that's what's so confusing to me. People judge the cast *so so harshly* for playing sub optimally or making mistakes .... that's not the point? They aren't here to show the perfect way to play dnd, they are just a group of best friends who just wanted to play dnd together. And we get a peek behind the curtains into that dynamic while enjoying the story they create together- flaws and all.
      And i love that. To me the thing that makes this all work is that the cast are dramatically different, unafraid to just be themselves with each other, and to make it all work to backdrop the game. The people getting hung up on the rules of the game are missing the point.

  • @KainErrow
    @KainErrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Watching Marisha talk as Keyleth in any kind of negotiations always leaves me stressed, both sympathetically and otherwise.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It honestly just feels like she sees the solution and desperately avoids any avenue that could lead to it.

    • @Draezeth
      @Draezeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      She's really good at role-playing low charisma
      Too good.

    • @johnblack8872
      @johnblack8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Draezeth I'd say to good at role playing low intelligence. Even though I think her character intelligence is high lol

    • @tomwatson1
      @tomwatson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@johnblack8872 keyleth ideas are usually not allowed due to her not reading her spells.

    • @naomivalintin9243
      @naomivalintin9243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She throws elbows around like she's alone at the table. Someday Taliesin is going to get a black eye from her sharp, waving elbows.

  • @butternuggets868
    @butternuggets868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    When Matt showed the picture of the Pit Fiend, Taliesin looked so done.

  • @VampireHunter5790
    @VampireHunter5790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Holy CRAP! That guys name is LONGER than Percy's

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Technically it's all his title. His name *is* shorter than Percy's!

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KickyFut Not a D&D player but isn't the the sultan of the city of Brass an actual D&D character? If that's the case then kudos to Matt for bringing another existing entity that isn't a deity or fiend.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure I understand... many of the characters in the City of Brass are NPC's that are neither deity nor fiend... Or are you asking if someone actually plays as the sultan? That I don't know...but I think the sultan is an Efreet.

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KickyFut That's what I'm referring to. The sultan is an Efreet who has appeared in established D&D lore. I know there are well known fiends(devils and demons) and deities who have a presence in the universe where Exandria resides, but I'm certain that other established higher powers tend to pop up from time to time.

  • @davidjarkeld2333
    @davidjarkeld2333 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    39:02 Laura double face palming at Marisha blowing her cover as soon as she opens her mouth ! LMAO

  • @AmigoRoberto
    @AmigoRoberto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This furthers my theory that getting made fun of for owning a wine aerator has turned Sam down the path of the dark side. Slowly driving his friends mad with his ads

  • @LightDragon777
    @LightDragon777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I knew all these guys were talented actors, but the "Dust Bowl" skit at the beginning just really sunk that in. That was fantastic. :p

  • @Seanraus
    @Seanraus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3:13:31 I could not stop laughing at scanlans reaction timing when he heard "two young boys" 😂😂

  • @MsPatrickstump
    @MsPatrickstump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "You're an idiot and I'm very proud of you." I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

  • @billbill3915
    @billbill3915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Watching this episode during a historic heat wave is helping me really feel the atmosphere of the setting. Been making real life con checks for the last couple days.

    • @liv4themoments
      @liv4themoments 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. July 2022

    • @monicatruong1223
      @monicatruong1223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We had to go through a heatwave it got up to 35°

    • @billbill3915
      @billbill3915 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monicatruong1223 Yeah that's rough. Once it gets north of 34 degrees, it starts to get completely, and utterly unbearable. At the time of my comment, the heat was hovering between 35-37 degrees for the week. It was so miserable. When you can't get a break during the night, it just makes a person want to sit down, and cry. I don't know how people deal with that regularly.

    • @monicatruong1223
      @monicatruong1223 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billbill3915 luckily it was that hot for like one day and we have a basement but past 25° it’s not fun it’s too hot to do anything

    • @billbill3915
      @billbill3915 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monicatruong1223 Yeah, I fuckin' hate summer. Never used to, but now it's hot as shit every year thanks to global warming. I'm all about spring/autumn/winter now.

  • @jakeellis863
    @jakeellis863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Matt: "for all you critters under 35..."
    I resent that, I was 23 when this came out and loved American Tale growing up

    • @Anonymous_Individual
      @Anonymous_Individual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m 15 and I was literally humming no cats in America before I watched this. Weird coincidence.

  • @ThePeskyBug
    @ThePeskyBug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    My heart broke when Grog's knowledge didn't stay. :( I will never trust Mercer again.

    • @Pointlesschan
      @Pointlesschan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean you did?

    • @haileybuck8353
      @haileybuck8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Flowers for Grog

    • @briannastripe1789
      @briannastripe1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should never trust Mercer ever.

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@briannastripe1789 Rule No1 of critical role. The man's mind is devilish in cunning behind that brilliant head of hair lol.

    • @xDMrGarrison
      @xDMrGarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Integrity is important.

  • @Killalot12345
    @Killalot12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Vox Machina: "We are looking for a fire giant who won an armor set via a card game"
    Matt:"There are 3 fire giants in the whole city"
    Vox Machina goes to the first fire giant and pays 5 enchanted items to find out which of the other 2 has it.
    I mean not like they could have found it out themselves in 5 min but ok :D

    • @Brooke_Corbyn
      @Brooke_Corbyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dino not to mention Laura already searched for it outside and discovered it wasn't there

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Didn't the giant threaten them? Or was it the other one?

    • @jasmineburns9613
      @jasmineburns9613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brooke Corbyn - Yeah, I dunno why you wouldn't just keep walking at that point.

    • @merrick1588
      @merrick1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This was a way for Matt to unload some of the excess items they keep trucking around without giving them anymore more money (since they have enough right now to fund Whitestone for a year).

    • @MojoBeast
      @MojoBeast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      There was a whole lot of poor decision making in this episode, to be fair. It pales in the face of "sure, I'll sell my friends on the basis of a few straight dice rolls" 😉

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    An animation of Grog learning to spell is what got me to start watching the series. I've been looking forward to getting to this part for so long. Although it's during a much more serious situation than I would have guessed, it's still hilarious.

  • @rebeccalenzo2917
    @rebeccalenzo2917 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Pike teaching Grog the alphabet is the cutest thing ever.

  • @TheMan83554
    @TheMan83554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    1."Chuckle? Cackle? Shackle? Charcoal." A bunch of parrots we have here.
    2. Where is the sextuplet fan art? I want to see it now.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2. For making it, one would need to use _The Magics_

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I came back just to see the radioplay again. Sam is an amazing human being.

    • @nattychamps9098
      @nattychamps9098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He seems to one up himself every week.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wonderer Traveler Yeah, can't wait for tonight!

    • @Spacecookie-
      @Spacecookie- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't feel the same way at all.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spacecookie You don't like Sam?

    • @Spacecookie-
      @Spacecookie- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Willem Maas
      I'm not sure about Sam, but I really don't like his depiction of Scanlan. What an awful character. I think quite a bit of Sam makes Scanlan who he is as usually happens when people roleplay a character..

  • @rynunlimited5398
    @rynunlimited5398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love seeing how different DMs portray different races to tell their respective stories. Matt makes fire giants antagonists, meanwhile I'm in a campaign where my DM has them as the protectors and allies of my character's dwarves clan. I love seeing the broad range of creativity!

    • @zealoussarcasm1982
      @zealoussarcasm1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think RAW they are lawful evil which is probably why Matt chose to portray them that way.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like any society, their actions depend upon their leadership. So, really anything is feasible if you think about it. As long as the leadership is powerful and effective, that is.
      In this case, they seem to simply be at a disadvantage and are barely survivors, whereas many are aligned with Thordak outside of the Fire Plane for whatever reasons I wasn't really paying enough attention to discern.
      It's the basis for the entirety of the Chaotic Evil alignment, in a way, as most within this respect *only* power and revel in destruction. Lawful Evil creatures are probably much easier to manipulate and control if you know their motivations and can convince them you're working towards them. But that can really be said for anyone. Sort of a vague statement I just made there, but you get the point.

  • @thehellofajumper
    @thehellofajumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    -Raishan tells them that fire giants reforged the Elemental Crystal
    -Raishan tells them Thordak befriended the fire giants
    -A social upset in the city is mentioned
    -Matt reminds them that fire giants take pride in their crafting
    Me (screaming): Take the hint!! Argh....

    • @Marpaws
      @Marpaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What hint?

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      OH DEAR GOD! It didn't accure to me until I saw the comment
      Spoilers
      Are you talking about the eggs

    • @animaljam4385
      @animaljam4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo what's the hint

    • @thehellofajumper
      @thehellofajumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@animaljam4385 As i see the situation, they were in contact with fire giants that had contact with thordak. Probably even the one that modified the crystal. "They take pride in their work" is gm-code for "you can get them to brag about it and figure out its weakness"

    • @Marpaws
      @Marpaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thehellofajumper ohhhhh. interesting.

  • @alexhooper6625
    @alexhooper6625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    9:00 - "He's taken... by.... you?..."
    God damn it Matt.

  • @robertcales8544
    @robertcales8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I love it when percy tinkers, he always tries to convince matt his designs are simple so hell lower the dc or cost or time for his rolls. I don't blame him, he just sells it so hard it makes me laugh XD

    • @ryanbradley5557
      @ryanbradley5557 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bit of a necro post, but I’d argue that’s actually pretty in character. Most of the engineers I work with tend to relay their projects as though everyone is as familiar with the math and design principles they’re building on even if some part of their mind is fully aware that isn’t the case.

  • @danielribeiro1433
    @danielribeiro1433 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ashley: (awful yet great impression of bagpipes)
    omg this is amazing, props to whoever did the closed caption

  • @M1k4k3rr
    @M1k4k3rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As Keyleth and Pike were carrying the "coin" all I could think of was Ross saying "Pivot... Pivot..." 🤣🤣

  • @heidismith3228
    @heidismith3228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    2:32:00 For whatever reason Ashley's whispered "Do you want a tootsie roll?" was so clear over my audio.

    • @braunmon1995
      @braunmon1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 Looked to see if anyone else noticed this. Or Travis just beforehand saying “I really wish I had a roll of ritz crackers right now”

  • @austinwoodward8829
    @austinwoodward8829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    how has no one commented about scanlan being the gerbil to fire giants? that's hilarious

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I switched from the podcast and control+F-ed the word gerbil just to see who commented on that and up-vote them. "In this case, you would be the gerbil" is one of the funniest asides I've heard in the show so far. I laughed for a solid 30 seconds.

    • @matthewurwin197
      @matthewurwin197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there a former joke about Scanlan with a gerbil I've missed?

    • @idontwaitfor420
      @idontwaitfor420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matthewurwin197 they made a comment about lemiwinks which is from south park in which mr slave shoved a gerbil up his butt in one of the episodes. The gerbil's name was lemiwinks.

    • @matthewurwin197
      @matthewurwin197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@idontwaitfor420 oh god...
      (thanks for the explanation!)

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idontwaitfor420 and for you I will tell you that gerbils up the ass was big thing which hit the news a while before the South Park episode and inspired it. So the reference goes far beyond any one who just saw South Park ... gerbils in the ass is just something 'people know'

  • @arklanuthoslin
    @arklanuthoslin ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: *sings* Scrying eyes...
    Sam, half a second later: also sings it
    Talesin: joins in
    Me: Surpised, confused and somewhat concerned for my sanity

  • @ryanallen2001
    @ryanallen2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:58:30 "Flowers for Grogernon" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

  • @marymcallister7963
    @marymcallister7963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    give grog a permanent intelligence boost :"(

  • @EmileVinesh
    @EmileVinesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Lovely title :) Also, 2:56:00 I love when Pike teaches Grog! I could watch an entire episode just with that!

    • @ef1987
      @ef1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emile Vinesh my favorite part to be honest

  • @khodexus4963
    @khodexus4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hmm, "aqueducts" that hold lava instead of water... "igneoducts"?

  • @charissascrazy242
    @charissascrazy242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Weird dude is actually super nice and an eager host, but is so weird nobody will accept his hospitality 😂

  • @pastaking3639
    @pastaking3639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I hope I'm not the only one frantically looking up stats for a Pit Fiend

    • @BlazeShepard757
      @BlazeShepard757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Oh when they first mentioned pit fiend I grabbed my Monster Manual and thought "Oh damn..."

    • @richallum8767
      @richallum8767 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BlazeShepard757 Iui

    • @CrypteGardien
      @CrypteGardien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well they just fought an ancient white dragon which has an equal challenge rating but with the benefit of flight, while simultaneously fighting a Goristro which is nearly the same challenge rating. The scary thing however, is I don't think a single monster has been its minimum challenge rating in all of Critical Role. Matt has pretty much always beefed them up.

    • @cvernon5256
      @cvernon5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's because the given challenge rating is for a group of four adventurers of that level. For this group of seven, you need to bump up the CR by at least 2 or so it was for 3.5. Either way, even a being as powerful as a Pit Fiend would have troubles against this big of a group of powerful figures.

    • @CrypteGardien
      @CrypteGardien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No doubt, no doubt. Was kinda my point, I do the same thing with the party of seven I DM for. It seems most of my work as a DM comes from counting experience points and balancing enemies and magic. Roleplaying and storytelling just comes effortlessly after all that number crunching. lol

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love how they always take forever to plan everything and then it goes to crap within 2 minutes lol. I'm still watching them plan their 6 twins plans but I bet it's going to fail.

  • @modredastal1644
    @modredastal1644 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Senokir is up there with Pumat and Artagan as a character who can *only* be voiced by Matt in the animated series.

  • @acapier
    @acapier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “So, plan A which is certainly to fail, or...”
    “Plan A!”

  • @solidfalcon77
    @solidfalcon77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Did she... Use the magic?!" I could not breathe I had to watch this scene like eight times. Bless Scanlan and Sam. XDDD

  • @jonnyb7283
    @jonnyb7283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This is the first episode where it seems grog (Travis) is actually sad that grog can't read.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m still wondering how Grog keeps track of everything they have in the bag of holding if he can’t read or write. Travis maintains a list. Grog can’t.

    • @austinshride4142
      @austinshride4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@anondecepticon he does mention that he draws pictures instead of writing, so I imagine that

  • @MandyCummins
    @MandyCummins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Check out Liam watching Keyleth (yes, Liam watching Keyleth, not Vax) counting out the pounds of dragon hide one by one, and see the of the birth Caleb's penchant for counting everything, especially coins, out one by one. 00:51:55 (i love that they forgot that they had dropped off the hide in the Whitestone storage cellar),

  • @SakuraSsj
    @SakuraSsj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    therapist: beardless brian isn't real he can't hurt you
    beardless brian:

  • @haymaker424
    @haymaker424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "Don't let anyone know you're working for me."
    **Gives them all his symbol to wear**

    • @antrosatheant7036
      @antrosatheant7036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Andrew Hayman her*

    • @nickjohnson198625
      @nickjohnson198625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not a symbol. Just a collar to signify that they are owned

    • @terrencemedders1867
      @terrencemedders1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They were the same kind that her personal guard wore. They are a connection to her.
      He had a lot on his plate though. DMing well is no easy task as it is, and he cranks the effort up to 11.

    • @bruggeman672
      @bruggeman672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@terrencemedders1867 mercer never said the collars had her insignia. He said the collars were like thise worn by the giants ie slave collars.

    • @terrencemedders1867
      @terrencemedders1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bruggeman672, it's been too long for me to try and argue and I'm not gonna sit through it again now that I'm in the second campaign, but at the time of my watching this, it very much seemed like THOSE collars were collars that HER slaves wore, not the general slave populace.

  • @monican88
    @monican88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Next episode is going to be either really amazing and awesome with a good outcome or it's going to be a really bad clusterfuck that ends not so good. Good lord, I love this show and its anticipation.

    • @nattychamps9098
      @nattychamps9098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next episode is going to be tense. Extra money says one of them gets it next week. I actually would like to see new characters. :) That would be fun

    • @TravistheGREAT03
      @TravistheGREAT03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Based on this episode I think Vox MAchina really needs a reminder that it is not always going their way.
      They were really ...simpleminded this episode. "Who neds a good plan? Will be fine like alwas"
      The easy kill on the balck dragon and killing a white dragon and a Goristro with almost no trouble really went to their heads.
      They need a wake-up call.

    • @alejandromendez1254
      @alejandromendez1254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pit fiends are one of the most powerful monsters in dungeons and dragons they are one of the few creatures that get 4 attacks per turn +fear aura.

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd be amazed if no one dies then going by what someone has said in this comment thread

    • @TravistheGREAT03
      @TravistheGREAT03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rhys Causon
      My prediction is that, if they are lucky, either scanlan or someone that acts before the pit fiend will get a whack of 4 attacks, (maybe even with advantage) and that seeing one character being TKO'ed makes them retreat immediatley.
      I of course do not know how mean Matt is, if he focuses on one character the first round or not.

  • @brianschmahl144
    @brianschmahl144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It took me 17 minutes of staring at Liam's shirt to get the joke...Hope they find him soon... :(

    • @henriett_e
      @henriett_e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I needed your comment to get it... xD

  • @mollysmith283
    @mollysmith283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Matt: its still a mansion
    Liam in campaign 2: nah its a tower with 9 sides and 9 floors

    • @LseerLables
      @LseerLables 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Late to the party but I’m pretty sure that’s a different spell. Scalan casts “Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion” which is a 7th level spell. Caleb, for the most part casts or upcasts the 3rd level spell “Galder’s Tower.”

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LseerLables no it's magnificent mansion. The thing that's important is just the mansion spell gives u X amount of space to fill as u wish. Liam spent a lot of time designing the tower to fit that space

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and Bells Hells have a hole

  • @AlexGoldberger
    @AlexGoldberger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Matt/Senokir’s crazy eyes and grin get me every. single. time.

  • @jae3846
    @jae3846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I can't wait to see fan art of pike teaching grog to read.

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      done and done :)
      reachablefire.tumblr.com/post/153134824356/this-was-funnier-in-my-head

    • @jae3846
      @jae3846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL that's awesome. Baby steps grog, you can do it.

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fain
      yeh ^_^

  • @thibni_
    @thibni_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've been watching EACH episodes since I watched the Amazon show of Vox Machina. And EACH episode is just as grasping and entertaining as the show. I absolutely love the show.
    I heard the second season is even better. I've recently passed 1/2 of the whole amount of episodes. I'm thrilled!!! Making progress!

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Recap is at 12:37. Game starts at 14:13. Break from 2:05:53 to 2:24:03. Game wraps at 3:48:05.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please comment so they stay near the top where people can find them. Thank you.]

    • @KibKibble
      @KibKibble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Champ!

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boost

    • @steegen101
      @steegen101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wish Critical Role would pin the basics like this. or include them in the description. expecting ppl to watch thousands of hours without these timestamps is wild

    • @abrown6539
      @abrown6539 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steegen101 Yes, I made them for every episode in campaign 1, but I have no way to pin them near the top.

  • @Serenity2Witchs
    @Serenity2Witchs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm always awestruck with the amount of NPC's Matt manages to dish out, and Senokir is by far my favorite of the lot. Even if he turns out to be evil down the line, he will always hold a special place in my heart, that weird strange creature.

  • @zuzumcilvain5145
    @zuzumcilvain5145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pike + Grog // Ashley + Travis have such amazing chemistry on set. Their characters work so well together and the actors are so good at making those characters work.

  • @poofballoon
    @poofballoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I LOVE Senokir. He just wanted a slumber party :C

    • @Toporshik
      @Toporshik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This joke probably won't get into the animated series. A shame!

  • @majorzipf8947
    @majorzipf8947 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Senokir is such an underrated NPC. I love him so much.