Zinoxe you’re on a video about yoda needing ketamine so bad that he robs, then murders someone; and you’re going to tell me about ‘too far’? You are foolish brother
"And this, children, is an advanced form of what was called 'shitposting,' back in the late 2010's." *Student raises hand.* "Yes, student?" "...why would anyone ever find this funny?"
Wow this is so realistic! I actually feel like I've been robbed and killed by a little green muppet on drugs. Not to mention how relaxing it sounds. Truly the one of the best after "Yoda eating a Cheeseburger in my room while my parents fight downstairs". well I'm dead so good bye.
You know, I'm not really the type of guy for ASMRs. They're always annoying and not really the sounds that satisfy my persona. But this.. is a masterpiece. Thanks.
Absolutely breathtaking storytelling the green background also nicely complimented the green protagonist most definitely a 1st place in the Oscar Grammy winning nominations
You were the Good Egg! You were supposed to destroy the Bad Eggs, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
ASMR’s purpose in our reality was to birth us this beautiful child of elegance. Such an inspiring ASMR I will say. Basking away in the golden glory of its illuminating light... it burns !!.... But it burns so good
PART 2 : th-cam.com/video/gZPuSN2pwoA/w-d-xo.html check the description of this one, i wrote a full transcript of the audio Edit: 500K? nice, 1 mil next okay I’ll start pt 3 soon Already know what ima do for part 3 B-)
![[ASMR] Yoda Robs The Ketamine Factory To Fuel his addiction](/img/n.gif)
Yoda please just come home, your family misses you
Come home I can’t, cigarettes I must buy
Yoda’s brother Mace Windu is worried about him
@@MrCoolkid777 yoda just needs to take a seat
Wow 666 likes
My family, fuck
Bitches, they are
Bruh this is what Bruce Wayne's parents must have heard before they died
Underrated comment as fuck
damn yoda was the one the killed his parents
Get what you fucking deserve, you do.
Deformed Elephant Obama after the whitehouse evicted him
@@mrkhu160 ?
i closed my eyes for the first like 40 seconds and opening my eyes to yoda pointing a gun at me honestly kind of scared me
I am the 666th like
Gavinator huh
Same
Same lmao
Bro same
I want this audio to be shot into space and I want aliens to find it
This is why aliens avoid us
:(
Who knows, ? I suppose we'll have to wait n see
@@crisly9256 this would be a reason to find us
This is why they havent attacked us yet
Took too much ketamine this time i did. Having cardiac arrest i am.
Fake you are
@@yoda5937 Fake YOU are.
@@rust_guyy evil Yoda you are
@@yoda5937 evil i am not.
Rather just go in a very unpleasant k hole🥵
okay guys now we just need to get lil nas x to do an old town road remix and we're set
yes. His 30th old town road remix
too far bro too far man
Zinoxe you’re on a video about yoda needing ketamine so bad that he robs, then murders someone; and you’re going to tell me about ‘too far’? You are foolish brother
@@lapidotshipper420 now how you gonna expose me like that 😢 Im telling mom
Who's gonna be on his(millionth) remix?😂
Guys yoda just robbed me
Yoovie yoda ribbed ndns
You deserve it
Is this him after recovery from the shooting at the 2020 election
*yoovie yoda robbed yoda*
Bon Jon Yoovie
No wonder why he's always green and looks tired
jumping karchy he needs to fuel his ketamine addiction plus he doesn’t want to stay as Obama for ever
@@mrkhu160 wow this is an old ass comment
it ain't easy bein green
Weird, the video is over but I still hear the gunshots
*Chicago Intensifies*
Saaame
welcome to america
hm? but it's still summer holiday
Servus
My therapist: Yoda isn't real. He can't hurt you.
Yoda:
711 likes
“Master Yoda, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?”
*cocks gun*
*racks slide* funny meme tho
*Gun cocks*
*Loads LMG with religious intent*
*Enters Honda Civic *
Fell asleep immediately, so calming and soothing.
It pains me to admit children will eventually learn about this at some point in time in the future in schools
it warms my heart
@@rubico1894 hey entity #000000002938215 would like to talk to you
"And this, children, is an advanced form of what was called 'shitposting,' back in the late 2010's."
*Student raises hand.*
"Yes, student?"
"...why would anyone ever find this funny?"
Rubico “faget” XD
You should be grateful
Psychiatrist: What are you laughing at?
Me: You would'nt get it
I read this as *WOOD - NNNTT*
Yoda is arrested and shot 57 times in the chest
Mr.Blitz 2017 shoot me you will not
Was he arrested then shot?
Shot and arrested may4th 2019
57 times wtf
66 times would be perfect
Title: [asmr] yoda robs you outside of a club to fuel his ketamine addiction.
Category: people and blogs.
I literally can't go to sleep without listening to this, this is just so beautiful.
Thank you. 🙏
im here to help the people
Lucy Speedpaints now u have no money
Now she is dead as commited murder I have.
No
Me:starts smiling in class
Teacher: what’s so funny?
Me: nothing
My brain:
Into exile I must go
Ah a mann of culture
Failed, I have
Holy shit I didnt even think of that lmao
🏆 take it. You deserve it
(asmr) Danny Devito breathes on you heavily while spitting flecks of saliva on you in the sewer
Danny Devito eating a hotdog from the trash in your ear.
Wow this is so realistic! I actually feel like I've been robbed and killed by a little green muppet on drugs. Not to mention how relaxing it sounds. Truly the one of the best after "Yoda eating a Cheeseburger in my room while my parents fight downstairs". well I'm dead so good bye.
Kilroy G true that is
I was scrolling through recommended videos, read the title of this one and was laughing uncontrollably for 3 minutes strait.
Nobody:
TH-cam recommendation: yoda robs you outside of a club to fuel his ketamine addiction
“Killed the Wayne’s I have”
So this is how he pays the temple bills, ketamine deals
"General kenobi you are a bold one"
Another happy landing
Obi Wan Kenobi hello there
It's still better than killing younglings and 90% of the Jedis.
I watch one asmr video accidentally and now TH-cam thinks this is the only thing I like.
okay I get it
I will make another one
Soon, this Tuesday night
Okay
I love you.
No, this is really bad
You better you stupid punk bitch
Yay
I love that Mic Drop was in it plus
“Run I must”
Seeing Yoda with human hands makes me feel more uncomfortable than the title does.
I can't unsee that now
He got plastic surgery before he was shot
Looks like a hulk hand, lmao.
Never thought I'd get to be robbed by Yoda while Mic Drop played in the background. I'm so blessed 😭🙏😍
Qui Gon Jinn robs a flying jewish stereotype to fuel his ship asmr.
I'm a Jew, Mind Tricks Don't Work On Me!
Roses are red
My cat has affliction
Yoda robs you outside a club to fuel his ketamine addiction
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For the love of God....why has my entire life lead up to this exact moment where this pops up into my recommended?
The suggestions reading my mind again, this is exactly what I needed.
changed the comments I have understand you will not
Tf
@@hornycatboydisaster what I was thinking
**Here is 99999 G*
**Don't tell anyone it's stolen =)*
*He is Speaking the language of Gods*
Ketamine is for horses yoda
So is nobody gonna talk about Mic Drop playing for the first 2 seconds??
Yup
I know right
Yoda in a car be like, run over minorities i must.
Man these asmr videos have been getting better and better
Im traumatized
It takes a special breed of person to have this end up in your recommended videos
im *special*
real asmr i feel so tired
“Got to stop snorting this shit, I have.”
Damn, looks like Order 66 fucked with our little green god.
Ha yoda I was wearing a vest
I don't wanna know what you planned to use that for before the robbery
"This is America. Dont catch you slippin up".
That cursed Sydney pfp
Ah, a man of culture I see.
You know, I'm not really the type of guy for ASMRs. They're always annoying and not really the sounds that satisfy my persona.
But this.. is a masterpiece.
Thanks.
yall why did this jump 9000 views overnight. get some help
also ill make something else eventually
takes heart, u know?
Bruh, this is hilarious!
It got posted by kermit de la frog on fb
Recommended
It just showed up on my recommendation
Yt recommends this...
WAIT I JUST REALIZED MICDROP IS PLAYING
SAME WTF
It’s recognizable
Absolutely breathtaking storytelling the green background also nicely complimented the green protagonist most definitely a 1st place in the Oscar Grammy winning nominations
"hm, committed murder I have. Run I must" - Master Yoda
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a trap remix or something...
Whoever made this deserves a Nobel Peace prize
god damnit this actually got 10000 views. okay give me recommendations for the next
"Yoda prepares to vore you"
@f sigma This. Holy fuck I didnt know how badly I wanted this to be a video.
Yoda gets arrested after being caught robbing someone for ketamine
Yoda advertises his new bottled bath water
Uisce Music Yoda sips something out of a straw while watching everyone raid Area 51 in the distance
I'm so glad I got to watch this in this finite lifetime. Thanks.
The title and thumbnail already have me rolling, lmfao.
Same lmao
this vid randomly popped into my mind, had to come reexperience the full yoda arc
Ketamine is for horses
But broadly used as a drug
Yoda is horses?!
Ketamine is for Yoda.
Ketamine is also used for humans tho
Ya'll have never had a wonky night out and it really shows
"Against the Jedi way, this is. Care, I do not."
I dont hear any club music in the background. How do I know its not some other random alleyway?
get better headphones noob
Yoda Was Just Found Burning Crosses In My Neighborhood, Pray For Me
You were the Good Egg! You were supposed to destroy the Bad Eggs, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
i saw this on a meme page, and now its in my recommendation. there must be meaning to my life
Dad what made u relax when you were stressed
Me: hmm...well I do remember this one video growing up
Yoda out here with a Ketamine operation but also listening to kpop
Caused me great pain this has. Ketamine, I must take.
Thank you! Asmr videos like this help calm me down and Ive listened to it every day before sleep.
Part 2:
Ketamine fuels you outside of a yoda to rob his club addiction
*I'm so proud of this community*
I love how BTS is on in the background.
Thank for this. I can finally die at piece with the world.
Commit vehicular manslaughter in my 2003 Honda Civic like a Yoda
How has this not gotten like millions of views yet? This is absolutely legendary.
Roses are red,
I like reading non-fiction,
Yoda’s robbing me outside a club to fuel his ketamine addiction
Best random video in my recommendations in the past month!!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
TH-cam recommendation: *this*
That smooth transition when yoda came on
Top ten real life reddit horror stories
This is canon in star wars lore
I love how mic drop by BTS Is playing in the background at the beginning. Made me smile.
how are armies finding this video. i mean i'm glad, cuz i've been army since Wings. but how this video of all things...
Uisce Music lmao. I guess us Army’s just get a feeling..
ASMR’s purpose in our reality was to birth us this beautiful child of elegance. Such an inspiring ASMR I will say. Basking away in the golden glory of its illuminating light... it burns !!.... But it burns so good
Thank you Yoda, Very Cool!
This is the best yoda ASMR I’ve seen yet.
Thank you
We have reached the pinnacle of human evolution
PART 2 :
th-cam.com/video/gZPuSN2pwoA/w-d-xo.html
check the description of this one, i wrote a full transcript of the audio
Edit: 500K? nice, 1 mil next okay
I’ll start pt 3 soon
Already know what ima do for part 3
B-)
agnes - music wow a full transcript of the 1 minute audio. Thank u so much
Pataganja don’t be talkin all that mess
Thank you for thinking the way you do.
how you gonna hate outside of the club when you can’t even get in
TH-cam recommendations really knows what I want to watch.
Jack move ....pull the trigger I will ..gimme the loot u must or I will see brains
This made me fall asleep it's so satisfying
Humanity truly reached its peak. We do live in a society because there are people in the world...
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Ok, I did not know what to expect. I
This video changed my life.
Paid my taxes since 2003 I have not
Die in a shoot out with the IRS I will
Affording my rent, I am not. Destroyed my marriage, ketamine has.
Yes
I love this sudden Yoda resurgence
They should make this in VR
Wow you nailed it
Can you make a yoda washing my back in a bathroom asmr
Image seeing this video again in 20 years
So is everyone gonna ignore Mic Drop in the background
I heard it and SCREAMED, idk why but it was so funny
Now this is asmr