TH-cam: No cartoons or characters appealing to kids in adult situations. Also youtube: Ay bruh, wanna see Yoda score some Special K from Mosters Inc dude?
Excellent acting, outstanding character development and my god the image is amazing and dont even get me started on how good the story is. Great production value. Hoping for a sequel.
dwit idk was doing a surgery and the nurse injected me with ketamine so I could sleep but turns out had allergic reactions, started shaking and making sudden movements and coughing which wasn’t great so they diagnosed me as allergic to ketamine
Hope you guys enjoy this one, I know it’s been a few days since a Yoda video! Thanks again everyone for getting me to 1,000 subs! Edit: I actually put more work than usual into this one. Hope it paid off!
I know and speak very minimal Japanese (I took my son to Tokyo back in 2017) I try to incorporate a little bit into my everyday back and forth dialogue at work. I think you did a great job!
![[ASMR] Yoda goes for a job at Taco Bell but is denied due to being a registered sex offender](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5r00LcDSX8/mqdefault.jpg)
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Commit hate crimes in my Honda Civic while on ketamine I must.
An epic gamer moment this is
Conveniently, they apparently manufacture ketamine in a car factory
*2001 Honda Civic
Don’t buy a Honda Civic that’s a girls car
Chris6L blasphemer, you are.
imagine historians in the future studying the culture of the 21st century and they decide to study this
I fear for the sanity of future historians who have to make sense of 21st century humor.
@@brycecourtneymusic you can already look at dataism for perhaps the closest example of similar art to this
imagine this is the only video evidence that humanity even existed
dumb shit will always exist. we'll just be the lords of dumb shit for all of time to come
1,400th like
Imagine people from the 1800’s looking at this
"Oh God the puritains were right! Our modernising society was a path that would lead us to the devil!"
They'd think yoda was some sort of demon
@@JXTPE yeah doubt it
Everyone from the 1800’s is already dead
Matthew Coyle people around that time period didn’t talk like that maybe 1695...
In a few centuries, people will study this like we study Shakespeare
Write down in 1000 Words what the authors feeling have been when creating it and how he expressed his anger by using Sir Yodas Gramatik.
What? you egg!
Watno
But that’s so true tho
Hopefully
I've learned more about the Ketamine from Yoda than I did from my own dad, who was a drug dealer.
Are you sure your dad isn't Yoda?
Mr. Crack no yoda would have smoked all the drugs before being able to sell them
Vegetarian Soylent-Green you clearly have no understanding of ketamine then
Jedi order wants to know your location
You mean walter
I was not mentally prepared for how intense this turned out to be
Brother
Imagine working at a ketamine factory and watching a small green goblin thing scrambling around the factory, stealing ketamine.
Fucking tweakers
carlos green *a g a i n ?*
Made me scream
lol
Can i join it?
Me: the internet is great! There possibilities are endless!
The internet: *Yoda with a ketamine addiction*
TH-cam: No cartoons or characters appealing to kids in adult situations.
Also youtube: Ay bruh, wanna see Yoda score some Special K from Mosters Inc dude?
The FTC gonna wreck this channel
@_Chino98 same
The FTC: you aren't responsible for your kids parents, TH-cam is!
@@AlexiasPlaylist I for one welcome our new megacorp overlords.
You wut man
This is honestly the most random thing to have ever found it’s way into my recommended section
“Mmm left me my wife has”
@@user-vp9lc9up6v *consent, she did not.*
*S C R E A M, S H E D I D*
silence her, I must.
MmmMmmMMm took the kids she did
Took the kids,she did
Want the kids I did not
Wenzor The Cleric **MmmMmmMMmmMMMMMMmmmMmMMMMmMMmMmMMmmmmmMMmMmmMMMMMMMMMMmMmmmMMmmmmMmM mMmMMmmMm mMMMmMmMMM***
Excellent acting, outstanding character development and my god the image is amazing and dont even get me started on how good the story is. Great production value. Hoping for a sequel.
I, Mike Wazowski, have a dream.
Mike Sullivan really became a gangstar
AldentheBlue That my children won’t be judged on their number of eyes, but by their character.
Jojo starts playing*
*_piano time_*
@@mottosan If you hear those piano keys get ready to meet Allah
This is the worst thing to happen on a September 11th.
Oh boy do I have a story for you
@@mrselfdestruct7605 and what's the story???
I think my birth is worse but I get your point
Best*
John Bruh Yoda caused 9/11
Why are they building cars in a ketamine factory
To transport it, everything made in one place to save on cost
Napalm Strike top 10 smartest anime characters
Owen S. Multitasking
2001 Honda civic
Wooooooosh
I looked up asmr and this is the fourth result
1950's: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!
2019:
Very wrong they are
2009 TH-cam commenters: I bet we'll have original comments!
2019:
Even better
@@calveyan ikr, everyone just does the same thing anymore.
Disappointed I am.
Don’t judge him man the air on his home planet was 70% ketamine he needs it to survive
I don’t do ketamine.
I just like the way it smells.
Uhh
i don't do ketamine, ketamine does me
I spin until I am dizzy.
That is a way better way than taking drugs.
@@raulperez2308 in russia
@@thenormalperson4186 no dopamine nor serotonin tho
Drug addiction has never been more appealing
No lego starwars yoda death sound? Bro that's hella crinch bro
Rakin Kazi indeed hella crinch, big mistake I have made... :(
Rakin Kazi say goodbye to wife and children I must. Goodbye, Karen...
That's whackity whack yo
i guess that means he survived
Penis penis
“Yoda robs the ketamine factory to fuel his addiction”
900 thousand people: *ah yes.very interesting*
Don't ask me what Yoda has done for ketamine. Just don't...
What has yoda done for ketamine?
@@ozymandias949 are you familiar with the tiananmen massacre? Guess who did it
The question is"What hasnt yoda done for ketamine"
@@saintricardo8746 Nothing happened in Tienanmen dude - The Chinese Government
Friend Patine the guy from Germany with the funny mustache? Guess who was under the costume.
Yoda reads of mice and men silently for ten hours.
Why has this not been made into a video yet??
After “the point” you can barely hear him holding back tears
@@jackdamascus4506 HAND OVER THE KETAMINE LENNY
George, I stole ketamine with yoda, can I still tend to the rabbits?
10/10 for the Japanese part had me laughing
Yeah. His Japanese is unintelligible to actual Japanese speakers except for places.
Level of proficiency: 2
Level of Comedy: Over 9000
When he said 'mmmmmmmmmmmm' I felt that.
Thank you so much for making this. I am the most relaxed I have been since I was in the womb, and I have slept for 83 years now. This is quality ASMR.
Idk if This is real or it is the 40mg of ambien i took
real, this is
we got to respect this asmrist to not put any ads on this video, thank you for protecting our ear drums.
I find it amusing how the internet turned Yoda into a drug addicted boomer. I don't think Lucas ever foresaw this.
It's currently 3 am and I'm watching Yoda rob a ketamine factory
Edit: Holy Yoda I got 1k likes thx
Time well spent, sleep is for the weak
Same
2:42am rn and this is the best haha
neon tetra woah same
Me at 5 am
It is currently 1am on Christmas and I’m watching this
The entire Yoda asmr saga is in my recommendations finally.
thank you for doing what you do! i always listen to these videos to fall asleep, the feelings in my head are so relaxing 😌
*Sorry, I don't speak in sushi language/10*
Sorry bro I don't speak hentai
Sorry I don't speak Naruto
Sorry weeb, I don’t speak moon runes
this had me hooting and holler and also your Japanese was pretty covincing
No yare yare daze
Mmm slightly dissapointing
Kiritsugu Emiya or beat down for that matter
@@damaran834 true
It’s giorno’s theme but ok
Joke memes are already nothing but a memory
Needed more MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUUDAAAA
this is the hardest i've laughed in a while. thanks man.
It is 3 am and i am watching this. My life is on a high point.
Best ASMR ever, it cured my depression
The star wars movie no one asked for....yet the only one we need
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Yoda: *MMMMMMMMMM*
ive consumed ketamine and IM GOING TO DIE
Evening Gromit
i am
HAR HAR HAR SPONGEBOB ME BOY I'VE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND IM GOING TO DIE
“Begun, my crippling ketamine addiction has, run over droids, in my 2001 Honda Civic, I must.
words cannot describe how perfect this is
Came here from michael and Lily’s stream lmao I didn’t regret this as someone who is allergic to ketamine xD
Yo yo yo how do you know you're allergic to ketamine
bro? how did you find out your allergic 🤨
how are u allergic to ketamine?
dwit idk was doing a surgery and the nurse injected me with ketamine so I could sleep but turns out had allergic reactions, started shaking and making sudden movements and coughing which wasn’t great so they diagnosed me as allergic to ketamine
@@chronosagenyt2620 o man that must suckk
Such an amazing video deserves 1 million views 👌🏻
I sometimes feel like I enter an alternate reality when I take a gander at the TH-cam recommendations
Hey person who got recommended this in 2029
Hey
@@zekenotbobby3751 nah cause im livin in 3030 nigga
Hi
Hi im from 2020 im 8 years and 10 months to early
Me
This video is ahead of its time
Cant wait till this gets recommended to me in 7 or so years
I love that this is the first video I choose to watch in 2020, a new decade. It’ll be a nice decade.
Hope you guys enjoy this one, I know it’s been a few days since a Yoda video! Thanks again everyone for getting me to 1,000 subs!
Edit: I actually put more work than usual into this one. Hope it paid off!
JakeMac love em man, keep it up 🤙🏻
I cant even speak Japanese except for cussing but you deserve a 10/10
Jake, I loved the video but I have an issue with the plot. Why didn't yoda just run mike over with his 2001 Honda Civic?
WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF THE JOJO SONGS USED
JakeMac what’s the song at the start
Yoda: rehab, I will not go
*Pulls out lightsaber*
Yoda: force me, you will not
I like how Yoda immediately surrenders once mike starts speaking in Japanese.
Crazy how he said he had a family and now we find out about baby yoda about a month after this was posted
Love that I'm watching this on christmas day
Im so glad I found this gem again🙏😭
WHo came from Michael Reeves?
Here's one :P
Thank you Michael thank you
When did he reference this?
Yeet
@@wessltov On Lily's stream
This has such deep 2002 energy I love it
Me: Yoda me and the other council members know about your ketamine addiction you need helpea
Me: yoda- YODA PUT YOUR HAND DOWN- *gasps for air*
I’m so glad that out of the entire history of humanity, I lived at the same time this masterpiece was created.
0:02 My boy Yoda rollin' up in an 02 Honda Civic sedan like a real G!!
I never thought I'd have a favorite ASMR video
binge watching these Yoda videos I have
Ahh yes, my favourite video to relax to
The fact that there is an entire factory for ketamine is already suspicious
So where do u think k comes from?
Ketamine is an anaesthetic used in veterinary medicine. Of course there's factories.
Where do you think ketamine is made...?
Ah, time revisit the classic
I clicked on this randomly bc ketamine and was not dissatisfied
Fucking same bro
"GIVE ME KETAMINE YOU WILL"
"👁👃👁"
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I didn’t know Yoda and Oliver Sykes had so much in common
Normal people: He is gonna be the death of me!
Yoda: He is going to be the Ketamine
1980: In 2019 we will have flying cars
2019:
Such wonderful animation. So realistic. Much perfect.
This is the 15th ASMR Yoda video today that TH-cam has recommended to me
GOD HELP ME!
The Edboy This IS god helping you.
Deadly combination Indeed my friend uWu "Yoda"
1 like for the bakemonogatari op.
Can’t believe they cut this from attack of the clones
I know and speak very minimal Japanese (I took my son to Tokyo back in 2017) I try to incorporate a little bit into my everyday back and forth dialogue at work. I think you did a great job!
Watch this in 10 years again, I must. Art, this is
this showed up in my recommended and changed my life. thank you.
this ASMR is rather relaxing
This looks like something that was made in 2000 and put on Newgrounds
this highkey is the funniest thing ive seen all year
I like how sentences that involve death start with HmMMM
I lost it at *"mHhhhmmm, arrived at the ketamine factory, I have!"*
Thank you, Michael
Many laughs, I had
Thank you, thanks to you I have finally been able to get some restfull sleep at night
TH-cam recommended in December 2019 be like:
Thats about how I remember star wars
thanks Michael
I watched this whilst having a mental breakdown. Cried more than I ever have before
I got an ad about addiction, they know they’re market well
*their
This saved my life in multiple ways thank you so much
gotta love micheal
this is by far THE best video on TH-cam
The song name at the start is Renai Circulation, you're welcome
Thanks so much. I tried every combination of "drop it like its hot anime"
Baby yoda bring back his master to life with stronkest ketamine, he must
Thank you Michael reeves
Helps me go to sleep