15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups | Netflix is a Joke

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  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “
    Perfection

  • @steamboatbill4
    @steamboatbill4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

    • @TheodoreDeZorzi
      @TheodoreDeZorzi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Better to be alone than annoyed

    • @jacole1234
      @jacole1234 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Mate... onwards and upwards!

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

    • @wiscogirl81
      @wiscogirl81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine was Valentines Day 2013! Cheers 🍻

    • @annak6537
      @annak6537 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it really that bad? I’ve avoided it like the plague because I grew up with two dysfunctional adult children and none of it seemed good enough for me to repeat. I am even more taken aback by how many unhappily married people there are. I wonder what the happily married ones know that the rest do not..?

    • @altsam9
      @altsam9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@annak6537I know a lot couples who have been married for +20 years and don't plan on divorcing but they're not happy AT ALL.
      The secret for these couples that never divorce is that one of them (in most cases the woman) has a very low self-esteem and 0 self respect and ends up forgetting multiple times the cheating, the emotional abuse and sometimes even physical abuse.

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My ex asked me for a divorce on Valentine’s Day and then later married on Valentine’s Day. I always wonder if they are still married…😏

    • @akrobatik7154
      @akrobatik7154 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@annak6537 that's easy! Never stop having sex regularly.

  • @Rin-ig3ci
    @Rin-ig3ci 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage.
    You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner.
    There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

    • @JD-dh7bk
      @JD-dh7bk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The young adults today want and expect too much. They think they are special. Everybody thinks they're special. And the right person for them will know how special they are and fill all the voids in their lives..
      But the problem is NO ONE IS SPECIAL. And everyone needs to climb down from their high horse. And be realistic. We are all flawed. No one will 100% perfect be for anyone. And people need to willing to work on their marriage rather than running to divorce the second it gets hard. Marriage ebbs and flows.
      People today overthink over analyze relationships. It's ridiculous.
      I knew the second I saw my husband he was it for me. 2 weeks of dating we got engaged. 3 months later we got married. In March we will celebrate 28years of marriage. No our marriage isn't perfect. But he is the RIGHT person for me.
      *We met at a friend's house. dating apps weren't a thing. They shouldn't be a thing now.

    • @user-qn8hk7yx1z
      @user-qn8hk7yx1z 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      its working together and building each other up not going behinde someone and saying it to everyone and they lie and u lie and screw other people

    • @blutygergaming8789
      @blutygergaming8789 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@JD-dh7bk Watch out, the Alphabet Soup Group will be burning your house down if they can figure out how to use a lighter

    • @JD-dh7bk
      @JD-dh7bk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@blutygergaming8789 I don't know who the alphabet soup group is but I'm not worried. Lol

    • @blutygergaming8789
      @blutygergaming8789 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @JD-dh7bk It's LGBTQ- whatever other letters they come up with

  • @annjohnson8437
    @annjohnson8437 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

    • @dukeduke2790
      @dukeduke2790 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cmon ladies someone reply to him..🤦🏻😂

    • @Moose92411
      @Moose92411 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dukeduke2790 I don't need a reply to feel what I feel.

    • @benjaminwelkens8118
      @benjaminwelkens8118 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I apologize for the audacity. But I'm guessing that your mother won custody

  • @edithmr21o
    @edithmr21o ปีที่แล้ว +103

    That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

    • @ajneill9640
      @ajneill9640 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂 For real she cracks me up

  • @robinkrieger8003
    @robinkrieger8003 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

  • @marycline4802
    @marycline4802 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

    • @Dyamond-iw5jp
      @Dyamond-iw5jp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ain't no shame in that game😊, I'm sure we all done something that we never thought we would. ( I.E. get divorced 😅) Whichever way you go more power to you.🎉❤🇺🇲✊🏿(Power to ALL the people)

    • @Gotoworkkk
      @Gotoworkkk 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don’t do it!

  • @annmarieknapp
    @annmarieknapp ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      35 years, here. I look around at couples and think "why?" Such an awful lot of compromise and drama for so little return." I can see why men want to marry. Even in 2023 they still get the whole deal: cook, maid, therapist, mommy. But women? No way.....we get the crap end of the deal almost every time. It's a TRAP that women are conditioned to want to fall into. The way you phrased it was perfect: Independence Day.
      🎉😅

    • @wiscogirl81
      @wiscogirl81 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My 10 year divorceaversary is coming up!!!
      Cheers 🍻

    • @RocLobo358
      @RocLobo358 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm glad you're happy and got out of a situation that was causing pain

    • @jamaljames3910
      @jamaljames3910 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yall trippinl.. if you ever meet a good man. You'll see what I mean... women are Bad pickers.

    • @kdbee6086
      @kdbee6086 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Last thing in the world I want is another old goat to take care of!

  • @joannajung9279
    @joannajung9279 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

    • @jccaine7522
      @jccaine7522 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      But then how could they start a new family and completely forget about their current children? /s

    • @alexlondynn4440
      @alexlondynn4440 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jccaine7522this is an underrated comment

    • @HemantKumar-id3jg
      @HemantKumar-id3jg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They just aren't attractive. Weird somebody has to point that out.
      Sexual attraction doesn't work that way. Your iron clad solution might as well be- date other guys. Both make just as much sense.

    • @brandonlantier
      @brandonlantier 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should tell the cougars out here the same thing, Ive seen some creepy ass old men but when women do it its just downright degrading lol.

    • @silverlining1379
      @silverlining1379 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jccaine7522😂

  • @starwolf99
    @starwolf99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce.
    The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

    • @phyllissowhat
      @phyllissowhat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don’t EVER date someone going through a divorce. Why would you do THAT?

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@phyllissowhat it worked. One of them became my wife of now 17 years.

    • @phyllissowhat
      @phyllissowhat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@starwolf99 awww. I’m sorry I sounded cynical. I’m happy for you. Here’s to many more years…

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@phyllissowhat thank you. It's cool. I will say this: you learn what NOT to do in a relationship by dating divorcees.

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @phyllissowhat also, I get to have this little inside joke: "Let the record show she didn't marry an idiot...the second time around."

  • @reiver569
    @reiver569 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I’ve eaten a lot of Jello too, and I’d eat it all again.

  • @Im_who_made_you_life
    @Im_who_made_you_life ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My ex husband did that on a bus in Philly, it woke him up and the girl next to him goes 'DAMN WHITE BOY!' 😂

  • @hillary1161
    @hillary1161 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

    • @en2336
      @en2336 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      see I NEVER understood why men say that women initiate divorce 70% of the time like it's a knock on women...when it's just common sense that those women were treating their men right which is why the men didn't want to divorce, but the MEN weren't treating their wives right so the wives became unhappy...if women weren't treating the men right then more men would want divorces instead...

    • @metsfanal
      @metsfanal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@en2336 Lesbians get divorced at twice the rate as male-female marriages. And they give the same reasons that they blame men for: cheating, one person doing all the work, the other not paying attention to them. Seems to me women very much want to get married, they just don't want to be married.

    • @hillary1161
      @hillary1161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@en2336 ahhhh. Thank you for the nice reply. I'm sure I came off a bit blunt and angst. If you are being sarcastic, then cool, do you.

    • @tarsschley5771
      @tarsschley5771 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or they D.V. us.

    • @HemantKumar-id3jg
      @HemantKumar-id3jg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@en2336 Treating them right 😂😂.
      No, it's because there isn't any incentive for men to divorce unlike women. Most Women globally (regardless of their income level) marry guys who earn more than them (That's a verifiable stat). A divorce would be a financial suicide for many guys so despite being miserable their incentive is to stay married. It's that simple.
      Your conclusion is as stupid as saying that women were happier in marriages a century ago because the divorce rates were lower. If they weren't being treated right, they would've initiated divorce more.
      That 70% stat just proves that women are much much more likely to end a marriage, which is true.

  • @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039
    @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

  • @amyjeanbelk7561
    @amyjeanbelk7561 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    $1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

  • @molefeII
    @molefeII ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

    • @cindyhill4864
      @cindyhill4864 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She has a few, love her

    • @dumaskhan
      @dumaskhan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindyhill4864 I first saw her on Dry bar, she is a hoot!

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

    • @samanthaswade7053
      @samanthaswade7053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is very much an individual opinion. Everyone is different. BTW, I would never gamble

  • @thepinkBra1
    @thepinkBra1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

  • @kendallstark4302
    @kendallstark4302 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

  • @mokneek82
    @mokneek82 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Chelsea fucking nailed it.

  • @cehaver
    @cehaver ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

    • @LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy
      @LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Kind of terrifying that you’re a therapist but felt the need to Karen underneath a comedy compilation.

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zydude, does Karen mean anything anymore? They’re literally just sharing a benign opinion.

  • @trudy285
    @trudy285 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

    • @prakritisardana118
      @prakritisardana118 ปีที่แล้ว

      Change how?

    • @trudy285
      @trudy285 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prakritisardana118 Brightest Blessings to you. ☺️✌️

    • @adeho789
      @adeho789 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Congratulations! 22 years after 22 years... Awesome you discovered this special occasion in time! May you be blessed with love! ❤

    • @trudy285
      @trudy285 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adeho789 Thanks! 👍

  • @edsmith2562
    @edsmith2562 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lucky! Especially Nate and Kathleen.

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lisaahmari7199
      Two weeks ago we saw Jim Gaffigan and I was kinda let down by him. The opener was actually better. A comedian by the name of Ted Alexandro, very funny guy.

  • @GeorgeCostanza-n1o
    @GeorgeCostanza-n1o ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

  • @torrisali2082
    @torrisali2082 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

    • @janematthews9087
      @janematthews9087 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Welcome to the secret of why people want to go to colleges: That piece of paper you spent 4 years studying doesn't matter so much as your drinking buddy you spent your weekends with in the frat house.
      The paper is a nice decoration for your parent's house, though.

    • @Amythstwish
      @Amythstwish ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have recommendations?

    • @lcatherineb5396
      @lcatherineb5396 ปีที่แล้ว

      @torrisali2082 is ur pic Thundercats???

    • @torrisali2082
      @torrisali2082 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lcatherineb5396 ​ @lcatherineb5396 Yes it is. Thanks for noticing. LAVELLE CRAWFORD (side eye @Amythstwish), One of the comedians I saw as a kid and followed joked about it.

  • @shikshakshokwithjuliana
    @shikshakshokwithjuliana ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Tom Pappa absolutely true.

  • @ladyastralis
    @ladyastralis 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch.” Perfect.

  • @107uptown
    @107uptown 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

  • @soflyedits322
    @soflyedits322 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    LMFAO @15:11 - 'you don't marry hot, you marry strong' is a profound statement alone but tom papa follows it with 'you don't want a supermodel, you want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch' hilarious !! 💀

  • @ankahbello1327
    @ankahbello1327 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

    • @shannonclark3148
      @shannonclark3148 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And how many of the divorce statistics are repeat offenders?

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Hey. Just wanted to remind you…this is a comedy compilation, not a TedTalk on divorce/marriage. Not necessary to take it quite so seriously. It’s purely anecdotal, you know?

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@shannonclark3148this. I have a relative who is on marriage number five. No judgement on that person, they finally found a good fit! I just mean, that absolutely skews the statistics. That relative has two siblings who have each been married to their first spouses for decades.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@jenniferpatterson4964But currently, there's a big cultural push to encourage young people to think both marriage and parenting are horrible to the point of being an impossible hell. They're not for everyone, and they both require work,
      But done right, both are some of the most joyful things in life.

    • @kevintinzy7335
      @kevintinzy7335 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@jenniferpatterson4964you already said what I was about to say. Right On. Some people don't know when to laugh.

  • @DanaGoldbergMD
    @DanaGoldbergMD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved all of it but was so confused by iliza’s pants. 😂

  • @MarissaBookiebabe89072
    @MarissaBookiebabe89072 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Leanne Morgan, Anyone know where her dress is from? I love it!!!

  • @PearlsandRoses
    @PearlsandRoses 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “…and now our 🎶reputation is diiiiiiF’RENT!!”😂😂😂😂

  • @tarsschley5771
    @tarsschley5771 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses.
    Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

  • @NaturalHealingAlchemist
    @NaturalHealingAlchemist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🪩4:47😂 Me🙋🏻‍♀️I can dance but, I can’t do math 🧮 to save my life!🤣

  • @helengorton894
    @helengorton894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My father left when l was 7. My mother told me he was on a
    business trip. I didn't see him again for 5 years. Mind you l was born in 1946. Nobody explained anything in those days.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dating. Tried it. I was a buff woman. I started a Meetup singles gp. I lifted weights, blonde, smiley. Men u get…recovering alcoholics, power men who retired but still wants the power, man ruled by his adult kids, and on. The power guy met me at loc only to chg loc to where the staff knew him by name. He cried by the end of the night aft two beers. I gave up. I did set get two couples finding each other. One broke up.

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My husband left after 7yrs when I was 27. We had 3 boys. Then I met someone else at 34 and had a 4th boy but after we got engaged he killed himself. I'm a figure model and finding a good guy like my fiance was is NOT POSSIBLE. Dating is for the frickin birds. I wish you many more happy years together!

    • @barbaramason3145
      @barbaramason3145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too funny 😂

    • @barbaramason3145
      @barbaramason3145 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@roadlesstraveled34bless your heart 😢

    • @cehaver
      @cehaver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone will always want to see you naked, beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes❤. However dating is dumb at our age. I honestly just date casually after my 17 year relationship ended over wanting kids. It was amicable. I don’t really want another man being central in my life.

  • @hillary1161
    @hillary1161 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jo koy nailed it

  • @dilciaenid57
    @dilciaenid57 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    On like Donkey Kong

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There was an interesting divorce notice in our local paper several years ago. This woman was somehow married to three men in the same family at the same time. It went something like, "Sam Stevens and Edgar Stevens have both filed for divorce against Rebecca Stevens after finding out she is still currently married to John Stevens."

  • @artparty222murphy9
    @artparty222murphy9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lateral move . 😢😂

  • @jacktequila1148
    @jacktequila1148 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

    • @800pgm
      @800pgm ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's Leanne Morgan! We love her!

    • @francobenevento7598
      @francobenevento7598 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The only non funny person of the group.

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@800pgmthank you!

  • @whoaskedforthisbs
    @whoaskedforthisbs ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

  • @MervilleJr
    @MervilleJr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny stuff.

  • @shushymcsecret993
    @shushymcsecret993 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The older country woman was surprisingly funny

    • @lillyluvsJesus2
      @lillyluvsJesus2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I agree, Leanne Morgan is one of my favorite clean comedians. Her delivery and lines are hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @nice00017
    @nice00017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nice ❤

  • @ChantalOfTheNorth
    @ChantalOfTheNorth 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I divorced and got remarried. My spouse and I have both declared that, if we don't work out long term, neither of us wants to do this again lol. Like we did the work to build something from ground up and we did a damn good job. But never again lol. If something happens and we end up splitting, my bestie and I are going to live together and have dogs lol.

  • @geomonabe
    @geomonabe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Last guy nailed it.

  • @DanaC-ne7bc
    @DanaC-ne7bc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just hilarious

  • @maryd253
    @maryd253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    April is great

  • @celeste3735
    @celeste3735 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was distracted by the pants

  • @jugsteve
    @jugsteve ปีที่แล้ว +11

    John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

  • @jaimeheard9202
    @jaimeheard9202 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jello

  • @natalie9884
    @natalie9884 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards).
    No negative comments please and thank you.

  • @dqskymagne2762
    @dqskymagne2762 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "...and I'm like... and she's like... this really like ... and I'm like ... and she's like ..."

  • @zanebarrett3728
    @zanebarrett3728 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

  • @3rdWorldGirl93
    @3rdWorldGirl93 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Coz i don't wanna jiggle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

  • @NOPE-55515
    @NOPE-55515 ปีที่แล้ว

    @annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

  • @z50king29
    @z50king29 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What does the double tap mean?

  • @SolisSolaris
    @SolisSolaris หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do you tell the difference between the newness of a relationship wearing off vs falling out of love?

  • @achingaster1199
    @achingaster1199 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m either going to laugh or cry in 15 minutes

  • @LauPulstar
    @LauPulstar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Who Is the 57 year old blonde comedienne? The one that ate the jello

    • @silverlining1379
      @silverlining1379 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Leanne Morgan- she’s hilarious!

  • @jacobhertan2680
    @jacobhertan2680 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

  • @GregFiore
    @GregFiore 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who’s the woman with the accent?

  • @samkerr117
    @samkerr117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aw the first guy tho

  • @rachelattack
    @rachelattack 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When does the funny bit start?

  • @alezandradavila2581
    @alezandradavila2581 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yea

  • @UCanHaveHim
    @UCanHaveHim 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The problem starts with moving too fast. Sex within a few months and ignoring the signs hoping things will change is...stupid. Breaking up is inevitable. Just wait for it.

  • @chillndrama
    @chillndrama ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who is the last guy?

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

    • @Nowthatswhaticallsedona
      @Nowthatswhaticallsedona ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lolol why you care so much how someone wears there pants
      Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nowthatswhaticallsedona Lolol Why do you care so much about a random person's comment?
      Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

    • @Nowthatswhaticallsedona
      @Nowthatswhaticallsedona ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echognomecal6742 I definitely don’t care about anybody’s choice of fashion. You posted the original comment I actually didn’t even notice it until I read your comment. It’s called a response, it’s what you do to public comments on TH-cam videos. Starting a dialogue ya know it’s what we do on the internet

  • @ksy4747
    @ksy4747 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

    • @MaryBethTeaches
      @MaryBethTeaches ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. Tom Papa sucks. I can’t even stand to hear his voice: if he is on WWDTM, I will turn it off.

  • @lukepurser3432
    @lukepurser3432 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thumbnail lies, the o ly john Mullaney u get is 2 seconds at the beginning

  • @jessicaphillips763
    @jessicaphillips763 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

  • @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw
    @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We were not together.

  • @amandal8330
    @amandal8330 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hahaha you looking for maritial sympathy from the ones that never made THAT mistake ???

  • @brian3895
    @brian3895 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm sorry, I tried I really tried but black comedians are soooooo much more funny.

  • @matharobinsonsalami6364
    @matharobinsonsalami6364 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂

  • @jflowj
    @jflowj 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nikki Glaser bad fits cause half her breakups

  • @PoArquero
    @PoArquero 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fuckin love ya ɓabe

  • @artparty222murphy9
    @artparty222murphy9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

  • @danielebunlomo9593
    @danielebunlomo9593 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if i speak....

  • @reginahuber
    @reginahuber ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Which pandemic?

  • @DJ-sv7xf
    @DJ-sv7xf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now!
    I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

  • @ericvidiella7497
    @ericvidiella7497 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Depressing

  • @beanseason6515
    @beanseason6515 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I decry your unethical practices and hereby demand that you pay your actors. And each one gets their own espresso machine and a leopard with a diamond-studded collar. You owe them that much.

  • @rilenaveen5695
    @rilenaveen5695 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. These were painfully unfunny

  • @SeeingSebastian
    @SeeingSebastian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😅

  • @minigol91
    @minigol91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The red head was so lame

  • @TerroYoung
    @TerroYoung ปีที่แล้ว

    😢❤

  • @keririggs3152
    @keririggs3152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom's not wrong. Women that don't want to build muscle do exist. 😒 Talk about a waste of space.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t believe in marriage. It’s a dog and pony show.

  • @BuddhatheBlackDog
    @BuddhatheBlackDog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is Iliza Schlesinger a comedian?