"Hey, uh, General Tullius, that guy may have just helped us negotiate for peace, but now I'm pretty sure there's not a single bucket in the kingdom." "What? Where did they all go?" "Not sure, but according to our intelligence there's this crazy guy standing on a literal mountain of buckets who screams at anyone who comes too close."
Okay, for anyone attempting this challenge here's something Mitten either forgot, did not mention or I completely missed him saying. Shouts, while they do not have a skill tree, ARE affected by perks in other skill trees. Slow time is affected by alteration perks and Frost and Ice breath are affected by destruction perks. Any shout that summons is affected by conjuration and so forth. So you can make things a little easier by using trainers to get specific perks to buff your shouts.
@@zachgould1989 yeah, just get a follower in the middle of nowhere, get beast form, give the follower 5 amulets of Talos, get them back, turn into a werewolf right as you talk to the follower, equip the amulets. And not in that order.
CraftySam, or he probably just didn't know it and thought that shouts are always as they are given. Because i surely thought that all my game, and i played a lot...
Can you beat Skyrim: Legendary Edition without hearing “Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.”
I’m really sad that you’re gone now mitten :( you made me so happy during my Highschool years I always watched you during class and at home. You got me back into new Vegas which is still hands down the best game I’ve ever played. You’ve done us a service with all your amazing and insane challenges. You fought a fight no person could match. RIP Mitten Squad :(
@@TrevorPalmer-zb5dh he very sadly passed away. It’s so saddening but I believe it was from alcohol abuse but don’t take it from me. It’s just confirmed he’s passed and that’s the worst part. We lost an amazing person
@@kyaleerayen1615 This one does not think that khajiit only use "khajiit" for themselves. For instance this one uses khajiit, this one, and My Jokes Aren't Funny.
@@dickmeatbootysack2165 it's very different, bro if gun bashing looked that much like melee, there would be bashing builds already gun bashing is pretty bad and melee is pretty good
Platoon Goon you need to be a werewolf it’s a little glitchy so save beforehand use transformation while talking with follower and if you time it perfectly give the five to the follower and equip it from their inventory if it worked you can shout with a 1 sec cool down.
Gage Cameron it was said dragons cannot fathom the words of the dragon rend shout. For mortality is not a concept they can endure. That their minds cannot bear it. That day Paarthurnax did the impossible.
@@SoulsgameLover He doesn't want to get to The Bucket Dungeon and be, like, "Why didn't I pick up all those buckets?" ( www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14/thulsa-broom )
I'm begging you. Can you beat skyrim only using a torch EDIT: you can use shouts as long as they dont do damage. The only damage he can do must come from the torch
@@gameingco360 "Can you beat Skyrim by only using shouts?" No. He relied on healing spells in order to heal, the environment to take down enemies that he couldn't kill, and his weapons to do some tasks that his shouts couldn't do. It's click bait. You fell for it. Congratulations. You even defend it. Children. Following in the footsteps of the people they look up to. How foolish.
Cona Bish autism level for you is off the charts. You ARE the spectrum with your comment. Can you beat the game using only shouts? That question is already fundamentally flawed and everyone here knows it and it's okay. Nothing would happen if you just shouted and didn't interact. That would be boring and trite. It's made for entertainment, not autismos to knitpick the language and meaning, just to point out something, they think, no one else noticed.
"Soon A Mudcrab came into town to save everyone and i knew i met my match, i quickly escaped into the woods" Next level definition of "Ive Seen Mudcrabs scarier than you"
That ones obviously a false courier, nothing stops the mail, not rain, not sleet, not hail, not from a calm summer breeze, to a high desert sandstorm, not mortality They gods amongst men
But, why did you comment that? That basically ended up being, "this on part of the video that most people saw, and that wasn't Evan that funny, was such a lol moment"
@@SacredDaturaa but did you need to tell everyone? It just populates the comment section with unoriginal sounds. A philosophy I like to go by is "in order to be recognized, you can't expect to be like the others around you. Put on a different look, and you get different looks.
RIP Paul! Many many night I would lay in bed awake at night with too much on my mind. Your voice would always put me at ease and help me relax. Just the best mindless content rest easy brother
the reason the carts are flipping and flopping around because your frame rate is not capped at 60fps and therefore you have broken the physics this twenty year old game engine depends on
you have no idea how much I appreciate your efforts on these videos, these must take so much time and you should be bored of playing the same stuff over and over again. also paying a visit to fork made me feel nostalgic, keep up with your good work dude, you're awsome!
I remember the first time I played skyrim. When I got my 1st shout I was really confused and excited. I also lost my way going to bleak falls barrow and found the giant camp on the other side of the mountains.
@@robosing225 no problem lol. Nii los dii genazend wah ofun mindah. 😊 Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language, to the point i could have interesting conversations with Paarthurnax himself 😂 "it is my pleasure to share knowledge" 🐲
@@windbeneathmywings4884 "Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language" Oh my. Now type "I love the smell of *Dragonborn Frost* in the morning"
There's actually an exploit where you can put on 4 amulets of Talos and your shout times are decreased to zero you simply have to put 4 of them in anything then press the button to equip the Amulet of Talos from said container and now you have 4 equipped
You did not actually have to experience the pain of walking across the entire world. In the white run stables there is a dude with a cart that can take you to any major city for like 30 gold
I only just now learned about his tragic passing. Back when i found this video years ago i was not only throughly entertained, i was smiling and laughing through most of it. Rest in peace Paul
I remember once I used a glitch to equip 5 amulets of talos and just shouted my way through everything in the game. It was a lot of fun to whirlwind sprint across the map
@@PBart7 If I'm remembering right, you just talk to a follower and press the button to transform into a werewolf at the same time. Once you're transformed you can ask them to trade with you, and you can equip anything. (I guess the game doesn't check to see if something else is already equipped in that slot when you're a vampire). I haven't done it since I used to play on console years ago, so they might have patched or something idk. You can probably find a video explaining it better
Mitten was one of the first youtubers and challenged youtubers that I have watch, even though I haven't watched him in atleast a year I still remember and love his videos. RIP Mitten, This is where are real games begin
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"Hey, uh, General Tullius, that guy may have just helped us negotiate for peace, but now I'm pretty sure there's not a single bucket in the kingdom."
"What? Where did they all go?"
"Not sure, but according to our intelligence there's this crazy guy standing on a literal mountain of buckets who screams at anyone who comes too close."
This deserves waaaaaay more likes
Thanks. :)
The "screams at anyone that comes too close" that broke me. 😄🤣🤣
The birth of the bucket born legend
@@jamiedotexe He Ulfric Stormcloud's them XD (Blasts their flesh from their bones like he did the emperor, if you didn't get it)
I was 11 when Skyrim came out and I hadn’t gotten the Dragonstone until I was lvl 32 and was like, OH YOU CAN SHOUT?
I was level 67 by the time I got to sky haven temple
I finished the most of the game by 35
Lmao same
Wow you are probably one of the very few people to encounter the frost troll in Bleak Falls Barrow.
Bro. It took me 4 years after Skyrim released to even beat the main story. I get that feeling lol
Okay, for anyone attempting this challenge here's something Mitten either forgot, did not mention or I completely missed him saying. Shouts, while they do not have a skill tree, ARE affected by perks in other skill trees. Slow time is affected by alteration perks and Frost and Ice breath are affected by destruction perks. Any shout that summons is affected by conjuration and so forth. So you can make things a little easier by using trainers to get specific perks to buff your shouts.
or he could use alchemy to get 0 sec cooldown shouts, but it would have been too easy
RaduϟKris _ you don’t even need potions you can use the amulets of talos glitch
I mean we don't really come here to see a challenge done 'well'.
@@zachgould1989 yeah, just get a follower in the middle of nowhere, get beast form, give the follower 5 amulets of Talos, get them back, turn into a werewolf right as you talk to the follower, equip the amulets. And not in that order.
CraftySam, or he probably just didn't know it and thought that shouts are always as they are given. Because i surely thought that all my game, and i played a lot...
Can you beat Skyrim: Legendary Edition without hearing “Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.”
I've done it myself.
If you uninstall the Dawngard DLC, you can do it
Just don't level up
I can hear this sentence
@@Fayabura but special edition gives the dlc free
best out of context quote: "after I fell off a cliff and died, I regained my composure."
Nah, it's gotta be "that 20 second wait in between attacks went from delicate foreplay to pinecone sodomy"
@@karmacharma8526 "This pissed me off, so I screamed Delphine off the side of a mountain"
"Eh, just shrug it off. Death isn't an excuse to stop like a little pussy"
You know, that's pretty much what happened with Gandalf...
XDDD
“A mud crab crawled out of the sea to protect the town and I knew I met my match”
Oh god it’s almost as powerful as a blootfly
@@idly2.0 I thought that said "Bootfly" and I imagined "Bootyfly" 😂
Joe Ben but does it have armor!?
"I've fought Mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
@@carracer42jsbsisv95 Aww, thank you for noticing!
"I reloaded a save from a previous playthrough where nothing broke" (cart in the background is half buried)
It just works!
@@thetee8682 thanks Todd!
Nothing broken there, that's called a feature.
It's a Bethesda game, I'd be concerned if it wasn't clipping through the ground.
Fun fact: the game is somehow almost completly stable at Switch
I’m really sad that you’re gone now mitten :( you made me so happy during my Highschool years I always watched you during class and at home. You got me back into new Vegas which is still hands down the best game I’ve ever played. You’ve done us a service with all your amazing and insane challenges. You fought a fight no person could match. RIP Mitten Squad :(
We lost one of TH-cam’s best 😢
What happened
@@TrevorPalmer-zb5dh he very sadly passed away. It’s so saddening but I believe it was from alcohol abuse but don’t take it from me. It’s just confirmed he’s passed and that’s the worst part. We lost an amazing person
It is very sad, lost my father the same way
@@biggiecheesethewise6437he’s not actually dead check your facts before saying stuff like that
"Couriers can't die"
The game was rigged from the start
Sarthak Shah i love you. no homo
Sarthak Shah I dunno, Ulysses was a courier and he died real good
Tigerman theirs an option to let him live idk if thats canon tho
Tigerman how could you! I let him live
Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.
"Thankfully, nothing glitched out or broke"
*Bethesda would like to know your location for questioning.*
Only in the beginning of the other saves. Lucky
@@lax4359thank you very much for explaining the joke...
Psst hay I think your going to get hunt done for that joke
@@christopherfite994 khajiit wishes them luck, khajiit are as swift as the cheeta and as fierce as the dragon with her claws.
:3
@@kyaleerayen1615 This one does not think that khajiit only use "khajiit" for themselves. For instance this one uses khajiit, this one, and My Jokes Aren't Funny.
Can you beat Fallout 4 with only mines, bear traps, and caltrops?
Can you beat Fallout 4 with only gun bashing?
Gun bashing would be fun to see.
RetroGamer7200 gun bashing is technically a melee and he did Commie Whacker only, so it’s the same thing
@@dickmeatbootysack2165 it's very different, bro
if gun bashing looked that much like melee, there would be bashing builds already
gun bashing is pretty bad and melee is pretty good
Breno Bastos oh damn, I forgot about that. Haven’t played the game in a hot minute
He would have to constantly repair his guns if he’s only bashing lmao
Fun fact:
you can use the “clear skies” shout to damage enemies and it regenerates almost instantaneously
Really?! How much damage does it do?
@@markeye2043 not much but it stuns most enemies. So you can just keep stunning them until they die
@@toneyaustin2386 That’s perfect, on top of my Dual wield Chillrend (long story) I can beat anybody!
The first word is basically like fus and it recharges fast
Yeah i always used it. I sounds really cool aswell but i hate how you can only use it outside
"Actions speak louder than words" They said
Guess they're wrong
What if those words CAUSE actions???!
While I was reading this, a car ad came on and it said "actions speak louder than words"
Irrelevant but I just thought I would say that.
Nf quote
They weren't prepared for my words to be actions
or its a stalemate becuase the speaking of the word IS an action!!
This made me realize just how little I use shouts
I just use fus ro dah cause I like to see people flying sometimes
Yeah once your character is powerful enough a lot of them become kind of obsolete. But some are cool to use every now and then.
I tend to forget they exist soon after learning unrelenting force, then get briefly reminded each time I see a word wall
My friend played without using any shouts. He's a PC gamer and the keys were too out of place on the keyboard... lazy moron... lol.
I only use fus ro dah for the stagger
"This is 128 buckets"
*"dear god"*
"There's more"
*"NO"*
Mr Cool137 yes
@@izimari that's what we call a quality reference
@@ineedtherapy8339 Pretty *E P I C*
Deleted my comment because I knew it would make me cringe uncontrollably seven years from now.
I want to say something to signify that I know this is from tf2 expiration date but idk what to say so this is my comment. Good reference
“I turned to Bethesda’s favorite pacifist”
*WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE*
When is it at?
@@karenphillips7031 05:03
Ymfah!!!!! Yeeeeee boi
I wasn’t the only one excited
:)
*wagon glitching in opening cut scene but still gets you through*
Todd Howard: "It just works!"
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE??
It's a feature, not a bug
@@surrounds underrated comment, thank you for the chuckle
advisingbob Sweet little lies...
@@Supremacy962 ... that only happens when you use mods
there’s actually a glitch you can do where you equip 5 amulet of talos’ at the same time and have no shout cool down
jocaguz18 I use it all the time
@@thedodorex7612 How to do it?
Platoon Goon you need to be a werewolf it’s a little glitchy so save beforehand use transformation while talking with follower and if you time it perfectly give the five to the follower and equip it from their inventory if it worked you can shout with a 1 sec cool down.
@@thedodorex7612 vampire lord works too
Or use the restoration potion glitch
"So quickly. So quietly. So gently and maniacally." Beautiful choice of words.
Almost as beautiful as saying FUS RO DA
yup
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Viewers: “Wait it’s all buckets?”
Mitten Squad: “Always has been.”
14:21 “I didn’t really feel like engaging in petty thievery.”
*proceeds to steal numerous buckets
Its not stealing because the buckets were his to begin with.
They were always his they just didn't know it yet
Even if they were not his to begin with, this is more multi million dollar bank heist level shit, not petty theifery.
That's not petty theivery,that's a heist
It’s not petty, it’s a holy mission that cannot be held back by such trivial things as “laws”
That shot of Paarthurnaax at the end, just staring at the Dragonborn content in his pile of buckets, head tilted in befuddlement and grim acceptance
Paul: This...is a bucket.
Paarthurnaax: Dear god...
Paul: **Drops over 100 more buckets** Theres more.
Paarthunaax: No...
Gage Cameron it was said dragons cannot fathom the words of the dragon rend shout. For mortality is not a concept they can endure. That their minds cannot bear it.
That day Paarthurnax did the impossible.
"My goal is to find more than 54 for buckets before this thing is over..."
*Video immediately shows him passing up a bucket*
He doesn’t wanna reach 54 too quickly
came down here to comment this
Does anyone know why he likes buckets so much?
@@SoulsgameLover discount graenolf?
@@SoulsgameLover He doesn't want to get to The Bucket Dungeon and be, like, "Why didn't I pick up all those buckets?"
( www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14/thulsa-broom )
He's gone but not forgotten. He lives on in these videos, they'll always be some of my favorites
I'm begging you. Can you beat skyrim only using a torch
EDIT: you can use shouts as long as they dont do damage. The only damage he can do must come from the torch
Yes you can
@@yodathemassshooter5161 I wanna see him do it it would be hilarious
@@supergamerguy9224 good point
@Michael Williams how so
Nobody tell him.
"I guess it's if you're a glass half full or a glass smashed over your head kind of person" my new favorite quote
Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty, I see the glass tipped over onto it's side spilling out all of it's contents
@@spectaffyz I see the glass right on the edge of a table just barely not falling off.
"Skyrim Using Only Shouts"
Me: This is gonna be good.
My Brain: *Big Enough starts playing*
th-cam.com/video/yBLdQ1a4-JI/w-d-xo.html
@@diamondrocks2266 shame. *Thonks bell* shame
Giving ymfah the love he deserves for the utter bullshit he goes through for some of his Skyrim videos I love it
so true
10% actually doing the challenge
50% narrative
40% collecting buckets
Edit: this edit
@@gameingco360 "Can you beat Skyrim by only using shouts?" No. He relied on healing spells in order to heal, the environment to take down enemies that he couldn't kill, and his weapons to do some tasks that his shouts couldn't do. It's click bait. You fell for it. Congratulations. You even defend it. Children. Following in the footsteps of the people they look up to. How foolish.
Cona Bish autism level for you is off the charts. You ARE the spectrum with your comment.
Can you beat the game using only shouts? That question is already fundamentally flawed and everyone here knows it and it's okay. Nothing would happen if you just shouted and didn't interact. That would be boring and trite.
It's made for entertainment, not autismos to knitpick the language and meaning, just to point out something, they think, no one else noticed.
Should have been 100% collecting
Buckets
Robosing dude he was being sarcastic
10% silent comedy
Mitten squad: Now what have we learned
Me: Only buckets matter in life
Mitten squad: exactly
"haza a man of quality"
Thank you for all the likes 😁😁
I sold my soul to the devil for 3 buckets.... BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE!
In Skyrim I have a argonian collection
"Soon A Mudcrab came into town to save everyone and i knew i met my match, i quickly escaped into the woods"
Next level definition of "Ive Seen Mudcrabs scarier than you"
"Couriers can't die."
Courier 6: You're goddamn right.
The fuckers drunk, high, roided man, of Courier
primm
@@logger8498 what
@@Borkomora One of the couriers that were used for the platinum chip delivery is found dead at Johnson Nash’s house
That ones obviously a false courier, nothing stops the mail, not rain, not sleet, not hail, not from a calm summer breeze, to a high desert sandstorm, not mortality
They gods amongst men
Tsun: "None shall pass"
Shoutie: Yells three times
Tsun: "Alright you can pass"
Probably went something like:
"I"
"Will"
"Pass"
;)
@@Broadpaw_Fox me vs my teachers every year
Basically you vs your GF
News Headline:
“Local man steals buckets, residents want justice”
, but there are no resident left
dodo jesus what residents
But swear to god if he touches that chicken
Wait, are you sure local man isn't really Florida man in disguise?
If you know SML, You can already hear mr.goodman, "BREAKING NEWS, MKAY"
"the plate worked just as I thought it would. Meaning it didn't work at all"
I damn near choked on my coffee with that line
This was the first one of yours I ever watched. I hope you knew how much you were loved and how much you will be missed. RIP Paul.
'I turned to Bethesda's favourite pacifist.. ymfah.' Ah.. A man of culture.
Truly
Indeed
The man who doesnt play by rules
He also did that on ds2
How do you say his fucking name.
I usually say it like "yum-fah"
Damn bro these challenges just keep getting crazier and crazier I love it!
"Kickstart the Execution" is the name of my speedmetal band.
That's m tall as hell
That's a sick name or would be if this is a joke
Mitten: "Finding an amulet of Thalos is hard!"
Also Mitten: *finds one 10 seconds later*
Yeah ngl, just loot everyone including the gold in the beginning area, sell it, go to solitude, wait for the execution and boom you have an Amulet.
Mitten squad + ymfah reference = quality
Always thought they would make a dream team.
Im glad someone agrees with me
Thankyou Jadin Worth
@@joeyred0555 Not a problem if it's true.
I couldnt agree more
You are a wise man and I bid you farewell
Truuuuu
"Which allowed me to turn my mouth into a portable air conditioning unit"
that just killed me, well done.
same
You ever think about how fire breath is just *spicy* frost breath?
Same, that was just good.
That would mean fire breath is a portable furnace
Lol me too xD was just about to comment it AHAHA
The real question is:
*CAN YOU BEAT SKYRIM WITH ONLY BUCKETS?!??!*
it's too easy, everyone would die within seconds
Using telekinesis, not a bad idea. Might try it myself
Of course those thangs are goods
They can make you fly I'm actually not kidding
Builed a wal
Bandit: "Die already so I can take your stuff"
Dragonborn: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
The last dragonborn, a mythical man, woman, cat or lizard-
Elves: *sadness intensifies*
Orcs are elf
@@dragonborn-rw6kx yeah they're Orismer, but I had forgotten when I wrote the comment.
@@dragonborn-rw6kx there, fixed.
Nobody likes elves.
@@CThyran I like elf hentai
Beware the Bucket Bandit.
Reward: 4000 gold.
1100000Septims and 69 skooma
If you're not feeling safe, just give him the bucket and run.
Y all mofos need Talos, if you don’t he’ll scream at you!
He slaughtered a whole town, he'd have quite the bounty.
@@Halvos12 Well it was 2 days ago it was posted, let me check the noticeboard in town...
...Okay he has been updated.
New Reward: 20,000.
*cleans throat*
But did you know that you could've just jum-
ayy ayay ayayy no
Idk about you, but i *clear* my throat
I dust mine
I chug bleach and gargle
Love the idea that this dragonborn knew a bit of restoration maigc and could shout and that was the limit to his skill.
"I ripped off all my clothes and mounted the scaly beast" This is some hot quality content right here!
Fucking pervert.
@@benny375 its a joke learn bitch
The sequel to The Lusty Argonian Maid we've been waiting for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:25 "Believe it or not, the plate worked just like I thought it would... meaning it didn't work at all."
LOL
But, why did you comment that? That basically ended up being, "this on part of the video that most people saw, and that wasn't Evan that funny, was such a lol moment"
@@johnpaulmclellan1601 Because I thought it was hilarious? It really doesn't go any deeper than that dude.
@@SacredDaturaa but did you need to tell everyone? It just populates the comment section with unoriginal sounds. A philosophy I like to go by is "in order to be recognized, you can't expect to be like the others around you. Put on a different look, and you get different looks.
@@johnpaulmclellan1601 Good for you, buddy. My basic ass labors under no such pretension.
@@SacredDaturaa fair.
"become Ethel."
I'm deceased. I'm also subscribing
Judah Atkins I know like four 90+ year old women with that first name......
🤣🤣🤣
Become Earl?
Not necessarily in that order
I love how Paul has never said “become ethereal” the same way twice
We need a best of Mitten quotes i.e. "went from delicate foreplay to pinecone sodomy real quick"
My favorite is. " The plate worked exactly as I expected.... Not at all"
"Glass smashed over your head kind of person"
The amount of bear traps I activated for sexual reasons turned my ankles to a fine powder
So quickly and so quietly
So gently and maniacally
Next up:
Can you beat Skyrim VR without *wanting to die*
No
>You are overncombered
Time for a swim
Beat Skyrim vr with only a bow
Can you beat Skyrim VR always looking down/up
You hit #20 trending on gaming topic, good job dude!
RIP Paul! Many many night I would lay in bed awake at night with too much on my mind. Your voice would always put me at ease and help me relax. Just the best mindless content rest easy brother
Mitten Squad: This is a bucket
Paarthunax: Dear, God o o
Mitten Squad: (drops more than a hundred more) There's more
Paarthunax: No O O
References in this channel are on point af
Alduin: just kill me please
the reason the carts are flipping and flopping around because your frame rate is not capped at 60fps and therefore you have broken the physics this twenty year old game engine depends on
Ok
Ok
Ok
@@definitelyfunatparties bruh
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa thanks for proving my point.
“That pissed me off, so I screamed Delphine off the side of a mountain and went to find her body. Don’t ask me why”😂😂😂
I know why.
“But all I found was one of the rare water goats.”
Rest in peace Paul, may Sovngarde be kind to you
When Mitten Squad comes across a strangers bucket
“The bucket is mine, by right and deed.”
im mailing him a crafted bucket that looks like a skyrim one
The Omega Blade dude you’re gonna start a fad
Ripsicle yeah just give him the bucket, don’t want to cause trouble with him.
you have no idea how much I appreciate your efforts on these videos, these must take so much time and you should be bored of playing the same stuff over and over again. also paying a visit to fork made me feel nostalgic, keep up with your good work dude, you're awsome!
I love how almost panicked he sounds when he defends his decisions like "cut down some web with an axe; that doesn't count! web isn't alive."
I remember the first time I played skyrim. When I got my 1st shout I was really confused and excited. I also lost my way going to bleak falls barrow and found the giant camp on the other side of the mountains.
This guy XD.
“I don’t want to know what killed it... so quickly, quietly, so gently. And manically.
Hahaha
You had one job
He said this as I read it, it had me shookith
"XD"
Ew.
"I sped up the game more and more, until it crashed."
That was truly Made in Heaven
More like a Highway to Hell.
Is that a motherfucking jojo reference?
Why do you want to reset the universe?
@@PabloNavarrete5780 Dio = Captain that kicks the prosoner's head
Always hyped for new videos.
Love you
I now question mittens authority over my virginity
R.I.P. Mitten Squad. I will collect every bucket, in your honor
I stand with you brother
Ordinator’s tying Shouts to the Speech skill is a godsend
Ordinator is a godsend in general. I can't imagine playing a mage playthrough without it.
Tsun: you shall not pass
Dragonborn: YOL! YOL! YOL!
Tsun: you know what you can pass
If he uses YOL he would blast passed him anyway right? Yol was the speed shout
@@robosing225 no. Yol is Firebreath. Wuld is Whirlwind Sprint, or the "speed shout" you're referring to.
Wind beneath my Wings ah. It's been a while. I stand corrected. Thanks my guy
@@robosing225 no problem lol.
Nii los dii genazend wah ofun mindah. 😊
Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language, to the point i could have interesting conversations with Paarthurnax himself 😂
"it is my pleasure to share knowledge" 🐲
@@windbeneathmywings4884 "Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language"
Oh my. Now type "I love the smell of *Dragonborn Frost* in the morning"
The intro carriage going haywire is what happens when you disable v-sync in Skyrim... I've been there.
is that what it is? I've never seen it not do that since Skyrim SE. I wonder every time I see it how Bethesda hadn't patched it yet
nothing to do with vsycn, its because the game is running way past 60fps
It's skyrim, it'd be weird if the intro carriage didn't decide to have a seizure
Whatever it is it's the funniest intro I've ever seen
Yep it’s hilarious and it’s entirely random if it actually happens or not.
There's actually an exploit where you can put on 4 amulets of Talos and your shout times are decreased to zero you simply have to put 4 of them in anything then press the button to equip the Amulet of Talos from said container and now you have 4 equipped
:o
@@Cricketmane not a glitch. It's only a glitch if someone could do it on accident
I only used the Resto Glitch, never knew we could stack amulets, thx!
You can stack all pieces of armour
@@ethanparks3905 how?
Hero, How did you defeat the dragon?
I Yelled at it
Are you Jon Snow?
Rest in peace mittensquad
You did not actually have to experience the pain of walking across the entire world. In the white run stables there is a dude with a cart that can take you to any major city for like 30 gold
20 gold for cities with stables, 50 for those without
Yeah but he tries to use the stables as little as possible
He's a masochist, you should've learned by now.
I only just now learned about his tragic passing.
Back when i found this video years ago i was not only throughly entertained, i was smiling and laughing through most of it.
Rest in peace Paul
I remember once I used a glitch to equip 5 amulets of talos and just shouted my way through everything in the game. It was a lot of fun to whirlwind sprint across the map
Lol what was the glitch?
@@PBart7 that's what I'm sayin
@@PBart7 If I'm remembering right, you just talk to a follower and press the button to transform into a werewolf at the same time. Once you're transformed you can ask them to trade with you, and you can equip anything. (I guess the game doesn't check to see if something else is already equipped in that slot when you're a vampire). I haven't done it since I used to play on console years ago, so they might have patched or something idk. You can probably find a video explaining it better
The glitch very easy to do and I am surprised he didn't make a plan to use it because he can easily get to it
@@kristinheggs885 also it's not patched
“Believe it or not the plate worked just as i thought it would”
“Meaning it didnt work at all”
„Wide array of playstyles“
Ok so we got:
Stealth Archer
Archer Stealth
Stealthed Archer
Arch Stealther
Steel Arch
C‘nghrkregkntftgnahok
A stealthy archer
A archer that uses stealth
Ealth Starcher
Spell archer
Heavy armor, two daedric swords, and summoning magic.
you forgot sneak archer
Mitten was one of the first youtubers and challenged youtubers that I have watch, even though I haven't watched him in atleast a year I still remember and love his videos. RIP Mitten, This is where are real games begin
The captain that kicks down the prisoner needs to "kick"start the situation. 10/10
Best shout: "That's my purse! I don't know you!"
Gosh dangit bobbeh!
That boy ain't right..
I tell ya hwut.
Damnit Bobby
Next video: "Can You Beat Skyrim Without Stealing Any Buckets?"
impossible
impossible
impossible
impossible
Not possible
7:09 "Also couriers can't die, in retrospect I really shoud have seen that coming."
Nice little Fallout New Vegas reference here :D
Ikr
Already lost it at Shouter McGavin. That Happy Gilmore reference outta nowhere, god daaamn.
I see you had greater than 60 fps in the intro.
Or a mod.
Or a mod that lets you go above 60 fps.
You never know.
Thaias disabling v sync or have a high refresh rate monitor can let you have more than 60fps
@@idoartstuff9784 The problem is the games physics break if you exceed 60 FPS. Probably why he had problems on the new game.
@@johnathanblevins1952 yea, you can see his cart in the intro was completely fucked, so I was thinking the same thing
Love your vids man. Keep em up.
Rest in peace, you will be missed for years to come
"I stripped naked and ran into the giant's camp"
Explains the 1-6 record
Oh, don't make a good time sound so unappealing
Wdym “this isn’t a normal start”
That’s pretty normal for skyrim
"If you thought for a second that I'd put one of my buckets on the line for this risky maneuver, seek psychiatric help." XD
"... I noticed something was odd: Someone was dead. I ignored it."
Bro I can't believe how much time must go into your vids thank you for the good content
“A glass half full or a glass smashed over your head kind of person”
"They performed their 'special Ritual' that made my legs wobbly"
I'm sorry, what?
Anarchy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes indeed
*ButtSex*
@@Ketamiinikaapo *oh yes*
We miss you Paul RIP
Did something happen to him?
@@nathangi9461 I’m so sorry this is how you found out but he passed a few months back :(
Rest in peace G we're all going to miss you Paul...
Mammoths do use their trunks for more than just eating...
...breathing.
Nah fam, that's what they have ears for
Greybeards: (Teach Mitten multiple new shouts)
Mitten: (Plants incriminating evidence in their outside storage)
"Being called sick by a pointy eared prick" 😂