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There was an art teacher in my middle school who collected anything and everything branded _SpongeBob._ She kept her entire collection in her classroom. One of the entire walls was covered with stuff. I vividly remember her having this device in one of her display cabinets, and she said it was one of her favorite things in the collection. Having said all that, this video brought back memories I forgot I had.
I had an elementary school teacher who did the same thing and decorated her class with Spongebob stuff. 😂 She was cool. She'd give the class candy every Friday.
"OH ISN'T IT LOVELY...REMEMBER WHEN SPONEGEBOB WAS GOLD AND METALLIC AND A DISK..EW IT'S AN EYEBALL HIS BUTTONS AN EYEBALL." That delivery is so good and I don't know why.
The absolute weirdest part is that it would be ridiculously easy to just take the generic rectangular mp3 player every company made and just print a spongebob face onto the back or something. Why an eyeball?
“I found a nightmare” Aren’t those everywhere in Australia. Like, spiders the size of humans, or the heat. And I can find those in my sleep. The constant threat of my EBay slash and dashes
Hahah, oh my god. This was my first ever MP3 player! My parents couldn't afford to buy me an iPod like everyone else and I remember forcing myself to act happy about it so I didn't hurt their feelings. It was so satisfying to watch this one get destroyed. I wanted to do that to mine when as soon as I got done unwrapping it. 😂
I once had a nightmare when I was young that I was transformed and shrunk down to a hockey puck sized thing with only one eye showing... and this reminded me of that. Thanks!
6:00 I firmly believe that the iPad, after years of being looked down upon by laptop and Windows users made a brutal murder attempt on that poor laptop.
The iPad tried an assassination attempt while using the powers of the demon, but it failed, therefore giving a sliver of soul to the demon. But when the demon died, the iPad regained that sliver.
"When was the last time your flash drive skipped" Funny story actually. Hit a bump really hard one time in my friends car and the song playing on the USB drive skipped. We both though it was weird as hell as the thing didnt actually disconnect from the head unit.
Almost the same with my Sandisk pendrive, The difference is that it was skipping sectors of data, without any ingerention, it was working fine for storing data, but it wasn't capable of continious data streaming to my audio and i couldn't boot anything from it
Idea for a better designed spongebob mp3 player: turn him to the classic wavy square, face should be replaced with screen, wallpaper should be spongebobs face, the belts in the pants is the buttons
@@jackkurosaki2994 or on every drug possible. No-one thinks of SpongeBob and then thinks of an eye... Except everyone who's seen this video because now we're all deeply scarred.
5:35 Fun Fact for those few who don't know or don't remember: That radio is actually a reference to that one scene from the series, and is supposed to look as creepy as it does. I don't remember what the episode was called exactly, but I do remember that it was the one where Mrs. Puff (Driving School Teacher / so called "Boating School" Teacher) gave SpongeBob his driver's license, despite him not having passed the test, as she is frustrated of him getting her injured all the time. SpongeBobs' parents bought him his very own car (/ boat). Mrs Puff doesn't want to risk herself going to jail (as she is responsible for every accident he'd inevitably get himself into, as he is a danger on the road!), so she attempts to steal his new car. SpongeBob (who slept in his backseat) notices this, so they end up struggling on the frontseat, and a bunch of cartoon gags and injuries later, SpongeBob disguises himself as the radio while she thought that she'd successfully tossed him off the driving vehicle. SpongeBob jumpscares Mrs Puff, as he creepily crawls out of the radio shaft like a Zombie crawling out of a ventilation shaft, leading to SpongeBob beating her up with his fists immediately afterwards. So TLDR, this one is actually supposed to look creepy as hell and was done on purpose, as an Hommage to the episode. Should be part of the first season I think, however, I am not entirely certain about it anymore. It's been a while
Not to be doubting you but have you got a source on that? The resemblance is just not strong enough, I don't think it's supposed to look like that scene in that episode.
Edit: I didn't proofread my grammar and spelling just now, it's late at night right now, I might do the proofreading when I feel like it in some days. @@__JiG__SaW__ I mean I can't look up the episode right now (piracy is a rather difficult topic in my country, and I am rather broke - - -), but I watched this episode like a trillion times, [both as a kid and a teen, well, with the German Dub anyway]. I can't give you much more than a "trust me bro", but it definitely gave me the vibe of spongebob battling Mr.s Puff in his car. Regardless, it wouldn't be the first time that Nickelodeon made a product out of a throwaway gag that only happened in one single episode. For example, I distinctly remember that, back when we still lived in Munich, it was like 2008 (I only mention both time and location because they either stopped selling the product after we moved, or they just never sold it outside of big cities to begin with - - -) - I distinctly remember that they actually sold Spongebob Ice-Sticks with an Orangejuice-Flavor. All with the Nickelodeon Branding and Spongebob on the plastic packaging. Remember the episode where they sorta ripped off the olympic games? When Spongebob and Patrick had partaken in a bunch of contests against each other, as a means to win the gold medal for either Mr. Krabs or Plankton respectively. That Episode had spongebob jump into a deep frier, and he turned himself into an icecream with almonds all over his skin, and he also put two icecream sticks into his head. [FYI, before the scene ended, Patrick jumped down that same tower and turned himself into strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce on top. Patrick derped the landing however, leading to another throwaway gag where he fried the audience, leading to the hot-dog fish announcing that he'd sell fish fingers (again, translating back from the german dub on this one using a dictionary, don't know what the dish is called in english and the english dub)] Well, the reallife Ice Cream that the Ice Cream Stands offered to us kids obviously weren't that fancy, it was your run of the mill IceCream-Stick, BUT, they did at least make sure that the Ice had a rectangle-ish shape, and had two sticks popping out of it. It was very far from a perfect resemblance of what's been seen on the show, but it was still unique enough to vaguely hint at the episode. I mean, who else sells rectangle shaped icecream with two sticks popping out of it. I obviously don't got any photos of that Icecream (and since youtube comment sections usually block links of all sorts, I couldn't really share them here even if I had them. Same goes for the episode with that radio) How accurate my memory may or may not be is up to you to decide I guess.
Not only is that a massive stretch, but what makes you think this company who cheaper out on every single part of this would put any effort into trying to make it accurate to some random obscure moment from the show?
I've got a Ye Olde Eee PC 901(?) and a xbox360 HDDVD drive with a USB connection for old or chinese install discs 🤣 the HDDVD drive looks just like a 360, I've another 2 still boxed in the attic, I picked up 5 brand new for £50 back when crappy laptops with no DVD drive started coming out
@@brendancross2767 Try combining all of them. As a last resort try the "forget me shot" don't forget to stir the drink with a pregnancy test until it turns positive.
1:22"It looks like a witch's curse! Like they turned your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time, you can still hear him screaming in there." -DankPods 2020
@@lukebowler266 The unnecessarily sexy sounding Bluetooth speaker featuring in DankPods' videos is an EFM branded Toledo Bluetooth speaker in Charcoal Grey. dankpods.fandom.com/wiki/Sexy_Speaker
1:53 "...at 64kpbs, also known as the sound of gravel!" Also, funnily enough, the Windows XP setup music! Yep, that beautiful, grooovy music runs at 64kpbs.
mccobsta I’ll believe that, but the file you hear during the Windows XP setup is a 64kbps .wma file. I checked. I went into my WinXP VM and found the actual file, and it’s a 64kbps .wma file.
This gave me flashbacks of accidentally dropping my laptop (before Xmas, with a 102 Fever) & 3 nearly finished final projects went to smoke; it landed on an attached thumb drive that jammed inside & messed up the laptops hard drive. What a year.
I laughed so hard that I unintentionally stopped breathing for about 5 seconds... gg Dank Pods edit: I had to edit this 3 times just to get all of the dumb spelling mistakes out. must be the curse of SpongeBob turning my typing to Sh*t edit 2: the not breathing things was only the first 30 seconds of the video, i pretty much cried laughing for the rest.
Anime's addicting as fuck, feel like I've only seen 2 episodes while I actually finished 2 seasons, a day later and I'm watching a whole different anime, with like 4 more seasons about to enter my hard drive. It's like sorcery.
I mentioned Frank to my friend who loves snakes and they were like "hey I follow her on Instagram" We're BOTH fans of her accidentally through different sources
At least they made it small and aerodynamic - perfect for throwing as far away as possible
Optimum for speed
Attach blades to it and make it a throwing star
@@nickelliott5182
the cursed spongebob eye throwing star
You could use it as a skipping rock, then it’ll never be anyone’s problem again
They had an entire aeronautical division of people working on this so that you could throw this as far away as possible.
this is the most cursed chromecast i've ever seen
ssslippie 😂😂😂😂
Hah.
lol nice thats hilarious
*E Y E S .*
Hey i saw you on youtube last time lol
4:25 "and an unblinking eye- ew it's a button!, his eyeball's a button!"
You can hear the genuine suprise and disgust in his voice, *i love it.*
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There was an art teacher in my middle school who collected anything and everything branded _SpongeBob._ She kept her entire collection in her classroom. One of the entire walls was covered with stuff. I vividly remember her having this device in one of her display cabinets, and she said it was one of her favorite things in the collection. Having said all that, this video brought back memories I forgot I had.
Spogesimp
I envy your teacher so hard
I don’t envy her
There are two kinds of people...
I had an elementary school teacher who did the same thing and decorated her class with Spongebob stuff. 😂 She was cool. She'd give the class candy every Friday.
i’m still mad that they have a character called spongebob SQUAREpants and made him round :(
Lol I didn’t even think of that and that’s what adds to the sub conscious weirdness
Towelbob Roundsock
Wround demon
the character is now canonically spongebob roundgarbage
To be fair, the target audience is so young that a toy with sharp edges is a safety hazard.
From my 8 year old son:
Son - "I want that"
Me - "Even though it's creepy?"
Son - "Yeah, it's Spongebob."
Marketing
Stonks
The future is doomed and I can't wait to die in a tik tok flavored hospital watching memes as I'm flooded with coma inducing drugs.
Lol
@@Stoic_Lizard I’m 14 and grew up on spongebob, this thing is fucking horrifying
Man I remember finding this on my playground as a kid, there was only one song and I used it until it died
T h e c u r s e. Y o u a r e t h e c h o s e n o n e
Scarlet fire?
@@ENCHANTMEN_ no, it was some german gibberish type song
@@gaminglol1167 that’s just plain weird
@@gaminglol1167 not german but the first song that came to mind is ievan polkka
5:28 - Congratulations, the "IT'S HIS EYEBALLS!" freak-out actually made me _fall off my chair_ from laughter.
It gave me nightmares
Why do humans make the most creepy shit.
@@broadex9080 because we know what scares us.
lmao
EEEUUUUUUGHHH
"HAS HE MORPHED WITH HIS PANTS?!"
Something about the delivery of this KILLS me
he turned fat?
"OH ISN'T IT LOVELY...REMEMBER WHEN SPONEGEBOB WAS GOLD AND METALLIC AND A DISK..EW IT'S AN EYEBALL HIS BUTTONS AN EYEBALL."
That delivery is so good and I don't know why.
*a n d a d i s k* literally killed me
Get it? It's an "Eye" pod.
Ha.
totally very funny....
Hold up
Lemme think.
SCP-131
😆
𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪
I never knew my sleep paralysis demon was actually a spongebob mp3 player
Never did i
@@technicallyghost1045 it's a joke
Mine was a patrick mp3
@@theearth284 oh no please no
@@aileenp.5218 r/wooosh
4:27 I absolutely LOVE how you instinctively dropped it when you realized the eye was a button
4:25
"what are we supposed to do with all these 512MB SpongeBob MP3 Players?"
"MinionsPod"
What have you done!!!! They were but children!!!!!
Your last name is dank's name
H E L L
how do i delete someone else's -post- entire fucking account
@@TheRedCap alt+f4
I'm glad he used the anvil instead of 1 Grit. 1 Grit was too good for this monstrosity.
im surprised this comment doesn’t have any comments heres one (made by: Sphere X [GT]
@@butidontwanna fuck you dont givre credit.to.peope i csntt speak sory
neither was the anvil but he hurt the anvil too
@@westside4372 whatt???
@@westside4372 did you have the stroke or dronk?
I can rest well tonight knowing this abomination has been destroyed
that's what you think .......
Me too
Destroy All Of Them
@@Sharan25 THEN BURN THEM IN HELLL (I'm not really scared tho lol)
RAKEAFRI TV thanks for clarifying that you’re not scared of a childrens music player
The absolute weirdest part is that it would be ridiculously easy to just take the generic rectangular mp3 player every company made and just print a spongebob face onto the back or something. Why an eyeball?
I think someone misheard iPod as EYE-POD
This itself is an offensively generic MP3 player as well. I've seen it without any specific character branding before, and it was just as crap then.
It's like they thought that the most iconic part of sponge bob was the eye like wtf?
Coincidentally
an Unown avatar
5:30 It says the eyeballs have MOTION CONTROL hinting THEY MOVE good god
find one
I swear 8f they follow you it's even better
He looks like he messed up big time, like he couldbe turned into a new meme template
@@Hyfoxdro let ebay slash 'n dash those nightmares
“I found a nightmare”
Aren’t those everywhere in Australia.
Like, spiders the size of humans, or the heat.
And I can find those in my sleep. The constant threat of my EBay slash and dashes
Lucas Daniel I know it’s a joke but we’re used to spiders here
*NOT THE SLASH N' DASHES!!*
Lol
Huntsman spiders are adorable though
absolute weaksauce
_but, oh boy, the price of games_
To quote the spongebob movie:
“MY EYES!!!”
[EEE PC falls on me]
MY LEG!
@Cavey Möth *pee cee
BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
Noooo its eye
🎵Ocean man fill my eyes with sand, oh please understand. It’s not of this land🎵
He found a Biblically Accurate Spingebill, I’m so proud of him
spunkslob
It looks like one of the incredibly uncanny biblical angels
Missing the wings
I think you mean a throne, it's made of ring(s)
Damn I was about to say it
"Be not afraid, Squidward"
@@_DeadEnd_ there's always ones described with wings. They creep their way into everything.
Like noses
This thing deserves to be sent through the Ebay global shipping program.
I never thought I would agree with the statement like that
TO THE SLASH AND DASH HE GOES
And off it goes to Pitney Bowes
Yes if only this could trade places with the sealed iPod...
For all the packages destroyed by them, they deserve to be traumatized by this mp3 player from hell.
"Auxiliary mode"
Yes. You just read that in her voice. 👍
Who makes that speaker?
@@ScotlandTheBrave_1 may I help you out? myefm.com/speakers/toledo/charcoal-grey
@@elementoryking4452
Holy heckle! 1-3quarter hunge!
ElementoryKing 44 thank you very much kind sir!
i wonder if someone is thinking of r34
No one:
Nickelodeon: what if we just 🧿
AH! AHH! IT'S THE CURSE!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm Muslim...
@@murderer2022 wdym?
Truly, the Spongebob rendition of “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.”
"Someone's been in here"
-Lord DankPods 20XX
He could catch a cheating wife from miles away
Oh no! This comment reached 420 likes already.. I cannot like it!
@@hunterklowss Great! Now I can like!
"The longer the icon of sin is on Earth, The stronger it will become."
In the first age, when Nickelodeon's reruns bloc first lengthened...
A doom guy on the internet
I’m really surprised they didn’t call it an eyePod.
Imagine being his neighbor, you walk out of your house and see a grown man smashing a demonic yellow eye with a tiny anvil... 😂
i’d cheer him on!
lmao
with australia population density you would need like a telescope to see him lol
"Careful, he´s a hero!"
sounds like a normal day in Gravity Falls tbh
Hahah, oh my god. This was my first ever MP3 player! My parents couldn't afford to buy me an iPod like everyone else and I remember forcing myself to act happy about it so I didn't hurt their feelings.
It was so satisfying to watch this one get destroyed. I wanted to do that to mine when as soon as I got done unwrapping it.
😂
Damn that suckss
I'm sorry for your loss
Sadface.
Did u destroyed it tho?
200tg
These MP3 players are easy to break
I once had a nightmare when I was young that I was transformed and shrunk down to a hockey puck sized thing with only one eye showing... and this reminded me of that.
Thanks!
THEY TURNED YOUR NIGHTMARES INTO AN MP3 PLAYER
EUUUUUGH GIT OUT
Brother the Qu turned your dream self into a colonial
@@PeeperSnail Hehehe, that was exactly what I thought too.
Ewww, just imagine if someone picked you up in your dream, you would be slimy and sticky…
2:39
“Disinfect the *evil”*
-dankpods, 2020
"Ewww and it's a-"
*_RETCHING NOISES INTENSIFIES_*
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID...
1:33
That's what he said not that's what she said @first one
Cool text
5:29
6:00 I firmly believe that the iPad, after years of being looked down upon by laptop and Windows users made a brutal murder attempt on that poor laptop.
was definitely the demons
The iPad tried an assassination attempt while using the powers of the demon, but it failed, therefore giving a sliver of soul to the demon. But when the demon died, the iPad regained that sliver.
@@h0riz0n45 so...the iPad created a horcrux?
God damn that slowdown killed me.
"When was the last time your flash drive skipped"
Funny story actually. Hit a bump really hard one time in my friends car and the song playing on the USB drive skipped. We both though it was weird as hell as the thing didnt actually disconnect from the head unit.
Same thing happened with my fake GooPhone i7. (Yes, a clone of a clone)
Almost the same with my Sandisk pendrive, The difference is that it was skipping sectors of data, without any ingerention, it was working fine for storing data, but it wasn't capable of continious data streaming to my audio and i couldn't boot anything from it
At 5:20 The Npower Stands For NightMare Power
Funny
Nightmare power from nightmare enterprises
For those who are asking it's actually standing for nickelodeon power.
Subtitles at 1:20: [Music]
Me: Ah yes, DankPods crying in agony is my favorite type of music!
5:29 [Applause]
Dank if you see this i want a like performance of 1:20 at my wedding
It’s music to the demon
You’ve got 69 likes
PERFECTION
@@ajitgaonkar2854 not anymore
"Remember when SpongeBob was metallic? And gold? ...and a disc?"
I now quote that thank you very much
him: **destroys demonic trinket** "what could go wrong?"
the universe: *"the ancient spirits of light and dark have been released"*
alex have I spotted a Terraria player?
Time to mine bois
Ey nice terraria reference
Oh.....fu-
"*the air is getting colder around you*"
Well..fuck
I've never seen someone so terrified of an inanimate object
This is no inanimate object, this is the devil himself
Idea for a better designed spongebob mp3 player:
turn him to the classic wavy square, face should be replaced with screen, wallpaper should be spongebobs face, the belts in the pants is the buttons
see, that's what hey SHOULD'VE done, but somebody on the design team was insane. or they all were.
@@jackkurosaki2994 or on every drug possible.
No-one thinks of SpongeBob and then thinks of an eye...
Except everyone who's seen this video because now we're all deeply scarred.
*this is more better*
I would buy that
If i have enough money to buy one
@@mzin2534 same 5 dollars is too expensive in my country
It'd probably be less horrifying if it had 2 eyes instead of 1...
Edit: I stand corrected.
5:34
honestly if they had just made it all wiggly-outline square spongebob shape, it woul’ve worked. but i’m sure that was too much effort for them :)
@Chill Sodaa minecraft speaker
@Chill Sodaa it plays only sweden
@@pufferfish9045 nah i am more of a living mice type of guy
Me: it can’t be that bad
Me later: OH MY GOD DISPOSE OF THIS MONSTER NOW!
5:35
Fun Fact for those few who don't know or don't remember:
That radio is actually a reference to that one scene from the series, and is supposed to look as creepy as it does.
I don't remember what the episode was called exactly, but I do remember that it was the one where Mrs. Puff (Driving School Teacher / so called "Boating School" Teacher) gave SpongeBob his driver's license, despite him not having passed the test, as she is frustrated of him getting her injured all the time.
SpongeBobs' parents bought him his very own car (/ boat).
Mrs Puff doesn't want to risk herself going to jail (as she is responsible for every accident he'd inevitably get himself into, as he is a danger on the road!), so she attempts to steal his new car.
SpongeBob (who slept in his backseat) notices this, so they end up struggling on the frontseat, and a bunch of cartoon gags and injuries later, SpongeBob disguises himself as the radio while she thought that she'd successfully tossed him off the driving vehicle.
SpongeBob jumpscares Mrs Puff, as he creepily crawls out of the radio shaft like a Zombie crawling out of a ventilation shaft, leading to SpongeBob beating her up with his fists immediately afterwards.
So TLDR, this one is actually supposed to look creepy as hell and was done on purpose, as an Hommage to the episode. Should be part of the first season I think, however, I am not entirely certain about it anymore.
It's been a while
Not to be doubting you but have you got a source on that? The resemblance is just not strong enough, I don't think it's supposed to look like that scene in that episode.
mayhaps he feels its quite similar? memories can become fuzzy after a while
@@JNJNRobin1337 That is very likely. But that makes it not much of a "fun fact", rather just someone's opinion.
Edit: I didn't proofread my grammar and spelling just now, it's late at night right now, I might do the proofreading when I feel like it in some days.
@@__JiG__SaW__ I mean I can't look up the episode right now (piracy is a rather difficult topic in my country, and I am rather broke - - -), but I watched this episode like a trillion times, [both as a kid and a teen, well, with the German Dub anyway].
I can't give you much more than a "trust me bro", but it definitely gave me the vibe of spongebob battling Mr.s Puff in his car.
Regardless, it wouldn't be the first time that Nickelodeon made a product out of a throwaway gag that only happened in one single episode.
For example, I distinctly remember that, back when we still lived in Munich, it was like 2008 (I only mention both time and location because they either stopped selling the product after we moved, or they just never sold it outside of big cities to begin with - - -)
- I distinctly remember that they actually sold Spongebob Ice-Sticks with an Orangejuice-Flavor. All with the Nickelodeon Branding and Spongebob on the plastic packaging.
Remember the episode where they sorta ripped off the olympic games? When Spongebob and Patrick had partaken in a bunch of contests against each other, as a means to win the gold medal for either Mr. Krabs or Plankton respectively.
That Episode had spongebob jump into a deep frier, and he turned himself into an icecream with almonds all over his skin, and he also put two icecream sticks into his head.
[FYI, before the scene ended, Patrick jumped down that same tower and turned himself into strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce on top. Patrick derped the landing however, leading to another throwaway gag where he fried the audience, leading to the hot-dog fish announcing that he'd sell fish fingers (again, translating back from the german dub on this one using a dictionary, don't know what the dish is called in english and the english dub)]
Well, the reallife Ice Cream that the Ice Cream Stands offered to us kids obviously weren't that fancy, it was your run of the mill IceCream-Stick, BUT, they did at least make sure that the Ice had a rectangle-ish shape, and had two sticks popping out of it. It was very far from a perfect resemblance of what's been seen on the show, but it was still unique enough to vaguely hint at the episode. I mean, who else sells rectangle shaped icecream with two sticks popping out of it.
I obviously don't got any photos of that Icecream (and since youtube comment sections usually block links of all sorts, I couldn't really share them here even if I had them. Same goes for the episode with that radio)
How accurate my memory may or may not be is up to you to decide I guess.
Not only is that a massive stretch, but what makes you think this company who cheaper out on every single part of this would put any effort into trying to make it accurate to some random obscure moment from the show?
11:02 is the exact moment when the demon was released from its eternal cage
Was just about to comment this lol
"Eee PC SPEAK TO ME!" i was fucking dying at this
5:29
I've got a Ye Olde Eee PC 901(?) and a xbox360 HDDVD drive with a USB connection for old or chinese install discs 🤣 the HDDVD drive looks just like a 360, I've another 2 still boxed in the attic, I picked up 5 brand new for £50 back when crappy laptops with no DVD drive started coming out
Language, children might see this comment.
stop SWEARING!!!!!!!!! i will let you know that there are young children watching this and they do not appreciate your comment!
Lmaooo same
I saw it, closed the lid on my laptop and finally went to sleep.
Then I didn't, I couldn't sleep with that on my head!
“Did he morph with his pants?!”
That just slayed me for whatever reason
If you see that whiles at a dig site you know you're about to find a cursed tomb
Spongemanji... coming soon to a Theater NEAR YOU!
Pog
Love ya vids
Omfg Kore watches dankpods
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A SpongeBob mp3 player should have just looked like him and had a headphone jack opening in the side of his head, disguised as a sponge hole.
"sponge hole"
I sure about the headphone jack?
He just called it “Cashies Song” lmao that killed me
1:56 "when was the last time you heard an mp3 player SKIP?"
he didnt know the horrors of the hot wheels player yet. the real nightmare awaited him.
"you cannot unsee this"
wrong, my brain is frantically hitting delete
Try drinking paint thinner, or nail polish, that helps.
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 I tried high strenght bleach and tide pods, nothing
@@brendancross2767 Try combining all of them. As a last resort try the "forget me shot" don't forget to stir the drink with a pregnancy test until it turns positive.
@@brendancross2767 Try drinking a Molotov Cocktail
Spongebob's Eye: (Exists)
DankPods: *(Tortured Screams)*
Truman Graham o no
#spongebob cursed %of being super scary 1000000%
BLEEEEEEERGH
THIS IS DISGUSTING DISC!!!!
"Dad why is a grown Aussie man smashing Spongebob in the driveway with a tiny anvil?"
"It'll all be over soon son."
8:51
POV: god during the tower of Babell
Omg your snake getting stuck in the curtains is so cute
V A C C U M. C L E A N E R
The Eye of Sauron watches over the children in MP3 player form
1:22"It looks like a witch's curse! Like they turned your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time, you can still hear him screaming in there."
-DankPods 2020
Is that a FMA reference?
Dnd character idea
Wade Nixon (the dude who owns DankPods) is officially a virgin.
4:33 Genuine sheep noise
Subtitles: Applause
Ahhh yes, I sure do love dankpods screaming for me
5:30
This had me screaming
@@PCrailfan3790 🤣🤣🤣
1:13 those are perfectly cut screams right there mate
1:16*
@@Dragzilla66 yepp
I'd say 1:19 is the best one
@@Dragzilla66 *A NOIGHTMAEAUR*
The screams sound like that one scene in home alone qhere kevin puts a tarantula on marv's forehead
QUICK, DINGUS!
Tbh, your friend getting turned into a talisman by an evil witch would be a great plot for a game
Sexy Speaker: Auxiliary mode.
Me:You Exorcised the demon.
O HELL NO
Wait what kinda speaker is the sexy speaker?
The one bluetooth speaker he has
@@lukebowler266 The unnecessarily sexy sounding Bluetooth speaker featuring in DankPods' videos is an EFM branded Toledo Bluetooth speaker in Charcoal Grey.
dankpods.fandom.com/wiki/Sexy_Speaker
6:30 he sounds genuinely terrified 😂😂
6:11 I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT, BUT YA DIDNT BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDNT YA BELIEVE ME?!
Ren and Stimp represent
literally gets a reply and heart from the dankster and yet only 4 likes
@@C-Midori55 actually
@@harleythedawg8274 this was 2 years ago help
5:34 This genuinely triggered my Trypophobia, specifically the speaker grill holes in the eyes. Nightmare fuel.
7:10 The great safety commercial voiceover
1:53 "...at 64kpbs, also known as the sound of gravel!"
Also, funnily enough, the Windows XP setup music! Yep, that beautiful, grooovy music runs at 64kpbs.
There's a aiff at 6mbs floating around the Web
And the SNES's PCM is 32kbps 16-bit.
@@tredI9100 32kbps 16bit is 2kHz sampling. Perhaps you mean 32ksps 16bit, which is actually 512kbps.
mccobsta I’ll believe that, but the file you hear during the Windows XP setup is a 64kbps .wma file.
I checked.
I went into my WinXP VM and found the actual file, and it’s a 64kbps .wma file.
Abstractism good point.
I actually screamed in victory when this man smashed the living hell out of that demonic eye.
I've never heard someone go insane in real time. I thought it would take longer.
Australia: home of all deadly animals. Eh.
Spongebob Eye: *AHHHHH!*
HI JAMES
HI JAMES
Lebron James
that second one he showed was actually terrifying
Nobody:
Dankpods: *Someones been in here*
Nobody:
Dankpods: Bat Tree
I accidentally grouped this tab with something else and the auto-generated group name was "Psychology"
Hungover from Christmas and I'm absolutely buckled at this. Making me feel like I'm about to spew but it's completely worth it
You literally make the most entertaining product reviews I ever seen “it like they turned your friend to a talisman”
Boromir: The Great Eye is ever watchful.
Sauron's Eye:
This gave me flashbacks of accidentally dropping my laptop (before Xmas, with a 102 Fever) & 3 nearly finished final projects went to smoke; it landed on an attached thumb drive that jammed inside & messed up the laptops hard drive. What a year.
6:01: He doesn’t care about the music player, he only cares about the Asus Eee Pee Cee From 2010
Dankpods: dedicates his entire channel to talking about iPods
This video intro: L E G O
this is the only person on earth that could get me to hold a snake and maybe get me to start liking them
But dont hold *his* snake, if u know what im talkin' 'bout
@@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857...I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there.
SamE
@@arcticfox037 3:29
The amulet is my absolute favourite joke Dank has ever made.
5:37 Mum was sleeping. Damn it!
I found a nightmare: looks at spongebob
Me: *squirdward why did you abduct dankpods?*
At: 1:33 , I didn't know you can speak Howtobasic? Such an amazing language.
I mean they're both australian so...
@@mentorzariqi8880 That's not part of the joke...
@@awesome117unsc That's right, it's not a part of the joke, but it *enhances it*
What if dank pods are actually how to basic
5:29
When someone asks me: "Who is DankPods?" I just show them this video.
Truly the best video to come out of this channel!
"dont bring that item its cursed!"
"no mate its fine."
the item:
Dank, you need to complete the curse and collect all the Spongebob eyes.
You are the reason I now own 7 IPod classics
9:03 Wade:"Turning da power on... that's what I did you pr***."
"Remember When Spongebob was Metalic?"
Well, everything is Vhrome in the future.🤷🏾♂️
I laughed so hard that I unintentionally stopped breathing for about 5 seconds... gg Dank Pods
edit: I had to edit this 3 times just to get all of the dumb spelling mistakes out. must be the curse of SpongeBob turning my typing to Sh*t
edit 2: the not breathing things was only the first 30 seconds of the video, i pretty much cried laughing for the rest.
Thx for the heart Dank Pods, this means a lot .
My muscles at 5:29 stopped working and i fell out of my chair literally SCREAMING jhkfhsh
I’d like to meet the child who’s scared of his taxes being due.
“MOM THE IRS IS COMING FOR MY POKÉMON COLLECTION! WHERE ARE THE STAMPS!?!?”
The brown on the bottom makes it look like SpongeBob just got crushed by a hydraulic press.
Hey adults.....
"Your tax return is DUE"
You stop that right now!!!
It will haunt my dreams more than usual now...🤢
I know exactly what went through his mind when he saw that on eBay. “That is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen!” *adds to cart immediately
Just finished season 1 of Tokyo Ghoul and I came here to detoxify from all the anime, turns out there are still ghouls here
Anime's addicting as fuck, feel like I've only seen 2 episodes while I actually finished 2 seasons, a day later and I'm watching a whole different anime, with like 4 more seasons about to enter my hard drive. It's like sorcery.
I mentioned Frank to my friend who loves snakes and they were like "hey I follow her on Instagram"
We're BOTH fans of her accidentally through different sources