My favorite part of this video. Imagine instructing multiple grown men to walk into a 7 Eleven and say their balls are gonna be explode for money. Couldn’t do it with a straight face, that’s for sure.
I was wondering how far the "paying the elderly to rip zoomer slang" bit could be stretched but when that guy said "my balls are about to explode" I realized we haven't even fucking begun
Redoran: "We're mighty warriors who keep Morrowind safe from invaders" Hlaalu: "We're cunning merchants and diplomats who help Morrowind stay prosperous and influential" Telvanni:
Hehe **tips fedora** the likes on this comment compared to the comments about Skyrim are indicating a clear abundance of "Skybabies" **strokes greasy beard** quite disappointing. Morrowind is easily the best game in the series, but I digress **walks away in my sandal sock combo**
This is legendary. I also like the fact there's absolutely nothing about wizards in this video except the one guy saying "harry potter?!" In a british voice
@@23mega23 oh it's on! once i'm done gooning to this i'm gonna goon to him edging to this, then i'm gonna goon to you gooning to me gooning to this, and just in case i'm gonna goon to the possibility of you gooning to me gooning to him edging to this and to me gooning to you gooning to me gooning to this.
"Man, if I don't smoke at least one Backwoods a day my balls will explode." - Gale. Baldur's Gate 3. Anyway as much as I like Randall and the gang this is the kind of thing I am really here for.
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this my Baldurs gate party
🥂
Was in a 4 man pan party earlier today when I read this 🥹 this shit ain’t nothing to me
☝️
they'd cast level 3 revivify to murk the opps again
Cool
"I was on shark tank pitching a gun"
I locked in.
Literally spit my water out when he said that
@@jefferyking9830 i started choking on my water.
The gun was invested into a quick million 🙄
And for that reason, Im in.
Some say mansa musa himself came forward in time just to cop that gat
"As soon as I spot a back that hasn't been blown out, I become a little bit unreasonable" 🧙♂🗣
Coming out of the ground and writing this on my gravestone after I die
Wrote this with a quill on fire
Quotes from the Diddy trial
Best line
this might be The Avengers
Coulda swore this was the justice league but u may be right
Zaza squad
@@FungalBunghole things are getting too dangerous with all these wizards running around , we need J Exodus back to secure the block
These are better
hard ageee
Imagine being the 7 eleven staff and have 4 wizard walk in at different time in the same day
My favorite part of this video. Imagine instructing multiple grown men to walk into a 7 Eleven and say their balls are gonna be explode for money. Couldn’t do it with a straight face, that’s for sure.
It’s the same 7-11 as the Randall Thymes Blackwoods video. They’re used to these shenanigans
Nah, all these wizards work at 7-11.
@@Nthsey “GOT ANY FENT?”
Zazaman?
randall's army is strong
i was on shark tank pitchin a gun😔
Nothing can stop Randall Thymes. There isn't enough money on earth to oppose him
@@Gnome-kc7pr He's gettin WAY too much money
me when I run up on the opps with the testicular torsion spell
He got the whole village shook
That's forbidden chaos magic
oh you think you're clean with that shit, huh? i cast MEND BUTTCRACK! good luck shittin' with that, smooth-ass!
@@knifin_around I smoked the wizard rule book and blew it on my asmathic apprentice, I literally do not give a sh1t.
@@traphimawari7760🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Best one since Dracula Flow
We have a mutual agreement
We await the return of the vampire king
Indeed
What about "randall thymes returns to pluccmorp"?????
@@trshcln6937 thymes saga is underrated fr
I was wondering how far the "paying the elderly to rip zoomer slang" bit could be stretched but when that guy said "my balls are about to explode" I realized we haven't even fucking begun
What zoomer slang is that
Dude has no idea what he is talking about
It hasnt begun until plummcorp gets one of them to recreate the Die Lit abum cover
@@yoeyyoey8937 You're behind the times, old man.
@@Tychoniousno one cares
We making it out of Bleak Falls Barrow with this one 🔥🔥💯💯
draugr hoarding that good za ong
we on that dark brotherhood pack rolled up in dwemer skin, blunt so big that when i lit it up they thought i was red mountain
smoking that moon sugar pack
@@riddlepop2631that shi been marinating on that undead juice since the merethic era!!
Zaza Breton plz, I just drank 14 Skoomas n I'm floatin around Riften tryna get some argonian whatever
Rift. City. Rift. City. Rift. City.
"As soon as I've seen a back that hasn't been blown out, I get a little unreasonable"
Bruh he executed that perfectly
Brad Pitt's a wonderful actor
You couldnt even quote it correctly😭
@@ppeezhard to quote correctly when you’ve just had your back blown out by an unreasonable wizard
The fucking unmatched class of the wizard that spoke "have you got any percs?"
"I'm not necessarily safe to be around" was the perfect set up for the rest of the video lmfao. Keep em coming Professor Thymes
MY WILLY HURTS
MY BALLS EXPLODE
casting a fireball cantrip to light up a fresh doobie to this.
ERMMM FIREBALL ISNT A CANTRIP ITS A LEVEL 3 SPELL
@@michaelwatson7420 in what. the streets?
@@Ahnock Homie built different, really off that "Dark Rhyno Fentanyl" product.
Too many wizards on my block
@@Creedio90 really, you're going to set my path ablaze? fr?
This truly changes the landscape
The landscape of my vital organs (they're missing at this point in time)
I'm smoking STRAIGHT crocodile egg shaman gelato WE are not the same.
this is why they're called the Greybeards of HIGH Hrothgar...
Prologue of the intelligence team that Tandoori was talking about
Hot damn, it's all connected
Plummcorp lore go crazy
THIS WAND IS DIRTY JIT!!!
LOL
A HUNNIT SPELLS DUMBASS!
🔒 Za turned me into a 🅱️east
Redoran: "We're mighty warriors who keep Morrowind safe from invaders"
Hlaalu: "We're cunning merchants and diplomats who help Morrowind stay prosperous and influential"
Telvanni:
Hehe **tips fedora** the likes on this comment compared to the comments about Skyrim are indicating a clear abundance of "Skybabies" **strokes greasy beard** quite disappointing. Morrowind is easily the best game in the series, but I digress **walks away in my sandal sock combo**
Real ass mf comment
so true N'wah.
Love the Shadow Wizard Money Gang tribute here
We love casting spells
Unparalleled levels of prestidigitation on display from these zaza wizards
"I WAS AT SHARK TANK PITCHING A GUN" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ZAZA MAN PLEASE
PLUMMCORP has hired level 30 wizards, opps better say a prayer.
We smoking big willies out here.
We definitely needed a lil more of that Greybeard casting a spell @ 1:27
"You have any perks" lmaooo rolled max on the confidence
Never thought I’d see the day when I see a wizard buying a black n mild and some blackwoods at the local 7eleven
Back for my daily viewing of this masterpiece
This is legendary. I also like the fact there's absolutely nothing about wizards in this video except the one guy saying "harry potter?!" In a british voice
Sipping forbidden elixir altered my Meyers-Briggs personality type
That skooma laced hist sap pack got me speaking cyrodillic
"za turn me into a beast"
I knew Christian Bale was hiding something
The dungeon walls collect the drip.
these men are truly unstable but their loyalty makes them an asset 🗣🔥💯
Edging to this
25 minuets straight
Gooning to this get on my level
@@NotEthanWintersGooning to you gooning to this.
@@23mega23 oh it's on! once i'm done gooning to this i'm gonna goon to him edging to this, then i'm gonna goon to you gooning to me gooning to this, and just in case i'm gonna goon to the possibility of you gooning to me gooning to him edging to this and to me gooning to you gooning to me gooning to this.
@@23mega23I'm going to your avatar meng
getting so blitzed off that halflings leaf we losing INT
vid hasnt even started and im laughing already
Plummcorp single handedly keeping all out of work actors in the county employed
those men finna cast a SPELL on you if they see you in the streets🔥💯💯🗣🗣
Goblins better chill
These are the men who trained Randall and helped him become too powerful
"Man, if I don't smoke at least one Backwoods a day my balls will explode." - Gale. Baldur's Gate 3.
Anyway as much as I like Randall and the gang this is the kind of thing I am really here for.
"I just be on some lowkey shit to be honest" fucking killed me
Trojan CEO got no chance against perc'd up high magick
"We smokin crocodile egg shamen gelato"
🧙🏿♂️"Harry Pottah"🧙🏿♂️
The "I got plenty" line is so good
Shordy laying crocodile eggs.
that mythical grade zaza got me pondering my orb longingly
4 likea and 13 days ago?
U fell off cyranek
I just saw these dudes do a drive by on a homeless guy with ice spells.
There aint nothing left of that fellow but shards now.
j'mequious gonna be real sorry after trifling with this ancient wizardry
I can't think straight without plummcorp
I didn’t know Christian Bale became a Craigslist actor…
“The zaza hit harder than a rhino pill” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"As soon as I spot a back that hasn't been blown out....I become a LITTTTLE unreasonable."
“Huehuehue got any fent?”
As soon as I spot a back that hasn't been blown out, I become a _little_ _bit_ unreasonable
Bad wizards > dracula flow
The wixard with the brown hat is hawt 👌 😍 🔥
WE MAKING IT OUTTA MORROWWIND WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🧙♂️🧙♂️🔮🔮🗡🗡🔥🔥🐲🐲
Swag Wizards
Glad to see you as always, Chauncey
@@NadastuyHave a great weekend, Fam.
S.W.M.G.
Shadow Wizard Money Gang, we love poppin percs
Randall is a grandmaster wizard that be casting team players demons on his oops 🪄🔥🧙♂️
"As soon as I spot a back that hasn't been blown out.... I get a little unreasonable"
That un-blown out back got me acting a little bit unreasonable 😓
Walking up to the 7/11 counter dressed as a wizard and asking (you got any percs?" Is an all time power move.
Drank man please, i’m ready
Gothic 1 mages on the swamp reefer again
This video is too good it should genuinely be a criminal offense
big chopper with the monkey nuts
angry at myself for understanding every single line
Hey that guy tried to sell me a Greater Baja Blast scroll
Dracula Flow replaced with Wizards
the streets aint ready for magic
Randall managed to get ALL the wizards posted on his block for him. This has NEVER happened before in the history of wizardry.
IM OFF THAT CROCODILE EGG SHAMAN GELATO
me and my friends when my mom gives us wizard costumes and each of us a crisp $20 bill
I WAS ON SHARK TANK PITCHIN A GUN
As the archmage of the college of winterhold i do not approve, the greybeards have gone off the deep end
My balls exploded watching this video. I feel much better now. Thank you Zaza Wizard Council.
it really keeps getting better and better in every way everyday I’m so inspired
Boy ran off with the banjo kazooie, had to cast a spell on that mf.
-Plummcorp Records
Purple potion got my sack movin clammy like hedwig when he cross the Serengeti
We're making it out of Waterdeep with this one boys
1:40 this man is the ULTIMATE wizard
when your circle small but y’all crazyyy
Shadow Wizard Zaza Gang
Casually walking into 7/11 “you got any percs?”
As soon as I spot a back that hasnt been blown out, I become a bit unreasonable.
Randall knows HR better than any other CEO, this will make him prevail above all others. Godbless the times of thymes
Shadow wizard ZaZa Gang 🔥🔥🔥
Gandalf pass the evil blunt
This gives me Dracula flow vibes and I'm glad I'm here for it
Plummcorp dj smokey collab when
Historically accurate magicians.
Dark wizard humor, my one weakness
damn, them greybeards be living up there in Throat of the world... now I see why it's called HIGH Hrothgar