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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2024
- Fuck it here's part 2.
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This is what the male courier canonically sounds like from my point of view now
Same. Canonically Half of these bars hes spittin is the bullet in his noggin talkin. this is THE Courier now.
"I'm rollin' in caps, and it fucking hurts." Made me spit my coffee.
Grinding by killing fiends in the ruins.
@@PLUTONIUMCONSUMERthat’s gotta be the worst way to grind caps ever just farm the gun runners or sell everything from the brotherhood/silver rush
The Courier with lore accurate brain damage:
brainless perk
Wrong, he is the “Wild Wasteland”.
Shit I knew I forgot something in Big Mt.
1 int/ 9 charisma
Intelligence 5 Endurance 10 and Perception 10 Charisma 10
NCR Rangers desperately trying to track the Courier down as he hot-mics their emergency channel with pure nonsense after giving him the walkie-talkie.
Oh my God no, no this has to be canon. You have figured it out 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Something I would do drunk gimme the mic I’m spitting bars 😂😂
They send their best sniper just to mercy-kill the radio
[Charisma 11] type shit
STR 5
PER 1
END 9
CHAR 1
INT 2
AGL 10
LUCK 10
@@thisismysuperawesomeusernamecharisma maxed out
Also, “pissin’ in the sink and tryna’ FUCK the lightswitch” goes remarkably hard, both in and out of context.
That’s one of my personal favorites. I wrote all of these, but I’m particularly proud of that one.
@@yourboyskeeter Dude, you are a fucking genius.
My spurs be jangling so much I got a noise complaint, shit had to be registered as a sonic emitter
Turn this into a Radio station mod please.
We need a few more videos of material first
For real though
Get President Kimball on the radio NOW! I fronted him some jet! I need my caps!
NCR ranger: “uhh…should we help him?”
NCR ranger veteran: “no, just keep tabs on him and if he starts coming for our outpost, sound the alarm. If we are lucky, we can get away in time”
Took a hit off that broc flower Xander root powder, huffing that turbo pack, now I’m balls deep in Lanius’s corpse.
"President Aaron Him-ball"
“money on my mind i be livin in the sierra madre eatin gold bars because FUCKED UP”
Still surprised he hasn’t made a joke about how he smoked so much they started calling him the Burned Man.
The roaches are back!
AHHHHH! Im making too many caps!
This is an actual recording from the think tank while they were performing surgery😂
Ye they wuz great surgeons, but it would be cooler if they tried playing lawyers 😂
Imagine being father Elijah, desperately pleading the courier to be let out of the vault, and hearing only this in response
The mentats tangent fit the standard dracula script so damn well.
This is the ramblings of a courier who has transened one save file and has gone through the game and know he just fucking smokeing the new world hope dope
lore accurate courier after having his head blasted:
"Im invisible off stealth boys i cant even see to piss, you cant even see me to piss yourself" is a banger fucking line
I love the idea of a drug addicted, foul mouth, Courier nobody dares say one word back to, or face the 9 iron. But as the Courier they're also fabulously wealthly, just like Trevor after the story
This is my average lunatic playthrough. I knew the Courier was HIM when I chucked Oliver over Hoover Dam.
This shit ain't nothin to me, man! I'm smokin filtered broc flower, I'm off them Denver City doggy biscuits, I'm snortin fat lines of healing poultice. Last guy who ran off on the pack got nailed to a cross, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on it! Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him.
Im rollin in caps and it fuckin hurts
💀
"My charisma so high, Benny killed himself just by being in the same room as me."
"My repair so high, I shot that Goodsprings radio and it fixed itself and gave me caps as an apology."
"I activated the broken stealth-boy and it got me bricked up like a nightkin."
"I whipped out my Bighorner to strip security... they said thank you for the tip."
"Ceasar crucified me when he saw me... I capped his noggin 3 days later 'cause I'm HIM."
Pov you just got lobotomized
We've reached peak internet brain rot fellas.
Got brain rot worse than a Big MT Think Tank. I be bitin’ the bubbles in the biomed gel. I’m a cyberdog, snipe.
You’re not allowed to make content this good
“I said fuck yourself and introduced him to my 9 iron” is so fucking hard 💀💀
"I am President Aaron Himball"
LMAO
Patrolled the Mojave once just to prove a point, residents called my path the trail of tears to this day, this shit ain’t nothing to me man.
"I am President Aron HIMbel"
fuckin send me
It wasn't until he said "securitrons" that I remembered that these weren't just original "Dracula Flow" lines.
That price tag line was hard
We using snowglobe juice as bong water, it was only the third most expensive juice that's been in there
The only thing they see when i pop a stealth boy is the price tag on my riot gear.
I love S-tier shitposts like this, thank you for your service
Aaron "Him"ball is crazy
AHHHHHHHHHHH I need some MENTATS. Goddamn this is the best fallout meme I've come across
broke into the vault of the Sierra Madre, I left with ALL of it.
I be smoking that Caesar's Legion healing powder, making me feel bloatflies under my skin.
Call me Mobius the way I’m poppin these mentats
It gets even better at 1.25
I might as well have been high 'cause I can't remember shit of what I said in this video. 🤣
Keep'em coming, this is peak content
We smokin that Golden Gecko Egg, Jet Gelato
Smokin' that New Canaan zaza got me speaking fluent Res
I imagine this is the kind of bull Courier 6 would rant to their grandchildren about 😆
I'm rollin on caps and it fuckin hurts might be one of the hardest bars I've heard
"im him" speech check Succesful
We out in lake mead smoking lakelurk shitcake gillyweed kush, shit got me chiefing like Hanlon
"I will LLIK the first person to say the word 'Profligate' to me!" Genius
This is way, way too good. Some of them hit just right. Feeling it. Real shit.
I was tripping balls after railing a few lines of crushed mentats, I was geekin so hard I took a job to deliver some package just for shits'n'giggles. I woke up like three days later in some old dudes fucking house with a bullet in my head. Worst trip ever. Im a jet enjoyer now.
incredibly specific crossover of two niches.
gargantuan recommended page find
The Followers of the Apocalypse were suddenly very concerned about the person they had backed to become the new ruler of New Vegas when Courier 6 went on Mister New Vegas' radio show and launched into the above rant almost immediantly. 😅
The first line made me burst out laughing omfg
"Im rolling in caps and it fuckin hurts"
this is so fucking accurate holy shit
I’m rolling in caps, and it fuckin hurts LMAO
I make the Enclave look like social workers, God DAMN
This is The courier's final message to Ulysses.
I'd kill for a star bottle cap just to make a necklace
These are great bro! subbed.
These are exquisite
this needs to be put on the pipboy radio as a mod
This is actually amazing. Great work chief
I’m smoking on dat Jacobstown laughing gas shit got me more fucked up than Fantastic when I told him I’m here for his job
Im glad this was in my recommended. You sir have earned a subscriber.
lets fucking GOOOOOOO.
President Himball 💀
crucified myself on a Med-X trip, the Legion crowned me "him" after I woke up three days later
have ulysses on speed dial so he can nuke my hangover if I ever run out of mentats
shot up a whole correctional facility before I realized Powder Gangers did not deal 'that' kind of powder
it's the nightkins who whisper to each other not to stare at me
the brotherhood pretended to be vault dwellers when they heard my spurs jingling
This genuinely makes me lol thank you for making a second one
I like how it's still Runtz in New Vegas.
My man needs to make a part 3. This is gold.
Cook cook pass me a light ☠️
This is peak
Back with another banger 🐐
Smokin dat yellowcake ZaZa. Shit so hard, made a bigger hole in my memory than that 9mil.
Shit be darn dank makin the Sierra Madre red clouds feel like Fabreeze.
[Terrifying Prescence]
Best thing I heard all year
And so the Mohave was forever changed by the lone courier who cheated death and he went on to host Black Mountain Radio where he rambled and yapped while Raul made him a machine that produced med-x and jet.
The amount of lore understood to make this shit post is so impressive I live for shit like this slime
I need to touch grass.
AAAHH! ...I need some Mentats!
Now this makes my week
"Got me feeling like I'm a lobotomite"
Yeah... sorry I gotta steal that.
This made my day. Thank you, TH-cam recommendation.
Someone needs to make a radio mod...
This unironically sounds like some maniac got a hold of a radio, and it honestly wouldn’t be too out of place for Fallout
only having 300 subs while putting out this enclave remnant nuclear diesel is wild
Wait, I’m at 300 now?!
This is already my favourite thing ever before listening to it
AAAAAAAAAH ONE MENTAT IS NEVER ENOUGH
Sasparilla cake flake runts is pog
Must have had amnesia, i forgot i was him
I’m imagining C6 as a guest on Radio New Vegas rambling to Mr. New Vegas
bless you for this
If you aren't playin this shit on repeat the entire time you're stuck in the Big Mt you ain't playing New Vegas right...
please lord i need another
I’m pretty sure I have enough lines to make six of them.
Enclave remnant nuclear diesel I'm f****** done this s*** is is more gold than a gecko in just as fire
smokin so much buffalo gourd that im in a nerd rage
I NEED THIS AS A RADIO STATION IN NV