Mario Speedrun, but if I look at Mario's Nipples I reset the run
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ส.ค. 2023
- Do not look at Mario, or this video.
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#DougDoug #marioodyssey #speedrun - เกม
Imagine how bad it'd feel to have a speed worse than a man who beat it without looking at the screen
i am an avid toucher of grass so not too bad.
@@memestrikes1017”Press X to doubt”
@@memestrikes1017 being a drug addict isn’t something I’d share in TH-cam comments
@@thethingcalledlisaWhy not? Nobody knows who you are, and weed or “grass” is legal in more and more places.
@@SomeOne-vf1rs calm down man it's a joke
I know Doug's old phase was "solve problems nobody has" but at this point he just "creates problems nobody has"
He ran out of problems to “solve”
As Thanos said, “fine, I’ll do it myself”
same thing really
Natural progression, baby
How would he solve problems no one has without creating them? Dumb
he solves problems nobody has, and creates problems nobody can solve. he is the ultimate evil.
A unified chat is still the most terrifying thing you can encounter, especially if they have such a lusty goal
Maybe the real Nipple% was the DougDoug we watched along the way
It’s strange to see all of the main characters coming together, oh and Doug was there too
isn't esfand nipples% speedrunner? i think he competes in that category quite often
When everyone got united behind belligerent girlfriend Melina, that was magical
Well it's a "almost well" organized swarm hive mind, they can do whatever they propose to
Imagine being #752, knowing that someone beat the speedrun faster than you without even looking at Mario or the coin counter
Probably a kid who tried to "speedrun."
To be fair strats change over time, the cap jump tech may not have existed back then. No run is really a bad run, cause at least they've tried something
@@sohamsengupta6470 wouldn't people creating the Speedrun search for the fastest route? Would they just forget to check that area? I'm sure they would've checked if that was possible
@@mariotheundying there's a couple things there, a) this is clearly a goofy category, thus a lot of submissions may just be people submitting a run for funsies, b) tech gets discovered over time, I'm not knowledgeable in the history of mario odyssey runs but it is possible that there was a time when the chained hat throw-hat jump tech hadn't been developed or was really uncommon, then those runs would've been done without using the hat jump tech. Speedrunning is a fascinating thing because runs and routes don't just get created, they evolve over time as communities find new tech, test now strategies and experiment. It's part of what makes the stuff so engrossing, is that it's fuelled by a community, and thus any and all contributions, be they runs, tases, or just the enthusiasm of viewers, is part of what drives the whole scene. It's a major reason why I'm somewhat disappointed at the number of 'imagine being below this run' comments, cause I genuinely do believe that every run is valuable to the community and to the runner because at least you've done a thing!
Anyways the second half of this was probably rather irrelevant to your question but I did just want to clarify my viewpoint, cheers and have a good day!
@@mariotheundying New routes and tricks are discovered all the time. You're not gonna automatically know what the best way to approach a run is going to be, and spending *all* of your time searching for some hypothetical best route just isn't practical for most runners; it's a community effort. Unless it's a TAS.
Glad you're playing Mario the way Nintendo intended
Yooo it’s this guy! Love your videos❤️
this IS how you're supposed to play the game
@Lilkirbs that way it was Nintended to be played
lilkirbs pog
Gamimg
I feel like a blindfolded run would be weirdly easier than this hell
I mean, think about it, intentionally trying to use only your peripherals to see the things you want to see is insanely unnatural. You're going against your instincts
A blindfold eun doesnt restart as much
It's like the difference between no internet and shitty internet
This is essentially a blindfold run with the added difficulty of being able to look and having to force yourself not to
yeah I'm pretty sure blindfolded is wayyyyyyyyyyy harder 😂 exhibit A: th-cam.com/video/ZYnaQS3ezzM/w-d-xo.htmlsi=z01bER8gfsVljEpN
This has to be the most difficult challenge Doug has ever attempted
Its terribly distracting
And if he fails he becomes a boykisser
I'd say that goes to the cheese eating contest against skyrim
Nah, gtav with voice commands no damage was harder
@@906robot9now i want to rank all dougdoug challenges by difficulty
Doug's chat is the only place where you can actually ask the streamer to show his nipples without consequences
Was gonna say Pyro but he'd say ban that guy. Probably pointcrow or small ant, maybe one of the react Andy's
And we all know it’s not because twitch chat is creepy, twitch chat is asking our of goofiness
Jerma's chat has asked him to zerk off mid stream
@@cookiecaine4188well? Did he?
@@raideranimator6091 Yes and he bribed the Twitch Ceo as to not be banned.
As a person who has a blind spot in the middle of their vision, I can confirm that playing with your peripheral vision is absolute torture
How? Genuinely curious
@@cornfield21205 seconds of googling. Likely a central scotoma.
@@cornfield2120So I don't know what they actually gave, but Google shows results of Scotoma. I would link it but TH-cam doesn't like links.
@@cornfield2120it's a common misconception that blindness is complete darkness, it's actually considerably more common to have spots missing. usually it's caused by degenerative diseases like glaucoma or cataracts. from what i know, it's pretty common to lose peripheral vision or have a blindspot in the center of your vision. i'm not an expert though, so i could be wrong !
@@Itsmaximillianhighdefinition Everyone has a tiny blind spot where a blood vessel enters the eye. Your brain is really good at essentially editing it out, so you don't notice it unless you are actively trying to. Some people however have other blind spots due to various conditions, and it sounds like the op has one in the center of their vision, which means they end up not being able to see things they look directly at, *and* the highest resolution part of their vision is gone
It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years.
But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.
It’s ok. We all love Mario’s pepperonis here. Here, we don’t kink shame.
Just now i had the idea to put like a subway surfers window in the corner of the screen to look at instead of the pepperonis
@@puffles5187I hear they taste of actual pepperoni
13:55 "The nipples are here, we just need the money"
Words to live by.
Fr 🥶🔥 truly heartwarming
Me omw to pay for my friend's OF
- Dutch Van Der Linde
Finally Doug Doug is doing the content we all want
The only thing that could make this better is if Twitch chat gave Mario lore.
I can’t wait for the day DougDoug and his wife, Twitch Chat, can finally become not divorced.
@@D44RK_Iced_YogsYes !
It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years.
But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.
NOW THAT WAS INFORMATIVE
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogsoh you want Mario lore, the reason Mario doesn't have a bellybutton is because Mario wasn't born
I love how he acts as if his eyes are like a pet dog and not something he has full control over, "No no no, go up, stay there."
9:40 The way Doug says “what are you doing” with such panic is hilarious
If I didn't know this speedrun category beforehand, my guess would have been that Twitch chat came up with the idea
Nope it’s existed for a while alongside “get laid%” for breath of the wild
5:30 No way looking at Mario turning into a dinosaur should count as run ending, because I could not find direct evidence that dinosaurs had nipples, probably because there are much better things to research and nipples are soft tissue.
Dinosaurs did not have nipples, as they are unique to mammals who use them to feed their offspring with milk.
Didn't think I would ever learn about dinosaur nipps, but here we are
but the description states he can't look at mario at all
Too bad mario nipples are on the dino. When he goes into things with cappy he keeps key charateristics like his mustache or his nipples
they also didn't have a mustache or a cap so its fair game
This may be the greatest speed run I’ve ever seen
You've seen a 15 minute long speed run in one minute?
man he must’ve watched it really fast
It's been hard not to stare at Mario's nipples for years.
But now that I found out that I'm not the only one, I feel like I can be myself again.
@@ZarroxiusSpeedran watching the speedrun.
Truly the greatest speedrunning of our lives
So nice of Doug to not look while Mario was changing, very polite of him to not overstep Mario’s boundaries.
Lol
the fact that he didn't even get last in the speedrunning leaderboard is hillarious
Tbf, there are people that actively seek last place in a speedrun area. Minecraft actually had such a massive problem with it that they had to create rules to ban some of those runs.
Astralspiff has a great video on that.
Doug getting that sweet satisfaction of looking at Mario at the end was great.
Can't believe Nickelback told the crowd to shut up for their song.
(I know that it's fake)
No way my guy skipped to the end, commenting about it the instant the 15-min video released. Even now it's only 11 mins since upload.
Heck, ya made me do it just to verify.
@@TheUnderscore_or they've watched the VOD
You can also be watching the video at faster playback speed.
I think you mean Nippleback
@@nejishadowYeah, or they were probably there during the stream
7:50 "Just for a couple minutes, I need you to not- SHIT."
Glady, Doug. Gladly.
Congratulations, you have IBS! 🎈
Flex-Seal yourself shut for DougDoug
"I can't look at the coin counter, chat, tell me how many coins I have."
"You have plenty."
"Wow, really?! (looks at coin counter)"
Classic Doug.
I don’t think this is a challenge, I think this is always how he plays because if he sees Mario’s nipples he examines them for so long he loses his pace and has to reset the run.
When he was looking at the dino i said out loud, “Doug, stop looking at the dinussy!” before seeing my OWN TEXT TO SPEECH MESSAGE saying the same thing XD. I completely forgot i even sent that. Was having a terrible day but that totally made my night
Chad Doug : "its so bad there's no risk for DMCA, TH-cam doesn't recognize it"
Gigachad editor : proves Doug right
For some reason my brain told me that I shouldn’t look at Mario either 😂
Same lmao
As a Nipple% speedrunner, I can conclude this as a great video
The beauty of Mario’s nipples visually mixed with the sweet musical serenade of Nickleback made me cry a little.
you mean nippleback?
Was that real? Theres no way theyre actually that terrible lmfao
@cdogthehedgehog6923 I'm choosing to think it's real because it's infinitely funnier that way
Who's Nickelback? I only know nippleback
@@cdogthehedgehog6923no lol
Love how this would be so cursed on almost any other channel, but for this one it’s an average Wednesday
got a new quote of the day "you gotta earn my nipples"
thanks doug
It’s like Doug’s eyes have stick drift that makes him subconsciously look up.
“This game is so hard when you are not looking at it”- DougDoug 2023. A sentence that rings true for a lot of Doug’s challenges.
honestly its impressive how doug can end up in completely unrelated spaces from where he starts in runs. how it went from not looking at mario to watching nickleback cause the copyright detection physically cant tell its a song is beyond me
Guys, we as chat have failed. We did not get to see Doug's nipples. What a sad day this is.
imagine getting a worse time than a guy who is goofing off like this and not even looking at mario.
Damn you Doug for forcing every single viewer to do this challenge with you, it’s impossible not to try it ourselves
"You've gotta earn my nipples, chat" was not a quote I expected Doug to say. And this is a video about trying to avoid seeing Mario's nipples.
DougDoug has done the impossible. *He made chat not want attention from the streamer.*
As the main character, Twitch chat could easily beat this challenge first try.
No they couldn't. Twitch chat has no restraint. They single-handedly killed restraint three years ago, and the world hasn't been the same since.
They get it on their second try.
No they would lose first then beat it after some character development
Imagine one of these streams edited so it's zoomed in wherever he's looking, or so everywhere he's not looking is monochrome and blurry. So you are forced to look where he looks.
Nipple Back, Sexy Mario and The Nipple Council.
I laughed so hard throughout this video! XD
In an alternate universe somebody donated $5000 during the stream asking Doug to show his nipples, and he did.
These eye tracker challenges always hurt my eyes for some reason
1:49 Doug would be the streamer to ignore the help calls from a fan, even if it were an absolute emergency.
Only Doug could think of things like this.
Most normal DougDoug video ever
It actually is when you compare it to most other recent videos
This is only 5 minutes old but I already know this is gonna be one of the most iconic episodes
5:45
Doug: *already doing an insanely hard challenge*
Also Doug: "Lets make it harder"
“It’s so hard to play this game when you’re not looking at it”- DougDoug, 2023.
Don't worry Doug, now you've finished the challenge you can look at Mario's nipples again. We all know you want to.
Damn this challenge would be impossible for me, I couldn't stop myself from staring at Mario's spicy pepperonis if I wanted to. 🥵
The chat is hilarious, always so unhinged it’s pure gold 🤣
Doug: "I don't think Christians aren't allowed to look at nipples"
You might be thinking of Mormons
Fantastic editing, give your compliments to the chef, Doug
I listened to this, and it gave me the strength to beat 0-S in ultrakill
Thank you Beef Dad
Can't believe Doug HATES birthdays
LMAO my dad just walked in on me watching Mario Speedrun, but if I look at Mario's nipples I reset.
Doug is the Harbinger of Chaos. Twitch Chat, obviously, is the Chaos.
8:58
Rare footage of DougDoug accepting a compliment instead of accusing the viewer of trying to trick him.
Been waiting for this stream’s highlights to hit the main channel! Thank you Doug and king_of_spades65 for creating the beautiful clip that became the focus of my sociology class’s final paper!
What was the paper about?
@@day7163 it's an ethnomethodological conversational analysis of a particular multilayered deez nuts joke highlighting projectability and the unique cross-cutting preferences that arise from Doug being a twitch streamer.
I dont know how doug beat this 🥵🥵🥵
How is it possible
@@DjdifigoWjejfjvno idea 🥵
Doug being Doug doing Doug things for dougdoug's chat
The incredible self control this required is insane. Douglas Douglas is a true hero
That's got to be the greatest speed run I've ever seen
The guys who made the text-to-speech beatbox is awesome
I can’t wait for more completely normal speed running with DougDoug!
"I played Kingdom hearts, but if I ever question why shirtless Mickey is relevant to the plot and is actually a crucial detail to the lore somehow.
I HAVE TO RESTART THE TRILOGY"
I never thought I'd get to see a crossover between Super Mario and Nipples, but yet here we are. Life is good.
Don't forget Nickelback
So sad this was his last video we will miss you doug fly high🕊️🕊️
"This is an actual speedrun category" has the same energy as "this is an actual Guinness world record" these days. The barrier to entry for both is so low that it hardly registers as impressive.
When Doug finally looked and saluted my phone died. It was pretty funny
As a top 100 nipple% runner this is the content ive been waiting for
0:32 that transition into the titlecard is beautiful
This is the content I've subscribed for thank you Doug
13:42 illuminipple
man, 13:00 has the greatest music of the universe.
Is so hard to see the video, without watching mario.
Glad the nickelback song made it into the main channel! Also at the end of stream there was a brilliant double gottem from a TTS message that's lived in my head rent free.
Nippleback isn't real he can't hurt you.
Nippleback: LoOk aT ThIS pHOtoGrApH
I like how he cant rven get Mario's shirt off without failing the run
I’m watching this with eye tracking and restarting every time I see mario and his nipples
I love how every stream the viewers basically decides something random or when doug talks about something
Oh now this is one of those og dougdoug video ideas. i love it
A fun speedrun can confirm
3:40 “It is so hard to play this game without looking at it.”
Is this what Doug dougs when Doug isn’t douging olive oil?
I havn't seen anything of Super Mario Odyssey cause I want to play it blind. But no better way to view the game than through a DougDoug video.
1:32 This implies that Doug is successful!
Im bored, I see Doug uploaded. Perfect timing
It truly is a privilege to be able to look at Mario's houty dotty fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling pepperonies
Doug is honestly trying to convince chat that they Baader-Meinhoff'd the number 293 into his consciousness.
Had to be nipples, canonically there's not much in other areas to look at. With that said I demand a follow up for Luigi's buldge
One of the speed runs of all time.
Didn’t we already see Doug’s nipple when he created “Nipple Kirby?”
Let’s go you are finally a v tuber. I have been asking for so long. I can now die happy.
Another great video from Twitch Chat and their side character DougDoug!!
10:50 dough, one of the few moments you were focused on the most important things: finance and the stock market. Also that were 2%
thank you for not looking at mario for the entire speedrun doug. i need him all to myself
😂
No he's mine
Legally speaking, the dinosaur isn't mario. Just because he's possessing him doesn't mean it's marios body.
He's being possessed by Mario's soul, and the eyes are the window to the soul, so just don't look him in the eyes
I just dont know what to say anymore, doug is the best