Skyrim, but NPCs spawn a Cheese Wheel every second
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2023
- Can you cheese a Skyrim speedrun?
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Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.
@awhellnah__ Ok Mr cheese master, why don’t you calm down
@awhellnah__aww shucks, I suppose then this comment should get taken down now shouldn’t it! How dare they make a joke about cheese that’s statistically inaccurate. Shame
Mold adds value too
@awhellnah__I bet you’re fun at parties
@awhellnah__ extra protein for the other 98%
how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second
Maybe some districts have more or less different cheese types? Take goat cheese from one district, sell it at a district that majors mostly in cow cheese for a mark-up. Or perhaps sell a type of cheese to a maker who specializes in crafting cottage cheese.
Sell the time to a clock.
cash money 🤑🤑🤑
Cheese is free real estate
They... LOVE the Cheese just that much!
The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans
Just like my bat mitzvah
I love how the DougDoug charm is that you click the video thinking “Yeah, that’s a fun idea” and then about 1/5 of the way in you get distracted by some crazy consequence of the video gimmick and the rest of the video has 18 subplots about some completely insane, stupid, crazy, ADHD fuelled competition
dougdoug is literally adhd the streamer
This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese
I'm pretty confident that this wouldn't even affect the GPU that much; the main reason this kills the game is because of the amount of collision physics which need to be calculated, which is all on the CPU.
No, its the fabric of reality warping and changing due to the sheer amount of cheese
It should be much better on special edition old skyrim engine has some hard limits special edition engine is more advenced, thats the reason big city mods dont work on the old version
His gpu was holding skyrim like peter did in that meme with mj
@@midknight1339Yeah, objects with collision and gravity are extremely expensive on the CPU when they're in high amounts, meanwhile it's nothing crazy for the GPU
Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure
why do you have the spore galactic adventures logo
@@miguelmalvina5200good question
@@miguelmalvina5200why shouldn't they have a profile picture that is the icon to an expansion for the greatest game of all time; spore.
@@Someone-wallJump jungles!
Completely unrelated but I love your profile picture
i think its not his computer dying, but the whole skyrim universe being consumed and suffocated in cheese
My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored.
This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels.
My sister also collected troll skulls.
My current character has like 300+ skooma. My rule is if it's available I have to buy it, and I keep it in the bedside table
Me and my brother would hoard Town Guard Shields
I like the escalation of collecting plates and bread, to troll skulls.
I go for empty skooma bottles and soul gem fragments personally.
for me it was skulls and brooms
He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization
Yes ! Also, a 4070 is not "best PC money can buy" *4090 enters the ring*
@@Exorion1erYeah, why wouldn't he just get the best money can buy?
@@portalwalker_for this?
@@Marcelis No, for everything: Recording, playing GTA V, editing, etc. This would be a business purchase after all
@@portalwalker_ because people don't have unlimited money
Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault
Good
the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me
The game does not dynamically adapt to the situation. The prices and economy are exactly the same no matter how much cheese is spawned.
7:10 "...extra beating!" *BRUTAL EXECUTION* Good god that timing
I particularly love that in the exact moment he performs the brutal execution, all the orphans cheese themselves in shock
@@Fireflare80 OH MY GOD THEY DID, god that was hilarious
As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese
what's your total cheese count so far
I thought your name was TimDestroyer and I was wondering what you have against Tims lmao
@@jadelilly420Tims cannot be trusted
Hey I’m glad you’re getting the representation in media you deserve, Doug is so progressive
What's your cheese tower record?
Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy
If only his meteorites were also modded to have cheese models
Also the rainbow horses , I guess they're from MLP 😂
Every kill spawns an increasing number of cheese wheels
100000!!!!
11:44 Hearing an adult man say "The cheese is gonna increase soon..." in unironic distraught is all I've ever needed
16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god
If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY
True
He was doomed the second Whiterun wouldn't work anymore. Have to go into whiterun to talk to the Emperor's agent who sets up the whole assassination business.
Thanks for ruining the video!
@@StopItGarrison Anytime! Maybe finish the video before browsing the comments next time?
@@StopItGarrison nobody made you read the comments, friend
I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.
Doug Doug famous for having fast speedruns
You mean to tell me the cheese tower record isn't the main challenge
Two stones with one bird
doing some math, a skyrim cheese wheel is 2 pounds (0.9kg), and since one is spawning on an npc 5 times a second, that means an npc excretes 10 pounds (4.5kg) of cheese a second, meaning that at about the 1:45 hour mark where the game stopped loading, an actual number of 31,500 wheels of cheese would've been loaded by a single npc if the game wasnt lagging, and if the 5 wheels of cheese a second was constant throughout the whole video. making a single npc secrete about 63,000 (28,576 kg) pounds of cheese in an hour and 45 minutes. so that means that every day, a person in skyrim would need to shed 864,000 pounds (391,903 kg) of cheese, or the weight of a fully loaded Boeing 747. EVERY SINGLE DAY. and just to torture myself, that means the earth would gain about 6.912 x 10^15 pounds, or around the weight of Pluto. EVERY DAY.
dedication is INSANE dude
Cheesetastic.
this information is stellar thank you 🫡
"The top scientists at NVIDIA have toiled for years, so we can watch a chicken shit out 69,000 wheels of cheese."
I can't breathe 💀💀💀
The thing is that it’s the CPU that’s the issue
I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.
@izzywasbusy3037 I have seen that video I just didn't remember how much cheese was spawning in there either
Super
"These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma."
Another quality quote from Doug
Doug: We need fire
Me: oh, Doug's making fondue
20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!
I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe
It's sort of rigged towards 21+. Without a time limit, it's only possible for it to pander to "No" if the stream ends, which might take hours. On the other hand, you have all of that time for the record to be broken.
I think the record was 23? The stream had some bonus content like Doug taking off his shirt
As a person made of cheese, I approve
Cheese
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Sheogorath's having a field day with this one.
7:20 jfc the brutality of that moment is insane.
9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.
he is a cheesewalker
The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.
No all you have to do is wait, both the emperor and that one lady from the dark brotherhood and all the targets are lactose intolerant
@@revilno nah, after you kill Astrid and tell the Penutian oculatus agents, you wait then slaughter the sanctuary together
@@theguthboyw no because the agents are lactose intolerant too
didn't he do that in a different challenge once? not sure which one it was
@@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy don't think he did.
14:41 Obviously, the shopkeepers are more interested in import cheese. They don't have so much of that.
15:43 I love the Peggle sound effects :DD
I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see
can’t pick up 4 cheeses per npc per second faster than they spawn, let alone 6
@@brr4519 But what if we were to fus ro dah them away?
@@2-bit567Much like dumping garbage IRL, they don't go "away", they just go over there. You need to rapidly despawn large quantities of cheese.
@@DaniRadriendil Ah, I thought maybe pushing them far enough away would unload them.
@@2-bit567 Then the physics of hundreds of wheels of cheese flying around would need to be calculated. That would be a death sentence.
Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time
Hahaha!! Same 😂🤣
7:13
I think I spent a solid 4 minutes laughing at that scene. Everything about it was just pure dark comedy gold.
i (lactose intolerant) watched this while suffering from a lactose-intolerance-attack and i'm suing doug for damages to the entire bottom half of my body and my house.
Imagine taking fall damage from standing too long on the growing cheese tower
The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.
Pretty sure dark brotherhood area would doom him. A lot of stuff has to happen
14:17
"Pinkie pie looks horrible now!"
Rainbow Dash looks at him all offended.
15:20 Don't worry! I'm watching at 360p!
just imagine running into a room to see your children suffocate in 16 tons of cheese wheels
if i had a nickle for every dougdoug skyrim video that included cheese in it...well i'd only have a few but it's weird how this keeps happening.
You ve misspelled "delicious".
We call this 'religion'.
You'd have a quarter, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 5 times
@@vcreativeart16a quarter is 25
@@totororaptors yes... 25 cents. a nickle is 5 cents. 5 times 5 = 25
I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower
I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer
17:20 I need fire..yet no mention of grilled cheese *smh*
4:17 Pinkie Pie!?!?!!!?!
That's RAINBOWDASH!!!!!!!
I'M GLAD IT WASN'T JUST ME!!!
Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.
Talk about cosmic horror
@@okzyzzbut then they'd question what was wrong with the one weirdo, who doesn't spawn cheese 🤔
@@GusBried not really. They would call him disabled and go on with their lives
Eating and pooping are like this. Aliens be like WTF?
this whole playthrough is cosmic horror. its like mr. fundels from rick and morty- a race against time until the cheese assimilates everything.
I can’t believe people aren’t commending DougDoug for waiting five real days for the cheese wheels to despawn
Don't you mean fifty?
11:48 LinkPog said what were all thinking
Sheogorath, go home, you're sober.
11:43 Doug: “We’re gonna k!ll the miner.”
Chat: “The ones in the orphanage wasn’t enough, huh?”
I remember the coding portion of that stream being so painful to watch... and it wasn't getting the cheese to spawn. He spent so much time trying to just make a counter for the cheese 😅
I love how fast this went from speedrun to cheese wheel tower competition
1:02 alright im dead
Awesome work
Véry nice👏👍😊
Hi
👍
Wow
Thumbs up 👍
This takes 'cheesing Skyrim' to a whole different level.
Was not expecting competitive cheese stacking in skyrim, this is why i love mods and the modders that make them.
4070... top creator saving on the nickles and dimes for his job.
I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.
6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate
The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive
why is this the kind of content TH-cam recommends me at two in the morning? i love it, but how am I supposed to sleep knowing this isn't a video I haven't watched
12 years of skyrim content, nothing left except cheese
13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns
9:22 love the muffled voice when the cheese is in front of her
This video helped me stand the pain of going home when the metro has broken down, its 0 degrees and its raining and windy. Thank you ❤️
Your Graphics card is not the bottleneck when we're talking about cheese. That's your processor & RAM
Damn, I remember this one from like half a year ago xD
I also love how it eventually stopped being about beating Skyrim and became a search operation for the highest cheese tower :)
No no, beating Skyrim was a side quest
I was here for this stream, one of the few I’ve seen live. The cheese counter was without question the most important part of the stream
Can't believe Doug made a video and fast-forwarded through the best and most interesting part. Another classic case of Doug refusing to give his viewers what they want sigh
when you take "you never can have to much cheese on your food" to a whole new level
I love how everyone is focussed on the GPU when physics calculations are done on the CPU instead
Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day
My boy Alduin out here flying around dropping Dick Cheese on all the townspeople like Santa Claus running out of time on Christmas Eve.
we can't let you back into the kitchen
I think dick cheese is also called smegma
Mmm 😋😋
@link11913 Mmm Christmas 🎄
It cost you nothing to not say this…
i have never played nor seen this game before, this is my first impression of it.
thank you.
"One of the best computers money can buy"
"4070"
13:00 "If i wait an hour, is that enough?" "NOT AT ALL!!!"
Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content
Me too!!
This is nuts. Love it!
the low graphics is kinda nostalgic, it reminds me of playing it on my computer back in 2015
Honestly, the cheese towering record got me more invested than any speedrun ever would.
I speak for all the residents of Wisconsin when I say that we applaud you for taking on the menace of cheese summoned by High Demon Elgrim. Times have been tough over here too.
now this is a real benchmark
I just got sent this out of the blue, and I'm so glad the first ever video of yours I've tripped over is the absolute PEAK of Skyrim, BREAKING Skyrim, and GLORIOUS CHEESE! ALL HAIL LORD SHEO!
Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun.
*Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*
its a cheeserun
@@FiSH-iSHcheeserun moment
@@Poggers123-nu3us frfr!!
...then continueing to change the rules he plays on ingame.
We all know thoose Types from Kindergarten and we love em.
@@Rabijeel i thinks its pretty obvious its not supposed to be a serious speedrun, idk maybe because there is cheese spawning every second???
I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19
The pinnacle of human creation
This was ridiculously entertaining at 2 am.
Ulfric and tullius breaking down the civil war to a cheese stacking contest is hilarious
I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load
You know, "everyone on the planet starts materialising cheese wheels under their feet every second" could probably make for a good horror / disaster movie
The cheese tower competition was very satisfying 😂
Amazing video, stoked to stumble across the channel
Can we take a moment to appreciate that one insane mofo that goes all around skyrim cleaning *ALL* the cheese EVERY MONTH?
17:32
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ
I hoped someone made this comment
cheesus Christ
7:14 WTF! I didn't expect such straighfoward approach 🤣🤣🤣
"almost the best computer money can buy"
Laughs in professional/enterprise/high end systems
The motivation speech from the same voice as the barbarian from wall-town really moved me. Thank you Doug, for the motivation to continue on my cheesy journey.
Hey! This is like an old school DougDoug video. Back in the day, when he wasn't bald yet. Ah! So nostalgic!
They don't make them like they used too 😭😭😭
Doug talking about his graphics card as If the crashes are caused by excessive physics simulation, which overload the CPU. I don’t think even a 4090 would help at all.
The orphans may be buried, but at least they won't starve in there
as a cheese wheel, i can confirm this is Skyrim
As a Skyrim I can confirm that you are a cheese wheel
om nom nom
This episode made me realize how much doug can sound like lightning mcqueen at times
what? when?
@@daveslamjam i don't remember quite when but i think it's when his voice isn't quite high but it isn't low
13:48 haha wheel it load
With the amount of cheese that is now in Skyrim... Sheogorath would be proud.