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I get this weird feeling like Elon got rejected by a Lesbian all of a sudden 😂
Let's be real, he didn't stop hitting on her after she told him she's a lesbian
Actually, a transgender woman started dating his ex wife and it made him a nasty hateful man
He lost Grimes to a trans woman, too
I would say sucks to suck but he ain’t sucking anything anytime soon.
@@chibismom3338that’s actually really good lmao
6:14 when someone brings up this talking point, I always point them to how when people stopped getting killed or abused for being left handed, the amount of left handed people "sky rocketed". Aka, people just were coming into the open because they weren't as scared.
Huh. You beat me to it. Was a bout to comment the same, but in a sarcastic way. 👍
My mom was smacked with a ruler by teachers for being left handed. She’s now ambidextrous. I wasn’t and I’m still left handed. It’s so weird how that works, huh?
yeah, but when you bring this up they sputter more than a 1960's gas car that hasn't seen any kind of service once. and when they do respond it's basically to the tune of "n-nuh uh!!!" and/or "you can't prove that!!!"
also remember AIDS? yeah that killed a lot of the LGBTQ Gen X/Boomer population. that needs to be remembered more when these sorts of discussions come up-- people are like 'X sexuality doesn't exist, have you ever met an old X?' and like, no, because most of them are dead. I legit think this idea that the LGBTQ is 'new' would not be so prevalent if it weren't for the AIDS epidemic killing off a lot of our elders.
like something I saw last night, about why there’s suddenly so many nonverbal kids, and at least the first 10-20 comments were about how they were always there, they just didn’t get shipped off or hidden away or abused into not being that way or whatnot… (but also more special souls are incarnating as so-called autistic because we’re needed)
Transvestigating a literal CHILD is preposterous, but I feel like they don't know boys also wore dresses up to a certain age until like 1920 and that information would probably send them into a coma. Let them take a dive into the history of fashion PLEASE
Exactly. What is deemed "boys/mens" clothing and "girls/womens" clothing changes every few years and has drastic overall shifts every few decades.
The concept of "gendered clothing" is literally just something we make up as we go along. But yet so many people act like whatever is the cultural norm of their time is the inherent, natrual order of the world or something.
You really think these people take any time to study the topic before hating on it?
I don't know who they originally listen to, but it's more than obvious that they were told to not actually take any sort of study lesson on the subject.
Try1950s
Broad statement
@@EWOODJ which part.
10:02 Seeing people be surprised at how light swords are is always a delight to see. Historically, swords are not as clunky and heavy as most people think. They are fast, they cut fast, and they cut good. Even a very large sword can still be handled dexterously.
And bows don't need dexterity to use. The _weakest_ setting on my compound is 60 lbs (27kg); I'm not running around while holding that much tension in place.
Thanks Gygax
of course the real swords of history were light and easy to use.
in reality you cant swing around a anime sword 3 times your height and 1/4 of your body weight effectively or else we totally would have.
and it would be GLORIOUS.
@@petrusv8752 A sword that size would be a waste of material anyway, just get a polearm if you want that much reach, and a normal sword as a sidearm. The remaining steel would be enough for a set of armor.
@@feuerling nah, big sword is not a waste.
Damn that's embarrassing... I got a sabre handed to me visiting a museum. The guy that handed it to me and some relatives around laughed because I couldn't raise it because it was too heavy.
I was just 10 yo, but still ☹
13:00 that's the funniest shit ever. "We're having a shortage of births resulting in a declining population as our elderly population dies off... I know! Let's make sure that a large chunk of our population that COULD have babies now can't! That'll fix the pesky birth rate issue."
I can only assume his thought process was something along the lines of: if we put a literal time limit on when they can have babies, then surely they'll be in a rush to have them.
@@TheKeller101 Rushed into having kids explains why so main older parents resent or hate their kids.
Yeah, I feel like what he proposed will actually lower the birth rate even more
@@Code_E3483well they tend to not care about how the child is treated, or how the parent feels about having a child.
The people in charge, you know, the rich and privileged, just want people to have kids so that CEOs have more people to leech off of in the form of minimum wage jobs.
They’re only complaining about white peoples birth rates going down. “The great replacement theory”
Well if these guys don't want tall muscular women for some reason then there are more for the rest of us
facts lol
Sounds also like skill issues too. More for us!
Swear😅
Do straight people not age or something? Because personal ideologies aside, of course you're not gonna look the same as 34 years ago unless you're a vampire or Keanu Reeves.
Just a very small and VERY VOCAL minority
Everybody knows we never age! I’ve been here for 500 or so years now and I’m still feelin’ fine!
Also, age difference aside, a yearbook photo in full makeup shot by a professional photographer is gonna look a little different from a screenshot of a random video call you made on the toilet in the dark.
Add Paul Rudd to the list of people that don't age
5:17 to clarify what the poster(probably) meant since you sounded confused. Poor nutrition during childhood affects growth, so the poster is suggesting that all the men in the picture are short due to an impoverished upbringing, which makes making fun of their height more wrong than usual.
Being a transmasculine person is an interesting thing. You lived a large portion of your life pretending to be a woman. Everyone tells you that you're doing it wrong.
Once you come out, everyone insists that you're a woman, no matter how masculine you are.
And you have to conduct yourself in a way that's masculine and yet not TOO masculine lest your presence makes people uncomfortable.
Yep. Vice versa for transfemmes, too. It is not a great experience.
Still, I like looking in the mirror, talking, and just generally existing A LOT more, now, than I did as a "boy".
>”wow you act like a man. man big manly man. nobody will ever see you as a woman if you act like that”
>come out as a man
>”noooo wtf you’re a woman even if you dress like that and act like that and talk like that you’re still a woman”
sheesh. people these days
This!! I’m a transmasculine Demiboy, an everything you’ve said is pretty accurate. I used to have a group of ‘friends’ that would tell me I’m trying too hard.
transfem here, don't have much experience about it yet (i only cracked recently) but according to a lot of other transfems, this applies for us too just the other way around. idk about enbies and agender folks tho
top comment is gay
seriously? i have typed many more comments thats better than this buf THIS one got so many likes, I'm dissapointed..
Ur gay
Ur the top comment
Now that you’ve said this, you WILL BE TOP COMMENT
But who's gayer me or him
so are you
You are the top comment
Fun fact: Rosie the Rivetter was actually part of pro-union campaign. The 'we' in "we can do it" meant the union, not necessarily women (although obvs they are included in the sentiment).
That's really cool! I'd like to read up on that!
@@red_sketch5715 You should, it's *riveting*
Well, you learn something new everday ❤
Sorry but no that wasn’t it. It was WW2 propaganda to lure women into factory jobs since there was a shortage of men to do these jobs (The men were away at war). The sad part is that after the war was over, these women who became accustomed to becoming financially independent were laid off to give these jobs to men returning from the war.
robin in the first few seconds asking how im doing immediately makes my day brighter, signaling that im doing better now tbh
he must be black cause he be robin
I think we need a term for these types of scary straights. May I humbly suggest COS, "Chronically Online Straights". It is pretty close to cis and that alone would piss most of them off and it is technically correct, the best kind of correct.
If this already exists then I would like to amplify whoever coined the term and I apologize for forgetting that I heard this from you!
Can SIC be used for nice cis + straight people? (sounds like “sick”)
my main issue with "cis" is that it's not funny
why do gay and lesbians get the funniest words like "sesbian lex" and "say gex" while straight people get "sis cex", where is the funny!!
What the hell
9:46 it's funny, too, because the dude's pfp looks like Trump and Biden are about to kiss
like, you can't just be saying "no woke sh!t!!! >:(" whilst having a pfp looking like that
also, the 40lb thing? I have birdfeeders, and will regularly get 40lb bags of bird seed. They suck to pick up, and are fairly annoying to manhandle, but I can certainly carry them (just not well lmao)
Mind you, I'm 5'7", and average between 120-140 lbs depending on the time of year (blame my focus medication while at school), and barely work out at all. Any muscle I may get comes from having to walk everywhere on my giant college campus, picking up/playing/dealing with my 40-ish lb dog at home, and manhandling the artwork I make at school, which fine arts and I'm currently doing ceramics, so the pieces and equipment can get fairly heavy. I am very much the picture of like a stereotypical, scrawny nerd/art kid
if the bigass swords did weigh that much, I bet you any woman who dedicates their time to strength-training and working out would be able to pick up and use those swords as well as any man (also, like another comment said, they apparently weren't all that heavy in general, sooo...)
That's actually pretty common in those kinds of dudes, actually. They meme other men as being "too feminine" or "gay" (even when they *aren't* gay??) in attempt to humiliate them. They do their own silly lil yaoi ships so they can laugh at them. Cuz the way they see it, the most humiliating and embarrassing thing a man can do is be gay, or, god forbid "not be manly enough". Like Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, for example. I've seen tons of people make memes abt how he's "effeminate" instead of, like, actually critisizing him for how he's destroyed Canada bc he has no clue what he's doing. That's also why a lot of str8 men meme Brokeback Mountain (cuz it's gay, but they're also cowboys, which they see as comical?) It is a really good movie if you can get past the memeing and take it seriously btw. It's absolutely heartwrenching, highly reccomend. Ik those are pretty random examples, but yeah. That's their "logic"
This reminds me of Trump x Biden fanfic
Homie, my wife proposed to me and I wouldn't change it for the world.
Aww! Congratulations dude!
Best wishes, my guy!!
is it all right if i asked how do posts and comments like that make you feel? i’m a woman and im usually the one “making the move” on the men that i’ve dated, ive never seen them as less. but posts like that weirdly makes me doubt myself & the relationships ive been in ? not always ofc .
@@tardybloomer I wouldn't worry about it, People who say shit like that are probably just pissed the world isn't exactly the way it was when they are younger so they cry about it, I'm a guy and I know I'd be ecstatic if my girlfriend proposed!! I wouldn't be like "Nooo Me ThE mAn Me sUpPoSe To AsK nOt GiRl!!"
@@tardybloomernot the OP but in a similar situation. If I'm having a bad day, those posts will occasionally make me question my worth as a man and whether I'm deserving of my wonderful wife 😅. Most of the time though, I just get a little chuckle. They can't seem to comprehend that people are unique and so are relationships.
5:27
Every single time they show statistics like this, I so badly want to remind them of the left-handedness graph.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
Yup
Idiots don't know how society works.
It's funny because then they question why you use that chart as if it's not the perfect denial of their stupidity.
"Don't make me tap the sign"
Ditto with autism
10:02 SO WOMEN CANT EVEN HOLD UP A NEWBORN BABY WHICH IS INSIDE THEM? Like my brother was closer to 10lbs than that BUT STILL
Blud is trippin fr
'AnD iT's PhYsIcAlLy ImPoSsIbLe FoR wOmAn To HoLd SwOrDs!' Don't worry, he's simply insecure of his own strength and decided to target woman because it would make less sense to target men
ikr ?? my CAT is heavier than that sword
16:30 I literally had to pause the video just to say "Speak for Yourself" as a joke and then unpaused it just to hear my words be confirmed 😂❤
Same
21:30
As someone with a rather large chest, people in my life know I'm saving up for a reduction, and every man asks "why would rid the world of such a blessing?"
A: comments like that
B: the back pain
C: the chest pain/breathing problem
D: clothing problem
GUATEMALA IS KNOWN FOR HAVING THE SHORTEST AVERAGE HEIGHT. Girl entered a Burger King and was angry they had burgers.
8:20 - "the one given by GOD before birth" aren't there times in the bible where people change their name & who they are because they found god?
They cant keep their story *straight*
haha got it?
Also even in their own beliefs.... their god doesn't choose their name unless they're intentionally removing any and all free will the parents had in naming that child. Suddenly he's all fine with usurping free will just for names??
As a straight guy, I wish to say that not all of us are like this. On behalf of all straight people, I wish to apologize for these insane people.
Please keep you responses polite, and Happy New Year.
happy new year!!
A lot of this just makes me feel embarrassed to be a guy. Like c'mon, I'm a pathetic loser but these guys make it an art form
@@Anon_Omis Yeah. I agree.
i dont think (at least i'd hope) no one ACTUALLY thinks that all of "the straights" are like this, I think its just a joking generalization. You don't have to apologize for what other people do.
That being said, I'm also a straight guy, so maybe i misunderstand what people actually think about us.
According to reddit, all straights are like this the gays are in cringetyopia
16:50 'Idk you sound like the type that might.' oh my god, Robin, you killed her.
The fact the sorry excuse for a woman at 15:32 mentioned one of her kids was SCREAMING is horrifying.
Certainly reinforces the idea that the kid wasn't okay with it.
But baby boomers started the pride march and one of them designed the original pride flag, free lovin' hippies are also boomers
Have they forgotten all the forward movements they started
It's like the confederates. They're the faction that lost. Still b____ing and moaning about it.
The boomers you're talking about are too busy having happy lives.
Plus, boomers were right at the age to die of AIDS. In addition to the social stigma of the time, a massive amount of out, queer boomers died in the 80s and 90s. Which yk, obviously would lead to a lower percentage of the population being queer.
You would not believe how many ex hippies now vote fascist.
The aids crisis took a lot of lives, sadly
Sadly they're not a monolith, and the past half a century or more has been spent with the MSM brainwashing folks at large. Combine that with lead brain damage and all sorts of other problems and you get what we have currently.
"your husband is probably gay if he does the dishes" DAWG WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭😭😭
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the dishes gay
genious logic
It means that woman need to do dishes because haha sexism.
But ladies, if this hogwash was real, bi men exist. ❤
i do the dishes at home and i'm gay so that checks out 👍
I have a brother in law. Married to my sister. He does dishes. Is he acting? He a damn good actor is he's able to fool us for 13-14 years.
20:24 It’s “they” because there are two people there. In the movie, Eddie Brock is a different person from Venom, the symbiote….even though other comic book movies and TV shows pretty much have Venom overtaking Eddie’s personality.
I WAS LEGIT JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS, IT'S "THEY" BECAUSE IT IS TWO INDIVIDUALS, WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS??
@@3BY9 Can't read and don't understand basic English. They also clearly did not take the time to read about anything of the characters or movie.
"Our pronouns are they/them, not because we are nonbinary, but because we're literally two [mf]as."
@@Bluewolf09 I guess I got lucky that I managed to learn it then, but I see what you mean.
@@3BY9 same people who think homo sapien means gay.
But isnt Margot Robbie the actor that played Harlequin ?
(Boys like her)
So she is not just Barbie, she is many characters, but only one real person
These kinds of women hate when men have anything they percive as good
Robin is my spirit animal, his voice puts me in such a good mood and I very much enjoy his voice
Do you rant a lot for no reason?
@@skootergirl22 Yeah, I really enjoy talking to people
What did this mean?
That's wrong you're wrong
He's my least favorite narrator tbh. He yaps wayyyy too much, and it's not really that funny
10:14 I find it funny how many people think knights just swing around huge chunks of metal they can barely carry. Like, no, mfers are gonna be holding the least amount of weight required to do the job. Soldiers haven't changed in that regard. They don't just pile tons of heavy shit on you and send you into battle, lol. Also, you don't need a sword to be 10 pounds or more to cut someone's throat. Literally like an inch and they're dead.
6:00 Every time I hear something like this, I think of the graph registering the 'rate' of left-handed people over the years. About 5% in 1890, a low of ~3.7% in the 1900s, then gradually ramping up to just under 12% since 1960. Not so coincidentally, that also coincides with the acceptance of people being left-handed over time.
one thing i really dont understand about these people is how they can disrespect people in the name of God.
like, if you dont like gay or trans people but dont do anything about that dislike, okay, fine. but if you're going out of your way to disrespect people, what makes you think that God would be happy with that? what makes you think God is looking down saying "ah yes, shame my creations for something i allowed them to do and things that aren't their choice"
like if you go up there on judgement day and say "i shamed a child because i thought they were a boy in a dress" do you REALLY think God would be happy with that? and im saying this as a christian as well
The whole thing with Christians being against gay people came from a mistranslation in the bible. There was one line that said, "Men should not sleep with young men". Don't be a pedo; I can get behind that. But it was mistranslated to "Men should not sleep with men".
What I don't understand is that Jesus is constantly saying, "Love one another", "Love thy enemy" etc, but these people are advocating against gay/trans people and calling them horrible things all the time. I suppose they simply pick and choose parts of the bible that support their opinions.
Amen to that. So many "christians" always start screaming about God this and God that about the lgbt and you can tell like, 9 times out of 10 that they never actually read anything in the bible other than the passages that they saw online that fit their narrative.
@Glock_ness_monster the original bible was based! (I think. Idk, I’ve heard some weird stuff about it too)
I mean, hating/disliking lgbt+ people just for being lgbt+ is still bigoted and wrong. You're still deciding that some human beings are more "natural" than others which is fucked up. Not outright hurting lgbt+ people is good, but it is the absolute bare minumum.
You decide wether or not you like someone based on their choices and how those choices affect others, not their natural emotions and who they naturally are as a person.
The reason is that some people just unfortunately don't believe in God, so they don't care what he thinks.
Also my only "issue" with gay or trans people is if they are an active criminal and saying that being gay or trans requires it. It sheds a bad light on the entire LGBTQIA++ community, and I am not okay with that.
To Be honest Robin, I'm struggling. I'm struggling to get a job, I'm struggling with my family relationships, and I'm struggling with the relationships I have at the group home I live in. But to be even more honest, these videos cheer me up. They make me laugh even when I'm bawling my eyes out and they complete my day
I may be a random stranger but I wish you well in the future, good luck fella
That sucks to read man, I wish you all the best in the future
Glad you can laugh at silly shit.
@@littlefurrow2437 Don't be rude
@@iclynnx huh?
10:07 THE AVERAGE NEWBORN BABY IS HEAVIER THAN THAT! Apparently, "The average weight of a baby born at 37 to 40 weeks ranges from 5 lb 8 oz to 8 lb 13 oz" SO THEY CAN'T EVEN LIFT THEIR OWN CHILDREN! Like jeez, they might be SLIGHTLY weaker but not being able to lift 5.5 pounds? This guy is crazy.
15:01 “Tell her that her past and virginity don’t matter and that you will accept her the way she is.” in-between stalking her and NOT accepting her or any of it the way she is and the self-contradictions…
13:42 this is really stupid to me. You’re telling me you want to increase birth rates by.. preventing women to give birth after 30? My mom had me and my sister when she was in her 30’s just fine. There’s literally no point in removing the uterus at that age if you want more people to have kids, hell it makes things worse.
I think the logic is, by threatening young women they'll get married and give birth earlier before the state mutilates them.
That or the guy has a very specific fetish.
Chances are homelessness plan is actually going to cut the already decreasing birth rate in half
This "are the straights ok" was even creepier than usual.
10:02 i have a Lowlander thats roughly 6 feet long and it only weighs about 6.4 pounds, i wonder how heavy the "game too woke" guy thought a sword is
He didn't think about it's weight
Shit i had that sword too dawg
Probably some Dark Souls or Final Fantasy VII level giant anime swords in this game... but those are equally ridiculous for men and women. But of course this doofus can only suspend his disbelief if it's a male character holding it 🙄
9:35 why is the guy with Biden and Trump kissing worried about woke?
could've renamed this to "Emkay watches aholes make fools of themselves on twitter."
I wish robin would hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay
He wpukd rant about it
Damn
I wanna do the reverse for him. He doesn’t do enough wholesome subreddits. They always give him the pissy frustrating things.
5:57
-I am non binary
Gen Z: "ok"
Millenials: "oooof... That gonna look bad in you're resume"
Boomers: "you probably gonna be beated alot and system doesnt gonna help you"
Tradition: "lol, say bye bye to you're front lobe or/and balls"
As a straight person, I can most certainly confirm that I am not okay.
(I'm not any type of phobic, I've just been down in the dumps lately.)
I’m homophobic. I don’t mind lgbtq people but I’m scared of them, it’s my phobia
you want to talk about it? if not things are going to be okay, for now just focus on yourself, do whatever makes you happy- even if its just a little bit :)
I hope you'll be okay.
@tinylittlefwog I appreciate your support, but I would rather not discuss it on here. Ty though!
@@im_terminallyonline aww thats totally okay, just make sure to take care of yourself, even if you may not believe it now, you'll be alright and i also hope you have a nice day! 💖
17:13
some guy: *WHERE'S THE TESTOSTERONE GOING*
me, a trans guy: *into ME.*
Real
where has the testosterone gone?
suspiciously testosterone shaped emkay viewer:
The Testosterone Bandit strikes again
Who will be his next target
Love ya, dude
am cis, does T taste like anything?
9:48 the irony of asking if a game is “woke” while using what looks to be an AI-generated image of Trump about to kiss a Biden as your profile pic (also I hope that review gets taken down since he didn’t even play the game and is just trying to make a political statement)
10:28 finally! A reason from a man why men need to help out with childcare. Most children weight more than 5 pounds
17:05 "it's honestly embarrassing he doesn't choose to marry you on his own" I mean, by that logic, it's embarrassing for men that women don't choose to marry them on their own without being proposed to as well.
5:55 the same "problem" was raised when being left handed wasn't suppressed anymore maybe there is something here too
I hate it when people use God as an excuse to be homophobic/transphobic or just plain rude. LGBTQ people are people too and God loves everyone no matter how they identify 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Yeah. They’re like “meh meh meh god no likey I’m fine with being a terrible human cuz GOD NO LIKEY.”
yeah like do they think he sends those penguins that are gay to hell too or what ????
@@south452 for real? It IS natural and here’s the proof!
11:50
I might do dishes, but that doesn't make me gay!
Well, sure, I'm gay, but THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
Fellas, is it gay to be able to function as an independent adult
The Barbie one...
Idgaf, give me a toy as a kid I’ll play with it, ABC blocks? Yes. Monster truck? Yes. Barbie doll? Yes. Toys are toys.
Hearing Robin laugh and sound genuinely happy makes me happy too ❤
Funny thing about height, my mom is 5' 8", and my dad is 5' 3". They've been married 35 years. Huh, maybe height doesn't matter.
@nickberry I'm taller than my husband too. The only thing that annoys me about it is other people commenting on it rudely which unfortunately happens quite a lot.
21:25
My wife used to go to school with a girl who had gigantomastia. Her name is Heidi and her last name started with an H before she got married. Well, somewhat hilariously, she had a cup size of double H to go along with her first and last name both starting with H. Her nickname (that she approved of btw) was Double-H Heidi, and that was not in reference to the fact that her first and last name both started with the same letter.
This year is already off to a rough start… it quite literally starts of Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Piece the puzzle together, it’s hilarious.. At least we still have EmKay… and memes. Definitely can’t go without EmKay or the memes… this is gonna be a fun one folks!
It's also the Year of the Snake. 🤣
@@catluvr2 some snakes are cute, so maybe this year will be cute?
If anything happens this year, I'm blaming you
These kinds of vids always make my day a combination of better and worse, because it's funny seeing how outlandish some of it is, but horrifying once you realize people actually think these things unironically. What a world.
15:17 thats a lotta words for "i'm a pathetic excuse for a human being"
12:06
She is referring to herself trying to make it sound more ... official/important than it is.
*SHE* bought him and herself that sweater pair.
4:20 finding a guy that fits this regardless of it being the bare minimum feels almost impossible especially in rural southern america. Like my current bf (will he be for long maybe not) even though he claims to be progressive, and definitely is for most men around here, has said transphobic things. Said trans woman aren’t woman 😒
Ah, a 1800s progressive i see
The person who thinks women can't lift a 5lb sword would combust if they realized that I, a moderately disabled women, could get at least one good swing of a sword in.
16:46 Okay, I just can’t with this one, it’s too funny. Like dudes, Schoolhouse Rock has a song that straight up says “who says women can’t propose?” Stop being blockheads. The specific song is “The Tale of Mr. Morton” if anyone’s wondering.
11:45 The gay dude watching his husband do the dishes: “Oh my god, she’s right!”
Wai-wai-wai-whoa-wait, claymores only weighed 5 pounds?! My CHIHUAHUA weighed more than that!
3:05 sounds like somebody missed out on the “protective older brother beats up bullies” trope. Maybe if you raise your son right you wouldn’t have this problem. But if you’re going to treat your son with this attitude you’re just creating a self-fulfilling prophecy…
CLAYMORES ARE NOWHERE NEAR 40 POUNDS. SWORDS ARE 3-8 POUNDS
A 40 pounds sword would be a claymost (swords comic joke)
@feuerling I was going to say "no a claymore isn't" then reread it. "Claymost" is very acceptable
How the hell would you fight with a 40 pound sword?!?
Badly. You would fight badly.
@@erinfinn2273 Exactly! You're asking someone to precisely swing a kettlebell around
16:50 "you sound like the type that might" ☠️☠️☠️
8:24 Honestly, if you already believe that your whole identity is part of a soul that can exist apart the body you inhabit, is it that hard to conceptualize that it might be in a body that doesn't quite fit it?
No because that would mean god doesn't actually want them to live in perfect 50s america where everyone is white and cishet and their particular flavor of christian
@8:51 This reminds me when my sister was 4 and her hair was growing back after chemo, we looked almost identical....
Is she okay now after that though at least?
@ she’s 20 years cancer free
9:22 That dude has only wielded claymores and sweihanders in videogames like Skyrim.
Those Swords, while heavier, are able to be easily swung and redirected.
03:08 tell me you raised a bully without telling me you raised a bully.
13:17 I think it’s supposed to scare women into having kids
Yeah, most swords aren't all that heavy. what makes them feel heavy is just how the weight is being distributed. Bows on the other hand take a lot more strength than people realize.
Not doing great Robin. Just found a cool new content creator and one if the top comments was "thanks for not being gay." Its gonna be a rough four years. I got a passport and might need to split tbh. Transman living alone, about to graduate, no family to take care of me, all my friends are broke and cant split rent, but cheap states are dangerous ones. Nervous for 2025
8:52 my immediate thought to this was that the kid might’ve lost their hair and was only beginning to regrow it. like what if they’re torching this kid online when she just grew her hair back? something tells me they wouldnt care
As a dude i can confirm that my gay husband does dishes 😂
17:35 I wonder how long I could trick conservatives by advertising like this only to donate all the proceeds to "woke" charities and causes.
12:33 1: Poly? 2: Funny way of saying the poster bought them?
Im not doing well, the place i work closed its doors for the last time. 13 years of good memories
Hoping you find something good.
@CybernerdShua thanks.
That sucks man, wishing you the best in finding a new job :(
That sucks man, wishing you the best in finding a new job :(
11:00 Missing out on all those short kings... 😢
20:11 For the LAST TIME, PARKER! Our pronouns are they/them not because we are non binary, but because we are LITERALLY TWO-
8:20 funny how every fetus is female until a certain point. it's almost like gender isn't a set thing. also did they not watch the part in Jurassic park where they mention that some frogs can just switch genders if needed?
For humans, once it's developed, it's absolutely set. Before birth. People confuse sx with gnder all the time and that's a hilarious misunderstanding of basic human bio. What concept of living you choose is your choice and that's perfectly acceptable for yourself and those willing to accept/tolerate, your body isn't mutable.
12:15 that's certainly one way to say you're in a polyamorous relationship.
8:40 just noticed this persons facebook is in pirate language lmao
3:17 that is the exact thing her movie was commentating on with the feminist movement. women are equally NOT BETTER THAN MEN EITHER, LITERALLY WHAT HER WHOLE MOVIE WAS ABOUT
im glad she had a boy
it was nice hearing you laugh so much in this one, as dreadful as that subreddit is
13:25 why is nobody talking about this that is vile it's completely awful and straight up terafing
10:30
Uhh, i would say polyamorous. But knowing that this is "are the straights okay" that doesnt seem possible
0:10 My name isn't Steve, but I'm having an existential crisis for the 100th time, thank you.
excuse me he was talking to Steve Savilt Malkins born on April 4th, 1989, thank you very much
Hope whoever that is is doing okay too then.
@@Moth_Please yippee
16:08 giving your kids a vasectomy should be illegal that is so weird
I'm a little unclear on whether it was a vasectomy or a circumcision, I think a circumcision since a vasectomy is clearly unethical, if not illegal. A circumcision is weird too in my opinion if she's doing it any time after the birth and doing it just because of what their future girlfriends might think.
5:34 as a bisexual person, discrimination still exists by everyone.
Unfortunately biphobia also happens in the queer community, not just the straight s. I've noticed it especially from lesbians to bi women spefically. It's pretty fucked.
I once saw a lesbian youtuber make a biphobic joke then double down when she was called out. She said "Don't date bi chicks." Really sad shit.
I'm saying this as a lesbian too. I'm disappointed in our own community. I'm dating a bi women and she's amazing. It pisses me off about other lesbians.
There's also this BS about bi representation in media where it's only vaild when it's a same sex relationship. I saw this a lot in The Owl House fandom when Hunter was confirmed as bi when he has a crush on a girl. I also saw this in the Helluva Boss fandom about Moxxie married to a woman. It's annoying af.
I'm not even bisexual like I said and it's genuinely infuriating seeing biphobia in our own community.
11:44 Hearing this while washing dishes made me extremely confused for a second
My dad is only overly protective of me because I was sa'd when I was 7. I am now 19, and he still worries about me. Love my dad ❤
You know that you’re not the typical case, right? I’m so sorry that happened to you btw.
your dad sounds awesome
@@fredskull1618 Thank you for your kindness
I hope you're doing better now and not afraid of everyone like you commonly hear in stories of that, also the people who did that to you don't deserve to live. But if you think they deserve to live just because you may be a kind person, then I hope they forever suffer from the guilt.
That’s the good overprotective dad
Those people ragging on the st jude kid would have a heart attack if they saw my first grade photos. I chopped part of my hair off and had to have my mom fix it so i looked like a little boy in girl clothes. So much of this makes me cringe. Also based on the "women shouldnt lift heavy things" man, i shouldnt be capable of carrying my 34lb toddler for any length of time. And the pregnancy meme one is just insulting to me personally in all kinds of ways, especially with the quips about diet and breastfeeding. I did what i could and i have a healthy, smart 2yo who is as tall and heavy as a small 3yo. Sometimes you cant breastfeed. Sometimes you have to put what doesnt make you nauseous to eat over what is healthiest even if youve had chicken nuggets three times that week already. And not everyone who is sure they want kids wants to have them right after graduating high school/college.
Sorry, is it normal for little girls to have absurdly long hair?
I had long hair for a short while because we never did anything more than trimming until my mom and I decided to cut it short in 2nd grade. Like, hair doesn't grow that fast either. What a weird take that little girls should be as hyper feminine and attractive as possible from an early age.
I. . . Also don't remember explicit conversations about crossdressing in the bible lol
2:12 I might be stupid because my brain heard “they don’t love you” and finished the sentence with “like I love you”
@6:54 I think dad's who are THAT overprotective were probably skeezes during their dating years. Like they can't imagine a man/ boy not being gross because they can't imagine themselves not being gross
10:07
So the dude expects a woman to not even be able to do laundry, hold a child, dishes, pet or anything?
beau/belle mentioned!! i'm not much for political youtube but almost every time i come downstairs after 7, my dad is watching them on the tv. absolute fire.
20:14 “For the last time Parker! Our pronouns are they/them, not because we’re non-binary, but because we’re literally two people!!!”
12:24 could very easily be a polyam couple too. Still...straights being weird tho.