Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ต.ค. 2024
- In Focus: WONN5 reports that hundreds turned out to support Pennington's single gay resident Paul Webster.
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“Paul was so modest that he had to be DRAGGED out of his house, and into the pink limo.”
How dedicated these fellas are..
LIMO not Lambo, If it was going to be a car it's going to be a jeep
TDS seventy-five as a gay guy I just literally lol’d 😂😂
TDS seventy-five ye my bad, I typed it as soon as I heard it and forgot midsentence lol
@@bituin5908 np fam
Might as well kidnap hi mam u right boys?
I love how they mocked up a small-town news station, complete with beige furniture and outdated graphics
By "being" did you mean "beige"?
@@SurprisinglyDeep I take it that was a yes
.... you've clearly never been to the rural midwest
@@drnapalm7605
Upvoted. For some reason it didn't show
It's the little details that make these videos.
They treat this guy like he is the last of a critically endangered species
you think this is real
Well, he'll likely not reproduce
Oh my god this is such a true statement LOLOL 😂👌
@@freshnorthwest6756 How f***ing dumb are you? They're commenting on the fictional characters you nimrod.
Let's hope 👿
I love the detail that they never interviewed Paul to see how he feels. Just a bunch of ppl telling you how he feels about it
It has the same vibe as the South Park episode with the nurse with a fetus (edit: I mispelled fetus) attached to her head. Singling out a minority does not help. You end up making a guy what he is instead of who he is. Self-serving activism is for the activists and for no one else.
We can all guess how he probably feels 😂😂😂😂
Every time they show him he looks really upset
@@chriss6840 Gay
@@laurocoman or tweek and craig, tho eventually it turned genuine
"other issues that are of importance to Paul"
lmaoo
Meth😭😭😭
@@myajanette are you ok
@@luckydragonwolf no
We know this because we said so and therefore je feels that way
Disappointed not to see any "HARD FOR PAUL'S HARDWARE" signs.
There's always next year!
You mean the floppy disk?
“I buy hardware from a GAY MAN!🌈”
He really knows his way around nuts and bolts. They sell a DeWalt cordless for about $45, but if you ask me, Paul's the most valuable screwdriver in the whole store.
"Excuse me, do you know where the drill section is? 😈"
After *this* comment thread, I may need to find the hammer aisle, so I can hit myself repeatedly in the head!😐
@@denisemayosky1955 be careful, you're bound to get a good pounding
parse error YOUR MIND
“I think paul felt real supported when the whole town stood next to him while nurse jill was giving him that aids test” 🤣
Aids test lol
I think an extra funny part about it is if he is really the only gay man in the town, there is no reason to test him for aids. Unless he frequently goes to the next town over, he shouldn't be having sex, unless of course, he isn't actually the only gay man in town.
@@chiarifairy6862 which is likely I guess. I'm sure there are others too.
@@thel0n3lytramp63 yeah, which is what I was trying to allude to
@@chiarifairy6862 the only way he knows he's gay is because he became attracted to another man at some point ... so either its a celebrity crush or somebody is lying about their preferences lol
(but this is funny regardless)
The parade wasn’t for Paul, it was for all the Pauls in the town that hadn’t gathered the courage to own their hardware store.
Incredible news coverage, complete with the lack of interview or statement by Paul
@@drinkmilk6024 Sorry bud, I think you're the one who missed the joke
Quintaner What did they say?
@@mysterio1967 they tried to say wooooosh or however many o's it has
Quintaner oh I thought they actually said something that wasn’t overused
@@mysterio1967 Good to see Alan Watts keeping up with meme culture still.
Paul wasn't even gay. They just caught him listening to The Village People.
I always see ur comments please stop watching the same videos I'm also watching. It's getting kinda creepy...
@@rhysstanley7387 she won’t kiss you bro
I don’t know “the village people” and still found this hilarious
@@SpiiderOK Do you know the YMCA song?
@@rhysstanley7387 That means you are watching after her. So you are in fact the stalker, so stop watching the same things as hers. And stop trying to get her attention with these nonsensical comments. It's seriously creepy.
I love how they don't talk to Paul lmao. It's like they're treating like a pet or something. Everyone has to speak on his behalf lol
Welcome to the world of Liberals, always speaking on behalf of others.
I mean he is an actor
@@manfres9721 They know
It's like how every article about how trans people are scary doesn't bother to interview a Trans person
Thats exactly what theyre satirizing lol. Stereotyping is bad even if the characteristics in question are considered a "good" thing. Like gay men being effeminate and fabulous, asians being good at math, black people being good at basketball, women being naturally maternal. These are all inherently discriminatory and prejudicial. The stereotypes become expectations, and reduce people's identities into a spectacle.
You are not an LGBT Activist if your Hardware is not sold by a GAY MAN 👏👏👏
why are you using clap pictures
DIΣGӨͶӨƦƦΣΔ because I can
DIΣGӨͶӨƦƦΣΔ i just used Clapping Emojis?
@@dig639 Sure thing. It's DELICIOUS
what the fuck is this argument 😂
Plot twist: the whole town are gay and they used Paul as scapegoat to justify the gay parade without being judged as gay.
lol imagine Paul being the only straight one
@@lifewithkids5231 Paul being annoyed and possibly disturbed from the parade, while the whole community being so ecstatic for the parade. That is quite a high possibility.
It's the only thing that would make sense if this actually happened. Only alphabet people do this shite.
That and mentally unstable feminists, but tomato, tomato.
Vlad Ivanov No. Don’t be a dick
@@vladivanov5500 the other thing that could make sense is that he is gay, and just wanted them all to leave him alone?
“He doesn’t wanna ride on the penis float. He gets motion sickness.” I love all the details in this!
I suppose showing that to minors is acceptable nowadays. It says a lot about the morality of whoever is in charge.
@@Ynalawtook me a second to realize this is a troll lmao. no one fall for it and start arguing with this person
@@ANGELECSTASY bait almost was believable
@NikZedika bro thinks pedophiles are a part of the lgbtq community and is too scared to say the word pedophile. bro has and will never feel true happiness and belonging in this world. my love and respect for discriminated against people such as myself will persist and shine bright for generations beyond your hate and refusal to understand i'm a person too
@NikZedikaI have to give it to you. Your troll attempt was even worse than @Ynalaw’s.
I feel bad for him, and he's not even real.
So true, I feel bad for his son and he's not even in it.
Are you saying gay people aren’t real!? The audacity
@@purpleperson7514 he said that Paul isn't real
@@tt-qq4xq *yes I’m aware my comment was a joke*
@@purpleperson7514 bruh I thought you were being serious, sorry 😐
This has strong Michael Scott energy
So I'm not the only one who thought that 😂
Seeds Of Celery The two different messages make for the perfect pause.
True
Well at least they aren't kissing the gay guy
That's a mockumentary for you all right.
Not even four days into June and this pops on on my recommended😂😂😂
Same
Same, it’s pretty cool though
@@Azrael-r812 yeah
Lmao it’s like Paul just wants to have a normal life
mrzoozilla That’s the joke
Paul just wants to live a quiet life
Whatever
It's making fun of straight people who support gay people but have extremely stereotypical views of gay people
@@localegoist4079 chew
So, if he was the only gay person in town, clearly his dating life sucked.
oh honey, he ain't the only one...
just the only one out
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 honey, you are effin condescending. get off your unicorn and down to earth pls.
He eventually has a boyfriend. They mentioned it in another video.
@@Vienic2omg post it
You guys know this is fake right ? It got me too until I saw the other videos the channel posted 😂
The onion straight up recruiting towns to make 2 minute long skits
Me at the beginning: aww thats so wholesome, if only it were true
Me half way through: oh paul, Im so sorry
As a homophobe even though this was a joke it still made me feel uncomfortable.
@@k.g.b.1150 ,why are you a homophobe?
@@erseshe Yeah, I didn't dislike the video I liked it. I actually found it funny and entertaining.
@@k.g.b.1150 calling yourself a ”homophobe” just let’s yourself know something’s not right. Like it’s the same principle as saying ”even though i’m a racist”
@@henrikledin4166 Dunno. I guess it might be because disagreeing in the slightest with the LGBT movement makes you a homophobe nowadays. Or antifa, which makes you a fascist, or BLM, which makes you a racist. The list goes on and on
Get Tested, PAUL!
PAUL!
@@tristenatro2045 lmao you replied to a 6 year old comment
And so did you
So did everyone
yes
I think they have it backwards, everyone in this town is gay except Paul.
It turned out, however, Paul was merely european
And gay
Is hE GAy oR EuROpEan?!?!?
Lmaooo
Aw mayn.
Paul was really just Australian.
As a gay introvert, I feel represented.
Los Fromla *You go girl
@Jdjsjjs Jsjjsjsjs Lmao there’s no age surrounding which gender you prefer you dumbass
@@pineapplesbringpain5243 I thought you knew! Everybody turns straight when they become 30! It’s the straight agenda!!
- Totally a cis het man
GET THEM JUSTIN YOU GO BOO
Oh yeah man, well throw you a parade too, just wait and see.
Good luck with life buddy, stay safe
“I think Paul felt real supported, as the whole town stood next to him, while nurse Jill was givin’ him that AIDS test.” lol
This feels like it could be a plot episode in Parks & Recreation.
that’s absolutely perfect. thank you, sm
Pirates Rock *Queue the theme song
YES
It reminded me of this episode of the office in which they discover that Oscar is gay and Michael basically kisses him against his will in order to show his support lmao
You are right
At first i was like “Awww thats actually a really wholesome concept for a onion video” but then i heard “He was so humble we had to DRAG him out to do the parade!!” And i was like oh
Same!!! I had thought it's so sweet. But alas! 😭😭😂😂😂
you people are who this is making fun of
@yossarian00 you clearly have no fucking idea who rhis video is actually poking fun at. It's poking fun at the people who support pride for their own self service, without actually caring about how gay people feel
@@yossarian00”You people” you mean normal people who just like a different gender than most?
@@yossarian00um. how
Paul: ...I think I'd rather you just call me a slur.
They should have added "What about Sarah and Amy, though? They're lesbians right?" "Nah, pretty sure they're just roommates."
Omg that would've been perfect
They're cousins
Yess
@@Christian-rn1ur ah yes, the 4kids sailor moon cousins
And they were roommates
0:53. I want Maureen Moser to be my ringtone.
Whatever
lmaooo
Beautiful Gay Sexy Bitch
hhahhaa yeah me too!!
Fierce.
0:53 THIS LADY HAD ME DYING💀😭
it deserves to be a reaction video on twitter
@@ktm3636FR
This is pretty wholesome actually.
If we ignore he was forced into it...
That and the AIDS test lmao
Bagdaja wooooosh
@@drinkmilk6024 I know it's a joke, it's pretty obvious and everyone knows the onion
Bagdaja ooooh, ok. This is the only onion video I’ve watched. Sorry 4 the inconvenience.
And the pink limo and penis ride lmao
😂😂😂As a gay man, this is kinda spot on. The virtue signaling, the gay jargon, the stereotyping... But even a somewhat misguided effort is better than homophobia.
This to me would be like a christian town throwing a parade for me because they find out I'm the only atheist. Even if they decorated the town in dead babies and demon skulls or whatever it is they think I'm into and offer to baptize me and cure me of my wickedness at the end so I can avoid much deserved eternal torture I would still think it was a really sweet gesture on their part to go through all this for me. And I have a self deprecating sense of humor so this would be the best day of my life. Especially if someone got all my humiliation on camera so I could show it to people later.
@@longlivegarybusey6409 🥰
I have a narc mother and stay closeted because I know she would use it to make herself a martyr and try to get special treament starting every sentence with "my daughter's gay" and oh how she would milk it and deem herself worthy of having her own float in the pride pirade as "Mother of a Gay Daughter" just like how she treated(and alienated) her gay male bff who she coveted like a prized accessory.
Julianne Hannes That's rough
Julianne Hannes can you move away from her?
My new hobby is watching gay-themed Onion stories then hitting the “newest comments first” button afterwards.
sorring by new on any mildly controversial topic is not good for the mind because you're actively seeking people to hate. tho i do admit that i am also guilty of this
I am having fun impersonating Paul.
HA, it's funny when they get mad.
But also not healthy, so I try to avoid it
The lady shouting words of encouragement is too funny😆
She's also the neighbor of the obnoxiously loud dog.
😂😂😂 YOU GO GIRL, YOU SEXY BITCH... etc. 😭😭😂😂
For anyone looking for a interpretation:
The Onion is satirizing how people’s “support” is often self- serving and is not intended to actually help. In this case, their support is actually reinforcing stereotypes.
I think it’s a bit weird that people assume that all gay people want to be flamboyant and if they’re not, that means they’re closeted.
I was and thank you :)
Thanks, floof
Into dudes. Can confirm.
The next time some dumb bitch ask me if I can be their gay best friend, do their makeup, tell me how much they lOoOoOve gay people and then be homophobic towards lesbians I will give them a slap.
It's partly satire, but the humor is mostly from the absurdity of throwing a whole parade for one guy who doesn't really want it.
As a bisexual guy who doesn't really bring it up much. I feel you Paul. The nicest interaction I had with someone when I told them was when I said "I like both (men and women)" and the guy was like "Oh, ok. it's all good." and that was the end of it. THAT'S the normalization I want. Just another joe who just happens to be bi. I don't need the craziness of pride personally.
You're getting a flag and a parade, goddamn it.
We need to feel like we have supported you, or we won't feel good about ourselves in front of our friends. That's how we know we're good people.
Here's a cupcake that didn't come out right, but it's in the shape of genitals, so we know you'll love it.
Also we need you to be _expressive_ or else our cognitive dissonance flares up.
Anyway, glad you agree! Tata!
You actually don't need any normalization for paraphilias. You just move on.
@@meusisto The fuck is that supposed to mean?
@@meusisto it turns out you actually don’t need to combat common paraphillias to have healthy and functioning society. But you know, you do you. Wait 30-40 years for a definitive biological picture of sexuality to engineer your own perfect straight kids
@@meusisto nah, bro you dont get to talk about lgbtq when your pfp is a frog known for a website commonly used by old gen x'ers/millenials who wont let go of the past 2000s era desperatly trying to drown themselves in nostalgia to make scary things like jobs go away and also cant be let within 500 feet of a elementary school
“Other issues important to Paul”
God, that’s golden
They haven't met their gay quota. Some straight guys are gonna have to take one for the team or suffer fines.
That's an OUCH moment!
twitter described in 2 sentences
@@epicbread1310 and we'd have enforcement squads
Jack Hazardous fuck I don’t understand what do you mean?
@@kertchu being gay is no longer optional, champ
This is both horrifying and heartwarming at the same time.
fr like they threw a parade but its for LBTQ..
Definitely one of the top ten best videos from The Onion, that old lady gets me every time! XD
she was a little out-of-con-trole...
How much is the budget on these videos?!
The onion pays in Respect+
The government funded them
How I wish Onion could still make videos like this... They even made a whole fking movie in 2008.
5 dollars and a can of beans.
@@John_C_J excuse me, they did WHAT?
I'm from a small place. Pop 660. There's 4 gay people, me, 2 women, and a guy who has mental issues. Everyone knows, no one cares, we have our places in the community. We joke about having a Pride Parade. The 4 of us, marching up the road, yelling "We're here, we're queer, get used to it!" at people who know we're here, know we're queer, and got used to it a long time ago. Lol.
I don’t want to be intrusive, but how do you date?
@@andrew8577 I don't. Been there, done that, got the therapist bills to prove it. Coming home, for me, was getting back to a more peaceful life. Back to the culture I grew up in, away from the Americanized city that I didn't belong in. Where I'm defined by my family and my friends, not a flag that changes every year, an acronym that grows ever longer, and the way Americans say I'm supposed to be.
It would actually be a funny idea if your small town decided to do a pride parade for only 4 people
@@Hotdogenthusiast Why would we insult our neighbours who accept us, who cook meals for us, who watch our property when we go on holiday? Why kick up a stink about that? We're the gay people they know. We're not being all "New York Pride parade" outrageous, flashy pink hair urbanites needing some kind of issue to latch on to so we can feel valuable. Where I'm from, we pity those people.
@@Hotdogenthusiast Three actially. We broke up. Lol
0:53 any 13 y/o girl on instagram in the comment section on anyone that looks slightly gay
how do „gays“ look lol
Grrumakemeangry flamboyant
And that’s on GBF
@@grrumakemeangry you can tell
My spirit animal
I like how they kept reusing the same extras walking behind the lady
this lowkey gives me south park vibes, i love it 😭
They’re a little confused but they’ve got the spirit
0:28 i love how the same guys kept walking behind her 😂😂
y e e m Nice catch.
@@shaanp9796 It’s a _really_ small town.
That's the entire town, just one street.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god
I’m fucking crying. I would legitimately die of embarrassment if something like this ever happened to me
We will _find_ an issue we care about for you and make sure you have the entire community's support!
Fun Fact: Paul was straight until Cody moved to town
I'm pretty sure Paul and Cody have already done it.
I LOVE THIS REFERENCE.
i wanna get the reference but i can't
@Azrael X aight
Wouldn't the whole town be gay then?
This almost sounds like it could be a real news story
MyFenceBroke is this your first video from this channel ?
@MyFenceBroke get onioned
@MyFenceBroke man you didn't just take a bite, you ate the whole thing! :)
@MyFenceBroke oh man you telling me you feigned the bite and shoved it down my throat instead? That's what that taste must be
@MyFenceBroke holy shit and you're rude as hell for no reason. Awesome dude! Keep it up!
So basically the Onion predicted June.
Poor Paul. I heard he wasn't really even gay, he just really liked MGM Musicals.
LMAO
But doesn't that make him ghae?
I love how they even have those temporary no parking signs for parades,, I mean the level of detail is just *chef’s kiss*
I actually got this in my recommendations during pride month. Perfect timing, really
Maureen Moser had real "I hear you're a racist now, Father" woman from Father Ted similarities....
Oh god yes you're right! What a classic scene that is!
0:33 "the gay pride"
I love the way she said that lmao
straight girls watching rupaul’s drag race: 0:53
As a fellow Paul im scared
They're going to find and put you in a pink limo, better start wearing camo
Your profile picture looks like you’re scared
pfp checks out
We're coming for you Paul we've upgraded to a pink panzer battalion and you cannot hide Paul
don't worry, you're not alone in your fear
pink limos
*shudders*
I thought it was gonna turn out he wasn't gay and just wore skinny Jean's one day so everyone thinks he's gay
That'd be pretty funny too lol
My neighborhood better do this or I’m leaving the community
“The gay pride...” Paul, I know our innocently condescending support for your beautiful gay lifestyle is embarrassing, but we’re going to keep on giving it to you.
Get tested every month, Paul. And don’t do any drugs. We made sure each corner store has a bucket of free pink condoms at the counter. Long live the gays! Yay Paul! Congrats!
you ruined the fucking joke man
pepsiman
125 people would like to disagree.
@@pepsiman1488 No, he was adding on to it
manichvh the video itself is the joke I believe bc the onion specializes in comedy u less they’re talking about a comment that made a joke then idk. I legit thought the video was reaL OOPSIE POOPSIE
@@anunc there are still 7 billion people left to decide.
As a gay person idk if this would be really wholesome or the worst thing that could possibly happen to me.
Yes
Really depends on whether you consented to it or not.
As a straight person, I’m still trying to decide if this is really wholesome or a critique on virtue signaling
@@pisces2569 it’s the latter since the guy didn’t ask for it, if anything he’s implied to be at the very least inconvenienced by it. The townspeople only did it to show their “support” for gay people. They don’t actually _listen_ to the (only) gay person to ask what _he_ wants, what _he_ needs. They just do what they (the cis and straight townspeople) _think_ he should want and need, and force it onto him. The fact that there’s (supposedly) no other queer person in this town just hammers this idea even more, because there was definitely no queer person to say “oh maybe this isn’t a good idea” when they were discussing how to do the parade. Maybe it’s also the fact that the town does this to their queer residents that’s why no other queer person has come out yet. Or maybe all the other queer residents left the town lol
The whole thing would’ve been fine if there was a queer person/people who was there with them to decide how to do the parade, and if did it for the queer people to know they are seen and loved. And also if they didn’t force Paul to come out of his house and do all these stuff with them. But instead it was just a bunch of (again, supposedly) cishet people showing off their “support”.
(Sorry for the long comment. I’m a queer person)
@@pisces2569 wow, TH-cam immediately shadow banned my comment (because gay people are bad ig) but I’m gonna try again:
It’s the latter since the guy didn’t ask for it, if anything he’s implied to be at the very least inconvenienced by it. The townspeople only did it to show their “support” for gay people. They don’t actually _listen_ to the gay person to ask what _he_ wants, what _he_ needs. They just do what they (the cis and straight townspeople) _think_ he should want and need, and force it onto him. The fact that there’s (supposedly) no other queer person in this town just hammers this idea even more, because there was definitely no queer person to say “oh maybe this isn’t a good idea” when they were discussing how to do the parade. Maybe it’s also the fact that the town does this to their queer residents that’s why no other queer person has come out yet. Or maybe all the other queer residents left the town lol
The whole thing would’ve been fine if there was a queer person/people who was there with them to decide how to do the parade, and if did it for the queer people to know they are seen and loved. And also if they didn’t force Paul to come out of his house and do all these stuff with them. But instead it was just a bunch of (again, supposedly) cis and het people showing off their “support”.
(Sorry for the long comment. I’m a queer person)
I think it’s funny that there’s some people out there that don’t see this as being satire or irony, but in fact a wonderful turn of events that should be
It was said that even Cody helped drag Paul out of his house, though strangely he was already there before everyone else
goddamnit cody
They’re acting so accurately like "woke" straight people do - obvious it’s exaggerated for satire purposes but the more subtle elements are so, so, so spot on that this skit MUST have been written by a gay person, there’s no way a straight person wrote this.
oh absolutely, that woman screaming "go for it girl you work it out" made me hiss like a rabid dog
Can also be written by a gay person who is not really flamboyant and doesn't really participate in this kind of thing.
Lmao and then they all go home and vote to not give Paul rights
Better to start somewhere than never start at all.
As if a US small town would throw a gay parade for their only gay citizen. That's the real jok here.
Absolutly insane how well these actors pulled it off
0:53 this woman gives me life omg 😂
😂😂😂oh my god me too
She somehow speaks as if she is surrounded by a sea of gays on a daily basis even though poor Paul is the only one.
This is hilariously true. I’m a bisexual man and I refuse to tell anyone other than close friends because I know other people will make a much bigger deal of it than I’d ever care too
WHAAAT? NOW YOU MUST CELEBRATE!!!!
I know a place that does everything normal, but they have plastic decorations shaped like genitals
YOU WOULD LOOOOOOOVE IT
@@OurNewestMemberbro chill not everyone wants a celebration for what they’re attracted to, some people just want to live their lives
@@sparksparkbubbles repression much? LET'S HAVE A PUBLIC DISCUSSION ABOUT IT
@@OurNewestMember bro I’m not repressing anybody, I’m just saying some people don’t want to draw attention to themselves for being gay or wtv, some people just want to lead normal lives. What are you going on about lmao, I’m not trying to offend anybody. You must be straight because no lgbtq person would actually act like this 💀
0:54 - 1:06 That lady is soo sweet 🥺🥺💕💕
I feel like if you came out to her she would be so supportive
0:53 give her a raise
This feels like something michael Scott would do
Why
The “Play Safe Paul” sign sent me 💀
Me in high school: "Yeah, I'm gay lol"
Every "woke" girl at my school: 0:53
wow
It hurts.
@@Tucker454 might as well do what
"...and other matters important to Paul."
I thought this was real for a full half minute and I was so happy :(
same 😂
The only gay in the village
Tough life
Me
the village people
YOUNG MAN!
Daffyd!!!
I know this is satire but it’s kind of endearing 😂
You're endearing
Seacat sugoi 😳
i have to agree lmao
oh thank god
If you think forcing an introverted person into the public and smothering them with attention when they OBVIOUSLY want to be left alone is endearing...
Ok click this because the guy wearing a beach hat in 0:15 looks like Cameron in modern family. It even wears the same shirt that Cameron would wear…. and I suppose this guy is gay
literally
Imagine if Paul wasn't gay but the town was determined to "celebrate".
Hah!!!
He's just a jojo fan
The end should’ve said “they can both be dressed as queens” that would’ve made this video even better amsjssdkhsdihsdih
What's sadder is hes the only gay guy, meaning he can't find love
Yea
There's always other towns, and given the overbearing support of the town, I'm sure they'd hold tourism events like "Have Sex With Paul" 🤣
It would have been even funnier if the news was interviewing him and he said”I’m not gay, I’m married and have a kid.”
Gay men can also marry and have (adopt) a kid, so it'd be better if he said he has a wife and kid
That would imply that gay people are interviewed on television
@@Lu4455 *never*
@@cicidiaries don’t forget about bisexuals who are Gay and can have a wife
If this wasn’t from the onion I would’ve believed it up until 0:53
They took him to check his health 😂 “and other things important to Paul” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I mean...sigh..better than the alternative.
Dorkmax is it? Is staying in the closet really worse, than a three day long event, where complete strangers run up to you and ask, how far you shove the p”s up your ass and mouth? Is it worth all overweight guys in fetish gear in the middle of the street, telling you how much they love and respect you? Is it worth the rainbow car?
Be honest with yourself.
@@frankwest5388 I mean yes, that still sounds better than a life in the closet lol
@@frankwest5388 So 365 days a year of living a lie and not being able to be yourself out in the open is a good alternative? Really?
@@frankwest5388 I mean yeah pretty much. The Parade only happens once a year, and that's better than living a lie 365 days year.
Shrödinger Kat i was trying to make a joke.
Seems like it didn’t land it
I'm surprised no one in the comments is mentioning Daffyd Thomas little Britain, after all he is "The only gay in the village"
The lengths this channel goes to to make these videos! They deserve an Emmy. These are so realistic in their parody, it's scary!
Damn Onion is even trolling with the resolution - it says HD on the boarders but it's really 360p ... nice try ONN ..
1:20 Yes, I'm sure Paul, whose only posssible sexual partner in this town is his own hand, needs a reminder on contraceptives and STDs
funny how people are still falling for the onion in 2024
Muricans eat lead for breakfast
Bc it’s so on the nose lol
I fell for it until I saw your comment 😂 autoplay got me.
@@garfoonga1 their pipes are still lead in most of the country
This is going to actually happen isn’t it.
Anything is possible in 2020! :D
@@lusciouslocks8790 luckly, as far as i know, nothing along these lines happened this year
ofc NOT! Bc all people will be gay in the future.
It probably already has.
0:53 I'm gonna start listening to this every morning for inspiration.
let me guess; when they went to his house to drag him out, he was in the closet
why did i laugh at that
"I am the only gay in THIS vilLAGE."
Daffyd!!! It's you! I have been scrolling forever to find this comment!
@@jootloops2490 😂
This happened to me once. But I was living in San Francisco, so it was a "Straight Parade."
Isnt a straight parade just traffic
@@asterolivine5367 Yes, yes it is.
@@asterolivine5367 never thought of it that way
Paul:
_Honestly I'd rather you just call me a slur..._
“I came across a program about THE gay pride” 😂