@@Jamesgames62522 yes..... The onion doesn't upload "news report" videos anymore. Idk about their homepage though, but on YT it's just podcasts. Also the shit-ton of green-screen editing, graphic work, and animation is unsurpassed by any of their other work
@@googleuser9383 their later videos near the end of the glory days clearly had a left leaning. Watch their vids from 2014 to 2015 and thats where it started to go downhill unfortunately
I like how they use "fucking" as a serious but unexplained adjective and "love you" as a formal goodbye and "How's it hanging?" "How - it is hanging." as an exchange of greetings.
In Idiocracy, that's how they said good guy. I thought it was to show we were emotionally devolved that 'i love you' was the catch all to express anything positive.
I just wish cat meat wasn’t taxed so fucking high, I don’t have credits enough for before ionisation time! I’m standing here, love you all. #letsnotsee2138
I love when they show the 2137 world map all the places are called things like "Toppled Skyscraper City" and "Fertile Woman Zone" and then China is just called China
@Hulksmashhulkregret What are you on about AI photos still look bad, AI videos are absolutely horrid and will be for many years to come until the technology develops by a huge amount.
@Laura Mclennan Oh my god, you were serious. Yeah, I'm sure the facebook posts you read are better than the sum of historical human knowledge. Enjoy the effects of inbreeding, I guess. By the way, what you describe is called the 'dunning-kruger effect'. Not that I expect you to know that. ..also, double post? lol triggered.
@@tubbycustard8866 the questioning of how the thing is hanging is responded to by just saying the extremely simplified version of the answer, that beimg how it is hanging.
@@tubbycustard8866 also, I know how it can be sometimes when we can't keep up eith human ignorance, but remember you'll always have the rest of us, my fellow red-eyed reptilion bro.
The dude was just building his tents while the Palestinian attacked It's not like he doesn't have enough room for himself! Or... maybe he doesn't, and that was the last non radiocative non flooded useful scrap filled zone. Eh, whatever
Every frame is so dense, each joke adds another layer of complexity to this fallen world. This is genuinely one of the most impressive comedy vids on the website!
This is depressingly accurate to how people consume online content now. I'd say this video is slow-paced compared to the current state of short-form internet videos on social media.
I always wanted to run for office and campaign on doing absolutely nothing in office. Why? Because me doing nothing would usually be better than the other guy doing anything.
On an Onion News binge and MAN these people are geniuses. I didn't laugh much during this because I was so enthralled and pulled into the world they built. The language they use (relandification), the topics they cover, the cgi and all the animation on the screen. Its so much, yet at the same time seems so effortless. They are, like, the Charlie Parker of satire, just amazing!
Same. Also on an onion binge and was blown away by this. Very little laughter, just totally impressed. You blink and you’ll miss hours worth of incredible work.
There is so much amazing work that went into this video that I spotted new things on each re-watch, because some of it is so rapid-fire and other is simply very clever text in the background.
@HarmonicPsyche You seem to have a high skill level in linguistics.Would you please translate the language of a female voice in the background from 9:11 to 9:18 into English for me? Could a cunning linguist be responsible for producing that sound clip to make this Onion video addictive to us?
I know right. They'll be dead before they chance their fucking selves into adulting. The omega-12 project if finished in time will keep the children not eaten by beetles or mutants from getting to adulting. Lucky fucks.
One of the best implications of this is that mistakenly telling coworkers and acquaintances "I love you" became such a common thing that it was accepted as a farwell phrase
Great details. "I love you" as a casual greeting to imply the word love lost it's meaning. Also the fact that you can buy a senate seat is a logical conclusion today's plutocracy.
I think that might be a reference to the line in idiocracy, “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” Both that movie and this skit have the same themes as well.
that's why this is a real comedy video, real writing, good writing unlike the bullshit worthless slapstick humor, mindless eyecandy in movies that holywood directors make... just throw a bunch of money, make CGI, throw in a popular celebrity, destroy a bunch of stuff, add sex and drugs, gun fights, car chases... idiotic. A few seconds of dialogue in this video have a lot of depth. Makes you think.
Meaning of words changes all the time... today's swearwords were regular (or even "fancy" science nomenclature) 100 or 200 years ago. Or a word in different language, badly adopted and mistranslated.
An activist introducing the ridiculous word "Enshitification" ( "greed based online platform service decay") and then more people use that word unironically.
This was one of the Onion's best video pieces ever. They got such a distinct feeling about what a dystopian future is like with such detail. The modified "future english" was particularly amazing. I wish they would do more segments like this.
I watch it like every month usually whenever I hear Israel or Palestine bullshit it always reminds me to watch this I hope they don't take it down until after I die whenever that is
@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 haha well I hardly doubt they are gonna take me into consideration whenever they decide to keep it or finally retire it but fingers crossed lol
Wait what was the beetle stuff supposed to represent? traditional terroism or shootings (also terroism)? because when he mentioned them not covering the other stuff he seemed to have a point?
@Tsinat Gebreselassie Except i have also researched filmmaking, entertainment, and me, and i tend to know somewhat more then you, thanks for your petty response. Thank you, next.
Tsinat Gebreselassie no, being overly confident in fight and or argument/debate is a good way to lose early. Even though it’s worked quite well for Conor mcgregor. Your replies came off as assholish, so yes. Please do fuck off.
Joe Mama no, just more fear porn (no not THAT porn -> NOT coincidentally Also owned by the Small Hats), from the mainstream media. What's real anymore? What can you believe coming from pathological liars with a agenda? Not a Damn thing, that's what. I assume nothing that I haven't seen, touched, or sensed or that didn't come from someone first hand that I trust. They're so full of shit its sick. And people still buy into this binary "Left/Right" paradigm nonsense and continue to consent by participating. I'll be writing in a "No confidence" vote for any "elections" that go beyond Sheriff. I don't expect many people to be able to understand what I'm talking about as most have proven to be so mentally entrenched in this Beast system that I don't even usually bother trying to peel their eyelids back to reboot their brains. This isn't a shot at you, per se, but rather a general statement.
@@RealityLiesBeneathTheVeil bitch im a shitposter so whoosh maybe? Also funny that u said porn but not mean porn, i look up porn of the most degenerate stuff on google so lol Also u said Joe Mama lol Also its the onion which is loterally satirical fake news
You're commenting all wrong. You're not supposed to say anything interesting or clever, you're supposed to say "I love how [rephrasing of the video's premise stupidly]". Or at least a lame, transient internet meme.
Truer words could not be broadcasted, dkwtoot. I just got off the social hive mind with a time-traveler from the actual fucking future and he said that things are litteralisticly 1057% worse. Love you.
Well the DinoResureXXXion Project on number 2 of most mismanaged projects is probably responsible for that. They were successful despite the mismanagement; it seems 😅
@name2 "Dad, what's that thing in the sky?" *woooooooossshhh* "That's an airplane, Timmy." "Cool. I like airpla-" "Wait. Oh shit!! That's the woooosh missle!!! Some kid r/wooooshed us in a TH-cam comment section!! AHHHHHHH!!" "Ahhhh!!!" *woooOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHhhh* Whole fucking universe explodes. The end.
To be fair, I think you're right. They wouldn't be as bombarded with news back then as they are today. You can virtually know what's happening in every single country in the world in 10 minutes now. Back then, you would barely know what's happening the next state over unless you had a radio turned on and tuned into the right channel at the tight time.
full conveyance, however no news is good news on the Omega 12 as it suggests the building went along smoothly after the helotanium came in. real frustrage is that this eye-stream is more true-real now than when it was born. sustenence to you.
@@WindiChilliwack I was also struck by how much denser and more substantial that dark frutiger aero style UI looks compared to the current obsession with boring minimalism
This was the peak of The Onion's funding and it shows.
Exactly. This is precious because we will never see anything like it again
7-11 was the peak of its shows
@@Jamesgames62522 yes..... The onion doesn't upload "news report" videos anymore. Idk about their homepage though, but on YT it's just podcasts. Also the shit-ton of green-screen editing, graphic work, and animation is unsurpassed by any of their other work
It's a guess,
but I assume that the PC culture ruined ad revenue for the Onion.
@@googleuser9383 their later videos near the end of the glory days clearly had a left leaning. Watch their vids from 2014 to 2015 and thats where it started to go downhill unfortunately
If you blink you miss 40 hours of editing
LMAOOO for real
Eric Davis im the 1000th like
Unless I pause it
Unoriginal but true.
@Obama don’t care so he's a dipshit?
I like how they use "fucking" as a serious but unexplained adjective and "love you" as a formal goodbye and "How's it hanging?" "How - it is hanging." as an exchange of greetings.
"How it do" - "What it is" and ending an conversation with 'Okay'. This video is so absurd yet some is still very plausible, that's brilliant writing.
I agree. Sustinance to you.
You remember that horrible word changing in “after earth?” This is like that but actually good.
'They chilled it out in the free speech square'
In Idiocracy, that's how they said good guy. I thought it was to show we were emotionally devolved that 'i love you' was the catch all to express anything positive.
The Middle East being reduced to one Israeli and one Palestinian still fighting over the rubble hitting hard rn
Ah ah it's the "multi-cultural battlezone" remember?
Fr
We can only hope ON fulfills their Divine Mandate, and this video becomes gospel.
Honestly got a chuckle out of me for how well this aged😂
I just wish cat meat wasn’t taxed so fucking high, I don’t have credits enough for before ionisation time! I’m standing here, love you all.
#letsnotsee2138
"if the law is passed, it will raise the amount of laws in Indiana to 6"
lmfao wtf
Grimlands*
Libertarian dream
@@OtherM112594 more like anarchists
@@bobobsen Those are synonymous
@@OtherM112594 i read that as anon while skimmin
also sseth should review this considering he touch all pol map in review-his
I love how the entire video looks like a Command & Conquer cutscene
Good welcome, citizen
We fight for Kane!
Haha yeah
I have a strong hunch they seen it as a gamer - or took a look for reference. =)
Soos!
I love when they show the 2137 world map all the places are called things like "Toppled Skyscraper City" and "Fertile Woman Zone" and then China is just called China
fucked up enough as is
China is going to call itself china even if there isn't a single chinese person in it so yeah that fits
Can't forget about Gay Texas
It’s accurate as fuck 🤣 China is as dystopian as it gets right now
@@kepipek6598 Vermonty
This is where the onions budget peaked and it shows. Such a shame they don't make videos like this anymore, absolute genius really.
This video was god tier
It could probably be done now with AI video making apps for a small fraction of the time and cost, and the AIness adds it’s own charm
@Hulksmashhulkregret What are you on about AI photos still look bad, AI videos are absolutely horrid and will be for many years to come until the technology develops by a huge amount.
@@HulksmashhulkregretThis shows that you have no appreciation for the craft nor do you have any experience with AI
It's all horrid
The sheer amount of world building that went into this 10 minute satire video is astounding, not to mention the production and editing work
True reality.
@Sinned Gnillubnot I thought that said "and already know our fart" 💀
@Laura Mclennan Laura, please, books won't hurt you.
Read some of them. Shit, any of them.
@Laura Mclennan I can tell.
@Laura Mclennan Oh my god, you were serious. Yeah, I'm sure the facebook posts you read are better than the sum of historical human knowledge.
Enjoy the effects of inbreeding, I guess. By the way, what you describe is called the 'dunning-kruger effect'. Not that I expect you to know that.
..also, double post? lol triggered.
"Orange, how is it hanging?"
"How it is hanging."
Pure gold
i dont get that one
@@tubbycustard8866 the questioning of how the thing is hanging is responded to by just saying the extremely simplified version of the answer, that beimg how it is hanging.
@@tubbycustard8866 also, I know how it can be sometimes when we can't keep up eith human ignorance, but remember you'll always have the rest of us, my fellow red-eyed reptilion bro.
@@monadolifesaver5613 thank you brother
long live gazorpazorp
Tubby Custard
Don’t forget gazorpozorpfield!
She shot quite the news load, full sustenance to her.
Remain motionless to be informed.
True reality
Love you
@@mindlightwave Love you
No
"If he aims to fuck up my tent, I will go over there and fuck up his tent!"
Ah, war never changes.
Fallout!😊
🍿🍿
War... War never changes
The dude was just building his tents while the Palestinian attacked
It's not like he doesn't have enough room for himself!
Or... maybe he doesn't, and that was the last non radiocative non flooded useful scrap filled zone.
Eh, whatever
This could also be an allegory for nuclear war.
“I hate to see children in the mideast suffer as a result of war. Good they are all dead” oof
To quote futurama's own Zapp Branigan, "How many men did we lose ?
All of them.
Well at least they won't have too mourn each other.
@@jillvalentinefan77 Hey Saddam, could you imagine being hanged in the holy days of Islam? That would be crazy...
@@obijuanquenobi1911 They were more into lapidation or decapitations.
lol
It's almost the complete reality now.
This video would be amazing if it came out today but it's more amazing that it came out 5 years ago
yup.....fuck i'm late...
It's easy to predict the future, just answer nothing will change.
All the same awful shit was happening 5 years ago too.
What the fuuuuuu-???
Holy shit.
I wish I could be alive to see all the "This is creepily accurate" comments from people watching this in 2137.
It's now 2020 and it's creepily accurate.
You wish you could be alive? But it seems that if you were alive in 2137 then you would want to be dead.
Red You beat me to it.
They made this so we don’t have to waste our wishes...
I'm not sure you're have to wait as long as 2021
@@goodpie2772 agreed
It’s absolutely insane how high the Onion’s budget used to be
Hey now they're getting there again hopefully
I can't believe this video, why would they want to reland Florida?
To contain the gators. And the floridamen.
It’s become a hot bed of mutant gator invasions and swamp bandits.
Because they still haven't learned to prepare for their annual hurricane
0Clewi0 because they want the world to end
Disney World
"Thank you Vitamin I love you"
This segment is a masterpiece
Every frame is so dense, each joke adds another layer of complexity to this fallen world. This is genuinely one of the most impressive comedy vids on the website!
"It's so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on..." only, y'know in a good way.
It's also kinda overwhelming. It can be interpreted as if the current news media pace just kept increasing.
i had to watch it at reduced speed... twice !
It's a borderline experimental film
Another layer, huh? Maybe that's why it's called "The Onion"!?
I absolutely love the random fast-paced visuals. Like the attention span of humans became so short, that it's the only way to make people watch.
Fitting seeing how short form content has cooked our brains
This is depressingly accurate to how people consume online content now. I'd say this video is slow-paced compared to the current state of short-form internet videos on social media.
even this vid. gives me headache..
@@chocokeekithe barely readable captions on everything like we can't hear but are all 1960s speed readers, just flashing light to give a dopamime hit
Tik tok being this but nothing but stupid crap instead of news is alarming
i feel like i watched a whole movie condensed to 10 minutes
this is how movies should be
@@snarkylive facts!!!😂☠️
watch idiocracy, this is basically it summarized in 10 minutes
You kind of did.
This video feels like idiocracy mixed with children of men
"You don't need a bunch of empty promises! You all need to die!"
I like a politician who just tells it like it is
Too bad that was just another empty promise.
I always wanted to run for office and campaign on doing absolutely nothing in office. Why? Because me doing nothing would usually be better than the other guy doing anything.
We know who we're all thinking of.
@evanr9583 well then
@@evanr9583well then
This is literally the most impressive worldbuilding I have ever seen
Yeah
Yeah
For true!!
Haven't seen much world-building, eh? (Not that I'm knocking this, but c'mon... Go read Neuromancer or something.)
@@Zeuts85 It's probably exaggeration! Though I know it's hard to tell on the internet. It is very impressive for a 10 minute comedy youtube video.
Glad to see they almost have that whole Israel - Palestine thing worked out in the future. I was getting worried there for a minute.
I had to come back to this video just to watch the Gaza scrap segment. Lmfao.
On an Onion News binge and MAN these people are geniuses.
I didn't laugh much during this because I was so enthralled and pulled into the world they built.
The language they use (relandification), the topics they cover, the cgi and all the animation on the screen. Its so much, yet at the same time seems so effortless.
They are, like, the Charlie Parker of satire, just amazing!
Same it was so good I want more like this they did a really great job with this
Seriously this was one of the best comedic satires I've ever seen, they are so clever.
Same. Also on an onion binge and was blown away by this. Very little laughter, just totally impressed. You blink and you’ll miss hours worth of incredible work.
Yeah, lots of world building in this one.
Bird was the perfect reference there.
The linguistics work done to produce this video is genuinely impressive.
There is so much amazing work that went into this video that I spotted new things on each re-watch, because some of it is so rapid-fire and other is simply very clever text in the background.
It truly is.
@HarmonicPsyche You seem to have a high skill level in linguistics.Would you please translate the language of a female voice in the background from 9:11 to 9:18 into English for me? Could a cunning linguist be responsible for producing that sound clip to make this Onion video addictive to us?
@@simon6071 that's a woman cumming lmao
Foreals
procter and gamble being a state is the funniest shit for some reason
Jews
@@theberserker_of_falconia Jew*
Theres just one remember
@@theberserker_of_falconia Be antisemitic if you want; but stay factsexual. I love you.
No-one is gonna talk about how Wyoming voted to no longer exist?
They were lucky, the rest of the world needs to wait for the Omega Particle accelerator
i’m crying
It never did. Wake up sheeple
When they nuked themselves, the entire population died in seconds. Think about that, a whole ten people dead like that.
What's Whyoming?
“Burger King burger zone”
“Gay Texas”
“Unaffiliated Russian republics”
“Europe-land amusement park”
“Fertile woman zone”
Island of Miami
gosttt “China”
"Toppled skyscraper city"
dont forget the Gropeyards!
"Gaza Scrap"
Damn 2130s kids... their generation have no idea how easy they have it...
I know right. They'll be dead before they chance their fucking selves into adulting. The omega-12 project if finished in time will keep the children not eaten by beetles or mutants from getting to adulting. Lucky fucks.
I back In my day, we had to walk to 7/11 uphill both ways.
My kid in 2040: **generic excuse**
Me, now a parent: i went to school during a pandemic >:(
@@6ftcheeseburger384 Asian dad
One of the best implications of this is that mistakenly telling coworkers and acquaintances "I love you" became such a common thing that it was accepted as a farwell phrase
wait can you give me a timestamp please i missed that part
@@qfcbv 5:30
@@givecamichips thanks!
awww thats so cute
"Welcome to Costco, I love you"
Health status:
61% dead
...
62% dead
It's like every pixel is filled with the perfect amount of satire
Health Status: No Large Holes
That's just state of our medical checks
"90% of victims provoked the beetles by accidentally looking at them."
was that a pre-cursor to modern day feminazis?
@@yellowchino3883 More like modern day reactionary gamer bros.
"Reactionary gamers" have become the things they sought to destroy
@@yellowchino3883 living confirmation that only 14 years old use "feminazis" unironically
-xX666Archain666Xx- I Approved by China 1927-1949 yep I still regret putting that comment
Great details. "I love you" as a casual greeting to imply the word love lost it's meaning. Also the fact that you can buy a senate seat is a logical conclusion today's plutocracy.
I think that might be a reference to the line in idiocracy, “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” Both that movie and this skit have the same themes as well.
And the suble use of "fucking" for emphasis in a formal setting
that's why this is a real comedy video, real writing, good writing unlike the bullshit worthless slapstick humor, mindless eyecandy in movies that holywood directors make... just throw a bunch of money, make CGI, throw in a popular celebrity, destroy a bunch of stuff, add sex and drugs, gun fights, car chases... idiotic.
A few seconds of dialogue in this video have a lot of depth. Makes you think.
The Governor of Illinois tried to sell one in 09
I like how their names and positive adjectives had to do with food, implying how highly valued it is. Orange, Vitamin, Zesty, "real spicy," etc.
I like the detail of the word “fuck” becoming part of formal news speak, presumably losing its strength as a swear word
Makes sense considering how much we use it. In the future it will probably not even be considered vulgar and a new word will take its place
Come to Australia... it's already here. We're so 'advanced'.
Meaning of words changes all the time... today's swearwords were regular (or even "fancy" science nomenclature) 100 or 200 years ago. Or a word in different language, badly adopted and mistranslated.
An activist introducing the ridiculous word "Enshitification" ( "greed based online platform service decay") and then more people use that word unironically.
@@dabbingraccoons6416 Yeah probably something like "damn" or "darn" now
This was one of the Onion's best video pieces ever. They got such a distinct feeling about what a dystopian future is like with such detail. The modified "future english" was particularly amazing. I wish they would do more segments like this.
Agreed. This is one of the funniest things I've seen Onion do.
"I wish they would do more segments like this."
Fuck chance of that.
I agree Ari, I think this is what the world it's coming to!
"Fuck chance of them making more segments? Love you."
Aaron Chan the "fuck chance of" part really made me chuckle.
"citizens are expressing their frust-rage" that's my favorite part about this
Madnap I like "thank you for the news, I love you".
@@neonmajora8454 I love you
It's frustrageous
Agreed! I plan to integrate frust-rage into conversations whenever possible!
Very Newspeak of them. Lots of clever language usage here, Orwell would be proud (and horrified).
"I've shot my news load"
What a great finish
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
I get it.
Clap speed: Slow
i'd say it was the real climax of the video
If The Onion is doing this sketch now, the year wouldn't even get past 2050.
The fact that the camera absolutely will not stop moving while animations crawl...such a perfect little critical jab at news now.
FIRST COMMENT IN SIX YEARS
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and smd Lumière
"Think 'Stop' to halt download" is a terrifying sentence said with such complete nonchalance
Yes indeed. It's right up there with "If I could remove my obedience chip..."
Neuralink and Apple OneVision
Sustenance to you
“Remain motionless to be informed”
Now im scared@@djn48
A woman journalist who says "I've shot my news load" Is a a journalist i can trust.
Ah... to be in the writer's room that day. Certified platinum humor.
Seeeriously, these people deserve all the awards
"Are we not as good as the lizard people of Arazoni?"
*Z U C C*
Arazoni
I don’t understand how this got so many likes.
@@powerrangerblue8566 because Arizona is already full of lizard people
"Every word I have said here is true -- more news was not possible."
- Zesty Lewis, News Giver
I remember that line but is it still in the video?
@@balkan_thoughts-zt7prThey got rid of it in 2022.
Yep, still there 5:45
@@Raptor810Blue Oh Dude, you got me so bad! I actually believed you. Such an Onionist you are!
@@dyawr Thank you! I fell for Raptor's lie/joke and lost hope. Somehow I watched it 3 times and didn't catch it.
You could make an entire Netflix series of this. Even if it was just episodic television broadcasts format. I'd watch the shit out of that.
Right? This was pure madness, it was glorious
I watch it like every month usually whenever I hear Israel or Palestine bullshit it always reminds me to watch this I hope they don't take it down until after I die whenever that is
Why Netflix?
@@skeetrix5577 No thats selfish they shouldn’t remove it in 8 months! This should be watchable for all forever!
@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 haha well I hardly doubt they are gonna take me into consideration whenever they decide to keep it or finally retire it but fingers crossed lol
I can’t believe I missed this masterpiece until now. The world building, the presentation, the writing, it’s all so perfect.
Honestly, one of the best parts of this is how in the future “fucking” isn’t considered vulgar and they just say it super casually, it’s great.
this isn't the fucking future, it's casual in the present
I was more interested in how flippant "love" was thrown around. Just as casual as "have a good one."
i think that’s just the theme song
@DeiLux77 not on formal news channels
shit i meant « the onion being theonion » idk how that happened
"A new poll finds people wish dinosaurs were still extinct"
What the hell did you guys do?!
Jurassic park gone wrong?
If you look closely, when they talk about the worst goverment projects, there is one called Dino Resurrexxxion
They didn't stop to ask if they should.
@@WillowLiv I don't like the implication. Not one bit.
Cloning extinct species gone wrong.
This is easily the funniest, best executed, and most original piece of satire in existence. It's a crime that this didn't get more recognition.
sustanance to you! Fulltruth!
Absolutely. This was amazing!
nah, id say that title belongs to jim haggerdy porkin across america by the onion.
This is just a blatant rip off of idiocracy
Wait what was the beetle stuff supposed to represent? traditional terroism or shootings (also terroism)? because when he mentioned them not covering the other stuff he seemed to have a point?
This is easily among the greatest videos produced in the internet era.
"90% of beetle victims provoked the attacks by accidentally looking at 'em"
Holy shit, it played as I read this.
I know what the others mean now
@@RobertDecker417 same, wow that’s lucky
@@Deadass271 I don't get your point
Honestly sound like they were asking for it, like if they didnt want to be attacked they shouldve just said no
@@RobertDecker417 same
Well that looked like a hell of a lot of work went into it
BillyOftenWilliamPalmer I
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There’s more world building here then every dystopian novel combined
gay texas adds more than the three divergent books
@Thecooljack Hi First one was alright, I more or less gave up after that
This could be a movie ngl, i mean how can something like Mississipi fire happened??
Someone more talented than me needs to write a fanfic story in this universe
I think you meant to say every YA dystopian novel combined
This is the single greatest piece of content the onion has ever produced. And it's by a mile.
It’s a masterpiece. The jokes per second ratio is unreal.
@@thomasharris9059 Took me half an hour to watch this 10 minute video from all the pausing to read everything. So many blink and you miss it jokes
This is one of the most underrated pieces of satire in human history.
satire?
@@jansalomin I was about to say that 😭
0:31 he really just called Oklahoma 'Gay Texas' and now I feel sad
@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 you are just gay texas, but like in a bad way cus I like men
As well as in human future!
"Widespread support among the Israeli."
widespread? it's 100% support. I think this news source is fake news...
@@Freezo90967 No, its only around 87% of the Israeli supports this.
I mean the onion is just fake news sooo....
@@fannin8583 No duh, it's a joke.
Oskari Peurala
I don’t think you understood the joke. There was 1 Israeli left in the entire world.
"How it do, Vitamin?"
"What it is, ST."
Perfection.
Zesty
I love how they end the conversation:
"Thank you, Vitamin. I love you."
"Love you."
don't get it
@@gaodacheese4691 STD, vitamin D
@@RubberDougie44 oh okay thanks for explaining 😂
This 10 minute video got more world building than 99% of movies
I feel horrible for their CGI person when they pitched this one 😂
I mean, I bet this is the peak of that person's carrer
Honest lmao
Sylph I mean this would be mine
Why would they have to cgi this it’s real
the people who worked on this all died from exhaustion, this was leaked 2 years ago.
Wow, when a 10 minute comedy skit from TheOnion has a better plot than most sci-fi movies today
There should be a movie. And some books and a TV show.
Thank you for standing there.
no it doesn't
@Tsinat Gebreselassie no they don't
@Tsinat Gebreselassie Except i have also researched filmmaking, entertainment, and me, and i tend to know somewhat more then you, thanks for your petty response.
Thank you, next.
Tsinat Gebreselassie no, being overly confident in fight and or argument/debate is a good way to lose early. Even though it’s worked quite well for Conor mcgregor. Your replies came off as assholish, so yes. Please do fuck off.
I hope this will be preserved somehow so that people in the future can watch it and have a laugh about how optimistic we were
Lol, you guys really were optimistic
Welcome to the Internet.
@@jmmh1313 Take a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
@@PJBloop we've got mountains of content.
😂
Watching this in 2137 and this can't be more accurate
Hey there future guy. Gaza is being genocided right now, how did both the Israelis and Palestinians eliminate each other?
Dystopian satire should be a more popular type of humor
+1
dont worry it will be commonplace in the future
Fallout
Brazil
Idiocracy
"Remain motionless to be informed"
Oh, so true.
Dear Onion. Its 2019. We need you back.
Dear Onion. Its 2020. We need you back.
@@galliumgames3962 Dear Onion, It's 2020. WW3 starting soon and the future is coming true.
Joe Mama no, just more fear porn (no not THAT porn -> NOT coincidentally Also owned by the Small Hats), from the mainstream media. What's real anymore? What can you believe coming from pathological liars with a agenda? Not a Damn thing, that's what. I assume nothing that I haven't seen, touched, or sensed or that didn't come from someone first hand that I trust. They're so full of shit its sick. And people still buy into this binary "Left/Right" paradigm nonsense and continue to consent by participating. I'll be writing in a "No confidence" vote for any "elections" that go beyond Sheriff. I don't expect many people to be able to understand what I'm talking about as most have proven to be so mentally entrenched in this Beast system that I don't even usually bother trying to peel their eyelids back to reboot their brains. This isn't a shot at you, per se, but rather a general statement.
@@RealityLiesBeneathTheVeil bitch im a shitposter so whoosh maybe?
Also funny that u said porn but not mean porn, i look up porn of the most degenerate stuff on google so lol
Also u said Joe Mama lol
Also its the onion which is loterally satirical fake news
US uP
looks like we are still on track
Still on track? We're going faster than ever!
Yeah, all that stuff about eating cats and dogs in mid 2024 brought us closer to 2137
The best part is the subtle change of certain words.
I am convinced that The Onion just gets news from alternate realities.
Probably not far from the truth.
Nah, its probably this reality
Half of the time, they do get it from the future.
@@potatoes5829 this is most certainly the future, I can easily see the Palestine Israel situation of just two guys remaining happening
This is our version of Interdimentional Cable
"Lil' Congress"
Lol
as polish, i chuckled a bit because of the date
05:53 "Think stop to halt download". The scariest sentence in the entire video.
I did it just in case
Reaction: *Blinking guy meme*
This is like Mad Max + Idiocracy + Wall-E
+ Max Headroom
Mad Max, Borderlands, and Idiocracy all rolled up on one.
@Hoàng Nguyên Nostradamus had it predicted first
i was thinking the same thing!!
666th like
Gender:
“Humale”
@Sébastien Levesque they already specify their species whenever they specify their gender tho
@@camcam_burger two competing standards, so they decided on both
me
John Thomas bruh. You realize that I was joking right?
@John Thomas seems counterproductive to equate millennials with contradictory identities, and with diversity as a whole
11 years later and this is still the News.
“Are we not as good as the lizard people of Arizony?” I felt that mayn
this comment feels like it is from the future and im a bit scared
@Mekronid keep fighting the emporoer protects
No. You are not.
HM
No
The President being basically just a WWE Wrestler is too close to home.
Watch the movie "Idiocracy"
reminds me of a wrestler wearing tight golden trunks
At least he can speak coherently
You are aware that there are people pushing for Dwayne Johnson to run for POTUS, right? This will happen, sooner or later.
Looks like John fetterman
Plot twist. The Onion actually is broadcasting from the future but they're still being ironic and satirical.
OMG this comment is so underrated!😱
This changes everything, it makes the world building so much more logical too!
Still means the future is something to be very concerned about.
You're commenting all wrong. You're not supposed to say anything interesting or clever, you're supposed to say "I love how [rephrasing of the video's premise stupidly]". Or at least a lame, transient internet meme.
Plot twist. The onion could have done the current news back then and it could have been considered satirical.
I hope
I fear the future knowing how often Onion jokes becomes reality.
This is completely ridiculous, I mean ... this is way too optimistic of a future.
lol. How could it possibly be any worse?
@@hughjass2024 the mutant Beetles start breeding with the humans
@@hughjass2024 No world ender. All people suffer, unless they are important. So much suffering.
this is too pesimistic, it won't take that for president Wilson to build the collider
Truer words could not be broadcasted, dkwtoot. I just got off the social hive mind with a time-traveler from the actual fucking future and he said that things are litteralisticly 1057% worse.
Love you.
"A new poll finds most people wish dinosaurs were still extinct!"
I would do love to get more insight on this world. The Onion really did well with the worldbuilding in this sketch, I love it
Useless idiots never even learned Dino Riding.
Lmao
Well the DinoResureXXXion Project on number 2 of most mismanaged projects is probably responsible for that. They were successful despite the mismanagement; it seems 😅
@@EinFelsbrocken I mean mismanagement doesn't necessarily mean failure, so very likely they did succeed and fucked up Afterwards
it's so dense, every single frame has so many things going on.
Right! There are movies with less care taken in world building and visual interest than this short clip!
The president is the key to all of this.
..If we get the president working...
@@Passonator11 because he's a violenter president than we've ever had before
I saw it and I clapped!
@@Klm49 Subtle Red Letter Media reference. As is I saw it and I clapped!
This aged well.
Far too well, really
To true man, those giant beetles are becoming a real pain, lost my two sons to a beetle
@@Dadcandoit007Kevin dude just type in ⬆️➡️⬆️➡️ to solve your problems
True reality.
Eerily well! As of late 2024, we’ve already seen “they’re eating cats and dogs” become a thing
I can't believe "frustrage" isn't part of our daily discourse right now!
Give it ~50 years.
Fuck chance of that. It’s facing much delays.
@@adh0c468 might as well throw selves into beetle
What time?
This is frustrageous!
the onion: [an hour's worth of fast-paced jokes crammed into a 10 minute segment]
me: hehe vermonty
Juan Juri and arizony
Haha lil congress
serious watched this for an hour paused and read all text laughed and red tons of comments.
Me: haha gay Texas
Lol I did the same thing
“Every word I said here was true more news is not possible”
"I've shot my news load."
Pretty much every big news network, lol
"True Reality."
I really miss the ONN. I'll bet it was super expensive to produce but damn was it good.
Elmira Communist Party Official Nigga you dumb or stupid?
@Elmira Communist Party Official ???????
@Elmira Communist Party Official Your'e actually a waste.
@Elmira Communist Party Official You don't have any fucking idea what r/wooosh is, do you?
@name2
"Dad, what's that thing in the sky?"
*woooooooossshhh*
"That's an airplane, Timmy."
"Cool. I like airpla-"
"Wait. Oh shit!! That's the woooosh missle!!! Some kid r/wooooshed us in a TH-cam comment section!! AHHHHHHH!!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
*woooOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHhhh*
Whole fucking universe explodes.
The end.
This is actually incredibly well made. So detailed, well thought out and hilarious
The way they extrapolated how the English language might shift over the next 117 years was so subtly genius
How it is vitamin?
Love you!
@@GrimgoreIronhide what it do zesty?
Criticalisms and frustrage
Well, I’ve shot my news load
Amazingly clever/ fast paced jokes + world building through it all.. wish this was an actual show 😩
Right. It's fucking brilliant.
Or a game
It almost practically is.
Would be incredible getting this once a week.
I like how "frustrageous" is a word in the future.
TH-cam have just recomended this to me, and I thank it
So this is what a person from 100 years ago would feel is he saw 10 mins of current CNN/Fox news
I mean not really. The news a hundred years ago was just as fucking wild.
I mean 100 years ago we were in WWI and had the spanish flu pandemic to worry about which was 20x worse than covid
To be fair, I think you're right. They wouldn't be as bombarded with news back then as they are today. You can virtually know what's happening in every single country in the world in 10 minutes now. Back then, you would barely know what's happening the next state over unless you had a radio turned on and tuned into the right channel at the tight time.
@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 How wild was it back then?
I'd say 200 years ago more like.
I love the Onion, but this truly puts every other single piece of media they've ever made to shame. Truly incredible.
Sex House is pretty incredible, but if you're going to single out any 10 minutes of content, this is definitely it
I think our dumb century is better
They forgot to talk about *fast and furious 183*
They also forgot CAll of Duty 216
Hm... they're falling behind. That kid said he'd make 600 sequels.
@@kneelandsubscribe9786 they never deliver
Dont forget about FIFA 137
They also forgot the first trailer for Elderscrolls 6
Me: So Onion, what kind of dystopia is humanity going to have to endure? Cyberpunk? Mad Max? Idiocrazy?
Onion: Yes.
Literally
Even the world of Elysium is better off than The Onion’s future
I would pay money to see a full-length film of this. Or any new Onion movie, in fact.
Adam Golunski You mean idiocracy?
The Onion movie is really good tbh
Please do a kickstarter for another one of these. It’s been over 10 years, my body is ready. Sustenance to you.
I second that. It’s frustrageous that they’ve gone so long without an update on the Omega 12 particle accelerator
@@vehicles_n_stuffMaybe they finally got it working
And sustenance to you as well!
full conveyance, however no news is good news on the Omega 12 as it suggests the building went along smoothly after the helotanium came in. real frustrage is that this eye-stream is more true-real now than when it was born. sustenence to you.
Sustenance to you!
Damn the budget
They really went all out
For real, they must have had an insane amount of funding for this. Funny to compare that to today's Onion content.
Its almost like they got it from the future
Okay...
I DAMN THEE, BUDGET!
Only Onion will get bankrupt just for one video.
@Leandro Aude They just brought the money back from the future. With the inflation, it was probably quite cheap by those standards.
Man i love the late 2000's sci fi aesthetics.
2000s sci fi ui aesthetics are absolutely beautiful
@@GaussTheWarframe Truly!
@@WindiChilliwack I was also struck by how much denser and more substantial that dark frutiger aero style UI looks compared to the current obsession with boring minimalism