r/MaliciousCompliance | i did what you said boss
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When I was in elementary a teacher scolded me and told me I needed to have "quiet hands" because I was apparently distracting other students with my fidgeting. I asked the teacher what that meant and she said to stop moving my hands. I asked what I should do if I couldn't stop moving them, and she sighed and said "sit on them or something!" Later she was walking around as we were supposed to be taking notes and stopped at my desk, where I was sitting on my hands. She demanded why I wasn't taking notes and I said, very upset, "you told me I wasn't supposed to move my hands and to sit on them!"
Ableism at it's finest, followed by the correct response.
I had a situation like this as a kid.
Tried to stop an adult from being wasteful, got told "Oh, go hug a tree." Got yelled at later, when I was found hugging a tree.
@@youtubeuniversity3638ableism???
@@Concerningusersounds like ADHD or another neurdivergent condition. "Don't do the thing that allows you to focus, just behave like everyone else"
even better if you had the pen in your mouth
The drill sergeant one was wholesome. The drill sergeant smiled because he knew that OP was following his order and he couldn’t counter that fact.
Sounded like soldier from tf2 ngl
@@pidgey-ki2wd lol
OP is still gonna get it but at least he got one over the DS.
cain binding of isaac??!?!?!?
Still, he didn't obey protocol. They have that for a reason, it could get him killed in the field.
Malicious compliance is my favorite way of annoying people, because its harmless most of the time when I do it and they can’t even get mad at me because “I didn’t do what they said”
Good soldiers follow orders.
Pfft.
"You should have known better."
Power isn't power if you can argue.
I got a scam phone call at work the other day. It was a man wanting to talk about my medical insurance.
I said, “Sir, this is a hotel.”
"Does your hotel need medical? Maybe a change to the employee benefits package?"
I used to work at a Pizza place and I got a cold call asking us to sign up for a sex line...
@@xnamkcor”sir, this is a pizza hut”
I did the same, pretending I was a Wendy's employee.
From what I've seen, drill seargeants actually like malicious compliers, because they know those are people who LISTEN very closely to what they're told to do, plus it makes for a funny "alright you got me" moment now and then. That being said, it's a bad idea to make a habit of it, lest you catch one on a bad day.
So as for the window story...where would you pick up that that was an autism move?
Well, we tend to take things EXTREMELY literally.
Yup, this sounds like something autistic kid me would do without even thinking of it as MC.
I mean, that's also just a kid thing
Aye. I went undiagnosed until 2 years ago, and I had that scenario and it's variants happen more than 6 times at school. You can guess how it went when a bad teacher told me that I could piss in the corner if I needed to go to the bathroom while a custodian was cleaning outside.
yeah, as a man with autism, can confirm 100% autism move
No, that’s kleptomaniacs
20:07 Autistics sorta have a reputation for accidental Malicious Compliance because our brains tend to simply Think Like That.
Like, if you told younger me "Do not go through that door", I myself would have sooner assumed "If you touch door you die" than just "I cannot concieve of any way out of here that doesn't involve door."
Yup, that's exactly it
I never once 'bunked off' of school. If you need to leave school before the day is over, you need to have a note. So, whenever I felt like I needed to spend the afternoon at home watching cartoons while doing my homework, I made sure that I had a note ;)
@@crazyratlady3115They never specified the origin, y'mean?
If someone tells me specifically what to do or what not to do, I'm gonna work around their exact instructions. They can't get mad at me if they didn't specify everything necessary. That's their own fault, not mine! Lol
Yeah, as an autistic (who almost misspelled that), I just thought "Just sounds like an 8 year old thing to me." Then, seeing this, I actually realized it. Also yes, I can confirm that sometimes we autistic folks automatically MC. My mom learned the hard way on that fact.
20:12 as another person who wasn’t diagnosed until I was almost 30 I completely get where your coming from it’s not malicious compliance. It’s our version of logic. We didn’t realize we were not doing the right thing or understanding What was going on. We thought this was OK.
'She said no door! I never even touched it! If she wanted me in my room, why did she specify the door?'
We probably make really good lawyers.
20:03 I used to do that in school so much. I qlso have autism, and whenever teachers got pissy, I'd twist their words and make trouble for them. Once, we were waiting to go but couldn't for some BS reason like the custodians cleaning. I needed to to to the bathroom. Well, our teacher said that I was not allowed to. When I asked why, since it was just a few steps away, she deflected and told me that if I wanted to, I could piss in the corner. I didn't even stop to think, I just saluted her, marched to the corner and untied my pants away from everyone as if was the most normal thing in the world. She almost had a heart attack and let me go to the bathroom. I was 11 at the time. Our teachers that year were terrible. I even got an eraser shoved into my mouth for questioning one of them repeatedly because they knew jack about greek mythology. It was incredibly scary (I had believed fake news that chalk was toxic when combined with saliva).
Honestly, autism or not, that one is entirely on the teacher, assuming that someone who needs to take a whizz will hold it for an hour
@@spindash64 Quite. My country used to have the fifth best school system in the world. It still is great in some places, but iften inaccessible (but free) ones. How the mighty have fallen XD.
@spindash64 especially a child
YESSSS. Impeccable chaotic energy!
@@gabrote42 i am PRAYING this was back in the 1980s or some time roughly around them
All this penalty stuff reminds me of the story of this one Chinese General. At the time, the people in charge were fierce legalists and had ramped up the punishments on everything beyond belief, such that the punishment for being late was death. The General noticed one day that he was going to be late, and since the punishment for being late was the same as the punishment for rebellion, he rebelled. Successfully.
I thought Chinese General was some sort of store until the last sentence i need help
@@icewolf4640It's the capital G, shoulda been lowercase.
@@youtubeuniversity3638 English capitalization is weird. But thanks, I'll try harder next time.
He was deposed a few years later because he didn't know shit about running a country though.
At the beginning of the window/door story, I was thinking, "that sounds like something an autistic kid (aka me) would do!" 😂
Malicious compliance is my favorite form of monkey paw, so long as it's done as defense against your day to day work abuse, or informed harassment.
man 3 decades to test for autism? also i feel like that dad wasnt gonna laugh at them i think he was gonna laugh at how infallible op's argument was
You say as if there is a difference.
Thought the same.
@@youtubeuniversity3638 fair enough
20:09 the reason the person thinks we should be able to tell they’re autistic is cuz they took it literal btw. An allistic kid would’ve thought “ok, so no leaving the room” but they took it literal and thought the door was the issue so they left through the window, not realizing that’s not what their mom meant at all.
A common trait for autism is taking things very literally, so by op doing exactly what the mother said, op took it more literally than most kids would. so yea, seems like autism could have effected that story
Also 3 decades yeesh that sounds like hell
This honestly seems like a normal kid thing to do.
@@petelee2477 that's true, it's just accessive and more extreme in autistic children. I'd believe it if op was allistic, but we know that op is autistic, so we can label it as an autistic trait.
The steak one allegedly happened to my dad at one point, him and his dad joked that the 2 of them could eat an entire chocolate pie, one day my grandmother placed a pie on the table, cut it in half and gave them each 1/2. They ate it but never made that joke again
Why didn't they make that joke again? Free pie!
probably forcefed the entire pie in one sitting @@komos63
@@komos63they made a promise they couldn't keep
I can't tell you the amount of times, as a kid, I did shit that would be qualified as 'malicious compliance' but was, to me, ust my child brain following instructions. The amount of times my mother screamed at me for obeying what she said, but not the way she meant, is ridiculous. The amount of times I got called a 'smart ass' for just doing what I was told.
And people wonder why I nearly have a panic attack when they give me the vaguest fucking instructions. You have to tell me EXACTLY what you want because I got my ass beat as a kid for doing what my mother told me, but my child brain had interpreted it differently. You CANNOT tell me 'go do this' because I THINK I know what you want, but you could also mean THIS and now I'm panicking because 'what if I fuck up?'
Oooh i totally understand, in my last job there was this co-worker that vaguely told me what to do and it took me minutes to actually think of what they could mean "clean that place" and I was like which place??? The shop was so huge there is too many stuff so idfk or like "clean down there" and there was rooms under the stairs and I didn't know which.
It turns out that later on they found out my struggles and that's when I ended working there (btw they were nice, they just didn't know I'm neurodivergent until later) I ended working there due to my 1 year contract, no one was mean but there was lack of awareness for sure
20:08 - People with autism tend to take things *very* literally, as in "malicious compliance" literally!
Sincerely, an autist.
I sadly don't remember my first malicious compliance as I was a child, but my favorite one was working at a grocery store. I needed to move a skid of juice, no one would lend me a jigger (pump truck, or whatever you want to call it. The manual skid movers, not the automated driving ones.) I went to the assistant manager and was politely told to work it out as best I can. So I load a few boxes onto a cart (trolley/truck, the two tiered table on wheels you see at grocery stores) at a time and working that way. It's a slow process going all the way down to one end of the isle to grab the items to bring them back, stock them and repeat. In comes the manager who gives me shit for taking too long. I explain no one's letting me borrow a jigger and he says that's not his problem. Well still no one's letting me borrow a jigger and there's 400L left of juice to move. Me being more muscle than brains gets pissed off and decides fuck it. I hand dragged the skid of juice down the isle to where I needed to work. The skid scratched up the floor quite a bit, but being plastic it held together. I got my work done and from that point on when I needed a jigger, I got a jigger.
I applaud you.
Pallet Jack
Googling "Jigger", I get a cocktail measuring cup (usually with 1oz on one side, 2oz on the other).
"Pump Truck" brings up these wacky looking crane trucks with a hose for pumping out concrete in isolated areas.
"Manual Skid Movers" brings up a couple types of Pallet Jacks, which is what I believe you're talking about.
Nice story! I work nights stocking, so I feel that pain. My assignment is primarily "Pop, Juice, and Water"; not only do I have to break down my own pallets of stock, but I also have to fill the bulk water. Mine is one of the few assignments that absolutely requires a good pallet jack because I have basically 4 separate aisles with everything loaded up onto pallets, and I only get a "Top-stock"/"Rocket" Cart (3-tier cart with wheels and [usually] fold-out stairs) if it's a light-shipment (for everyone else) or someone gets done with it mid-way through the night...
What are these words, I have never heard anyone call something a skid or a jigger
I had a malicious compliance episode that had me going to work for 3 months to just play games on my phone or sleep in the quarters. I was on a 2 week leave of absence due to an ENT (ears nose throat) issue. And by protocol, they deactivated all my logins. When I got back, I was asked to call IT and file a ticket for the reactivation of my tools. Turns out they recently launched an automated ticketing system via IVR. After going through the ticketing system, the voice recording stated that it would take approximately 8 business days before my logins are reactivated. After the 4th day, my supervisor asked me to followup on the matter and go through the process again. So everyday for the next 3 months, I came to work, dialed IT and filed a ticket, then proceeded to play games on my phone somewhere else.
I took 5 more employees having the same issue that I had before they investigated it. Turns out every time you check the status of the ticket, the system refreshes it and it starts from day 1.
Policies encouraging bad behaviour reminds me of League of Legends where i already had a dispute with support.
If you have a network takeout for like 2-3 min and come back to the game, you will get penalized no matter what you do after.
So far so good.
But when you are down that much, you are not really helpful to your team anymore, you can try but... well mostly only fail, which results in reports of feeding and maybe even a ban.
And even if u succeed to manage to win, you don't get credit for it because u were AFK.
So actually it is much better after such an incident, to just not log back in. You will get penalized anyway, minus the risk for a ban for feeding, minus tilting your team, and you will get a loss to your account anyway. Where the fk is the incentive to be a good player and keep trying ?
They didn''t understand.
And my malicious Compliance is, that i just stay AFK when i have any short disruption of networking etc. Better for everyone.
Damien + Malicious Compliance = Perfect
My college only allows two absences the whole semester. So I went to the disability office and one of my accommodations is sensitivity to absences.
I have a genuine reason why I’m absent, too, a medical issue. But fuck the college for only allowing two absences with actual repercussions. The teacher can drop you without your consent and they are allowed to fail you.
Just with Covid you are supposed to isolate for 10 days (not the 5 days that the airlines convinced the CDC to allow in December 2021 after they did not have enough healthy staff).
colleges seem to love to act like we arent paying them tens of thousands of dollars for them to teach us, and opt to treat us like children.
I just had a flashback with the one at about 6:44. I worked at a place that had policy like that, but theirs was that a tardy was the same as an absence. I worked nights at the time. Where I live we have a HUGE annual balloon festival (nearly 1 million tourists) that lasts for 10 days and has morning and night events. Our facility was right next to the balloon field. My shift started at 6 pm and during that week I had to leave home by 4:30 to make it in on time. One night I left home about 4:05 and the traffic was so bad that I was still 30 minutes away at 5:40. I got a block away from work and knew I was not going to make it on time, so I just decided to hell with it, turned around and went home.
The window story is amazing, definitely something I feel like a younger me would do, props to 8 year old op
Btw don't worry about the timestamp, I am definitely *not* a time traveler
What timestamp
@@alexterra2626 don't worry about ittt
Time stamp is
I have no idea.
I did something similar to that when I was 14. My brother and I had this rule in place. Who cooks doesn't clean. I tried doing most of the cooking for that reason alone. That day my brother cooked lunch instead. So he later asked me to wash the plates. Lavare i piatti is a phrase used a lot in Italy. But by piatti (plates) we most often mean everything you made dirty when cooking. We don't use the word for dishes even if we have one. So lazy ass me who had zero will to clean only cleaned the two plates in the sink and the cutlery. When my brother came back he yelled at me about not washing all the dishes. I told him he asked me to wash the plates only. So that's what I did. He then told me him and I know very well he meant all when he said plates. That it's a simple phrase, nothing more. I reminded him again he only asked me to wash the plates. And he didn't say anything about pots and pans.
Three or so years later I was also diagnosed as part of the spectrum. Except what I did was out of malice not my autism. I really did not want to wash all the dishes.
I love that the person around 8:20 had to specify that “John Johnny” and “Patrick Patricka” were fake names
20:03 nah this definitely an autism move. one time my mom got me a tub of ice cream and told me to not eat the entire thing, so i ate mostly the entire thing but only left like 2 scoopfuls of ice cream. i had no idea why she was pissed
2:56 This isn't really malicious compliance. Amazon isn't losing anything, but the customers (and potentially the seller himself) are the only one's suffering. He just did exactly what Amazon wanted him to do, and he thinks that he somehow pulled one over on them.
Hell, he's actually paying them more money by increasing the prices like that, letting them take a larger amount from the cut they take. He is literally benefitting them at the expense of customers.
I think he thinks Amazon wants him to charge less in sum total.
I swear the higher someone is on a corporate ladder and the bigger the company the more their IQ plummets.
First story - My high school used to do a home class attendance at the start of the day and one at the end of the day for all year levels except for year 11 and 12 (Senior high for you Americans) was done at the start of the day. However, if you were in years 8 and 9 (Junior high), the teachers would check attendance every lesson during the day, however year 10 they wouldnt, so many of the students in year 10 would come to school, get their name marked off as being there, then disappear between the home class and their next lesson, only to return to school in time for the home class.
More often than not they would get caught out skipping school when there was an assembly or the school ran a fire drill and your names had to be marked off so your home class teacher could mark you as being 'safe'.
Even though it was a drill, education department policy was to then notify police that you were classed as missing during an emergency situation, explained it was a safety drill, and even though it was a drill police would then inform parents/guardians that their child was classified as missing.
20:10 - I can see it. They told them to not go out the door. Most people would simper in their room. But we autistic people say, "don't do that... so we'll do it another way!"
I can relate to Damien. I was a nervous new driver too, and I parked the same way. I should've trusted my instincts too because the first time I parked next to other cars, as I was pulling out I had my friend out front of the car to guide me out. She said when I started turning the wheel my front bumper went straight under the car next door's back bumper, with zero room to spare. Her face made me believe her!
I don't know why the delivery of "this one is just called steak" got me laughing.
18:21 Isn't it Cinderella 3 (2 or 3, idk) where the Prince jumps out the window bc his dad forbid him from going down the stair?
So in the 8 years i have been working at my current company i racked up alot of paid leave hours (357,52 hours), these last 3 months i had to take those meaning that for the month of december i only work 10 days in total and 15 days in january while still getting paid fully
"The river" is clearly Amazon. They expect all merchants to jack up the base price to justify "free" shipping.
The last one feels like a lot is missing. If the girl was missing for work it might mean she has a retail job with a wiggly schedule, and then she got frustrated at the instructor for making it difficult for her so started to malicious compliance/act out herself. Could be wrong, but that's how it reads to me...
Honestly, it can go either way. Given that one was a story regarding college/university, there are a number of students going from a more rigid class setup (High School/Finishing School) to the more free-form college schedule who just end up being poor at managing time. That said, given the circumstances of the story (teacher/OP only being on campus twice a week with the one student being the only reason they have to travel there the second time during the week and that student repeatedly calling out from class, sometimes explicitly after they know the teacher is already on their way in just to screw with the teacher), I can understand the reasoning behind the teacher's actions: the student didn't respect the time the teacher was making for them and, judging by the intent to make the teacher drive out before letting them know it would be a waste of time, probably didn't respect the teacher either. Also, while I cannot speak in regards to jobs and education centers abroad, I know a good majority of companies in the US that hire college students are willing to work around the student's class schedule within reason, so that student (if in the US) was likely using work more as an excuse than it being the actual reason they wanted/needed out of class.
that beef story happened to me and my brother aswell.
We were on vacation of the canarie islands in spain (we are from sweden) and went to a local resturant. my mother and her husband ordered basicly some grilled meats (it was a bbq resturant) and my and my brother (we were both around 40 years old at the time me slightly over him slighly under) we decided a on a t-bone steak, but we also decided that we take the small one (600gr) instead of the large one (1200 g).
When our food arrived the servers were almost giggling like girls when they served me and my brother two HUGE steaks (the big ones) and took pictures of us making fish imitations with open mouths. We only had to pay for the ones we ordered however - it was a struggle to eat all that meat though...
From Wikipedia about excise tax:
Excises are often associated with customs duties, which are levied on pre-existing goods when they cross a designated border in a specific direction; customs are levied on goods that become taxable items at the border, while excise is levied on goods that came into existence inland.
So, from the point of view of the country in question, customs is incoming goods getting taxed, and excise is outgoing goods getting taxed. Makes sense.
lol, Damien's monologues are very similar to Robin's, and yet totally different
I've worked in multiple jobs with the occurrence sickness mentioned at 6:57. Either you trigger with too many occurances or too many shifts (leeway on shifts is higher than occurrences). It dosent encourage you to return as quick as you could. The amount of times I went back to work thinking I was better but then having returned the same day or day after I was ill again which counts as a seperate occurrence. I learnt theres no point rushing back and I was better off spending extra time to ensure I was fine.
Day 1103 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
Hello "Jack" how may I help you?
That kid climbing through the window thing is something my brother would have done. Except my brother would have done it on purpose.
20:14 OP is saying that because a lot of us autistics have a tendency to take things VERY literally
10:30 OP's kind of an asshole. Like, I get *why* he did it. My dad's done similar things. But, it seemed like she was just doing what she was told to do, and he got her in trouble. IDK, just a dick move IMO.
That’s what I thought :( poor thing was just trying to do her job and made a little mistake. There was no need for that guy to do that. I can’t imagine how stressed she would’ve felt being as it sounds like she was pretty fresh in the job
I love putting emkay videos on the background while doing work
I get that whole fear of driving thing. I’m 17 and I still don’t have my license because of it
17:03 This is one of the most "Task Failed Successfully" stories I've ever heard.
This is the ultimate showdown... Of ultimate destiny
You read the very first meme wrong. He wasn't skipping after lunch all year, just one month
I feel like the big wigs of companies are just retarded when it comes to the needs of the company, but are geniuses when it comes to making the money roll in.
Didn't expect to see my post in an EmKay vid. Ya love to see it (the showroom ticket guy)
As soon as I read the words overnight security guard, the fnaf fan in me started shaking in excitement.
Thing is, a lot of people are more willing to pay for a more expensive item with free shipping than a cheaper item with paid shipping. It wouldn’t surprise me if raising prices and lowering shipping was what they WANTED them to do.
that drill sgt one reminded me of the forrest gump scene when that drill sgt in the film called gump a genius for doing just what he was told to do- to funny
You guys make videos very often... are you all ok? You can take breaks we don't need multiple videos a day.
Maybe 07:11 is the employer being very clever and making sure people take adequate time off to get over illness?
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@@pumkin610 why are you copying me
13:12 "my name is Paul Heyman!"
This subreddit is like the employees pulling an uno reverse card to the employers
Gee, I wonder what this unreasonable "River" delivery service is 😋
claim your "before 24 hours" badge here
👇🏻 also this is comment 111
When I was learning how to drive my dad attempted to train me on mildly busy town roads in the middle of the night which of course didn't go well because my father is not a good person, nor teacher
Reddior: I was 8, and i didn't consider this Malicious Compliance but my mom sure did
Me: ahhh a fellow autistic
i felt so vidicated by the end of the story bc yes. the tism rader was correct
On the one hand I love people fucking with rule makers and shitty people, on the other I can barely stand to hear about the shitty circumstances to begin with and the Funny of it only barely gets me through to the next post
I work for a school district, kids who do what that first kid did get put on a CA watch list. Homie just got his parents investigated lol
As an autistic person
I could definitely see how that was an autistic move lmao-
Taking things literally is a very common trait
5:23 by far the best military story about training that ends hood I’ve heard
10:37 I feel a little bad for her?
Damien, I’ve been driving for 3 years and I still park far away like 75% of the time. It’s much easier to get in a spot, much less chance to have to squeeze in, less chance to be next someone who does bad parking, plus the extra (like 15 seconds) walking doesn’t inconvenience me at all
25:30 not this one being read while I do fnaf 1 gameplay💀😭
20:00 i have a slight form of autism and i do this type of stuff all the time so i yeah can understand that he was assessed for it
20:05
Cause when told to not do thing A, they didnt see it as code for not doing thing B, they saw it as literally "Do not do thing A." So, they did not do thing A, but still did thing B because they werent actually told "don't do thing B." This thought process is one of the most common and recognizable traits of autism in children.
Source: diagnosed at three, didn't actually know about it until like 14.
2:59 So, the "storefront" site decided to disable sales with "expensive" shipping, so the friend moved the shipping cost into the item cost and raised the price more? I don't get how that's malicious compliance and not just simple capitalism. And if the site takes a cut of each sale, I only see them being happier with this. The only malicious part I see here is inflation. I guess a raised price is malicious towards customers, but the story isn't framed as being against the customers.
for the first story, i had a lot of family issues in middle school. my aunt had committed suicide my first week, and it took 3 full weeks of school to finally make it through one week. by the end of the first year, i ended up having like 91 absences lmao. still though, it wasn't fun missing that much school so often.
How do I always find these videos after 21 seconds 🗿🗿🗿
because we love watching emkay
Imma be honest, I'd rather pay extra for the item up front than have to pay for shipping. "The River" bots had it right on that one.
On e-bay I am the opposite: I favor e-bay listings with reasonable-sounding shipping costs, but lower prices.
So I have a son with my ex and she is obsessed with the possibility he is autistic she blames me and says I must be autistic too and passed it down . My son being 3 and non verbal does show alot of signes but because it takes so long in the UK to diagnose children before 5 years of age we are slowly going through the process . But back to the accusations it's my fault well I decided to push the doctor to get me tested he eventually got me I to an assessment for adult autism I did this to shut her up but after repeated visits the assessor said I have low functioning autism and its very possible I could have passed it onto my son because there is evidence that some autistic disorders are genetic . So keeping it a secret I had my son for the weekend and my ex yet again starts with the you are so retarded you have autism it's your fault bullshit she does but this time I record it on my ring doorbell . Last week I got custody of my son because I proved to the courts she was abusive to people with disability and if my son has autism like I do and this is how she treats me then how can I leave her in the care of my child ... should have kept your mouth shut
0:45 I would like to mention that if it isnt some weird coincidence and this didnt just also happen in my state too than yes. They now have a strike system. A certain number of tardies = the same punishment for absence.
i have autism and the window story made complete sence and i didn't realilize that it was an autism thing until you said it was (please correct any spelling mistakes)
Damian Very Voice. Highly Enjoy.
there's no "first" comments.
The world is healing.
Hey guys!!! I’m glad I got to be early today!!! Thank you for these videos, they are really great and funny.
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Thanks @Emkay I enjoyed the video, my favorite one was the college 1 or the car shop 1.
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Right after starship test flight. Awesome!
I really want the updates for some of these stories, i crave the aftermath
Its so fun coming early and seeing the likes and watches slide upwards
Hi
2:47 I could hear the entirety of a certain fandom vibrate here
they won't stop
"I'm spending time with papa".
DAMIENNNNNNN
Noti gang
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Mmph, my healthy dose of emkay. Thank you
you could've picked up it was an autism move due to the LITERAL interpretation of the instructions given, also yeah healthcare everywhere sucks when it comes to autism so im not surprised at how long it took
My Malicious Compliance story:
So; sometimes I will hang out with my friends. One day when I was about 12, I asked my mom where I could and couldn’t go during the day out with this one girl who I’ll call Kisha. My mom said ‘I don’t really know. Just be reasonable, don’t go too far.’ She went on to tell me I could go further if I had my phone than if I didn’t. Cue me going further than I ever have before on a hangout day without specifically asking about that location. The idea was, if she yelled at me I’d just say “Really? I thought you’d let me go there if I asked? You told me to just be reasonable.”
I did not get yelled at, but imagine if I did.
The one at 3:05 is to avoid scammers. TONS of things on Amazon (and other sites) are listed at $0.01 plus $90 shipping, and this totally fucks up the ability for customers to sort things by price. Amazon (and me the customer) would strongly prefer that you include the shipping in the price. Just show me $90 plus free shipping so I can compare that against items that $85 or $95.
I didn't realize how rampant that problem was until I searched for a tool that was also a word used for some kind of womens clothing. I sorted by price, and it was page after page after page of $0.01 plus X shipping. I'm glad Amazon is trying to get rid of that bullshit. Just show people the actual price and stop screwing around.
Ooh I have a story! Not me, but my sister, she wanted to play Minecraft on my PC to which I told her “Write me a 15 page essay why you should get to” to which she promptly left my room, in a few minutes she came back with 15 little pieces of paper which each only had 1 word written on each of them and handed them to me, to which I responded to with letting her play Minecraft because that’s some funny shit. She tried to pull the same thing again today but I had said “Make me 150 dollars” to which she brought back 2 medium sized pieces of paper with 100 and 50 written on them to which I did not let her play because it was funny the first time and not so much the second.