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  • @seatbelttruck
    @seatbelttruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "They shifted by tiny increments so smoothly that they never wavered"
    Me: *Trips on nothing*

  • @Bondubras
    @Bondubras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I laughed hard at the fact that Silverware Misuse and Clockmaking was put in the same anarchy category as Drug Production and Child Sex Slavery...

    • @keineangabe1804
      @keineangabe1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If they ever find Switzerland we are done for!

    • @dasirrlicht5415
      @dasirrlicht5415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@keineangabe1804 Don't worry, Switzerland is neutral, they have no connection to the rest of humanity outside of financial relations.

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For a moment I thought I was hearing things. Who puts drug use and clock manufacturing on the same level?!
      Clocks are SO much worse!

  • @theragingwarcat1410
    @theragingwarcat1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Imagine them trying to understand the concept of "retrofitting"

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Slap dat snazz gun on dat dere ship."- A Human "Mek Boy" in a shipyard talking to a Xeno Foreman

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Oh yes those lawless heathens clock manufacturers

    • @TheSniper721
      @TheSniper721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You know its not that different to the Swiss.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The only laws they abide are the laws of the gears.

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    was waiting for the engineer to say "hey if it works, it works"

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The perfect organism, free from deliberate biological processes... I admire their purity.

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you don't have to worry about everything from chemical balance heartbeat or your circulation you can get a lot more done
      Especially helps if you're not the largest overthinkers in the galaxy I guess it has its benefits though as almost all things do

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh, how do the alien race do their homework if they also have to concentrate on breathing and heartbeat?

  • @luketheclone
    @luketheclone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These aliens would freak the fuck out seeing a flying trapeze.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed they would

    • @Vexis_plays_games
      @Vexis_plays_games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg sword swallowers

    • @TheDandyMann
      @TheDandyMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daredevils, stuntmen, base jumpers they'd have a field day being shocked

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Best part about being Human is that we're essentially brains piloting a bone mech.

    • @CirroTheGamingFae
      @CirroTheGamingFae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Covered in meat armor.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@CirroTheGamingFae Personally, I want some metal plates over my meat armor.
      And maybe some better customization options.

    • @Salt_discriminater
      @Salt_discriminater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kabob0077 cyberpunk

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Salt_discriminater or 40k mechanicus

    • @guildedwings5641
      @guildedwings5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      + meat armour and topped off with a skin paint

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I see why I found this in a playlist about humans being space Orcs, or to be more accurate Space Orks. Perfectionism vs Good Enough.

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm going through one as well, probably the same one and I absolutely love it 😂

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes the algorithm has choosen you😐
      just like me😐

  • @EnraEnerato
    @EnraEnerato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I'm an industrial mechanic and study mechanical engineering, sometimes we confuse ourselfes.
    "If you want to be a good engineer or technician you should be capable of explaining even more complex concepts with simple drawing and sketches on a napkin in a restaurant or any other place you're in."
    Professor Jan Hendrick Weychard Fahchochschule Kiel Germany (UAS Kiel)

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EnraEnerato English pls?

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi I'm thumbs up # 69
      And I would just like to say
      ... nice

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Katherine McPartlan
      To be a good engineer, you need to be able to make things sound immensely simple, so stupid people, people who don’t know how it works, and people who don’t do what you do, can understand it well.

    • @draconus15
      @draconus15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The amount of parts ive made and seen made with napkin and note card drawings is amazing. And most of them

  • @supergirlprime4653
    @supergirlprime4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    1:27 *At the moment using a fork to eat ice cream. Uuuuuuuhh we still good right?

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *aggressive clock making ensues*

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You gotta do what you gotta do.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I ate yogurt with a fork, you good.

    • @Salt_discriminater
      @Salt_discriminater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alright, to jail with you!

  • @theragingwarcat1410
    @theragingwarcat1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Imagine the factorio factories...

    • @spencerhamilton2557
      @spencerhamilton2557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MORE BUGS MEANS MORE DAKKA MORE DAKKA MEANS MORE PRODUCTION MORE PRODUCTION MEANS BETTER TECH BETTER TECH NEED REDOURCES NEEDING RECOURCES NEED MORE TERRITORY MORE TERRITORY'S MEANS MORE BUGS...and repeat.

    • @TheFoxfiend
      @TheFoxfiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *low whistle*
      Dang, wasn't, but now I am and wow.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spencerhamilton2557 OI WEZ GONNA SHOW DIZ GITZ WHAT A WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH IS LIKE! WEZ GONNA KRUMP DEM HARD FOR THEIR STUFF!

  • @josecolon2717
    @josecolon2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So like the asguard from Star gate.... you need a hammer but can only use a laser

  • @Press_START360
    @Press_START360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I would’ve started with interchangeable parts and went from there

    • @Information_Seeker
      @Information_Seeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think that's what they're implying here, humans slapping stuff together to make something that does the job needed, and then they refine the details to make it function far better than humans can make it, while having a basic design/idea to work off of can drastically cut down on the time needed to think about every small detail

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Aww man cliffhanger and it was getting intriguing.

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LOL, I'd LOVE to see another episode of Alien Minds PRETTY PLEASE?

  • @futtynucker5278
    @futtynucker5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ebony and Ivory. Come together in perfect harmony!

  • @riverstein7251
    @riverstein7251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It breaks my brain a little to think they could just will their hearts to stop beating. From my human perspective it seems like a manual on-off switch for their lives and that alone is goddamn terrifying to think about. I like having control over my existence in a general sense, but dear god don’t give me that much responsibility over my own body because I know I’ll fuck it up. Especially whenever I have to divert attention to something else, like my homework. Could you imagine having to focus on a homework problem for a bit and that alone sends you into a heart attack because you forgot to keep your heart beating

  • @scary_kat
    @scary_kat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't know if you have one yet, or if there are stories. But how would the aliens react to dyslexia?

  • @acew2306
    @acew2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God, this story is just a cut above the rest. Reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    THE ART OF THE BODGE!

  • @comradedima9791
    @comradedima9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thougt I would never heard of derange matchmaker

  • @Goddessa39Tia
    @Goddessa39Tia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I must have listened to this story twenty times now. It makes a great background music while I'm playing my games mostly silently. You have picked great stories to audio-funny, sensible, and interesting. And your voice sounds like its on the way to professional for this stuff-different voices amongst tune.

  • @RayzaRose
    @RayzaRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is my favorite one yet

  • @RunningOnAutopilot
    @RunningOnAutopilot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite HFY story because it makes nominal sense is not insane wank and explores interspecies interactions smartly

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks like a "Humans are space elves"

  • @ProtankGaming
    @ProtankGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How would they react to the idea of interchangeable parts

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was cool as hell to listen to.

  • @lazrustosadow5880
    @lazrustosadow5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just started watching last night and absolutely love your stories

  • @minerfrags2233
    @minerfrags2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fooking amazing

  • @nathanhumpherys9705
    @nathanhumpherys9705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Daaaaang. It's crazy to think about, man. It's crazy to think about!

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because mostly we don't think about it.

  • @Salt_discriminater
    @Salt_discriminater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:30 wtf is silverware misus?

    • @janecowie3626
      @janecowie3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like using forks and stuff for uses other than eating

    • @TheDandyMann
      @TheDandyMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@janecowie3626 I'm just imagining someone using a fork as a miniature rake

  • @theursinemaster
    @theursinemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this video is years old and not a single comment said
    madness....no....THIS IS SPARTA

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alien learners about modular design and recycling.

  • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
    @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I. Love. This!

  • @70bronzetheorist61
    @70bronzetheorist61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Or clock manufacture"
    GASP.

  • @jamesbuckner4791
    @jamesbuckner4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So they are eating potato and rice

  • @senormooples2354
    @senormooples2354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Humans - if it ain't broke, don't fix it

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 When the aliens see a human in a watch

  • @thejuggernautofspades9453
    @thejuggernautofspades9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I make clocks thats why I'm here

  • @disfuncionexe
    @disfuncionexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    NGL this writing is wayyyyy better then star trek

  • @rosstully5960
    @rosstully5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cool

  • @bathroomprophet2310
    @bathroomprophet2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Binging all I can find.

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Human limbs are actually 3rd class lever's

  • @dumbassdiana9367
    @dumbassdiana9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    EVERYBODY

  • @mlroberson
    @mlroberson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kri kri sounds like Krang

  • @imnotalfred
    @imnotalfred 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi