You actually waited for a running passanger, Dan if this youtube thing stops working out for you please become a London bus driver because you would be knighted for your kindness. (let's just forget about those few accidents you had)
11:13 "You weren't aware that you were standing in the bloody door, it was gonna go in your bleedin' face and it would be all bleurghluerghblah." #NerdCubed2K16
The description says he hopes he didn't have to play bus simulator 1 through 15 to be able to understand the story of the game, because the title is bus simulator 16.
he needs a key for the fernbus alpha and dan never tests games that are "alpha" now that does not mean games with bugs which dan does and we get a lark out of. But games that are still in alpha phase not published phase
I did too xD YOU WERENT AWARE THAT YOU WERE STANDING IN A DOOR THAT WAS SLAMMING ONTO YOUR FACE LIKE WNNCLANG WNNCLANG WNNCLANG and you didn't tell her STOP BEEPING!
This reminds me of the old dan, that played games like these a LOT, these videos brought me to him with his amazing jokes but recently thats all died for me UNTIL NOW!?! IS THE OLD DAN BACK?
You are the best commentator i have ever seen. Honestly when you speak you are the most interesting man in the world. Keep making the amazing commentaries. Have a super wonderful day.
LMFAO omg i lost it at him saying how she was standing there with the door going whoop whoop mimicking the doors sliding..omg dan you made me laugh so hard. Please do another video of this this was brilliant!!
Oh also, I think I made a sacrifice of half my sight for extra points towards stupidity if your idea of a before life is true. Once an idiot, always an idiot is my motto.
"Busses are an essential essential form of transportation for people who somehow need to get to places where trains don't go." (emphasis not added). Reminds me that I wish we had more trains in Oklahoma...
That ending! XD just the silence and you realize it too and the dudes just sitting there with a bunch of people starring at him! Oh thank you Dan :) thank you alot
21:13 I feel like I'm someone who instead of a lot of luck took those points and put them into everything else giving me a natural ability to be good at most things.
I'm sitting in a coffee shop, listening/watching to this video while I do work, and when Dan went on that rant, I almost died. "[...] Or I will go back in time and put chlorine in your fucking gene pool!" Help. I've been snatched. I was dragged vicariously through that guy. I had to hold my chest and catch my breath because that was the definition of merciless. Christ. That was hilarious though.
When I bought my dog a squeaky toy he chewed it constantly for three hours. He only stopped because he had punctured a hole through it and it wouldn't squeak.
"I'm a man that can rotate using his buttocks" that man actually has a really rare condition where his butt is on the soles of his feet, which lets him spin around like that
Is nobody going to mention how the player character's suit looks like he's been sleeping in it? Like, it has more creases in it than Ian McKellen's face.
You actually waited for a running passanger, Dan if this youtube thing stops working out for you please become a London bus driver because you would be knighted for your kindness. (let's just forget about those few accidents you had)
On 2nd thought after seeing the end of the video maybe you should stick to Let's Player
He didn't stop for the disabled person! He just drove off!
And then he complained about the disabled person!
So he's just like a London bus driver, except he waits for people.
Not many drivers would pass the mad ambulance test, but he did without a chip of paint lost.
If you look at the mirror, Dan is constantly being chased by a huge mist, new Silent hill confirmed.
yeah 😅
A horror game based around driving a bus and being chased by a mist would actually be pretty fucking cool.
+Minato284 then you should try death equation, not quiet a horror game but fits the idea well but you know...in a train
#FogRollingIn
i see you everywhere...
I laughed so hard at "Are you paid by the corpse!?!" this video was filled with gems like this.
Dun dun dun
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on, and another comes on,
Another one rides the bus.
When he started yelling at that guy who was blocking the door I literally cried with laughter!
😂😂😂
same LOL 😂 😂😂😂
“Before I go back in time and put chlorine in your gene pool” I love it
I've said it a thousand times before, but I love Nerd³ Simulator videos so fucking much
HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights hey there didn't expect you here
@@seantaggart7382 Well, the channel is dedicated to Nerd³ :P
the last of 'bus'. That is all
lol
dude, you win
17:13 so that's what adam sandler is up to now standing in bus doors
it may be 6 years later but this man made my childhood amazing and still somehow makes me laugh
"I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse" hardest I've laughed in a while.
When he had a go at the guy by telling him about the chlorine in his gene pool made me laugh
19:26 My aunt actually never uses her turn signals, and her reasoning for this is "People don't need to know where I'm going..." YES THEY DO!!!
11:13 "You weren't aware that you were standing in the bloody door, it was gonna go in your bleedin' face and it would be all bleurghluerghblah." #NerdCubed2K16
Dan.... Did you have a stroke writing the title & description?
😂
What i was thinking😂😂
It's a reference to the hail to the busdriver song he always sings when he drives a bus
It's a reference to the song 'Hail to the bus driver'
The description says he hopes he didn't have to play bus simulator 1 through 15 to be able to understand the story of the game, because the title is bus simulator 16.
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver
Hail to the bus driver, not you its ME!
He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush. Hail to the-
SHUT UP!
I still laugh at "Knob Convention Center"
"I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse!?" Lost it there. lmao
"Are you an extra from Baywatch?"
That may be my favorite Nerdcubed line.
Well, let's see how long it takes Dan to get the bus moving this time.
Hopefully he won't be distracted by the sound effects of the window
Dan failing to do 6 year old maths really made me cringe.
Since people still aren't getting it, I KNOW HE IS JOKING. Still makes me cringe.
1 + 2 = 12
Not much has changed since Bully then...
It was a joke
Joke went right over you and 21 people's heads.......I think I have more of a reason to cringe than you do.....Christ
At least he made up for it with the Baywatch joke.
Good? Simulator? I want some of what you're having
+ℜᴀɪᴋᴇ$ʏ I think me means a good recent simulator.
Or Sherlock the video game? Maybe ride to hell?
Euro Truck simulator.
Euro Truck Simulator 2?
Farming Simulator 15?
Omsi?
+yoyoyoshio267 train simulator 2016? Bullet sponge simulator(the division)?
Those 15 dislikes are from bus drivers.
damn right
Except me. It was too funny to dislike
40*
*42
*43
"accepted a drunk passenger"?LMAO 14:30
21:42 So, you're saying that if a child in Africa is starving, it's their own fault?
yeah
Yes
It was a joke.
DEFENDER OF THE WIT IMPAIRED I know.
"Stop being poor"
Wow it's crazy that I remember this being a " new " video 😂 not like ifs been seven years
Dan, I've presumed you've heard of Fernbus but if not, give a look. I'd love to see it on this channel!
Take a look at it*
I agree. Fernbus looks so cool. Road trip time!
I agree, it could actually become an awesome game, even a little competitive to ETS2 and ATS.
1:10 scale, awesome graphics, getting out of the vehicle, and random events. SCS Software could learn something from Fernbus.
he needs a key for the fernbus alpha and dan never tests games that are "alpha" now that does not mean games with bugs which dan does and we get a lark out of. But games that are still in alpha phase not published phase
21:30 when Dan says what you think every day.
You terribel
cameron ashworth Thank you.
Your spelling is also terribel.
+Mason Bell Yours is not any better. Terrible.
Nobody's English here is good wtf
5:30 "worst bus game ever made" That is still a top 3 spot.
oof
16:10 - That joke was fucking amazing
I fucking love simulator videos from Dan
Same holy shit
the moment of realization at the end! that was great!
watch his American Truck Simulator video is you want more surprises at the end
As soon as he picked up the wheelchair guy I KNEW something like that would happen. xD
How did you know that. Are you a time traveler? If you are, how is the year (insert future year here) :-)
***** Hell yes I am, and let me tell ya, year 6969 is a bigger meme year than 2016!
When he started screaming at the guy who blocked the door, I burst out laughing so hard, it fucking hurt. XD
Same best part😂😂
I did too xD
YOU WERENT AWARE THAT YOU WERE STANDING IN A DOOR THAT WAS SLAMMING ONTO YOUR FACE
LIKE WNNCLANG WNNCLANG WNNCLANG
and you didn't tell her
STOP BEEPING!
£10-£6.60=£3.40 Seriously Dan? It's not difficult (
It is actually pretty difficlt
Good at math however not good at English. It is not difficlt.
also a joke
You did 2 mistakes: difficlt and .
That's the joke
Every time Dan hits someone in one of these simulator games, I can just imagine them shouting sausage!
"I will put chlorine in your gene pool" will be my new insult to anyone... Thanks Dan.
Well, thank god he made it as a youtuber cos with those maths skills he wouldn't go very far
Were you born with the inability to recognise humour?
+Camm1875 I think you were
Snap!
more like thank his stat choices
"I forgot to let the wheelchair guy off again" best part of the video
Binge watching almost every damn playlist, to keep this channel alive.
David Siim Madsen same
Lots of good laughs, old memories resurfacing
did it bother anyone else that dan had his low beams on the whole time
I'm a bit more bothered that bender realized that before me
Maybe you should just go drive your on bus...with blackjack...and hookers.
a lot of countries require or encourage that
Skellious not in the middle of the day, right?
+Bender Rodríguez yeah in the middle of the day
This reminds me of the old dan, that played games like these a LOT, these videos brought me to him with his amazing jokes but recently thats all died for me UNTIL NOW!?! IS THE OLD DAN BACK?
ikf
"Is this Dan?"
NO!! THIS IS ASHENS!!
+Alina Pinto agreed
+Alina Pinto Well I have not a problem with that ;)
he always playing those boring games those days
0:14 A big part of Finland.
are you some type of train enthusiast?
No Rice, No Life He identifies as a trainsexual
+MineSimulated (gives you clorox)
nice pun
No Rice, No Life rice pun
What Dan didn't know that "America is currently giving way to the right" would get a whole new meaning come November
"Get on this fucking bus before i go back in time to put chloroine in your fucking gene pool."
LMAO
Dan, you are way too awesome.
soooooooo in this video Dan created a new religion
lol that's already an existing belief system xD
"WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD" runs over two zebra stripes simultaneously while also taking over on a T-junction
call of duty advanced busfare
You are the best commentator i have ever seen. Honestly when you speak you are the most interesting man in the world. Keep making the amazing commentaries.
Have a super wonderful day.
You would make an awesome bus driver (Lets just forget about the people you ran over)
And the accidents
And leaving the disabled guy behind
He didn't leave the disabled guy behind he took him on a nice sightseeing trip right round the city. He may off not wanted to go but, he did take him.
I know its childish but the reveal at 18:46 made me have a crisis. This video was hilarious. much love.
Like a bus!! Very good dan. Most droll
Dan is gonna love the forthcoming Omsi 2 London DLC.
The horror. The horror.
when he was shouting at that guy lmao
LMFAO omg i lost it at him saying how she was standing there with the door going whoop whoop mimicking the doors sliding..omg dan you made me laugh so hard. Please do another video of this this was brilliant!!
Did he just say shaftmanship? I'd rather say that the bus in motion can now be called a dick move.
Oh also, I think I made a sacrifice of half my sight for extra points towards stupidity if your idea of a before life is true. Once an idiot, always an idiot is my motto.
In 2016 I watched this video and what sold me on the game was that you could get out of the bus I played the game for 30 minutes and I returned it
Did he just say he has 2 Titans in his computer.....wtf Dan.
It was on that day that humanity recieved a grim reminder... some games need CPU power too.
yes....do you not know what a graphics card is?
Well, his work does revolve around PC games. Might as well go all in.
Titan Xs
+Joe Catton Yes, and everyone knows the 5930k has no power at all...
"Oh theres people on the road"
*Continues Accelerating*
Did the light turn red, yellow, then green? I don't think lights go yellow before going green :P
They do in England
Have you ever been outside before? Say "yes" if you're being held captive by ISIS!!
+Mason Bell yes
They do in Germany too, most if not all of Europe I think.
Every where I'm America lights go Red, Yellow, & Green.
'I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse?!' haha, great work!
That wheelchair guy made this video
That sudden realization that he forgot to let the crippled of the bus for the second time is the highlight of the video.
but
but
but
Omsi?
the little mini-philosophical "before life" bit genuinely made me feel better about all the rough shit I've been going through. honestly.
20-30 frames on 2 titans? I'm sorry but if you're going to make a game solely for PC at least make sure it's optimised for the PC.
Doors slamming in the face *imitates bus door sounds*
Does Dan have Brain damage because he can't do basic math and his writing is worse just look at the title and description
The title is a reference to the "Hail to the busdriver" song
and the description is technically correctly written.
+Tayler Robinson no it's not
+Jaden Desveaux what's wrong with it? Because I don't see anything wrong with it
+Jaden Desveaux yea, its correct. the two have's have different meanings.
ahhh, old school nerdcubed videos. It feels really good
my dog proceeded to run in from the other room and stare at my tv during the squeaky toy section.
9:30 That "woah man" just confirmed all bus drivers are actually just stoners in disguise.
" Hey, you seem like a really nice person, the business needs more people like you "
*Immediately hits someone*
Nice Dan, nice.
13:53 - 14:01 Best part. Replayed that so many times.
Dan playing bus simulators is always the same. Hilarious little boy wanting to flee the vehicle. Old Dan was the best Dan.
"Busses are an essential essential form of transportation for people who somehow need to get to places where trains don't go." (emphasis not added).
Reminds me that I wish we had more trains in Oklahoma...
That ending! XD just the silence and you realize it too and the dudes just sitting there with a bunch of people starring at him! Oh thank you Dan :) thank you alot
21:13 I feel like I'm someone who instead of a lot of luck took those points and put them into everything else giving me a natural ability to be good at most things.
please tell me I wasn't the only person who started singing "hail to the bus driver bus driver bus driver, hail to the bus driver bus driver, ME!!"
3:30 AM. Explains a lot Dan. Explains. A lot.
The way Dan pronounces decals is absolutely amazing, oh my goodness
"Are you paid by the corpse"
The best part
People in a wheelchair, if Dan invites you onto his bus, it's a trap!!
I love that moment of realisation at the end there.
I'm sitting in a coffee shop, listening/watching to this video while I do work, and when Dan went on that rant, I almost died. "[...] Or I will go back in time and put chlorine in your fucking gene pool!"
Help. I've been snatched. I was dragged vicariously through that guy. I had to hold my chest and catch my breath because that was the definition of merciless. Christ. That was hilarious though.
When I bought my dog a squeaky toy he chewed it constantly for three hours. He only stopped because he had punctured a hole through it and it wouldn't squeak.
I think I spent a good 3 minutes laughing at the fact that you forgot wheelchair guy twice.
His words at 6:40:"I'm indicating to go into my slot, "Wow... ✊👈
That 'giving to the right' joke was perfection.
"A man who can rotate using only his buttocks!" 1min into the video and I'm already dying laughing XD
"is she a bus?"
I laughed way to much than I should of have.
What does it mean when when Dan's philosophy on life possibly being on hard mode makes you feel better than anyone saying things will get better?
*SOOOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED*
"GET ON THIS FUCKING BUS BEFORE I GO BACK IN TIME AND PUT CHLORINE IN YOUR FUCKING GENE POOL" top notch insult right there, that was fucking brilliant
Dan is the Gordon Ransay of bus drivers.
The rant at 17:20 was amazing! Made me laugh!
"I'm a man that can rotate using his buttocks" that man actually has a really rare condition where his butt is on the soles of his feet, which lets him spin around like that
Dan the accidental abductor of the disabled
17:06 Imagine if your bus driver started yelling like this xD
Is nobody going to mention how the player character's suit looks like he's been sleeping in it? Like, it has more creases in it than Ian McKellen's face.
''Are you paid by the corpse?''
That was such a good line
Dan: Who doesn't love buses?
-Me-
The world's population: *ME ME ME*