"What was the cause of death?" "We have determined that this man was killed by the Brutal Bouncer, the man who kills his victims by firing a fully automatic pistol that shoots explosive bullets at the ground, causing him to bounce around and kill everyone nearby." "How do you know?" *Camera zooms out to show hundreds of smoking craters and bullet holes* "Very complicated forensics, you wouldn't understand."
selebie king banana I put this sentence into google translate but it says thus language does not exist what language are you using so I can translate lol hope no hard feelings
I assume he’s talking about the final three missions (Alien Autotopsy parts 1-3) where you have to drive from the power plant to the alien spaceship at the school with a barrel of nuclear waste in different cars with ever decreasing time limits.
OMG, my life is complete, I'm fanboying out so much I'm going to have a heart attack omg omg, he pronounced my name as wingardium leviosa that'll be my username everywhere from now on everything thank you so much Dan you made my year!!!!
Ja? Wel beter dan een Poolse achternaam hebben. The Nederlanders zeggen het fout, de Engelse zeggen het fout, Duitsers zeggen het fout... ... Als ze het al proberen. Meestal zien ze'n het an geven meteen op en gebruiken mijn voornaam... Tja. Lastige taal blijkbaar. XD
3:40. They did however say fly out to see and land on a ship. Though I suppose you already did fly out to sea and now your landing on the ship. They never said to do them at the same time. :)
The challenge with him "following" the dog is basically every "follow the NPC" task in video games. the player is faster than the NPC and in this instance DAN IS THE NPC
The "kill every member of Michael's family" guy has the same name as me and now I'm confused because that means that there are 2 people called Dylan Harrison that watch Dan
I couldn't breath at challenge 7 (Try's to throw one bomb through door, door closes) Dan: God damn it! (Try's to throw another bomb through door, door closes again) Dan: F!!CK YOU DOOR!!!!
Some one please create a gif of the last challenge! It has been years since Dan has made laughed so hard. If Sasha and/or "Hello Procrastinators" was in the video, I would be eternally happy.
My favourite GTAV challenge; -Go to the tunnel under military base on Grand Senora Highway -Enable cheats/invincibility -Build as big a vehicle pileup as possible -Try to touch the top of the tunnel by climbing on the burned out husks of vehicles
I remember playing GTA IV. I was driving on a highway with little traffic. I look back for one second, looked forwards again. Boom, instant traffic jam. The spawning and despawning on that game can be really blatant.
"I've accidentally fallen off here, and we're off to a flying start." Unintentional puns are the best kind of puns.
"What was the cause of death?"
"We have determined that this man was killed by the Brutal Bouncer, the man who kills his victims by firing a fully automatic pistol that shoots explosive bullets at the ground, causing him to bounce around and kill everyone nearby."
"How do you know?"
*Camera zooms out to show hundreds of smoking craters and bullet holes*
"Very complicated forensics, you wouldn't understand."
K
"I may end up trying to go through his back door." - NerdCubed, 2017.
Nerdcubed completes GTA v book it right fucking now
That needs to happen..
Joshua Moorehead are ther not inuf play trou of it im not saying i dont wand it it wil be awesom if he did butt i get it if he dos not wand it do do
selebie king banana I put this sentence into google translate but it says thus language does not exist what language are you using so I can translate lol hope no hard feelings
He's already did it on his own 3 times now.
Joshua Moorehead im from belgie 😊 i speak dutch or you can try Netherlands thas dutch in dutch😁
Dan beats 23 challenges...
but only because he redefined them after losing.
The "get to Micheal's house in 90 seconds" one is like a mission from The Simpsons Hit And Run!
which one?
I assume he’s talking about the final three missions (Alien Autotopsy parts 1-3) where you have to drive from the power plant to the alien spaceship at the school with a barrel of nuclear waste in different cars with ever decreasing time limits.
I think Dan still has PTSD from that.
Alex Everett-last oh my god I have had that game since I was five and I still can't complete that mission
Alex Everett-last except this is easier
Dan's logic in Challenge 5 makes my school's Debate Team look like a bunch of Pre-Schoolers.
Now, I'd like to see 23 mini challenges in Saints Row 2.
And I'd like to see 23 mini challenges in Just Cause 3.
That would be pretty awesome.
Matthew Cool 23 mini challenges in watch dogs 2
make that "the same 23 mini challenges" in any other game and I'm on board.
He should just make this a recurring series
OMG, my life is complete, I'm fanboying out so much I'm going to have a heart attack omg omg, he pronounced my name as wingardium leviosa that'll be my username everywhere from now on everything thank you so much Dan you made my year!!!!
k
i was looking for you
teun studio nerderlands zijn is kut xDe niemand zegt je naam goed
Made your year? It's still January!
Ja? Wel beter dan een Poolse achternaam hebben.
The Nederlanders zeggen het fout, de Engelse zeggen het fout, Duitsers zeggen het fout...
... Als ze het al proberen. Meestal zien ze'n het an geven meteen op en gebruiken mijn voornaam...
Tja. Lastige taal blijkbaar. XD
not to be mistaken with micro transactions
HA! they share a word. hilarious.
EVO6reviews bad day?
Lol GTA has like 25 free DLC packs dickblow. Stop complaining about non required microtransactions.
Connor Branscombe if you have not noticed not every game has a massive company supporting it or has made it (the game)
Connor Branscombe But all the DLC's have items that cost so much money you have to buy cards.
anyone else find this video to be really iconic and has had it replayed through there head for years ?
Mini challenges should be a series
yeah ikr
Wow I've found my old account on accident...
Half an hour of nerdcubed, challenges are back, GTA 5, I'm settled for life
This is what I love about NerdCubed. Before I even click on the video I know I'm going to enjoy it. 10/10 would watch again.
The last video NerdCubed will ever produce.
You'll be the judge as for why
Because he's destroyed his schedule?
He did it to "cheer us up" after the inauguration
amit banai wait what
Tbh, I'm pretty happy about it.
wait what
4:01 Nice Dolphin Mating Call There Dan xD
"Time to thread this fucking needle!" *SPLAT*
schedule is fucked, but im okay with it
He tweeted why
don't have twitter, mind giving me the reason?
The US right now is having a bit of a... thing...
he's currently ill
3:40. They did however say fly out to see and land on a ship. Though I suppose you already did fly out to sea and now your landing on the ship. They never said to do them at the same time. :)
I'd say more Just Cause 3.. anyone agrees?
most definitely agree.
Yes definitely
Yes
John Hansen I want more explosion jesus
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I haven't laughed that hard in so long when the dog saw the plane crash into the pool. Thanks Dan
That last challenge proves GTA 5 is the ultimate game.
Challenge 17 could have been an entire video on its own. Loved it. Loved all of these challenges!
Channels are fucking dedicated to GTA train videos and Dan unintentionally makes the best one.
I love this video so much, Dan sounds like he's having fun and his laughter is so infectious! I hope there are more of these!
It's been a long four years
Don't remember the last time I laughed as loudly as when I saw that dog watching the crash
EternitysFall I know right, it was hilarious :')
27:51 WHEN YOU ACE "INSPIRE" AMIRITE?
I splooge myself when there is a GTA Nerdcubed vid.
Brilliant! I haven't LMAO like that for a long while. Glad you got back to fun with GTA V
The challenge with him "following" the dog is basically every "follow the NPC" task in video games. the player is faster than the NPC and in this instance DAN IS THE NPC
I was most impressed by the duck hunt and the pool land. Please do this again!!
The "kill every member of Michael's family" guy has the same name as me and now I'm confused because that means that there are 2 people called Dylan Harrison that watch Dan
So which one is the Synth?
Not me. I am a real human who likes to do human stuff like respiration and card games
my favorite video from dan. i hope he does more like this.
one of my favourite videos of yours for a while. NICELY DONE!
The intro isn't really a flying start, more a falling start. WAHEY PUNS
"I have no idea what birds are" - NerdCubed 2017
23 micro challenges in JC3 plzzz
Awwww you're a good little dohmeat, aren't you!!!!!!
Nope only 11 challenges
this is the nerd we know and love, back to GTA
I couldn't breath at challenge 7
(Try's to throw one bomb through door, door closes) Dan: God damn it! (Try's to throw another bomb through door, door closes again) Dan: F!!CK YOU DOOR!!!!
number 23 will shock you!
16:53 Rigel is never going to let us forget that this happened. Thanks a lot, Dan.
earliest ive ever come to a video i am happy
me 2
0:03 "What a thrill..."
Aww Renzo, calling the cropduster a sprinkler plane! That is adorable. Bless
One of the videos that's made my laugh the hardest in a long time on this channel
Rest in peace Dan
Some one please create a gif of the last challenge!
It has been years since Dan has made laughed so hard. If Sasha and/or "Hello Procrastinators" was in the video, I would be eternally happy.
It is the best to hear Dan make references to places I live :)
My favourite GTAV challenge;
-Go to the tunnel under military base on Grand Senora Highway
-Enable cheats/invincibility
-Build as big a vehicle pileup as possible
-Try to touch the top of the tunnel by climbing on the burned out husks of vehicles
Easily the best nerdcubed video I've seen recently.
Challenge(s) video? Dan I LOVE YOU! This was seriously something I missed the most on your channel :)
BACK AT IT AGAIN, Nerd3 Old Skool
Dan is starting to laugh more and more like his Dad.
"wheels are out"
Yeah Dan they're going to be really helpful.
yesssssssss a gtav vid dan you didnt read my mind but i like to think you did hey when is the next season of planet coaster
I love how you put the wheels out to land upside down.
ShadowRecon it slows the plane/jet
Those last 2 challenges were really entertaining. I have tears in my eyes from laughing :-D
And I have feces in my shorts because I had diarrhea and when I laughed it squirted out uncontrollable
I'd like to thank the Patreon guys for this as well, this is hilarious, you wonderful bastards.
Challenge 7 was kill every member of Michaels family in sixty seconds but you didn't kill your self so you failed
Brilliant video to show thanks to Patreon supporters.
I just checked your Patreon and holy shit. 60 grand a year off of Patreon alone. No wonder you can afford all that Lego.
SkyFire that's still ~$10,000 a year.
10000 a year isn't great. I know he has youtube money too but all in all, it's not much
$10,000 a year is shit. I'm super poor and I (used to at least) have more than that. I was still pretty freaking poor when I had that much.
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine more than i will earn :(
Guard13007 10.000 a year is actually having a pretty decent salary here in my country. 😀🇨🇴
Wouldn't the shark never have existed to be killed so he technically failed that micro challenge
This was the funniest challenges episode in a while please can you make more like this?
kept wanting him to say "Tell you what, let's try that one more time" on the ones he failed...
The last two had me in stitches. 10/muthafuckin10
me too 😂😂😂😂
i just think of the family coming home to find a jet in their pool, and the dogs like "What?"
i've been playing this game since Day 1, and I just found out you could get into the control tower...
"find a dog and don't let anyone get within 50 feet of it...for IT IS THE CHOSEN ONE"
😂
hahaha that's the best fucking thing I've ever heard
this needs to be a series
Oh that was cool the intro was him walking on the HollyWeed sign
"We're off to a flying start." Well, more like a falling start...
Actually I counted, you were exactly in 60 seconds for killing Michaels family. (Not including the Maid)
Congrats Dan.
Bloody love Nerdcubed, you make such good content that is SO funny.
Really? I literally needed something to do for 38 minutes exactly and this is here. Awesome
more of these micro challenges please Dan
Protect the dog was easily the funniest part of this video haha :D
Oh. My. God!
I was in hysterics when he started tumbling through the air with his explosive Uzi!
lol that dog standing there after the jet ejecter seat pool challange cracked me up :P
"Don't bark at the dog" -Daniel Hardcastle
This is top quality Nerd3 content right here.
27:17 HOW TO STOP THE TRAIN IN GTA V CLICKBAIT MEME
Protecting the dog is basically the bodyguard challenge you did a couple of years ago. lol
Challenge 22 is legit an exact copy of a video Achievement Hunter did ages ago. Not that I'm complaining, it's an amazing challenge.
This is why you should bring challenges back
Me: This is a very funny video!
Mouthbreathers of the Internet: DID HE JUST ASSUME THAT DOG'S GENDER AT 34:36?!?!? I"M TRIGGERED!!!!!!
So what was the challenge with the Boeing that ended up on a building at LSIA?
0:39 expected to hear him shout at the top of his lungs: "EJECTOR SEAT-KOUR!"
one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in a while😂😂
I can't express how badly I want a Play X Plane 11 video
"I have no idea what birds are... errh, I mean fuck you." - Dancubed2017
I REALLY like this format
So cute that you think a car could go around a corner in a GTA game without immediately despawning.
You are mistaken. In GTA 4 traffic would despawn when out of your view radius, but in GTA 5 it stays.
I remember playing GTA IV. I was driving on a highway with little traffic. I look back for one second, looked forwards again. Boom, instant traffic jam. The spawning and despawning on that game can be really blatant.
The dog at 34:20 cracked me up, probably the funniest part of the whole video
Do more gta, they are the reason i subscribe
los sanos news head line reads: man goes on a killing spree chasing a dog shouting "i must protect this dog his is the chosen one"
In this video: Nerd Cubed wins on technicalities
Challenge 6 (helicopter on a train) reminds me of that episode of Firefly. I approve.
You have to keep doing gta 5 challenges they are awesome
that ending. flying michal with a storm bolter is definitely up there with the stupidest thing I can think of
Yay, chosen (combined) challenge hype!
DO MORE OF THESE PLZZZZ