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Robin: I just ate the cheese sandwich and shut up.
Also Robin about lost oreos: I would be suing.
I saw this comment 15 seconds after it was posted, I thought it was pretty neat and by leaving this comment should I Ever Forget About it's, I have this comment that specifically points it out.
oh my god so many bots
Bots please i'm not even 16 yet get off my comment
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 aat
@@sallyparty1978 don't interact with them it's only gonna bring them back and they'll comment more
2:46
_“Please, look door”_ has the same vibe as a birthday cake that says _“Have day”_
im so sorry
What the
That’s what I say when people anger me, “have a day.”
Annoying bots, aren't they?
I have vibes of a Disney magic hellscape where the furniture speaks to you and can see everything you do.
The real reason Happily Ever Afters work: The alarm clock has seen some shit. Cheating on your spouse is impossible when the walls literally have ears. Privacy is a myth.
Day ;) of supporting everyone who wants Lexi, Jack, and Robin to do a video together
What about Damian
@du12💘 creator of this bot, commit sudoku.
@@Umbrakinesis207 unfortunately I think he left can't remember. But would be cool to see him come back.
@@ReaperPeeper your right
The Emkay podcast
3:41 that’s possibly correct, if you have context. Iceland is the name of a supermarket/grocery store based in the UK selling mainly frozen foods. If it’s just meant to be an advertisement for the store, just a sticker on the ground near it, then it can have a pass.
If it’s meant to be the country Iceland, then that’s way off since the flag is completely, different, since that’s the Union Flag.
Edit- accidentally typed 3:14 instead of 3:41, I have no idea how I made that mistake.
@@mattw-b9451 welcome to youtube comment
As someone from the UK, I can confirm that it is the supermarket chain.
Also, it's at 3:41.
@@Nathan_Woods thanks mate. I have no idea how I made that mistake, but I’ve corrected it now. I probably wouldn’t have noticed it if you didn’t point it out, you’re a life saver.
@@PansyPops You're very welcome.
Came down to say this myself, thanks for saying it mate I didn’t want to write out that much text at midnight lmao
He missed the chance to say
" My name's Robin and my throat is throbbin' "
The bots aren't even trying to hide anymore. They're just out in the open instead of following real replies...
Speak of the f##king devil
They are rampant. Reporting seems to do sweet FA, but I still do report every one I see in the hope that TH-cam might actually do something.
the bots are not as rampant anymore it seems
@@bread785 More rampant if anything, they've just better adapted. Heck, everyone in this one is a bot.
The Iceland and ladybird ones are actually correct, they're just confusing to people who don't live in the UK
You sure about the ladybird one? Because ladybird doesn’t start with the letter I. Insect does.
@@ro-337 oh right I didn't even notice that lmao
@@ro-337 i dont think its a mistake,the letter i was highlighted on ladybird.
For anyone wondering about the Iceland one, it’s the name of a British shop.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpr7529 The one job part is Horse was used as H, and I guess we are to assume most, if not all, words start with their letter example. However the letter “I” didn’t.
8:00 That was here in Belgium. It was done on purpose though.
It's an old cabin for a busstop that needs to go. There's road work in the street where that cabin used to be, and they temporarily put it there in the grass so the truck could haul it later. :)
5:33 given how fragile American walls are, I would have thought those were the current buildings materials.
Sorry to hear about the slutbots, but agreed. Walls here collapse at the slightest bump.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 why are u sorry u can just ingor them
Haha, now I feel lucky to live in a 100 year old house XD nice and sturdy
@@jocelynecupcake 200yo stone house and I agree (other than the fact that everything else is always broken/costs an arm and a leg to fix cause you have to replace the whole thing, BUT it's an awesome house for someone who is terrified of wind storms/hurricanes)
*Obligatory correction comment.*
The UK flag with the words Iceland in it is correct. Iceland is a brand of frozen food supermarkets in the United Kingdom, so they had one job and did it amazingly.
It is somehow riding the line of being wrong and right.
Right: The brand of the store is accurate.
Wrong: Flag and country name doesn't match up.
Whoever planned this store has embraced chaos, and made a paradox.
It's genius with trolling. This seems like it'd advertise itself through memes, and confuses the hell outta folks.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 oh if only...
Exactly what I came here to comment. Not sure if whoever named it was either naming it that because of the frozen goods, or just to piss off people who don’t know the store
@@Stp1497 Idk, I might just be dumb. I'm just trying to find a neutral ground here.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 Iceland is basically old people butcher’s market, I have never seen someone under 50 enter that shop and I am starting to wonder if it’s actually possible
5:05 as someone who works in McDonald’s, literally everyday we will get an order of ‘cheeseburger no meat’ or ‘cheeseburger plain no meat’ etc etc, albeit mainly from app orders and we always just give them the meat but in a separate box, just incase they’ve misclicked
"We send the meat just in case of misclicks."
You guys are legends. Y'all are probably the kind of folks to add extra nuggets to Happy Meals to the kind folks. Really cool of ya.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 anytime I’m finishing the food, so like bagging/boxing nuggets, if there’s 1 or 2 more nuggets in their than needed, I don’t rly care, I won’t take time to take a nugget out. Same with a 20 nugget share box (Uk size so don’t know if anywhere else has them) but if it’s busy I’ll never count out exactly 20, been there nearly 6 months so I know if it looks like 20, it’s probably 22 or 23, never less
@@WaffleSnow_ Respect bro, respect.
4:42 hey I want to thank you for not spreading that OCD is a personality trait. it is an actual disorder. so I appreciate that you called that post out 💙💙💙💙
Wait, a disorder is a disorder?
@@cubeheadexists you would think that people would understand that, but I kid you not I've had people say they have OCD, and then claim "no I mean, my personality, I don't have the disorder haha-" very odd.
0:28 👏👏👏👏👏THANK YOU ROBIN FOR WORKING TO HAVE INCLUSIVE INTROS!!!!
"McDo your f*cking job right!" - The Thumbnail
@Youra 💋 NOBODY CARES
@vellicia 20 S H U
Omg why is there so many bots
The real comments here are art.
The bots are trash.
I wanna break their computers apart...
This is the best way for a spam bot to smash.
I once worked at McDonald's and had a guy actually order a 2 cheese sandwich meal.
Started with the 2 cheeseburger meal anasked for "plain, no meat." I had to ask outright to be sure but he really did just want buns and cheese.
im gonna be honest, i don't want caffiene removed from all soda. they can have a caffeine free option, but sometimes i need caffeine in the morning and cant have coffee or tea.
It helps calm me down, even.
...I have ADHD, stimulants have the opposite effect because of it, caffeine helps a lot thanks to that
@@MirrorHall_Clay same... suffering from anxiety and can't get to sleep? I chug a Red Bull and PTFO.
I think that's what he meant, although I'm a little confused because most big sodas have a caffeine free version already.
You drink soda in the morning...? Weird
2:48 Has the energy of 'What Do?'
**sigh**
@Resna Dima leave
the bots are infesting the comment section
@3:41 it’s not actually wrong, there’s a British supermarket called Iceland :,) it’s not the wrong flag because tis not referencing the country, just the shop in England
You’d think it would be weird, but honestly that banana whiskey is amazing. Even better when mixed with peanut butter whiskey.
WH-WHA-WHAT? PEANUT BUTTER WHISKEY?
@@TheRobloxDudezonroblox I thiiiiiink they're joking. But given humanity....
@@FerreTrip Skrewball whiskey , peanut butter flavored
@@mnstrxj3280 The world of alcohol truly is an amazing and wide one....
Interesting trivia. Here in the Philippines, we just refer to Mcdonalds as Mcdo (pronounced Macdo). We do eat at "Mcdonalds," but in casual conversation we'd just say Mcdo. Even Mcdonalds itself refers to itself by that name in marketing.
i was just about to comment this but good job 👍
kinda like how australians call it "macca's"
1:47 - It's upside down, but when you flip it, it has an extra P.
can we just appreciate that he said "ladies AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN BETWEEN"
Ladies and gentlemen?
Missed the opporunity to say "I'm Robin, and my throat is throbbin."
3:06 its to keep enemy npc's out as they can't get around doorways they have to go through
7:10
UGH! This infuriates me! I work for the company that shipped this (I know by the labels) and the drivers who are the face of said company ARE CONTRACTORS and therefore not bound by the rules us package handlers have to follow. This company has a reputation for being late and delivering broken packages. And it's all because our drivers neglect to follow simple courtesy rules like hand-to-surface and orientation arrows.
Fucking pisses me off
Reported the bot under your comment
@@quinnception631 Thanks. Didn't even notice it.
Being a Bangladeshi, I just can't help but facepalm and giggle everytime I see something from Bangladesh cause it's kinda rare finding Bangladeshi stuff in the greater internet. We ain't too famous like the bigger countries, yk🤷♀️
(For the people wondering, the intro post with the nice ad placement was in a Bangladeshi newspaper🤦♀️)
"ladybird" is the British term for the American term "ladybug" so *that* part is correct but definitely *not* the "I" part lmao
Thanks for saying it so i didnt have ta.Cheers.
She's more than thicc. She's the whole bowl of oatmeal.
yes
This could be in r/brandnewsentence XD
@@paovasquez8518 theres no way no ones said this before
fellow extrovert
Holy crap i read that same newspaper
4:07 lady bird is another name for ladybug.
"ladies and everybody in-between" this validation made my day ☺️
@Jennifer 24 shut up jennifer
6:40
We missed the bigger issue here besides blursed sandy...
WHO TF IS BOB L'EPONGE😂😂🤣🤣😂
It’s written in french
And when translated it means spongebob
That burger one looks like they straight up took off the patty just for the karma. You can see the imprint.
This arguement seems legit, unlike these thotbots.
3:41 Iceland is the name of the store, the job was technically ok
7:17
I actually remember that news headline when it happened
... and yes, he was the spokesman for the president you're thinking of
7:00 5 knives, sharpener and a plastic chopping board - 7 pieces in a set. Really, not a rocket science.
For anyone that doesn't know
At 3:40 it says Iceland because it is a British store
3:45
Australians: Finally! An Australian restaurant!
Wellingtonian Kiwis have your back!
@@PurpleAmharicCoffee pretty sure it is wellington too cuz of the bus (Aucklander here)
I’m retry sure I saw ne of these in Auckland
fun fact: the sushi ad is upside down for clout
7:00 nope, they can count the packaging as “a piece”.
This is real.
Look it up.
Bullshit. There's also a chopping board in pack.
@EMHMarkIX they could also be counting the "ring" on the sharpening steel. I bought a pack of reusable straws and it said 7 piece but it only had 3 straws and a straw cleaner but they counted each rubber piece that was detachable at the top of the straw as a separate piece
The Iceland one was a UK Store called Iceland.
Have a good day guys
You too
You too man
Don’t mind me just time stamping because it was cute 1:40
2:22 I love how robin just defames random brands
As someone who works in a King Soopers produce department with those "tables" made of tomato boxes, trust me, we think they're the stupidest shit too...
6:47 i literally saw this once while on my bus to school. Same patterns and Same spot. But if im being honest, i like sitting on those its more softer than the other hard seats
1:26 Strawberry milkshake!! 😝
go home
r/cursedcomments
*Cough Cough* For Red It Is, Red (the longest wavelength at around 780 nm) through to Violet (the shortest wavelength in the sequence at 380 nm). The seven colour idea is still a popular one and it helps remember the order of the most recognisable colours in a rainbow.
Ah yes, my favourite fast food
nald's McDo, the one where they sell healthy food and pay their workers a living wage
8:00
This is in belgium. The stop isn’t used for the moment. It just stands there and will be set back when it will be used again.
3:40 that's not wrong, Iceland is a supermarket in England
Missed opportunity. “I’m robin and my throat, is THROBBIN”
Thumbnail: "McDoM."
Me: No McThanks, not into that.
I mean I'll still buy the burgers, but no weird crap. I swear if the cashiers moan as they hand the food over- Imma be pissed.
You have to eat the food while wearing a ring gag at McDoM
you've got mc-dom and sub-way
6:13 I figured it out I left my pc running in the background while doing some tasks, every so often looking over and seeing it. When suddenly the realization hit me, they didn't read it as which rainbow color name is the longest like which has the most characters, but as which colored piece of the rainbow when stretched out would be the longest & what is its color. So technically I don't see it as entirely wrong, only partially based on what you perceive the question to be asking.
5:11 those must've been mew cookies
lmao i love emkay videos
me: i like robin better
my brother: your time has come
5:48 hey at least its right in arabic
I was JUST opening your channel cuz I was bored, and I saw that this was uploaded 2 minutes ago.
TH-cam notification still hasn't arrived
2:07 … yep that’s Canadian Tire alright. (Not to mention that pennies aren’t even currency in Canada anymore.)
I am going to name my child “Enter Name”
0:18 I expected him to say.
My name is Robin and my throat is thobbin.
7:53 I don't know why this made me laugh so much. TOSTITOS BUT AT THE BOTTOM!
1:54 admittedly, caffeine free Coca cola is my favorite drink, so I'd whole heartedly support this notion
"My name is Robin, and my throat be throbbin" is the worst thought I have ever had.
3:30 It's interesting how taste buds work. I actually think whiskey tastes delicious, especially blended whiskey. I will admit, however, that banana whiskey does not sound particularly appetizing.
0:49 not even a minute in and so many things are already wrong here
Got new glasses today, I think it looks cool!
my glasses annoy me sometimes lmao
I don't think you two got the joke
@@Catwithaknife69 well shit
spam bots in less than 1 second
“Mine names Robin, and my throats a throbbin’ “
This is always so funny😂
I had 2 bots or more😭 i removed them, or they are coming back
@@Larssema bots were reported, should be gone soon
@@Captain_Cashies you are right, i have 2 new ones, sad
@@Captain_Cashies They are rampant lately. I always report them, but does TH-cam really do anything?
5 bots are on this one comment
the one where they burnt the pizza. that is EXACTLY what it is like having my step-dad cook chips or any food. but especially chips. also for you *americans who dont understand what us scots call things* chips to US are YOUR fries. essencially a chip is just a thicker frie
2:29
idk what u said but... yh my lenovo has got some problems... and it was $700+ (got it used lmao)
What did he say
4:29 Someone forgot to redo their Fidelius Charm.
It always bugs me when they spell "Spider-Man" "Spiderman." Spider-Man is a superhero. Spiderman sounds like the name of that nice Jewish arachnid who lives down the hall from Chandler and Joey.
Fun fact: Mcdo (Mac-doh. Like dough) is the Filipino name for Mcdonalds.
Another one: "Bababa ba baba ko? Ba?! Bakit ba bababa baba mo?" Is a real sentence in Filipino meaning "Is my chin going to go down? Wha?! Why will your chin go down".
5:20
Wait, they were white all along?!
Why didn’t anyone tell us that!?
1:26 *Did they stutter?* We're making BLOOD SHAKES.
0:01 common Bangladesh
8:07 hi, Pokémon fan here, I can explain. Those are tins exclusive to Walgreens and CVS. You know, drugstores. It’s a drugstore tin, but it looks weird on the placard.
7:27 what does that say if its polish then it's spelled wrong
It's not polish, it's slovak sooo if you're talking about the big red text then that's spelled correctly
@@pollchujou3284 ok thanks
@4:39 This looks like it could be the lot for an apartment/condo complex. Particular units sometimes have their assigned spots, and the resulting numbers can look really weird.
0:12 missed opportunity to say "My name's Robin, and my throat's throbbin'"
Get a break if you want though
W.i.t.c.h, that's a throwback and a half.
B O O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:01
characters in movies:
"IT'S LOCKED! HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY GET IN!?"
greetings, i am early
@du12💘 shut up i don't want a virus
but we dont care
The bots under your reply😭
geez u got raided by bots mate, r.i.p
I hate all the bots, all main reply's shall have it then
4:55 the box is the 7th part
I mean 6:55
There was a missed opportunity for him to say “My name’s Robin and my throats throbbin”
8:18 i have one of these in my neighborhood. they put the speed limit sign upside down-
THE BURGER THING HAPPENED TO MY BF TO!
The had just left home I think and the got McDonald's. He was half asleep and was eating his burger. Got half way through it opened it then screamed at his sister "WHY YOU STEAL MY MEAT!" HE WAS 6 AND THEY WERE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF!!
3:41
British people who shop at Iceland (the shop):
Well, yes, but actually no.
Well, this went up the instant I went on my likely otherwise boring break
On 1:52, the Coca-Cola Azúcar for non Spanish speakers (I’m just learning myself) is sugar and it may be obvious (for some people it may not be) cafeína is caffeine (just for curiosity I guess🤷🏻♀️)
I don’t trust the sideways elevators either. Once had a dream about one; I pressed the wrong button, went to another building, and got stuck in the basement
I would love to see an AI trained only on stuff from r/onejob try to understand the world, like it would look at an elevator ant think "ah yes, this is used for horizontal locomotion, strange that this one has an up button..."
The last dude will start to care when he finds out v is for violence
Dumb fucking bots. Why TH-cam. Do something about this please.
3:00 bruh they using barrier blocks
Don't worry too hard about the recycling/one bag thing. Most of the time it ends up in the same landfills anyway, and in the instances where they actually recycle stuff, it costs more energy (as in fossil fuels) to recycle the material rather than just make new stuff. The exception being some metals, like cans. Remember when they used to pay you for them? Yeah, that's because it was actually worthwhile for them to do so.
6:48 the person who posted this picture obviously doesn't travel with commuter traffic often.
The reason why it's different is because the old one broke and they had to replace it. Apparently they didn't have a matching seat so they just took one that fit.
It may have been a kid with a knife, or a drunk guy with explosive diarrhea. Seats often break for different reasons and instead of making fun of the workers, they should be thankful that it got replaced at all. They don't always care about that.
3:42
Well that's also a supermarket in the UK. The font checks out.
you should have said "Hey, I'm Robin and my throat is throbbin' from all the memes."
"here's a Vuitar" made me lose my shit 😂
Missed opportunity for "My name is Robin and my throat is throbbin"