What's the difference between American and Canadian patriotism? | Leonard Chan

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  • @Sum1sMom
    @Sum1sMom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    "as a minority I can make America uncomfortable"
    Cue laugh crying

    • @tabithamwaura8585
      @tabithamwaura8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Make america very uncomfortable😍😍

    • @matthewcummins2515
      @matthewcummins2515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racist

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🤣😂 kettle calling the pot black

    • @catherinetodd5163
      @catherinetodd5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @matthew cummins, Sorry but you are showing that you don't know what that word means or how racism works. American is not a race. It is however made up of different races. Now you know. Ignoring that America is, generally speaking, uncomfortable with immigrants right now (well immigrants with certain skin pigmentations at least) and you and the rest of the world know it, your attack of him could be considered an example of the racism that you speak of. If you really knew what the word meant you'd know that too. You are not the victim here, sorry.

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matthewcummins2515 American isnt a race.

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    Americans and Canadians are both super patriotic- Americans because they want people to know they’re American, and Canadians because we want people to know we’re *not* American.

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m american and I try to make it so people don’t know since the internet is racist as heck

    • @shediwarelapis
      @shediwarelapis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A bit sad, but funny as hell

    • @majorphysics3669
      @majorphysics3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@blod9862 American isn't a race. You can choose to move country, you can't change race. XD

    • @mauricechors7711
      @mauricechors7711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@blod9862 You just failed big time, bud.

  • @chrisj197438
    @chrisj197438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Their polite to foreigners but asses to each other, French part is especially racist. But yeah it's a clean country with clean water you can drink from the tap and health care is free and not bad

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@yahikokurotama4351 There you go, an other one who believes the crap people say about Quebec. Did you ever set foot there? Just google the most racist provinces in Canada, see which ones are top 3. - Robert, from Montreal

    • @AncientPurpleDragon
      @AncientPurpleDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      >>My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol
      To be fair, if you're from Detroit, you could have gone anywhere else in the world and been impressed.

    • @oinkpiggin
      @oinkpiggin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Detroit is a shithole. So it is even not a good comparison.

    • @daphneraven9439
      @daphneraven9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@yahikokurotama4351 i've heard that about our Francophone compatriots, but although I have spent lots of time in French-speaking areas of Québec (post - secondary education, work, social trips...) I have always found them to be warm, open, friendly souls, with a particularly engaging and endearing way of approaching life. How it is that so many people believe such negative things about them is absolutely beyond me.

  • @eggbeater1682
    @eggbeater1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Part of being Canadian, especially as a child of an immigrant, is that we never forget who we are... that is the really difference between the two countries” As an immigrant and a Canadian who has studied in America, I can attest to this

  • @livi_bridge
    @livi_bridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "But I'm a Canadian, so I don't say anything " 💀💀😹😹😹😹

  • @genshitenson
    @genshitenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "As a minority, I can definitely make America uncomfortable." Truer words never spoken XD

  • @Wanghealer
    @Wanghealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Indigenous communities don't always have clean water up here. We still treat them badly. We got rid of conversion schools... in the 90s. Lots of work to do.

    • @maddydickens7554
      @maddydickens7554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yet trudeau isn’t doing very much to help indigenous communities with water boil advisories

  • @geinikan1kan
    @geinikan1kan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This guy is awesome. Timing, appropriateness (he's just this side of Gaffigan). And that passive-aggressive thing on the plane. Totally get it.

    • @NameBrandCody
      @NameBrandCody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude you don’t know what comedic timing is if you think this rookie knows what he’s doing. He’s literally just barreling thru a set. He even over speaks multiple applauses

  • @tzuyen26
    @tzuyen26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Hehe, the last punchline spot on.

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🙄🙄

    • @ac2038
      @ac2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bbhfjdy okay?

    • @shawnaginther1987
      @shawnaginther1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg.... bwahahahaha.... Ikr.

    • @jgheysenj
      @jgheysenj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrapped it all up... it was great

  • @brad238899
    @brad238899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    I hate Americas blind "patriotism". Its the reason we ended up in Vietnam for about 20 years and the reason the Afghan war is about to turn 18. Our ego is deadly.

    • @jqd5
      @jqd5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The reason is because of Congress not patriotism. You can love your country and not want to fight.

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don't forget Iraq, lybia, Syria and Yemen. And of course the urge to invade Iran and Venezuela

    • @myj3737
      @myj3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So blind to promote all the invading wars in the name of patriotism.

    • @sophiayamagughi
      @sophiayamagughi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed XD and our want to help yet we arent really helping

    • @Bonnie-rz5qm
      @Bonnie-rz5qm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Invasion is invasion, period.

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I am detecting high levels of salt in the comments.

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True, but that's because of the hypocrisy in bashing America...yet millions(billions?) of people want to get to America. You don't see caravans trying to sneak into Canada. Maybe there's a reason for that.

    • @CoryTheRaven
      @CoryTheRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mattm7798 we've got America in the way. Thanks for being our border!

    • @FNLNFNLN
      @FNLNFNLN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mattm7798 So I'm guessing you haven't head about the hordes of people flooding over the border to buy affordable meds.

    • @damiester1
      @damiester1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mattm7798 You do see millions of people wanting to get to Canada through immigration though lol.

    • @jemm2026
      @jemm2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mattm7798 what do you expect?!?! You spent the last 75 years telling everyone in the world that you were the best! You are just reaping what you sowed. Besides, maybe they are trying to make it to Canada but you keep sending them back...also, we have had tons of illegal immigrants coming from the US to Canada...you would know all about those crossings into Saskatchewan and Quebec if you ever watched any other TV besides reality shows and fox...

  • @AnnexF
    @AnnexF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    America, the world's punchline.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And yet, more immigrants than any other country - almost 4 times as many as the second country. Must be something pretty special about the good ol' USofA. I mean really, who really says, "Gosh lets move to (insert any other country)" without thinking they'd prefer the US?

    • @mrob456
      @mrob456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Walter Manglona you mean breadline.

    • @roigrose5045
      @roigrose5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@761jared Canadians take in lots of immigrants but doesnt say anything about it because.. theyre Canadians.

    • @williamwallace2278
      @williamwallace2278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@761jared Scandinavia, Australia, NZ, England, Canada, Ireland

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Sean Hard You think white Canadians sprouted from the ground then? And how many generations of people have to die fighting for it before it IS their home?

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Canadian Medical Emergency: Life-threatening injury
    American Medical Emergency: Medical bill arrives in the mail

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    American wealth: Buys giant house, boat, and private jet
    Canadian wealth: Sells 8-year-old Pontiac, buys 2-year-old Volvo, drives to States for vacation

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
    "But as an immigrant, I can definitely make America uncomfortable"
    You had to wait the whole act to get there, but that was funny

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He said "as a minority," not "as an immigrant."

  • @TheRobinRedbreast
    @TheRobinRedbreast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I've never seen this type before but now I'm a real fan. He's really really funny.

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    American Refrigerator: Plugs into wall outlet
    Canadian Refrigerator: Just out the back door

  • @heelrunner
    @heelrunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I've been to Canada and people are indeed super nice.

  • @JPD2587
    @JPD2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Hurry hard!”
    “I will”
    lol

  • @shxbdndzjzns3121
    @shxbdndzjzns3121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    But im minority I can definitely make America uncomfortable 😆I'm dead, canada plus china is a great combo🇨🇳🇨🇦

    • @javelinblue5414
      @javelinblue5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If Chinas so great why dont you stay there?

    • @SnakingIvY
      @SnakingIvY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Non interior Chinese sure. But have you seen what the Chinese government is doing to Canadian citizens?

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Canadian Recreational Activity: Hockey
    American Recreational Activity: Road Rage

  • @stralime
    @stralime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As an American, I think that this is hilarious!

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah.. this doesn't represent us true canadians.. our humour is actually funny lol

    • @juice8431
      @juice8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be easy to make you laugh then

  • @leslieholman3121
    @leslieholman3121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    For anyone who doesn't find that funny, as the old saying goes, " the truth hurts " .

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ...or it's not funny because it's not funny. Something about hearing the same orange-man-bad or Canada-enlightened-and-America-is-evil jokes for the thousandth time has a way of lessening the impact. It's basically just jingoism framed as comedy; I don't find that particularly entertaining coming from anyone.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@10INTM Chad Daniels "Dad Chaniels" special is available on Amazon. Non-political, slow at the beginning, but I recommend it!

    • @peggycarter9314
      @peggycarter9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@10INTM I agree...absolutely NOT funny.

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peggycarter9314 lemme guess. American and clueless? He's really funny. Deal. That lady clearly was a POS without any redeeming qualities

    • @peggycarter9314
      @peggycarter9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ohdaUtube 😐 my expression on your comment AND this weird guy giving me his PATHETIC opinion which I could give 2 shits about.

  • @SrK2015
    @SrK2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I legit cackled this was great

  • @regginasyki5769
    @regginasyki5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    damn. im almost 17 and i really wanna study in canada when i graduate and i just i just love canadaaa

    • @Flaccid_Child1
      @Flaccid_Child1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I should probably warn you that the cost of living, especially in major cities like Toronto or Vancouver, is egregiously high. Also, be prepared for the weather. Contrary to popular belief, however, we have amazing summers, but incredibly frigid winters. If you’re seriously looking to study in Canada, do your own research extensively.

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hes not a minority in Vancouver. We are mostly Asians here. Americans are always surprised by how we're half Asian here. Always love to have Canadian comedians because it's more relateable for me.

    • @corranaven3084
      @corranaven3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toronto too. Mostly Chinese here. Well, unless you cross Dundas, then you're in India

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Name really? is there a lot of Japanese-Canadian there?

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But still English-fremch as official languages? Replace French with Chinese in BC 😋
      Honestly, don't even know why the first nation languages aren't official. They were here much longer than English or french.

  • @deletedleaf2688
    @deletedleaf2688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Now I want Kraft Dinner

    • @hyacinthdibley2420
      @hyacinthdibley2420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Unfortunately, I'm not sure the cheese will be real...or if there's even cheese in it.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like IAM sinning eating noname white Chedder .

    • @ellan1664
      @ellan1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lifewuzonceezr pc white cheddar is better

    • @helencoltart3483
      @helencoltart3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canada’s 1st native dish, poutine 2nd

  • @thisbridgehascables
    @thisbridgehascables 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As an American, Trump is an embarrassment. I can’t stand when i travel to Europe and other Americans on the flight dress loud and proud. I travel to get away, blend in and not bring attention to myself. I can also pick out tourist in other countries.. when i was a kid my parents moved us to England for awhile, the locals thought we were Canadian because we were well behaved..

    • @frayserken
      @frayserken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is nothing wrong with Trump

    • @jesdadotcom
      @jesdadotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I travel I also lay low but maybe mind your own business.

    • @kessiawright1710
      @kessiawright1710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I was in Tanzania I met some American missionaries who told everyone they were Canadian because they said Canadians were liked better than Americans. They said they had other missionary friends who did the same thing.

    • @nochatter7134
      @nochatter7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ambient Pedals There is an episode in SIMPSON’s where Bart, Lisa the family puts on Canadian flag when traveling abroad.... so if you are an American just travel abroad as Canadian 😂

  • @beadmecreative9485
    @beadmecreative9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The stereotype of Canadians being polite is very true. There is also the stereotype that Americans are not polite. When I went to San Francisco at age 8, I was surprised that Americans actually said sorry and thank you lol

    • @briguy677
      @briguy677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lived in KC Missouri for three years and was surprised people apologized like they did back in TO. In fact I saw very few rude people at all. KC was a great place to live.

    • @PS987654321PS
      @PS987654321PS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canadians aren’t polite. They are boring, miserable and passive aggressive.

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thanks, buddy, I may never eat Kraft Dinner again ...

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That super-patriot in the shirt with an American flag on it obviously knows nothing about proper flag protocol ...

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loved the plane story. :D

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mnirwin5112 I know! And it's not like he could've made it up or fudged the details to pander to an audience of in Winnipeg.

  • @danielgavin7285
    @danielgavin7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guys not Canadian, he didn’t say sorry after these jokes.

  • @amymccracken7772
    @amymccracken7772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're ammmmazing !!!! Wow !!! Go canada and you delivered that peerrfctly!! I'm so sad I haven't heard of you until now...I'm just about to go and watch all your other thing!! I'm excited!

  • @fmuh7989
    @fmuh7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The only thing Canadian about him is that he's the same colour as kraft dinner."
    I fuckin died there bud

    • @danksouls6128
      @danksouls6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshdouglas1332 not really about him being white, just that he has a weird orange tan going on

  • @nozecone
    @nozecone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When did Canadians start calling the States "America"? When I was a kid, Canadians always called it "the States".

    • @marqawesome429
      @marqawesome429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol we still do. Technically we are American too. North American. That's why we use the distinction

    • @Lauren-rl4eu
      @Lauren-rl4eu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We had to start because Americans got mad at us for saying "the states" lol

    • @TeddyLucia1006
      @TeddyLucia1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now you've got me questioning which one I use more often...

    • @nozecone
      @nozecone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marqawesome429 You missed the point. Maybe you and I use the distinction - the comedian in the video does not; neither do most Canadians nowadays. It always seems to me a very, very minor betrayal.

    • @yordlejay6820
      @yordlejay6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always called it America. We're not fucking Canada of America we're just Canada (in north america)

  • @mboihk3796
    @mboihk3796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You can differentiate Canadian and American's arrogants or politeness by watching prank show from both Countries. American prank show would mostly end up with violent reaction in one way or another but Canadian prank show will always end up with laughter at the end. I hate watching American prank show.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *arrogance
      *shows from
      *both countries
      *An American
      * A Canadian

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsDesiree39 *you
      *because
      *foreigners
      *people

    • @bd7852
      @bd7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alvallac21 You’re definitely American.

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Kraft dinner line got me lol

  • @Tmendler
    @Tmendler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love this guy, sooooo funny!

  • @血雨探花-d9e
    @血雨探花-d9e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As an asian American..... Goooooo Canada

  • @hotjanuary
    @hotjanuary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol. “He’s well read.” This guy’s very funny.

    • @Dini566
      @Dini566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad he can't speak as well as he "reads" 😂

  • @hunnerdayEDT
    @hunnerdayEDT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Stop making fun of us with truth. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    I miss Obama 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jemm2026
      @jemm2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sweetie...the rest of the world misses him too...how did you end up with that douche bag?!?! I seriously think you all got drunk and said "screw being the big brother the world looks up to...let's be the temper tantrum toddler in the grocery store who wants the chocolate he sees another kid eating!"

    • @nolansthompson8984
      @nolansthompson8984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You miss him😂 how ignorant you are

    • @ahabgaddis7277
      @ahabgaddis7277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump at least continued his wars of murder and destabilizing countries. I don't know what I would have done if Trump ruined Obamas wars ;_;

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Canadian, so do I🤷‍♂️

    • @0bstinacy
      @0bstinacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LOGIBEAR01 YES MAD MAX FOR PM!!!! but fyi america not lucky to have trump lol hes a halfwit. at least maxime bernier doesnt lie hes completely transparent and doesnt promote hate, he simply says we dont pander to social issues and we dont pander to special interest groups. he wants the best for a CANADIAN in general.

  • @marielovegrove5085
    @marielovegrove5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Anne Hathaway of world leaders. Lol

  • @jasongooden917
    @jasongooden917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember me my brother and my cousin were watching the Canadian women’s curling in the Olympics and none of us even like curling.

  • @andygill6051
    @andygill6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    CHINESE AND PUNJABI (INDIANS) HAVE BEEN IN BRITISH COLUMBIA FOR OVER 100 YEARS!!!

    • @jesdadotcom
      @jesdadotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay?

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ISaidIt 2 it means we didnt just show up here

  • @louisfreeman9551
    @louisfreeman9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great set

  • @tamivujovic6227
    @tamivujovic6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is Hilarious!!! I'm now a fan!!!

  • @baseheadfitness6062
    @baseheadfitness6062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yet us Canada is doing really fucking shitty and we are in more shit than we have been since the last one..........America is kicking ass right now.......

  • @snowprince3253
    @snowprince3253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Not bad at all and I’m an American lol

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was great, thank you!

  • @kaotik1369
    @kaotik1369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sure, now we have Trudeau while they have Trump. But remember they had Obama and we had Harper.

    • @omemeemom4102
      @omemeemom4102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LOGIBEAR01 ha ha, you have made similar comment on just about every post - the routine must have really bothered you. You did realize that this was a comedy performance? and that people are generally making fun?

    • @alpearson9158
      @alpearson9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmm Harper the one and only Canadian pm to attempt to function outside of the constitution..........might explain a lot , Obama did a great job recovering from the Bush recession...........fact not politics

  • @yes2208
    @yes2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hurry hard ...harder. That's a classic

  • @angriface1603
    @angriface1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think what some people don’t realize is that on that flight, there were probably five or six other Americans looking at that person, going “For real, lady?”

  • @nikkininedoor1480
    @nikkininedoor1480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant!

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To the world,
    You’re welcome.
    Canada

  • @noneofyourbeeswax371
    @noneofyourbeeswax371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love it!

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is good. More asian comedians... specifically chinese ones. Rock on man

  • @SofiaAlbizuri
    @SofiaAlbizuri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “The only thing Canadian about him is that he’s the same color as Kraft Dinner.”
    I’m an American. I know exactly what Kraft Dinner is. And that’s one of the best lines I’ve heard all year

  • @JustForFunzies72
    @JustForFunzies72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As an American who despises the occupant of the White House, I appreciate anyone who makes fun of the Tangerine Wankmaggot.

    • @ryanjhenry2493
      @ryanjhenry2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strange that you would use the term “wank” as an American, since it’s very British slang.

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poemi10304 Not really, the scots came up with some epic nicknames for him and I think this was one of them, some people picked them up.

    • @cincybest
      @cincybest 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Poemi10304 I call him Tangerine Timmy. No matter what you call him he's still a douchebag.

  • @TheBucketofSunshine
    @TheBucketofSunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stan this man

  • @MindWaveShort
    @MindWaveShort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like this 🤣😂👍🏻

  • @christinevr7698
    @christinevr7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s fantastic! So funny

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Both Canada and the USA are great countries.

    • @alexj7440
      @alexj7440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The US is empirically a terrible country

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexj7440 that's why we have millions of people from every corner of the globe wanting to emigrate here, right? 🙄

    • @maxcicchino6894
      @maxcicchino6894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexj7440 keep telling yourself that

  • @dfbofficial220
    @dfbofficial220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why have i not heard of this dude before,this is so good

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    you know America is becoming a joke when a Canadian immigrant makes jokes about them. :p

    • @pop9340
      @pop9340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Huh? Canadians have been making fun of the Us for forever. 100%bs what ya said.

    • @z.deutch1334
      @z.deutch1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even the old Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull mocked Trump.

    • @dragongawdess
      @dragongawdess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @bad bad mc bad Almost every American and Canadian person who considers themselves a citizen is a product of immigration.

    • @pinecone1256
      @pinecone1256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      freaker126 he’s not an immigrant, he was born in Canada. His parents are immigrants.

    • @cc3184
      @cc3184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @bad bad mc bad are you kidding? There are very large numbers of Asian immigrants. Asian immigrants make up 5% of the population in both the US and Canada. Yes please stay out of Canada, you wouldn't want any of our universal healthcare, lack of gun violence, fresh water and natural beauty.

  • @bookwormgirl000
    @bookwormgirl000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this guy is adorable!

  • @420greatestqueen
    @420greatestqueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yay women's curling!

  • @esthernyarugwe3557
    @esthernyarugwe3557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last line was gold and very deep if you really think about it especially now and throughout time America is not great with minorities

  • @mally-kmartty2519
    @mally-kmartty2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I liked it! You go glen coco! & Thx for the laugh

  • @KatieReyna
    @KatieReyna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so funny!

  • @parvez2604
    @parvez2604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally someone without any bad words.

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Canadian kid: Plays road hockey
    American kid: Owns 12-gauge shotgun (legally!)

  • @angelasaunders3558
    @angelasaunders3558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love this .. and I'm American! 🤣🤣

  • @davidedwards3838
    @davidedwards3838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am Canadian and I definitely would have said something.

  • @rowenamacario112
    @rowenamacario112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hurry hard!!! 😂

  • @MANXEONPRINTDISPLAY
    @MANXEONPRINTDISPLAY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, he got me there!!

  • @thewhat531
    @thewhat531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Liked because of the fit of that jacket. Didn't really listen.

    • @william2154
      @william2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is a very fine ass looking man.
      Would love to see him take off that jacket and shirt 👀

    • @bazle64
      @bazle64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your white feelings getting hurt?

    • @aintnolittlegirl9322
      @aintnolittlegirl9322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fit of those jeans ain't bad either.

  • @davem6685
    @davem6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s why Canadians travel to the states for actual and timely healthcare.

    • @alpearson9158
      @alpearson9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is completely unnecessary but if you want to give your money away do so. Stop believing the bs from some

  • @AJ-xm4xc
    @AJ-xm4xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This guy was more nice than funny.

  • @swikaharra
    @swikaharra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would I lose Canadian citizenship if I am only 55% polite ? If I am on a line you cannot pass me unless there's a need for that (senior, pregnant, kid, physical challenged,...) and sometimes I let people with 1or 2 items passes me at grocery stores.

  • @amongbeyo
    @amongbeyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    women's curling, lol! :D

  • @jaytemkar8077
    @jaytemkar8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Canada..from India..

    • @mikeneufield5499
      @mikeneufield5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love India, from Canada .. sorry our PM was maybe a bit too over the top couple yrs ago, but least he tried .. 🙂

  • @dillingersam588
    @dillingersam588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Excellent Jokes
    Toronto
    The Six
    Go Raptors Go
    One Nation
    Canada Rules 😀❤

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Canadian Small Business: Bicycle repair shop, fishing bait shop
    American Small Business: Maw 'n' Paw's Full-Auto Firearms Emporium

  • @harmony331000
    @harmony331000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was hilarious and true! I love being Canadian 😻👍

  • @catharinechen8443
    @catharinechen8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last joke was the best

  • @applehappyx-files2456
    @applehappyx-files2456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    True😂 true 😂 and true😂😂👍🏼

  • @akomocombine3357
    @akomocombine3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    AWESOME!

  • @aintnolittlegirl9322
    @aintnolittlegirl9322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm going to invest in several cases of butthurt cream so I can sell it in comment sections of videos that say anything even slightly negative about the US. I'll be a millionaire in one day.

    • @Alabamahobo
      @Alabamahobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah..he just isnt funny. Norm MacDonald...a Canadian who is actually funny, says telling Trump jokes is what bad comedians do to get cheap laughs from stupid people.

  • @o0OHermioneO0o
    @o0OHermioneO0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't really tell the difference between American patriotism and common nationalism. But I'm Austrian and we and the Germans were taught by the Americans (and their allies) not to be patriotic.

  • @alandgomez5905
    @alandgomez5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damnit he lost the popular vote! It's not our fault! (sobs quietly) Lol funny set though.

    • @Guttergirl61
      @Guttergirl61 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! It sure isn't your fault that you have an idiot running your country!

  • @colebrian7197
    @colebrian7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Difference: Canadians won’t storm their own capital in the name of their president lol, they storm ours(1812 joke btw)

  • @oliviaaykent9153
    @oliviaaykent9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As a french canadian can I just remind everyone that every community has their di**heads and not everyone in the u.s. is abnoxiously patriotic .

    • @ryanjhenry2493
      @ryanjhenry2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True, but this is how we're perceived in most of the world. Patriotic, gun loving, religious zealots who hate gays. As someone stationed in Germany for 4 years and traveled to France where my GF lives, this really is the world view of us.

    • @pdx96
      @pdx96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think also Americans condone overzealous patriotism. Anything less than that, you'll get called a Commie. It's like the McCarthyism hasn't fully left

    • @godisgood1463
      @godisgood1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree! Ppl here in the states are proud of their ethnicity hence using their ethnicity before the American when describing themselves. But he's comedian and honestly I laughed at his jokes. It was all in good fun even though we were the butt of his jokes.😅

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanjhenry2493 basically my country thinks that America has a lot of shit but also there's a lot of great things from it. We never really view your patriotism as a bad, and it it's known that y'all are split of pro/anti lbgt+ y'all are ahead of us on that part

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have nearly as many percentage of the population that's like that. Given that half of our population qualifies, it's justified. We've got too many people that's got a lot of work on themselves they don't want to do

  • @amadeuis1
    @amadeuis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're great!!!

  • @mino3d1
    @mino3d1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny!!!

  • @christophermair3349
    @christophermair3349 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You people have now clue how many times I have said (Canadian) to an unruely crowd. Without loading the firearm.

  • @FerintoshFarmsPhotography
    @FerintoshFarmsPhotography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Na, that is your Canadian side too.

    • @XJLCA
      @XJLCA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ferintosh Farms Photography So true, Canadians are very passive aggressive and preachy and insecure. Note how this guy switched to “being Chinese” for his passive aggressive behaviour to avoid offending sensitive Canadians. I am sorry, that doesn’t make any sense.

  • @ottovonbismarck8460
    @ottovonbismarck8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess I’m Americanly patriotic about Canada

  • @jedison2441
    @jedison2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Justin Trudeau was very similar to Obama. Says a lot of the right thing but doesn't deliver on it. In order to find Canada's Trump look no further than Doug Ford.

    • @bestofthebest2148
      @bestofthebest2148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Doug Ford.

    • @reganlundstrom7046
      @reganlundstrom7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cleanish Slate also the people who voted for to dumb

    • @komfykoala6083
      @komfykoala6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% agree on the Trudeau/Obama part. I don't know much about Doug Ford other than the fact that his brother was mayor of Toronto and smoked crack.

    • @lee48lee68
      @lee48lee68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jedison-I didn’t vote for Doug Ford but he’s nothing like trump. He resembles trump but his political ideology is completely different. Ford implemented and enforced social distancing and made sure people were paid so their families wouldn’t needlessly suffer. Even people who don’t agree with him politically are backing him. 🇨🇦

    • @alpearson9158
      @alpearson9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah trump lite. will likely not survive politically much longer

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Canadian Christmas Gift: Bottle of nice booze
    American Christmas Gift: Huge box of milsurp ammo

  • @Suce.
    @Suce. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m from Montreal Canada 🇨🇦

    • @tdawg713
      @tdawg713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for answering a long standing question.

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an American, this was fucking hilarious.