Prison Simulator

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  • You're going to jail and there's nothing you can do about it
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    Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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    Edited By: / @aliceandchill

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5381

    Should I be good cop or bad cop?

    • @gabelol8399
      @gabelol8399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Bad

    • @saiyyedkaif5768
      @saiyyedkaif5768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Depends on the situation

    • @Slixxeredits
      @Slixxeredits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Bad cop Jackyboi?

    • @deanbartley5081
      @deanbartley5081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Uranus is massive"
      "Sean 2021"

    • @Sanabel10
      @Sanabel10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jack can you play the rest of the card game Inscryption already ?
      Feels like decades now. Been waiting for you to play the next part.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6798

    Jack's Southern accent is even better than most Southern people I actually know irl

    • @Adam-to8ww
      @Adam-to8ww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      The fact you know anyone irl is hard to believe

    • @alecte_
      @alecte_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Them people arnt southern then lol

    • @lyrisio
      @lyrisio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They aren't southern then. Lol

    • @quintonfrederic1149
      @quintonfrederic1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah go down south. We're a different breed lol

    • @saburoolkeriil6042
      @saburoolkeriil6042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no cap😂

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    Jack, for an irishman, that was a REALLY good southern accent. Not everybody in the south will talk like that, but a lot of people come close and the more into the countryside you get the more you start to hear that. Freakin' spot on, man. I can do a kind-of Irish accent, but I have no idea what region of Ireland it would be from. My Edinburgh Scottish accent is pretty good, though.

    • @SnorticusClavicus
      @SnorticusClavicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ehh 4/10

    • @Pengtropica
      @Pengtropica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He’s literally Arthur Morgan in the beginning it’s so good

    • @justarandomartist
      @justarandomartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's pretty good coming from a person with a strong contry accent.

    • @belhachemiibrahime5075
      @belhachemiibrahime5075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love it

    • @TrixiVR
      @TrixiVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

  • @TheMaiaDriscol
    @TheMaiaDriscol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4225

    Jack may be Irish, but his enthusiasm for shooting things is entirely American.

    • @brittanypanda9348
      @brittanypanda9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I hate how right you are.

    • @fishcakes5626
      @fishcakes5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol he finally gets to play out his Irish cop fantasy

    • @abebuenodemesquita8111
      @abebuenodemesquita8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *texan

    • @brittanypanda9348
      @brittanypanda9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abebuenodemesquita8111 Florida too though

    • @abebuenodemesquita8111
      @abebuenodemesquita8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brittanypanda9348 nah florida is crazy shit in general whereas texas is just GUNS GUNS GUNS

  • @flykecalaza1257
    @flykecalaza1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Jack honestly is a great voice actor. I would love seeing him in huge projects, as long as he isn't Mario

  • @klingewolf6220
    @klingewolf6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    Was hoping Jack would play this. Haven’t even watched a single second of the video and my day’s already better.

    • @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452
      @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was hoping jack will quit because I am better

    • @LICHTinc
      @LICHTinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Caution: two low lives have entered the chat....
      Edit: I wasn't talking about klingewolf. There was an another comment above this one, ig he/she deleted it.

    • @RabbitsFunWorld
      @RabbitsFunWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Caution: two low lives will be reported in this chat

    • @caise7899
      @caise7899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many subscribers can I get from this comment?
      Current 976
      Fun fact, I'm not a bot. My friends dared me to hit 1k

    • @Stanos_1
      @Stanos_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@caise7899 Fun fact, you've been reported.

  • @Haunted_Gallows
    @Haunted_Gallows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    Jack had power for .0003 seconds and became exactly what is wrong with the American prison system lmao

    • @sarahmarie7140
      @sarahmarie7140 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ikr got mad standford prison experiment vibes from him

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Leave America then
      They can't arrest you if you just leave

    • @blushxangel6953
      @blushxangel6953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AxiEisa not to start an argument or anything but thats genuinely such stupid logic. Some people simply cannot leave america so immediately fails your argument. Secondly, leaving wouldn't fix the problem. It would still exist.

  • @tiff6682
    @tiff6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    jack getting sad when realizing he’s a cop instead of a prisoner is everything 😭

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@lunex7857 then why does he have millions of subscribers and you don't?

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lunex7857 and why are you spamming that you are soo much better? Superiority complex maybe? Or are you just another bot I think that’s very likely

    • @irish9627
      @irish9627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially considering the intro

    • @JasonBason
      @JasonBason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AltF-io3dy its a bot dw

  • @YoitzSpirit
    @YoitzSpirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I love how Jack went through all that effort of doing the intro as a prisoner then when he gets into the game he was like *ohhh I'm a guarddd.* I found that amazing 😂🤣

  • @nirvanavivienne5800
    @nirvanavivienne5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    fun fact: the southern accent is actually jack’s natural one and he’s been lying to us about being irish this entire time!

    • @DonjiroGodma
      @DonjiroGodma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Lite Cosmo bro.🤨

    • @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452
      @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fun fact: jack is cringe and has no father i am better

    • @wartygourd
      @wartygourd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he's fooled us yet again, that rapscallion!

    • @Sydney_Angelyt
      @Sydney_Angelyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 if you were better, you wouldn’t joke about his dad who did nothing to you

    • @Ripdonut
      @Ripdonut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Lite Cosmo funny how your dad obviously left you

  • @illibrium4590
    @illibrium4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    What I love about the accent discussion is that it appears no one knows the US southern accent evolved from Scot-Irish and English accents. It makes sense that someone from Ireland would be able to pull off a reasonably good US Southern accent.

    • @illibrium4590
      @illibrium4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Insomnia_Gaming Might be, lol. Lots of people in the southern US have Irish roots. New York was not the only place Irish immigrants settled.

    • @Copper.Mage...
      @Copper.Mage... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeahh

    • @Idonotseeafatherinyourcontacts
      @Idonotseeafatherinyourcontacts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunex7857 No, no it is not.

    • @mtlnascarfan
      @mtlnascarfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That explains why I can pull of a very good southern accent.
      I'm from Montreal Canada but born of Irish/Scottish descent.

    • @flow3rw0rk12
      @flow3rw0rk12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mtlnascarfan do you have a scottish/irish accent?

  • @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat
    @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    “This is Richard Hall! If you call him Dick, you will be punished!”
    Jack you're the greatest🤣

    • @mtlnascarfan
      @mtlnascarfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry...I don't know Dick Hall. (dick all) LOL

    • @gachacherriemasu-quie3183
      @gachacherriemasu-quie3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe...Dick.

    • @shadow_glitchy_cosplays
      @shadow_glitchy_cosplays ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But jack did- you know what? Doesn't matter

    • @Savanna-K-W
      @Savanna-K-W ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But yet Jack called him dick

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If I call you by HP lovecrafts cats REAL NAME
      I will become
      Race ist

  • @CallishaMarie
    @CallishaMarie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    Jack: “I just do the work, I don’t think about the work.”
    Everyone: truer words have never been spoken…

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (During orientation): "All right, you're going to be inspecting components of pacemakers and insulin pumps under a microscope in a clean room. Forty yards behind you there are storage tanks for Hydrofluoric Acid, industrial grade organic Peroxides, Phosphine, Fluorine, Chlorine, Diborane, Ammonia and a number of other nasty things that can kill you in seconds if you're directly exposed in this enclosed lab. Don't mind the alarms that go off about every month. Now get to work, microscope monkey!"
      Me: "Hehe! I'm in danger!"

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hey, Callie, ignore the user with the inappropriate name with the blue S pfp, just plz report them for spam bc their hate speech needs to go

    • @Pengtropica
      @Pengtropica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tristenbailey8442 what do you mean it gets old after a few months? It was always a horrible thing, they’re literally making fun of Seán’s dad dying

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pengtropica ok, look, i worded it wrong, alright? I know it's awful to do, and technically, since it's awful to do and handfuls have been doing it even still, it has gotten old hearing their trolling; even when you think it stopped, a video or two later, they're back

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pengtropica there, I edited it to say more of a truth

  • @w4pz859
    @w4pz859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    "mom can we have Standford Prison Experiment?"
    "honey, we have Standford Prison Experiment at home."
    Standford Prison Experiment at home:

  • @bradenpollock6952
    @bradenpollock6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Sean: "What happened to you!"
    *You beat him to death, Sean*

  • @punnup3452
    @punnup3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I love how Jack got confused at the end with the presidential pardon and denied the request for prostitutes for the prisoners because the president didn't say it was okay

  • @Elizmakeezer
    @Elizmakeezer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Jack: the world is a safer place with me in it
    Me: flashbacks of Jack blowing up houses

  • @eminebaert2568
    @eminebaert2568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    i love that as he was checking the documents i was like "this makes me think about papers please, good game" and then he immediately goes "WELCOME TO ARSTOTSKA"

  • @donnie8900
    @donnie8900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Jack barely a minute in: “wassup, P I G” lmaooo

    • @shadowraptors1132
      @shadowraptors1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed soooo hard

    • @SevereNightmares
      @SevereNightmares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Konxovar0 Just ignore them and report them, they just want a reaction.

    • @chrisarlo6161
      @chrisarlo6161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SevereNightmares he’s not mad. Why would u report that

    • @moon-shrimpy
      @moon-shrimpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chrisarlo6161 because it’s hate and spam. it’s disgusting, why wouldn’t you report it?

    • @chrisarlo6161
      @chrisarlo6161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moon-shrimpy never mind I see what u mean I’m sorru

  • @lilpoet
    @lilpoet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “Be good or Imma have to slap you with the entire justice system”
    Best jacksepticeye quote😂😂😂

    • @beamless.4917
      @beamless.4917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunex7857 Guess what, he had a lot of subs and just you have one crumb as a person to sub your sub count, reported!

  • @draconiarose
    @draconiarose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I just do the work, I don't think about the work" is a perfect condemnation of the prison system

  • @coopersumrall8015
    @coopersumrall8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I'm so stoked that you're doing more playthroughs again, they're so fun to watch dude!

    • @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452
      @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was stoked when Jack took a break, he needs permanent break because he is cringe and I am better

    • @brittred5588
      @brittred5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree he is the funniest 😆 i think he makes even the most boring games into fun ones.

    • @somerandomgirlwithafrenchm3815
      @somerandomgirlwithafrenchm3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sentence was so…American

  • @cindylilies
    @cindylilies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    jack saying that he doesn't know how he feels about the power going to his head so quickly reminded me of the stanford prison experiment

    • @dat1genius838
      @dat1genius838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oop, I wonder what the experiment would been like if he'd been there. Someone outta make a game based off of it 🤔😲

    • @dat1genius838
      @dat1genius838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunex7857 🤡

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mentioning the stanford prison experiment reminded me of abu ghraib prison 😕

    • @marshallkili7774
      @marshallkili7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god...there's a whole show on NETFLIX... and we watched it in my psychology class back in high school 😭

  • @mumiene1
    @mumiene1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I like how jack just instinctively talks in an american accent when he talks to the prisoners

  • @malcolmpotgieter
    @malcolmpotgieter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That "Glory to arstotzka, greatest country mother proud" brought back some lovely memories😭😭😭

    • @mr.goatperson
      @mr.goatperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the next nostalgia week he'll do hopefully in the end of this year will bring back even more memories

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    This was a Certified "Locked up by Sean" Classic

  • @yuanbautista6887
    @yuanbautista6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jack's videos bring comfort to me right now, had a broken relationship and here I am watching Jack's videos to ease up the pain love you jack! Been a follower since 2014

  • @jessiejackson2259
    @jessiejackson2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "I've been sent to jail for being too damn good-lookin'"
    Sounds legit

    • @jessiejackson2259
      @jessiejackson2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @sexx disgusting behavior from a sad little person. I hope you have the day you deserve.

    • @brittred5588
      @brittred5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessiejackson2259 its a bot, i just report them.

    • @jessiejackson2259
      @jessiejackson2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brittred5588 ooh what an awful bot. That's so horrible.

    • @brittred5588
      @brittred5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessiejackson2259 i know right its freging terrible. I report them when i see it. But they comment on almost everyone's comments.

    • @brittred5588
      @brittred5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @sexx well you are about to lose your account either way for bullying and harrassement.

  • @ThePizzaDevourer
    @ThePizzaDevourer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I nearly died when jack called the guard a pig only to realize he too was a guard

  • @Shawna94727
    @Shawna94727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    as an actual corrections officer I found this to be absolutely hilarious. if only the prisoners actually talked in mumbled nonsense lol

    • @emtee7138
      @emtee7138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Hey John, how's your new outfit fitting you?"
      "Hauhhummuahuh"

    • @LtRiflez
      @LtRiflez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Instead all we get is “hey CO I need toilet paper”

    • @nomiedezdez9256
      @nomiedezdez9256 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LtRiflezpoor you sounds really tough 😢😢

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “You’ve finally been caught”
    Given all the bad things I’ve done to people in 100s of different games. I’m probably considered a War criminal and probably on everyones most wanted list.

  • @RivkahSong
    @RivkahSong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love that even when Jack tries to do a "southern" accent he still sounds vaguely Irish lol. Also that when he tries to go southern he apparently wants to do ALL the American accents because he sounds like he's smearing his voice all over the midwest/southern divide. And who else is completely unsurprised that when given power Jack immediately starts abusing it? 🤣

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just wait until he learns a true Texan accent! All hell will break loose😂😂😂

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering that his natural accent is as far from a Southern accent as possible, it's actually pretty good, lol.
      Although, I have to say, as someone from the Deep South (from Georgia), most people don't even have a stereotypical Southern accent around here anymore. It really IS predominantly the default Midwestern accent, but just with a slight twang to it. You have to go more towards Alabama or the Carolinas for a real Southern accent to become more common, because Georgia has pretty much just decided to cut itself out of the South at this point, lol. All the surrounding states are still the authentic South, but Georgia wants to be the North really bad. At least, Atlanta and the surrounding regions do.

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Soleilune1995 lol I'm from Appalachia myself and these mountains are FULL of really thick southern accents.
      I've not been to Georgia in years but I know how proud the state is of being a business center so I can definitely see them trying to push their southern roots under the rug to look cool for the northerners lol. Sounds sad to me, though. I've never really been ashamed of my accent, regardless of how thick it is. In parts of Florida I've been to I noticed they no longer seem to have a southern accent, either. All the elderly northerners moving down there, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @saikouamvs
    @saikouamvs ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i met a guy that used to be a prison guard for 15 years, a really good dude. the things he saw in there nearly broke him. he told me that this game was making him feel like he was back working in that prison.

  • @gunbeast4658
    @gunbeast4658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Jack: I’ve been to prison many times in my life
    Also jack: OH IM A POLICE OFFICER!!!

  • @eiji862
    @eiji862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    What makes me laugh the most is Jack isn’t an actor like Tom Holland or Robert Pattinson and yet like those two who aren’t from America he can put on a more convincing western southern draw accent than many American actors. Kinda funny to me.

    • @iancenteno3387
      @iancenteno3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone dislike

    • @StephenMooreOfficial
      @StephenMooreOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that you call Robert Pattinson an actor is what's funny. Also I'm from Texas so I kinda know a thing or 2 about southern drawls. He does an okay job. Can tell he's not a true southerner tho.

    • @StopCallingMeShirley1180
      @StopCallingMeShirley1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StephenMooreOfficial Kinda curious what you’ve seen Pattinson in.

    • @StephenMooreOfficial
      @StephenMooreOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StopCallingMeShirley1180 twilight. Harry Potter. He's a garbage actor imo.

    • @HumanoidAtom
      @HumanoidAtom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@StephenMooreOfficial You're judging him in his self-proclaimed worse roles. Watch some more of his smaller movies, He's an amazing actor

  • @howdy4517
    @howdy4517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I DONT CARE IF YOUR TAKIN A TURD ON A TUESDAY.”

  • @RandomPersonProbably
    @RandomPersonProbably 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Man Jack really took the “THROW THE BOOK AT EM” line to a new level

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunex7857 Ya missed a couple of comments bot lol

    • @jacobde2000
      @jacobde2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      jacksepticeye are you gonna play the new god of war game god of war ragnarok that might be coming out in the next 2 months (2022) can you please ? i wanna see it

    • @Copper.Mage...
      @Copper.Mage... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A new level.

  • @NickyDee86
    @NickyDee86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Omg i die everytime Jack does the southern american accent, ITS SO GOOD.

  • @noobnoman4407
    @noobnoman4407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Desk is on fire and pleading for help
    Jack: let me tell you about when I decided to in trouble with the law...

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That one prisoner who was already sat on the toilet but purposefully stood up to urinate scares me.
    What do you think he's in for? *I bet it's something really bad like tax fraud or boating without a license.*

    • @maybyCadyV
      @maybyCadyV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or jaywalking...

  • @303elliott
    @303elliott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    It really feels like you've gotten back into the swing of things again. I hope that means you're doing well mentally and physically again, which is wonderful. Thanks for providing us with comedic content again Sean, we love ya bud! NOW GIT OUTTA THAT CELL

    • @gamer-ph5on
      @gamer-ph5on 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunex7857 shut up lol, u have 1 sub

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember, kids, every time that Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa has to kill an elf

  • @ZakeDaCake
    @ZakeDaCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I think that Jack took the pickup line, "if good looks were a crime, then you'd be guilty as charged," a bit too seriously

  • @sessho621
    @sessho621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how creative Seán is. the intros are so entertained and fresh.

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunex7857 how many subs and views do you have?

    • @mr.goatperson
      @mr.goatperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TH-camSupportSucks they're a troll don't pay any attention to them, they don't even have any videos.
      Nevermind they have one

    • @sessho621
      @sessho621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TH-camSupportSucks leave him/her/they bitter and alone ... His/her/they comment is irrelevant and not worth of attention

  • @amr2002amrTM
    @amr2002amrTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way they start fires out of nothing and the way they just stand there doing nothing while almost getting caught on fire is so much like the ai in the sims.

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!" (15:18)
    The moment I saw stamp, I just knew he was gonna say this.

    • @temarinara77
      @temarinara77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol why is the papers please sound there

  • @kayliegross9278
    @kayliegross9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love how jack automatically went to a southern accent because he thought he was a prisoner 🤣🤣

    • @milliesmith5909
      @milliesmith5909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lunex7857 the amount of time you’ve commented this is sad bro

  • @raiku6518
    @raiku6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:35, well so much for that opening introduction about being a prisoner.

  • @mr.maxywaxy1536
    @mr.maxywaxy1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "I've been sent to jail for being too damn good looking. Too damn handsome the police want me off the streets, I get it, can't have someone with a face like this going around. Distracts the world from what's supposed to happen..." you tell them Sean, I've been watching your channel for about 5 years now. And damn you look smexy, heck I've even started wear man buns!

  • @raqrhndfhtsgk
    @raqrhndfhtsgk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It's scary how realistic Jack's Southern Accent is

  • @dabestgamronyoutube2647
    @dabestgamronyoutube2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “do I play the straight man or watch the world burn?” I can say from experience that this man has described the gay experience

  • @notdylancolley
    @notdylancolley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dude, Sean could be a voice actor for Red Dead Redemption.

  • @TheDCAUgothic
    @TheDCAUgothic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Jack: "What's up, pig?!"
    Me: * casually eating pork * 😳

  • @captaincaptain2128
    @captaincaptain2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:45
    Jack: Nice picture.
    Me: There's a hole on the other side of that.

  • @hunterbreech9889
    @hunterbreech9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack saying “what’s up? workin hard or hardly workin” as he passed that security guard was the closest thing to American I’ve seen in awhile

  • @declancowell2340
    @declancowell2340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    74 thousand views and its not even up an hour yet can't believe how this channel has progressed over the past 9 year I've been watching since before 1000 thousand subs. Absolutely amazing well done Jack 👏 so proud to be a fan right now.

  • @SpreDaSprug
    @SpreDaSprug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Inmate pooping: im kinda busy
    Jack: IDC IF UR TAKING A TURD ON A TUESDAY I WANT YOU IN ROLE CALL

  • @CarterDoesStuff73
    @CarterDoesStuff73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a southerner I give Sean’s southern accent a 11/10 👍🏻

  • @valntyne_
    @valntyne_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    sean at 3:49 : "hans is still stuck in the my chemical romance era"
    me whos been stuck in that era since like 2009: 🧍

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same but I only found them in like 2017-18 so-

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:14 - BTW that's a reference to Stephen King's The Green Mile, the famous prison book (and later movie) 😀

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Time to re-record the intro then hehe

  • @TheLeondude
    @TheLeondude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Am I the only one who expected Jack to say "it's high noon" during the intro for this vid? 😋

  • @monkeymaddness3705
    @monkeymaddness3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack: please don’t come near me I’m scared
    Prisoner: you have a handgun a stick pepper spray handcuffs rifle

  • @leoberg7418
    @leoberg7418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “It’s like the escapist!”
    No it’s like prison🤗

  • @ArianetteV2
    @ArianetteV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    21:31 "They're not even gonna know what hit them... until I HIT THEM" Favorite quote of the video

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Why are you all pooping?!”
    …he really does know us all so well doesn’t he! What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:50
    "I don't know what to feel about all this power going into my head so quickly"
    Don't worry, every newbie prison guard feels doubt at least once, it will go after awhile

    • @Copper.Mage...
      @Copper.Mage... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahh

    • @user-rp9cu2oc4k
      @user-rp9cu2oc4k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Copper.Mage... are you replying to every comment you see?

  • @zegodor3985
    @zegodor3985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:06 "Do I play the straight man...Or do I make this place burn to the ground?" -Sean, 2021

  • @adasprakapas787
    @adasprakapas787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:18 when nostalgia hits miss that game

  • @thatguysky99
    @thatguysky99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:05 "Remember, switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading."

    • @thatguysky99
      @thatguysky99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunex7857 who are you? THATS RIGHT NOBODY CARES STFU

  • @craftyartist6091
    @craftyartist6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Jack: My mom used to time me running up and down the stairs. We didn't even have stairs!
    Me: *processing* wait-

    • @pinklady549
      @pinklady549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand help

    • @Copper.Mage...
      @Copper.Mage... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold up- *WAIT A MINUTE*

    • @saraberra4953
      @saraberra4953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo wait I don’t get it😭😭

    • @laurentoren
      @laurentoren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does this meannnn

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imma need this explaining bro

  • @alococuccoyo6103
    @alococuccoyo6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hear me out: Jack as the prison warden, Danny and Arin as convicts.

  • @Connors_V0ice
    @Connors_V0ice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    What if it wasn’t even a game. This was jacks way of telling us he’s in prison now. 😂

    • @caise7899
      @caise7899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How many subscribers can I get from this comment?
      Current 976
      Fun fact, I'm not a bot. My friends dared me to hit 1k

    • @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452
      @iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we don't remember asking about you, we all know this yt bad and I exposed them check my name

    • @zzombie2232
      @zzombie2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caise7899 no one cares

    • @theguppyshrimpx5777
      @theguppyshrimpx5777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caise7899 none

    • @w1ld415
      @w1ld415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lite Cosmo just shut up Cus it isn’t funny

  • @quicksilver8122
    @quicksilver8122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Narrator: and here we see Seàn getting quickly sucked into his role as Guard in "Stanford Prison Experiment: THE GAME"

  • @squiddyhs
    @squiddyhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Stephanie Queen book "The Blue Mile" at 7:09 is an Easter egg for Stephen King having written "The Green Mile" which was set in a prison, too. Love little details like that.

  • @arabella3637
    @arabella3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never had this big of a reminder of my daddy in years. But that intro was crazy, it reminded me of all the crazy stories he told me to make me laugh. Such as the time he told me he saw monkeys swinging through the trees here in Kentucky. I miss that crazy man so much, thank you for the happy memories Jack. Btw this vid is awesome and funny. 😊😊😊

  • @kyronliu5190
    @kyronliu5190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:18 i did not think i’d ever hear this magnificence of a statement again

  • @thedragonslayer7294
    @thedragonslayer7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If I ever make a TV show with a character that has a Southern Accent, I’ll give you a call.

  • @epiktime3320
    @epiktime3320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jack: "put a shirt on your distracting me"
    Me: NOW WAIT A MINUTE

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Jack: You guys REALLY love pooping.
    Me: They all must be related to Arin.

  • @poepoemspwnposers
    @poepoemspwnposers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i refuse to let jacks mcr refence go unnoticed

  • @its-really-mj
    @its-really-mj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    jack thank you for bringing me enjoyment over the last 9 years. i don't know where i would be without you. i always look forward to your videos and when you're taking a break i rewatch your old videos. you seriously have made my life better. thank you for building such an amazing community. i am forever grateful for you.

  • @randominternetguy3537
    @randominternetguy3537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how they let the prisoners have the canned food, with the sharp metal lids, but not drugas

  • @chilly_coldplace
    @chilly_coldplace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “stealing a purebred dog”
    “stealing a purebred dog”
    “dog cruelty”
    “GENOCIDE” 💀😳

  • @oscardiss4669
    @oscardiss4669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The accent at the begging. his Irish accent came through all at the right spots which made it sound more southern/western😂

  • @kylekitaguchi6237
    @kylekitaguchi6237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like he immediately slipped back into “semper fi” “oorah!” Jason voice from House of Ashes lol

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I like how Sean plays a game about prison and instantly does a southern accent

  • @KlayTitan
    @KlayTitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the fact that you clean the MP5 with a fully loaded magazine in this game triggers me greatly

  • @clorox1bl3achu
    @clorox1bl3achu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This game is sooooo good. Its all the games hes played into one. papers please, house flipper. And powerwash simulator. What a sick game

  • @andrewlyles3628
    @andrewlyles3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jack: Is Irish
    Also Jack: Does better cowboy impression than actual American me

  • @phantazy1095
    @phantazy1095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack, at 10:00 you should have made them sing "I want it that way" by Backstreet Boys

  • @Iseeyourn
    @Iseeyourn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:10 ”the world is a safer place with me innit” is no joke what i heard. I was like i can get used to bri’ish jack. Then i realised.

  • @Saturn_The_God
    @Saturn_The_God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack at 18:25 : "This is like playing that game I put furniture together!"
    Me: " Video game IKEA..?"

  • @MythrodakTV
    @MythrodakTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Easiest game of my life

    • @gavin0composer
      @gavin0composer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      of course

    • @CALIBUR-z7l
      @CALIBUR-z7l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didnt expect you to be here

    • @eye_in_a_bottle
      @eye_in_a_bottle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hate it when the warden chunk bans me smh

    • @hollowjack
      @hollowjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course it'd be easy for you, but how about try to escape it, but irl

  • @dreeg1896
    @dreeg1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That intro reminded me of “I’ve thatched a thousand roofs, but do they call me the roof thatcher? No.
    But you fuck ONE GOAT”

  • @paytontucker2092
    @paytontucker2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you sm for this video. i’m from mayfield, ky and i’ve been watching your videos late at night when i’m not sure what to feel. everything around me is in chaos, i have no power, and we’ve been put on a curfew. we can barely make it out of our own street but your videos have helped keep my thoughts at bay. thank you.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Am I the only one who thinks Seán would've made a perfect voice actor for Red Dead Redemption?

  • @harrypeter1869
    @harrypeter1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how jack said welcome to prison like he’s doing a vlog

  • @cicerothenekoknightplaysall
    @cicerothenekoknightplaysall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jack brings the law around these parts of youtube

  • @tabife
    @tabife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like jack has been practicing his southern accent