im going to make a jiggy dope fresh beat for you two. well, three. the three of you until your little butt nugget is born then its back to the two of you. ok im done peace.
"I can't believe you're my son, I just can't. You came out of my womb, and you love two things: caca and blood. That has nothing to do with me." - Charro 2018 @ 40:45
Daylyt and I bumped into each other in a bathroom doorway in Toronto last year, he said "excuse me cuz". Most polite gangsta I've ever *literally* ran into.
Do people think that’s how this stuff works? Just a matter of having legendary comics come through just cause? Their close friends maybe, but this stuff is generally a business arrangement. Most people only come through any show, because they have something they are promoting.
digitalsmithy Is he on a press tour? I haven’t seen him promoting the show anywhere. They can’t just have him come through. They could put a word out maybe, but he doesn’t seem to do much press as it is, so that seems fairly unlikely to happen. Would be cool though. I think about the only podcast I’ve ever seen him do is Adam Corollas, for some reason.
I still don't necessarily think he should come on the show per se I was just sayin'. It doesn't come out for a couple more months so we'll see. Colin McRae 2 ftw
What was that moving white dot at 1:42:17?? The first thing that came to mind was the ghost they were joking about when Nikki's chair started going down. LOL
So weird that they didn’t know Michael McIntyre. I knew who they meant right away. He’s so fckn funny. Look up his standup about the dentist. I died. Belly cramp laughing.
Can't wait for the new Segura to get here; imagine the comedic DNA those boys have! I'd love to be a fly on the wall around the Segura dinner table in about 15 years!
"Just be weird, and shut the fuck up about it." Best quote I think I may have ever had the privilege to hear, especially in this climate. I'm 100% putting this on a tee if you mommies don't.
There seems to be quite a big disconnect between American and British comedians, like they both seem to be ignorant of each other, its weird how there isn't the same divide in like acting or music
Oh shit! I hope Tom calls his mom on the show waaaay more often. That was fuckin' awesome. New regular segment should be Tom's mom reviewing movies. Too good.
is there a ghost at the mommies house? what was up with that white ball jumping from tom's hand at 1:42:15, its almost like the ghost was showing tom that he has no neuropathy at all.
Nikki is my dream girl. Doesn't get any better. Great for her for waking up and the stopping smoking and drinking are some of the hardest things to do. Drinking, have lost a bunch of friends and family to that shit. Mad respect. So beautiful.
Oh my god Tommy,I love the phone call with your mom,it reminded me of my mom so much,im 41 my moms 63,she's hispanic and says the same shit your mom says haha,thank you for sharing that
Nikki, from one mommy to another, I think your man problems come from men not wanting you to later joke about your experiences with them on stage. If you’re a good story teller or even just too open and honest, people will know who you are talking about. Bad relationships or bad dates that get talked about nowadays can be grounds for guys losing their job or work, and they don’t want to risk that. That’s why they make out with you, but don’t sleep with you. They leave the situation knowing that you were into them, and not leaving with you talking shit about a comic you hooked up with. Just one mommy’s opinion. Thanks jeans
This episode really is jam-packed. Hope you mommies enjoy it as much as we did!
YourMomsHousePodcast I feel you
YourMomsHousePodcast fuck!!!!, you guys are doing good
this episode gave me neuropathy issues
im going to make a jiggy dope fresh beat for you two. well, three. the three of you until your little butt nugget is born then its back to the two of you. ok im done peace.
YourMomsHousePodcast ted and Cristin are great.. burnt chrylers is the fattest comic in the world... #bikes
During the phone call when Long Neck said "you feel me?" i wanted SO BADLY for Tom to say "Nah I don't feel you, but go on."
Girlish Goat I knew I wasn’t the only one!!!
Mom the
Missed opportunity lol
Theo’s cousin
Was it ever debunked that he’s related to Theo Von?
"I can't believe you're my son, I just can't. You came out of my womb, and you love two things: caca and blood. That has nothing to do with me." - Charro 2018 @ 40:45
Francisco Barroso And I read it in her accent! Keep it high n tight 👖
HOLY SHIT I just organically read this right as it occured in the episode. What a fucking moment.
Thank you for putting a timestamp with your quote! Always appreciated!
Christina calling a rap a battle a "freestyle race" 🤣🤣
lmao
"They wear purple, cause they're the grapes. It's their team."
Get Theo Von on here.
Get that hitttta, ONWARD
No he is a douche
RamblinAround I really have no clue why it hasn't happened already... I expected it during the Louisiana debacle but never happened.
That guy loses me. I don't get him
Jay Money nuh, you are.
Flint water really did a number on the poor kid
Lol
Years later he still got no clean water
Long neck can’t gain any weight because last years dinner is still traveling to his stomach!
Johnpaul Haughey 😂😂😂
His body produces nothing but length.
Johnpaul yac
"Can you tell me how much shit we're talking about?" Best quote of the episode.
She pretty, but she buff you feel me?
I dont feel you.... But go on
Lmao
Daddy Long neck seems like a cool ass guy,. respect!
XymXir respeck!!
He probably has brain damage from lead poisoning. Their water is a sad situation.
Respek the nek
This guy was great! Mad respect.
unun septium every city with lead pipes will face flints problem eventually . Only a matter of time. Invest now and save your city the headache.
Mommy Christine said
“...N U T E L L A...”
I was dying!
This episode was amazing!
"Glaze her? I just met her."
- Jeff Ross
The closed captioning for the longneck conversation was hilarious I highly suggest everyone watch that segment with closed captioning
More mama segura please - she’s awesome
Tom's dad: "OK, well... Wasn't a lot of romance in this one buddy."
Me: Unable to breathe.
Top Dog 4L. RIP
@@Cruzaman4040 🐶❤
Holy shit shoutout to Daylyt LMAO
BEDCORN when does the topic come up?
Blake Hansen 4:25
Daylyt 3-0
BEDCORN yea I wasn’t expecting that lol
Daylyt and I bumped into each other in a bathroom doorway in Toronto last year, he said "excuse me cuz". Most polite gangsta I've ever *literally* ran into.
Mommy tina during long neck section 😂😂
MTB435, yeah that was kinda me too... 😐
The phone call with long neck made it feel like old school YMH!
Tom- "Can You Tell Me How much Shit we are talking about?" LMFBO!!!!!!
Oh my God..I love this conversation with his mom. "I can't believe you're my son".
How about having Norm MacDonald come through?
mmm it would probably work but he is on another level.
Do people think that’s how this stuff works? Just a matter of having legendary comics come through just cause? Their close friends maybe, but this stuff is generally a business arrangement. Most people only come through any show, because they have something they are promoting.
He has a new show on Netflix coming out....
digitalsmithy Is he on a press tour? I haven’t seen him promoting the show anywhere. They can’t just have him come through. They could put a word out maybe, but he doesn’t seem to do much press as it is, so that seems fairly unlikely to happen. Would be cool though. I think about the only podcast I’ve ever seen him do is Adam Corollas, for some reason.
I still don't necessarily think he should come on the show per se I was just sayin'. It doesn't come out for a couple more months so we'll see.
Colin McRae 2 ftw
his mom didn't know sicario "2" had a "first one"? hahah
I laughed so hard when the main mommy said she was alpha lol
Being a blow hard makes you alpha af bro
Tyler Novak “I am alpha as fuck!” Then proceeds to be terrified to make a phone call for someone is 5’3’’ and has a huge neck.
Mommy Jean's reaction to long neck is hilarious xD
Dear lord thank you. As a veteran I dont sleep much. This is goin to be dope!!!
wear jeans to bed my friend, we'll keep you high and tight
dezaren this reply is so awesome for multiple reasons lolol
You feel me
indica brownies
My sister is veterinarian too. She's used to patients dying by now though. No stress problems. It will get better.
Charro is so naturally funny. I was wiping away tears because I've had a similar conversation with my abuelita.
Christina's face wanted nothing to do with daddy long neck lol
Tom face when Nikki says "How are his daughters coping?"
christina is about to EXPLODE baby everywhere!!!
A whole white baby breh
What was that moving white dot at 1:42:17?? The first thing that came to mind was the ghost they were joking about when Nikki's chair started going down. LOL
Michael McIntrye is the name of the comedian you are looking for - LOVE THIS EPISODE :)
The most unfunny fuck in England. Only started doing arenas because he sucked off every talent agent at the BBC.
Jimmy Carr was in the class a year after theirs.
My husband and I say the same thing about picture taking! "Go search for the image on Google!" Hahaha
I can tell you why "The Baguette" doesn't want to smash. He stuffs his underwear, and he doesn't want Nikki to tell her friends.
Man that daddy long neck clip was brutal xD
Put respect on my neck.
Jr Montoya respeck*
Boomshak987. 100% Put some respeck on my neck.. ! Try it out..
christina's face at 30:33 is priceless and wholly accurate
"Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.."
Knight dammit
1:08:00 eugh :P
Its just like, literally like...
Oh no, she is one of those! I am not that far in to the show yet, but now mentally preparing myself for the onslaught.
thanks now thats all i hear
Christine’s face at 27:41 😂😂😂
Have your parents on more Tom
So weird that they didn’t know Michael McIntyre. I knew who they meant right away. He’s so fckn funny. Look up his standup about the dentist. I died. Belly cramp laughing.
Never seen this podcast before i love it, well done guys it's brilliant...
Charro’s Shinning Path reference. I knew going to college would come in handy one day.
Tom's Mom Is really funny!
the moment when christina comes back and sits down xD and is exhausted by it. its the most hilarious thing
Guest at 45:40
Ends at 45:39
Did anyone else see Tom's face at 56:58? LMAO!
👖High and Tight.
Loved this episode soooo much!! Charo needs to be on more!! I LOVE HER! Loved Nikki, she needs to come back!
Can't wait for the new Segura to get here; imagine the comedic DNA those boys have! I'd love to be a fly on the wall around the Segura dinner table in about 15 years!
The look on Tom's face during the poop convo. You know he had a rager that whole time lol
it's 2:45 AM for me
Toms drive to get this fight going between Crazy Locs and Daddy long neck reminds me of the cripple fight episode of South Park
Proud new mommie
"Just be weird, and shut the fuck up about it." Best quote I think I may have ever had the privilege to hear, especially in this climate. I'm 100% putting this on a tee if you mommies don't.
First, worlds collided with Crazie Locs, now Daylyt. Nothing is real.
The DBD Show needs to make an appearance
I truly appreciate the on-screen spoiler warning for Sicario 2!!! THANK YOU!!!
When Christina was listening to Daddy Long Neck she really looked like a Mommy
Tom 'take me back to that magical moment' Segura 😂🤣😂
Up next on Telemundo "Nosotros Cacamos"
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
1:23:36
That off screen burp and Tom's glance though. 🤣
Saw Nikki about six years ago in Bloomington. Fantastic act, glad she's on the pomcast!
Ch. 33 "FIRST WAVE" IS WHERE ITS AT!!!! Dark wave hell yeah, Christina P, is the coolest mom around.
There seems to be quite a big disconnect between American and British comedians, like they both seem to be ignorant of each other, its weird how there isn't the same divide in like acting or music
This is relationship goals lol I love them 😂😂😂😂
*you guys know daylyte is like the biggest troll ever and he’s just trolling right?...lol*
VERY SENSITIVE TIME....THE DJ VLAD INTERVIEW WAS HILARIOUS
Christina wants some more money for summers in Tahiti. I'm getting a Dutch Van Der Linde vibe here.
I'm not understanding what Dutch has at all to do with anything that was said or happened on this.
Oh shit! I hope Tom calls his mom on the show waaaay more often. That was fuckin' awesome. New regular segment should be Tom's mom reviewing movies. Too good.
home here now!
ho a man out
M'home, m'here now. He drops the I's as well as the R's.
is there a ghost at the mommies house? what was up with that white ball jumping from tom's hand at 1:42:15, its almost like the ghost was showing tom that he has no neuropathy at all.
Can we get DAT Boi Todd Glass on here?
Funniest sweaty guy ever!
Tom totally felt like shit on that daddy long neck call, absolutely priceless.
No, wait... Daylyt AND Daddy Long Neck?! Whaaaat?!
that deflated look on Christina P at around 19:21 was AMAZING
Long neck got a sad ass story
@1:39:00 "Just be weird and shut the fuck up about it!" - Pregnart Champ. Rofl!
Just Glaser
This is such a good episode, Nikki is so hilarious and candid. You guys rock, such an inspiration for my podcast 👍🏻
*BIKES!*
RedDawg ya know what I'm sayin?!
RedDawg HOL MY POCKET!
RedDawg ummm...
christina's face at 44:40 is fucking priceless
*Sup Kane!*
You gotta find Danny long neck music video where he bobbing around in a trash bag killed me
That call was tragic.
Nikki is my dream girl. Doesn't get any better. Great for her for waking up and the stopping smoking and drinking are some of the hardest things to do. Drinking, have lost a bunch of friends and family to that shit. Mad respect.
So beautiful.
A very early succulent Chinese meal!!!
Ta taa and farewell
Tom talking to charro is a the best part of my life!!
Dammit, if Nikki cant find love how is there any hope for us normies
First suggestion....stop using the word "normies."
Second suggestion..... ignore the first suggestion.
Michael Kelley found the normie
She's a heartbreaker, not a victim.
Media On Display You know you sound like a fucking loser when you use the word normie right?
1:38:27 always gets me 🤣🤣🤣
Glazer is cool but gad damn *Long Neck* is the real big deal get!!! This just got rid of my Neuropathy issues!!!
"omg like... comics are just like... more interesting than like... normal people."
Hey mommies!!!
Oh my god Tommy,I love the phone call with your mom,it reminded me of my mom so much,im 41 my moms 63,she's hispanic and says the same shit your mom says haha,thank you for sharing that
Nikki, from one mommy to another, I think your man problems come from men not wanting you to later joke about your experiences with them on stage. If you’re a good story teller or even just too open and honest, people will know who you are talking about. Bad relationships or bad dates that get talked about nowadays can be grounds for guys losing their job or work, and they don’t want to risk that. That’s why they make out with you, but don’t sleep with you. They leave the situation knowing that you were into them, and not leaving with you talking shit about a comic you hooked up with. Just one mommy’s opinion. Thanks jeans
"The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" got me and two friends off cigarettes as well. Good shit
Is Christian pregnant?
no shes just bloated.
Hannibal Traven just building s GIANT shit man
Chronic constipation is a brutal disease.
nah has a pig hernia bro ouchie
Yes she is 🙄
christeen's face during the neck looooool
Try it out
"I know what you're talking about sister. I definitely know." - Tom Segura