I legit cheered when I saw him in the show! I hope they keep his character's story line going for a while, I always feel like Johnny doesn't get big enough roles for how funny of an actor he is. And what a relief that they're actually doing a great job staying true to the games.
Ngl, that dude highly disgusts me but that is the perfect portrait for him. When he beat off and drank it for toms birthday i was nodding with the worst possible frown thinking "tom got the highest of honors from ole boi" lmfao! I was NEVER into any podcasts until I found ymh 5 6 years ago. The perfect podcasts for degenerates that are also huge fans of comedy. Every other podcast is just boring af. Are you gonna see a dude lose his life today, is the guest gonna be fire, whats the next hidden gem. What does annoy me the most is that they do not receive credit for the rise of andrew tate. This was the first podcast he did and they introduced tate like 8 months before that podcast, the next day after it aired he became known to the world and its weak YMH doesnt get the credit. Im not a fan of the dude but hes entertaining af!
@@verakoo6187 It does with a phone but on windows it goes to whatever your default speakers are and what their volume was at before bluetooth. So for me on a laptop I would need to turn volume all the way down then connect to bluetooth and if bluetooth turns off it will go back to the laptop speakers which are at zero. I've had headphones die and it goes back to laptop speakers full blast which is awkward, never when listening to YMH luckily hahah
I've had quite a morning and immediately lit up when I saw Pemby was on. He always makes me laugh so hard. If they put him on once a month I'd be so happy
Ya cuz when you become a multimillionaire you should keep your old car and apartment and never hire a chef!?? Quit being jealous because you don't have the money for a chef and he does.. It's pathetic
Been in ophthalmology 11 years. No good ophthalmologist ever suggest a patient getting LASIK. Also retina is an organ not a muscle. Cataracts are why generally healthy eyes won’t stand the test of time. Most common surgery in the world. Age has nothing to do with glaucoma. Us checking your pressure isn’t a “glaucoma check”, but it does tell us if we should look into it if your IOP is elevated.
I so regret getting lasik. I was in glasses since kindergarten, very near sighted and astigmatism. The surgery was done in a highly rated clinic with no complications. Afterwards I could see pretty much fine, but lost my ability to see super clearly close up that I had without my glasses before. I'm an artist so it was so heartbreaking to lose my ability to do fine detail work. It also didn't fully fix my astigmatism. I could control it before, unfocus and get duplicate images or focus and its fine. But after the surgery it was was just kinda slightly there all the time, so it made reading very difficult. I used to be an avid reader, going through 1-2 novels a month, but stopped bothering with it years ago cuz it was too frustrating. My vision overall continued to get worse and now I have to wear glasses full time with a focal point in the script or else I get headaches. Easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
Why the hell would no "good" ophthalmologist ever recommend Lasik? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If you get Lasik past presbyopia and have unrealistic expectations then yes, Lasik will end up being a BIG let down and will not likely make your life better. But a 28yo -4.00sph OU myope? That's the best $5000 they're ever going to spend and I've HEARD that from dozens of patients years later, quit sniffing your own farts. And for the record I've never worked at a Lasik center and never would only because looking at corneas all day, to me, gets extremely boring quickly. P.S. The retina is a TISSUE, the eye is an ORGAN, maybe it's time to look at those boards notes again pal.
1:18:00 shit I've said "shits and giggles" my whole life and I'm now 30 the way Pemberton called that out followed by everything else he calls out made me realize I need to reevaluate how I converse with ppl. Thank you ymh for always letting me know how to not be cringe. Hate from Los Angeles ❤️
Ymh having beer commercials just shows we've come full circle from cable tv 😂 We used to pay $100 cable bill now it's $100 internet bill plus stream apps
We used to do those inchworm exercises (and a bunch of other tough ones) at my jiu jitsu gym as a warmup. The warmups were often more difficult than the rolling.
Does the giggle mean the shit is premeditated? Or is the giggle coincidental to an accidental shit? Its important you get back to me on this. Asap plz.
I was thinking the same...also I'm wondering if Tim has IBS and even just a little bit of coffee, dairy, spice, oil, or even just cold drink or food on an empty stomach- can set the IBS off...so I'm thinking it's the coffee...but bc he drinks it so often it's his least suspected villian... idk these are just my thoughts as someone with a sensitive stomach and IBS
That parkour girl who broke the thing she landed on and broke through, i seen a guy do that onto a plywood structure in a mall, it broke and he fell a story and a half onto tile floor. Was hilarious, he survived but he didnt move before I left hahaha
Most backboards are still glass. They weigh about 270lbs without the hoop attached. The hoops are now equipped with heavy duty spring mechanisms that keep the backboard from shattering.
What Johnny is forgetting is the fact the Fallout games have sold in there millions and has millions of fans already and I think it the first and only film made from a game that is god and true to the game
It's definitely not the first. Plenty of great adaptions have stuck true to the source. Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil(some of them), Sonic, Witcher, Last of Us, Pokemon, Cyberpunk, etc..
I would say some crazy stuff like the opening cop to people I know, but the they would "yes, and?" me to say even crazier stuff, I knew I wasn't the only one
I got stuck on a ski lift that stopped for more than an hour. When I got on I told myself I'm stopping at the top to shit but when it stalled half way up I could not hold it. I filled up my snowpants then had to snowboard down and take a shuttle to my hotel room where I took a fully clothed shower
"What ethnicity are you? I'd like to call you a slur" might be the funniest comment I've ever seen lmao
It's easily top 5 internet comments ever made
Goblin head N was a bust out laugh for me too.
"ik a ninja thatd hit that" lmfao!!! Me too bruh!!! He lives behind the dumpsters behind the bodega
I've been asked for 38 years.
Hate for "The Disney Guy"
Johnny being 43 is so funny to me.
He's like a Cabbage Patch Kid that came to life and started dressing like a grownup.
he legit looks under 30
Great hair.
Damn I thought he was younger than me. This also just made me realize that he was in his mid 30's playing a 17 year old in that Superstore show.
You just blew my fucking mind this early Thursday morning 😮
It was awesome seeing Pemberton in Fallout. Congratulations Buddy!
I legit cheered when I saw him in the show! I hope they keep his character's story line going for a while, I always feel like Johnny doesn't get big enough roles for how funny of an actor he is. And what a relief that they're actually doing a great job staying true to the games.
@mrs.h2725 tbh in my opinion hes one of the least funniest comedians.
It was one of the coolest things ever. He was absolutely epic. Especially being from Minnesota. He's a low key local legend.
@@mrs.h2725(SPOILERS) That scream was hilarious! 😂 I hope we get to see him slowly ghoul-ing out!
So happy for him 😭
The double soul shaman portrait is amazing 😂 👏
Ngl, that dude highly disgusts me but that is the perfect portrait for him. When he beat off and drank it for toms birthday i was nodding with the worst possible frown thinking "tom got the highest of honors from ole boi" lmfao!
I was NEVER into any podcasts until I found ymh 5 6 years ago. The perfect podcasts for degenerates that are also huge fans of comedy. Every other podcast is just boring af. Are you gonna see a dude lose his life today, is the guest gonna be fire, whats the next hidden gem.
What does annoy me the most is that they do not receive credit for the rise of andrew tate. This was the first podcast he did and they introduced tate like 8 months before that podcast, the next day after it aired he became known to the world and its weak YMH doesnt get the credit. Im not a fan of the dude but hes entertaining af!
I remember the podcast thoroughy as it dropped the same week of mandalorian season 2 finale. Got luke and tate in the same week lmao!
❤ id pay 4 one
Yeah Dude!! He's battle ready, just needin to come pre-battle Suck those nipples.
oh shit tru, thanks for pointing it out haha
My biggest fear is one day my headphones will disconnect while listening to YMH at work, it has to be an instant letting go.
fuck it I play it at work
I play it on my desk speakers
Ur phone doesnt have seperate volume settings for headphones? TH-cam should pause when the sound device swaps aswell.
@@verakoo6187 It does with a phone but on windows it goes to whatever your default speakers are and what their volume was at before bluetooth. So for me on a laptop I would need to turn volume all the way down then connect to bluetooth and if bluetooth turns off it will go back to the laptop speakers which are at zero. I've had headphones die and it goes back to laptop speakers full blast which is awkward, never when listening to YMH luckily hahah
Same
I've had quite a morning and immediately lit up when I saw Pemby was on. He always makes me laugh so hard. If they put him on once a month I'd be so happy
He would legit be the best reoccurring guest of all time!
@@red0ctane19Johnny P and Brian S are the bestest guests
Every time Johnny is on it's amazing.
He and Ian Bagg are top 5 in my book.
I totally agree and Ryan Sickler is also in my top 5 on the show.
It’s hilarious how Johnny tries to squeeze every bit of juice that he can out of a bit 😂
Ya....its Hilarious 😭😑
He's a professional
@@beezo1764 hes a funny dude. what do you think is funny?
He is stil a comic bro. Despite the tv show
I'm here for it
Literally J. Pembs’ is the all time YMH guest goat… so pumped for this ep
"help me please I crashed my flying machine" Cracks me up every time.
In the enchanted hills 😂😂😂
2 comedians with names that sound like fake names rockstars would use to check into a hotel with…
1.Johnny Pemberton
2.Tony Hinchcliffe
3.) Burt Swayze
Jhonny is one of the best guests this YMH has ever had on
Johnny Pemberton is the all time Mommy 😮
100 percent
I feel like sopranos kid is but it's close
@@deadarmd oh yeah top 3 all time mommys
I’m loving their new obsession with Disney adults, I can watch it all day 😂
And C-word realizing she's not far off as a goth
Johnny top 3 guest of all time
Oh most definitely! Always such a fun time when he's on.
Easily, bapa.
ill throw santino in there too
No
@@THX5000 hate from Australia
“Does the chef cook that in butter?” “I get a belly ache from butter so I can’t have that” Tom is turning into the person he hates.
Ya cuz when you become a multimillionaire you should keep your old car and apartment and never hire a chef!?? Quit being jealous because you don't have the money for a chef and he does.. It's pathetic
@WKRP187 okay but what does the chef have to do with Tom complaining about butter
I read that in J 😂
Its the ozemp and botox that gets me
@@WKRP187 still waiting to find out what this has to do with him having a chef. Please elaborate.
Been in ophthalmology 11 years. No good ophthalmologist ever suggest a patient getting LASIK. Also retina is an organ not a muscle. Cataracts are why generally healthy eyes won’t stand the test of time. Most common surgery in the world. Age has nothing to do with glaucoma. Us checking your pressure isn’t a “glaucoma check”, but it does tell us if we should look into it if your IOP is elevated.
I so regret getting lasik. I was in glasses since kindergarten, very near sighted and astigmatism. The surgery was done in a highly rated clinic with no complications. Afterwards I could see pretty much fine, but lost my ability to see super clearly close up that I had without my glasses before. I'm an artist so it was so heartbreaking to lose my ability to do fine detail work. It also didn't fully fix my astigmatism. I could control it before, unfocus and get duplicate images or focus and its fine. But after the surgery it was was just kinda slightly there all the time, so it made reading very difficult. I used to be an avid reader, going through 1-2 novels a month, but stopped bothering with it years ago cuz it was too frustrating. My vision overall continued to get worse and now I have to wear glasses full time with a focal point in the script or else I get headaches. Easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
I just don’t take medical advice from Christina
@@hubbs7097 💯
Nerds
Why the hell would no "good" ophthalmologist ever recommend Lasik? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If you get Lasik past presbyopia and have unrealistic expectations then yes, Lasik will end up being a BIG let down and will not likely make your life better. But a 28yo -4.00sph OU myope? That's the best $5000 they're ever going to spend and I've HEARD that from dozens of patients years later, quit sniffing your own farts. And for the record I've never worked at a Lasik center and never would only because looking at corneas all day, to me, gets extremely boring quickly.
P.S. The retina is a TISSUE, the eye is an ORGAN, maybe it's time to look at those boards notes again pal.
“I crashed my flying machine” is a hilarious phrase, totally passed up. It has YMH potential!!!
I swear every time I start thinking about Johnny P, boom, there’s an episode. Thank you Mommies!
Woah, Pemberton finally reached upper adolescence.
I swear to Christ johnny pemberton needs his own ymh channel. I always love him on the show. Omg.
1:18:00 shit I've said "shits and giggles" my whole life and I'm now 30 the way Pemberton called that out followed by everything else he calls out made me realize I need to reevaluate how I converse with ppl. Thank you ymh for always letting me know how to not be cringe. Hate from Los Angeles ❤️
Ymh having beer commercials just shows we've come full circle from cable tv 😂
We used to pay $100 cable bill now it's $100 internet bill plus stream apps
Tom you f'n said "Salmon" correct the first time. Your wife Christina is wrong. Whoo that got me loll
When he said he Siri call 911 my phone called 911😂😂😂
DeStefano is one the funniest people on earth! I have loved comedy since childhood. Absolutely love this comedy community
I almost missed the "busy bee" joke by Johnny. Had me dying haha
I SEE PEMBERTON ON YMH, I WATCH.
Johnny’s random rants had me rollin 😂
We used to do those inchworm exercises (and a bunch of other tough ones) at my jiu jitsu gym as a warmup. The warmups were often more difficult than the rolling.
Got my sippy sips ready!
Those y'all's sippy sips?
Airport Tom is GOATED
I was 100 percent sure that opening clip was AI. That one guy didn't blink once😅
The guy said gooning which definitely isn’t a term used in the 90’s
@@codyturner9402
I didnt hear it until like a few years ago. Which i can be pretty late on slang, but i dont think im 30 years late.
Came here only for Johnny! Dude is by far the best guest of all time and I’m glad he’s back
The Kim Ahn reference made me feel like I was in my 20s again. A real, how you say... "gentlemen?"
Love it when my buddy Johnny Pembino is on the pod❤️
PEMBIES BACK IN THE HAUSSS
Johnny is my favorite guest! Glad to see him back!
The chosen one has returned
garmbage!
Is that Old Country Buffet guy in the opening clip? Lol!!
Ok, it wasn't just me thinking that. Has to be him. Thought that was where they were going with it.
So exciting to see Johnny Pemberton is the guest, instant click
That way a hooked on phonics commercial quote I have no doubt because that phrase is stuck in my head as well.
1:46:07 Johnny executing a perfect Glendale Gary Impression
Johnny, one of my favourite guests! Such a great podcast!
Me when I saw Chris Larson during the intro 🤓
I was pumped!
I KNOW!!! I haven't seen him since Nadav days 😭 I feared the worst
"I turned into a telescope!" when I saw him
Johnny Pemberton is one of the best on the spot comics today!
The double soul shamen portrait is the best of all time
Sparta!!!!!!!!!
Here in New Zealand we say "for shits and gigs" and it just means for the hell of it/for fun/for a laugh ✌🏼🖤
Love when Johnny is on!!!!
Hands down the BEST guest!! He cracks me up
Saw the thumbnail and simply thought, "Hell yeah 😎 "
The comments on mongloid lady have me dead as fuck😂
Johnny P is the man!
That guy got concussed the last way you'd expect from a 4 wheeler
"Now I'm weak, my eyes are pussies" 😂😂
ole gay eyes over here
In a long list of great guests, Johnny P is my all time favorite
"I ate salmon that had been sitting out for a number of hours.."
"It wasn't the salmon.."
Johnny is a top tier YMH guest. He kills me every time
It's all shits an giggles until someone giggles and shits
As a brand new dad (literally still in the maternity ward) this rings very true
Does the giggle mean the shit is premeditated? Or is the giggle coincidental to an accidental shit? Its important you get back to me on this. Asap plz.
Hearing the EMT say where did you hear the pop and him respond probably where the deformity is. 😂😂😂
To Tom’s poop story, you don’t have enough fiber in your diet
I love you more
Alternatively, fasting will help you clear out some stored up bullshit too. The coffee to break the fast likely greased the tracks in a major way.
A bottle of liquid magnesium citrate will work perfectly for that
I was thinking the same...also I'm wondering if Tim has IBS and even just a little bit of coffee, dairy, spice, oil, or even just cold drink or food on an empty stomach- can set the IBS off...so I'm thinking it's the coffee...but bc he drinks it so often it's his least suspected villian... idk these are just my thoughts as someone with a sensitive stomach and IBS
Metamucil baby. Er day.
YMH is where I discovered Johnny and for that I thank you.
Use this is a Johnny is the best YMH guest ever button 😂
A consistently solid guest.
Ryan Gosling startin to look like Russell Crowe wit the puffy face! Good thing theyre buddies. Twinsies! 😂
Guys in his mid 40s. How long did you expect to look like the kinda young twinks youre attracted to?
That parkour girl who broke the thing she landed on and broke through, i seen a guy do that onto a plywood structure in a mall, it broke and he fell a story and a half onto tile floor. Was hilarious, he survived but he didnt move before I left hahaha
Johnny the best YMH guest by miles!
Second worst to nick Simmons, just my opinion
Johnny always delivers.....right down to the final second.....1....2....3 I LOVE YOU.
I watch Your Moms House, for shits and giggles
Look at Johnny, pulling out the Muzzy reference 😂. Takes me back.
Tim Dillon's take on actors is spot on, these guys are lost
Best guest. Absolutely love the ymh Johnny P vibes
It was the salmon mousse
Salmon mousse soup?
No one mentioned the coffee on an empty stomach tho
HOW COULD WE ALL HAVE DIED AT THE SAME TIME?
Most backboards are still glass. They weigh about 270lbs without the hoop attached. The hoops are now equipped with heavy duty spring mechanisms that keep the backboard from shattering.
the fact that the entire world hates ted cruz warms my heart
Johnnys “but they’re busy” quick line made me laugh so god damn hard.
What Johnny is forgetting is the fact the Fallout games have sold in there millions and has millions of fans already and I think it the first and only film made from a game that is god and true to the game
It's definitely not the first. Plenty of great adaptions have stuck true to the source. Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil(some of them), Sonic, Witcher, Last of Us, Pokemon, Cyberpunk, etc..
The look Enny gives the camera at the end of the intro song was perfect! Love those random camera shots bro 🤣
Ive never been this early
I said the same thing to your mom
The Muzzy commercial “Je suis la jeune fille” reference drop had me squeal laughing! Love him!
Replace Bort with Johnny please
I would say some crazy stuff like the opening cop to people I know, but the they would "yes, and?" me to say even crazier stuff, I knew I wasn't the only one
Hard sell on the Nadav ‘friendship’
Best guest on every podcast. Johnny deserves all the fame he's getting.
First?
the no bull bit had me laughing out loud, I love Johnny, great episode
Johnny’s like a South Park character that came to life 👏🏽
Just want to say congrats to Johnny on his role in Fallout, he did a really great job.
Georgia has a plumbing company called “Royal Flush” 😅always love seeing their trucks on the road!
Johnny Pemberton and Yoshi are the all time greatest YMH guests
Always awesome when Johnny is on!! It’s like the Jeans son coming home to visit.
When i seen Johnny on screen for the first time watching fallout i was so hyped. The brotherhood kept it high and tight.
Pemberton always gets Christine uncontrollably laughing and I love that
Somebody make a compilation of every time Christine tells a story and asks, “are you listening?”
Loved the whole segment on "No Bull". With you Johnny, with you.
I got stuck on a ski lift that stopped for more than an hour. When I got on I told myself I'm stopping at the top to shit but when it stalled half way up I could not hold it. I filled up my snowpants then had to snowboard down and take a shuttle to my hotel room where I took a fully clothed shower
For Shits and Giggles..... Plumbing company name! 😂
Johnny is the greatest podcast guest every time
Johnny is and has been my favorite guest. Cry laughing every time!!!!
The putting down water glass shot won this whole episode. Haha