I legit cheered when I saw him in the show! I hope they keep his character's story line going for a while, I always feel like Johnny doesn't get big enough roles for how funny of an actor he is. And what a relief that they're actually doing a great job staying true to the games.
Ngl, that dude highly disgusts me but that is the perfect portrait for him. When he beat off and drank it for toms birthday i was nodding with the worst possible frown thinking "tom got the highest of honors from ole boi" lmfao! I was NEVER into any podcasts until I found ymh 5 6 years ago. The perfect podcasts for degenerates that are also huge fans of comedy. Every other podcast is just boring af. Are you gonna see a dude lose his life today, is the guest gonna be fire, whats the next hidden gem. What does annoy me the most is that they do not receive credit for the rise of andrew tate. This was the first podcast he did and they introduced tate like 8 months before that podcast, the next day after it aired he became known to the world and its weak YMH doesnt get the credit. Im not a fan of the dude but hes entertaining af!
@@verakoo6187 It does with a phone but on windows it goes to whatever your default speakers are and what their volume was at before bluetooth. So for me on a laptop I would need to turn volume all the way down then connect to bluetooth and if bluetooth turns off it will go back to the laptop speakers which are at zero. I've had headphones die and it goes back to laptop speakers full blast which is awkward, never when listening to YMH luckily hahah
I've had quite a morning and immediately lit up when I saw Pemby was on. He always makes me laugh so hard. If they put him on once a month I'd be so happy
Ya cuz when you become a multimillionaire you should keep your old car and apartment and never hire a chef!?? Quit being jealous because you don't have the money for a chef and he does.. It's pathetic
That parkour girl who broke the thing she landed on and broke through, i seen a guy do that onto a plywood structure in a mall, it broke and he fell a story and a half onto tile floor. Was hilarious, he survived but he didnt move before I left hahaha
Ymh having beer commercials just shows we've come full circle from cable tv 😂 We used to pay $100 cable bill now it's $100 internet bill plus stream apps
1:18:00 shit I've said "shits and giggles" my whole life and I'm now 30 the way Pemberton called that out followed by everything else he calls out made me realize I need to reevaluate how I converse with ppl. Thank you ymh for always letting me know how to not be cringe. Hate from Los Angeles ❤️
Been in ophthalmology 11 years. No good ophthalmologist ever suggest a patient getting LASIK. Also retina is an organ not a muscle. Cataracts are why generally healthy eyes won’t stand the test of time. Most common surgery in the world. Age has nothing to do with glaucoma. Us checking your pressure isn’t a “glaucoma check”, but it does tell us if we should look into it if your IOP is elevated.
I so regret getting lasik. I was in glasses since kindergarten, very near sighted and astigmatism. The surgery was done in a highly rated clinic with no complications. Afterwards I could see pretty much fine, but lost my ability to see super clearly close up that I had without my glasses before. I'm an artist so it was so heartbreaking to lose my ability to do fine detail work. It also didn't fully fix my astigmatism. I could control it before, unfocus and get duplicate images or focus and its fine. But after the surgery it was was just kinda slightly there all the time, so it made reading very difficult. I used to be an avid reader, going through 1-2 novels a month, but stopped bothering with it years ago cuz it was too frustrating. My vision overall continued to get worse and now I have to wear glasses full time with a focal point in the script or else I get headaches. Easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
Why the hell would no "good" ophthalmologist ever recommend Lasik? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If you get Lasik past presbyopia and have unrealistic expectations then yes, Lasik will end up being a BIG let down and will not likely make your life better. But a 28yo -4.00sph OU myope? That's the best $5000 they're ever going to spend and I've HEARD that from dozens of patients years later, quit sniffing your own farts. And for the record I've never worked at a Lasik center and never would only because looking at corneas all day, to me, gets extremely boring quickly. P.S. The retina is a TISSUE, the eye is an ORGAN, maybe it's time to look at those boards notes again pal.
I got stuck on a ski lift that stopped for more than an hour. When I got on I told myself I'm stopping at the top to shit but when it stalled half way up I could not hold it. I filled up my snowpants then had to snowboard down and take a shuttle to my hotel room where I took a fully clothed shower
We used to do those inchworm exercises (and a bunch of other tough ones) at my jiu jitsu gym as a warmup. The warmups were often more difficult than the rolling.
It's so funny to be how much Johnny looks like someone that loves saying shits and giggles while he's going off about how cringe it is to be a person that says it 😂😂
Does the giggle mean the shit is premeditated? Or is the giggle coincidental to an accidental shit? Its important you get back to me on this. Asap plz.
I was thinking the same...also I'm wondering if Tim has IBS and even just a little bit of coffee, dairy, spice, oil, or even just cold drink or food on an empty stomach- can set the IBS off...so I'm thinking it's the coffee...but bc he drinks it so often it's his least suspected villian... idk these are just my thoughts as someone with a sensitive stomach and IBS
What Johnny is forgetting is the fact the Fallout games have sold in there millions and has millions of fans already and I think it the first and only film made from a game that is god and true to the game
It's definitely not the first. Plenty of great adaptions have stuck true to the source. Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil(some of them), Sonic, Witcher, Last of Us, Pokemon, Cyberpunk, etc..
i cant belive johhny did exactly the voice of Glendale Gary and noone brought it up? "Can i talk to you please girl?Life feels like hell without a grilfriend" @ 1:46:05
I would say some crazy stuff like the opening cop to people I know, but the they would "yes, and?" me to say even crazier stuff, I knew I wasn't the only one
It was awesome seeing Pemberton in Fallout. Congratulations Buddy!
I legit cheered when I saw him in the show! I hope they keep his character's story line going for a while, I always feel like Johnny doesn't get big enough roles for how funny of an actor he is. And what a relief that they're actually doing a great job staying true to the games.
@mrs.h2725 tbh in my opinion hes one of the least funniest comedians.
It was one of the coolest things ever. He was absolutely epic. Especially being from Minnesota. He's a low key local legend.
@@mrs.h2725(SPOILERS) That scream was hilarious! 😂 I hope we get to see him slowly ghoul-ing out!
So happy for him 😭
Johnny being 43 is so funny to me.
He's like a Cabbage Patch Kid that came to life and started dressing like a grownup.
he legit looks under 30
Great hair.
Damn I thought he was younger than me. This also just made me realize that he was in his mid 30's playing a 17 year old in that Superstore show.
You just blew my fucking mind this early Thursday morning 😮
"What ethnicity are you? I'd like to call you a slur" might be the funniest comment I've ever seen lmao
It's easily top 5 internet comments ever made
Goblin head N was a bust out laugh for me too.
"ik a ninja thatd hit that" lmfao!!! Me too bruh!!! He lives behind the dumpsters behind the bodega
I've been asked for 38 years.
Hate for "The Disney Guy"
The double soul shaman portrait is amazing 😂 👏
Ngl, that dude highly disgusts me but that is the perfect portrait for him. When he beat off and drank it for toms birthday i was nodding with the worst possible frown thinking "tom got the highest of honors from ole boi" lmfao!
I was NEVER into any podcasts until I found ymh 5 6 years ago. The perfect podcasts for degenerates that are also huge fans of comedy. Every other podcast is just boring af. Are you gonna see a dude lose his life today, is the guest gonna be fire, whats the next hidden gem.
What does annoy me the most is that they do not receive credit for the rise of andrew tate. This was the first podcast he did and they introduced tate like 8 months before that podcast, the next day after it aired he became known to the world and its weak YMH doesnt get the credit. Im not a fan of the dude but hes entertaining af!
I remember the podcast thoroughy as it dropped the same week of mandalorian season 2 finale. Got luke and tate in the same week lmao!
❤ id pay 4 one
Yeah Dude!! He's battle ready, just needin to come pre-battle Suck those nipples.
oh shit tru, thanks for pointing it out haha
My biggest fear is one day my headphones will disconnect while listening to YMH at work, it has to be an instant letting go.
fuck it I play it at work
I play it on my desk speakers
Ur phone doesnt have seperate volume settings for headphones? TH-cam should pause when the sound device swaps aswell.
@@verakoo6187 It does with a phone but on windows it goes to whatever your default speakers are and what their volume was at before bluetooth. So for me on a laptop I would need to turn volume all the way down then connect to bluetooth and if bluetooth turns off it will go back to the laptop speakers which are at zero. I've had headphones die and it goes back to laptop speakers full blast which is awkward, never when listening to YMH luckily hahah
Same
I've had quite a morning and immediately lit up when I saw Pemby was on. He always makes me laugh so hard. If they put him on once a month I'd be so happy
He would legit be the best reoccurring guest of all time!
@@red0ctane19Johnny P and Brian S are the bestest guests
Every time Johnny is on it's amazing.
He and Ian Bagg are top 5 in my book.
I totally agree and Ryan Sickler is also in my top 5 on the show.
I’m loving their new obsession with Disney adults, I can watch it all day 😂
And C-word realizing she's not far off as a goth
It’s hilarious how Johnny tries to squeeze every bit of juice that he can out of a bit 😂
Ya....its Hilarious 😭😑
He's a professional
@@beezo1764 hes a funny dude. what do you think is funny?
He is stil a comic bro. Despite the tv show
I'm here for it
2 comedians with names that sound like fake names rockstars would use to check into a hotel with…
1.Johnny Pemberton
2.Tony Hinchcliffe
3.) Burt Swayze
Jhonny is one of the best guests this YMH has ever had on
"help me please I crashed my flying machine" Cracks me up every time.
In the enchanted hills 😂😂😂
Literally J. Pembs’ is the all time YMH guest goat… so pumped for this ep
Johnny top 3 guest of all time
Oh most definitely! Always such a fun time when he's on.
Easily, bapa.
ill throw santino in there too
No
@@THX5000 hate from Australia
Johnny Pemberton is the all time Mommy 😮
100 percent
I feel like sopranos kid is but it's close
@@deadarmd oh yeah top 3 all time mommys
When he said he Siri call 911 my phone called 911😂😂😂
I almost missed the "busy bee" joke by Johnny. Had me dying haha
Woah, Pemberton finally reached upper adolescence.
“I crashed my flying machine” is a hilarious phrase, totally passed up. It has YMH potential!!!
“Does the chef cook that in butter?” “I get a belly ache from butter so I can’t have that” Tom is turning into the person he hates.
Ya cuz when you become a multimillionaire you should keep your old car and apartment and never hire a chef!?? Quit being jealous because you don't have the money for a chef and he does.. It's pathetic
@WKRP187 okay but what does the chef have to do with Tom complaining about butter
I read that in J 😂
Its the ozemp and botox that gets me
@@WKRP187 still waiting to find out what this has to do with him having a chef. Please elaborate.
I swear every time I start thinking about Johnny P, boom, there’s an episode. Thank you Mommies!
Tom you f'n said "Salmon" correct the first time. Your wife Christina is wrong. Whoo that got me loll
That parkour girl who broke the thing she landed on and broke through, i seen a guy do that onto a plywood structure in a mall, it broke and he fell a story and a half onto tile floor. Was hilarious, he survived but he didnt move before I left hahaha
Ymh having beer commercials just shows we've come full circle from cable tv 😂
We used to pay $100 cable bill now it's $100 internet bill plus stream apps
1:18:00 shit I've said "shits and giggles" my whole life and I'm now 30 the way Pemberton called that out followed by everything else he calls out made me realize I need to reevaluate how I converse with ppl. Thank you ymh for always letting me know how to not be cringe. Hate from Los Angeles ❤️
I swear to Christ johnny pemberton needs his own ymh channel. I always love him on the show. Omg.
Been in ophthalmology 11 years. No good ophthalmologist ever suggest a patient getting LASIK. Also retina is an organ not a muscle. Cataracts are why generally healthy eyes won’t stand the test of time. Most common surgery in the world. Age has nothing to do with glaucoma. Us checking your pressure isn’t a “glaucoma check”, but it does tell us if we should look into it if your IOP is elevated.
I so regret getting lasik. I was in glasses since kindergarten, very near sighted and astigmatism. The surgery was done in a highly rated clinic with no complications. Afterwards I could see pretty much fine, but lost my ability to see super clearly close up that I had without my glasses before. I'm an artist so it was so heartbreaking to lose my ability to do fine detail work. It also didn't fully fix my astigmatism. I could control it before, unfocus and get duplicate images or focus and its fine. But after the surgery it was was just kinda slightly there all the time, so it made reading very difficult. I used to be an avid reader, going through 1-2 novels a month, but stopped bothering with it years ago cuz it was too frustrating. My vision overall continued to get worse and now I have to wear glasses full time with a focal point in the script or else I get headaches. Easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
I just don’t take medical advice from Christina
@@hubbs7097 💯
Nerds
Why the hell would no "good" ophthalmologist ever recommend Lasik? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If you get Lasik past presbyopia and have unrealistic expectations then yes, Lasik will end up being a BIG let down and will not likely make your life better. But a 28yo -4.00sph OU myope? That's the best $5000 they're ever going to spend and I've HEARD that from dozens of patients years later, quit sniffing your own farts. And for the record I've never worked at a Lasik center and never would only because looking at corneas all day, to me, gets extremely boring quickly.
P.S. The retina is a TISSUE, the eye is an ORGAN, maybe it's time to look at those boards notes again pal.
DeStefano is one the funniest people on earth! I have loved comedy since childhood. Absolutely love this comedy community
The Kim Ahn reference made me feel like I was in my 20s again. A real, how you say... "gentlemen?"
When i seen Johnny on screen for the first time watching fallout i was so hyped. The brotherhood kept it high and tight.
I was 100 percent sure that opening clip was AI. That one guy didn't blink once😅
The guy said gooning which definitely isn’t a term used in the 90’s
@@codyturner9402
I didnt hear it until like a few years ago. Which i can be pretty late on slang, but i dont think im 30 years late.
I SEE PEMBERTON ON YMH, I WATCH.
Got my sippy sips ready!
Those y'all's sippy sips?
I got stuck on a ski lift that stopped for more than an hour. When I got on I told myself I'm stopping at the top to shit but when it stalled half way up I could not hold it. I filled up my snowpants then had to snowboard down and take a shuttle to my hotel room where I took a fully clothed shower
Johnny’s random rants had me rollin 😂
Johnny’s like a South Park character that came to life 👏🏽
Is that Old Country Buffet guy in the opening clip? Lol!!
Ok, it wasn't just me thinking that. Has to be him. Thought that was where they were going with it.
The putting down water glass shot won this whole episode. Haha
The comments on mongloid lady have me dead as fuck😂
Johnnys “but they’re busy” quick line made me laugh so god damn hard.
As soon as Tom started talking about the exam before swearing into the military, I knew exactly where it was going😂🤣 it’s all true😂🤣
Felt so violated walking back into the waiting room "an old man just looked at my butthole" 🤣
The Muzzy commercial “Je suis la jeune fille” reference drop had me squeal laughing! Love him!
PEMBIES BACK IN THE HAUSSS
Hearing the EMT say where did you hear the pop and him respond probably where the deformity is. 😂😂😂
The chosen one has returned
garmbage!
13:00 😂😂😂 just casually listing to a podcast about a comedians bowl movements
"Now I'm weak, my eyes are pussies" 😂😂
ole gay eyes over here
His face after “not subscription right?” 😂
Me when I saw Chris Larson during the intro 🤓
I was pumped!
I KNOW!!! I haven't seen him since Nadav days 😭 I feared the worst
"I turned into a telescope!" when I saw him
I’ll never forgive this guy for stealing that fusion core
Saw the thumbnail and simply thought, "Hell yeah 😎 "
We used to do those inchworm exercises (and a bunch of other tough ones) at my jiu jitsu gym as a warmup. The warmups were often more difficult than the rolling.
Johnny P is the man!
Came here only for Johnny! Dude is by far the best guest of all time and I’m glad he’s back
Love it when my buddy Johnny Pembino is on the pod❤️
It's so funny to be how much Johnny looks like someone that loves saying shits and giggles while he's going off about how cringe it is to be a person that says it 😂😂
It's all shits an giggles until someone giggles and shits
As a brand new dad (literally still in the maternity ward) this rings very true
Does the giggle mean the shit is premeditated? Or is the giggle coincidental to an accidental shit? Its important you get back to me on this. Asap plz.
Look at Johnny, pulling out the Muzzy reference 😂. Takes me back.
The double soul shamen portrait is the best of all time
Sparta!!!!!!!!!
the no bull bit had me laughing out loud, I love Johnny, great episode
Use this is a Johnny is the best YMH guest ever button 😂
Making a comedians comedian wife laugh that hard is next level diabolical flex. Does she laugh like that at home Tom?
To Tom’s poop story, you don’t have enough fiber in your diet
I love you more
Alternatively, fasting will help you clear out some stored up bullshit too. The coffee to break the fast likely greased the tracks in a major way.
A bottle of liquid magnesium citrate will work perfectly for that
I was thinking the same...also I'm wondering if Tim has IBS and even just a little bit of coffee, dairy, spice, oil, or even just cold drink or food on an empty stomach- can set the IBS off...so I'm thinking it's the coffee...but bc he drinks it so often it's his least suspected villian... idk these are just my thoughts as someone with a sensitive stomach and IBS
Metamucil baby. Er day.
“I think they hired the wrong guy” 😂😂😂
So exciting to see Johnny Pemberton is the guest, instant click
A consistently solid guest.
Ryan Gosling startin to look like Russell Crowe wit the puffy face! Good thing theyre buddies. Twinsies! 😂
Guys in his mid 40s. How long did you expect to look like the kinda young twinks youre attracted to?
Pemberton always gets Christine uncontrollably laughing and I love that
"I ate salmon that had been sitting out for a number of hours.."
"It wasn't the salmon.."
You can call your plumbing service. Shits and giggles. You do stand up on weekends😂
1:46:07 Johnny executing a perfect Glendale Gary Impression
My mom would say the same thing to my dad in mid convo, "Are you listening?" Lmao
I watch Your Moms House, for shits and giggles
Diving into dementia 😂 this should be some senior citizen class at an aquatic center
Johnny the best YMH guest by miles!
Second worst to nick Simmons, just my opinion
That guy got concussed the last way you'd expect from a 4 wheeler
Tim Dillon's take on actors is spot on, these guys are lost
Somebody make a compilation of every time Christine tells a story and asks, “are you listening?”
It was the salmon mousse
Salmon mousse soup?
No one mentioned the coffee on an empty stomach tho
HOW COULD WE ALL HAVE DIED AT THE SAME TIME?
The airhorn in the intro got me lol
the fact that the entire world hates ted cruz warms my heart
Airport Tom is GOATED
Ive never been this early
I said the same thing to your mom
Johnny is my favorite guest! Glad to see him back!
What Johnny is forgetting is the fact the Fallout games have sold in there millions and has millions of fans already and I think it the first and only film made from a game that is god and true to the game
It's definitely not the first. Plenty of great adaptions have stuck true to the source. Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil(some of them), Sonic, Witcher, Last of Us, Pokemon, Cyberpunk, etc..
“Here’s my first dump after funnel cake and it funneled out too!” 😂😂
Replace Bort with Johnny please
1:13:00
Reminded me so much of the way Tom fell playing basketball. 😂😂😂
Qhat a dummy!!!
Hard sell on the Nadav ‘friendship’
i cant belive johhny did exactly the voice of Glendale Gary and noone brought it up?
"Can i talk to you please girl?Life feels like hell without a grilfriend" @ 1:46:05
First?
Tim yelling "WHAAAAAAT?" during the dementia talk damn near made me choke on food
Johnny Pemberton is one of the best on the spot comics today!
I love Tom’s comment about keeping a shit journal. I thought we all understood that that’s what the show is in its entirety LOL.
Johnny is a top tier YMH guest. He kills me every time
You know… I can only blame myself for watching while eating during the Disney adults haha 😂
Siri really just called 911 on my phone during that segment 😂
I would say some crazy stuff like the opening cop to people I know, but the they would "yes, and?" me to say even crazier stuff, I knew I wasn't the only one
Just want to say congrats to Johnny on his role in Fallout, he did a really great job.
My god this guy is one of the funniest people alive