Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 531 w/ Craig Ferguson

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  • @lucasaurelius3416
    @lucasaurelius3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Craig Ferguson is single handedly the most underrated late night show host ever. Its disappointing he doesn't have a show anymore.

    • @Tehcarp
      @Tehcarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zach galafatasskiss is a close second for me

    • @visualpr3cision
      @visualpr3cision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1000000%!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He walked away. A powerful example to everyone in Hollywood.

    • @jovanaaaaa
      @jovanaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Agreed! It was the only late night show I watched. Miss him. :(

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He always made me laugh the most out of all the late night hosts....🤔👍

  • @brennand933
    @brennand933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Craig’s late night show was so much better than every other late night show.

    • @ninjasurf1733
      @ninjasurf1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Green Man type o negative ! Green man might be hot 😘 lady from york uk

    • @TotallyOKaYProductions
      @TotallyOKaYProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      conan

    • @alessandrocollins2323
      @alessandrocollins2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TotallyOKaYProductions Conan comes in at 2nd place

    • @mattjohnson3299
      @mattjohnson3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like he has a cult following....whatever that means. He wasn't the most popular for a reason....a minority vibed with his humor

    • @Drewzdev
      @Drewzdev 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TotallyOKaYProductions Conan doesn't have a talking skeleton bro. Also, watch a highlight of Craig with any female guest. The stuff he gets them to say. th-cam.com/video/vZRpvZOPo_U/w-d-xo.html

  • @josephfragomeni
    @josephfragomeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I completely lost it when Craig was clearly getting more and more upset and Tom goes "alright you want to see someone puke or get hit by a car?" This show is gold.

    • @piesusan17
      @piesusan17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I love Craig Ferguson and appreciate his sensibilities

    • @DKChubs
      @DKChubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The clip segment just goes to show how god damn QUICK Craig is. T&C pushed the same bit for 20 minutes (here's some nasty YMH shit you're obviously not into, let's get that reaction!) and Craig's responses weren't just sharp as fuck, they were different jokes throughout. Shit kept me laughing the whole time.

    • @jrobinson1215
      @jrobinson1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joseph Fragomeni I absolutely lost it when the camera cut to Tom and asked that question. I kind of want to see Craig comment on the Asian guy in the garage getting his legs crushed by the reversing car. Maybe next time.

    • @djordan22
      @djordan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joseph Fragomeni dying dude 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kennethgreen1456
      @kennethgreen1456 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop using gods name in vain

  • @45johngalt
    @45johngalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I used to watch his show with my Nan, she loved him and his Scottish brogue and even had his book. She passed away a few years ago now, but Craig always brings up good memories.

    • @nolongerthere
      @nolongerthere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought his novel was really good and very well writtenl

  • @ulquiorraschiffer6166
    @ulquiorraschiffer6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I would love for Joe rogan to have Craig on his podcast, hearing Craig open up about things makes me respect and love him more

    • @austiniscoolduh
      @austiniscoolduh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yas that would be amazing

    • @djassassinuk
      @djassassinuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've thought the same for a while. He's been on Bert Kreischer's podcast earlier this year already.

    • @KamasiFitzgerald
      @KamasiFitzgerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think they'd get on very well

    • @sukantpanigrahi76
      @sukantpanigrahi76 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KamasiFitzgerald True, I think Joe Rogen is too serious.

    • @lisakukla459
      @lisakukla459 ปีที่แล้ว

      His autobiography is a great read.

  • @alyxi
    @alyxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Craig was the best late night host of all time, his jeans were so high and so tight

    • @alexb8560
      @alexb8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The way he used to interview guests was like a precursor to podcasting. Very free and loose

    • @jeremyrichardmay4802
      @jeremyrichardmay4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Graham norton is the best late night host

    • @meanmrmustard11
      @meanmrmustard11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100% Watch the last time Stephen Wright was on and he describes exactly why Craig was the greatest.

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexb8560 Wow, never really looked at it that way but he really did have a way to get a guest to lower their guard and just enjoy themselves.

    • @Fergcheesy
      @Fergcheesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amung the best

  • @raisingradicals5564
    @raisingradicals5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    It's so awkward when they have a guest on who has a soul. 😬

  • @37yeahbuddy
    @37yeahbuddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Greatest late night host there has ever been. I watched his show religiously. His ability to talk about anything with anybody and it be funny is astounding.

  • @TheNervousnation
    @TheNervousnation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You two just sent Craig back to Scotland....Forever.

  • @wajikhantv
    @wajikhantv ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a big fan of Craig Ferguson’s late night talk show, I never have clicked faster on a video in my entire life. LOVEE Craig. His show was the only thing keeping me going back in the day on lonely nights. He’s absolutely hilarious.

  • @thefatman2780
    @thefatman2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    THE GOAT. CRAIG WAS THE FINEST ON NON SCRIPTED LATE NIGHT HOSTS. MAYBE THE ONLY. MISS THAT SHOW. GODDAMNIT.

    • @jonlamontagne
      @jonlamontagne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Never have and never will watch another Late (Late) Night Show!!! I miss Geoff!!!

    • @mattkandel2449
      @mattkandel2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I envy his ability to talk to anybody about absolutely nothing and somehow make it entertaining! That's a friggin super power!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Craig too, such a goddamn funny Scot😁👍

    • @jspaulding4106
      @jspaulding4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've probably seen it, but there is a 'tube channel called the JayLenoFly that aggregates and compiles Craig Fergie's shows and guests. It is magic.

    • @thefatman2780
      @thefatman2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jspaulding4106 I KNOW THE OWNER OF SAID CHANNEL. FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. GRRRRRR8 DUDE.

  • @Becomingsavior13
    @Becomingsavior13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    We all miss you Craig. Hope you've been enjoying life.

    • @johng9095
      @johng9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not after this podcast lmao

  • @andresc1143
    @andresc1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “It’s just normal”
    “It’s not and you’re not, and you should go away.” 💀😭🤣
    Yes.

  • @amandacoverdale
    @amandacoverdale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This made me love Craig even more. He can have an inappopriate humor without having to laugh of mentally ill people

  • @codirennke1109
    @codirennke1109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Long time listener. This is one of the best episodes. Very high and tight. Being Craig back.

  • @SocialGore
    @SocialGore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    If you are unemployed, or about to be unemployed, make sure that you buy multivitamins. Trust me, it's gonna help you in the long run.

    • @22thevoice22
      @22thevoice22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if I'm homeless or a thug?

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heroin is for pussies, fentanyl is where it's at.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why

    • @SocialGore
      @SocialGore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DekkarJr Because the reason why is because if you're unemployed, and you don't have any money coming into your bank account... trust me, you need multivitamins. It will help you in the long run, it will help you in the long run, trust me.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SocialGore rofl... ok ;D

  • @Nickscrazylips
    @Nickscrazylips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    How could they suggest this show isn't for children? Tom's got his cool dad shades on everybody chill out.

    • @everyvillainislemons7583
      @everyvillainislemons7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nick wolves, telescopes, and everything

    • @darkodynamite194
      @darkodynamite194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had those shades but lost them I miss my old people shades

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:07:13 I couldve sworn this is just a clip of a new Nickelodeon show.

    • @crd7876
      @crd7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Precisely, chill the heck out.

    • @vlr321
      @vlr321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would they rather their children watch shows where they wear their jeans low and loose?

  • @connorthompson7303
    @connorthompson7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    I get the impression that Craig was offended as a decent human but engaged as a comedian

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He's just uncomfortable. I only watch YMH occasionally, and these bits usually put me off, even though I like the chemistry Tom and Christina have. It's something you're supposed to grow out of at a certain age, usually at the end of puberty.

    • @bradfrederickson5410
      @bradfrederickson5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Volkbrecht "supposed to"....way to live up to others expectations

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@bradfrederickson5410 Oh come on, as if every thought you have is independent and original. We get raised to uphold at least part of the standards our parents had, and cringing at cringeworthy stuff is probably not the worst thing to stick with.

    • @calska140
      @calska140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to pretend to be burly but sewage diver and the rat biter make me squeamish.

    • @user-ik5ze1sh7i
      @user-ik5ze1sh7i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not for everyone, and that's fine and should be understood and respected, would you go to a hospital and make fun of sick people? Would you laugh at someone at a hospital making fun of sick people? Clearly some people will.

  • @nate.draws.things
    @nate.draws.things 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I realized why Craig reacted to the show like that and probably why he's getting out of doing comedy, and it's because he's too normal lmao. Everyone in comedy (ESPECIALLY Tommy and Christine) is so fucked up, and Craig seems like a genuine empathetic person lol. Probably my favorite guest episode in a long, long time.

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think so too

  • @dbridge416
    @dbridge416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    When i saw the guest is Craig Furgeson i came in less than four strokes

    • @alexisnaranjo
      @alexisnaranjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tempted to upvote your comment but its sitting at 4 fists, looks unbelievable you wouldn't believe it's so thick

    • @Fergcheesy
      @Fergcheesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The tip is sooo sensitive

    • @matthewharvey9829
      @matthewharvey9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 strokes?

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he has no neuropathy issues.

    • @Jawsnake
      @Jawsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spudruckus7297 No neuropathy at all

  • @Typhoidlazzy
    @Typhoidlazzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    We need Ferguson to calmly narrate a full-length documentary about RPC. He could be the Sir David Attenborough of YMH.

  • @mrloboloco702
    @mrloboloco702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This upload is probably the best gift i got today
    Thank you Segura and P

  • @cjcalhoun82
    @cjcalhoun82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I would love to hear Craig's first phone call after leaving.

    • @mart4414
      @mart4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Craig's never returning on this podcast, this type of 'comedy' is beneath him. They have no clue how close this guy was to Johnny Carson's level.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mart4414 low and loose sir low and loose. Tom is the Carson of Podcasting.

    • @mart4414
      @mart4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notagiantseaslug5523 I'm the Carson of taking dumps, he truly lives in all of us.

    • @puffmoneyo3590
      @puffmoneyo3590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mart4414 You need to settle down

  • @casualwater698
    @casualwater698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    He looks like he's turned into Scottish Jon Stewart.

  • @erikch5752
    @erikch5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Geoff thumbed down from his storage unit in Studio City

  • @tristangruener9571
    @tristangruener9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Not shitting for a month is pure insanity

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He's pretty much just creating the situation that killed elvis on his toilet. sept Elvis' constipation was from opiate addiction. Either way hes just collecting toxic waste that his body is actively telling him to eject. It's like not throwing out your trash when bin is full isnstad you just kepep trying to jam more trash into the bag and eventually it's just gonna break. Massive amounts of toxic shit just built up and impacted just sitting in there getting HARDER AND HARDER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER every time he eats. Like god, I was dehydrated as fuck and constipated for like a week and for 4 fucking hours of CONTRACTIONS and TEARING I basically had mike tyson fist and forearm coming out of my ass but the front of it was too big so about 2 hours into that I literally picked up my tooth brush started using it to chisel away at it with the blunt end of it just to try and reduce the size of the front part of it. Took years of kegels to recover. I was so close to basically calling 911 and going to the hospital for having my own massive shit stuck in my ass.
      I felt like I'd been reverse raped by a horse cock sized poop. Shit was fucking traumatic.

    • @aaltoiz
      @aaltoiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DekkarJr That sounds so awful, oh my god. I'm glad you made it. Stay hydrated.

    • @brianjohnson9802
      @brianjohnson9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DekkarJr When a person is addicted to heroin, they go through that like once a week.
      It fucking sucks dick.
      The more you know.

    • @BluntforceJ
      @BluntforceJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think he's telling the truth.

    • @King_of_Apathy
      @King_of_Apathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m shitting right now! It’s the second time for the day.

  • @AngelQuiroz
    @AngelQuiroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Craig is such an OG

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He told Tom Segura: "dont make me say things I dont want to"

    • @piesusan17
      @piesusan17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All you need to do is take a look at how Craig refused to poke fun at Brittney Spears to understand his reaction here.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So humble, “Hot potatoes for ten minutes”

    • @piesusan17
      @piesusan17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wisterV The road gets narrower after 28 years.

    • @jamesguitar7384
      @jamesguitar7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Scottish .To me OG means Own Goal . It's a football term .

  • @gwenwells2286
    @gwenwells2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It doesn't appear Craig misses late night television, but it misses him.

  • @GonzoSaavedra
    @GonzoSaavedra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This made me so happy. The shock in Craig's tone, and the fun in the mommys... This was so awesome

  • @themaypole
    @themaypole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    We all home here now for the mommies at xmas! Got my iced latte ha ha ha.

  • @fadedlogic1
    @fadedlogic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The first and last time the great Craig Ferguson joins the mommies

  • @spicyboi1492
    @spicyboi1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I feel like I just witnessed Craig Ferguson do lots of things against his will.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, why are they wasting Craig's fucking time with these garbage clips from the armpit of the internet? Definitely never watching another podcast from these two.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tried it with Tom Green and they started to do the same kind of shit. Ended up skipping through all the parts where they weren't talking to Tom about Tom. Such garbage.

    • @jellyjuggs
      @jellyjuggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Billkwando lol, did you watch this video again and complain about a separate video when you said you were done watching them? 2 months later?

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jellyjuggs LOL I didn't watch this video the 2nd time, just came back to recomplain. ;)

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Billkwando That's kind of sad bro

  • @TrueBlackOrchid
    @TrueBlackOrchid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's amazing how Mr.Ferguson's anxiety kept escalating continuously in the end. He handled it very nicely. lol

  • @ballersac32
    @ballersac32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm with Tom. There's definitely a "feeling" when you enter the same room, when my gf is angry.

    • @schmo2109
      @schmo2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ballersac32 lol yup

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    this dude is next to conan in terms of best late night hosts ever

    • @o_btreecleveland6782
      @o_btreecleveland6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed, unfortunately Conan has changed in some ways and Craig got out of the game while he was still great. But again, I totally agree. The two best!

    • @brianhaas2275
      @brianhaas2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two genuinely funny guys who are great conversationalist, too bad Craig walked away. Everyone else on late night is so goddamn fake.

    • @sarahmerritt9354
      @sarahmerritt9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianhaas2275 I agree but what about Seth Meyers. He's more political than Craig and Conan but he seems genuine.

    • @black_squall
      @black_squall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sarahmerritt9354 Not even sure Seth would crack my top 10.

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarahmerritt9354 He really seems real, but he's not very entertaining, at least for me.

  • @ifeanychukwu2412
    @ifeanychukwu2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Hold up... this just released today but I SWEAR I remember watching the intro of the show already as a clip or something? Am I going crazy or did they just upload a clip before the actual episode?

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They cut and uploaded the clip beforehand

    • @Qornv
      @Qornv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Fryed_Bryce thanks, i was getting so confused

    • @seanforehand755
      @seanforehand755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I had a mini panic attack. I thought I was going insane.

    • @Scoobay
      @Scoobay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sean Forehand doesn’t mean you’re not going insane.

    • @davida.7967
      @davida.7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, he got lazy with the ads

  • @typicalskeptic
    @typicalskeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I dont know if anyone commented about this but holding your shit in for an entire month is beyond crazy. Lol. That dude is probably impacted. If ymh reads these comments, get that dude to a doctor and a psych doctor

    • @typicalskeptic
      @typicalskeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kim Hightower i think that is what happens when you get backed up like that for real

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he's not on opiates then he's definitely a bizarre case. When I was on painkillers I went months sometimes, then the worst night of my life would come, unending, crippling bowel pain.. Scraping, nauseous screaming bowel pain.. So much blood.. Please go see a doctor

    • @johng9095
      @johng9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He could die from it. Holding in your shit increases toxicity in the body, i know old big d drew is a doctor but idk how tf he even said thats normal

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its probably a bit. That's isnt humanly possible?

    • @zacharygreenwald4561
      @zacharygreenwald4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      typical skeptic it’s normal for some people, it’s only a problem if your normal bowel movement pattern is changed

  • @Dane_Mane
    @Dane_Mane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Craig Ferguson so damn much. I've wanted to see em on ymh for so long its insane.

  • @redclanwool1590
    @redclanwool1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    If him and geoff do a podcast I’m instantly watching that

    • @dirishdragon1342
      @dirishdragon1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would literally pay to listen to that. Also josh robert Thompson is the guy who played Geoff and he has a TH-cam channel you might like

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dirishdragon1342 His channel is very weak. I tried to watch it, but it's nothing compared to JP and the Fergs.

    • @atharvadikondawar4459
      @atharvadikondawar4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuvk yeah

    • @egonbeepboop
      @egonbeepboop ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@shefchenko111seems too old-school to truly do TH-cam. Still riding on Geoff clips.. idk if he's done anything popular since.. massively talented guy though

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    55:40
    "Is he wearing a sleeveless vest?"
    What kinda vest do you know that has sleeves Tom?

  • @kw4563
    @kw4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    TH-cam is turning into some real FGTRTDs

    • @StonerHesperia
      @StonerHesperia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For Girls That Ride Till Death

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you notice they covered up part of the FGT RTD sign?

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They started demonetizing and shadowbanning years ago, I'm honestly surprised it took this long. YT will die.

    • @jjvv7195
      @jjvv7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beunibster Its cool though, Satva comes thru for YMH $$

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beunibster Yup. The platform is dying. It’s not TH-cam anymore. It’s THEMtube. CorporateTube. The future lies in Alt Tech. Bitchute, Brighteon, DailyMotion, Minds.com, Gab, DLive etc.

  • @IS-su2jf
    @IS-su2jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Craig is the best

  • @danielmccarten4357
    @danielmccarten4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Craig Ferguson appears at 59:00

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1:00:30

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus Christ seriously???

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RustinChole I know right?

    • @jackrust2631
      @jackrust2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RustinChole they really buried the lead

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are a hero cos this podcast is crap.

  • @DarthwRath
    @DarthwRath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:15:41
    The delivery and when it comes out of Craig's mouth, the whole room laughs. He's so good. The last 20-25 minutes was too fucking good.
    Man I love him and it's sad that he's not gonna do any more stand up. When he left late night, it was dead to me. Truly the end of an era. One of the greatest improv comedian ever. A well balance mix of American in your face humor, British subtle witty style and the fucking spirit of Glaswegian brash Punk Rock.
    Thank you Craig for all the laughs I've had and the one's I will have. I still watch your show everyday. Don't think I'll ever stop. \m/

  • @victoralley708
    @victoralley708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I know somebody who ended up going septic from a ruptured intestine from not dropping a brown for 2 weeks. He had to have emergency surgery and ended up having to wear a colostomy bag for a few months afterward. I'm surprised this dude hasn't had any serious medical issues after not shitting for a month. Or maybe he's exaggerating.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Dr Drew keeps telling him that's fine

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he has a phobia of pooping 🤔

    • @vinebadilla2901
      @vinebadilla2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We know he was touched in a bathroom and is blocking it out

    • @groundedastronautgaming5841
      @groundedastronautgaming5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s just simply not true. That would be a severe issue if you didn’t poop for a month, let alone 2 weeks.

    • @Greenhelix5
      @Greenhelix5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy must be messing with us. By weight alone he'd notice a huge difference. It has to go somewhere .

  • @dylao83
    @dylao83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey mommies! That old guy making sounds with his mouth and body is called "Hermeto Pascoal" and he's actually a VERY good and popular musician at Brazil. I've seen him live, he played mainly piano, but he's known for using whatever kind of objects as instrument. Surprising to see him at YMH, hahaha

  • @TheImageryGuy
    @TheImageryGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet? Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea. Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ferguson’s utter disgust to these clips at the end had me in tears. Top 10 guest of 2019.

  • @EdDevereaux
    @EdDevereaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I literally teared up when CF said he was done with standup.

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Heroin isn't as good as Percocet"
    -Craig Ferguson

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      till you get to IVing it he's 100% correct

    • @user-ik5ze1sh7i
      @user-ik5ze1sh7i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrDJAK777 correct two different things completely, what a lot of people also don't take into account is the quality of the drugs people use, unless you're dealing with someone who has access to majority pure stuff, you're getting a mixture of cut drugs

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-ik5ze1sh7i blood-brain barriers a bitch eh?

    • @DeathByGeek
      @DeathByGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDJAK777 I had dilaudid through an IV when I was hospitalized, I imagine it's like heroin.

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeathByGeek eh IIRC better rush much shorter duration but normally in a hospital, they piggyback the Dilaudid in your regular IV fluids or if done by itself diluted with saline in the syringe itself. so while you get the same overall high as doing it straight you lose the rush that banging it all at once will give which is the main point of IVing something.

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When all the late night hosts were busy being tiktok'd, craig was turning me into a telescope.

  • @alyssaamercedess
    @alyssaamercedess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    it’s a chrystler miracle

  • @fake1man175
    @fake1man175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss the late late show with Craig. I still watch reruns and ask myself what happened to late night talk shows.

  • @Jacobmelrose26
    @Jacobmelrose26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how clueless Craig was to the videos, and his reactions were the best!

  • @aaron6084
    @aaron6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Santa's gonna get a babyraper stamp on his face.

  • @Rajvir00771
    @Rajvir00771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Instantly turned into a telescope when I saw Craigy Ferg in the thumbnail

  • @marios23apoel
    @marios23apoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Craig is too empathetic for this show. When he said "I think you're laughing at someone who's mentally ill" he basically described 87% of what this podcast is about.
    [edit: It's important to be able to laugh at some of life's most tragic aspects and we're all here for a few laughs, but being (parents) in your 40s and repeatedly playing these clips to clearly/vocally uncomfortable guests is pure cringe. Especially when they've famously dealt with their own demons and used their platform to combat exactly this kind of thing (see Craig's monologue about Britney Spears). Now, don't get me wrong, it's human to come across some of these videos and stare in disbelief or even laugh, but repeatedly playing them for every guest (because the videos are new to them, you see) just seems wrong. I'd get it if the hosts were 19 year old edgelords.]

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He just described the success of "Whose Line Is It Anyway "

    • @uzah88
      @uzah88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah. Its the double edged sword of walking the line. Its hilarious but morally ambiguous

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think we're good people still

    • @EonSound
      @EonSound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@uzah88 Yeah if I were related to any of these people it would be seriously depressing. But since I'm not, I will keep laughing.

    • @For_The_Watch
      @For_The_Watch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fine people on both sides if you ask me

  • @kyley9768
    @kyley9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally found the perfect episode to bring a friend into the fun world of YMH...Craig's reactions and not knowing what he got into is priceless! Great episode!!!

  • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
    @DewDewMegaDeeDee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ever since I first started watching YMH I have been praying for this episode

  • @SHaze187
    @SHaze187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Craigs Late Night Show was the best there ever was i watched so many episodes of him and Goeff the Robot, not the stiff shit everybody else is doing

  • @dylandeus
    @dylandeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is my dream episode! Craig Ferguson is the GOAT in late night conversation.

  • @missoctober8859
    @missoctober8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    my dad got shades like that after cataract surgery from the eye clinic.

  • @RobRob66
    @RobRob66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I forgot the "hello" for "hellotushy.com" I was not disappointed

  • @kellykonoske91
    @kellykonoske91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Just read Craigs newest book "Riding the elephant " Its very good!

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't care for the audio book tbh. Think it'd probably have read better though.

  • @AmbientMike
    @AmbientMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my god yes, was a HUGE Craig fan when he hosted the Late Late Show.

  • @williamsutherland1175
    @williamsutherland1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Merry Christmas, BigWords. Sue Wu.

  • @doug.henning.6966
    @doug.henning.6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Helluva Christmas present Jeans. Sue wu

  • @lisakukla459
    @lisakukla459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so glad I got to see him live multiple times.
    This was such a fantastic episode. I hope he comes back soon.

  • @bjsimp01
    @bjsimp01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This episode is so underrated. I cried laughing the whole episode

  • @shizzychris
    @shizzychris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Where’s Geoff Peterson?!

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That one scene ‘what 🇬🇫🇬🇩🇮🇹🇬🇬-comin-a-go’

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His Morgan Freeman voice 😂😂😂.

    • @---bs8dp
      @---bs8dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ass möde

    • @Yesman812
      @Yesman812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well he can only get so far from an outlet

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He has a house down there.

  • @falkor3865
    @falkor3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    here for the Saatva ad.

  • @07coco
    @07coco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bert Chrysler makes his kids watch him open gifts on christmas and doesn't get them anything

  • @Mrignorantperson
    @Mrignorantperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i remember staying up late as a kid to see his show. First time ive seen a host seemingly have no ego.

  • @markferguson3745
    @markferguson3745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ferguson knows how to punch up, instead of going after targets already beaten or on the ropes.He also has an immediate understanding of what is deserving of mockery and what should be quietly let pass.

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Merry Christmas Ya Flithy TikToks

    • @fargotua13
      @fargotua13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are there other TikToks?

    • @carbonadorecords
      @carbonadorecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      macklemorgan freeman
      ...and a Happy New Jeans.

    • @PaulOutsidetheWalls
      @PaulOutsidetheWalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m gonna give you to the count if 10, to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

    • @carbonadorecords
      @carbonadorecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve
      One...
      Two...
      TEN!!!

    • @iambirch69
      @iambirch69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, you aaaaah!

  • @kevins1568
    @kevins1568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    So high. So tight.

  • @tomtu550
    @tomtu550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Craig didn’t know what he signed up for. 😂😂😂

    • @fargotua13
      @fargotua13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but took it like champ

    • @victorsimpson4487
      @victorsimpson4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Hillbillies with Crown's👑". That cracked me up.

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fargotua13 well think of everything he has contended with in his life and career. He's well able.

    • @fargotua13
      @fargotua13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fe5018 true , and remain class act.

  • @Weezing336
    @Weezing336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Craig is hilarious. Love to watch comedians sit around and shoot the breeze. Better than any stand up show

  • @rikardstromberg
    @rikardstromberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My 5 year old just saw the man baby in passing, stopped and said: " What?!"

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    God dayum Happy Birthday Jesus to me!

    • @RocBoy22
      @RocBoy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm 33 just like Jesus

  • @Ugoogolizer
    @Ugoogolizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "For the children" is always code for: "I'm an authoritarian and I think your life would be better if it was the way I want it"

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ugoogolizer Used to be the political right that did this. Now it’s the political left.

    • @jackrohrer2773
      @jackrohrer2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STSGuitar16 exactly. I get if peopledont like trump but howpeople think these far far left dems are still “progressive” is mind boggling. Hope the dems get their shit together. Or shit can’t pop off in virginia and the boogaloo would still be nice

    • @xstoofpeer
      @xstoofpeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@STSGuitar16 Christian-conservatives still do it

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xstoofpeer What is a recent example of people on the right calling for censorship of speech? Not saying you're wrong, I just think it is way more prevalent on the left these days, and I can cite numerous example of the left calling for censorship in recent years up to this day. Genuinely curious about your reasoning.

    • @seangregory6187
      @seangregory6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Democrats stopped caring about the people long before I was born. The entire purpose of the "social justice" movement was to troll the working class into submission on behalf of their corporate benefactors. If you have light skin and aren't wealthy, the left honest to go considers you subhuman.

  • @zeroman614
    @zeroman614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Get that kid some Metamucil.

  • @chloebaul5628
    @chloebaul5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m glad Christina meows the intro. I feel less weird for meowing everything

  • @zootsoot2006
    @zootsoot2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The emu hands would be a great standup bit. Looking forward to it in Amy Schumer's next special.

  • @knoxy5969
    @knoxy5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Most of TH-cams new rules dont apply if your content falls under comedy or "parody"

  • @jaywethington1934
    @jaywethington1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best late night host since Carson. I miss his show

  • @fabledkiper
    @fabledkiper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think Toms alter ego is “story time” or “tata there *big word*”

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Craig is such a great speaker and story teller. His late night show was great!

  • @KidBaklava504
    @KidBaklava504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last forty minutes were amazing.

  • @amix1809
    @amix1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh Christmas came right on time!

  • @bridgerarnold6412
    @bridgerarnold6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Craig is definitely 4 stroke quality.

  • @jasc1893
    @jasc1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Hoser" means loser. In the old days of hockey, the losing team had to hose down and resurface the ice after the game

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely grew up with that word in my vocabulary. Good times, lol.

  • @nishantkhatri9984
    @nishantkhatri9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Craig is awesome, I had not watched this episode till today and god was I missing out. My top 5 of all time YMH

  • @bluesslider76
    @bluesslider76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Craig is such an entertainer. Us blue collar folks appreciate you. The late show was a gem.

  • @christopher2808
    @christopher2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Clicked so fast I love Craig

  • @TheSwayzeTrain
    @TheSwayzeTrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:37:18 "well it means a pint because I havent had a drink in the last 2 years"
    1:37:38 Joe Kelly: "well it means a lot because we keep up the tradition of the singing and the music and everything like that. And we have dancing and everything, thats a great beaut, go dancing. I mean jig sets and tangos and kizomba _laughs_ foxtrots and _huhhhh_ we've things right now again, we're back to square one again"
    1:39:42 I could also translate this but it might spoil Shams mystique.
    These are all thick Kerry accents.
    You might also enjoy this, theres a sheep thief on the loose:
    th-cam.com/video/jsUvcjk8J5c/w-d-xo.html

  • @HauntedHarmonics
    @HauntedHarmonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    ATTENTION MOMMIES: Dont forget to comment and like this video to fight TH-cam's R-worded algorithm. Thanks jeans!

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the reminder mommy, keep them high and tight.

    • @TheNumberTwelve
      @TheNumberTwelve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      little ghost who are the tik toks that actually downvote this?

    • @StateEnema
      @StateEnema 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you didn't use the R-word

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s ridiculous...TH-cam just sucks...😑

  • @tstafford81
    @tstafford81 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE that she meows along with the guitar riff in the song. Soul sister right there.

  • @jeester27
    @jeester27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:38:24
    1:40:30 "the tourists don't come round me. Keep the show going"
    1:41:19 Cantonese/Mandarin
    1:41:48 Scottish slang
    1:44:48 Blindspotting
    1:45:35 Cousin/Uncle
    1:48:49 Slangs
    1:59:23 Great Escape
    2:07:25 Robert Paul Champagne

  • @joes6108
    @joes6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Craig going Full Trottle